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- You're not disappointed you got me?
- It's fantastic!

Being able to talk to somebody who's
actually from China!

- You know how important my career is
to me.

- I got through it for you and for my
dad.

Who, by the way, thinks you'll be the
youngest head in Scotland.

- Yeah, your dad's been very kind.
- Yes, he has.

If none of that were to happen...

Well, he'd be so disappointed.

- Running any type of budget from
household bills to a whole school -

tough decisions still have to be made.

- Stuff like that they should teach in
schools.

- Hey, why don't we? Get Year Six into
two teams, give them each a budget,

see how they manage it!

- Like The Apprentice?
- Exactly!

Five...

Seven...

48...

49...

50.
- Hm, I'm impressed.

- Yes, it's the Apprentice competition
today, got to be top of my game.

- I'd wear your flip-flops, that
bathroom's disgusting.

Got ginger hairs all over my shower
mitt.

And they're not mine.
- It's not my cleaning week!

- Well, the sooner we're married and
in our own little love nest...

- One step at a time, tiger. We
haven't even set a date yet.

- Exactly.

- Oh, George, did you go out in that
robe again today?

- Milk won't bring itself in.

- Yeah, but you're not wearing any...

Didn't it feel cold?

At least put some trousers on, please!

- PHONE BEEPS

- George, we're going to be late.

What are you doing?
- I, my dearest heart,

am printing out materials...

for my sixth-form Mandarin.

- But it is your first day as Deputy
Head.

- Hm, yes, but don't worry...

Christine's a pussy cat and she loves
me.

I am, after all, irresistible.

- I'll do this, YOU brush your teeth.

George, there are lots of mistakes
here.

- It's all right, you can correct them
on the way in.

Bonjour, Monsieur Lowsley, Sue.

- Morning, George.

Apprentice Day!
- Mm.

- Fancy helping out?

- Um...
- I'm missing a Nick to my Lord Sugar.

- Now I'm Deputy Head, do you think
it's appropriate

that I play the role of your
subordinate?

- I suppose not.

- Important meeting with, eh,
Christine.

Must dash.

- Hi, Sue, you good?

- Oh, playing second fiddle to all
this - great.
- Princess!

- Bye.

- Can't believe he passed an interview
panel.

And why aren't I in this meeting?

Careful!

- What do you need a smoke machine
for?

- Ah. Lock up.

- Do you EVER watch where you're
going, Miss?

- Darren's not giving you any trouble,
is he, Miss Spark?
- Oh.

- You know, if you ever need me during
the day, I'm never far away.

I always honour a deal, Miss.

- Did you make those corrections?

- No, not all of them. I told you
there were lots of mistakes!

- Hm, you should have time before
class starts.

You can finish them off then.
- George, I'm your assistant.

- I know, and I'm incredibly grateful.

- I'm not the teacher and I shouldn't
be doing all your work for you.

- I'm simply using your expertise to
help me,

is that so wrong, my lovely?
- Hiya.
- Hi.

- You spelt "courtesy" wrong.

- Everyone knows what it means.
- Yeah, well, it looks bad.

- Can't all be perfect, you know?

- Do we get to choose the teams for
The Apprentice then?

- Well, make sure you're on mine, I've
decided to win.

- Fighting talk!
- That's how it's going to be!
- Is it?

- Where's mine?
- Get your own!

- Not with breakfast club monitors
watching.

- Well, go without then.
- How long are you going to stay mad
at me for?

I hate it when you won't talk to me.

- You should've thought about that
before you went sucking up to McFall.

- You were going to chuck that cat in
the river!
- So? It was hers!

- It was still a cat, Lisa!
- Yeah, and you put it before me.

- Eh, I thought you guys had breakfast
at the schoolhouse?

- Missed it this morning.

- Oh, shame. Well, you're not coming
in here on the scrounge.

So shift it, come on.

Haven't you got a class to go to?

Kev, look, I fixed it!

Happy?

- Yeah, yeah.

- HE CHUCKLES

- George, the very man.
- Christine, got your message.

On the clock from the crack of dawn
now, are we?

- We had something come in from the
education committee.

You are going to be so chuffed.

- Sounds intriguing.

- They read my Putting Pupils First
plan,

and the Mandarin curriculum has really
caught them.

They want to roll it out across the
area and they want us...

Well, you, to do it for them.

- Great!

- Well, that's one in the eye for all
the other LA heads.

What a way to kick off your career as
Deputy Head!

Could hardly believe it myself.

The council want George for their
poster boy.

- Yes, uh, is this a good idea?

I mean, um, I don't really see myself
as poster-boy material.

- No, I agree.

- Oh, that's a bit harsh.

- I think George needs to think about
it. Right, George?

- Mm-hm.
- What's to think about? We grab this!

Chances like this don't often come
around!

- Is this what you texted me about
earlier?

