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my brother the vampire
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Perhaps everything in life is
predestined, written in the stars.
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Who you meet and who you don't.
What subject you fail.
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And who gets your
first French kiss
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in Spin the Bottle.
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l'm nearly 15 and
can't concentrate.
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Can't sleep at night.
My hormones are acting up.
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And l'm outgrowing
my size 34A bra.
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lt's high time.
No one can get in my way.
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Nobody on Earth.
No damn heavenly body.
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No illfated star.
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Rule One.
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The first time is for all time.
Your eternal keepsake.
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What gorgeous legs.
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They say sex is like flying.
You take off and soar.
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Until you're out of touch
with the ground.
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Fly with me?Nonsense.
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Tomorrow.
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U.S. researchers say
fucking is better than vitamins.
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The exchange of body fluids
makes you more immune.
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Gorgeous.
The climax is the best part.
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Because of the juices.
lt's called ''coming''.
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You can also call it ''orgasm''.
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Or...gas...em.
Right on!
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Both lovers must get in rhythm
during the crescendo.
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Get in the swing like...
a pendulum.
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l think they're coming.
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Fire!
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Did she see you? Yeah!
Yeah, man!
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You okay?l don't know.
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Did you come?
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Mike, something's up there.
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l can adapt.Shift my weight.
To the side.
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What?
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Too fast?
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You were beautiful. Honestly.
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But l saw something else outside.
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All we have to do
is get in swing.
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Like a pendulum.
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You're a damn cute kennel keeper.
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Rule Two.
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Two people fall in love
when their genetic patterns match
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Preservation of the species.
Olfactory instincts.
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Genetic patterns
have specific aromas.
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Well?
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Nothing.An animal.
A cat.
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Down to three fingers!
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lf l catch you with Josh
on the roof again...
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Get this straight.
lt is an intimate affair
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when two people...
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Making love
is not a public peep show.
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Three fingers.
That includes you.
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What did we agree?
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Thanks.You weren't that hot.
Too hectic.
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Unresponsive to
your lover's needs.
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Nadin!
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Don't let the toast get cold.
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l want you guys
to meet Nadin.
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My kid sister, Nic.
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My brother Johannes.
Josh!
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Declared incompetent
on 12 December 197 4.Retarded.
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Heard lots about you.
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Hey, you!
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Hey, you.Hey, you.
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lt's for you.
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l am honored to invite you
to my birthday party.
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My 30th.
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Absentees subject to arrest.
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Hugs,
The Prince of...Darkness?
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That's me! Me, yeah, me!
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Me!
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That's me!
Look at this! Three fingers.
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Three days, you mean.
Three fingerdays.
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When you're 30
you're a fullfledged man.
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What kind of present do you want?
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Tell her.
What do you want?
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A cockscrew.
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Stand by your feelings and dreams
Just be yourself.
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Then he'll love you
for what you are.
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A cockscrew from you.
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You mean a fuckhole.
Nadin.
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l take it all back.
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Listen, Josh.
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How do you picture it?
You and Nadin are strangers.
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Cockscrew, cockscrew.
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Shut up!Mike...Quiet!
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Why do you tell Josh such crap,
Nic?Me?
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l didn't say anything.
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Who did? Father Christmas?
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Josh deserves some pussy.
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He's different.
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You mean screwed up?
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Stop it.
Don't insult Josh!
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''Don't insult Josh!''
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You jerkoff!
Break it up, gang.
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Stay out of it.
lt's a family affair.
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Josh is almost 30.
He can fight his own battles.
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Josh?
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Come back this minute!
Defend yourself, Josh!
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Sorry, Mama.
l just wanted...
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Oh, what's the use?
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Genetic engineering
has supplanted
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natural reproduction.
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ln the United States of America
alone
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over 6,000 test tube babies
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are conceived annually.
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Right, 6,000.
The advantages are obvious.
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Pregnancy at 70.
Biological replacement parts.
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Total character control.
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Last but not least:
100% perfect children.
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Morning.Hello, Nadin.
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Can you handle Wolfi again?
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l'd prefer Annie.
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Wolfi.
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Sorry about breakfast.
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A family affair.Next.
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l'll take Barker.
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Want to go out for supper?
Come on. A fancy feast.
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Whatever you want. Okay?
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Sushi?
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Redfox to Headquarters.
Where are the paramedics?
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No, l have it all under control.
Roger. Over and out.
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Follow my orders.
Don't panic.
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Everyone leaves the tube
by emergency exits.
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Women and children first.
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Anybody need assistance?
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Yeah, Nadin, that's my job.
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l do my best 289 days a year.
Day and night, rain or shine.
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God, Mike. How do you manage?
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An ugly family.
An aggravating job.
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l had no idea.
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Well, l'm not one to brag.
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Mike...
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Something's got you down.
l can tell.
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Yeah, l have a feeling
l can't satisfy you.
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You had so many other men.
l'm inexperienced.
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Mike.
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You're different.
So responsive.
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So sensitive.
That's true.
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Only one approach will do.
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Total prohibition of
human breeding.
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ln test tubes, artificial wombs,
human, animal or otherwise.
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To liven up my act
some images
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from my personal files.
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The hereditary method
has advantages.
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lt boosts immunity.
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Thanks to body fluid exchange.
Enough, Nicole. lnteresting.
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YOUR SCHOOL PS YCHOLOGlST
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Hey, Nic, a hip report.
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Superhuman society.
Racial preservation state.
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And the photos at the end
topped it all off.
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But don't knock
genetic engineering.
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lt's a big plus.
Prohibition is no answer.
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Rule Four.Choice of mate is
a key determinant.
