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♪
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Well, happy spirit week,
children.
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Kindly have your money ready
to give to tina for jeans day.
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Fifty cents is
a small price to pay
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To show your school spirit.
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Adult mark: Spirit week!
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Five whole days to show how much we loved
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The place we hated.
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[loud snap]
[students gasp]
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The only spirit you should be
concerned with, children,
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Is the holy spirit!
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The purpose of jeans day
is to raise funds to replace
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The broken hand on our statue
of saint bonaventure.
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Not to...
[scoffs]
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"express yourselves."
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Adult mark: I didn't even own jeans.
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I liked having a uniform.
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My fashion sense was second to none,
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And that "nun" was sister rose!
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Sister rose: When
we give up our uniforms,
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We give up
our most precious gift.
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Our uniformity.
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Our sameness as catholics
is what makes us unique!
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When our lord was crucified,
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The two men beside him
were also wearing crosses.
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Nice jeans.
What kind are they?
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Guess.
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Levi's?
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Lees?
Wranglers?
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Oh, well,
it's all for a good cause.
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I wonder what happened
to the statue's hand.
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Heh, maybe sister rose
strapped it off.
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Wait...
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Where are your jeans?
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Oh, I don't own any.
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You know,
I'm more of a slacks man.
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[laughter]
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Fox: How do you not have jeans?
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What are you, a nun?
[laughter]
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Ms. Fowler: Alright,
settle, settle.
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Adult mark: The last thing I needed was another reason
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To be made fun of.
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I desperately needed a new outfit to fit in!
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Kids were finally able to show their individuality--
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By hanging out with other kids dressed just like them.
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Jeans day had split the student population into two groups:
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Bangers and preps.
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The only other gang was...
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Me.
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Ritche: Alright.
See ya.
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Adult mark: The only guy in worse pants was ritche.
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Mark: Oh, what happened
to your jeans?
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Did you fall off
your skateboard?
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Ritche: No.
I bought 'em like this.
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Hope you got a discount.
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Dude!
This is fashion!
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Are you sure?
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'cause I don't think there's
enough fabric to qualify.
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Middle fox: Whoops.
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You got holes in your jeans!
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I know.
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Yeah?
Well, good, 'cause...
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They actually look
pretty deadly.
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Ritche: Thank you.
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You're welcome...
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Dick!
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Ritche: Hey!
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See, he likes 'em!
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Please don't take
fashion advice from morons.
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Oh...
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I should take it from
the only kid in slacks?
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Just so you know,
we think your jeans are wicked.
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Girls: Hi!
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Adult mark: That was it.
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I had to get jeans.
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But what kind?
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Black jeans!
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I had found my own
personal style.
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It was gary's!
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♪ auntie mary had a canary,
up the leg of her drawers! ♪
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♪ when she was creeping,
he was peeping
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Up the leg of her drawers! ♪
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What are you so happy about?
You finally divorcing him?
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I've been asked to join
the st. Bridget's choral group.
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Isn't that for nuns?
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Well, their "herd,"
or whatever it's called,
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Dying out.
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Sister rose said she heard me in
church and said I'll do, so...
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They need new blood!
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Yeah!
To suck on.
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[clears throat]
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Mom, dad...
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I'm getting older now,
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And I think it's time
that I owned jeans.
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Jeans?
Good god!
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What's wrong with the pair
of pants you've got on now?
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Everyone at school
has jeans now!
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The nuns have lost
total control.
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It's a mad house!
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Mike, maybe you could
lend your brother--
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Nope.
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Pop: You know, I was 15 before
I got my second pair of pants.
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And that was only because
poor uncle edmund died.
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Please!
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If I go to school wearing
dress pants tomorrow,
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I'll never live it down.
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Mom, will you take me?
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Well, I have my first
choir practice tonight,
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So your father will have
to take you shopping.
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Mike sr: [sighs]
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Alright, I'll make sure
he gets a...
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Suitable pair of dungarees.
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[sighs]
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[organ music]
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Oh, it's so nice
to get out of the house.
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My crowd's got me drove!