- Oh, uh, Princess, can I have a word
with George in private please?

- Oh, yes, of course.

- Is it two sugars?

- Uh, not any more.

- Um...

Simon and his Apprentice Day.

I can't justify it on my budget.

- Ditch it, you're the boss.

- I'm probably just being paranoid,
but...

feels like one big pitch for my job.

- Hm.

Just cos you're paranoid doesn't mean
to say you aren't right.

- Come on, there's nothing to it, I
need a glamorous assistant.

- Simon, I'm wondering if I could have
a word with you.

- About what?
- It won't take long.

- Kind of got a lot on this morning.

- Yes, that's what I needed to talk to
you about.

Um, Christine has been taking a look
at the budget this year

and things are even tighter than we
thought.

- I can't justify spending money we
don't have on a non-essential...

- We're cancelling The Apprentice.
- What? You can't!

- We have to.
- Unfortunately, two to one.

- We promised the Student Council.

- It's an awkward situation, no-one's
denying that,

but sometimes...

You know, leadership means taking
tough decisions.

- There has to be a way.
- I wish there was.

I'll... I'll tell the students.
- No.

I'll do it.
- Most of them are in the dining hall,
I think.

- Now I just feel terrible.

- What, more terrible than

if his future father-in-law were to
offer him your job?

- We just need to make sure the
Mandarin classes are a success.

- BELL RINGS

Ooh, that's registration.

You're fired!

- No, you're fired!
- You're fired!

- No, you're fired!

- Dynasty!

BOTH: You're fired!

- You all right? Looking forward to
The Apprentice today, Sir?

- I've just come from Ms Mulgrew's
office.

There's been a few budget issues.
- You mean cuts?

- There can't be any without the
Student Council being consulted.

- Yeah, and we're going to be making
money for the school today.

That's the whole point.

- I know.
- So, go on then, what are they
getting rid of now?

- Imogen, take the register for me.

- Sir, where are you going?
- Well, you're fired.

- George, what are you going to do
about Mandarin classes?

- Well, it seems that Christine is
hellbent

on me putting together some Mandarin
curriculum for the LA

so I better crack on with it, I guess.
- Well, I don't know if...
- Shh!

- I don't know your Mandarin is good
enough.

- Oh, I'll get by, it won't be a
problem.

SHE SPEAKS MANDARIN

Something to do with the classrooms?
Say it again?

- You are heading for big trouble,
George

- Nothing we can't handle.

- What will you do if Christine finds
out?

You know how important these Mandarin
classes are to her.

She's put her faith in you, George.

- And we won't let her down!

Anyway, let me deal with Christine, we
go way back.

- Yes, and that is why you shouldn't
lie to her.

- You're not going to make a habit of
this.

- We can call it off any time you
like.

If you reckon you can handle a
classroom all by yourself.

- I need my car keys.

Aren't you meant to be in your form
room?

- Uh, I asked to see him, I won't keep
him.

- OK.

- Where were we?

Wouldn't want Twinkle to find out
about our arrangement, would we?

- Well, he's not going to find out, is
he?

- We'll see.

Don't lose any sleep over it though.

- Kevin, this came for you after you
left.

- Open it, then.

Studying in America?

What have you got that for?

- Nah, see, they've made a mistake, I
ordered something else.

- What?
- A French book?

What would I want with a book about
studying in America?

- Me mum would do her nut in

if we moved any further than Edinburgh
anyway, let alone abroad.

- The Yanks wouldn't let a Barry in
anyway.

- What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing, it was a joke.

- Well, where's Mr Lowsley then?

We're not meant to be somewhere else
for the Apprentice, are we?

- First break, in the hall.

- Hang on a minute, you're doing it?

- Yeah, it's great, innit.

Get to miss double science and PE,
just for that.

- Well, I'll have a bit of that.

BELL RINGS

- No, see, it's student council
members only,

and people we've specially invited.

Like Rhiannon.

- Would you go to America?

Obviously if Dynasty let you?

- Never really thought about it.

But it's a big world out there.

You know, there's a lot of places to
go and experiences to have.

- Well, that's a bit deep for first
period.

It would be good if you did though,
wouldn't it?

I mean you're right, it is a bigger
place, more opportunities?

Maybe you could make more of yourself
out there.
- Hm, maybe.

- Dynasty's got you on a leash, that's
the only thing.

- Um, there are conversation sheets on
your desk if you want to...

work your way through them

and Mrs Windsor is here...

to help you if you need it.

SHE SPEAKS MANDARIN

- Do you understand?

- Perfectly.

- Where is she?
- Languages department.

- Right, here you go, that's a few
lines.

- Now I am sure that I followed the
instructions

on how to sync my e-mails but...
- Give it here.

- I'm expecting word from Moira.
- Ooh, that going all right?

Talk about her a fair bit!

- We've actually got quite a bit in
common, and more all the time.