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Premature selection
should be avoided.
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l've been thinking about it.
l can't go too far here.
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How about a Coke sometime?
l can show you...
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Your lease is up,
you little punk.
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String the baby up.
That'll do.
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Time to pay the rent, pal.
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He has a stick of gum, two pens
and a lighter.
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Can l slit him open?
Go ahead!
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Nobody gets slit open on my turf
without my stamp of approval.
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Good afternoon.
Any valuables on him?
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A pen, wow.A comb, yuck.
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Chewing gum, hee hee.
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A floppy! lnside data?
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My biology report. What else?
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Yes Man High School.
Brainwashing,the great equalizer.
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Let me down.
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No.Why not?
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Want to know why not?
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Really want to know?
Listen to this.
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How old am l now?
You're 29.
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Precisely.
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How old will l be?
You're going on 30.
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Precisely.
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What will that make me?
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Then you'll be a fullfledged man.
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Quiet!
l can't work in this madhouse.
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Man, they cost money.
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How much money, 1 ,000?
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l don't know. Go to bed.
Aye, aye.
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Mama...
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Tell me something. How...
How was it your first time?
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Like, l mean...
Did it bleed a lot?
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Well, you know, Josh's dad...
l mean Rainer.
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He flew the route
from Brussels to Rome.
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But l met him in Bottrop.
At the container terminal.
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l had just passed
my stewardess exam.
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Wet behind the ears.
Automatic pilots were de rigueur.
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A technological advance.
What can l say?
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We made love from the Alps
deep into the Po Valley.
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ln the cockpit.
At an altitude of 8,900 feet.
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lt was very romantic.
l was young and in love.
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And pregnant.
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Josh was under way.
l was grounded.
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My flying days were over.
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So if you need the Pill,
let me know.
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Promise me that.
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l promise.
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A little mother and
daughter talk?
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You're crazy.Get this.
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Nadin and l tried sushi.
Garnished with stuff like seaweed
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Now we're going up
to see my electric train.
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Have any tunnels?
l got tunnels galore, baby.
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What's that peculiar smell?
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Mike's new girl
works in a dog pound.
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l'll go upstairs.Set it up.
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Wait here until l call.
All right?
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l want to surprise you.
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Don't peek.
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Excuse me.
l didn't want to startle you.
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Who's that?
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Dad.He crashed.
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l'm sorry.
lt doesn't matter. lt's okay.
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Wow, how practical!
l could use these.
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Tell me...
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On the roof...
lt was you, wasn't it?
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Don't let it happen again.
You peeping Tom!
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You're cute.
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No, l'm the Prince of Darkness.
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And l'm the Princess of the Night
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The sheriff.
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Farewell, Count Prince.
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Lights out.Time for bed.
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Tunnels galore. Look.
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l'll take it slow.
The other night l was hectic.
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Unresponsive to your inner needs.
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Hi, handsome.
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Manny, wait a minute.
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See the new film
with Vincent Gallo?No?
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Me neither.
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ls it that late?
l missed the last bus.
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Wow! That's ever so thoughtful.
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A fabulous evening.
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Want to come? lnside?
Have a drink. ln my room?
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Do you want to come in?
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Want a drink?Sure.
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l'm coming to get you.
Princess of the Night.
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Love is hard to explain.
One fact of life
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is the bonding and emotionality.
A feeling that jumps on us.
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We are powerless to stop it.
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Take that thing away.
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Where is Nadin?
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She's gone. lt's your fault.
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lt's your fault.
You made eyes at him.
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Made eyes!
Just trying to amuse myself.
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There are better ways
to amuse yourself.
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You're jealous.
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Totally.
Overcome with jealousy.
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What's wrong?
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Lay off Josh.
Stop fooling around!
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He's abnormal.
Josh has a screw loose.
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Well, l like him.
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He's laid back, not cramped.
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Then give him a fuck.
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What?
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00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:07,703
He's laid back, your style!
Treat him to a fuck!
259
00:29:07,879 --> 00:29:09,710
Or a cockscrew, if you prefer.
260
00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:13,243
Terrific idea.
Solves all our problems.
261
00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:18,848
l'm sorry.
262
00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:22,682
Do you treat everybody that way?
What?
263
00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:27,424
Like your brother?
What's that supposed to mean?
264
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,599
Think it over.
265
00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:35,466
How about tonight?
266
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:43,410
Under the skylight?
Want to show me your train?
267
00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:46,474
Yes, exactly.
268
00:29:53,925 --> 00:29:55,187
How about tomorrow?
269
00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:57,260
Terror, panic, fear.
270
00:29:57,395 --> 00:29:59,795
Good Lord, what comes next?
271
00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:02,126
Will we meet again?
272
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:04,633
Yes.No? Yes.
Leave a message to comfort me.
273
00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:09,706
Do it right...Now!
274
00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:38,102
Still there, Nadin?
l wan... l wan..
275
00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:17,435
Not him again!
276
00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:21,503
What the hell are you doing here?
Hide.
277
00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:27,383
Rule Six.
278
00:31:27,785 --> 00:31:29,776
The first time is a mission.
279
00:31:29,954 --> 00:31:33,481
A crusade.
A huge obstacle course
280
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:37,254
with a glorious prize.
The end of your fucking childhood
281
00:31:40,331 --> 00:31:45,462
Nadin!My beautiful Princess
of the Night.
282
00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:48,634
Come with me, Josh.
283
00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:56,776
Smoking causes cancer
and smelly feet.
284
00:31:56,981 --> 00:31:59,814
Please, l have to concentrate.
285
00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:01,911
That's him.
