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- You are one sexy head teacher.

- You didn't really hit it off, did
you?

- He's...trendy, Christine.

- What's happened? Why are you here?

- I'll be gone soon, but they are
staying here with you.
- What?

- Mum!

Mum!

Mum!

- Sit over there.

- Do I have to?
- Yeah, does he have to?

- We could use Waterloo Road, the
people,

and the building as a local facility.
A community cafe!

- It's finished.
- What are you talking about,
finished?

- I'm not just talking about the
cash... I'm talking about us.

- Get lost.
- Ow!

- I'll go.

- KNOCK ON DOOR

- Justin?

Justin, are you coming with us?

- Why would I want to do that?

- Well, it's getting late for walking
in.

- I told you...

I don't want anything to do with you
and I meant it,

so stay away from me and stay away
from my room.

- This is a small house.

You're going to find it difficult to
avoid me.

If you're feeling embarrassed about
what happened then don't.

It was the heat of the moment, I
understand.

- What are you talking about?

- You know very well what I'm talking
about. This.

- Are you a madwoman or what?

- If you think you're going to drive a
wedge between me

and Vaughan, you're the one that's
deluded, mate.

Come on, then.

The walk will do him good.

- I'm dreading this.

Thanks for coming.

And...thanks for being there last
night as well.

- I know it's been tough for you, but
I'm so glad you're living here now.

I hope it's always like this.

- Why wouldn't it be?

- Good morning.
- Hello.
- Good morning.

CHATTER

Morning, guys! Come check out our new
community cafe.

There's free tea and biscuits, so I
hope you all become regulars.

- Ooh!

Oh! He is seriously fit.

- Who, Justin?
- Yeah.

What's he like?
- I'm starting to think he's an
absolute idiot.

Free tea and biscuits, guys!

- All set for the great social
experiment?

- I see you ignored my memo asking for
extra hands this morning?

Thank you so much.
- Yes.

I prefer to leave evangelising to the
more compliant members of staff.

- Well, if this initiative doesn't
interest you,

I do have some news that will.
- Really?

- Havelock High is looking for a new
deputy head.

I've been asked to put forward names
of potential candidates.

I thought of you.
- Gosh.

I wonder what I have done to merit
recommendation

from the visionary that is Vaughan
Fitzgerald?

- Havelock has a less imaginative
approach to teaching.

I thought that would suit you.
- Thank you for your concern,

but I think I'm perfectly capable of
deciding for myself what suits me.

- There's no pressure to apply, but I
would encourage you to apply.

CHATTER

- This way, yeah?

Excuse me, ladies. Watch yourself,
Audrey.

Don't want you getting caught.

Just over here, yeah?

- Listen, I'm having a little leaving
do for our Dynasty tonight.

I can't afford a restaurant,

but Mr Fitzgerald said I could have it
here.

You wouldn't be a sweetheart and give
me a hand?
- Yeah, course.

Is everything all right between you
and Mr Windsor?

- I suppose I should've seen it coming
really.

- Yeah. Well, you was a bit of an odd
couple, weren't you?

- Well, thanks very much(!)

George, I thought we were going to be
civil to one and other?

- That was before I found out it was
you that turned me

into a total laughing stock.
- I'm sorry.

I shouldn't of posted those pictures,
it was out of order.

I was upset. I wasn't thinking
straight.

- Too little too late. What's done is
done.

- Have you...heard anything from the
insurance company yet?

- No. Diddily squat...sadly.

So...

The big "I Am" has just suggested that

I apply for the post of deputy head of
Havlock High,

effectively handing me my p45.

I'm not sure I really appreciate
him...

shoving me out of the way in order to
make room for his enormous ego.

- Vaughan doesn't strike me as
unreasonable.

Maybe you could smooth it over with an
apology.

- Maybe hell will freeze over.

- George, why don't you just fall into
line?

At least until you've got other
options.

- Good advice.

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Good morning, everyone!

Welcome to Waterloo Road.

Erm...

We've created this community hub
because we need Waterloo Road

to forge stronger links with the
community.

It's a need that's brought home to us
by recent tragic events.

We want to take this opportunity to
make a difference

and we want you to treat Waterloo Road
as your second home.

Drop by for a chat or a cup of tea,
have a go at learning something new,

or phone our helpline if you need a
helping hand.

PHONE RINGS

Excuse me.

Actually, no, come.

- Come on, everyone, let's go!

Come on, girls!

- Good morning.

Waterloo Road, Helping Hands Hotline.

Headmaster speaking. How can I help
you?

No, not really!

LAUGHTER

Thank you, Sonya.

Our pupils are here to help you, after
school,

during their lunch breaks.

