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Bon-jour tout le mond-e!
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Adult mark: French class.
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Bonjour, ma soeur rose.
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Adult mark: I hated it.
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Comment allez-vous?
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[class muttering replies]
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Adult mark: The newfoundland accent
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Was not meant to parlez-vous.
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Can anyone in this class form
even one sentence in french?
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Mr. Critch?
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Adult mark: The only french words I knew
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Were the ones that meant the same in english.
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Je suis...
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Allé à la matinée...
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Avec... Ma fiancée...
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Encore!
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Adult mark: I barely knew any french
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But that was still more than my french teacher knew.
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Bien.
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Bi-en!
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Sister rose: Anyone else?
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[laughs]
you're a brain, idiot.
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Adult mark: There was nothing more shameful at school
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Than being smart.
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You'll all have to do much
better before our european trip!
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Adult mark: Each year, the grade eights travelled
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To europe for french immersion!
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Who didn't love France?
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France is a horrible place,
children.
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Bicycles.
Nude statues.
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The foul stench
of wine and cheese
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Intermingling on the lips...
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As they...
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French kiss.
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That is why I expect you to
behave the way jesus would have.
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Like north americans!
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Adult mark: I knew that the french would get moi.
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Romance, art, jerry lewis movies?
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I could reinvent myself there!
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And maybe impress fox with my "je ne sais quoi."
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[accordion music]
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Excusez-moi, madame?
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Est-ce que je vous connais?
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Croyez-vous en l'amour?
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L'amour?
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♪
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L'amour est aussi proche que mes lèvres.
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Hey, dumbass!
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Why is it so close?
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What?
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That can't be right.
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Luckily,
we don't have to go to France,
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For France has come to us.
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Adult mark: St. Pierre and miquelon
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Is a tiny french island
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Just 19 kilometres off the coast of newfoundland.
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What a rip!
That's not France.
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En français!
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Zut alors!
Ca c'est de la merde!
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Adult mark: Fox was fluent in swearing,
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But sister rose hadn't heard those words
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In either language.
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Excellent, fox.
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When England won
the seven years' war in 1763,
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They got newfoundland,
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And France got these
two tiny islands.
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So we are going to France.
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Technically.
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Adult mark: No eiffel tower, no louvre.
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My dreams were "fini."
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It's three
friggin' hours on a bus!
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You better sit with me.
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Adult mark: Well, then again...
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I don't want to be
stuck with some loser.
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Adult mark: Impossible!
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N'est pas français.
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♪
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Please, can I go?
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I don't know, mark,
it's awful far.
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Almost four-hour drive
with the ferry.
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Pop: Well...
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I suppose I could
chaperone, you know?
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I haven't been abroad before.
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You had your chance
with two world wars.
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Weren't too concerned about
seeing France back then,
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Were ya?
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Colour-blind.
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I think it could be lovely
for him to see the world
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Before he dies.
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Whoa, who said anything
about dying here?!
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I-I guess I could ask?
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Hey, excellent.
Heh!
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Now, just leave a little room
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In your suitcase for duty-free.
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Hm?
Hm.
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So...?
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Alright.
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[exhales]
yes!
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-Mike?
-Mm-hm?
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I had a thought.
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Mm-hm?
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With mark and pop
gone to europe...
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Oh, yeah.
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And mike jr. At work...
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Yes, yeah...
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We're gonna have
the house all to ourselves...
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Mm-hm.
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Mary: All alone...
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For the first time
in seventeen years.
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We could get to bed
a little bit early.
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I could use the sleep!
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Windows stay closed.
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No unscheduled bathroom breaks.
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Like moses and the red sea,
this aisle will remain parted.
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Those are the rules!
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Excuse me, sister...
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Do you mind if I just
squeeze past your arse?
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Boys and girls!
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[rock music]
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Bonjour, mes amis!
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Woo!
Next stop europe!
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Excited?
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It's not real France.
It's just a knock-off.
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Oh, come on!
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Where's your sense of adventure,
little miss red, huh?
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Do you know what
st. Pierre is famous for?
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Sucking?
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No.
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Rum running!
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Prohibition!
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See, booze used to be illegal
then, like drugs are today.
