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Nine weeks in the Philippines.

Not exactly a vacation, was it?

It wasn't so bad.

The people and hotels were really nice.
There was a rumor that you were having

an affair with Maria Karen, your leading
lady.

I'm sure.

Can we skip that subject?

That's not on my list of forbidden
topics.

I think I was the only one that said she
didn't sleep with. Well, me and a wild

cobra.

But don't quote me for sure about the
snake.

Well, I don't think I could print that
in the magazine.

Well, if you do, I'd appreciate it if
you didn't name your source.

Oh, of course.

We wouldn't want Shane Grant,
international sex symbol and movie star,

like a squealer, now would we?

Hardly.

Nice shot.

Well, Mr. Grant, it was certainly a
pleasure.

We'll have a photographer out in a
couple of days to take some shots of

okay? I'll be here. Thank you very much.

So, um, you called for a massage?

Here we go.

Your card.

Is there anybody in your service who
can't massage with a dance?

Nope. We're all pros.

I believe it.

It's been, um, business to own pleasure
with you, honey.

Madison, you're back.

How was Bermuda?

Crystal blue waters, sun baking down on
white sands, lean cabana boys bringing

me piña coladas every few minutes.

It was terrible, just terrible.

How do people live in such squalor?

How's business, Isabel?

Way up, if you'll pardon the pun.

Thanks to word of mouth.

Oh, you're bad.

Honestly, it's been really good. Lots of
VIPs in town.

Men do love their backgrounds.

Did you ever think that business would
ever be this good when you started this?

You haven't seen anything yet.

We're ready to expand to the East Coast.

Really? Would you excuse us?

Quite a cozy little place you've got
here, Miss Dane.

Sheriff Brannigan.

What's the matter?

No transients or surfers to beat and
shave today?

I only do that on alternate Wednesdays.

Look, I'm busy. What do you want?

I have a warrant for your arrest, but
that shouldn't surprise you.

I haven't done anything wrong.

Spare me.

You're using the massage service as a
front for a call girl operation.

Talk about the oldest trick in the book.

Such a cliche.

I would have to be stupid to try it now,
wouldn't I?

Either incredibly stupid or a damn
genius.

It's like hiding in plain sight.

Who'd expect it?

Look, Sarah.

Maybe we can help each other out.

Like you scratch my back and I scratch
yours?

Not exactly what I had in mind.

Interesting offer.

Hey! You have a right to remain silent.

But I'd appreciate it if you didn't use
it.

But I missed you.

Thank you.

No.

Yeah.

Senator, good to have you home, sir.

You're a sarcastic bastard, Lancaster.

Keep it up.

Senator, there were several messages for
you. Screw them.

Bring me a bourbon of water.

Right away.

Back problem, sir?

You had to take a commercial airline.

No more cross -country Learjet flights
unless it's a national emergency.

Maybe you just need to have the knots
worked out.

Perfect. Get me Madison on the line.

Her girls give the best therapy.

Right away. I'll be in the jacuzzi room.

Senator, about those messages.

There was one urgent one from Smith and
Jones.

What do they want?

A meeting.

They'll be here later this evening.

All right.

I'll see them.

No point in pissing them off, is there?

Always a pleasure, darling.

Never let it be said that I don't
support local law enforcement.

Sure beats flipping burgers, doesn't it?

More than you can imagine.

Gotta go.

Duty calls.

Maybe someday you won't have to worry
about being interrupted by business.

Who are you? The sheriff had to make an
honest woman out of me?

Hell no. I'm not stupid.

I'll see you soon, Angel.

Fallen Angel, more like.

Senator G .D. Reynolds, King Letch of
Capitol Hill.

What the hell?

Money's money.

Speak to me, darling.

Sarah Jane, it's showtime.

Your favorite senator wants to see you
again.

Okay, darling.

That's all taken care of, then.

Also, Mr. Baines of the tobacco lobby
would like to meet with you next

It appears he's already in town for a...
Senator?

Hmm? Oh.

Sorry, Gina.

My mind wandered.

So I see.

So is next Thursday good, then?

For who?

Mr. Baines.

Now.

Make the redneck son of a bitch wait.

Do you ever wear your hair down?

Sometimes, but I really don't see how
that is germane to this briefing.

Germane?

You talk like a lawyer, darling.