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Sister rose:
Attention, vocalists!
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The outside world is slipping.
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This is where jeans leads us:
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A nuns' choir without nuns.
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Since there's no time
to rehearse,
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We'll be singing
a simple song to the tune of
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"she'll be coming around
the mountain."
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Oh, that sounds fun!
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It most certainly is not!
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More nun, less fun.
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And a-one, and a-two...
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Mike sr: Alright, let's go.
Cab is here.
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Adult mark: Jeans!
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I was over the moon, thinking of how everyone would react
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The next day at school.
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♪ what if I were romeo in black jeans? ♪
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♪ what if I was heathcliff?
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♪ it's no myth!
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♪ maybe she's just looking for
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Someone to dance with... ♪
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Where'd you get your jeans,
mark?
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They make everyone
else's look like garbage!
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♪
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Indeed they do, ritche.
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Wait!
Don't sit.
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Let us see your jeans
for just a little bit longer?
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♪ looking for some parallel
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Can be an endless game. ♪
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[slow applause]
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No more homework for you
from now on, mark!
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Beautiful dungarees!
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Are you sure this is
the right place?
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We should find an adequate pair
of dungaree work pants here.
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Will they even carry my size?
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I hope not.
You need to grow into 'em.
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Oh, here we go.
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Oh, do you like, uh, blue...
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Or more blue?
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Ooh...
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"irregular"!
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That sounds like
a pretty good brand.
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I-I don't think
"irregulars" is a brand.
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven! ♪
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♪ it's too late
for confession! ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down--
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Stop, stop!
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[sighs]
that was atrocious.
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Ms. Fowler: What--
sister rose: Again.
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven-- ♪
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I said sing it!
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Not kill it.
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[choir gasps]
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♪ he'll be coming down--
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Sister rose: Enough!
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You try.
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven,
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Too late for confession! ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
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Congratulations, mary.
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It's your solo now.
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Mary: Oh!
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Sister rose: Can't be
any worse now, can it?
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Oh...
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Will you come out?
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Mark: I'd rather not,
if you don't mind.
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Mark!
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Well, come over here
where I can see 'em.
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[groans]
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Adult mark: The old man bought pants
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The way some people would buy a car.
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They handle well.
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Solid construction.
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Should get a few miles
out of them, eh?
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What do you think?
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They're loud.
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Pants shouldn't be loud.
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And the fabric, it's...
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Chafing me.
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I think we should keep looking.
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They're fine.
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Mark: What...?
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Got a good waist.
Plenty of allowance.
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Lots of length there.
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Look, we can tape up the bottoms
until you grow into 'em.
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How's your penis?
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Is there room for your penis?
Where's your penis?
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Stop talking
about the penis!
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It's fine!
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I'll take 'em.
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Good!
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Do you people take a cheque?
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Mark: [sighs]
mike sr: Go change.
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Mark: Uh--
mike sr: Go on!
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Clerk: Do you have id?
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Mike sr: I don't have any id!
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♪
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♪
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[laughter]
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I don't get it.
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I've got black jeans
just like him.
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He's got levi's.
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And you've got...
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A sack with legs?
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Watch out, boys!
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If the wind picks up, he'll
end up down by the harbour.
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[laughter]
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Adult mark: When it came to fashion sense,
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I had been beaten senseless.
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Is he gone?
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You'd better lay low
for a little bit longer.
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Maybe change schools?
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What type of jeans are they?
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No-name hand-me-downs.
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I just bedazzled them.
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Ah!
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Concise.
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Look at those suck holes.
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At least with the uniforms,
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Nobody can tell
how much money you got...
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Or don't got.
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Adult mark: Now, at least, there were three groups:
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Bangers, preps, and us.
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I don't get fashion.
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Ritche's jeans are held together
by safety pins and he's famous!
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For what it's worth, I think
your jeans are "bedazzl-ing."
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Yours aren't
all that bad, either.
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They're cute.
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You could grow into them.
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You think?
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Yeah, they'll fit real
nice when you're 47.
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You could also wear them
over your snowsuit in winter.