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Oh no, st. Pierre was
a bootlegger's dream!
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Now, quiz!
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Who knows who al capone is?
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The gangster?
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Yeah!
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He's robert deniro!
From the untouchables!
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-Oh, yeah!
-Will you two shut it?
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Go ahead, old man.
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I mean, mr. Critch.
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Hm, well,
he needed illegal booze
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For his night clubs,
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So he had 80 boats sneaking
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300,000 cases a month from
st. Pierre to newfoundland,
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And then they'd smuggle them
across the border to the states.
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He got so rich he built a church
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Just so that everyone
would look the other way.
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Okay.
That's pretty bad-ass!
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Oh, yeah.
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Can we go see the church?
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Sure, sister rose
would love that!
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Adult mark: I was beginning to doubt pop's reasons
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For coming.
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How do you know
so much about it?
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I won't have you filling their
heads with legends and lies.
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And I don't know what possessed
you to sign on as a chaperone,
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But I know that you could
only be possessed by the devil.
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Just clear the aisle, sister.
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Those are the rules.
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Adult mark: This was going to be a long trip.
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[accordion music]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Adult mark: France!
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Words escaped me.
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Mostly because I wasn't good at french.
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Did we drive in a circle?
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This place looks just like home.
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This sucks.
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Adult mark: I thought foxwould fall in love with France,
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And me, but I guess some things just don't translate.
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[sister rose claps]
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Écou-tez, l'enfants!
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Main-tenant, le français sale-ment!
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Adult mark: French immersion became submersion
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As sister rose drowned in the foreign tongue.
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L'enfants! Le museum!
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Allez-vous, toute-lemonds!
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Oh my lord.
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I never realized
you had such a potty mouth.
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[rock music sting]
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Madame?
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Avec moi?
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The only thing that sucks
more than your french
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Is this trip.
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[seagull cawing]
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Exotic.
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Oh, no.
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No--
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Mary?
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Who broke the table?
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It's just the two of us tonight,
so I took the leaf out.
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Hm?
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[romantic music
with spanish guitar]
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What's this?
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French onion soup.
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Alice lent me the bowls.
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I figured everybody else
was in France,
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So we should be too.
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Onion soup?
I-I don't like onions.
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There aren't any onions in it,
silly!
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It's just hot water
and french onion soup mix!
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What's all this, then?
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Swiss cheese.
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Swiss, french!
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I need a passport
just to eat my supper!
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Is there any turkey left?
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You couldn't get laid out of
a chicken's arse, ya know that?
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Good god!
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I'm trying to be romantic,
ya arsehole!
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When do we ever really talk?
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All you ever do is talk!
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Oh, and you never listen!
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[phone rings]
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I'll get it!
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You couldn't get laid
in a cage full'a monkeys
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With a fist full'a bananas!
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Hello?
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Operator: You have
a collect call from...
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[rapidly] hey dad, it's me mark
and everything's okay
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But a bird pooped on me
but that's good luck, bye!
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Adult mark: Why pay long distance
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When you could jam all you had to say
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Into the space for the caller's name?
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Operator: Will you
accept the charges?
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God, no.
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Adult mark: It was like an audio postcard.
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Oh, that was mark.
He's fine.
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Good.
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No more interruptions.
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You're gonna have
a romantic night tonight
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If it friggin' kills ya!
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[dial tone]
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Phone's off the hook.
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I know.
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You know, dad...
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A woman needs to be romanced.
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Will you get out of it!
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Les îles saint-pierre et miquelon étaient une plaque
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Tournante pour la contrebanded'alcool vers les états-unis.
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-What's she saying?
-Shh!
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Des criminels notoires s'y sont installés,
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Notamment al capone.
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She just said "al capone"!
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Your pop was right!
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Ah, yes!
Good ear.
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Joyeux noël!
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Y a-t-il des questions?
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Madame?
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Oui, madame?
252
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Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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Une guillotine.
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Ça gère!
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Oui, tres bien!
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Brain!
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What a loser!
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Silence!
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As you can see, my students
speak french fluently.
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If you like, you could practice
your english for a bit?
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[heavily accented]
uh... My english?
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Uh, yes,
I speak english very well.