286
00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:03,949
Going to Nadin?
287
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,919
Forget your dogcatcher.
288
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:08,450
l want a cockscrew!
289
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:17,095
Josh, Josh, look at it this way.
lt is a social injustice.
290
00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:21,970
lntercourse with
mentally challenged
291
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,768
is not currently en vogue.
292
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,104
Think of birth control
and disease.
293
00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:31,545
And Mike won't like it.
Got me?
294
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,582
l want to show you something.
295
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,484
What's ''en vogue''?
296
00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:43,925
En vogue? That means...
297
00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:48,928
lt's something that everybody
thinks is great.
298
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,798
Because... because... it's great.
299
00:32:52,537 --> 00:32:53,526
lt's en vogue!
300
00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:41,185
Listen to me, Josh.
301
00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:44,413
You wait here
to make sure nobody comes.
302
00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:49,925
Josh, it's terribly important.
A vital mission. Got it?
303
00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:57,262
After all,
you're the Prince of Darkness.
304
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,018
Rule Seven.
305
00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:21,588
The first time
you have to study the guy.
306
00:34:21,926 --> 00:34:25,327
What's he like?
What does he think? Feel?
307
00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:28,958
What does he eat?
Drink?
308
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:32,763
ls he vegetarian?
Or is he big on ravioli?
309
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,986
lt's a matter of management.
310
00:35:58,122 --> 00:36:03,150
We've been taking people's money
311
00:36:03,294 --> 00:36:06,422
and spending it right away.
Now we'll go into business.
312
00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:09,624
Professionally.lncwise.
313
00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:11,530
lnk is a dirty business.
lncorporated.
314
00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:18,732
Like this.
lnstead of blowing the cash
315
00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:21,378
each of you buys a share.
You'll be my shareholders.
316
00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:24,140
That increases my liquidity
and l'll invest it.
317
00:36:24,282 --> 00:36:28,218
ln bluechips.
Or the lnternet.
318
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:32,186
We'll be at the very top
in seconds.
319
00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:36,091
We'll merge.
You get an annual dividend.
320
00:36:37,595 --> 00:36:41,087
That means money.
321
00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:45,259
Lots of money
for all shareholders.
322
00:36:45,403 --> 00:36:48,998
Profit maximization. New Market.
Ecommerce.
323
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:51,938
You might turn our cash
into trash.
324
00:36:52,076 --> 00:36:56,479
Stock is the way to
a secure future.
325
00:36:57,014 --> 00:36:59,244
Okay?Just trust me.
326
00:37:11,429 --> 00:37:12,760
Who is that?
327
00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:22,103
Seen the new film
with Vincent Gallo?
328
00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:24,866
Nope.
329
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:33,111
Let me be with you
With you all the time
330
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:37,517
Merging breath sublime
331
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:50,657
Your pretty face and mane
Take away my pain
332
00:37:52,203 --> 00:38:00,611
And your lips command my pace
333
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:08,710
Robbing the cradle?
Since my nursery days.
334
00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:13,680
Hey, l don't know her.
That's a cheap trick!
335
00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:17,292
Ready, Manny.
Okay, here we go.
336
00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:19,225
Who do you work for?
Who hired you?
337
00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:24,062
Who pays you?
338
00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:26,027
Would anyone?
339
00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:33,308
How's it work?
340
00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:36,004
lt cost a fortune.
Which button?
341
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,637
Stop.Here?
High tech foils us again!
342
00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:41,684
l'll document this scene for you.
Spit it out!
343
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:50,419
Why are you following me?
344
00:38:50,728 --> 00:38:53,424
Spying on us!
What were you doing in my flat?
345
00:38:53,564 --> 00:38:54,326
l... l...
346
00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:59,232
l want...Expensive?
347
00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:03,439
Cost a fortune, you say!
Ergo, come on.
348
00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:05,841
Talk!
349
00:39:05,943 --> 00:39:07,843
l...
l'm listening.
350
00:39:07,978 --> 00:39:10,173
l want to...
351
00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,148
Sleep with you.
352
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:19,283
Do what?Fuck.
353
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:23,651
l would do it.
354
00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:26,590
What?Shag her.
355
00:39:26,897 --> 00:39:29,457
Got heavy balls?
Enough to knock you up.
356
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,592
What next, Manny?
What do we do to her?
357
00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:36,138
Time for a slit?
Yes... No.
358
00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,299
Don't ask me.
359
00:39:59,263 --> 00:40:01,128
Kiss my ass!
He's a mental case.
360
00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:02,323
Miss Photo is too.
361
00:40:02,466 --> 00:40:06,903
They all belong
in a lunatic asylum.
362
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:10,436
Say something.
Shit happened!
363
00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:18,313
lf you get desperate,
ring my bell.
364
00:40:18,449 --> 00:40:19,575
Please don't!
365
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:23,814
You creepy jerkoff!
366
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:30,093
What's wrong, Josh?
Josh!
367
00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:38,758
l'm the Prince of Darkness.
368
00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:42,996
That doesn't authorize you
to trail me.
369
00:40:50,314 --> 00:40:52,509
What a pile of shit!
370
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,641
Terror, panic, fear.
371
00:40:55,152 --> 00:40:58,280
Good Lord, what comes next?
Will we meet again?No?
372
00:40:59,156 --> 00:41:03,616
Leave a message to comfort me.
Right now!
373
00:41:04,695 --> 00:41:09,530
Hello, this is Mike.
Neat intro.
374
00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:16,367
What l wanted to say was
that l'm... well, sorry, l guess.
375
00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:20,443
And l hope we can do it again.
You know what l mean.
