All language subtitles for N.2026.WEB.HDTS-CinemaCity

I thought I'd kill everyone, but...
Well, let's give it another chance.

Make sure you get rid of it.

I have work to do, so do it.

You can't do it?

Could we do that?

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it.

So how's the motel treating you? Exactly
how you'd expect, for 55 bucks a night.

What'd you do for dinner?

I got delivery from the Chinese place.

Cheng Lu?

Is there another one?

No,

just Cheng Lu.

Any place to try his meatloaf?

It's amazing.

Duly noted.

This is Penny. Sorry I missed you.
Please leave a message and I'll circle

when I can.

Hey, it's just me, Ulysses. You know,
your husband.

If you don't mind me still calling
myself that.

I know we agreed to take some time
apart. You need space.

I get it. But I just thought...

I'd let you know I landed another
temporary sheriff job in a little town

Normal, Minnesota.

Like a lot of small towns, half
abandoned.

The other half is nice, though.

People seem friendly enough.

They built themselves a real nice little
setup here, considering how hard times

are for most folks in the country right
now.

I don't know what their secret is, but I
could do with a serving of it.

Anyway... Just for eight weeks until
they elect a new permanent lawman.

My goal is to leave this town just the
way I found it.

What's the deal with that jacket? Pretty
cool, huh?

I got it to match my chopper.

I didn't know you had one.

Oh, no, I don't. Not yet. I'm just
saving up.

I figured I'd start with a jacket.

It's loud.

I mean, it's too flashy.

No, I mean, it makes noise.

It's literally loud.

And I don't think it's regulation.

Hey, sorry.

No, no, just leave it on. Leave it on.
It's cool.

Very cool.

Whoa, $16 .8 million.

Where the hell did this town get that
kind of money?

Community really came to get it on that
one.

Yeah, I would say.

Hey, Mayor Kiffner.

There he is.

I can't wait for the parade next week.
JL's going to love it.

I always wanted to be the parade mascot,
but I never got picked.

I'm not bitter, though.

The guys take their bikes pretty
seriously here.

My bike's probably going to be a lot
like this one.

Geez, Randy, I wish my girlfriend was
that dirty.

Have you got a girlfriend, Sheriff?

No, I've got a wife.

She's had it with me. Then I'll put an
extra sugar in your coffee.

Hey, Tom, how are you? Hey, Mike, this
is American content.

Yeah, you can't go and talk to me like
this.

I'm going to go put a pot on.

I feel like Sisyphus pushing her wife up
a goddamn hill. What's the problem?

Tom's being a goddamn dick. That's the
fucking problem. Fuck you, Trump. Whoa,

whoa, whoa. Just communicate the problem
to me.

Then who the fuck you're meant to be?

Well, if I'm reading this badge
correctly, I'm the sheriff.

Yeah, I'm sure shit didn't go for you. I
understand.

You know Sheriff Gunderson died, right?

Last week? This is Ulysses. He's filling
in, yeah?

Yeah. I thought I heard something about
that. Well?

So here's your placement.

I'm the interim.

It's like a substitute teacher.

For how long?

It's on week one of eight.

Good morning, people. Good morning,
Mike. How are you doing? All good.

Okay, well, so Carl keeps parking his
goddamn rig in my driveway.

Carl has his own tow trucking company.
He has his high school. I live there

first. Tom's on a flag lot, so they have
to share a driveway. He's parking me

in. That trucker's taking 70%. Hang on!
Hang on!

Look, do you want me to drive out there
and sort this out with Carl for you?

Finally. Please.

Okay. And if it's handled this way,

We're good.

All righty, then I'll retire to my
boudoir.

Hey.

How's that bad, Sheriff?

Evening warm for me?

I'm doing my best.

Lecture's in six weeks.

Remember to vote for me. Sure.

Good people, small problems.

And if my instincts tell me something is
seriously amiss, well, then I'll get

involved.

But, yeah, I kind of stopped trusting my
instincts.

It's not that I don't care anymore,
Penny. It's just life's a lot easier

you care a little less.

Then again, we are who we are.

Nothing to see here.

Oh, yeah, sure.

