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Is that you, my Prince Charming?
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You expecting someone else?
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Oh, no, never.
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You look amazing, baby.
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But can I make one suggestion?
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Sure.
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I had a feeling that would be your
suggestion.
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Can you guess my next one?
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You guessed mine.
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I need your love.
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I've got to have it. I need your love.
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I've got to feel it. I want your touch.
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I've got to have it.
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I need your love.
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I've got to feel it. Hold me close.
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Big love, Joe.
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Won't you go?
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Let's cruise, go, go, go.
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I want your love.
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I've got to have it. I need your love.
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I've got to want it. I want your touch.
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I've got to have it. I need your love.
I've got to love it.
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So let it go.
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Now watch grow.
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I've got to heaven.
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I need your love.
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I've got to heaven.
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I want your touch.
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I've got to heaven.
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This is Galactic Explorer 69.
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My landing was successful.
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Very well, 69.
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For the sake of the Earthlings, I will
call you Serena while you're on their
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planet. As you wish, oh Supreme
Mistress.
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May I now learn the reason of my
travels? Very well. You must proceed to
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nearest populace. Once there, you have
24 earth hours to engage in their sex
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secrets. The knowledge that you bring
back to Deltan is imperative.
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Without it, our civilization will not
survive another light year.
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I do not understand.
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Don't stop fucking for the next... 24
Earth Hours. Oh,
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I like that.
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This is Serena signing off.
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Who are you?
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I'm Serena.
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I come in peace.
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Is this some kind of joke?
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What is a joke?
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It's nothing.
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I'm Mark, and this is my friend Cindy.
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Your friend?
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Nice outfit, by the way.
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Thank you.
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That was a joke.
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Another joke?
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Do you Earthlings do this a lot?
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Yes, we do, Serena.
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So, where do you come from?
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I come from Deltron, third planet in the
first galaxy.
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It is outside your solar system.
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Of course it is.
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So, like, what are you doing here?
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I've come to learn from you Earthlings.
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Okay, that's it. This chick's crazy.
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I'm calling 911.
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Is that another joke?
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Hold on, let's just play along.
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It's going to be fun.
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So, Serena, do you have any special
powers or...
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Special powers. Yeah. Like, can you make
yourself disappear?
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Hmm. I cannot do that.
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But I can do this.
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Whoa!
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That's unbelievable.
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That's amazing.
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May I begin learning now?
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I don't know. May she?
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Why the hell not, sir?
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Really? Yeah.
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It's a woman's prerogative to change
minds.
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That's why I love you, babe. Mm -hmm.
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kitty kitty kitty
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Come over here, my baby -kid -bang.
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Oh, kiss your pink cat's paws.
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And rub your belly with my cheek.
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Oh, my allysand kitty.
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Pussy, pussy, me -new.
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My baby -kid -bang.
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Pussy -kid -bang.
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Pussy pussy bad man.
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Pussy pussy bad man.
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Pussy pussy bad man.
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Pussy pussy bad man.
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Pussy pussy bad man.
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Pussy pussy bad man.
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Pussy pussy bad man.
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Oh pussy.
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Pussy pussy.
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Oh,
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I love you, little big pussy.
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You'll be here, my little kitty cat.
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Oh, yeah.
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Pussy pussy bang.
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Pussy pussy bang.
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Pussy pussy bang.
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Pussy pussy bang bang.
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Pussy pussy bang.
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Look at those big green eyes.
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And that cute little bird that keeps
wetting us.
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Come over here, baby pussy.
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A game of catnip.
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Aw.
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That's it.
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Bounce that furball and we have it up
next. Come on here, Miles.
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Bang and let's purr. Meow.
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Bounce.
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Bounce. Bounce.
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Bounce. Bounce.
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Thank you.
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Oh, this is an emergency.
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I must take this.
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No.
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No.
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Serena, sorry to keep you waiting. My
servants were misbehaving again and I
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to teach them a lesson.
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You're the best teacher I know, Supreme
Mistress.
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Too bad it doesn't result in
procreation.
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Oh, you're so kind.
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I just called to report back.
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I've engaged the Earthlings in sexual
intercourse, and it seems to be quite
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gratifying. In fact, it's extremely
exciting.