Our aim is to get them involved, to
learn how to be good citizens.

We want them to understand that
helping others brings its own

rewards, that it's a buzz, a real
pleasure.

- Unless it's helping your own kids.
- What?
- This is just a start.

We hope to roll out more classes and
services in the near future,

but for now would you raise your
teacups

to Waterloo Road's Community Hub?

To the Community Hub! ALL:
- To the Community Hub!

- APPLAUSE

- Here, I know him.

He lives down the road from the
schoolhouse.

Massive place. I reckon he's loaded.

I've...seen you around, you live on my
road.

That's a lovely house you've got.

- Oh... Thank you.

I'm Mr Carmichael.

- Why don't you sit down, let us get
you a cup of tea?

- Ooh, that'd be nice.

- So, Mr Carmichael, is there anything
we can do to help?

Or maybe we could come round and do a
bit of cleaning?

- I couldn't ask you to do that.

- That's what the initiative's all
about, helping the community.

Anything you want.

- Well, I do need to pick up a pair of
specs in town.

It'll be a bit of a struggle to get
down there.

I can hardly tell one bus from the
other.

- We've got a free double this
morning.

Why don't we pick them up, bring them
round to you in about an hour?

- That's really kind of you.

You'll need the receipt.

It's the opticians on the high street.

- Not a problem.
- I can't thank you enough.

- All part of the service.

(We are so in there.)

- How did it go?

- OK, considering.
- Why is he here?

Darren, there's no pressure on you to
be in school today.

If you need some more time to
yourself, that's absolutely fine.

- Thanks, sir.

Got nowhere else to be, though, have
I?
- OK.

But if you need some time out of
classes, just let me know.

- If Darren wants me out of class to
be with him, can I?

- Erm...just for today.

- You all right?

- She's been a real rock for him the
last few days, I'm proud of her.

- I'm glad he's got the support.

After what he's been through, he needs
it.

- He's doing all right, isn't he?
- Not bad.

- Probably be a mess without you
around.

- Well, we've got dead close.

- Oh, and how close is "close"?

- What do you think?

- What? Are you actually like...?

- Yeah. I saw him over the holidays
an' all.

- No way! After all that stuff with
the pictures?

- Look, I know. Don't give me a hard
time.

He's changed loads.

In fact, we've connected.

We might be connected for life.
- What?

- You can't say anything to anyone,
promise?
- OK.

Sign up sheet for my French taster
classes,

guaranteed to win over even the most
ardent Francophobe.

- You're taking a taster class.

- Yes, I thought maybe I was a little
hasty dismissing

the potential of the initiative.

- Well, I'm touched, George.

So you're happy to man the helpline
this lunchtime?

- Isn't that more a job for the admin
staff?

- If you feel it's beneath you...
- I know nothing about phone systems.

- Never mind.

- I'm sure I could pick it up.

It can't be too difficult, can it, if
Sonya can manage it?

Grief.

Reduced to answering calls from nerds
in need. Is there no God?

- Got your glasses for you.

- Thank you, girls...

ever so much.

That's better.

You've both been very helpful.

- House this big, must be hard to look
after,

especially if you're all on your own.

- Well, yes, it's a struggle.

- Well, maybe we can get you signed up
for the home-help service.

They'll come round, clean up and
stuff.

- Really?
- Free, too.

We'll need to come in first and do a
recce, though,

so we can report back.

- Your headmaster would agree to that?
- Of course.

- Well, I'll go and put the kettle on

and make you girls a nice wee cuppa
tea.

You really are a credit to your
school.

- Keep your eyes open in case there's
something worth selling.

- What were the significant events in
Italian Foreign Policy

preceding the Second World War?

- Erm, The Locarno Pact?

Yeah. It guaranteed the boundaries of
France, Germany and Belgium.

- Good. Any more views?

- The Locarno Pact was hardly
significant.

I mean, it took place in 1925.

You really need to skip forward ten
years

to the Invasion of Abyssinia,

followed the next year by the start of
the Spanish Civil War.

- And the significance of that would
be?

- Well, fascist Italy throws its
weight in with Nazi Germany

and before you know it,

"Hello, boys and girls, it's the start
of the Second World War!"

- LAUGHTER

- A tad flippant, but succinctly put,
Justin. Well done.

Right, turn to page 10.

- I was going to say that if I was
given the chance.

- Of course you were.

- Who you calling a moron?
- Easy tiger.

- Maybe once I've bounced you off that
wall you won't be laughing so much.

- Sit down at once.

- HE SIGHS

- Apologise, now.
- No.

Why should I apologise to him?