This is a hell of an armory.

Yeah.

Is that C4?

Um, that it is. Yeah.

Why do you have that?

I don't know.

After 9 -11, Sheriff Gunderson applied
for every anti -terrorism grant

available. Yeah? How much did he spend
on training?

I should probably get back to the
phones.

Well, the door was unlocked.

That's kind of a no -no.

Oh.

Sorry about that.

Every town has its own little quirk. And
you can't change them.

200K as the instructions are in
Japanese.

The interim job is not to get in the way
of them.

I'm like a midwife with a gun.

Helping them transition smoothly.

I can wear your law, ma 'am.

I'll trade you my heart for your heart,
baby, and give you all the kisses it

sends. I'll trade you my heart for your
heart, baby, and give you all the kisses

it sends.

Hey, Sheriff.

Welcome to my place. Oh, you're Ernie?
Yeah, just like my dad and my granddad

before me.

Oh, yeah.

Tell me, what's the story with the
decor?

Well, Granddad started collecting them
after the war, and he didn't stop till

the day he died.

Any of them loaded?

Wouldn't be much fun if they weren't
loaded.

So what can I get you?

I heard good things about the meatloaf.
Sure, just come on.

You gotta try the pie before you leave
town.

dropping temperatures snow is much more
likely making this our first big winter

storm of the season

Say cheese.

What's going on, officer?

I think a moose just stole your paint.

It is going to be a busy day today.

I wanted to get your stamp of approval
on the parade route.

There is an intersection that I think
are just a real hornet's nest.

And of course, first we have the
celebration of life at the sheriff's.

Former sheriff, that is.

But you don't have to worry about saying
anything because the mayor can take

care of that and there will be food.

It is a potluck, so it should be fun.

All right.

Anyone available?

Most of my time is spent on shenanigans,
low -stakes stuff.

I get to say nothing to see here over
and over all day.

Separate! Mike, I need you to escort old
Clayton here from the premises and

arrest him! For what? For being a
sumbitch!

Sumbitch? More like thrifty.

Amazon's got these damn near 30 % off.
Okay, to be fair, Mr.

Dax, it seems like a fair price.

That's not helpful. Oh, the customer's
always right when he's trying to

the shop. No, no, calm down, calm down,
Sheriff.

I will be damned if I don't let you look
like an ass!

We just want to bring the temperature
down a little bit.

In front of the temporary guests from
out of town.

Am I right?

Maybe we should go for a walk, eh?

Okay. I'm going.

I'm going. Let's go.

Clayton, this is a miracle, which means
you can't walk out of a store without

pain. That's a good point. All right,
let's go.

Enjoy your walk.

often does that happen once twice a week
if i'm lucky and it's not like he needs

the money he's just like pissing up my
leg whoa there's a lot of locks on that

cabinet what's going on there stump
removers what does that mean old school

stump removers i still don't know
exactly what you're talking about i

want to hear your answer

It's the yarn. It's the yarn.

I'm sorry. This is your sheriff. Come
quick.

I ordered pink and they gave me mauve.
Not to play devil's advocate, but that

not pink. That is mauve.

That's what I said.

What should I do?

Well, I'm not going to be able to help
you because they look exactly the same

me. I'm sorry. I'm colorblind.

All right.

Unlike you, Sheriff, my clientele's a
bit more discerning. They're not

colorblind.

Mike, are you there? Are you there?
Over.

Mike, come on.

Is that a police scanner you got? You
keeping tabs on me?

Yes, sir.

And a CB radio.

Oh, I get lonely.

I know.

Copy that, Sally. I'm on my way. Take
care.

Call the fire department next time.

I'm kidding.

Your buck goes a lot further out here,
that's for sure.

Gunderson had got himself a big mac of
McMansions. He must have issued a hell

a lot of parking tickets to get that.

So what do you say about a man like
Gunderson? He was...

A son of a bitch.

But he was our son of a bitch.

He was a great golfer, right? A medium
fisherman.

And loved to play.

You gotta get out of this.

This is just like Christmas.

You got Pete's Meats, fortune cookies,
all you can eat.

You want me to make you a plate?