And we all know what lawyers like to do.

No. What?

Screw people.

Please, Senator, can we get back to
business?

I'd rather get down to business.

Back off, Senator. I have a husband.

We'll just have to send him a video,
won't we?

This will cost you extra, G .D.

Your timing leaves something to be
desired.

Oh, it looks like it couldn't be any
better.

You're looking lovelier than ever, girl.

Thanks, Shaker.

Ready to get rubbed the wrong way?

Easy, baby.

Remember, I'm not on your health plan.

We're wasting time.

What do you want?

Back first, then neck and shoulders?

Forget the massage. You know what I
want.

Ah,

Mr. Smith, Mr. Jones.

Always good to see you.

Lancaster. This is your tax dollars at
work.

I don't pay taxes.

You really need to get a better
accountant.

You'd expect him.

Of course.

Right this way.

Uh, shouldn't you get that?

Shouldn't you stuff a sock in it?

What?

Sir, your evening appointment is here.

They're in a bit of a rush.

Fine.

We'll do this again.

Anytime, sugar.

Paul, take her out the side door. You
got it.

Can't a guy get laid in his own house
anymore?

Looks like you came all the way out here
for nothing.

That's showbiz. It happens.

Just for curiosity, how much do you
charge?

Three hundred.

For a massage?

I'm worth it.

That's a little beyond my budget.

How about a drink?

You guys thirsty?

Our employers are impatient, Senator.

This one's on the house.

This is just a small setback.

Small setback. Our cartel has spent a
great deal of time and money to build

image, Mr.

Senator. And considering the raw
material we had to work with, it hasn't

easy. I'll hold the hell on just a
minute. No, no minutes.

We've lifted you out of total obscurity
and given you an image that'll get you

elected president the next time around.
A poster boy for the moral right and

champion of the so -called decent
people.

You make Rambo look like a dope -smoking
draft dodger.

Not bad for a yokel who's about to get
popped for sexual harassment.

We got rid of all the evidence and the
witnesses rather nicely, I thought.

Nicely.

You cannot touch me.

And haven't I ever paid the favor?

Point is, there's only so much we can do
and maintain a safe distance.

You need to keep a few other support
systems online if you're to remain a

candidate. I don't follow.

Getting rid of the tobacco lobby was
stupid. I did that deliberately.

Do you know how many points I scored
with non -smoking voters with that bit

bullshit? Not as many as you lost from
voters that smoke.

I saw the printout.

And the gun lobby left you high and dry
before you could sack them.

Good riddance. All those gun nut fringe
groups, who needs them?

We do.

Which means you do.

I don't know if you've noticed those
strings attached to you, little

but they're there.

And we're the only ones that tug on
them. You do anything other than what we

tell you, and we'll strangle you with
them.

Understand?

Yes.

I'm a designer drug baby.

One time round and you're hooked
forever.

I'll bargain it twice the price.

Look, I'm wanted in the control room.

You can find your own way out, okay?

Story of my life.

What the hell is my mirror?

I must have lost it when that old
octopus was groping me.

Shit.

Here's how it's going to go down, GD.

You're going to work your ass off to get
back that gun lobby.

Well, I'll just do it discreetly now.

I partially agree with you about the gun
nuts.

Now, you just keep it out of the major
news media, and that way the peace and

love crowd, they'll never know about it.
That'll keep them happy. We'll handle

the tobacco lobby.

I just hope you haven't mucked it up too
far.

We want one of our own at the White
House next term, Mr.

Senator.

May as well be you.

Remember, G .D., we've got a great deal
invested in you.

We even put blood on our hands for you.

That can show it to you.

I appreciate it more than you know.

I'd have gone off to prison if you
hadn't killed that bitch for me. Yes.

Our timing was impeccable.

She was about to go to the press, as I
recall.

I wonder if they ever found her body.

to get the door. Son of a bitch.

Well? She got away.

What the hell was she still doing here
in the first place?

Well... Well, she... Jesus Christ, I
ought to get a staff of eunuchs.

You didn't shoot her?

The shot was no good.

You couldn't hit a bull in the ass with
a baseball bat.

Get out of my sight.

I'll deal with you later.

Who knows what she overheard?

We can't take any chances.

What do you know about her?

She's nobody. She's a call girl, plain
and simple.

