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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:04,169 [Screaming] 2 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:06,338 Prospector: Earlier that season... 3 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:09,208 "Season" like "time of year." 4 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,153 Deliria: All right. Are we all here? 5 00:00:11,154 --> 00:00:12,812 Schlub: Yes, but I- Deliria: Good. 6 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:14,914 All the way from the Phoenician colony of Motya, 7 00:00:14,915 --> 00:00:17,549 I give you the world's finest sculptor. 8 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:18,951 Giuseppe here has agreed 9 00:00:19,086 --> 00:00:20,776 to make us a free family portrait. 10 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:23,288 Not for free. This is a bait and a switch. 11 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:26,059 Deliria: I have your daughters. Giuseppe: Mamma Mia! 12 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,827 Stupendous: Mom, you're not sentimental. 13 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:29,361 Why a family sculpture? 14 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:30,697 Deliria: To remember what you all look like 15 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:31,748 when you're dead. 16 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:32,865 Giuseppe? 17 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:36,402 "Thank you, mother, for being so thoughtful." 18 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:37,971 Tyrannis: That's how you think I look, 19 00:00:37,972 --> 00:00:39,782 all hunched over, looking scared? 20 00:00:39,783 --> 00:00:41,975 Hippocampus: I mean, you are usually pretty scared. 21 00:00:41,976 --> 00:00:43,442 Tyrannis: All right, maybe. 22 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:45,412 But statues aren't meant to be reality. 23 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:46,946 They're supposed to show a more idealized version of- 24 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:48,782 Deliria: Giuseppe, fix Ty's posture. 25 00:00:48,783 --> 00:00:50,250 Hippocampus: Well, if you're going back in, 26 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,851 could you make my smile less goofy? 27 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:53,219 Tyrannis: Your smile is pretty goofy. 28 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,621 Stupendous: Yeah. [Chuckles] 29 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,372 Have me laughing at Hippo's smile. 30 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:59,691 No, she should be looking at me with respect and awe. 31 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,293 They all should. 32 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:03,229 Giuseppe, can you portray subservience? 33 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,165 Stupendous: You don't get to say what I'm doing. 34 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,733 Deliria: Yes, only I get to do that. 35 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,268 Obviously, Stupendous should have 36 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:09,968 a severed head in her hand. 37 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:12,572 I mean, sure, I hoist a head every once in a while, 38 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,203 but there's more to me than that. 39 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,308 Can you do me painting a painting? 40 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:17,977 Hippocampus: Have you ever painted a painting? 41 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,546 Stupendous: I've been meaning to. 42 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,047 Well, if she's painting a painting, 43 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:22,648 give me some loyal subjects. 44 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,284 Oh! Strap me into some kind of flying machine. 45 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,286 Maybe it projects a column of fire. 46 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:28,922 And you can have me kind of riding that 47 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:30,673 into the air above everybody else. 48 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:34,793 I notice I'm depicted as not currently having sex. 49 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:36,895 Giuseppe: There. Everybody happy? 50 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:39,065 Deliria: Well, now it's simply too small. 51 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:40,566 Giuseppe, you're fired. 52 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,751 Giuseppe: May I have my daughters back? 53 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,070 Deliria: I don't remember where I put them. 54 00:02:11,238 --> 00:02:15,335 Tyrannis: You ever get an itch inside your- 55 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:16,668 [Screaming] 56 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:18,204 What is that? What is happening? 57 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:19,438 [Screams] 58 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,407 [Laughing] 59 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:24,644 Hippocampus: It's Mom. Tyrannis: How did you know that? 60 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,011 Stupendous: The eyebrows. 