Not unless I want to end up like
Gunderson.

That reminds me.

I think you should be wearing this.

But I thought you said you had only one.

I did. But when the station was all run
down with it, I licked it off

of the corpse before they closed the
casket. So you enjoy

the power of the past.

Oh, what a trip that was.

Japanese sure love their golf.

So, what'd you pick?

Oh, uh, Ashford something. I always tend
to lean toward the

Irish.

Dr.

Belay. Ulysses.

Um, you signed, uh, Sheriff Gunderson's
death certificate, right?

Sadly, yes, I did.

What happened there?

Well, a couple Wednesdays ago, around
three in the morning, Deputy Blaine

him out back in Littlemore in his tighty
-whities, frozen like a chunk of ice

chiseled by a chainsaw.

What do you suppose he thought he was
doing?

Thought my job to go supposing and be
sure.

Gunderson liked his fishing. He had a
fishing rod in his one hand and an auger

in the other. So, my guess, the man
thought he was going ice fishing.

At night?

In his underwear?

Well, as she can see, the man was a
drinker.

And a son of a bitch.

But then again, he was our son of a
bitch, right?

Hey, John, give me a minute. I'd like to
bid this here, okay?

Yeah, yeah.

I want to thank you for coming.

Of course.

So let me get this straight.

Did I hear you saw the moose? I did. I
got

a picture of it. God damn.

I am the only one in this town who has
never seen that fucking moose.

And I keep an eye out for it.

You know, in Native American culture,
the moose is a symbol of endurance and

survival.

So what do you think of our little town?

It's charming.

Yeah. You know, I hear that you are a
very laid -back kind of guy.

Not a crack -the -whip sort.

Well, I mean, I've been known to... Do
you ever think about settling down?

You could be a real sheriff for more
than a few weeks.

You can build a whole new life here at
Normal.

Because we really celebrate the
community.

Around here, it's always one for all.

That sounds... It's time.

But I want you to think about it. I
will. Alright.

I was just checking on you.

You good?

I'm fine.

Well, I just wanted to let you know that
they put out more of those mini egg

rolls they're caught from.

And the mayor's just about to tell the
story about the time he went on the

cruise with Jane Fonda, so... You know
who that is in the van?

Sheriff Gunderson's daughter, I think.

Alec.

My hands are shaky. They only trust me
with a gun.

Company there?

I gotta warn you, not very good.

So would you say you knew Gunderson
well?

Gunderson, yeah. I knew him pretty well.

It was sad the way he died.

Yeah.

But he liked to drink.

He liked to fish, so the way I see it,
he died doing what he loved best.

You fish?

Uh, when I was a kid, with my dad.

You? Me? Fuck, no.

Probably the only one in town who don't.

But in the end, death comes for us all,
don't it, long man?

I'm not getting a sheriff out of you,
huh?

You'd be really worried you would, but
are you?

You've been listening to my internal
monologue, haven't you?

It's my job.

I'm Moira, the barkeeper here.

Why are you here?

Stop fucking around. Come on.

I'm all here.

All right.

I used to be a regular sheriff.

Nice county with a couple little towns
just like this one.

Then married my high school sweetheart.

Perfect. It was.

I was pretty proud of myself.

I walked through life with my head held
high.

knew who I was.

And this girl, her dad, someone I knew,
a

upstanding citizen.

There was an incident at the house.

Gunshots. And I went in and she was
standing over him.

He was wounded.

She had a gun out.

And he was cursing her for what he'd
done to her.

And I told her to put the gun down and
she didn't hesitate. She shot right

between the eyes.

And then she aimed that gun at me.

She cursed me for not believing her.

And then we both shot.

I had better aim.

After that, I got dark inside and...

I didn't know who I was anymore, and I
still don't.

And a wife?

Yeah, I was hard to be around.

I still call her.

She doesn't answer, but I don't mind.

I live in hope one day she will.

I bet I can help you with that.

Oh, hi, officer.

Hey. Sheriff, I got stuck.

Yeah, I see.

Yeah. Which do you think will knock it
down, the caramel or the cookie?

The caramel, really?

Yeah, I like it, too.