Perfect. Then this plain and simple call
girl should be easy to find.

Who runs her?

Madison Dane. Ah, the ocean port madam.

She's no dummy.

Left it plated, slick and smooth.

Which means you get the easy part. You
don't have to do anything at all.

Don't lock up.

We'll be back.

Oh, my God.

What am I into?

Damn it. Why did I listen?

Damn it. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

I got to get to Maddie.

She'll know what to do.

I hope.

What, an all -night sale at the donut
shop?

Sheriff. I didn't even hear you pull up.

So I gathered.

Slow night?

Hell, it's been damn slow.

I guess everybody's being good.

Well, let's keep it that way.

Hey, Don.

Can I ask you a question?

What's on your mind, Ben?

It's nothing.

It's just that one of the units was out
on patrol and they happened to see your

car parked outside that massage woman's
house.

Oh, yeah.

I'm in trouble with his shoulder again.

What of it?

Nothing. I mean, I figured it was
something like that.

It's just strange, that's all.

I mean, especially since they came back
a couple hours later and you were still

there.

You almost sound accusing, Ben.

No.

No, sir.

Hell, Sheriff.

It's just we've had our eye on that
woman for possible prostitution.

But we've never been able to make
anything stick, now, have we?

I mean, she'd have to be damn stupid to
run a cat house out of a massage

service. And believe me, stupid is one
thing she isn't.

Sheriff Don Pranikin.

If I didn't know better, I'd say you
like her.

Yeah, I do.

You're a nice girl.

She's got some good character.

And a brain.

And that's a rare thing these days.

Yeah.

Don't I know that?

Tell you what, Ben.

Why don't you knock off early tonight?

Go on home to that wife you're always
bitching about never seeing.

All right.

If you're offering, I'm accepting.

Go on, get out of here before I change
my mind.

Just a minute.

Who is it?

Open the door, please.

At this hour, give me a break.

We prefer to be discreet. And I'd prefer
to knock off all the cloak and dagger

nonsense. Out with it. Who are you?

Don't tell them I'm here.

They'll kill me.

Okay, guys.

Who is it?

We represent a gentleman friend of
yours. He paged you this evening.

And? This is bullshit.

I saw you blow the lock and beat the
truth out of the bitch.

Thank you of sole discretion.

There was a theft tonight.

We'd like to talk to the young lady.

He's lying.

She's not here.

I don't know where she is.

We'd like to come in and just take a
look.

And people in hell would like a glass of
ice water.

Nothing doing.

Good night, gentlemen.

We'd rather do this the easy way, Miss
Dane. So would I.

I'd hate to have to repaint because you
were stupid and accidentally got shot.

Suit yourself, Miss Dane.

Sorry to have bothered you.

Tell me I just did the right thing,
Sarah Jane.

You did.

I didn't steal anything. You know me
better than that.

All I know is when I first met you, you
tried to steal my purse and I had to

chase you halfway down Melrose.

I've changed. I'm not like that anymore.

I hope so.

Gigi Reynolds is nobody I want pissed at
me.

You don't know the half of it.

Enlighten me.

The routine got interrupted.

While I got the bums rushed, the senator
talked to some guys.

Those guys.

Government students?

No. These guys are serious as in they
make people disappear.

The mob?

I don't know, but nobody to mess with,
that's for sure.

How do you know?

I overheard them talking to Reynolds
about how they helped him get elected.

And about how they made a few loudmouths
shut up for good.

Maddie, they killed him.

My God, Sarah Jane.

No wonder they want you, Sarah Jane.

Everybody except those of us who really
know this son of a bitch.

Thinks he's the flag -waving super
patriot that's going to make this

great again.

If it ever got out that he's just a
syndicate puppet.

What am I going to do? They're going to
kill me.

Shh.

Nobody's going to get you.

You're going to be okay, I promise.

How can you be so sure?

Because we've got the law on our side.

Tell me you got her. We didn't get her.

I suppose it's time for plan B.

Plan B? What the hell is plan B?

Damage control.

If we can't find the woman, we're going
to have to minimize her threat level. So

even if she does come forward, she can
shout the truth from the rooftops for

good it'll do her. No one will believe
her.

Sounds iffy. Trust us. We're
professionals.

Morning, boys.

Something I can do for you?

We'd like to report a crime.