376
00:41:20,578 --> 00:41:22,375
lt's crazy
to be derailed by a crackpot.
377
00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:26,040
Right?
378
00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:31,678
And l wanted to tell you
l like...
379
00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:36,720
That you're the one...
l love.
380
00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:23,437
Rule Eight.
381
00:42:23,941 --> 00:42:25,966
Love is raw capitalism.
382
00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:29,511
Competition breeds business.
lt steels you.
383
00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:32,033
Where did Josh get to?
384
00:43:41,852 --> 00:43:44,252
l'm in a hurry. Bye.
385
00:43:45,089 --> 00:43:48,286
Nadin! Nadin!
What happened? Did he?
386
00:43:48,425 --> 00:43:49,551
Were you hurt?
387
00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:51,456
Not me. He was.
388
00:43:51,595 --> 00:43:55,031
He ran across town
and slept at my door.
389
00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:59,363
By morning he was frozen stiff.
Josh gave me this kit.
390
00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:03,062
He has lots of tools.
391
00:44:04,408 --> 00:44:06,000
They don't mean anything.
Really.
392
00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:08,542
Listen to me, Josh.
393
00:44:08,912 --> 00:44:11,710
A girl can only have one guy.
394
00:44:12,082 --> 00:44:13,982
Not two.
That's impossible.
395
00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:18,046
And l'm Nadin's guy.
Understand?
396
00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:21,287
Nadin is taken.
She's booked.
397
00:44:21,759 --> 00:44:26,253
There's no sense going
to her house.
398
00:44:26,930 --> 00:44:30,127
Anyway, not in foul weather.
Got it?
399
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:35,965
Hey, where are you going?
400
00:44:38,308 --> 00:44:40,902
Stay put when l'm advising you.
401
00:45:14,278 --> 00:45:17,145
What's wrong with you, Josh?
You all right?
402
00:45:26,490 --> 00:45:29,015
Tomorrow's your birthday.
l'll be there.
403
00:45:29,159 --> 00:45:31,491
Okay, Chief.Okay, Chief.
404
00:45:31,628 --> 00:45:35,223
Either you are chief or l am.
The second's an lndian.
405
00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:37,362
Okay, you are chief.
406
00:45:50,814 --> 00:45:51,906
Here's the problem.
407
00:45:52,783 --> 00:45:56,617
Josh turns 30 tomorrow.
He'll be grown up.
408
00:45:56,754 --> 00:46:01,987
lt's time for him to experience
various aspects of adulthood.
409
00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:05,360
l'll try to make myself
more clear.
410
00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:10,189
Josh needs a girl.
One of his own.
411
00:46:10,334 --> 00:46:13,497
You came to mind in this respect.
412
00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:14,762
Me?Precisely.
413
00:46:14,905 --> 00:46:17,772
You have
loads of women running around.
414
00:46:17,908 --> 00:46:20,775
Fix something up.
415
00:46:20,911 --> 00:46:25,041
An exotic Mongoloid.
Know what l mean?
416
00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:26,444
Something romantic.
417
00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:29,714
That hits the spot.
Yeah!
418
00:46:31,321 --> 00:46:32,720
l'm sorry.
419
00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:38,121
l guess l forgot something.
About Josh.
420
00:46:41,098 --> 00:46:43,623
That he's in love with my girl.
And he wants her
421
00:46:43,767 --> 00:46:47,259
to give him a cockscrew.
422
00:46:47,938 --> 00:46:49,906
A cockscrew? Yes.
423
00:46:51,275 --> 00:46:54,972
The first hurdle is
his conception of a ''cockscrew''.
424
00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:58,907
For example.Well?
425
00:46:59,983 --> 00:47:02,383
Huh?
What he thinks it means.
426
00:47:04,521 --> 00:47:07,388
l don't know.
Try asking him.
427
00:47:07,524 --> 00:47:09,424
Why me?
Why should l?
428
00:47:11,562 --> 00:47:14,326
You're his counselor.
And you're his brother.
429
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:17,225
You have a degree.
And you have a penis.
430
00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:21,865
Come to think of it...
May l give you some advice?
431
00:47:21,972 --> 00:47:24,873
Talk to Josh about it.
Man to man.
432
00:47:25,209 --> 00:47:27,109
He'll listen to you.
433
00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:33,346
Yeah, Josh will listen to me,yeah
434
00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:00,033
Hey, you!
435
00:48:02,412 --> 00:48:06,508
Smoking causes cancer.
And smelly feet.
436
00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:11,281
Hey, wait.
437
00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:15,655
Don't go away.
Do you know a Johannes?
438
00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:20,163
The Johannes
in the Sorting and Packing Room.
439
00:48:21,098 --> 00:48:24,898
That's him.Listen.
Tomorrow's his birthday.
440
00:48:25,202 --> 00:48:29,263
He gave me a message.
You are invited.
441
00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:34,343
Stay here.
He wants you at his party.
442
00:48:35,612 --> 00:48:39,639
Here you go.
Here's the address.
443
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:43,584
The time.Thank you.
444
00:48:45,322 --> 00:48:49,349
Don't forget.
Six o'clock. Six o'clock.
445
00:48:56,967 --> 00:49:03,065
Okay, l'm ready.
You can do it.
446
00:49:03,206 --> 00:49:05,197
Oh, dear.Now, Josh.
447
00:49:05,342 --> 00:49:06,707
Josh, please do it now!
448
00:49:06,877 --> 00:49:08,037
Rule Nine.
449
00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:11,846
87% of all deflowerings
don't meet expectations.
450
00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:15,908
Boys ejaculate prematurely.
Girls don't climax.