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[chuckles]
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Ugh...
They're leaking.
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Alright, ladies, from the top.
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes. ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes. ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven,
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It's too late
for confession. ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down from--
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A-ha!
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It's you!
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Perhaps your solo
has made you over-confident.
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♪ this is your nooote...
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♪ this is my nooote...
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No.
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♪ this is your nooote...
265
00:11:10,146 --> 00:11:13,280
♪ that's the same nooote...?
266
00:11:14,984 --> 00:11:16,683
Again.
267
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,153
One, two, three...
268
00:11:19,288 --> 00:11:21,122
♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when-- ♪
269
00:11:21,257 --> 00:11:22,289
[loud snap]
[choir gasps]
270
00:11:22,358 --> 00:11:23,791
No!
271
00:11:23,926 --> 00:11:27,495
Perhaps it would be better
if you just mimed the lyrics
272
00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:29,630
For this part.
273
00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:33,467
♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
274
00:11:33,503 --> 00:11:35,703
Sing, mary!
275
00:11:35,705 --> 00:11:38,039
[mary mouthing words]
276
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:38,839
Sister rose: Silently...
277
00:11:40,877 --> 00:11:43,311
♪ he'll be coming
down from heaven... ♪
278
00:11:43,446 --> 00:11:47,381
♪
279
00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:49,584
Adult mark: If fox could bedazzle her jeans,
280
00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:50,918
So could I.
281
00:11:51,053 --> 00:11:52,853
Couldn't be that hard.
282
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:56,690
[door opens]
283
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,260
Hey, my bladder
doesn't wear a watch!
284
00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:01,195
Mark: Uh...
Pop: What are you doing?
285
00:12:01,231 --> 00:12:02,996
Fashion?
286
00:12:03,032 --> 00:12:04,799
Fashion!
Huh.
287
00:12:04,868 --> 00:12:08,870
You know, when I was a boy,
I used to dress to impress.
288
00:12:08,872 --> 00:12:11,538
Why do you think I took
dead uncle edmund's pants?
289
00:12:11,574 --> 00:12:13,207
Took?
290
00:12:13,243 --> 00:12:17,678
Ah, you know, I always thought
that clothes made the man.
291
00:12:17,714 --> 00:12:20,214
Well, what do
these jeans make me?
292
00:12:20,283 --> 00:12:21,883
Ooh, ahh.
293
00:12:21,885 --> 00:12:24,418
Listen, I'll help you with
these, but now I need to whiz.
294
00:12:24,487 --> 00:12:25,820
Out, out!
295
00:12:25,822 --> 00:12:29,023
Mark: Okay!
296
00:12:29,158 --> 00:12:33,126
[upbeat music]
297
00:12:33,163 --> 00:12:35,229
A little more bleach.
298
00:12:35,364 --> 00:12:38,900
Adult mark: It was a case of the blind leading the blind.
299
00:12:38,902 --> 00:12:42,036
Pop was beating my pants fashion-senseless.
300
00:12:42,105 --> 00:12:43,237
That should do it.
301
00:12:43,372 --> 00:12:44,905
Adult mark: I was a slacks man--
302
00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:46,473
A crisp pleat, a sharp cuff,
303
00:12:46,509 --> 00:12:48,375
And a nice break around the shoe.
304
00:12:48,411 --> 00:12:50,911
That I understood.
305
00:12:50,947 --> 00:12:53,614
This'll shrink them up nicely.
306
00:12:53,616 --> 00:12:55,750
♪
307
00:12:55,885 --> 00:12:58,118
Adult mark: But denim just wasn't in my "jean" pool.
308
00:12:58,154 --> 00:12:59,253
Nice.
309
00:12:59,255 --> 00:13:02,590
Ah, yes!
Right.
310
00:13:02,725 --> 00:13:04,859
Adult mark: So I had to stand there and watch
311
00:13:04,861 --> 00:13:07,194
As pop drowned my pants in his own "jean" pool.
312
00:13:07,263 --> 00:13:08,596
Ah...
313
00:13:08,731 --> 00:13:10,397
Ah, needs a...