- Well, in that case, Floyd, let me
introduce you to the cooler,

four doors down on your right. Off you
go.

- Let me know if you need any help,
girls.
- OK, Mr Carmichael

- MUSIC: "Ritual Union" by Little
Dragon

- Shaz?

Anything?

- Girls, I've got you're tea ready.

There's sugar in the kitchen if you
need it.

- Thanks, Mr C, but we've got to get
back to school.

We've done the assessment. We'll give
you a call if you've passed.

- How long will that take?
- Not long.

- Well, be sure to say a nice big
thank you

to that headmaster of yours.

- THEY LAUGH

- Bye.
- Bye.
- Bye

- What did you get?
- Nothing. It was all rank. You?

- This has got to be worth a few quid.
Look.

Come on, let's see what it's worth.

- Good work.

- You OK?

- Come on, come on, get a lick on
please. Thank you very much.

Can I help you, Harley?

- I need to talk to you about
something, Miss.

- Oh, right. Well, I'm all ears.

- Right. I have a friend and I think
they're in trouble.

- Who?

- I can't tell you, Miss. It's a
secret. They told me in confidence.

- Harley, this is no time to play
games, is it?

If someone's in trouble, I need to
know.

- But you can't say anything. Promise?

- How can I promise if I don't know
what it is?
- But you have to, Miss!

- OK, right. Well, I will promise
this,

that nobody will know that you've said
anything. OK?

So, who is it that's in trouble?

- Well, I don't know, but I literally
had to come between them

to stop them fighting.

- Justin and Floyd are constantly at
each other's throats.

The only way to get through a PE class
is to put them

on the same team, and even then it's a
balancing act.

- Hi, Allie.

- If you've got a problem with the
boys,

please speak to me or Vaughan about
it.
- Look...

Allie, I'm sorry, but it's almost
impossible to teach them.

This tit for tat they've got going,
it's only become more serious.

You have to do something.

- Yes. Sorry they are proving such a
handful.

Don't worry, we will deal with it.

- You two are meant to be in science,
aren't you?

Well, go on, get a move on.

- Simon, could I have a word?
- Yeah.

- Vaughan mentioned you're a trained
mediator.

- Yeah, that's why I offered to talk
to Floyd and Justin.

- We both hoped the tension between
them

would settle down, but it's spilling
over into school.

We can't just hope it'll go away.

- So, what? Has Vaughan's come round
to the idea?

- We haven't talked about it over
properly.

- Look, I don't want to go behind his
back.

- No, I'll talk to Vaughan, and
perhaps you can meet with the boys?

- If you can get him on board, I'll
meet with them for a session

over lunch. How does that sound?
- Sounds great.

- (How much do you think it's worth?)
- Well, it must be worth a fortune.

I mean, you saw the size of his house.

- SHE WHISPERS

Ah! What can I do for you?

- We've got something to sell,
probably worth a bit.

- How often have I heard that before?

- It's my gran's. I said I'd see what
it's worth.

- Hmm.

Did you?

I...see the current resident is still
in occupation.

It still has ashes in it.

- There's somebody in there?

- Hmm. Well, their remains, yeah.

- Oh, my days.

- Hmm.

- Well, thank you. Bye!

- Right, here we are.

Come in.

Er...

Here is the monitor...

and this is the phone.

So, after you've answered with the
official

greeting, like I taught you, to the
caller,

you take the request,

and you log it in...

here.

- Goodness, how on earth will I
remember all that?

- Don't worry, you'll soon get the
hang of it.

- PHONE RINGS

- Yes, I...

- Maybe you should answer it.

- Yes? No, of course we don't do dry
cleaning.

- Oh...

Here's a list of the services we're
offering.

If someone asks for something not on
the list,

take a message and I'll call them
back.

- PHONE RINGS

- So, we would look after the children
whilst you went on holiday?

What? Redecorate the whole house?

Well, we're actually not qualified
taxidermists.

If he's dead, you should really
contact an undertakers.

- PHONE RINGS

PHONE RINGS

- Please, try and use the correct
greeting this time, eh?

- Good morning, Helping Hands hotline.
How can we help you?

- 'You've got to help me. I've been
robbed.'

- I think you may have the wrong
number.

- It's those girls. I don't know what
to do.

- Try ringing the police. It's 999...

last time I looked.

- You can't talk to people like that -
we're supposed to be helping them.

- Isn't it about time you went to
lunch?

- I don't want to leave you on your
own

if you're going to be so rude to
people.

- It's all right, Sonya, don't worry.

I'll be on my best call centre
behaviour.

Come on, off you go. I know how much
food means to you.

- Oh, all right.

- PHONE RINGS

- Yes?