61 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:28,347 [Laughing] 62 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,982 Tyrannis: It's not funny. 63 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,618 Schlub: I'm sorry, son, I couldn't hear you 64 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,619 over all the unanimous laughter. 65 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,454 Say again? 66 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:37,290 Deliria: No, no, we've heard quite enough from him. 67 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,924 I have something to share. 68 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:41,409 Stupendous: Aw, tarp cake. You shouldn't have. 69 00:02:41,846 --> 00:02:43,545 Deliria: It's not a cakes n, 70 00:02:43,681 --> 00:02:46,271 it's a machine I got from a very powerful sorceress 71 00:02:46,272 --> 00:02:47,784 that will do what you were trying 72 00:02:47,785 --> 00:02:49,184 to get Giuseppe to do, 73 00:02:49,185 --> 00:02:51,120 but without having a psychotic break 74 00:02:51,121 --> 00:02:52,721 and running into the sea. 75 00:02:52,722 --> 00:02:55,225 I remembered where his kids were right afterwards, 76 00:02:55,226 --> 00:02:56,758 and they're fine. 77 00:02:56,894 --> 00:02:59,004 It's called a "Call It Whatever You Want, 78 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,536 Just Please Stop Zapping Me." 79 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:01,897 Schlub: Catchy. 80 00:03:01,898 --> 00:03:04,033 Deliria: What went wrong with the statue 81 00:03:04,034 --> 00:03:06,202 was we couldn't get a version that made all of you happy. 82 00:03:06,203 --> 00:03:08,204 You were all too worried about how you looked. 83 00:03:08,205 --> 00:03:09,738 The "Call It Whatever You Want 84 00:03:09,874 --> 00:03:11,314 Just Please Stop Zapping Me" 85 00:03:11,342 --> 00:03:13,075 creates a living portrait 86 00:03:13,076 --> 00:03:15,078 with which none of you can take issue, 87 00:03:15,079 --> 00:03:17,713 because it scans you for how you see things. 88 00:03:17,848 --> 00:03:19,748 Your ideal world, you might say. 89 00:03:19,884 --> 00:03:21,384 It then uses that information 90 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:23,228 to assemble a perfect, immersive, 91 00:03:23,229 --> 00:03:25,221 three-dimensional version of our family 92 00:03:25,222 --> 00:03:27,256 that I can visit whenever I like. 93 00:03:27,391 --> 00:03:30,392 Did you all get all that? Because I'm not repeating it. 94 00:03:30,393 --> 00:03:32,328 Stupendous: Wait, what flavor is the cake? 95 00:03:32,329 --> 00:03:34,197 Hippocampus: It's not a cake, Stupe. 96 00:03:34,198 --> 00:03:36,633 It's a machine that reads how we want things to be. 97 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:38,166 Have you tested it? 98 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:39,736 Tyrannis: Yeah, good question. Is it safe? 99 00:03:39,737 --> 00:03:41,937 [Groans] This is tiresome. 100 00:03:42,072 --> 00:03:44,072 Here, see for yourselves. Hippo first. 101 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:45,574 Hippo f-? 102 00:03:45,575 --> 00:03:48,344 Singer: ? Well he crawled from the ocean ? 103 00:03:48,345 --> 00:03:49,912 ? With incredible skill ? 104 00:03:50,047 --> 00:03:52,080 ? And he bent the world to suit his will ? 105 00:03:52,216 --> 00:03:54,783 ? Then he rose to power 'cause everyone knew ? 106 00:03:54,784 --> 00:03:57,553 ? That they couldn't do a thing 'cause they didn't have a clue ? 107 00:03:57,554 --> 00:04:00,289 ? He's Hippo! Hippo! ? 108 00:04:00,424 --> 00:04:05,594 ? Hippocampus the king of Hippolopolis ? 109 00:04:06,563 --> 00:04:09,231 Deliria: [Struggling] 110 00:04:14,905 --> 00:04:16,238 And that's how it works. 111 00:04:16,239 --> 00:04:17,840 Stupendous: What the hell was that? 112 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:18,875 Hippocampus: You guys saw it too? 113 00:04:18,876 --> 00:04:20,375 Tyrannis: What was that? 114 00:04:20,376 --> 00:04:21,577 Hippocampus: That was incredible is what it was. 115 00:04:21,578 --> 00:04:23,111 It's called a "show," 116 00:04:23,247 --> 00:04:25,614 because it shows how you want the world to be. 117 00:04:25,615 --> 00:04:27,517 Tyrannis: Wait, you want to be king? 118 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:28,918 This is how I learn you've been gunning for me 119 00:04:28,919 --> 00:04:29,969 this whole time? 120 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,453 Schlub: Technically, 121 00:04:31,454 --> 00:04:33,423 he'd be gunning for me, and I welcome it. 122 00:04:33,424 --> 00:04:36,358 Hold on, one thing at a time. Were we your slaves? 123 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:37,726 Hippocampus: No. 124 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,594 Deliria: I'm sure I felt chains. 125 00:04:39,595 --> 00:04:41,998 Tyrannis: Yeah, I got a forced labor vibe for sure. 126 00:04:41,999 --> 00:04:44,199 Schlub: You mean that wasn't a sex thing? 127 00:04:44,335 --> 00:04:45,968 I feel so violated. 128 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:47,602 You're confused. 129 00:04:47,738 --> 00:04:50,028 Stupendous: Are we? Deliria: Let's find out. 130 00:04:51,889 --> 00:04:55,378 Hippocampus: What do you want me to tell you? 131 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:57,079 I've got a rich inner life. 132 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,774 Deliria: These are god-proof? 