Opera, gardening, poetry, cats.

- There you go, your e-mail account
settings were switched off.

Should be OK now.
- And there she is! Five e-mails!

Thank you so much, Sonya!

- She seems happy about something.

- Yeah, she's, uh... She's met someone
on the net.

- Ooh! That'll do it! Who's the lucky
fella?

- Moira. Yeah, they're uh, quite good
friends by the looks of things.

- Moira...

- See, last time, you said the word
"her" meant "and",

but I read that you can't use that to
link verbs. So...?

- Well worth checking up.

Why don't you do that for next week?

In fact, answering your own question
is often the best way to learn. Oh!

- Can I borrow you, please?

Mrs Windsor, can you cover the rest of
the period?

- SHE SPEAKS MANDARIN

- Sorry, my Mandarin's a bit rusty

- She says of course she can.

- Uh, Mrs Mulgrew.

Who you going to be in today's
Apprentice?

- Lord Sugar, without a doubt!

- Um...

Mr Lowsley not said anything, then?

We can't do it, we just don't have the
money.

- Oh, what?
- Did we not get anywhere last week?

- You can't do that without talking to
us about it!

- We don't have a choice, Imogen.

- You lied to us.
- No, it is not like that.

- I think I might have solved our
problem.

I'll fund The Apprentice competition,

I'll put the seed money up myself.

- I'm not sure I can let you do that.

- It's my money, you won't have to
account for it to anyone.

There's not a shred of doubt in my
mind we'll make it

all back with profit.

- I think that's a very good idea.

In fact, if you're still looking for a
Nick, I'd be happy to oblige.

And as Sir Alan doesn't seem to be
doing an awful lot

on the programme these days,

perhaps you'd like to play the part of
the woman.

- Just call me Karren.

May the best deputy win.

- Nice phone, Miss, very cool!

- Ooh! Thank you, Lisa!

Oh, Maggie, do you know, living in the
schoolhouse

under your care is working wonders for
those children.

- Well, thank you very much, Audrey, I
appreciate that -

even Grantly's warming to them.

- All right, listen, don't forget
training tonight.
- I won't.

Oh! And those Nicola Adams videos you
sent me?

- They're amazing!
- Yeah?

- She seems to be getting on all
right.

- Yeah, I mean, it's early days, but
Kacey's showing real promise.

- Well, I've seen the change in her
work, you know,

since she took up boxing.

- Yeah? Well...

I think it's helping her get over Tom.

- It just seems so barbaric - there
must be another way, surely.

- Works better than a lot of that
touchy-feely nonsense.

- Well, we'll just have to agree to
disagree.

- You're just helping Simon to stop
Christine

from talking to you about Mandarin.

- I'm simply putting my best foot
forward

on my first day as Deputy Head.

Speaking of which, can you ask Sonya
for that e-mail from the authority?

Whip through it and puts some ideas
together for the Mandarin roll-out.

- George, Apprentice time.

The idea was you back me up against
Simon.

- The idea was to keep him close.

Feed him all the rope he needs.

- It's not a game.

- Picture his eager little face

as his Apprentice Day collapses around
his ankles, which it will.

I'll make sure of that.

- Are you talking sabotage?

- Such an ugly word.

THEME MUSIC FROM THE APPRENTICE

- This is not a game.

This is a competition from hell.

- KIDS ALL LAUGH

- From all corners of Greenock...

..the best pupils are gathering to go
head-to-head

for the right to be called

the Waterloo Road Apprentice Champion!

- Welcome to The Apprentice!

- Do whatever it takes.

- All right, everyone, listen up!

We are splitting the teams by gender.

Girls over here, boys over there.

- Uh, that's not fair on the fellas.
- That sounds good to me!

- We want it to be a competition, not
a walkover.
- Talk is cheap.

- Tell me that when we beat you.

- Right, each team gets £150.

You have until 3:00 this afternoon

to make as much money as possible.

Minimise your costs, maximise your
margins, it couldn't be simpler.

The team that returns the biggest
profit, wins.

Right, who are the team captains?

- I'll do it!
- Yep, gents?

Let the fear of failure motivate you,
there's nothing quite like it.

- Uh, do we get anything when we win?

- Yes, you win tickets to a pop
concert of your own choice.

- You are kidding?!

- Yeah, unfortunately he is, the
reward will be revealed at the end.

- Have you started without me?

- Eh, Student Council members only.
- Yeah, I'm afraid she's right, Barry,

you're going to have to sit this one
out.

- That said, I am sure Mr Barry has a
natural sense of enterprise

which we could utilise.

It would be unsporting to exclude such
a talent.

- Yeah. Good point. OK, Barry.

- And I'm happy to advise the girls,
if that's OK?

- Yeah, let the games begin!

- Ooh! OK everyone...

Um, good news!

I'm taking you all for PE today!

- Where's Mr Lowsley?