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[mysterious music]
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Al capone's hat.
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Huh.
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Is that so?
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[mysterious music continues]
268
00:10:41,718 --> 00:10:45,319
♪
269
00:10:45,388 --> 00:10:48,923
♪
270
00:10:48,992 --> 00:10:52,326
If the nun can frig off,
so can we.
271
00:10:52,395 --> 00:10:54,195
Excusez-moi?
272
00:10:54,197 --> 00:10:55,696
Vous allez ou?
273
00:10:55,699 --> 00:10:59,500
Sorry.
No speak-ez le french-ez.
274
00:11:07,744 --> 00:11:09,676
Adult mark: Pop was up to no good,
275
00:11:09,713 --> 00:11:13,147
But this was my chance to show fox my sophisticated side.
276
00:11:13,282 --> 00:11:17,017
♪
277
00:11:17,087 --> 00:11:20,088
♪
278
00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:23,824
♪
279
00:11:26,896 --> 00:11:29,363
[in a whisper]
patrick?
280
00:11:32,435 --> 00:11:34,568
Patrick?
281
00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:37,638
Rosy!
282
00:11:37,707 --> 00:11:38,773
Aah!
Jesus!
283
00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:41,542
Shh, they'll hear you,
for goodness sake.
284
00:11:41,677 --> 00:11:43,911
Besides, we're in
a house of worship.
285
00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:46,314
It's a little late for
you to find god, isn't it?
286
00:11:46,449 --> 00:11:48,682
Somebody must be
looking down on me.
287
00:11:48,752 --> 00:11:50,451
They brought me to you,
didn't they?
288
00:11:50,453 --> 00:11:52,452
Oh, don't start!
289
00:11:52,489 --> 00:11:54,588
Tell me the real
reason you're here.
290
00:11:57,761 --> 00:11:59,927
[sighs]
291
00:11:59,963 --> 00:12:05,466
[mysterious music]
292
00:12:05,468 --> 00:12:07,134
Fine.
293
00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:09,236
[sighs]
294
00:12:11,908 --> 00:12:14,275
So, it was 1925.
295
00:12:14,277 --> 00:12:18,212
You had just broken my heart,
so I came to st. Pierre,
296
00:12:18,347 --> 00:12:22,216
Where I'd heard that this
capone fella needed some guys
297
00:12:22,351 --> 00:12:25,286
To row rum out to the schooners
298
00:12:25,355 --> 00:12:27,822
Where the coast guard
couldn't find 'em.
299
00:12:27,824 --> 00:12:30,991
They were paying a fortune,
50 cents a gallon.
300
00:12:30,993 --> 00:12:32,627
I'd never seen money like that.
301
00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:34,895
I've never been good
with temptation.
302
00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:40,368
♪
303
00:12:40,503 --> 00:12:43,104
Well...
304
00:12:43,239 --> 00:12:46,507
Are you coming to hear
the rest of my confession?
305
00:12:50,046 --> 00:12:52,246
[chuckles]
306
00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:56,050
[laughter]
307
00:12:58,387 --> 00:13:01,121
Où est votre professeur?
308
00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:03,123
Uh...
309
00:13:03,159 --> 00:13:06,093
What's the french word
for "chaperone"?
310
00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:13,401
Voilà!
311
00:13:13,536 --> 00:13:14,735
Real french cheese.
312
00:13:14,871 --> 00:13:16,270
Ha-ha!
313
00:13:18,374 --> 00:13:20,207
You know, their cheese
doesn't come in slices.
314
00:13:20,243 --> 00:13:21,409
No?
315
00:13:21,544 --> 00:13:23,677
Uh, jars of whiz, then?
316
00:13:23,746 --> 00:13:25,279
They have all kinds.
317
00:13:25,414 --> 00:13:29,150
Camembert, brie,
and my favourite...
318
00:13:29,152 --> 00:13:31,419
Bleu!
319
00:13:31,554 --> 00:13:34,021
Ugh, that stuff reeks.
320
00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:35,455
You really had it before?
321
00:13:35,491 --> 00:13:37,491
Le fromage bleu?
322
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,159
All the time!
323
00:13:39,195 --> 00:13:41,962
I have it with a cream cracker
with a cup of tea at bed time.