133 00:04:58,775 --> 00:05:00,283 Hippocampus: Of course they're god-proof! 134 00:05:00,284 --> 00:05:02,284 You said this is how I want things to be. 135 00:05:02,419 --> 00:05:04,553 You think I want to be defeatable by gods? 136 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,357 Tyrannis: No, clearly you want to be better than everyone else. 137 00:05:07,358 --> 00:05:09,891 Hippocampus: Well, if the fishbowl fits... 138 00:05:10,027 --> 00:05:11,593 Oh, relax. It's a fantasy. 139 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:12,995 It's harmless fun. 140 00:05:12,996 --> 00:05:14,263 Tyrannis: Not to us it's not. 141 00:05:14,264 --> 00:05:15,697 [Sniffles] 142 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:17,883 Wait, am I crying? Is this how you see me? 143 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,902 Hypersensitive and freaking out all the time? 144 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,583 Hippocampus: It's your strength. 145 00:05:21,584 --> 00:05:23,339 You're always on the lookout for trouble. 146 00:05:23,340 --> 00:05:25,608 Schlub: Wait, what's this new feeling I'm feeling? 147 00:05:25,609 --> 00:05:26,808 Not horny? 148 00:05:26,944 --> 00:05:29,528 [Struggling] 149 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:30,762 How dare you? 150 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,664 Tyrannis: That was outrageous. 151 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,801 Stupendous: Yeah. Sorry, Mom. We're not doing this. 152 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:37,703 It's obviously gonna create all sorts of bad feelings. 153 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,805 Maybe even drive a wedge between us. 154 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,473 Seriously? 155 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:42,988 Singer: ? It's Ty! It's Ty! ? 156 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:44,343 ? He's our guy ? 157 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,678 ? The one to rule us all ? 158 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,113 ? It's true, it's true ? 159 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:50,215 ? For me and you ? 160 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:52,418 ? There's never been a better, more charismatic leader ? 161 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:56,755 ? He'll always be in power, never cries in sex, either ? 162 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,557 ? Ty ? 163 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,222 Tyrannis: Now this show I like. We'll be right back. 164 00:06:03,247 --> 00:06:04,297 And we're back. 165 00:06:04,415 --> 00:06:05,814 Singer: ? Ty! ? 166 00:06:05,815 --> 00:06:07,450 Tyrannis: You'll note that my ideal world 167 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,052 is all about freedom and individuality. 168 00:06:09,053 --> 00:06:11,486 Schlub: Bravo! Man: We love you, dude! 169 00:06:11,487 --> 00:06:13,990 Joshua: King Ty, we just had our daily election 170 00:06:13,991 --> 00:06:15,624 and you won again. 171 00:06:15,759 --> 00:06:18,026 Tyrannis: What? They keep choosing me. 172 00:06:18,162 --> 00:06:20,662 Joshua: We just love you too darn much. 173 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:23,231 Deliria: I love you too, son. How can I not? 174 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:25,417 [Chuckles] I appreciate it, mother. 175 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,362 Deliria: No, I mean it. How can I not? 176 00:06:27,363 --> 00:06:29,038 Hippocampus: Y everybody has to love him 177 00:06:29,039 --> 00:06:31,406 because he needs constant validation. 178 00:06:31,542 --> 00:06:33,408 And I can't stop admiring him for it. 179 00:06:33,409 --> 00:06:35,545 Schlub: Darling, don't let it upset you. 180 00:06:35,546 --> 00:06:36,645 Let's go and talk. 181 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:39,281 I promise not to try anything. 182 00:06:39,416 --> 00:06:41,750 Wait, not to try anything? 183 00:06:41,885 --> 00:06:43,251 Scott: King Ty! 184 00:06:43,387 --> 00:06:45,257 The every-nation army is at the gate. 185 00:06:45,258 --> 00:06:47,090 Tyrannis: The what did he just say it was? 186 00:06:47,091 --> 00:06:50,258 Scott: We are at war with every nation in the world. 187 00:06:50,394 --> 00:06:53,295 Don't worry, I am built for moments like this. 188 00:06:53,430 --> 00:06:55,597 [Grunts] 189 00:06:57,434 --> 00:07:00,202 Scott: Actually, they came to say that war is over. 190 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,970 All war. 191 00:07:01,971 --> 00:07:03,606 There's nothing but peace and prosperity now, 192 00:07:03,607 --> 00:07:05,607 all thanks to King Ty. 193 00:07:05,608 --> 00:07:07,210 Tyrannis: Ah, OK, there you go. 194 00:07:07,211 --> 00:07:08,977 Viscera: All hail King Ty! 195 00:07:09,113 --> 00:07:10,812 Everyone: All hail King Ty! 196 00:07:10,948 --> 00:07:13,515 Scott: Yes, you solved the war with your empathy 197 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,585 and sensitivity to the needs of others. 198 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:17,787 Some people may have thought those were weaknesses, 199 00:07:17,788 --> 00:07:19,488 but now it's been made clear 200 00:07:19,623 --> 00:07:22,324 that they're the very things we should most admire. 201 00:07:22,459 --> 00:07:23,892 Tyrannis: Thank you, Scott. 