What's your dog's name?

His name's Ollie.

Nice. Yeah.

Hey, Ollie.

What a good dog.

My name's Ulysses.

I'm Lori.

You know, I wish these things had dog
food.

Yeah, well, someday.

Yeah.

All right. Well, watch out for the
moose.

Moose? Yeah.

Big. Be careful. He might try to paint
you.

Moose?

I don't know if I should say this, but
our mustaches are so similar.

I'll leave a couple brothers.

Or leave a couple uncles.

Well, I could probably get back at it.

How can love go away?

I mean, did I take it for granted? I
guess I did.

I didn't protect that girl. And I lost
you in the bargain.

You said I shut down. Penny, you were
right.

Is this what happened to Gunderson?

Did he give up and say, fuck it?

Walk into the snow buck naked?

Oh, that's a hell of a way to die.

I'm not doing anything wrong.

You've been drinking?

No, when I was driving, I pulled off to
start.

It's very impressive.

Do you mind if I join you?

I'd join.

cold belt.

I'm Alex.

I'm Ulysses.

Can I have the cheap booze?

You're Gunderson's daughter, right?

Oh.

Yeah, okay.

You're Gunderson's kid.

Yeah. Lots of pictures you had on the
wall in his office.

You got his eyes.

Yeah.

Those are old pictures.

He's very proud of me.

Had his little girl go in the military.

Couldn't keep that up.

You were having that argument with
Deputy Blaine outside the house. What

that about?

The mayor.

He didn't want me to attend the memorial
service because he said that I would be

too much of a distraction.

Oh, fuck the mayor.

Yeah. His family used to know right from
wrong before a mayor came and got here

and tried to make my dad see that, but
he was stuck between me and the town.

And I made him choose it.

I don't know what to do.

Neither do I.

But I got an idea where we could start.

You want to give me that?

Did you catch that?

Yeah, it's my one trick.

Holly, you've been awake.

Great question.

I got a place you can crash.

It's a safe place.

It's the safest place in town.

Is that... Yeah.

Hilarious.

Breakfast is included.

Can I get you anything else?

Lock the door.

I'll be in my office, just yell.

Either be sleeping or drinking.

Good night.

You drive me out of town. Yeah.

Where will I find another soul to tell

my trouble to?

My bed is made of stone.

A star has burnt my eye.

Good morning, food enthusiasts.

Second street right here. We cannot
block that off. Because what if Mr.

has some sort of a terrible call down
here at his house? And then Mrs. Neville

gets him into the vehicle.

What? How?

No, no. She's a tiny little thing. How
does she do that? I don't know. Maybe

they have a dolly or a wheelbarrow or
something.

Uh, boss, do you want to...

Describe standard operating procedure to
the civilian for me.

It's an emergency situation. It's an
emergency.

I'm with Sally. Just move the call. Have
we lost all respect for call?

What the hell is that?

Where's the rest of it? This is it?

Sorry, nobody's attaching more.

Yeah. Period.

I can't open it.

God bless you.

Miss? What?

Do you want me to get back?

Yes. The machine will do.

What was that? Keep trying. What's the
point? It's all automated now anyway.

What are you doing?

Hey, it's okay, Alan.

Hey, Tom.

Mike, help her at the rear.

Deputy. Cover my ass. Oh, just hang on.
Guys, I'm going in.

The fuck you are?

Sir. Look, let's just wait for some more
battery. If we don't play this right,

we're going to have a massacre in there.

You guys okay?

Yeah. Calm down.

This is messy.

Why don't we get a job out of it?

What do I ask of me?

Calm. Please, messy.

I'm going to talk to the... We got

us a situation.

Yeah, I do know what I signed up for,
but jeez, I didn't think I'd actually

to do it.

No?

Deputy, what do you think?

Nobody...

You don't believe in anything.

Did I get him?

Did I get him?

Yeah, yeah, no.

Put it back on. Okay. Oh, that's bad.
Oh,

that's bad.

Really bad.

Is this some kind of setup? Are you guys
in on this? No.

They're shooting at us again. It's
better than robbing the bank.

But you're the sheriff.