314
00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:12,900
A slight trim.
315
00:13:13,035 --> 00:13:16,904
[upbeat music continues]
316
00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:22,009
Just because we are letting...
[inaudible]
317
00:13:22,144 --> 00:13:24,444
[sound of crying]
318
00:13:29,085 --> 00:13:31,419
You okay, my dear?
319
00:13:31,554 --> 00:13:33,354
Sister rose has
had it out for me
320
00:13:33,356 --> 00:13:35,289
Ever since I left the order.
321
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:37,758
That's why she gave you my solo.
322
00:13:37,894 --> 00:13:40,294
Well, I do have
a pretty good voice.
323
00:13:40,296 --> 00:13:41,228
No, it's 'cause of me.
324
00:13:41,231 --> 00:13:42,396
Oh, well...
325
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,599
She expects us
to be as holy as she is.
326
00:13:44,734 --> 00:13:46,367
Ah!
Holy?
327
00:13:46,369 --> 00:13:47,834
Please.
328
00:13:47,871 --> 00:13:50,437
That old hag's been trying
to bone mark's grandfather
329
00:13:50,506 --> 00:13:53,006
For the last 50 years.
330
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:56,843
I'd say it's time we knocked her
off her high cross.
331
00:13:58,181 --> 00:14:01,048
Sister rose: [sternly]
sister cecilia...
332
00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:03,350
Look, can I be honest?
333
00:14:05,421 --> 00:14:07,988
Clothes don't make the man.
334
00:14:08,057 --> 00:14:09,257
Seriously?
335
00:14:09,392 --> 00:14:11,391
Pop: Why would you trust a man
336
00:14:11,427 --> 00:14:15,196
Who buys his clothes
from estate sales?
337
00:14:15,198 --> 00:14:17,064
[sighs]
338
00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:20,534
I mean...
They don't look that bad.
339
00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:22,869
Middle fox: They look so bad!
340
00:14:22,906 --> 00:14:25,740
[laughter]
341
00:14:27,777 --> 00:14:30,611
Adult mark: Only your friends can betray you.
342
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,680
Et tu, ritche?
343
00:14:32,815 --> 00:14:36,483
♪
344
00:14:36,485 --> 00:14:38,385
There you are.
345
00:14:38,454 --> 00:14:41,021
I had to follow the sound
of your jeans to find you.
346
00:14:41,157 --> 00:14:42,623
My jeans are
perfectly adequate!
347
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,792
Ample waist,
generous hem, and...
348
00:14:46,963 --> 00:14:49,229
And...?
349
00:14:49,265 --> 00:14:51,031
Your jeans are the weird ones!
350
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,033
And you're acting like
it doesn't even bother you
351
00:14:53,069 --> 00:14:55,902
That you're different!
352
00:14:55,939 --> 00:14:58,572
Wow.
353
00:14:58,641 --> 00:15:02,109
You know, I'm always
going to look different,
354
00:15:02,111 --> 00:15:05,679
So what's a little
rip in my pants?
355
00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:06,814
Ritche...
356
00:15:06,883 --> 00:15:08,648
Ritche: If I'm going
to stand out,
357
00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,851
It might as well be
for something I chose.
358
00:15:10,887 --> 00:15:12,185
I-I didn't mean--
359
00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:16,323
I'm not dressing to
impress anyone but myself!
360
00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:18,459
You should try it,
361
00:15:18,594 --> 00:15:20,828
Instead of trying to be
like everyone else!
362
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:25,799
♪
363
00:15:25,835 --> 00:15:28,669
I...
364
00:15:35,344 --> 00:15:37,211
Adult mark: The more I tried to fit in,
365
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,779
The more alone I was.
366
00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:44,852
Ne else!
367
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,620
Well, were you?
368
00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:51,492
Not everyone.
Just... Most of them.
369
00:15:51,494 --> 00:15:53,493
Hm.
370
00:15:53,529 --> 00:15:55,429
You know...
371
00:15:55,564 --> 00:15:58,365
The first time I saw
your grandmother,
372
00:15:58,434 --> 00:15:59,967
She was wearing a dress
373
00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:02,570
That she'd made
out of curtain scraps.