202 00:07:23,893 --> 00:07:25,628 Viscera: It's not about crying, it's true. 203 00:07:25,629 --> 00:07:27,296 He's always on the lookout for trouble, 204 00:07:27,297 --> 00:07:29,898 but not in a scared way, in a strong, hot way. 205 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,533 Tyrannis: So, you see, Stupe? 206 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,102 Not everything has to be about war, 207 00:07:33,103 --> 00:07:34,669 in case you're feeling bad 208 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:36,272 about your whole thing kind of disappearing. 209 00:07:36,273 --> 00:07:37,974 Stupendous: I'm not only about war. 210 00:07:37,975 --> 00:07:39,441 That's how you see me? 211 00:07:39,442 --> 00:07:40,943 Deliria: Oh, aren't you? Hippocampus: Kinda. 212 00:07:40,944 --> 00:07:42,511 Stupendous: I'm not! 213 00:07:42,646 --> 00:07:44,756 You know, I've been doing a lot of farming. 214 00:07:46,116 --> 00:07:47,983 Oh, that's it. Where is it? 215 00:07:48,118 --> 00:07:49,618 Where is that thing? 216 00:07:49,753 --> 00:07:52,223 Deliria: Stupendous, calm down. You can't just- 217 00:07:54,525 --> 00:07:56,024 Where is that thing? 218 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,630 Deliria: Stupendous, calm down. You can't just- 219 00:07:58,631 --> 00:08:02,498 Singer: ? She's stronger than you think ? 220 00:08:02,499 --> 00:08:05,033 ? She's big and tall, but that's not all ? 221 00:08:05,169 --> 00:08:06,735 ? She's Stupendous ? 222 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:09,437 ? And there's a whole lot more to her ? 223 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,673 Stupendous: Mmm, perfectly brewed. 224 00:08:11,808 --> 00:08:14,109 That's right, I enjoy tea once in a while. 225 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,678 Does anyone find that surprising? 226 00:08:16,679 --> 00:08:18,748 Tyrannis: I don't, because I've always known 227 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:19,948 there was more to you. 228 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,713 I have? Hippocampus: Same here. 229 00:08:21,714 --> 00:08:23,853 All my scientific curiosity is now focused 230 00:08:23,854 --> 00:08:25,720 on learning more about you, Stupe. 231 00:08:25,721 --> 00:08:27,290 What are your hopes and dreams? 232 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:28,341 Thanks for asking. 233 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,791 In addition to warring, 234 00:08:29,792 --> 00:08:31,561 I also enjoy long walks in nature, 235 00:08:31,562 --> 00:08:34,396 and I've been studying color theory. 236 00:08:34,397 --> 00:08:36,399 Deliria: I think we should have a trip together 237 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,666 that I don't ruin. 238 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:39,435 Schlub: Darling, when you get home, 239 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,937 perhaps we could talk and not have sex. 240 00:08:42,072 --> 00:08:43,605 Does no one in my family 241 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:46,808 want their father's sexuality on display? 242 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,343 But first, Stupendous, 243 00:08:48,344 --> 00:08:50,213 please tell me how those flute lessons 244 00:08:50,214 --> 00:08:51,264 are coming along. 245 00:08:51,315 --> 00:08:52,647 Very well, thank you. 246 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:56,117 [Happy flute music] 247 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:59,455 Deliria: That's beautiful, darling. 248 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,790 And I don't tell you I love you enough. 249 00:09:01,925 --> 00:09:03,458 I'm feeling attacked. 250 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:05,595 Scott: Queen Stupendous, I have horrible news. 251 00:09:05,596 --> 00:09:06,962 Stupendous: That can wait. 252 00:09:07,097 --> 00:09:08,897 First of all, how are you, Scott? 253 00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:10,465 Scott: I'm good, thank you. 254 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,134 Stupendous: And how's your mom doing? 255 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,603 Scott: Good days and bad, you know. 256 00:09:13,604 --> 00:09:14,870 Stupendous: Please give her my love. 257 00:09:14,871 --> 00:09:16,371 Hippocampus: Scott has a mom? 258 00:09:16,372 --> 00:09:17,974 Tyrannis: I assumed Scott just was. 259 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:19,542 Stupendous: Yes, Scott has a mom, 260 00:09:19,543 --> 00:09:20,609 and in my world, 261 00:09:20,744 --> 00:09:22,244 people get to know one another. 262 00:09:22,246 --> 00:09:24,079 Now, Scott, what news do you have? 263 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,082 Scott: I'm afraid the army of every-nation 264 00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:28,883 has breached the gate and is storming the city. 265 00:09:28,884 --> 00:09:31,587 Stupendous: Of course they are, but not a problem for me, 266 00:09:31,588 --> 00:09:35,290 because war is one of the things I enjoy doing. 267 00:09:35,425 --> 00:09:36,658 So, if you'll excuse me, 268 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,627 as I like to say before fighting, 269 00:09:38,762 --> 00:09:40,829 it's a good day to die. 270 00:09:40,964 --> 00:09:42,297 Man: [Grunts] 271 00:09:42,432 --> 00:09:43,898 [Giggles] 272 00:09:43,899 --> 00:09:45,835 Tyrannis: Stupe, please win this war quickly 273 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,503 so we can get back to learning your many facets. 