451
00:49:16,053 --> 00:49:19,352
77% of the boys feel guilty.
452
00:49:19,489 --> 00:49:22,014
Most girls feel dirty.
453
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:27,290
Nobody ever laughs.
All you get is a soiled sheet.
454
00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:42,271
lt's better to do it on a towel.
455
00:49:42,913 --> 00:49:45,507
l'll do it on a towel.
456
00:49:46,016 --> 00:49:49,213
Me, Nadin and a towel.
457
00:49:49,353 --> 00:49:52,220
Oh, Josh.
You haven't got a notion.
458
00:49:54,257 --> 00:49:57,693
lt's all the same.
lt doesn't matter.
459
00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:49,041
Hey.l apologize.For my brother.
lt's because he's in love.
460
00:50:57,020 --> 00:51:00,922
What happened to your lip?
Don't you like it?
461
00:51:03,927 --> 00:51:05,258
Of course l do.
462
00:51:14,404 --> 00:51:15,894
Got a light by any chance?
463
00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:24,904
l certainly do.
464
00:51:57,681 --> 00:51:59,410
May l come in?
No!
465
00:52:06,323 --> 00:52:07,654
Clean them thoroughly.
466
00:52:13,930 --> 00:52:15,227
My birthday's not until tomorrow.
467
00:52:15,565 --> 00:52:17,897
Open it. lt's a special present.
468
00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:28,338
l know all you're going through
with Nadin.
469
00:52:29,212 --> 00:52:30,907
l can sympathize.
470
00:52:31,214 --> 00:52:36,208
You're at a critical age.
When girls get interesting.
471
00:52:36,353 --> 00:52:41,552
You find them kind of exciting.
They prey on your mind.
472
00:52:41,691 --> 00:52:44,626
But girls can be tricky
and hard to get.
473
00:52:44,761 --> 00:52:46,922
They don't always give you
what you want.
474
00:52:49,299 --> 00:52:52,166
Use your imagination.
475
00:52:52,302 --> 00:52:54,600
lmagine every girl
in this magazine is Nadin.
476
00:52:54,738 --> 00:52:57,206
They'll give you a cockscrew.
477
00:52:57,474 --> 00:53:02,502
lt's a tested home remedy.
lt's convenient and under cover.
478
00:53:04,915 --> 00:53:07,475
Do you know
how a cockscrew works?
479
00:53:16,426 --> 00:53:18,291
ln other words, the...
480
00:53:18,428 --> 00:53:20,293
The New Market is
a sensitive organ.
481
00:53:20,430 --> 00:53:22,295
All you really need
is one qualification.
482
00:53:22,432 --> 00:53:24,161
Sensitivity. lt's not for...
Sometimes l think the boys...
483
00:53:24,301 --> 00:53:27,759
They don't grasp my...
484
00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:35,344
Follow me?
You have to catch the scent.
485
00:53:35,478 --> 00:53:40,677
Know where the wind's blowing
and strike it rich.
486
00:53:45,155 --> 00:53:49,319
You can double
or triple your investment.
487
00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:52,087
Year after year.
488
00:53:54,598 --> 00:53:58,500
And, in general...
When you have
489
00:53:58,635 --> 00:54:00,102
that feeling in your groin.
Feelings feel good.
490
00:54:00,537 --> 00:54:05,201
Precisely.
lt is your... your cue to act.
491
00:54:05,342 --> 00:54:07,037
You grab a glossy skin mag.
492
00:54:09,446 --> 00:54:12,779
And... Regard it lovingly
and do this.
493
00:54:54,691 --> 00:54:56,283
Awesome!
494
00:55:11,174 --> 00:55:12,402
Rubber?
495
00:55:25,188 --> 00:55:27,679
l'm ready as l'll ever be.
496
00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:37,694
Your turn, buddy.
497
00:55:40,537 --> 00:55:42,698
Don't worry. Everybody does it.
498
00:55:44,274 --> 00:55:47,539
No, no, no, no, no.
Your pecker this time.
499
00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:50,111
Who are they for?
500
00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:54,279
Oh, just for me.
Cool. That's hot! Cool.
501
00:55:54,417 --> 00:55:55,645
Think so?
502
00:55:58,421 --> 00:55:59,888
You won't show a soul.
503
00:56:00,156 --> 00:56:01,418
No.Promise?
504
00:56:02,058 --> 00:56:03,992
l promise.
505
00:56:06,496 --> 00:56:10,592
Nice technique.
Not bad.
506
00:56:13,002 --> 00:56:14,401
Maybe...
507
00:56:15,105 --> 00:56:17,869
Tell me, how... how do...
508
00:56:17,941 --> 00:56:19,272
How do other girls kiss?
509
00:56:19,409 --> 00:56:23,709
What do you mean?
More tongue?
510
00:56:23,913 --> 00:56:26,711
Well, let me...More saliva?
511
00:56:26,916 --> 00:56:29,578
Gee, l don't know.
Or firmer?
512
00:56:30,353 --> 00:56:33,447
At any rate, keep it up.
Speed it up until you...
513
00:56:33,590 --> 00:56:39,187
Until it's over.
That's called coming.
514
00:56:40,330 --> 00:56:41,592
Or...gas...em.
515
00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:46,694
Precisely.
The pictures improve performance.
516
00:56:47,003 --> 00:56:50,063
What do you say now?
Thanks a lot.
517
00:56:50,206 --> 00:56:54,939
l'll put the stuff on the bed.
Have a good time.
518
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,213
Josh, remember one thing.
519
00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:03,076
Everybody does it.
520
00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:17,057
What do you say now?
Do l have a way with him?