Why are they shooting at you? I'm at a
loss.

But you're the sheriff.

I'm the goddamn substitute.

What the hell? What are you talking
about, man?

Hey, I'm okay.

What's going on?

What about the vault?

Don't make me ask twice.

Holy shit.

Yeah, we weren't after this.

What is this?

Oh, now I...

We're beyond chill. We're beyond chill.

Mother.

We've got the pressure on it. Ready?
One, two, three.

That's it.

It's Lori, right?

Yeah. This is Keith.

This is Ulysses.

Oh, hey. Did you ever get dog food for
Olive?

Yeah, I did.

Good. What is going on here?

I don't know what the hell this is, but
they shot at me and you didn't. So the

way I see it, this fucked up little trio
of ours, we're a team.

You good with that?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

How you feeling?

About as good as I look. So, worse than
I thought then.

I'll buy you some time.

Buy you what?

I'm working on that.

See what's inside those crates.

Why? Because they look military.

And we look outgunned.

Is he still with us?

Yeah, luckily for you, he is.

You managed to shoot his ear off, I'll
tell you.

Me? Yeah, Sheriff.

Sheriff?

He hung up on me.

The fucker hung up on me.

No, no, no. Lower your guns. My bad.

My bad. It fires.

All right, here. I got him. I got him.
You were saying? Yeah, I was saying.

That I asked my deputy to shoot you
clean through, but I guess like a small

request is too much for him.

Were you blind?

Sorry, a no got into my eye, so I had to
close it and... You what?

I've seen what's in the vault.

Who's in on this? You and Blaine or the
whole department?

Son, I have got the whole town in my
back.

Let me explain.

You're just one cop.

We're normal.

Population, 1 ,890.

What's it all about, Mayor?

What's this all about?

You know main streets like ours?

They are like strewn corpses across
America, holding on by a thread, hoping

can keep a dialysis center open or a
little thrift shop.

Or an antique store with no antiques.

They've been plundered by banks and
conglomerates.

So when the Yakuza came and said they
want to make a deal... With the Yakuza?

Trust me, they're a thing.

They make a lot of money in America.

They can't ship it all home.

So when they asked us to hold a portion
of their illicit U .S. profits for a

percentage buy -in, I said, sure, we'll
take it.

And the whole town sold its soul.

Not the whole town.

Well, some negative Nancys.

But I took care of them.

Trust me.

And, uh, me having seen what I've seen,
I guess there's no way out of this for

me alive.

You know, there's a way.

You want a deal?

What kind of deal?

You put a bullet in the head of those
two assholes that started this trouble.

The blood.

What do you say?

All right, now he hung up on me.

Now he hung up on me.

Guns up.

What'd you find?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's so beautiful.

There goes the sub -nation in France.

The door must have knocked the power
out.

Oh, Tony.

Hello?

Put me out!

It's a good omen, right?

Jesus. That's not where I was aiming.

Let's go.

Where did they go?

Where did they go? They headed down back
towards Main Street.

What do you mean?

There's no way to get a hold of him.

For all he knows, his piggy bank was
raided.

Voyable is coming.

I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. Get inside.

Get inside.

Drop it now.

Not good.

There's so many here.

Hello?

Oh my God, what happened? Have you got a
first aid kit? Yeah, in my stock room.

Is that radio working?

How is it on?

Battery operated.

You said this is a CB radio too, right?

Where's the mic on this thing?

Hang it, Neil.

If you see a sheriff, you stop him. He
knows.

Mary Beth!

We don't want to hurt you.

You're hurting her, don't.

I wasn't born yesterday.

Oh, God, no. That's everywhere I've
been.

Can I help you something? I want to find
it.

How do you do this? So what's with all
these nights on commotion?

Uh, you know, a pair of bank robbers,
they decided to team up with the sheriff

after they discovered who's a gold at
our mall here.

Can I come up to the mayor, Kenny?

He's got a white face.

He's really drunk.

Oh, shit.

Oyabun is coming to kill us all.

You have your devil.

We have our Akuma.

Both fear Oyabun.

Look, the way I figure it, with the
power down, they can't get the word out.

And with the storm being what it is,
they're stuck here with us.