- Uh, he's busy with the Apprentice,
as you know.

- Have you ever done PE before?

- Well, I'm sure you could teach me a
few pointers, I used to... Oh!

- Sorry, Miss...

Are you OK?

- My face!

My nose!

- Come on, guys, we've got to come up
with something better than this.

- I'm not sure we've really cracked
this one yet.

Come on, how are we going to wipe the
floor with them?

- A sponsored silence?
- Maybe you should led by example,
mate.

That is the lamest idea I have ever
heard.

- Yup?

Oh.

- OK, so we offer a service. Laundry,
or dry cleaning?

- How many dirty kecks do we have to
wash to make any money?

- Well, why don't we try washing cars
AND windows?

- It pays nothing.

- Sorry, sir, I were in the bogs.
Canteen muck is the pits.

- Thank you for that colourful mental
image, Rhiannon.

- She's right though Sir, I'd gladly
pay for my lunch

if there was somewhere nearby.
- That's it! We can do food!

- Yeah!
- Hmm.
- Like what?
- Pizza?

- Why don't we try some kind of food?
- Boring.

- Hot food's too much hassle, how
would we keep it warm?

- I know, uh, cakes?

Like a bake sale!
- Could you think of anything more
girly?

- You haven't got one good idea
between youse?

- Where do we make them?
- Er, Home Ec?

- What are we waiting for?

We can buy the ingredients off her
too.

- But I reckon we should make a few
samples first, you know, to try,

just to see if we're doing it right.

- Oi, we're trying to raise money, not
your cholesterol.

- OK, so what's your idea then?

- Yeah, it's so easy knocking
everybody else, Barry.

- Well, it is when you're coming out
with all this!
- Guys!

The key to success is to work as a
team.

Now come on, calm.

- Barry Barry's involved?

Your handiwork, I presume?

- Consider the fuse lit.

- Well, I'm going to go and have a
pee.

Let me know if you think of anything.

- "Please may I go to the toilet, Mr
Lowsley?"

Yes, you may, Kevin.

- Oh!
- Sorry! Sorry!

- It's not you, it's just talking.

It hurts.
- Lift your head a bit further back,
is that better?

- Think so.
- I hope you haven't broken it.

- Broken it?

I can't, my wedding!
- No, I'm sure it's just bruised.

- Thanks for doing this.

- It's no problem.

Lucky I had a free period. I think the
bleeding's stopped.

- It's all Simon's fault - stupid
Apprentice.

He just gets so tunnel-visioned that
nothing else matters.

- Well, it's not such a bad quality to
have.

- No, but you just feel so
second-best.

I'm probably just moaning about
nothing.

Do you ever feel this way with Moira?

- What?
- Your girlfriend.

- Moira's not my girlfriend!

- Oh, oh, I am sorry!

I just, um...

I just, uh...

- Moira is my pen pal.

Here, take this.

You'll be fine.

- We could always eat what we don't
sell anyway.

- I think the cake sale's a brilliant
idea.

There's no way the lads are going to
win this.

- I'm coming round to it.

- Cakes? That's their big idea?
- Yup!

They're really excited about it -

they think it's actually going to win!

This competition is ours!
- Rhiannon will have eaten most of the
profits

before they've even iced the things!

- Guys, that's enough.
- At least they're doing something.

- Yeah, to earn themselves some pocket
money.

Um...

House clearances.

That is how we win!

- Go on.

- Greenock's full of old bids...
- Barry!

- Elderly ladies with houses stuffed
full of junk

that they just don't know how to get
rid of.

- So, what do we do?

- So we knock on the door, and we tell
them

that we can clear out their old sewing
machines and teasmades

for about 20 quid, then we flog it.

Minimal start-up costs, and we double
our earning power.

- That's an impressive bit of
leadership thinking, Barry.

- What can I say, Sir, some people
have just got it.

- Well, it's still a theory - there's
no money in the coffers yet.

But, let's go with it, yeah? Get a
couple of trolleys from the kitchen,

get out there, door-to-door. Come on!

- Kev, wait.

We need to make sure that we actually
do win this.

- How?

- By making sure the girls won't.

- I thought we might've had a free
period, Miss.

- Today's Apprentice competition
doesn't mean

you can skive Mr Lowsley's classes.

- I'm just saying, it's not fair.
- Well, life seldom is.

Great news about the Mandarin classes,

George must be very excited!
- Oh, yes! Yes, of course.

- Miss M?

- Last time I looked, my name was Mrs
Mulgrew.

- MUSIC: "Sugar, Sugar" by The Candies

# You are my candy girl

# And you got me wanting you

# Honey

# Oh, sugar, sugar... #

- So, if it's 50p a cake,

how much profit are we going to make
off 250 then?

- £96.
- That's not enough, double it.

- Who's going to pay a pound for a
cupcake?

- She's right. I reckon 60p.