No, we can't pick your mother up from
the airport.

- Sir?

- You shouldn't sneak up on people
like that!

- Just practising for when I'm lifting
the robbers.

- They don't stand a chance.

Shouldn't you be off polishing your
handcuffs or something?

- I was packing my stuff and I came
across these old school books.

Thought I'd bring them all in.

- Oh. It's a good job you did.

I don't think your bosses would be too
pleased to find out

they were harbouring a known book
thief.

- Sir, me becoming a bizzie...

I couldn't of done it if it wasn't for
you, sir.

- I didn't do anything.

- I mean it. You believed in me, sir.

- I "believed".

Dynasty, you need to brush up on your
English.

Believe is what we do when we're not
100% positive.

I BELIEVE that life might exist on
other planets.

I BELIEVE that Swansea City might win
the premiership one day.

But you, making a success of your
life...

..that I know.

- Thanks, sir.

I don't know whether you've heard, but
I'm having a leaving party.

- Yeah, there was a murmur.

- I'd love it if you'd come.

- Ah, it's a bit short notice, I'm
washing my hair.

- SHE SCOFFS

You are so vain!

- I wouldn't miss it for the world.

- Oh... Hi.

Mmmm, yum.

Listen...

I never got a chance to say I'm proud
of you,

the way you supported Darren at the
funeral this morning.

- Of course I'm going to be there for
him.

- I can tell youse are really close.

So, is it a boyfriend, girlfriend type
of thing?

- I suppose it is for me.

Not sure about Darren, though.

- So, there is a bit more than just
holding hands been going on.

I don't mean to put you on the spot or
anything.

I mean, we don't want you getting
yourself pregnant or anything, do we?

SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

- Has someone said something?

Maggie, I'm not, I mean it.

Look, I had a false alarm but I'm all
right now.

- You sure?
- I'm positive.

- (Great.)

KNOCK ON DOOR

- You should...take Mr Windsor off
them phone lines.
- Why?

- Cos he's not taking it seriously.

In fact, he's going out of his way to
be rude.
- Is he now?

- One second.

- Where's your head teacher? I need to
see him.

- Mr Fitzgerald? He's busy.

Have you got an appointment?
- This an emergency, I have to see him
now.

I'm here to report a theft.

Your girls came round to my house and
they robbed me.

- What?

- Two of the girls from the school,
supposedly on a mission to help,

they robbed me blind.
- Sorry.

Have you got time for a quick word
about Justin and Floyd?

- No, he hasn't!
- No, I haven't.

- It's OK, I'll sort it.

- So what was stolen?

- A small matter of £2,000.

- KNOCK ON DOOR

You all right to talk to the boys, if
the offer still stands?

- Sure. Have you spoken to Vaughan
about it?
- Yes.

- Right. Well, I might as well go see
them now, then.
- Thanks.

- I want him to just leave me alone.

I don't want to have nothing to do
with him at all.

- This constant fighting between you
two is getting out of hand.

- Sir, I have tried to get on with
him,

but no matter what I do he just throws
it back in my face.

- Well, maybe there's a way we can
deal with it.

How about we sit down and get the
issues out in the open?

- I'm not the one with issues, it's
him.

- Somebody needs to be the bigger
person here and I'm hoping it's you.

- HE SIGHS

- All right. Yeah, I'll do it.

- Er... Floyd has just agreed to some
mediation, what do you reckon?

- HE SCOFFS

- No way.

- See, that anger, right there...

that's exactly why you need mediation.

OK, fine. No-one's forcing you to do
it.

I just thought it would be a good
opportunity

for you to let it all out, you know,
say what you want.

But, hey, if you don't want to do
it...

- Justin, please just give it a go.

- So...

..I can say whatever I want?

- Right then, let's get clear on some
ground rules -

swearing, violence or any threat of
violence will not be tolerated.

You have 30 seconds to say exactly
what you think

the issues are between you. Is that
clear?
- Yeah.

- Floyd, you go first.

- Why me?

- Well, someone has to.

- OK, look. I don't think you've got a
problem with me.

In fact, I think that if we'd met in
school,

then we might even have been mates.

Look, mate, you're just angry because
your dad left you

and came to live with us.

I mean, you're trying to blame it on
me and how is any of this my fault?

- Floyd does has a point there,
Justin.

Your dad deciding to start a new
relationship,

it had nothing to do with him.

It was your dad's decision.

- What?

You just expect us to be best mates?

Forget it.

- Fine, that's your choice,

but nobody is trying to take your dad
away from you.

- You don't you get it do you?!

He's abandoned us all! He's left my
mum a complete wreck!

- You know...