324
00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:43,697
Goes down smooth.
325
00:13:50,239 --> 00:13:51,372
Uh...
326
00:13:51,441 --> 00:13:54,442
I think it's a little off.
327
00:13:54,577 --> 00:13:56,643
It's supposed to be rotten,
dumbass.
328
00:13:56,679 --> 00:13:59,179
But you knew that, right?
329
00:13:59,181 --> 00:14:00,681
Yeah.
330
00:14:00,717 --> 00:14:02,650
I prefer mine more off.
331
00:14:02,785 --> 00:14:05,286
Mm-hm.
332
00:14:05,288 --> 00:14:06,586
Take another bite.
333
00:14:07,990 --> 00:14:09,256
Yeah?
334
00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:10,191
Yeah.
335
00:14:10,326 --> 00:14:11,525
Yeah!
336
00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:17,064
Yeah...
[retching]
337
00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:31,345
Oh, for the love of god, mike,
338
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,414
I will shove
that radio up your arse
339
00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:35,482
And that'll be
the only action you get.
340
00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:37,418
Mike jr: [on radio]
and later on, we'll have
341
00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:39,286
Nightline with ron pumphrey,
but first...
342
00:14:39,289 --> 00:14:41,022
A request!
343
00:14:41,157 --> 00:14:43,557
Listening to our son is a bit of
a mood-killer, there, casanova!
344
00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:45,126
Mike jr: This is
mike critch jr.,
345
00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:48,229
And this one goes out to mom,
from dad...
346
00:14:48,364 --> 00:14:50,164
Which is kind of gross.
347
00:14:50,299 --> 00:14:54,168
Here's the fureys, with
"when you were sweet sixteen."
348
00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:56,070
Oh...
349
00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,839
♪ ...As I've never loved before ♪
350
00:14:58,841 --> 00:15:00,640
[mary chuckles softly]
351
00:15:02,478 --> 00:15:06,913
♪ since first I saw you on the village... ♪
352
00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:10,917
Oh, mike!
353
00:15:10,954 --> 00:15:13,187
I guess I'm just
out of practice.
354
00:15:13,189 --> 00:15:14,855
Can't blame me for being nervous
355
00:15:14,991 --> 00:15:16,323
Around the prettiest
girl that I've--
356
00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:18,058
Ah!
357
00:15:18,127 --> 00:15:20,194
Shut up and help me
move the beds together.
358
00:15:20,329 --> 00:15:25,799
♪ I love you as I loved you,
359
00:15:25,835 --> 00:15:29,670
When you were sweet sixteen... ♪
360
00:15:29,672 --> 00:15:32,673
Adult mark: We were whateverthe french word for "lost" was.
361
00:15:32,675 --> 00:15:35,609
Uh, I think it's this way.
362
00:15:35,745 --> 00:15:37,211
Blaireau! Arrête!
363
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,845
Adult mark: French bullies!
364
00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:41,449
Like the fox brothers, but with wine and smokes.
365
00:15:41,584 --> 00:15:43,417
Bonjour, mes amis.
366
00:15:43,453 --> 00:15:46,520
Du fromage... Bleu?
367
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,256
Tu parles français comme une vache espagnole!
368
00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:52,193
Ah, oui, oui. Moi, aussi.
369
00:15:52,195 --> 00:15:53,794
T'es un vrai sans-couilles!
370
00:15:53,863 --> 00:15:55,796
Va te faire cuire un oeuf, pompe à chiasse!
371
00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:57,631
Casse-toi donc, branleur!
372
00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:59,667
Adult mark: When it came to french curse words,
373
00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:03,404
Fox wasn't a brain, she was a genius!
374
00:16:03,539 --> 00:16:07,307
Ca m'est égal, espèce de plouc!
375
00:16:07,309 --> 00:16:09,443
I was just about to say
the same thing.
376
00:16:09,512 --> 00:16:10,977
Here.
377
00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:16,717
You must think I'm whatever
the french word for an idiot is.
378
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:18,051
[french pronunciation]
idiot.
379
00:16:18,087 --> 00:16:20,054
No.