- It's not enough, I'm telling you!
- 121.

- We'll always get rid of those to
students with that price.

- Girls, 60p it is.

- You need to organise a stall before
lunch break starts

to let your customers know there's
alternative fare on offer.

Hm? Get going on this!

Get up to IT lab, whip up some
posters. Hm?

All hands on deck, come on!

- Well, we can't all go, we'll get
behind here.

Someone will have to stay.

- Many hands, light work, et cetera,
et cetera.

The sooner you go, the sooner you get
back, hm?

- Don't let the cakes burn.
- I won't.

Come on.

- Talk about making it easy.

- You think we should do this?

- We're not leaving it to chance!

We stop them making their cakes, we
win.

- George! George!

Christine nearly caught me doing your
work!

- Uh, well, did you manage it?
- I guess I made a start.

- When's it going to be finished?

- George, how many times do I have to
say it?

You can't keep doing this!

- Hey, hey, maybe we can, like, hide
all the cutlery.

- No, no, no, no, that would take too
long!

- Don't be soft!

Erm, right.

There's a fuse box over the other end,

Mrs Budgen's going on about it being
dicky.

- Oh, yeah, all right.

We should use the other door.

- Look, it isn't going to work.

This is dishonest.

- Not if it's the two of us working as
a team.

- Are we working as a team?

When I'm doing everything?

George, will you listen to me?

You ARE a good language teacher,

you can teach French and German very
well.

But Mandarin?

You could maybe order at a Chinese
restaurant, but that's it!

You have to tell Christine...

and she will understand.

- Tell her what exactly?

There's been some misunderstanding?
I've been teaching it all term!

- And we just... Just nick them?
- Exactly.

Hey! We might make a Barry out of you
yet!

In you go!

- What? Me?

- You know what to do!

I'll keep a lookout.
- OK.

- GEORGE: Anyway, I'm not going to do
what you tell me to do, or anyone
else!

- George! This is not going to work!

Why can't you see that?

- A little respect wouldn't go amiss
either.
- Oh, respect?

- Yes, a small word, but an important
one.

- Well, how can I respect you when you
are doing this?

- Look, my dearest lovely, I know
you're trying to help.

But trust me on this one.
- Don't patronise me.

- Why don't you get yourself home,
make us a lovely meal?

Seriously...

you're no help to me here, you're no
use. Come on.

Off you go, come on.

Hey!

- What's wrong with Mrs Windsor?

- Uh, she's not feeling very well,
I'll be back in a minute.

- Uh, Sir, the ovens have been turned
off!

- Ah, that's vile!

It's full of salt!
- Who's been in here?

- No idea.

- That's what happens when you let our
Barry get involved.

- Wait, I think I've got an idea. Come
on, quick!

- All right, lads, let's get busy!

- Where've you been?

- Uh, yeah, Barry, what happened?!

- Getting ready to win! Come on, boys!

- Hey...is everything OK?

- Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Um...

What are you boys doing?

- Oh, we're collecting junk from
people's houses

and then flogging it.

It's our business plan? Barry reckons
it's a winner.
- Oh.

Really?
- Yeah.

- Well, if it's junk you're after,

I know someone who has a house full of
it.

- Perfect!
- Cool.

- Right, lads, I'll see you in town,
yeah?

Princess?

- Rhiannon! You're making a mess!

- Sorry, but we're running out of
time!

Where's the bicarb, has anyone seen
it?

- I don't care if he's my brother, I'm
going to kill him.

- I don't think Connor would've had
anything to do with it.

- There is, of course, a perfectly
reasonable explanation

to all of this.

- We're baking against the clock, Sir,
and Maggie said it were all right.

- The boys set the fuses out the ovens
in Home Ec

and then poured salt into our cake
mixture.

- Glad to see the competitive spirit
is alive and well at Waterloo Road.

- They're sad and pathetic.
- And we are going to slaughter them.

- So here it is!

- SHE GIGGLES

- Oh, wait till you see, he has enough
stuff to fill three junk shops.

- Hey, this is good clobber, this!

- Are you sure Mr Windsor's OK with us
taking all this?

- Oh, yes, he's been saying for ages
he wants it emptied.

- It's just, we wouldn't want to take
anything that you want to keep.

- Oh, no, it's OK.

- Sorted, then, let's get cracking!

- Well, maybe you could show us. Just
in case.

- No, it's all right, you can trust
us.

If we're not sure, we'll ask.

- OK, I'll get you some boxes.

- How much do you want for it all?
- Oh, nothing, Connor, just take it.

- Thanks, we really appreciate it.

- Oh, it's no problem, you're helping
me.

- So, is everything good with you?

- If you need more boxes, I have them
here.
- OK, Mrs Windsor.

- Is it OK if I get a drink of water?
- Oh, yes, of course.

- I suppose junk and stuff just builds
up over the years.

Don't realise how much you've got.