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That's good news, Serena. And are you
learning anything?
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Oh, yes.
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I've learned this thing called joking.
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But I haven't quite figured it out yet.
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Is that all you've learned?
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I've also learned that the male species
has something that gravely resembles our
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communication devices.
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Do you mean our dildometer?
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Yes.
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Only theirs are much larger.
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Interesting. I couldn't imagine why they
would need to be larger.
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Until this morning, Supreme Mistress,
neither could I.
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Well, keep up the good work and get back
to me when you've learned more.
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Serena signing off.
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Calls you a sweetheart, but naked,
playing a pot.
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40 men calls you a hooker, grabs a
kitty, wants to fuck her. You want us,
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not that way.
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This old fart wants to be jaded today.
Calling his dick a monster cake.
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That crap shoot is a Hollywood show.
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Kitties swine in a food zoo. So you run
with the lesbo group.
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You're as the dog sits at home while
you're off.
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fucking too long now you need a porno
clip hot in
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the morning you wish you'd lift your
pinky toe then you call back busting out
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that push -up bar let's do it right here
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I need a shower.
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Oh, is this clean up another one of
those jokes?
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Are you for real?
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Yes, I believe I am.
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Is this liquid used in clean up?
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You want to find out?
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I'll tell you.
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Would you like to join us and clean up?
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You really is a freak, isn't you?
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You ain't seen nothing yet.
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Serena, just had your trick.
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Very well.
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How did you see that?
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Doesn't matter.
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Come on, get in here before Marcus does.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing here?
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Help left 10 minutes ago. I know. He's
at my place.
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I told him I was going to get some
booze.
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Stop it. We can't. Are you sure?
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I hate you.
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I know.
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You're damn right I don't.
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I was born to suck.
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Fuck until I'm sore.
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I was born to suck.
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Suck you like a whore.
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Wants to be alive.
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Wants to be alive.
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Wants to be alive.
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I was born to spread.
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Now I make it on your bed.
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I was born to make.
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I was born to play.
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I can't believe I let you do this to me.
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Oh, right. So it's my fault.
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Well, rubbing that weapon against my ass
doesn't help matters.
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You see, that's where you and I differ.
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I think it helps greatly.
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I want to get laid.
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I thought you screwed that bouncer last
night. You know, the one you have crush
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on? I did, but that was like 12 hours
ago.
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God, Jen, you are such a slut.
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I don't know, Tina. I think Jen just has
a really healthy libido.
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What does that mean?
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She loves to fuck.
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Oh, yeah. Now you're talking.
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Let's go out for some pizza. I'd love to
get my hands on that delivery boy.
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Boy being the operative word.
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He's like... 16 years old.
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He's 18.
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Birthday was last week, and I told Mom
when he was legal, I had a present for
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him. Oh, so you're ordering sausage.
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You better believe it. And I'm getting
some pizza, too.
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Maybe that's Armando.
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His name's Armando.
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He sounds hot. I think we'll all order
some sausage. I got dibs for this guy.
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Hello? Oh, hi, Cindy.
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That sounds good.
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I'm just around the corner in my place.
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I'm with Allie and Tina.
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Okay, we'll bring some tequila over, and
we'll be there soon.
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That was simple.
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She invited us to her party, her and
Mark's place.
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Ooh, Mark.
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I know, speaking of sausage.
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Pussy.
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Pussy.
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Pussy. Pussy. Pussy.
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Pussy.
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Eat my rye.
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Be my guy.
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Grab my sex.
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Yeah, that's triple S.
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Hug my G.
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Bull ride me.
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Yeah. Blunt your sex.
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Yeah, that's triple S. Blunt it, bitch.
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Blunt it, bitch.
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Say my sex.
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Yeah, that's triple S.
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With your stick.
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Fuck like that.
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Yeah, that's triple F.
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Puffing hips.
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At the base.
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Mm, looks like friends.
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Yeah, that's triple F.
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Playing with poopy.
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Get me juicy.
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You'll go dead.
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Yeah, that's triple F.
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Fuck my haul.
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With your paw.
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Sounds like.
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Aroma up, Joe.
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Gifts with the hope.
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More like that.
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Yeah, that's triple A.
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Cheap feet twice.
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Gifts no thoughts.