Sure. Have a seat. That won't be
necessary.

Did you know there's prostitution going
on in this city? It's in every city.

We know.

What's this all about?

Open it.

You and Miss Dane really make a sweet
couple.

Notice the dates on those photos.

We've got you for the past six months.

You sons of bitches.

Why me?

Never know when a friend on the force
will come in handy.

I'm sure you didn't know she was running
a call girl operation.

What if those pictures got out?

People might think you were looking the
other way in exchange for favors.

What do you want? We were hoping you'd
be reasonable.

A simple arrest.

Who?

Lady in those photos.

You can roll those pictures up and shove
them up your ass. No way.

Suit yourself, tough guy.

You get implicated and your sweetie goes
off to the big city holding cell.

I'll bet she'll be real popular.

Of course, if you made the bust, your
sweetie stays locked up here, which

conjugal visits a hell of a lot more
convenient.

You bastards got me coming and going,
don't you?

So's your little honey, it seems.

No slow dancing yet, Sheriff.

We barely know each other.

What'll it be, Sheriff?

I'm going over the hill. I should be
back before lunchtime.

Okay. I'll keep things running around
here until you get back. Just make sure

Sarah Jane doesn't try and take off.

Anastasia thinks she's likely to try
anything.

Okay.

Connor!

My God, it's been months.

I know.

It feels like years.

Where's Isabel?

In the office. Where else?

Oh, just don't unlock the door for
anybody.

Hi, Isabel.

Remember me?

Hi.

Come on.

Thank you.

Maybe if you knocked a little louder.

I don't want to say I told you so, Ben.

So don't.

I'm surprised nobody saw it coming,
that's all.

Especially you.

We all see what we want to see, Ben.

Maybe we should just break the door
down.

Ask Kate.

Put that away, for Christ's sake. We're
not here after the hacksaw killer.

Come on.

Morning, Izzy.

Sir? Business is good, I see.

Sheriff Lutz. I have a general arrest
warrant for any and all persons on the

premises involved in what has been
deemed illicit behavior.

Congratulations. You win the door prize.

Ben.

What the hell's going on here?

Shut up and let my deputy earn his
paycheck.

But I thought there was an arrangement.

Excuse me?

Read her her rights, Ben.

Yeah, but Don, I... Would you read her
the goddamn right? I really don't feel

like spending the whole fucking day
here.

Whatever you say, Sheriff.

You're making a hell of a mistake,
Sheriff.

Yeah, looks that way to me, too Come on

Tom

What's going on here?

You're being charged with pandering and
conspiring to same.

You have a right to remain silent.

If you give up that right, anything you
say can and will be used against you in

a court of law.

I can't believe that.

This time, Madison, I suggest you use
it.

I can't help wondering where that bitch
disappeared to.

Hell, she's probably in Montreal by now.

Even so, I'll rest easy when she's dead.

I've got to agree with that.

I know damn well she ran straight to
Madison.

It's the first place we looked.

Even a call girl's not that stupid.

Send that bodyguard.

What's his name?

Paul. Yeah, him.

Have him look through the house.

What if he gets himself killed?

What the hell do you care?

Yeah.

Excellent.

I knew you'd make the right decision,
Sheriff.

Well, time for you to meet your adoring
public and claim credit for the

dispersion of this horrible violation of
morals right here in your own hometown.

Wave that flag and thump that Bible.

I was shocked to learn of the moral
corruption happening right under my

Our city is becoming a virtual Sodom and
Gomorrah, and I, for one, will not sit

still when there are decent, hard
-working people to consider.

Somebody get me a shovel.

This girl has been born with a silver
spoon in her mouth. And how does she

this wondrous favor?

By running our cat house.

I realize I should perhaps be more
dignified.

Mom. Thank you.

Believe me, the pleasure is all mine.

Have you talked to Isabel?

I explained the situation, but she
wasn't as forgiving as you were.

I can't say that I blame her.

So when she came up with bail, I let her
and her boyfriend go.

He was pissed.

I don't think we'll be seeing him again.

I just wish Isabel hadn't gotten dragged
into this.

So do I. But there wasn't any choice.

That son of a bitch Reynolds has got us
all by the throat.

So what about me?

When do I get out of here?

Your bail hearing is set for an hour and
a half from now.