274 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,771 Stupendous: Did you guys know I'm left-handed? 275 00:09:48,772 --> 00:09:50,472 But I learned to fight righty! 276 00:09:50,473 --> 00:09:52,208 Hippocampus: I never noticed that. 277 00:09:52,209 --> 00:09:53,943 Stupendous: Here's something else about me. 278 00:09:53,944 --> 00:09:55,710 Sometimes I get scared in a fight. 279 00:09:55,711 --> 00:09:57,346 Deliria: I would never have guessed that. 280 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,014 Stupendous: Then I remember 281 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,783 the most glorious thing I could do is die in battle. 282 00:10:00,784 --> 00:10:02,217 So, in my ideal world, 283 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,419 I'm finally gonna get to do that. 284 00:10:04,554 --> 00:10:06,154 Hippocampus: Wait, what? 285 00:10:06,155 --> 00:10:08,057 Stupendous: Dying is like the whole thing in war. 286 00:10:08,058 --> 00:10:10,293 It's kind of the point. That's why I'm in the biz. 287 00:10:10,294 --> 00:10:12,094 Tyrannis: But you're not going to actually- 288 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:13,629 Stupendous: You made me sit through your fantasies, 289 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:14,796 now sit through mine! 290 00:10:14,797 --> 00:10:16,565 I'm not gonna make it easy for you, 291 00:10:16,566 --> 00:10:18,200 I'm not gonna make it easy for you, 292 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,101 you got to actually kill me! 293 00:10:20,102 --> 00:10:23,806 Hippocampus: Mom, this isn't one of those situations 294 00:10:23,807 --> 00:10:25,641 where if you die here, you die in real life, too. 295 00:10:25,642 --> 00:10:27,510 Deliria: It isn't? Hippocampus: No, I'm asking. 296 00:10:27,511 --> 00:10:29,177 Deliria: Ah, I see, then. 297 00:10:29,178 --> 00:10:31,213 Yes, that's exactly the kind of situation it is. 298 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,782 Die in here, die out there. Why do you ask? 299 00:10:33,783 --> 00:10:35,918 Tyrannis: Stupendous, stop! Shut it down! 300 00:10:35,919 --> 00:10:38,420 Stupendous: Not until I complete my destiny! 301 00:10:38,421 --> 00:10:40,623 Hippocampus: Can anybody reach the thing? 302 00:10:40,624 --> 00:10:41,924 Tyrannis: Mom, do something! 303 00:10:41,925 --> 00:10:42,991 Deliria: Zap, zap. 304 00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:44,759 Ugh, not a single one of you 305 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,263 wants me to be infinitely more powerful than you? 306 00:10:47,264 --> 00:10:48,630 Tyrannis: Ah! 307 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,700 Schlub: Mine, mine! I want to go. 308 00:10:51,835 --> 00:10:53,101 Tyrannis: Dad, no! 309 00:10:54,371 --> 00:10:55,571 Singer: ? Shlub, Shlub ? 310 00:10:55,605 --> 00:10:57,138 ? Shlub, Shlub ? 311 00:10:57,274 --> 00:10:59,274 ? He's your friend to the very end ? 312 00:10:59,275 --> 00:11:00,876 ? And he sleeps with his friends ? 313 00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,577 ? So be ready for that ? 314 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:04,947 ? The insatiable monster with a heart of gold ? 315 00:11:04,948 --> 00:11:06,248 ? You're welcome in his bedroom ? 316 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,749 ? If you're young or old ? 317 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,151 ? His thirst cannot be quenched ? 318 00:11:10,287 --> 00:11:12,754 ? And his carnal craving never ends ? 319 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,858 ? He's a monster-malgamation that's your new best friend ? 320 00:11:15,859 --> 00:11:17,225 ? Shlub! ? 321 00:11:17,226 --> 00:11:19,028 Schlub: Darling, shall we not talk 322 00:11:19,029 --> 00:11:20,595 and get straight to sex? 323 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,231 Deliria: That would be my preference. 324 00:11:22,232 --> 00:11:24,399 Wait, in your world, do I have...? 325 00:11:25,702 --> 00:11:27,402 Schlub: All the power you need! 326 00:11:27,537 --> 00:11:29,738 Why don't you destroy me next? 327 00:11:29,873 --> 00:11:31,940 Stupendous: Ugh, I'm gonna throw up. 328 00:11:32,075 --> 00:11:34,642 Wait, Dad, why wouldn't you make me not get sick 329 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,845 when you get horny in front of us? 330 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:39,614 Schlub: Hm, guess it's part of the allure. 331 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,049 Everyone: Ugh! 332 00:11:41,184 --> 00:11:43,518 [Chuckles] Yes, I do enjoy that. 333 00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:44,854 Tyrannis: You know, I don't think 334 00:11:44,855 --> 00:11:46,535 I've changed either, has anyone? 335 00:11:46,536 --> 00:11:48,657 Hippocampus: Dad, in your ideal world, 336 00:11:48,658 --> 00:11:50,325 are we all just how we are? 337 00:11:50,326 --> 00:11:52,261 Tyrannis: That's actually surprisingly sweet. 338 00:11:52,262 --> 00:11:53,328 Well, I'm off. 339 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,729 As you know, I have 340 00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:56,198 a fulfilling life somewhere else. 341 00:11:56,199 --> 00:11:57,866 Stupendous: Where? 342 00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:59,268 Tyrannis: I don't know, I just know I'm not around. 343 00:11:59,269 --> 00:12:00,802 Hippocampus: Me neither. 