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A lot less friends.
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Yeah, that's triple A.
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Pay for you to watch that screw.
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Hardcore friends.
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Yeah, that's triple A. Got no doubt.
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Hey, he wasn't kidding.
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Anyway, you're not going to believe what
I just found.
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A spaceship.
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Have we started drinking?
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I'm serious.
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What? I'll show you.
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It's right over in the field.
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Hey, y 'all. It's a spaceship. It's a
spaceship.
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See, I told you.
270
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That's not real.
271
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,960
I don't think so. Did this chick at her
place, Serena?
272
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,700
She was sent for another planet.
273
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,180
You think I'm crazy, don't you?
274
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,800
No.
275
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Because it's true.
276
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,040
You'll meet her.
277
00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:55,920
Well, I'm a little disappointed then
because I thought you lured me here to
278
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,340
advantage of me and now I see there's a
real ship.
279
00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:02,360
Well, I mean, the spaceship was the one
thing I wanted to show you.
280
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,040
Really?
281
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,140
Well, let's go check it out.
282
00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,090
How did you know how to get in here?
283
00:28:22,350 --> 00:28:24,670
I just hit the side of the door and it
opened up.
284
00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:31,190
Well, since we're here, maybe we should
make the most of it.
285
00:28:31,790 --> 00:28:33,050
I like that idea.
286
00:28:56,910 --> 00:29:02,110
Come here, fill in
287
00:29:02,110 --> 00:29:06,870
my head.
288
00:29:11,110 --> 00:29:17,150
Be just a drop
289
00:29:17,150 --> 00:29:21,350
of blood.
290
00:29:22,770 --> 00:29:25,270
Is that done?
291
00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:32,380
Hypnotic touching me.
292
00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:39,580
Hypnotic. Think so.
293
00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:48,260
Hypnotic. Take me away.
294
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:55,220
Hypnotic. You felt so good.
295
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,120
Bye. Bye.
296
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,880
Bye.
297
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,420
Yeah, it's me.
298
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,340
Come over here.
299
00:30:40,660 --> 00:30:42,520
You like what you see?
300
00:30:44,620 --> 00:30:47,680
I don't think so.
301
00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:49,300
Come
302
00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:57,200
on,
303
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,200
dance.
304
00:31:17,529 --> 00:31:20,330
Oh, yeah.
305
00:31:26,370 --> 00:31:29,130
Give it to me.
306
00:31:47,690 --> 00:31:52,150
That tree, that tree,
307
00:31:52,450 --> 00:31:59,390
my tree, is that
308
00:31:59,390 --> 00:32:00,390
dog?
309
00:32:04,430 --> 00:32:06,150
Hypnotic dog.
310
00:32:08,270 --> 00:32:10,050
Hypnotic dog.
311
00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:13,870
Hypnotic dog.
312
00:32:20,389 --> 00:32:23,130
Thank you. Thank you.
313
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:53,100
If not a
314
00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:55,340
God.
315
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:18,840
Hi,
316
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,600
all. Hola.
317
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,880
Hey, girls.
318
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,180
Have you guys seen Tina?
319
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,060
My guess is she's just finishing up with
lunch.
320
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,880
Sausage, I believe.
321
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,440
That would be my guess.
322
00:33:33,140 --> 00:33:33,979
Oh, well.
323
00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:35,020
I hope we see her soon.
324
00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:37,340
That's a good chance.
325
00:33:38,030 --> 00:33:39,030
Chances are excellent.
326
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,250
So,
327
00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:45,930
Finn, turn this to your friend.
328
00:33:46,410 --> 00:33:47,910
This is Serena.
329
00:33:48,230 --> 00:33:49,830
He's from... Deltron.
330
00:33:50,030 --> 00:33:52,210
The third planet in the first galaxy.
331
00:33:52,870 --> 00:33:54,490
It's outside our universe.
332
00:33:54,910 --> 00:33:58,530
He's been sent here to fuck Earthlings.
333
00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:00,129
That's nice.
334
00:34:00,130 --> 00:34:01,870
Todd, did you get an anatomy inspection?
335
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:03,290
Oh, yeah.
336
00:34:03,610 --> 00:34:05,550
She's unbelievable, and that's no joke.