Rumor has it your bail's being set at
two million.

That's ridiculous.

How much was Isabel's? About a grand.

Less for the guy.

But you're the ringleader.

All you need is $200 ,000 for the bail
bond.

All my money's locked up at a bank in
the Grand Caymans.

I've got about 6 ,000 in checking and
the rest is plastic.

Then we're screwed.

No pun intended.

Odds are the judge is one of Reynolds'
boys.

And Reynolds knows I can't make that
kind of bail.

What's his problem with you anyway?

It's not me.

It's one of my girls, Sarah Jane.

She overheard something that can get him
into serious trouble.

Impeached, imprisoned, you name it. So
he discredits you and your girls in case

it leaks out.

Who'd believe the word of a call girl
over that of Mr. All -American?

Where's Sarah Jane now?

She better still be the house hiding.

I better take another look.

If she's there, she belongs in
protective custody.

Just be careful.

I will.

I've got it.

I know where we can get the bail money.

I'm listening.

I keep a ledger of all my clients.
Everybody's in there. Movie stars,

televangelists. United States senators?

Exactly.

I keep the book locked in a drawer in my
office.

Go get it. And?

And go to Shane Grant.

He keeps an apartment off Nob Hill
Drive.

Show him the book.

Mr. Squeaky Clean Movie Star? You're
kidding.

He's one of yours?

As confident as the sun coming up in the
east.

Somehow, I think he'll be only too happy
to help.

A devious mind is a terrible thing to
waste.

Ben.

Keep an eye on the prisoner.

No visitors.

I don't care who they are. Right you
are.

Sir Jane?

It's Sheriff Brannigan.

Are you here?

You bastard son of a bitch!

Nice to see you recognize me,
sweetheart.

Now knock it off! You're trying to kill
me or one of them!

If I wanted you dead, I'd already have
you spattered from one end of this room

to the other. Now knock it off!

All right.

That's better.

Now where's the little black book?

You jerk.

You only want me alive until I give it
to you.

I'm experienced at searching.

I really don't need you.

Now watch very carefully.

Satisfied? If you're one of the good
guys, how come you arrested Maddie and

Izzy? Somebody made me an offer I
couldn't refuse for Maddie's sake.

The guys from the mansion?

Well, since they can't find you, they're
trying to discredit any testimony you

might give.

But we need the book if we're going to
help Maddie.

I'm still not sure if I trust you.

You'd be a fool to.

But the way things are, there isn't any
choice.

Now, you wait here.

I'm going to make sure the coast is
clear.

Sarah!

You all right, Sarah Jane?

Now, Mr. Shane, you're going to give me
big part in movie, no? I know you're

perfect for something. Oh, yeah. But I
just don't know what. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I'm calling you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good, good.

I can feel that I would die running out
of sand. I got nowhere to go. And I just

can't bear when too young for the spark.

What the hell is this? Get out of here
before I call a cop.

Save your breath.

I'm already here.

You got a warrant?

Who the hell let you in anyway?

I let myself in.

By the way, you might want to change the
locks on the front door.

Once you've got her, piece of crap.

Arrogant son of a bitch.

I guess you've heard the news about
Madison Dane.

Yeah, tough break.

Whoever she is.

Look, I've had a rough enough morning as
it is without having to plow through

your bullshit.

Page three.

Third entry.

There's a name on here that makes your
PR guy want to split his wrists.

So I've used her service. So what?

She needs friends.

Rich friends who can bail her out.

Rich friends who have a lot to lose.

How much does she need?

You reach.

Where

the

hell could he be?

Something's happened.

Maybe he got stuck in traffic. Maybe he
tripped over his own stupid feet.

I told you he'd come through.

We've got the book.

We're set.

Now what?

Now we screw on to others as they have
screwed on to us.

Ooh, baby, I like the way you think.

How can men be such a blob?

Do that primitive urge to wallow in
their own filth.

Yeah, well, maybe Maddie can make a neat
neck out of him.

Why would she do that?

People love to do strange things for
each other. In love, Maddie and

Yeah, right.

I know it when I see it.

That's a match made in hell, the sheriff
and the madam.

Ooh, speak of the devil.

It's so nice to be loved.

I'm sorry this all happened.

It's my fault. No, it's all that bastard
Reynolds' fault.