344 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,705 I'm going somewhere that I go to and live. 345 00:12:02,706 --> 00:12:05,073 Stupendous: Yeah, I should get to my... not here. 346 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,442 Tyrannis: Dad, in your perfect world, 347 00:12:07,577 --> 00:12:09,344 we're just not here? 348 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,945 Schlub: You're free to visit. 349 00:12:10,946 --> 00:12:12,448 Tyrannis: Shut it down, I want another go. 350 00:12:12,449 --> 00:12:14,516 [Overlapping conversations] 351 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,972 Singer: ? It's Ty, it's Ty ? 352 00:12:17,087 --> 00:12:18,453 ? He's our guy ? 353 00:12:18,588 --> 00:12:20,458 Hippocampus: Not this place again! 354 00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:22,425 Singer: ? She's big and tall ? 355 00:12:22,426 --> 00:12:23,926 Stupendous: It's dying time! 356 00:12:23,927 --> 00:12:25,294 Tyrannis: Like hell it is! 357 00:12:25,295 --> 00:12:26,728 Singer: ? Hippo ? 358 00:12:26,729 --> 00:12:28,264 Stupendous: I'm not your freaking pet! 359 00:12:28,265 --> 00:12:29,465 Hippocampus: Yes, you are! 360 00:12:29,466 --> 00:12:31,032 [Screams] 361 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:32,935 Singer: ? Shlub, Shlub ? ? Shlub, Shlub ? 362 00:12:32,936 --> 00:12:34,076 ? Charismatic leader ? 363 00:12:34,104 --> 00:12:35,370 ? Hippocampus the king ? 364 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,772 [Rapidly changing] 365 00:12:40,377 --> 00:12:41,876 Deliria: Enough! 366 00:12:41,877 --> 00:12:43,979 Clearly none of you has a perfect world 367 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,548 that's the least bit tolerable for anyone else. 368 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,517 So, we're just going to live in mine forever. 369 00:12:49,653 --> 00:12:50,785 Tyrannis: Forever? 370 00:12:52,322 --> 00:12:54,122 Mom, no! 371 00:12:54,123 --> 00:12:56,692 ? She's the queen of all gods, the god of all queens ? 372 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,359 ? She sings her own theme song ? 373 00:12:58,495 --> 00:13:00,795 ? And she was never kicked off Olympus ? 374 00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:03,341 ? And the other gods are dumb, yes, really dumb ? 375 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,810 ? She looks amazing in absolutely everything ? 376 00:13:05,936 --> 00:13:07,869 ? And doesn't feel the need to rhyme ? 377 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,705 ? She's Deliria, Deliria ? 378 00:13:10,841 --> 00:13:12,373 ? And now is her time ? 379 00:13:12,509 --> 00:13:14,199 ? Oh she can rhyme if she wants to ? 380 00:13:14,311 --> 00:13:15,910 ? But only if she wants to ? 381 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,346 ? Her song goes on for an hour and a half ? 382 00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:20,532 ? So buckle up, because here we go, and- ? 383 00:13:22,752 --> 00:13:24,452 ? Which, as you recall ? 384 00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:25,621 ? Was established in the 27th verse ? 385 00:13:25,622 --> 00:13:26,822 Hippocampus: Mom, why- 386 00:13:26,823 --> 00:13:28,590 Deliria: ? Deliria! ? 387 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:32,627 Why the hell would you intentionally trap us in here? 388 00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:34,663 Because the bickering was starting to sound 389 00:13:34,664 --> 00:13:37,099 like the bickering I have to listen to all day out there. 390 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,750 Tyrannis: So, your solution is to imprison all of us 391 00:13:39,803 --> 00:13:41,636 in a fake world forever? 392 00:13:41,637 --> 00:13:43,772 Deliria: Yes, what is so hard to understand about that? 393 00:13:43,773 --> 00:13:45,508 Hippocampus: The part where you're so sure 394 00:13:45,509 --> 00:13:47,376 that you're gonna like it. You locked yourself in! 395 00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:49,727 Can you even get that thing back off your face? 396 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,380 It kind of looked like you couldn't. 397 00:13:51,381 --> 00:13:53,648 Stupendous: And we're still bickering. 398 00:13:53,783 --> 00:13:56,384 Deliria: It's possible I acted without thinking. 399 00:13:58,221 --> 00:14:01,089 [Struggling] 400 00:14:04,274 --> 00:14:08,397 Tyrannis: Hippo, what happens to our bodies 401 00:14:08,398 --> 00:14:10,799 if we can't get out of here? Hippocampus: Science. 402 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,234 Tyrannis: What? Hippocampus: Science... stuff. 403 00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:14,969 In scientific terms, 404 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,906 the science of science is scientific. 405 00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:20,909 Gah! I can't think of any word but "science." 406 00:14:21,044 --> 00:14:22,977 In your show I'm not actually smart? 407 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,979 I just say "science" a lot? 408 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,648 Deliria: Is there more to it? 409 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,583 Hippocampus: [Struggles] 410 00:14:28,718 --> 00:14:30,485 Cheese! What? 411 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,220 I'm answering your question, 412 00:14:32,221 --> 00:14:33,722 what happens to us if we can't get out of here? 413 00:14:33,723 --> 00:14:36,090 Cheese, or meat. Tyrannis: What? 414 00:14:36,091 --> 00:14:37,693 Hippocampus: That's what's gonna happen. 