337
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,820
I really do not understand this joking.
338
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,400
That's okay.
339
00:34:11,420 --> 00:34:13,460
You're perfect just the way you are.
340
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,020
Thank you, Earthling Ted.
341
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,540
Isn't she adorable? I mean, I'm
Earthling Ted.
342
00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:20,799
Isn't that great?
343
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,980
Anyway, anyone want a drink?
344
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,239
No, I'm good.
345
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:25,540
No? No.
346
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,940
That's it. Did you get on any of the
transactions?
347
00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:38,520
Yeah. We had an amazing three -way.
348
00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:40,400
So what about Ted?
349
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:47,620
Well, if you're asking me what I think
you're asking me, Mark and Ted, they're
350
00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:48,620
lot alike.
351
00:34:49,219 --> 00:34:51,480
Ted is more like his big brother.
352
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:55,020
That's all I'm going to hear. Hey, Ted,
I think I'll take one of those drinks
353
00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,020
after all.
354
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,150
Did you say you wanted a drink?
355
00:35:12,670 --> 00:35:13,670
Yeah, I did.
356
00:35:14,150 --> 00:35:15,150
There you go.
357
00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:20,270
I think you know what I actually really
meant.
358
00:35:21,290 --> 00:35:24,790
Oh. Oh, you wanted... Yeah. You wanted a
drink.
359
00:35:57,059 --> 00:36:03,240
This is the love. This is the love. This
is the love.
360
00:38:17,770 --> 00:38:19,630
Hey, honey, look what I ran into.
361
00:38:20,730 --> 00:38:21,730
Right.
362
00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:24,570
Anyway, get what I found.
363
00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:26,890
Serena's spaceship.
364
00:38:27,590 --> 00:38:30,150
You didn't destroy it, did you? Of
course not.
365
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:34,190
Good, because I must leave in less than
24 Earth hours.
366
00:38:34,710 --> 00:38:36,430
But we were just going to know you.
367
00:38:37,010 --> 00:38:41,870
Mark, if the alien chick says she has to
go, she has to go.
368
00:38:42,230 --> 00:38:43,870
But we're having so much fun together.
369
00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:45,290
I think...
370
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:49,080
We've been having a little too much fun,
if you catch my drift.
371
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,360
Sounds like someone's jealous.
372
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,280
Jealous?
373
00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:56,640
I have these puppies.
374
00:38:57,380 --> 00:39:00,820
Do I look like I need to be jealous?
375
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:07,580
Stand straight, girlfriend.
376
00:39:11,460 --> 00:39:15,120
Allie, let her go. Just let her cool
off. Would you be like this?
377
00:39:15,370 --> 00:39:16,610
Best thing is, let her cool off.
378
00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:18,450
Well, I just want to make sure she's all
right.
379
00:39:30,730 --> 00:39:32,410
Wow, that must have been some drink.
380
00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:34,530
Looks like Ted slipped you a Mickey.
381
00:39:35,190 --> 00:39:36,570
Oh, that was no Mickey.
382
00:39:37,570 --> 00:39:39,030
See you later.
383
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:47,220
Well, hi, everybody.
384
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,080
Who's the hot chick?
385
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:52,100
Tell her. Better yet, show her your
little trick.
386
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,640
As you wish.
387
00:39:54,260 --> 00:39:55,940
Oh, my God. How did you do that?
388
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:58,100
It was easy. Watch.
389
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,360
Oh, this is going to be good.
390
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,100
Hey, Dusty.
391
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,020
Are you ready?
392
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:10,700
Yes.
393
00:40:20,630 --> 00:40:24,490
We'll see you next time.
394
00:40:45,770 --> 00:40:48,430
Play balloons on couple brothels.
395
00:40:49,710 --> 00:40:51,390
Stop. Baby.
396
00:40:51,770 --> 00:40:53,790
Baby. Baby. Baby.
397
00:40:54,010 --> 00:40:55,010
Baby.
398
00:40:56,750 --> 00:40:58,050
Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby.
399
00:40:58,950 --> 00:41:01,290
Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby.
Baby.
400
00:41:02,330 --> 00:41:03,330
Baby.
401
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,060
Bet you're not easy, won't you?
402
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,340
See, we don't care, me.