521
00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:22,162
Yeah, l have a lot of pull!
Precisely.
522
00:58:50,927 --> 00:58:53,452
Shit.What's wrong now?
523
00:58:55,164 --> 00:58:57,394
What's the matter?
Give me a hand.
524
00:58:57,534 --> 00:59:01,026
How?What's wrong?
525
00:59:03,406 --> 00:59:04,668
lt won't work.
526
00:59:06,576 --> 00:59:09,739
Shit. lt won't work.
527
00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:12,609
No way. l'm sorry.
528
00:59:12,749 --> 00:59:13,579
l can't get an erection.
Vince Gallo!
529
00:59:13,716 --> 00:59:17,015
l prefer porn.
530
00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:22,714
Get another guinea pig.
You're too kinky, Miss Photo.
531
00:59:22,892 --> 00:59:25,053
Wait.We can iron that out.
532
00:59:25,361 --> 00:59:28,091
l'm all set up with lubricants.
533
00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:44,210
l didn't buy it to play with.
534
00:59:44,347 --> 00:59:46,611
Know what a girlie
magazine costs?
535
00:59:46,883 --> 00:59:48,475
Forget Girlie. l want Nadin.
536
00:59:48,618 --> 00:59:49,983
No, you don't.
537
00:59:50,687 --> 00:59:54,248
She's Princess of the Night
and l'm en vogue.
538
00:59:54,390 --> 00:59:57,382
Cut that crap.
Who's N. Vogue?
539
00:59:58,628 --> 01:00:01,495
Look, Josh.
You're someone special.
540
01:00:01,631 --> 01:00:02,757
Utterly singular.
541
01:00:02,899 --> 01:00:05,424
l'm not single.
l'm Prince of Darkness.
542
01:00:05,568 --> 01:00:07,968
Exactly. Darkness! Dimwitted!
543
01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:11,801
Not bright enough to know
what ''l love you'' means.
544
01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:13,738
He's too dull upstairs.
545
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:20,711
Plus, she doesn't love you.
She loves me.
546
01:00:24,554 --> 01:00:31,790
Get out.Beat it!
No brother of mine!
547
01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:45,840
He tripped and fell, you say?
548
01:00:46,943 --> 01:00:52,074
Right, on an extension cord
from the lamp in the living room.
549
01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:56,351
He needs rest.
550
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,985
Treat him to something.
Goodbye.
551
01:01:05,094 --> 01:01:06,959
l'm going to lie down.
Mama.
552
01:01:09,799 --> 01:01:11,027
l feel sick.
553
01:01:11,467 --> 01:01:14,163
Be sensible. He's sick.
You're fine.
554
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:16,661
You asshole.
555
01:01:54,844 --> 01:01:57,074
Happy birthday!
556
01:02:26,809 --> 01:02:28,606
A swell party.
557
01:02:28,811 --> 01:02:33,009
We debated who's chief.
lf you're chief, l'm boss.
558
01:02:33,149 --> 01:02:36,209
Then we have no conflict.
Am l right?
559
01:02:36,919 --> 01:02:40,980
Here's to the chief.
Here's to Chief.
560
01:02:41,124 --> 01:02:45,424
Chief says, ''Here's to the boss.''
Who cares?
561
01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:55,936
You look sensational
in your old uniform.
562
01:02:56,072 --> 01:02:58,370
Oh, cut it out!
l mean it.
563
01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:02,904
Gosh, Rudy.
564
01:03:03,546 --> 01:03:06,913
Remember our school pranks.
Behind the ash cans.
565
01:03:08,551 --> 01:03:10,178
You were my Cinderella.
566
01:03:10,419 --> 01:03:12,785
You were a hick, a clumsy oaf.
567
01:03:14,924 --> 01:03:17,017
l know.
568
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:20,388
l'm unattractive.
Always was.
569
01:03:20,530 --> 01:03:26,833
l'm no highflying pilot.
l'm a lowly bus driver.
570
01:03:28,604 --> 01:03:32,199
l have a nest egg, Marlies.
571
01:03:32,575 --> 01:03:35,100
My house,
a piece of the stock market.
572
01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:38,777
l'm sorry, Rudy.
l have nothing to offer you.
573
01:03:40,449 --> 01:03:42,314
l'm empty inside.
574
01:03:42,451 --> 01:03:44,078
Not enough there to
give my children.
575
01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:48,384
l don't need much.
l'm easily satisfied.
576
01:03:53,296 --> 01:03:55,662
l love you, Marlies!
577
01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:58,261
l know.
578
01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:01,064
That makes no difference.
579
01:04:32,835 --> 01:04:34,097
Happy birthday.
580
01:04:40,643 --> 01:04:45,376
Thank you.Want a drink?
581
01:04:45,514 --> 01:04:46,845
Right. A drink?
582
01:04:47,149 --> 01:04:48,514
Please.
Right this way.
583
01:05:01,297 --> 01:05:04,926
l'm really glad you came.
Awfully glad.
584
01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:08,737
l am too.
585
01:05:15,211 --> 01:05:17,805
How is Josh doing?
Not bad.
586
01:05:18,247 --> 01:05:19,339
Want some music?
587
01:05:19,482 --> 01:05:20,744
He's down, isn't he?
588
01:05:21,884 --> 01:05:24,011
Never. He'll perk up.
589
01:05:25,788 --> 01:05:30,782
l think l can help.
l thought about your hint.
590
01:05:31,861 --> 01:05:33,761
l'm available. l'll do it.
591
01:05:34,263 --> 01:05:36,390
What? You'll do what?
592
01:05:37,233 --> 01:05:41,101
Go to bed with Josh.
lf he's dead set on it.