415 00:14:37,694 --> 00:14:39,193 Same thing that happens 416 00:14:39,194 --> 00:14:40,930 if you leave cheese or meat out in the sun. 417 00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:43,198 Tyrannis: What? Why do I keep saying "what?" 418 00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:45,234 Is that how you think I respond to everything? 419 00:14:45,235 --> 00:14:47,105 Deliria: I'd say half the time that, 420 00:14:47,106 --> 00:14:49,505 half the time hunching over looking scared and crying. 421 00:14:49,506 --> 00:14:51,372 Tyrannis: What? Damn it! 422 00:14:51,373 --> 00:14:53,576 Hippocampus: She's turned us all into caricatures of ourselves. 423 00:14:53,577 --> 00:14:56,010 Deliria: It's genuinely how you seem to me. 424 00:14:56,146 --> 00:15:00,848 Schlub: I feel fully myself, ready for sex on demand. 425 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,884 Only on demand? 426 00:15:03,019 --> 00:15:04,786 Stupendous: War! Grawr! 427 00:15:04,921 --> 00:15:06,220 Smash! 428 00:15:06,356 --> 00:15:08,056 [Grunts] 429 00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:09,758 Tyrannis: OK, I mean, we've all probably 430 00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:11,727 done her a disservice today, but, what? 431 00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:13,829 Hippo, is there no way we can get the things 432 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,597 out of our noses from in here? 433 00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:18,067 Hippocampus: Mom could try zapping the machine, maybe. 434 00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,934 Kind of break it? Overcharge it? 435 00:15:19,935 --> 00:15:22,871 Tyrannis: That would free us? Hippocampus: Maybe. Or kill us. 436 00:15:22,872 --> 00:15:24,707 Deliria: Well, that would defeat the purpose. 437 00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:26,241 Tyrannis: So, we're just going to spoil and rot 438 00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:27,575 like cheese or meat? 439 00:15:27,576 --> 00:15:28,911 Hippocampus: We just have to hope 440 00:15:28,912 --> 00:15:30,378 somebody out there frees us. 441 00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:32,047 But it would have to be somebody brilliant 442 00:15:32,048 --> 00:15:34,749 or powerful enough to undo god magic. 443 00:15:34,884 --> 00:15:36,994 Scott: Boy, this does not want to come off. 444 00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:38,103 [Chuckles] 445 00:15:38,221 --> 00:15:39,887 Tyrannis: Hippo, anything? 446 00:15:39,888 --> 00:15:41,223 Hippocampus: I'm working with nothing but buzzwords here. 447 00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:43,157 Science. Vector. Mechanics. 448 00:15:43,293 --> 00:15:45,259 Wait, that's it! 449 00:15:45,395 --> 00:15:48,930 What if I just science the vector mechanics? 450 00:15:49,065 --> 00:15:50,398 Nope. I got nothing. 451 00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:52,067 Deliria: Is this really so terrible? 452 00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:55,169 In here, you live forever. With me. 453 00:15:55,305 --> 00:15:57,005 Isn't that a good thing? 454 00:15:57,006 --> 00:15:58,974 Tyrannis: Mom, we're gonna die. Deliria: Not in here. 455 00:15:58,975 --> 00:16:00,776 If you die in here, you die out there. 456 00:16:00,777 --> 00:16:03,244 But if you die out there, you don't die in here. 457 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,846 We'll be fine. 458 00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:06,649 Tyrannis: We don't want to die anywhere. 459 00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:08,150 Deliria: Well, how was I supposed to know that? 460 00:16:08,151 --> 00:16:09,718 You mortals do an awful lot of it 461 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,120 for something you don't want to do. 462 00:16:11,121 --> 00:16:12,788 Tyrannis: Why don't you just admit 463 00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:14,256 that you're upset about that, that we'll die! 464 00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:15,823 Deliria: I don't get upset. 465 00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:17,825 Not about silly things like that. 466 00:16:17,961 --> 00:16:21,329 I mean, sure, maybe it bothers me a little. 467 00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:23,432 The thought that if the people you love 468 00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:26,501 can just die for no reason even a goddess can comprehend, 469 00:16:26,636 --> 00:16:28,002 then love can't be trusted. 470 00:16:28,138 --> 00:16:31,472 And I don't want to think about it. 471 00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:32,907 It scares me. 472 00:16:33,043 --> 00:16:34,742 And I don't do fear. 473 00:16:34,878 --> 00:16:37,345 It's stupid and I hate it. 474 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:41,315 In here, we're safe together. Forever, because... 475 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,452 I don't want to lose you. 476 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,955 Oh, I hate seeing myself like this. 477 00:16:47,956 --> 00:16:50,125 Hippocampus: Wait, you hate seeing yourself like this? 478 00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:51,626 Aren't these shows 479 00:16:51,627 --> 00:16:53,762 supposed to show us how you want to be seen? 480 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,964 Tyrannis: I thought it was how we want things to be. 481 00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,525 Stupendous: Yeah, ideal world. 