Justin, all this, it won't last
forever, you know?

Your mum will get better, and when she
does...

..she's going to need you.

And you're really going to have to let
go of all this anger.

- When they feel as bad as me and Leo
do, they they'll get it.

Just wait.

Oh, and excuse me if I can't "let go"
of this anger.

I'll never let go of it.

- What's that?

- It is a list of OAPs for my new
mobility fitness class today.

It is 80% women...

and I'm going to really need your
help.

Please?

- Oh, go on, then.
- Yes!

(Thank you.)

- Didn't take much persuading, did
you?

- Oh, well, I could do with the
exercise.

- It's not what you think, sir.

We could tell his place was a right
dump.

When we saw the urn we thought we'd
get it valued,

maybe if it was worth something,

he could sell it, make him some money.
- It's true.
- Oh, please!

Mr Carmichael claims that £2,000 has
been stolen from his home.

SHE SCOFFS

Neither of you is leaving this office
until I get it back.

- Oh...

I see you took my advice.

- PHONE RINGS

- I wish I hadn't.

Thanks.

You don't have to be a therapist, do
you, to work out his pathological

need to do good is just a desperate
attempt to assuage his guilt?

I don't see why should I have to
suffer.

Yes, hello. Reference number H-slash-B
25 K-L-P-slash-WIN.

Yes, I'm ringing up about the
compensation claim

for the luxury cruise from hell.
- PHONE RINGS

- Oh, that's very good news.

Erm...how much?

Well, no more than I deserve, quite
frankly,

after everything I had to endure.

- You got your compensation?

- £15,506.

- Wow! That's amazing!

Well done, George.

That's a life changer.

- We didn't take any money!

- We've established that you're a
couple of thieves.

Why should I believe you now?

- You took it, didn't you?
- Me? Thieving's in your DNA.

- You shut your mouth!
- Both of you, shut your mouths!

You were supposed to be helping this
gentleman,

instead you took advantage of him.

I'm disgusted with the pair of you.

- There's no way I would've taken it.
I was raised right, unlike some.

- THEY SHOUT

Sonya!

- All right! Oi!

- SHOUTING CONTINUES

- Enough!

- Can you take these delightful young
ladies to the cooler?

- Come on, Lisa. Calm it, yeah?

- I'm sorry, Mr Carmichael.

I think the only thing we can do is
call the police.

- Oh, there's no need to do that.

I shouldn't have left them wandering
about the house unsupervised.

- No, but that doesn't give them the
right to steal from you.

- No, of course not, but this
community thing is a good idea.

I wouldn't like to cast a shadow over
all your hard

work by getting the police involved.
- So...?

- Why don't you write me a wee cheque
for the loss

and we'll say no more about it?

£3,000 should cover it.

That's extra for the stress.

- BELL RINGS

- You just couldn't keep your big
mouth shut, could you?
- Eh, what?

- You're a rubbish liar, so don't
bother denying it.

- What was all that about?

- Nothing, just him sticking his nose
in where it's not wanted.

- Chapter six. Translate the passage
at the top of the page...

..into English.

"Sorry I'm late, Mr Windsor."

"Not at all, Justin, you must have a
very good reason."

- Ask Lowsley.

- Thank you, Sonya.

Please, help yourself.

Well...

It's an interesting offer.
- I'm glad you agree.

- But you see £3,000, I see gym
equipment,

I see text books, I see computer
software...

- Look...

I won't be greedy.

Let's just settle for the £2,000 that
was taken.

- I'm afraid that's out of the
question.

You see, if your money was stolen -

and I've no reason to believe it
wasn't -

then this is a criminal matter.

I can't use school funds to cover up a
crime.

The police would have to be involved.

- Well, surely that's not necessary?

- Well, let's just see what the police
have to say.

- Oh, wait. Wait.

I've just remembered.

I might have put the money in my
teapot.
- Hmm.

- I better just go and check.

- Yeah. You're just an old con man,
aren't you?

There never was a stolen £2,000.

- I don't know what you mean.
- Er, Mr Carmichael?

I think you might be forgetting
something.

- The wife?

You can keep her.

- I'll get it.

- Cheers.

- I heard from Kevin there was going
to be a party tonight.

Give my best to Dynasty, won't you?
She's done really for herself, Carol.

- Thanks. It's going to be a wrench,
though.

- Well, at least you've got something
to cheer you up.
- I wish I had.

- I know money isn't everything, but
you can't do much without it.

- What are you talking about?

- Your compensation money? Hasn't
George told you?

You've come up trumps, Carol.

OK.

First things first.

We know you didn't steal Mr
Carmichael's money.
- Told you!