593
01:05:42,405 --> 01:05:44,168
For a birthday present.
594
01:05:46,175 --> 01:05:49,235
l can handle it. No sweat!
595
01:05:51,247 --> 01:05:53,010
lt's all in the family.
596
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,230
l think Nadin wants
to tell you something.
597
01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:18,534
l'll join you soon.
598
01:06:19,241 --> 01:06:22,574
Take care of this.
Sure.
599
01:07:01,217 --> 01:07:02,343
What's the score, sis?
600
01:07:04,553 --> 01:07:08,887
The pierced lip is cool.
Welcome to the Love Parade.
601
01:07:13,162 --> 01:07:14,151
All arranged?
602
01:07:14,764 --> 01:07:15,355
Like what?For Josh.
603
01:07:15,498 --> 01:07:17,090
Yes.
Your girl sorted out?
604
01:07:17,566 --> 01:07:18,794
My girlfriend?
605
01:07:20,002 --> 01:07:22,470
She's on top of the world.
lt all worked out all right.
606
01:07:23,639 --> 01:07:25,732
Yeah, it all worked out.
607
01:07:38,854 --> 01:07:40,754
Look who's here.
Let's go.
608
01:07:41,924 --> 01:07:44,893
Where?
To a genuine cockscrew.
609
01:07:45,094 --> 01:07:46,789
What's the idea?
This isn't the place for it.
610
01:07:49,298 --> 01:07:50,356
Mike, talk to me.
611
01:07:50,499 --> 01:07:52,967
What about?
About, well... about...
612
01:07:53,102 --> 01:07:56,162
About going to bed
with every birthday boy.
613
01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:01,441
Try to be serious!
Do you see me laughing?
614
01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:03,408
Ha ha! Come on, Josh.
615
01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:07,612
lf you leave now...
616
01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:09,240
Go on.lf you...
617
01:08:09,385 --> 01:08:11,615
Don't hit her!Slut!
618
01:08:20,963 --> 01:08:22,225
Does it still hurt?
619
01:08:31,474 --> 01:08:32,736
What did Nadin want?
620
01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:09,937
l'll be right back.
621
01:09:54,390 --> 01:09:58,224
Who's on fire?
622
01:10:03,599 --> 01:10:07,035
Are you free?
Free as a bird.
623
01:10:10,706 --> 01:10:12,264
Come, Josh.Meet my pal.
624
01:10:16,645 --> 01:10:20,342
He's the Prince of Darkness.
625
01:10:30,759 --> 01:10:33,455
lf so
my home is your castle, Prince.
626
01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:35,363
Come.
627
01:10:35,831 --> 01:10:38,732
Don't be shy.
She's a friend of mine.
628
01:10:40,736 --> 01:10:42,795
Take care of this.
Sure.
629
01:10:45,307 --> 01:10:46,205
Come to Mama.
630
01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:49,878
l charge handicapped
clients extra.
631
01:10:50,546 --> 01:10:53,071
He isn't crippled,
just slow on the draw.
632
01:11:20,676 --> 01:11:22,007
What's your real name?
633
01:11:23,812 --> 01:11:25,973
Josh. Mentally retarded.
634
01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:29,812
Declared incompetent
on 12 December 197 4.
635
01:11:30,853 --> 01:11:35,517
That's a nice name.
l'm Chantal.Here you go.
636
01:12:11,860 --> 01:12:16,354
Listen, big boy.
Your buddy wants us to have sex.
637
01:12:17,132 --> 01:12:18,360
Do you want to?
638
01:12:21,103 --> 01:12:25,938
Yeah! Yeah!
l want a cockscrew from Nadin.
639
01:12:27,943 --> 01:12:30,377
Call me Nadine
if it suits your fancy.
640
01:12:35,718 --> 01:12:37,015
Nadin?
641
01:12:39,455 --> 01:12:41,082
Josh?
642
01:13:19,061 --> 01:13:22,758
What nice teeth you have.
You think so?
643
01:13:22,865 --> 01:13:25,197
Yes, and l'm knowledgeable.
644
01:13:27,035 --> 01:13:29,902
Got men figured out?
Or women?
645
01:14:32,201 --> 01:14:36,638
Come on.
You'll love it.
646
01:14:47,382 --> 01:14:51,216
No big deal.
We'll get together somehow.
647
01:15:04,466 --> 01:15:06,161
Your upstairs confuses me.
648
01:15:07,269 --> 01:15:13,003
l have your downstairs
under control.
649
01:15:15,477 --> 01:15:19,072
That's my field.
Either you want a fuck
650
01:15:19,214 --> 01:15:20,374
or you don't.A cockscrew.
651
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:26,944
A screw, a fuck and a screwball.
All in a day's work.
652
01:15:27,789 --> 01:15:29,620
You see?
lf we put our heads together...
653
01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:33,158
Keep your mind
on the business at hand.
654
01:15:33,295 --> 01:15:40,667
Now we're getting into it.
You see what l mean?
655
01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:51,536
Piss off, freak!
656
01:15:51,914 --> 01:15:53,245
Josh.
657
01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:55,781
What's wrong?
Did you whip him?
658
01:15:55,884 --> 01:15:57,852
Bring me your scum!
659
01:15:57,986 --> 01:16:01,217
l'm no social worker.l'm a whore.
Where's Mama?
660
01:16:01,356 --> 01:16:04,450
Can't you be gentler?
He's retarded.
661
01:16:04,593 --> 01:16:06,857
Now you tell me!
What's wrong?
662
01:16:06,995 --> 01:16:09,623
Make her apologize to my brother.