403
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,600
Bet you buy some, see.
404
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,380
Russian dicks and virtual diamonds.
405
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,900
Buy a nice closet for a girl.
406
00:41:35,140 --> 00:41:37,820
That's fantastic, bling, yeah, see.
407
00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:41,120
We're all for this, baby.
408
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,260
Baby. Baby.
409
00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:48,740
Baby.
410
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,720
Baby.
411
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:52,700
Baby.
412
00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:15,170
Hooker, roller, trucker, fucker.
413
00:42:16,530 --> 00:42:19,250
Lift, hip, and triple, all three.
414
00:42:20,770 --> 00:42:23,170
Murphy, Morty, Phil, and Andy.
415
00:42:24,770 --> 00:42:27,510
Rub, ding, dum, rub, gee.
416
00:42:28,970 --> 00:42:30,750
Cream, that's a baby.
417
00:42:32,030 --> 00:42:34,910
Yummy, fuck, that's a baby.
418
00:42:36,310 --> 00:42:39,010
Do it, fuck, that's a baby.
419
00:42:40,590 --> 00:42:43,270
You have to be gay with your baby.
420
00:42:44,110 --> 00:42:45,370
Stop it.
421
00:42:49,590 --> 00:42:51,350
Fuck your baby.
422
00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:53,110
Yes, you can.
423
00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:55,610
Fuck your baby.
424
00:42:56,250 --> 00:43:00,570
But that sexy, sweaty, horny old man.
425
00:43:02,110 --> 00:43:04,410
Boobie, smoothie, teddy, pussy.
426
00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:08,690
Peanut, puffer, boner, loner.
427
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,760
Slurdy fucker, tucker, motherfucker.
428
00:43:14,580 --> 00:43:16,840
Lefty, bucky, luscious, rebel.
429
00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:21,280
Wang, buddy, wendy, uh, me.
430
00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:25,180
Ass, wendy, big, wendy.
431
00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:29,500
Playful, little, couple, brothel.
432
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,360
No, baby.
433
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,640
Baby. Baby.
434
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:35,920
Baby.
435
00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:39,420
Harder.
436
00:43:41,110 --> 00:43:43,350
I don't want to squeeze that.
437
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,100
Russian dictum virtue time, man.
438
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:15,200
But not closet fall, girl.
439
00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:19,480
That's because you blame yourself, baby.
440
00:44:20,540 --> 00:44:22,000
Oh, baby.
441
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:26,320
I can't buy it, baby.
442
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:30,480
It's a little bit orangey, baby.
443
00:44:31,780 --> 00:44:34,640
Dang it. God, baby.
444
00:44:35,220 --> 00:44:37,080
A little bit.
445
00:44:45,890 --> 00:44:48,690
Thank you.
446
00:45:29,180 --> 00:45:31,680
I think maybe you're overreacting, sis.
447
00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:35,420
Either way, that space girl's sleeping
soon, and we won't have to deal with
448
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,600
I'm not worried about that, Allie. Mark
and I, we're in an open relationship.
449
00:45:41,060 --> 00:45:42,060
That's good.
450
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:47,900
No, it's not. I hate it. The only reason
why I went along with it was because
451
00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:48,940
that's what Mark wanted.
452
00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:51,480
Didn't you screw Ted earlier?
453
00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:56,440
Sometimes, it does have its benefits.
454
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,440
You mean, like now?
455
00:45:59,940 --> 00:46:00,940
Mm -hmm.
456
00:46:05,870 --> 00:46:06,870
Power of the Poop Day.
457
00:46:07,170 --> 00:46:08,690
Power of the Poop Day.
458
00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:12,670
Power of the Poop Day. Power of the Poop
Day.
459
00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:18,730
Power of the Poop Day. Power of the Poop
Day.
460
00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:22,550
Power of the Poop Day.
461
00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:33,090
Power the pussy.
462
00:46:34,690 --> 00:46:38,310
You're a sand wild loner. Power the
pussy.
463
00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:42,270
You're poppin' up boner. Power the
pussy.
464
00:46:43,210 --> 00:46:44,750
Wedding my lips.
465
00:46:45,130 --> 00:46:46,290
Power the pussy.
466
00:46:47,170 --> 00:46:48,810
Movin' my hips.