- We should sue the crazy old fart.

- Have you two learned nothing?

You didn't care how stealing those
ashes might affect Mr Carmichael,

you just saw the chance of making a
quick buck.

You see, I thought you two would
understand

the value of helping someone.

I thought you would get it. I thought
you would get a buzz out of it

because you two know how hard life can
be,

and yet you still chose to take
advantage.

- I didn't think about how he'd feel.

It was just supposed to be a bit of
fun.

- We can make it up to him,

go round there, clean for real.

- No, you'll be staying away from Mr
Carmichael.

I've got the details here of a Mrs
Shelpi.

She has a beautiful garden she can no
longer manage.

If you two are serious about making
amends,

you can give up three or four evenings

and help her put her garden in order.

- OK.
- Yeah, OK.

- If you're serious, you can go round
after school. I'll make the call.

Under no circumstances are either of
you to go into the house,

do you understand?
- Yes, sir.

- Do you understand?
- Yes, sir.
- Leave.

- Right, you can all go. Not you,
Fitzgerald.

You're in detention.
- Why?

- Because you're annoying.

Like father, like son.
- What did you say?

- You heard.

- Yes, I've got nails at half five and
then I was thinking...

- Fitzgerald in?

- What's happened now?

- Your son has just launched a violent
attack against me.

He threw a tin at my head.
- I didn't!

- There's probably a dent in the wall
to prove it.

- Sit down, Justin.

- Sit down, Justin? He nearly killed
me.

He should be out of that door,
expelled.
- He was slagging you off.

I told him not to and he just went for
me.

- I did no such thing, you little...
- Did anyone else see what happened?

Are there any witnesses?

Look, I know Justin's behaviour has
not been perfect

since he arrived here.
- You can say that again.

- But the kind of violence you're
describing,

and towards a member of staff, it's
just not him.

- Sorry. So, you're calling me a liar?

- With respect, I've known my son all
his life.

I've known you for two weeks.

- Oh, right. So, it's closing ranks,
hmm?

- Look, each of you should write down
your own version of events.

- What? Like a police statement?

What is this, some kind of court of
law?

I'm a teacher, he's a pupil.

I will not be writing down my version
of events,

especially when the outcome is so
obviously a formality.

What I will do, however, is to write
is my letter of resignation.

- Your choice.

- Yes, it is.

Quite frankly, I'd prefer to drink
battery acid than be

part of your happy-clappy hug a hoodie
new dawn.

That child should be out on his ear
after violence of that nature.

- Alleged violence.

- You run this school however the hell
you want, but without me.

I'm sure you'll all live happily ever
after.

- Listen up, guys, I want you home for
seven o'clock tonight.

House meeting.

- What about Dynasty's party?

- 7pm. No excuses.

- Hiya, babes.
- You look gorgeous.
- Ah, thanks.

- We're on a curfew, so let's get this
party started now.

- Yeah, deffo. Come on.

- OK, you're doing a great job so far.

Just remember keep it nice and soft in
the knees, not just stompy,

alive and hip.

Just enjoy that feeling in the hips,

even if they are replacement ones,
don't worry about that.

OK, so on three we are going to go
forward and clap.

One, two, three and forward two,
three.

Yeah! Enjoy that burn.

One more time!

Good! And then shake it all out.

Now lift up high, stretching.

- I was a marked man the moment the
Messiah arrived at this school.

- You can't leave under a cloud like
this, George.

- Watch me.

Anyway, it's my decision.

- It's tantamount to an admission of
guilt.

You'll struggle to find another job.
- Maybe I don't want one.

Maybe it's time to take a break.

- What, like a holiday?

- With £15,000 in my back pocket,

I think I've got more than one or two
options, don't you?

- So...

What about Carol?

- Well, I'm not taking her anywhere,
no, not after the cruise fiasco.

It's all over.
- No, I meant about the money.

- Well, it's all mine.

Anyway, ignorance is bliss.

She doesn't know anything about the
payout.

- I'm afraid she does.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news,
but she knows all about it.

I told her.

I would expect a visit...

if I were you.

- And then moving over to the other
side.

Hold that stretch for three, two, one.

And that's a wrap, everyone.

Give yourselves a round of applause!
Well done! Good job!

Thank you very much!

- You are a great motivator.

- You may be a little sore tomorrow.

But if you come every week, you'll get
used to it.

- Er... I better be going.

- Anything you want to tell me?

- Yes, I have just handed in my
resignation.

- You're kidding me! You've resigned?
Why?

- Let's call it irreconcilable
differences.

The prospect of spending another term
in this institution,

under that man,

would probably make my head explode.