- Oh, yeah, Mr Windsor is terrible
like that.

He never throws away anything.

I've been telling him for ages, we
have to get rid of that stuff.

- Thanks. No, no, I just wanted to
make sure.

Barry's the type of person

that would clear this house out if you
let him.
- Really?
- Yeah.

An anthology of modern Chinese poetry!
- Oh.

- I guess it'll be a few years

before I can wrap my head around any
of this.

- Well, why don't you take it with
you?

Yeah, I think you'll understand more
than you think.
- You sure?

- Yeah, it's the best way to learn,
Kevin.

- I'll bring it back.

- No, keep it.

- Are you sure?

Thanks.

- OK, I reckon...

that's us got everything.

Otherwise we won't be able to carry it
back to school.

- And I'll have a shifty around.

- Like Kev says, don't take anything
else.

- Oh, not you as well!

Look, get that lot outside, I'll be
there in a second.

Viagra?

Georgie Porgie.

You naughty little devil.

PHONE RINGS

- So, do you miss your family?

- Oh...

Well, we e-mail and Skype, so...

it's not so bad.

- A lot of people never go anywhere,
or do anything.

You know, they stay with what they've
got in life.

I...don't think I want that.

I'm ready to move on...

You know, leave all this behind me.

- Well, I'm sure you'd make a great
life for yourself.

I mean, you're so smart.

- Have you ever thought about doing
something completely different?

Something that scares you?

- No, not really.

- I have.

A lot.

- This is for you.

- What does it mean?

- Maybe one day you can tell...

- I think that's us got everything,
Kevin.

- Hiya!

- What's going on?

- Simon wants an Apprentice-style
boardroom.

He needs it to be exactly like the
real thing.

Well, near enough.
- That's Simon for you.

If a job's worth doing...

I am so sorry about earlier.

- Well, Miss Spark, one should try not
to jump to conclusions.

- About what?

- I, er, thought Moira was Audrey's
girlfriend.

I thought she was gay.

- Oh.

- Well, it's...

I've got to... I better...

- Yeah, thanks for your help.

Um... Nikki's sort of...

She had a bit of a thing with me
sister last year.

- Oh, you are kidding me!

It's one thing after another today!

- Can't be all bad.

Judging by the size of that engagement
ring,

you must be doing something right
somewhere.

- I'm having to share him with the job
at the moment,

and I can't see that changing any time
soon.

- Oh, maybe you just need to remind
him of what he's missing.

- Where are all my...?

What have you done?

- Hey lads, Sir, check this lot out!

- Where'd you get that lot from?
- Aladdin's cave.

- Ah, that's quite impressive!
- Yeah, Mrs Windsor was very generous.

- So you might as well call the girls
and tell them not to bother.

This competition's ours!

Let's get these gems to the high
street.

- Yeah, load them up!

- So, you going to tell me what's
going on?

- It's just junk, George.

Can't you see you're messing
everything up?

You're ruining things with your job,
with us.

- You have nothing without me.

- Ha! George, you said I should show
you respect.

You don't show me any!

Well, at least Kevin and the other
boys are nice to me.
- He's a creep.

Oh, no...

The little sh...
- What, George?

- You know, you're absolutely right, I
don't have any respect for you.

Why would I have anything other than
complete contempt

for someone who is so stupid

that they let three hormone-ravaged
Neanderthals

run amuck in our home?

- What time is it?
- We're late, and if we don't get
these out now,

we won't have time to sell them. We're
never going to make enough!

- What are we going to do then?
- Sell each one for a pound.

It's the only way you'll make enough
to win.

- Well, apparently nobody can afford
that.

- No, not in the school, but they can
in town!

- Ah! Thanks, Mr Budgen!

- Yeah, right, now scram.

I've got some convalescing to get on
with.

Come on, chop chop! Out!
- Go!

- DANCE MUSIC

Hey, want to know the best bit?

Georgie's little helpers!

We can sell them for a mint!

- The house was weird.

It was like she didn't even live
there, you know?

Like it wasn't her home, just his.

He obviously didn't love her or...
- What are you doing kissing her?

- I didn't know it was going to
happen.

- I'll tell you what is going to
happen.

When Mr Windsor finds out, he's going
to kill you!

- Let's make sure he doesn't.

Don't tell anyone, Connor! I mean it.

- Ah!

Where are they?
- Where are what?

- My pills, you arrogant little...
- I don't have any of your pills!

- I'm going to ask you this one more
time.

- You can ask me as many times as you
want.

I don't have anything.

- George?

- Kevin, you all right?
- Did you just batter Kevin?

Ah, out!

Now.

What happened?

- I didn't touch him, he just fell.

- Is that right?
- No, I didn't just fall.

- He decked him to the floor,

Kevin went, then he was booting him.

Mr Windsor.

You're fired.

- The boy was trying to humiliate me.

- Did you hit him?