And you know, better be the hunter than
the hunted.

Right? Yeah.

So who's up for an affogato?

On the house.

Open that.

We left the hero, remember?

So it's just us three and this entire
whack -ass town?

Well, usually when you rob a bank, there
are consequences.

Although this, this is a new one.

We just wanted something.

If we get through whatever the fuck this
is, that'll be something.

Okay, what's the plan?

We're gonna go to the police station.

They got a snowplow there.

We'll get the fuck out of Dodge.

Okay.

You're the man. Let's go.

What the hell, man?

What is wrong with you people? We look
you up and we chose you because of your

reputation for not giving a shit.

Why did you decide to start now?

I want myself to be.

fashion stuff removed.

It's only a flare.

And there's another one.

It's okay.

He's at me.

I miss you, love.

You know how to drive one of these.
Yeah, I do.

I did.

I just did this.

Remember when you said you could drive a
train?

Did I pull a train too?

Hey. Oh, my bad.

I should have knocked.

Can you drive this thing?

I'm able to get to a hospital. You're
not coming with us? No, I'm sticking

around.

I'm tired of running away from every
goddamn thing.

And you consider this your second
chance?

You take that gold brick, eh?

And go build something good out of it.

Take care of yourself.

Damn it.

Where's the big guy?

Come on, pal.

Hey.

That's our pal.

That ain't you, sis.

He needs to run.

Well, where is he going to hide?

Police station.

Let's get him.

Listen. Don't.

Y 'all, walk this way.

Hey, law man.

You don't have a drink on you, do you?

What kind of bartender would I be if I
didn't?

Let's trade.

Fucking slowly.

before the Yakuza turn up and kill every
single one of us. You too, huh?

Just doing what I need to to survive.

At what cost?

My soul.

Although they're cheap, now it is how
you sold yours, didn't you?

I didn't sell mine.

I lost it.

How did you know?

Bartenders hear a lot of bullshit.

You get really good at sniffing out the
lies.

Your story was true right until the end,
am I right?

The girl didn't kill her dad.

You didn't.

I shot him.

Right between the eyes for what he'd
done.

Figured it was justice.

Now I don't know.

I've been avoiding making any choices
since then.

Just watching life from the sidelines.

That's my truth.

Now you go.

What happened to Gunderson?

I already told my... Me? Fish? Fuck no.

Probably the only one in town who don't.

Gunderson, he had a fishing pole in one
hand. Like this one.

And an auger in the other.

So my guess is he thought he was going
ice fishing.

Who the fuck goes ice fishing with a fly
rod?

No wonder.

I lied.

I killed him.

Because he wanted a bigger cut of the
deal?

Because he wanted out.

Of the job. Of... The arrangement.

Why?

This is good.

This towel made him choose.

It's a small town in every way.

You know, small -minded.

Yeah, I get that.

And no one gets out.

Not even him.

So you got him drunk and walked him out
and... Watched him freeze to death.

Which takes longer than you'd think.

Unless you're wet, which he was because
I poured water on him.

But I learned something about myself,
Anthony.

What's that?

That I can do what needs to be done.

What happened to you?

Nothing I didn't choose.

Like I said, that's a cool belt.

What the fuck, Sherry?

Tell me about it.

I think he would have wanted you to have
this, especially in light of current

events.

Let's go, Deputy.

This shitstorm is only going to get
worse.

Hey, Brie!

Dad, Joe!

Damn it!

Did we leave anyone back at the bank?

No, Joe.

And the votes?

Yeah, Joe.

Is it still open?

My deputy is currently securing the
contents of your vault.

Security?

Bricks of C4 have been planted in and
amongst the Yakuza's

physical deposits, as it were.

So, to sum up, if I die...

It all goes boom.

If it goes boom, well, and the Yakuza
and all, I don't think it ends

real well for you.

If we don't finish this here and now,
the Yakuza will hunt down and kill each

and every one of us.

Me included.

But wait, there's more.

I've got a proposal.

Make it look like an accident.

Like nothing bad happened.

Just another Saturday.

Kenny, you say this is Belgian
chocolate?

Thanks.