374
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:08,108
I thought it was beautiful.
375
00:16:10,246 --> 00:16:11,712
But it was only beautiful
376
00:16:11,714 --> 00:16:14,414
Because she was the one
who was wearing it.
377
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,319
So I think your friend is right.
378
00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:21,321
Life is short.
379
00:16:21,357 --> 00:16:23,924
So you wear whatever
the heck it is
380
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:28,195
That makes you feel like you.
381
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:29,930
[sighs]
382
00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:33,801
[phone ringing]
383
00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:35,268
Hello?
384
00:16:35,304 --> 00:16:36,871
Mark: Uh, hello, mr. Perez.
385
00:16:37,006 --> 00:16:38,004
Mr. Perez: Yes?
386
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,606
Can I speak
to ritche, please?
387
00:16:39,642 --> 00:16:41,174
Mr. Perez: No, sorry.
388
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,877
It's a school night, and ritche
doesn't have white parents.
389
00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:45,746
Mark: Could you pass
on a message, then?
390
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:48,548
Mm-hm?
391
00:16:48,584 --> 00:16:53,754
Tell him that I was jealous
and that...
392
00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:55,956
I was trying to be
someone I wasn't,
393
00:16:56,025 --> 00:16:59,359
And that someone
wasn't a good friend.
394
00:16:59,429 --> 00:17:02,362
I'm sorry.
395
00:17:02,432 --> 00:17:05,499
And if he can find it
in his heart to forgive me,
396
00:17:05,568 --> 00:17:08,369
I'll never let something
as stupid as jeans
397
00:17:08,371 --> 00:17:10,838
Get between us again.
398
00:17:10,907 --> 00:17:13,039
Thank you.
399
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:17,912
[sighs]
400
00:17:18,047 --> 00:17:20,114
Ritche!
401
00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:21,248
Mark called!
402
00:17:21,383 --> 00:17:22,616
He said he's sorry.
403
00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:24,017
About what?
404
00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:28,021
He didn't say.
405
00:17:32,728 --> 00:17:36,263
♪
406
00:17:36,398 --> 00:17:39,934
♪
407
00:17:39,936 --> 00:17:41,202
You look cool.
408
00:17:41,337 --> 00:17:43,470
Very stylish.
409
00:17:43,539 --> 00:17:45,372
Very you.
410
00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:48,609
You don't look
too bad yourself!
411
00:17:48,744 --> 00:17:52,946
♪
412
00:17:52,982 --> 00:17:55,415
Wait...
413
00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:58,552
I have an idea.
414
00:17:58,687 --> 00:18:03,023
♪ what if I were romeo in black jeans? ♪
415
00:18:03,159 --> 00:18:05,426
♪ what if I was heathcliff?
416
00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:08,262
♪ it's no myth!
417
00:18:08,264 --> 00:18:11,198
♪ maybe she's just looking for
418
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:13,067
Someone to dance with! ♪
419
00:18:13,069 --> 00:18:15,736
♪
420
00:18:18,174 --> 00:18:20,774
I am happy to announce
that we've raised
421
00:18:20,776 --> 00:18:23,643
Enough money to buy
a replacement hand
422
00:18:23,679 --> 00:18:26,514
For the statue of
saint bonaventure!
423
00:18:26,649 --> 00:18:30,183
[single person claps]
424
00:18:30,185 --> 00:18:33,087
Yes, well, move it along now.
425
00:18:33,222 --> 00:18:36,790
And now we must
exorcize this spirit.
426
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:39,326
So, without further ado,
427
00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:44,265
Please welcome
the st. Bridget's nuns' choir...
428
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,067
And others.
429
00:18:47,136 --> 00:18:48,903
[in a whisper] mark!
Mark...
430
00:18:49,038 --> 00:18:50,470
Mary: It's me!
431
00:18:53,476 --> 00:18:59,012
Choir: ♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
432
00:18:59,048 --> 00:19:03,784
♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
433
00:19:03,786 --> 00:19:05,652
And mary...