- Much as I would've liked to, no - I
told you, he fell.

- George.
- He fell!

Or he dived. I wouldn't put it past
him.

- Give me something to work with!

- Are you seriously going to let him
get away with this?

- He's not the one we're talking
about.

You realise how serious this is?

- It's him that you should be dragging
in here.
- You don't get it, do you?

He's a teenager.

You're a grown man. You are a teacher
and he is a pupil.

That's always been your problem,

you've never taken responsibility for
yourself -

you won't even do it now!

Look at the position you've put me in.

- I can't believe I'm hearing this.

Are you actually...?

- I HAVE to suspend you!

At least until we get things sorted.
- And what about my side of the story?

I just told you that I didn't touch
him.

I mean, do you think I would? All the
years you've known me?

- Like I say, it'll be investigated,
but for now,

I just need you to go home.

Can't tell you how disappointed I am
about this.

Find Kevin.
- Did he actually hit you?

Did you tell him what happened between
you two?
- No.

He lost it when he found out his pills
had gone.

- But did he actually touch you? I
mean, push you or something?

- He was going to! And I haven't done
anything to him!

- That he knows about!

You can't say he did if he didn't,
he'll lose his job!

- Good!

Look, he treats us like we don't
matter, like we're nothing.

And he treats his wife even worse,
I've seen them together.

- A wife that you kissed!

And that's going to make things
better?

- He deserves everything that's coming
to him.

- You think? You know, you sound just
like Barry.

Think about what you're doing.

- So, we have established that posters
like these

were used to drum up support for the
war effort.

Who can tell me what this was called?

Lisa!
- Propaganda?

- Exactly, and propaganda is biased...

and therefore, unreliable.

But does that mean it's of no use to
us as historians?

- No, Miss, it's still useful

because it tells us what the
government wanted people to think.

- Yes, it does, Lisa, very good.

OK, in your pairs, I would like you

to work through the rest of the
sheets,

deciding on the reliability of each
source.

(I'm impressed.)

(It seems we've turned a corner,
doesn't it?)

- Yes, Miss.

- Kevin, I'll ask you again.

What were you arguing about?
- I don't want to say.

- Well, I want to know.

- What we need to know is whether Mr
Windsor hit you.

- No.

- You're absolutely sure he didn't
touch you?

- Look, I'm sorry if I made it sound
like he did.

But we were arguing and I fell
backwards over a chair.

- Have you any idea how serious an
accusation like this is?

Mr Windsor could've lost his job.

- I know, I know. I'm sorry.

- Well, I think the best thing we
could do right now,

as long as Mr Windsor agrees, is put
the whole thing behind us.

No need to spoil what's been a
fantastic day.

It's nearly boardroom time, off you
go.

- Won't be much longer.

- Kevin said...

you never touched him.

He fell.

- Which is exactly what I told you.

- You put yourself in a stupid
situation today

and damned near threw your career away
because of it,

so I wouldn't sound quite so
self-righteous.

Any way you look at it, today's been a
car crash.

- Could've gone better.
- You can stop packing now, George.

- Oh, yeah.

- Simon, on the other hand, hasn't put
a foot wrong,

in fact he's had such a good day I'm
starting to quite like him.

Am I backing the wrong horse here?

- No.

No, absolutely not.

- So we can start again tomorrow?

- Yeah, of course.

- Good.

Because you and the Mandarin
initiative could be all I have.

- PUPILS ALL TALK AT ONCE

What's this about you and Windsor?

- What?
- Mr Windsor?

- Oh, it was nothing.

- Oh, yeah, like the missing fuses and
salt in the icing?

- What? No, no, I never touched the
icing.

- Come off it, we all know you did.
Cheaters! Cheat! Cheat!

- GIRLS: Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

- Oi! Oi! All right.

Mr Lowsley will see you now.
- In you go.

- Come on in.

Sit in your two teams, please.

- Where's Windsor?

Already been escorted off the
premises?

- That was a misunderstanding, and
it's all been cleared up now.

- Afternoon, teams.

- ALL: Good afternoon, Lord Lowsley.

- Right, before we get to the results,
how do you think it went?

- We had a setback early on,

and I think we did really well to come
back from it.

- Good. Gents?

- We coined it, Sir.

That's what it's all about, isn't it?
- Yeah, that and cheating.

- They can't say that!
- All right, settle down.

Right then, the results.

- TENSE MUSIC

- The girls...returned a profit of
£95.60.

Excellent effort.

But the boys, with minimal expenditure
have taken it,

with an impressive return of £132.

Boys, you're hired.

- And you're fired!

- Only because they cheated.
- At least we can live with ourselves.

- Whatever.
- Tonight there'll be a barbecue at
the schoolhouse,

paid for by the start-up budget.

The idea being

that the losers would serve the
winners by way of forfeit.

However, we've decided to pick the
names at random. Sonya?