You know what the worst thing is? He's
going to get away with it.

Like hell he will.

You've got an idea, girls.

But... First, let me get this jail
stench off of me, and then we'll fill

Bathroom's this way.

Why don't we give them a little privacy?

Feel free to use the towels.

They're clean. I put them out this
morning.

Thanks, Tom.

You know, it's really pretty of you
putting it up like this.

Well, you girls need a place to stay,
and it is the safest place in town.

Well, I guess I'll leave you to shower
in peace.

Don't leave on my account.

I know.

They'll tell you how to play chess.

Maddie.

Maddie, you've created a first -class
chess hustler.

Want to go double or nothing?

You're on.

And not so fast.

We need to take care of some unfinished
business.

What, how we're going to nail these
bastards?

They want Sarah Jane.

I think we should give them exactly what
they want.

Excuse me?

Sorry, you guys have to rush off.

No, you're not.

This is G .D. Reynolds.

Just a minute.

Listen to this.

There, the line is secure.

You're looking for Sarah Jane Miller?

I know where she is.

Go on.

She and I used to work together.

She wanted to hide out of my place, but
I told her no.

She told me you were after her. I don't
know why she'd say that. She's obviously

a troubled girl.

Maybe.

And, uh, maybe she told me some things.

Look, if you want to know where she is
and you want me to keep my mouth shut,

bring $20 ,000. How do I know this isn't
a setup?

You don't.

But, you know, I wouldn't take any
chances if I were you.

Now, look, there's an industrial park at
the end of Whitaker.

Be at the north parking lot in a half
hour.

Just get the cash out of the safe, Mr.
Senator.

Just some flash money.

Did they go for it?

Yep. He said he secured the line, but I
could tell he put it on speaker.

That means the thugs are in the room.

And they'll show up instead of Reynolds,
hoping to surprise us.

So far, so good.

It's time for phase two.

Maddie, you take the unmarked. I'll take
the black and white.

And for Christ's sake, be careful.

I think it's a real statement that a U
.S. senator should have this kind of

money lying around.

You think he's dirty?

I think we should call a cop.

Sir,

it's Paul on your private line.

Paul!

For heaven's sake.

Paul, where the hell are you?

You're not going to believe it.

I found the girl.

Too late.

Smith and Jones have a line on her
already.

You bet they do.

They're sitting in a strip club called
Gooey's, watching the bitch dance.

They're pulling 50s out of a briefcase
and stuffing them down her G -string.

What? Tell me you're lying.

I'm my mother's soul, Senator.

I'm looking right at them.

Stay put.

I know the place. They'll be there in
ten minutes.

I should have been an actor.

You should have been an actor.

They're going to have my ass when they
find out.

Well, it was either help me or share
cigarettes with your new boyfriend in

prison.

Get on the next plane to anywhere.

If they find you, I can't help you.

Damn, Sheriff.

Learn even a little bit of that whole
thing that's legal.

Yeah, well, sometimes what's right isn't
what's legal. This is one of those

times.

Hell, it's going to be both of our asses
unless all the I's are dotted. I guess

you're going to have to be our
proofreader, Ben.

Be ready to move like we talked about.

Buddy, I think we've been had.

Maybe. We're going to give her two
minutes.

Answer it. Why me?

Jesus Christ.

Yeah. You guys are punctual. I like that
in a thug.

Cut the cute crap. We going to do
business or what?

That depends on you.

I see you brought a briefcase.

It better be paid.

It is.

Good. Now lift the lid on the trash can
and drop the briefcase inside.

When do we get the girl?

Business before pleasure, love.

Open the case and show it around.

Open it.

Satisfied? Get rid of the money.

And in case you're thinking about being
stupid, there's a 30 -30 train right

between your eyes.

Maybe you're bluffing.

Then find out.

No, wait.

We're putting the money in the can right
now. See?

Good boys.

Now lift the other lid.

I assume you boys can read well enough
to know an address when you see one?

Funny. Don't quit your day job.

And that concludes our appointment,
gentlemen.

Have a nice night. And remember, eyes
are upon you.

Hit. Come on, let's hit it.

Looks like it's all there.

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

What the hell?

Someone's about to outlive its
usefulness.

Unless I missed my guest, you were
supposed to...

Keep your ass at home. And out of the
way.

Well, the things you see when you're out
without a gun.