380
00:16:20,056 --> 00:16:22,022
You were actually pretty cute.
381
00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:29,663
So, can you just admit you can
read the street signs now?
382
00:16:29,665 --> 00:16:31,965
[sighs]
it's this way.
383
00:16:35,271 --> 00:16:37,805
Uh, what's a "branleur"?
384
00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:40,007
You're not old enough to know.
385
00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:43,010
-Sorry, come on.
-Oh...
386
00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:49,116
Ritche: Ah!
Yes, here it is!
387
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:50,885
"abandonné."
388
00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:52,886
Nous sommes...
389
00:16:52,922 --> 00:16:55,422
Abandonnés!
390
00:16:55,558 --> 00:16:57,024
Brain!
391
00:17:00,363 --> 00:17:02,329
Ah, hurry up!
392
00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:05,899
Oh, god, this was so much
easier the first time around.
393
00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:09,069
Well, what's down there
that's so damn important?
394
00:17:09,072 --> 00:17:11,905
Pop: A few bottles in my load
kind of got...
395
00:17:11,974 --> 00:17:14,374
Went missing.
396
00:17:14,444 --> 00:17:17,911
Well, they came looking
for me, but you know,
397
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:21,215
You really don't want to
be crossing al capone.
398
00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:24,818
♪
399
00:17:24,821 --> 00:17:28,522
♪
400
00:17:28,524 --> 00:17:30,557
Find him!
401
00:17:30,626 --> 00:17:32,660
Pop: I left something
in this church.
402
00:17:32,662 --> 00:17:36,129
I just wanted to see
whether it was still there.
403
00:17:36,165 --> 00:17:37,464
Aah!
404
00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:39,533
Yes!
405
00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:40,734
Oh!
[chuckles]
406
00:17:40,803 --> 00:17:43,203
They'd kill me
if they came back here!
407
00:17:43,339 --> 00:17:44,471
But thank god they're all dead.
408
00:17:44,507 --> 00:17:46,273
So screw 'em.
409
00:17:46,309 --> 00:17:48,542
Now...
410
00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:50,744
What do you know?
411
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,014
[cackling excitedly]
412
00:17:54,016 --> 00:17:55,115
Someone will hear!
413
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,483
[loud crash]
aah!
414
00:17:56,519 --> 00:17:58,018
Oh, jesus!
415
00:17:58,087 --> 00:17:59,419
No, no!
416
00:17:59,489 --> 00:18:01,555
Good god...
417
00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:02,690
Oh!
418
00:18:02,692 --> 00:18:04,424
Rats' piss!
419
00:18:04,426 --> 00:18:06,093
-They've eaten the money!
-[distant voices]
420
00:18:06,228 --> 00:18:08,963
My god, don't you people
ever clean these churches?
421
00:18:09,098 --> 00:18:09,997
Someone's coming!
422
00:18:09,999 --> 00:18:11,165
Alright, alright, alright.
423
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,033
There was one more little thing.
424
00:18:13,169 --> 00:18:14,968
Leave it, you old fool!
425
00:18:15,037 --> 00:18:16,836
Oh-ho!
426
00:18:16,873 --> 00:18:18,372
Well!
427
00:18:18,374 --> 00:18:20,441
Welcome, my old beauty!
428
00:18:20,443 --> 00:18:21,642
Look at that!
429
00:18:21,711 --> 00:18:23,043
Voice: Où êtes vous?
430
00:18:23,045 --> 00:18:25,045
Aah!
Patrick, come on!
431
00:18:25,114 --> 00:18:27,114
Hey!
Ay, ay, ay...
432
00:18:27,183 --> 00:18:30,117
[both laughing]
433
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:39,059
Why do you pretend
you're not smart?
434
00:18:39,195 --> 00:18:40,928
I mean, if I knew
french like that--
435
00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,796
Every year, I get a new teacher,
436
00:18:42,865 --> 00:18:45,532
And the first thing they say is,
"I taught your brothers."
437
00:18:45,535 --> 00:18:47,935
From then on,
I'm stupid or I'm trouble.
438
00:18:48,070 --> 00:18:50,604
If I do well,
they say I cheated, so...
439
00:18:50,673 --> 00:18:52,539
Why bother?