- What will you do?
- Actually, I thought I might go back
to Shanghai.

- Shanghai?! It's the other side of
the world.

- Exactly.
- Oh, great.

While I'm stuck here up to my armpits
in dishwater,

struggling to make ends meet.

- Well, if you're feeling under
pressure, I may be able to help you.

I've been chasing that compensation
claim.
- And?

- We are now each the proud recipient

of the princely sum of £1,000.

We could take the company on,

but it would probably cost us £10,000
in legal fees.

- No way I can afford that.
- Neither can I, now I'm out of work.

But this should hopefully help
Dynasty's party go with a swing.

- £1,000.

You don't get handed that every day,
do you?
- Sorry it's not more.

- People have really responded.

We've had calls to pick up groceries,
do the housework,

even one to walk a dog for a bloke
with a dicky leg. Eh?

The Community Hub has started on a
real high.

- Well, we almost got derailed.

First, by a pensioner on the make and
then, by George Windsor.

Still, at least that problem has gone
away.

George has resigned with immediate
effect.

- Blimey, you don't hang about, do
you?
- I didn't do anything.

- Sorry I didn't have more success
with the counselling session.

- The what?
- Oh, sorry, I thought you knew.

I didn't get very far anyway, Justin
stormed out angry and upset.

- Excuse me.

- Awkes.

Just put my foot in it, haven't I?

Never come between husband and wife.
Well, partners.

- Let's just talk about this when we
get home, eh?

- How was the class?

- Oh, I ache in muscles I haven't used
in years.

- Well, how about we drop in on
Dynasty and then I'll get you home,

run you a bath and order you a
Chinese? How does that sound?

- Not sure I deserve it.

I do love you, Simon.

- I'd listened to complaint after
complaint about the boys -

I had to do something.
- So you got Simon to interfere?

- He knows the boys, he's a qualified
mediator, and he's your deputy.

Yeah, who else?
- Erm...us.
- We tried and we failed.

Simon thinks Justin's out to
deliberately wreck everything

for all of us.
- Does he now? Look, I told you,

I don't want members of staff poking
their noses into our lives.

There was some sort of...

altercation this afternoon between
Justin and George Windsor.

Things got out of hand.
- What do you mean? Violent?

- Well, it seems that Simon's calming
words wound up Justin up even more.

Happy now?
- Your son can't control his temper
and that's my fault?

- HE SIGHS

Look, it's been a hell of a day.

We'll work something out.

- Have you got a minute? I think
there's something you should know.

Seemingly, there's been some late
night shenanigans

going on at schoolhouse.

Darren and Rhiannon have been at it.

- Having sex?
- Don't worry, I'm on it like a
bonnet.

- They'd think again about taking
precautions

if they had to live with the
consequences.

- Yeah, well, don't you worry.

There's going to be big changes at the
schoolhouse,

I can promise you that.

- See? We're not the only people with
problems.

- What's she going to do? Keep them in
their rooms at night?

- Never worked for me. You?

I'm sorry I bit your head off back
there.

George!

You still here?

- Just tying up some loose ends.

- Look, I'm sorry if you think I was
too quick to judge.

- Please...let's not kid ourselves.

We both know my face doesn't really
fit around here anymore.

Just one final piece of advice though,

your son is out of control.

If I was you, I really would take a
long hard look at my own family

before I embark on saving the
community.

Put your own house in order.

Good luck...

You're going to need it.

- CHATTER

- All right, let's get these beauties
opened.

- Go, Mum!

- Well, George Windsor came good after
all.

- You must be gutted he's going, eh?

- All good things, Sonya.

So you, my love, are getting a little
bung to help you

settle into at college.

And I'm taking you into town tomorrow
for a full make-over.

My girls deserve the best.

- We can't stay long.

- Just wanted to wish you good luck.

- Thanks, Sir. I couldn't have done it
without you.

- Right, I'd like to make a toast.

Come on, gather round.

To my Dynasty, no matter what you do,
I'll always be proud of you.

- Even if she is a copper.

- LAUGHTER

- Even then. To Dynasty!

- ALL:
- To Dynasty!

- HE SIGHS

George Windsor.

I can't help feeling I've handled the
whole thing pretty badly.

- You don't like the guy, you let that
colour your judgment.

- Yeah, but I don't believe in a
million years

Justin would do something like that.

- Don't you?
- What are you saying?

- He's a very angry young man.

- Yes, but he's not the violent
monster George is making him out to
be.

And I checked the classroom - there is
no dent in the wall.

HE SIGHS

Look, I'm sorry.

I know this is difficult for everyone,

not only Justin, but he needs my
support.

I don't want to let him down again.