You got some explaining to do.

That makes three of us.

How much of my cash did you give that
little bitch?

How much have you had to drink? Not
nearly enough.

Just answer the question. Whose idea was
it? Hers or yours?

Bear me the act.

I got a call that told me you were here
shoving cash down the bitch's bum like

it was play money.

And what do you know? Here you are.

A call from who?

From the local chapter of the Organized
Brotherhood of None of Your Damn

Business. I want my money back, and I
want it now.

That's hot.

We've been taking the cleaners, man.

Pressed, folded, and starched. Good
story. Nicely scripted. But your acting

sucks.

Maybe I didn't come out without a gun
after all.

Life's short enough without shortening
it further by being stupid.

Amen to that.

The only stupid ones here are the jerks
I'm looking at. My money.

Jesus Christ.

Don't you know enough to know when
you've been done up raw?

The bitch has got us for 20 grand.

They made schmucks out of us with their
third grade amateur hour.

And we ate it up with a spoon.

Senator, shoot us if you want to, but I
might remind you, you might screw up

your low profile.

That's not how it works.

We'll do her backstage.

I want this clean, Mr. Jones.

Two quiet ones behind the ear, Mr.
Smith.

Looks like we weren't played for passes
after all.

Special Agent Skulder, FBI.

Thanks for coming out.

Well, I didn't have much choice now, did
I? When the regional director tells you

to, quote, get your ass to this address
and, for Christ's sake, be quick and

quiet about it, unquote, you do as
you're told.

So what is all this about?

Shit.

Damn it, she's made us. She wouldn't
have made us if you'd have kept your

ass at home like we told you.

They're both men.

Stay cool.

We can handle it.

She's out the door.

I don't think so.

Now you're back. Do it.

A little downscale for you, isn't it,
Senator?

I'll be out before the evening news.

We'll see about that.

You got him? All right, get him. Get
him.

Who the hell are you? The one guy you
wish wasn't here.

I can explain.

Just listen to me. I'd like to, but see,
you've got the right to remain silent.

In a shocking breaking news story
tonight, esteemed champion of the moral

Senator G .D. Reynolds, has been caught
in a countywide vice raid, unknown dens

of prostitution and drug dealing.

Not since the televangelist scandal a
few years ago has such a surprising

revelation been made about such a
staunch and upright citizen.

Brannigan, you're going to fry the same
as I am. You hear me?

Someday. But not in this frying pan.

You might want to run a make on those
two.

They can find something interesting if
you catch my meaning. We're clean as a

whistle, Brannigan.

Which is more than we can say for you.

Can your boy spell immunity?

How about stage evidence?

Oh, but that's two words.

It might be tough.

Get him out of here.

Save for yourself.

Yeah, I'm innocent.

I didn't do anything wrong.

Thanks for your generous donation,
Senator.

Bitch, I'm going to get you for this.

Now is that any way to talk to a lady?

Miss Dane, I recognize you from the
news.

Agents called her FBI.

Pleasure. May we speak privately?

So, did you catch my act?

No, how'd you do?

I killed him.

Sir. Sir.

This way, please.

My director told me that you had some
evidence for him.

Of course.

Excellent. He was assured that you were
a woman of your word.

And I trust you the man of his? No
prosecution for you or any of your

It's personal guarantee.

Perfect. Business doing pleasure with
you, Miss Dane?

Hey, that's my line.

So I heard.

I'll be damned.

It actually worked.

Was there ever any doubt?

No. A devious mind is a terrible thing
to waste.

You lost your bags, boss.

They're all packed.

Then I guess it's time to go.

Go, Maddie.

Pleasure.

I think I need to go check on some of
the stairs.

Sharp girl.

Yeah, I'm really going to miss her.

What about the rest of us?

You mean you?

The guy who put handcuffs on me for
professional reasons this time?

Instead of the usual?

And dragged me off to jail?

I thought we settled all that.

Relax. Just kidding.

Get a sense of humor.

So, this is it?

Yeah. Time for a change of scenery.

I'm gonna miss you.

Come on.

I'll walk you to the car.

When Brannigan asked me if I knew where
I was going next, I almost told him.

I wish I had.

I think you would have gotten a kick out
of it.

We're there, Miss Dane.

Thank you.

Now this is more like it.