434
00:19:08,324 --> 00:19:10,958
Ms. Fowler: ♪ ...Be coming
down from heaven,
435
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,228
He'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
436
00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:16,563
Mary: One, two, three!
437
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,265
♪ and they'll toil in fire
forever when he comes! ♪
438
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:19,733
[muttering angrily]
439
00:19:19,735 --> 00:19:22,202
♪ and they'll toil in fire
forever when he comes! ♪
440
00:19:22,238 --> 00:19:24,137
Ms. Fowler: ♪ when he comes!
Sister rose: No!
441
00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:25,505
♪ and they'll toil
in fire forever... ♪
442
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:26,673
Sister rose: Stop it!
Stop it!
443
00:19:26,742 --> 00:19:27,775
Stop it right now!
444
00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:29,276
Stop it!
445
00:19:29,345 --> 00:19:31,078
♪ ...When he comes!
446
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,214
[ms. Fowler sings high note]
447
00:19:36,819 --> 00:19:40,387
[applause and cheering]
448
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:41,855
[inaudible]
449
00:19:41,891 --> 00:19:43,724
Sister rose: You!
450
00:19:43,726 --> 00:19:46,860
I cast you out of this choir!
451
00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:49,263
Please!
452
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:51,799
You take your choir...
453
00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:53,667
And shove it up your arse!
454
00:19:53,669 --> 00:19:56,136
[crowd gasps]
455
00:19:59,775 --> 00:20:00,975
Sister rose: You!
456
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:03,277
Corrupter!
457
00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:05,745
Even god gave it a rest
on sundays, sister.
458
00:20:05,781 --> 00:20:07,147
I quit!
459
00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:08,181
The choir, not my job.
460
00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:09,583
Sorry, sister.
461
00:20:09,718 --> 00:20:10,918
Mr. Chafe: [clapping]
excellent job, sister!
462
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:11,919
Excellent!
463
00:20:12,054 --> 00:20:13,821
The music was fantastic,
fantastic!
464
00:20:13,956 --> 00:20:15,322
[applause]
465
00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:16,556
Sister rose: Yes, well, it's...
466
00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:17,891
It's just as I have been...
467
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,160
Teaching them.
468
00:20:20,196 --> 00:20:21,595
Sometimes you...
469
00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:24,431
Have to have a little...
470
00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:26,500
Fun.
471
00:20:26,635 --> 00:20:28,635
[crowd murmuring]
472
00:20:28,638 --> 00:20:31,905
♪
473
00:20:31,974 --> 00:20:35,042
Adult mark: Everyone wants to be part of a group.
474
00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:38,312
Even if that group is small.
475
00:20:38,381 --> 00:20:42,249
♪
476
00:20:42,318 --> 00:20:47,120
Adult mark: Some peoplewant you to change to fit in.
477
00:20:47,156 --> 00:20:50,257
♪
478
00:20:50,259 --> 00:20:52,860
♪
479
00:20:52,995 --> 00:20:56,796
Adult mark: But somehow, that never seems to work.
480
00:20:56,832 --> 00:21:00,801
♪
481
00:21:00,803 --> 00:21:04,571
♪
482
00:21:04,573 --> 00:21:06,606
I'll take them.
483
00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:09,543
♪
484
00:21:09,612 --> 00:21:11,145
Adult mark: You should only ever change
485
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,479
Because you want to.
486
00:21:12,614 --> 00:21:15,282
♪
487
00:21:15,284 --> 00:21:17,418
Middle fox: I am your father!
488
00:21:17,553 --> 00:21:19,353
[laughs]
489
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:21,421
Adult mark: Your true friends will love you for who you are.
490
00:21:21,457 --> 00:21:23,023
Flaws and all.
491
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:27,294
♪
492
00:21:27,296 --> 00:21:31,765
♪
493
00:21:31,801 --> 00:21:36,503
♪
494
00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:40,774
♪
495
00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:45,045
♪
496
00:21:45,047 --> 00:21:49,116
♪
497
00:21:49,185 --> 00:21:52,052
♪
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