- Then we sort it together.

- Justin, where have you been?
- Anywhere but here.

- I'm just asking for a bit of
communication.

We're all living under the same roof.

- Yeah, well, I wish I wasn't, so...

- Justin, come on.
- No, hold on.

If Justin doesn't want to live with
us,

then maybe there's a solution.

We never use that garage.

It's pointless having a house just for
a car.

We could turn it into a bedroom, a
studio.

Justin would have his own space. Hmm?

Make it into a nice little pad for
you.

- If you won't take it, I will.

- Have a think about it.

- That was nice of Allie.

- Nice?

She just wants me out of her way, and
that's not going to happen.

- Don't change, you hear me?
- As if.

- If you'd got back together, you
could've gone with him?

- What? To Shanghai?

Mind you, reckon I'd look quite fit in
one of them kimonos.

- Actually, they are Japanese.

- Mum...

- George?

- Thought you might like these.

- Oh, wow. Look at that. It's the real
thing as well.

Hey, Sonya, you wouldn't be a love

and get some fresh glasses, would you?
- Yeah, of course.

- Thanks, Mr Windsor.

Mum, it's been a brilliant night.

I'm really going to miss you and
Kacey.
- We'll miss you too.

- Don't worry, I'll be on the phone
every night.

Me and Kevin are going to get some
fresh air.

We'll be back in a bit.

- Bless them. Off to say their
farewells.

Is that why you're here, to say
goodbye?

- Sort of, yeah.

- Well, whatever's happened between
us,

I'll be sad to see you go.

And cheers. That's really generous of
you.

Almost worth them three weeks on the
loo.

- Yeah, well, I'm sorry I can't be
more generous.

- No, look, it's tough being out of
work.

Trust me, I know. You're going to need
every penny.

Look... Me and you, us,

I know you think it was just about the
cash with me,

but you're wrong, it wasn't.

- Don't go all soppy now, Carol.

- Carol Barry? As if.

I'm just...telling it as it is.

I never said thank you properly for
the cheque.

Thank you.

- My pleasure.

Let's just call it a...

goodbye present.

- What am I going to do without you?

- You'll be fine.

You've got a life of your own as well,
you know.

You and me, Kevin, we couldn't be more
different.

You're dead brainy and, well, I'm
thick.

And you're gorgeous.

I couldn't get by without any slap on
and you're...

But somehow it works.

- Yeah, and I want it to keep working.

So, just promise me that you won't
fall for some...

big, fit police cadet?

- Behave, you soppy git.
- Oh, you mouthy cow.

And...I'm just...

I'm trying to tell you how much I love
you.

- Well, I won't be sad to see the back
of this place.

- I, for one, will miss you.

The staff room will be a much duller
place.

- Hmm. Well, you've been a good friend
to me, Christine,

I won't forget that.

- We've been through a lot together.

- Hmm. I still think...

I can't help feeling that we maybe,
just somehow, missed our moment.

- I think we're fine exactly as we are
for now, don't you?

- You're probably right.

I would have just screwed it up.

Best quit while you're ahead, eh?

- Definitely.

Did you sort things out with Carol?

- Yeah. Fair and square.

- You're a good man, George.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Do you fancy a bite to eat? Mark your
last day in style?

- That would be lovely.

- (Hey, Rhiannon.)

HE GASPS

- Not so fast, lover boy.

- I was...

I was just going to go over some
homework.

- Yeah, right(!)

Hello!

Come on.

I've got some new house rules for you
all. Downstairs.

So just to recap, if I hear another
creaking floorboard,

I'm going to go bananas.

And if I actually catch one of you
leaving your own bedroom at night,

you'll be out of this house for good.

- I have not seen him so enthusiastic
about anything in ages,

so...thank you.

- It's just something Simon said today
that gave me the idea,

and I've had another one.

- What in the name of god are they?

- Virtual babies...for the schoolhouse
kids.

Apparently they are supposed to be
really effective,

the best way to teach young people
what it's like

to have a real baby to look after.

- Ms Westbrook, you are some kind of
genius

and you keep reminding me why I fell
in love with you.

- Are you awake?

Yes, you are! Come on.

Are you hungry?

- That's what my dad did to us,

kicked me and Leo into touch as soon
as you showed your face.

- SHE SCREAMS

- Carol! Carol, are you all right?

- It's my ankle!

- I could happily punch you

- Go on, then.

- No, I'm better than you.

- So you're saying to might be?
- Pregnant, yeah.

And if I am, it's yours.

- A bit longer and I reckon I can have
dad

and that cow tearing chunks out of
each other.

- That's it. I'm going to find him and
I'm going to kill him