467
00:47:05,610 --> 00:47:06,610
Power the pussy.
468
00:47:06,770 --> 00:47:08,770
My rump is out.
469
00:47:09,230 --> 00:47:10,370
Power the pussy.
470
00:47:10,830 --> 00:47:12,810
You're giving a horny shout.
471
00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:14,390
Power the pussy.
472
00:47:14,730 --> 00:47:16,790
I give you a fuck out.
473
00:47:17,190 --> 00:47:18,270
Power the pussy.
474
00:47:19,310 --> 00:47:20,750
Help me no doubt.
475
00:47:21,210 --> 00:47:22,310
Power the pussy.
476
00:47:23,450 --> 00:47:24,770
Creaming your jeans.
477
00:47:25,210 --> 00:47:26,270
Power the pussy.
478
00:47:26,990 --> 00:47:28,910
Looking like a fiend.
479
00:47:29,230 --> 00:47:30,250
Power the pussy.
480
00:47:30,830 --> 00:47:32,750
You want a finger bang?
481
00:47:33,170 --> 00:47:34,290
Power the pussy.
482
00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:36,760
Let's work again.
483
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,480
Seabitch. Nippet.
484
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,280
Nippet.
485
00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:24,380
Bucket.
486
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:28,000
Shove it.
487
00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:32,020
Blunt it.
488
00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:35,960
Ram it.
489
00:48:38,660 --> 00:48:40,060
Bucket.
490
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:42,640
Power the pussy.
491
00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:44,740
You flow in game.
492
00:48:45,260 --> 00:48:46,300
Power the pussy.
493
00:48:46,660 --> 00:48:48,740
I smile and bang.
494
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,260
Power the pussy.
495
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,280
Meet my pimp. Power the pussy.
496
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,760
I need my money wins.
497
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:59,560
I'd like to play a game that we play on
my planet that I believe all you
498
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,840
Earthlings know called Spin the Bottle.
499
00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:06,979
Oh, me?
500
00:50:06,980 --> 00:50:07,899
Mm -hmm.
501
00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:10,240
Why would you want me to spin your
bottle?
502
00:50:12,820 --> 00:50:13,820
Ted,
503
00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:20,160
you have to kiss Verena.
504
00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:24,440
Damn. I mean, that's it? I mean...
505
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:26,740
I mean... Mm -hmm.
506
00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:38,200
Oh, yeah.
507
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,660
Just a kiss.
508
00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:41,860
Yeah.
509
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,600
You want me to spin again? I can do
that.
510
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:48,880
Anyone?
511
00:50:49,700 --> 00:50:50,700
Hey, guys.
512
00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:52,340
Hey.
513
00:50:52,780 --> 00:50:53,780
Can we play?
514
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:01,120
Can I get the next spin? Oh, no, no, no,
no.
515
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:03,860
I'm not.
516
00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:06,940
Okay.
517
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,600
difficult.
518
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:51,440
Thank you.
519
01:00:07,370 --> 01:00:09,150
I'm afraid I must go now, Earthling
Mark.
520
01:00:10,130 --> 01:00:12,550
My time's not up here, but I've learned
all I need to know.
521
01:00:12,930 --> 01:00:14,030
Do you really have to go?
522
01:00:15,530 --> 01:00:17,630
The fate of my people depends on it.
523
01:00:18,150 --> 01:00:20,710
Well, I hope your stay here helped you a
little bit.
524
01:00:21,550 --> 01:00:22,970
It most definitely has.
525
01:00:23,530 --> 01:00:24,348
Oh, good.
526
01:00:24,350 --> 01:00:27,650
Maybe you can teach the Deltron men
whatever they need to learn so that you
527
01:00:27,650 --> 01:00:28,650
save your civilization.
528
01:00:28,830 --> 01:00:30,510
Oh, there are no men on Deltron.
529
01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:31,750
Only women.
530
01:00:32,470 --> 01:00:33,470
Only women?
531
01:00:33,570 --> 01:00:34,610
Yes, Earthling Mark.
532
01:00:34,950 --> 01:00:36,230
Do they, uh...
533
01:00:36,510 --> 01:00:37,328
Look like you?
534
01:00:37,330 --> 01:00:38,330
Oh, no.