Same difference, you know.

So, that's your plan?

Absolutely.

Just make it seem like any other day.

Basically, yeah.

The Yakuza show up. Their treasure is
untouched.

Nothing more than a car accident that
set off the alarm.

Life in normal is normal.

Calm.

Calm?

Clean's messy.

That's right.

Why don't I just kill you right now?

The only thing your boss is going to
give a shit about is that you messed up.

I say we play the hand that's been dealt
to all of us.

You make us look good, we'll make you
look good.

And maybe you get to keep the rest of
your goddamn fingers.

I'm sorry that I killed your mayor.

I know you liked him a lot.

Did it seem a bit of an a -hole?

Okay.

What do you say?

Well, it isn't much of a plan, Matt.

Well, I'm not much of a sheriff, but I'm
all you've got.

I like it.

Deputy.

Fuck yeah.

Come on, people.

This is the new normal. It's got to seem
like an accident.

There wasn't a massacre here, you know?

I swear to God, I had no idea about
killing Gunderson.

You believe that bullshit about the
fishing rod?

Sorry, I'm not much of a fisherman, but
yeah, I get your point.

And you tried to shoot me.

Yeah, I did shoot you, but I didn't kill
you.

That's the important thing.

We're here together, both of us.

Alive.

Do you, uh, do you really think this is
gonna work?

You a betting man?

To my own detriment, to be sure.

I'd put a Benji on the lay.

Wait a minute, you're betting against
us?

We're fucked, huh?

Let's get into character.

Can you translate?

As you can see, the storm here was
something else.

Lockdown phones, internet, self -service
health, you name it, it's down.

How are you all?

Oh, he's the interim, like I told you.

He's not too bright.

Deputy Blaine, you know these folks? You
want to explain to them they can't come

tearing through our county in a convoy
like this without getting a greeting

the law? Well, this is actually Pastor
Roy, Sheriff.

Oh, Pastor. He's got a small parish just
over yonder down near Everton.

What's his denomination?

Protestant. Ain't that right?

I think that he wants to go to the bank.

Yeah,

yeah.

We'll make an exception.

We'll give you an escort.

Follow us. Let's go.

It doesn't look good. I know.

The driver was killed on impact, as was
the bank manager and security guard.

Sheriff,

do you mind if I show them the vault?

The church has the papers and they're
safe to pass them back. Yeah, sure, go

ahead.

It's in fine shape.

Actually, it wasn't load -bearing while
she was beat.

As you can see, the vault is untouched.

Excuse me.

Pristine.

Whoa, the church has done well, huh?

Pretty color, huh?

Why

do

you invite them out for food?

I only know like four faces in Japanese.

Is your boss enjoying the meatloaf?

What's he discuss?

Just this.

Keep buying.

Your English is very good, sir.

I like a lot of friends.

Use him for my mouth.

Don't you make a toast?

Don't.

Excuse me.

I'd like to propose a toast.

You know, I'm what you might call a
people person. So this toast is to

friendship. I think it's important that
I take credit for this event.

When I become the next sheriff of
normal, there will be many more

to come together and break bread,
strengthening our link. And Pastor

Oyuban and his friendly, friendly
congregation.

I think this is a new chapter for our
town and our happy arrangement.

So I'd like to say thank you for all
your help and to many, many

more years of friendly people helping
other friendly.

We'll be right back.

Ah!

Let me share it now.

Thanks for taking care of me.

Oh, there's one other thing.

Give that hundred on the lay.

Guess you weren't.

Hey Penny, it's me. I'm in Texas now.

Yeah, filling in for a sheriff on
maternity leave. I much prefer the

here. It's warm. Don't miss the cold.

Oh, and I picked up an interim deputy
along the way.

People are pretty much the same.

Them young not.

All things considered, though, I'm in a
better place.

As for the town of Normal, well, I left
it as I found it, you could say.

I mean, that's the job, isn't it?

Besides, I'm never looking for trouble.

If it wants you, it'll find you on its
own.

And it can be hard to shake once it
does.

Well, thanks for listening, Penny.

I... Hi, Lewis.

Hey, Penny.

Good day.