- Connor...

Barry...and...

Oh, Kevin.

- That's not funny.
- How about that?

I heard a whisper about certain
tactics that might've been used

but, to be honest, I'm taking that
with a pinch of salt.

- Well, we still won.

- Yeah, I'm sure it'll still look like
that

when you're waiting on us hand and
foot!

- Hey! Ah, looks like it went well!

You did it, I'm very proud of you.

- Well, they did it, didn't you?

- KIDS ALL SHOUT

- I might've helped them a little bit
though, catch you later!

- Mr Windsor! Wait.

I wanted to say that I'm sorry.

- You should be.
- Yeah, well, if you weren't such a
miserable sod

then maybe people would like you and
none of this would've happened.

Maybe your wife would like you too.

- PHONE BEEPS

- Ah!
- Moira!
- Really?

- Oh, no!

- What?

- "I'm sorry to share all my problems
with you,

"but I've just had some bad news -

"my husband's had to go in to
hospital."

- Oh! Poor thing!

Well, you better reply!

- PHONE BEEPS

"Sorry, Moira, can I help?"

- What are you going to tell her?

- Stupid old bint, she's falling for
it.

- You two going to come to the
barbecue?

Schoolhouse kids are very welcome to
join.

- Yeah, that'd be great, thanks.

- Good answer.

Right, come on then, howay, give us a
hand with the salad.

- BEE BUZZES

LIGHT ROCK MUSIC

- Right, serve that lot out and don't
drop any.

- Boy! Garcon! Over here!

- Do you want to eat it? Or wear it?

- I don't think the service is very
good round here, do you?

- Burgers! Anyone want a burger?

- I reckon they're naturals, the lot
of them, born to serve.

- Vocation found at last.

- Well, we look like idiots.
- Yeah.

I just wanted to say thanks for
earlier, for the advice.

- Glad you got it sorted.

- If I could have your attention for a
second, please.

Ah, I have to admit, I had one or two
doubts about today.

I wasn't sure we could make it work,
but thanks to...

Simon Lowsley...

and his quite scary enthusiasm,

determination and faith in you all, it
did.

So let's hear it for Mr Lowsley!

- The pills, they've gone, they were
in me jacket!

- Yeah, I gave them to Mr Windsor.

It was out of order what you did,
taking them.

- I could've got money off them!

What is wrong with you?

- Nothing.
- Just when I think you're learning
how to be one of us,

you go and pull something like this?

You will never be a Barry.

- Maybe I don't want to.

- Hey! I'm starving over here!

- You know, who's to say that we can't
make house clearances

and recycling an on-going thing?

It's a great way of generating income.

- Well, after today, I couldn't argue.

But I hear George might.

Apparently his decanter collection's
not what it used to be.

- You can shift a whole load of it
online, it's easy.

- Yeah, it's worth looking into!

- It's a yes from me, look into it.

- Thought we might open this?

If you wanted?

To celebrate my appointment as Deputy
Head?

We haven't done that yet.

- I thought you looked gorgeous today
at the barbecue.

You were the best there.

Is everything all right?
- Yeah.

- DOOR OPENS

- Dynasty, time to get your skates on.

Party's over.
- OK.

You know that American uni thing you
got today?

- No, that wasn't for me.
- Yeah.

Maybe we should think about where we
want to go.

It's a big world out there.

- Yeah. That's what I was thinking.

- We could try Edinburgh.

It's a bit far, but it's meant to be
pretty good there.

- Yeah, yeah, we should.

- I'll see you later.

- MUSIC: "Ruler Of My Heart" by Irma
Thomas

- Well, Miss Spark, this is a pleasant
surprise.

I thought you weren't staying over
tonight?

I thought you said the flat was too
dirty.

- Well, maybe I like dirty.

- "Kevin...

"Always follow your dreams..."

"Princess."

- I can't believe how well that went.

- Me neither.
- No, I meant today.

Seriously, that was great.

- Anything you put your mind to, Simon
Lowsley, it happens.

What?

- So, if I were to put my mind to
something happening, say,

the Saturday after the end of term.

Like, getting married for instance.

You reckon that would happen too?
- Yes!

MUSIC: "Train Song" by Vashti Bunyan

- Guys, you've got two free periods

to get Waterloo Junction up and
running.

It needs to look as slick as possible,
yeah?

- Wow, that looks amazing, girls!

- Well, at least we can all get to go
to the party then.

- So, you got a date then, Rhiannon?

- Nah.

- You want to leave?
- It's boring!

- Do you want to go to the party with
me?

Give me your phone.

Call me later, yeah?

- You've left him already?

- I was going to, but...

- No, no, no, you can't change your
mind!

- He cut up my credit cards!

- If she is giving her number out that
easy, what else would she give?

- What?
- You're going to ask her for a
picture...

then you're going to send it to me.

- Please! Please! No!

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