535
01:00:38,430 --> 01:00:39,430
Oh.
536
01:00:39,610 --> 01:00:41,350
Oh, they are much more beautiful than I
am.
537
01:00:41,710 --> 01:00:42,710
Is that right?
538
01:00:42,730 --> 01:00:43,730
Yes.
539
01:00:43,850 --> 01:00:46,630
You know, you never really showed me the
inside of your spaceship.
540
01:00:47,590 --> 01:00:48,690
Would you like to see it?
541
01:00:49,010 --> 01:00:50,010
I'd love to.
542
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:07,360
Nice.
543
01:01:08,020 --> 01:01:13,220
So my only question is, do we have sex
here or on our way to Beltran?
544
01:01:51,259 --> 01:01:54,060
Is that?
545
01:02:15,140 --> 01:02:21,900
hypnotic hypnotic hypnotic hypnotic
hypnotic
546
01:02:21,900 --> 01:02:28,660
hypnotic take me away
547
01:02:31,810 --> 01:02:35,630
Hypnotic. You feel so good.
548
01:02:58,480 --> 01:02:59,900
Can't you wait?
549
01:03:01,580 --> 01:03:03,420
Or play?
550
01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:07,420
Is that love?
551
01:03:10,460 --> 01:03:11,700
Yeah,
552
01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:15,020
it's me.
553
01:03:18,580 --> 01:03:20,800
Come over here.
554
01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:22,960
You like what you see?
555
01:03:34,810 --> 01:03:38,110
Come on, Dan.
556
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,680
I think I love it.
557
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,080
Oh, yeah.
558
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:07,640
Hypnotica.
559
01:04:44,730 --> 01:04:46,850
Who are you?
560
01:04:47,390 --> 01:04:49,570
I'm Serena. I come in peace.
561
01:04:50,430 --> 01:04:52,590
Hmm. I cannot do that.
562
01:04:53,030 --> 01:04:54,190
But I can do this.
563
01:04:56,790 --> 01:04:58,450
Whoa. That's unbelievable.
564
01:05:03,050 --> 01:05:03,710
Hold
565
01:05:03,710 --> 01:05:14,630
me
566
01:05:14,630 --> 01:05:15,630
close.
567
01:05:18,530 --> 01:05:19,590
Big love, Joe.
568
01:05:23,330 --> 01:05:24,590
One for both.
569
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,820
How did you do that?
570
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:49,960
Doesn't matter.
571
01:05:50,220 --> 01:05:51,640
Come on, get in here.
572
01:05:53,710 --> 01:05:54,710
Thank you.
573
01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:27,250
watch grow.
574
01:06:30,810 --> 01:06:33,510
I want your love.
575
01:06:33,790 --> 01:06:38,250
I've got to have it. I need your love.
576
01:06:38,550 --> 01:06:43,110
I've got to pull it. I want your touch.
577
01:06:43,570 --> 01:06:47,830
I've got to have it. I need your love.
578
01:06:48,110 --> 01:06:52,750
I've got to pull it. I want your love.
579
01:06:53,010 --> 01:06:54,890
I've got to have it.
580
01:06:57,250 --> 01:06:58,250
Oh, yeah.
581
01:06:58,970 --> 01:07:00,810
She's unbelievable, and that's no joke.
582
01:07:01,730 --> 01:07:04,130
I really do not understand this joking.
583
01:07:05,550 --> 01:07:06,550
That's okay.
584
01:07:06,630 --> 01:07:08,690
You're perfect just the way you are.
585
01:07:09,890 --> 01:07:11,290
Thank you, Earthling Ted.
586
01:07:12,010 --> 01:07:14,790
Is she adorable? I mean, I'm Earthling
Ted.
587
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,370
I've got you.
588
01:07:43,590 --> 01:07:44,450
I've
589
01:07:44,450 --> 01:07:51,490
got
590
01:07:51,490 --> 01:07:52,490
you.
591
01:08:26,700 --> 01:08:29,660
I cannot do that, but I can do this.
592
01:08:39,630 --> 01:08:40,630
I wasn't kidding.
593
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:12,779
All right, let's see your audience.
594
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:43,319
for the next 24 Earth Hours.
595
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,400
Thank you.
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