663
01:16:09,765 --> 01:16:11,426
That wasn't my idea.
664
01:16:19,441 --> 01:16:23,377
Listen, sunshine,
watch your tongue.
665
01:16:23,512 --> 01:16:25,412
We aren't your grumpy
subway riders.
666
01:16:26,782 --> 01:16:28,079
Attention, folks.
667
01:16:50,639 --> 01:16:55,269
Hey, that van's my livelihood!
Damn it! Fuck!
668
01:17:09,758 --> 01:17:10,952
Asshole.
669
01:17:13,395 --> 01:17:15,727
You stupid asshole.
Yeah, yeah.
670
01:17:18,367 --> 01:17:22,064
You braindead jackass!
l got the message.
671
01:17:22,204 --> 01:17:23,364
Shut up!
672
01:17:29,411 --> 01:17:30,935
l have to take a leak.
673
01:17:54,703 --> 01:17:57,536
l never knew
you were a car freak.
674
01:17:58,006 --> 01:17:59,234
Neither did l.
675
01:18:08,950 --> 01:18:10,008
When did you start smoking?
676
01:18:12,287 --> 01:18:13,618
Today.
677
01:18:18,660 --> 01:18:20,252
Don't make a habit of it.
678
01:18:21,296 --> 01:18:22,786
Yes, Daddy.
679
01:18:23,932 --> 01:18:25,365
What's that supposed to mean?
680
01:18:28,303 --> 01:18:32,933
Someone has to keep an eye
on you two.Don't they?
681
01:18:40,148 --> 01:18:42,844
Stop it!Cut it out!
682
01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:45,544
No more fights.
Josh, cool it.
683
01:18:45,687 --> 01:18:47,951
We're not arguing.
Enough!
684
01:18:48,090 --> 01:18:50,888
Josh, calm down.
Cockscrews are fucked up!
685
01:18:51,026 --> 01:18:54,052
Josh, get a grip on yourself.
l quit.
686
01:18:54,196 --> 01:18:56,255
Chantal's a retard!
687
01:18:56,398 --> 01:19:02,030
Leave me alone!
Josh, it's over now.
688
01:19:28,663 --> 01:19:32,155
Mike, take a look way up there!
689
01:19:41,643 --> 01:19:43,110
l'm sorry.
690
01:19:55,857 --> 01:19:59,953
A problem is only a hassle
if we blow it out of proportion.
691
01:20:00,695 --> 01:20:04,062
Hassles are homemade horrors.
692
01:20:04,199 --> 01:20:06,667
And homemade problems
have no solutions.
693
01:20:07,702 --> 01:20:11,103
Go on in.
l'll go get the armored car.
694
01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:13,600
Turn the lights off
when you go to bed.
695
01:20:15,310 --> 01:20:16,675
Oh, never mind.
696
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:21,374
Rule Number 10.
lgnore all rules.
697
01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:26,178
Some solutions are so obvious
that you overlook them.
698
01:23:05,347 --> 01:23:08,748
Borrowed and returned.
That's what we like here.
699
01:23:10,185 --> 01:23:13,552
We don't cater to your kind.
Poor losers.
700
01:23:15,423 --> 01:23:18,415
Where did you dump
your Dracula lookalike?
701
01:23:20,261 --> 01:23:24,823
Man!
Don't run my brother down.
702
01:23:25,834 --> 01:23:29,827
Or his Dracula kick.
That's his refuge.
703
01:23:30,138 --> 01:23:32,470
Has that sunk in?
His head is his shell.
704
01:23:34,442 --> 01:23:38,401
He feels at home there.
He understands that world.
705
01:23:38,546 --> 01:23:41,242
No one makes fun of him there.
Get it, guys?
706
01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:46,146
He needs it to survive
like you need air.
707
01:23:46,921 --> 01:23:51,051
Want to know why?
l'm curious.
708
01:23:55,163 --> 01:23:59,190
So he doesn't become
a bum like you.Got me?
709
01:24:35,403 --> 01:24:41,774
Let me be with you
710
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:46,040
With you all the time
Merging breath sublime
711
01:24:47,849 --> 01:24:58,350
Your pretty face and mane
Take away my pain
712
01:25:00,762 --> 01:25:10,194
And your lips command my pace
713
01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:17,910
l'm a mirror fine
Reflecting looks of thine
714
01:25:18,046 --> 01:25:21,311
Lose myself in your embrace
715
01:25:22,884 --> 01:25:29,756
Silent fathoming
More than just a fling
716
01:25:29,858 --> 01:25:32,759
Knowing you're right there
717
01:25:33,561 --> 01:25:38,589
Lying side by side
Like a groom and bride
718
01:25:38,967 --> 01:25:42,300
Where no sound can penetrate
719
01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:49,076
Your whisper to discern
720
01:25:49,210 --> 01:25:53,977
Never more to yearn
721
01:25:54,716 --> 01:25:59,710
When your smile envelops me
Let me be with you
722
01:26:00,755 --> 01:26:06,990
With you all the time
Merging breath sublime
723
01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:21,736
When the days begin
With intrusive din
724
01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:24,471
Our long night's still passing by
725
01:26:24,846 --> 01:26:26,040
l always thought
once l'd done it once
726
01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:28,342
everything would be easier.
Less tense and messed up,somehow.
727
01:26:28,483 --> 01:26:30,576
l though everyone would see it
728
01:26:30,785 --> 01:26:32,184
and l would be ''in''.
l was partly right.
729
01:26:32,320 --> 01:26:34,151
But only partly.
730
01:26:34,289 --> 01:26:36,257
We have only one consolation.
That we can fly.
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