440
00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:54,074
That's not fair.
441
00:18:54,110 --> 00:18:56,877
You shouldn't hide who you are.
442
00:18:56,879 --> 00:18:58,478
Look who's talking.
443
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:01,147
I'm being serious.
444
00:19:01,184 --> 00:19:03,617
You're not your brothers.
You're really special.
445
00:19:08,724 --> 00:19:11,558
[laughs nervously]
what's-- what's that over there?
446
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:15,896
That's newfoundland!
447
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:17,364
Cool!
448
00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:18,966
It's pretty.
449
00:19:18,968 --> 00:19:22,236
From a distance.
450
00:19:22,238 --> 00:19:25,172
It's beautiful.
451
00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:28,775
Thought you said
France was better.
452
00:19:28,811 --> 00:19:30,978
Sometimes you have to be
away from something for a while
453
00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:33,180
To realize
how special it really is.
454
00:19:33,249 --> 00:19:36,917
[soft, emotional music]
455
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:40,054
♪
456
00:19:40,189 --> 00:19:43,657
Uh, France have the poodle,
457
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:47,528
But we have the newfoundland dog
and the labrador retriever.
458
00:19:47,530 --> 00:19:50,797
We even have our own
time zone, and...
459
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:54,868
Oh, uh, we should get going.
460
00:19:54,937 --> 00:19:58,005
♪
461
00:19:58,074 --> 00:20:02,075
♪
462
00:20:04,847 --> 00:20:06,880
♪
463
00:20:06,949 --> 00:20:09,283
Pop: That guide... My god.
464
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:11,285
I didn't understand
a word she was saying!
465
00:20:11,287 --> 00:20:13,153
[gasps]
466
00:20:13,222 --> 00:20:14,821
You don't speak french, do you?
467
00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:18,425
[laughs]
[uncorks bottle]
468
00:20:18,461 --> 00:20:20,160
Woo-hoo-hoo!
469
00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:22,429
Oh, shh!
470
00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,965
Mmm.
471
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,901
Mmm...
472
00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:29,970
-Mmm... Ooh!
-Oh my god!
473
00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:32,906
Oh my...
474
00:20:32,942 --> 00:20:35,241
Oh...
Ooh!
475
00:20:35,278 --> 00:20:36,376
Yeah?
476
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:38,312
You know...
477
00:20:38,381 --> 00:20:41,582
There are a lot of things
that don't get better with age,
478
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:44,785
But you, my dear, do.
479
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,387
Adult mark: Sometimes you have to be away from something
480
00:20:47,423 --> 00:20:49,523
To realize just how special it is.
481
00:20:49,592 --> 00:20:51,992
Because it's all too easy to take the things we love
482
00:20:51,994 --> 00:20:53,127
For granted.
483
00:20:53,262 --> 00:20:55,062
Mike jr: [on radio]
and now, the weather!
484
00:20:55,064 --> 00:20:56,997
Tomorrow until Tuesday,
we can expect light showers
485
00:20:57,066 --> 00:20:58,332
On the avalon, followed by--
486
00:20:58,334 --> 00:20:59,866
Change the station, will ya?
487
00:20:59,935 --> 00:21:01,335
Mike jr: [on radio]
...And drizzle.
488
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:02,202
Headin' into the weekend--
489
00:21:02,338 --> 00:21:03,337
Woo!
490
00:21:03,406 --> 00:21:04,872
Sacred heart, my back!
491
00:21:05,007 --> 00:21:06,273
Aah!
492
00:21:06,342 --> 00:21:08,274
Adult mark: If you can find someone to love you
493
00:21:08,311 --> 00:21:09,743
For who you really are...
494
00:21:09,745 --> 00:21:13,580
Well, that's what the french call "l'amour vrai."
495
00:21:13,582 --> 00:21:15,816
True love.
496
00:21:15,818 --> 00:21:19,219
♪
497
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:27,828
♪
498
00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:32,032
♪
499
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:36,570
♪
500
00:21:36,639 --> 00:21:40,306
♪
501
00:21:40,343 --> 00:21:45,379
♪
502
00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:48,982
♪
503
00:21:49,051 --> 00:21:51,318
♪
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