482 00:16:57,526 --> 00:16:59,668 Hippocampus: Either way, why in Mom's ideal world 483 00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:01,959 is she acting the way she doesn't want to act? 484 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,639 Deliria: Well, none of you have stopped complaining 485 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,139 for even an instant. 486 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:07,142 That might have something to do with it. 487 00:17:07,143 --> 00:17:09,945 Why haven't you stopped complaining for even an instant? 488 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,846 I obviously don't want that. 489 00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:13,615 Viscera: I guess they're just gonna have to figure out a way 490 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,316 to get out on their own somehow. 491 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,351 Scott: Wait, I got an idea! 492 00:17:18,488 --> 00:17:20,688 You can't die, King Ty, because... 493 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,391 I love you. 494 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,997 Well, I'll let that cat out of the bag 495 00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:30,531 for no damn reason. 496 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,667 I'll start digging 5 graves. 497 00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:35,938 Tyrannis: Mom, what exactly did the sorceress say? 498 00:17:35,939 --> 00:17:37,638 Did she say "ideal world?" 499 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:39,274 Deliria: Something like that, yes. 500 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,375 Schlub: Then why are we not conjoined? 501 00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:44,312 Deliria: What? She was screaming and begging. 502 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,615 It was impossible to get a straight answer out of her. 503 00:17:46,616 --> 00:17:47,716 Tyrannis: This is good. 504 00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:49,383 It means, um, OK, 505 00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:51,269 either you do want us to complain- 506 00:17:51,354 --> 00:17:52,887 Deliria: Well, that's not it. 507 00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:54,823 Tyrannis: Unless you want it unconsciously. 508 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:57,326 Deliria: How would you want something unconsciously? 509 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:58,647 What would that look like? 510 00:17:58,661 --> 00:17:59,927 Tyrannis: Or none of this 511 00:18:00,063 --> 00:18:01,693 has been how we want things to be. 512 00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:03,699 Maybe it's more like our perception of ourselves 513 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,133 or something. 514 00:18:05,268 --> 00:18:07,535 What we think we're like, but we're wrong. 515 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:10,104 It makes sense. Stupe doesn't want to die. 516 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,373 Hippo doesn't want to enslave us. 517 00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:14,610 I'm not obsessed with what people think of me. 518 00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:16,477 Everyone: Eh... 519 00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:17,880 Tyrannis: All right, all right. You're not helping, you know? 520 00:18:17,881 --> 00:18:19,381 Hippocampus: I actually think 521 00:18:19,382 --> 00:18:20,916 you might be on to something here. 522 00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,718 Tyrannis: Oh, wow. Thank you so much. 523 00:18:22,719 --> 00:18:24,653 Hippocampus: If Mom does try to zap the machine, 524 00:18:24,654 --> 00:18:27,489 overload it, and while she does, we all really concentrate, 525 00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,224 not on what we want things to be like, 526 00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:30,725 or how we want to look, 527 00:18:30,726 --> 00:18:32,394 or how we want other people to treat us, 528 00:18:32,395 --> 00:18:34,428 but on each other, in a positive way. 529 00:18:34,564 --> 00:18:36,097 What we love about each other, 530 00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,222 it might just generate a feedback loop 531 00:18:38,223 --> 00:18:40,035 that will bring us all close enough 532 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,570 to actual reality that we'll all just wake up! 533 00:18:42,571 --> 00:18:44,173 Tyrannis: You think that'll actually work? 534 00:18:44,174 --> 00:18:45,640 Hippocampus: I don't know. 535 00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:47,676 My science is at, like, half-cap. Tops. 536 00:18:47,677 --> 00:18:50,578 I mean, I'm calling it "my science," but worth a try? 537 00:18:50,579 --> 00:18:52,281 Stupendous: Better than cheese and meat. 538 00:18:52,282 --> 00:18:53,782 Tyrannis: Better than cheese and meat. 539 00:18:53,783 --> 00:18:55,149 You ready, Mom? 540 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:56,752 Deliria: You said that might kill you. 541 00:18:56,753 --> 00:18:58,623 Schlub: Well, that's life, darling. 542 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:01,989 Deliria: All right, then. Ready? 543 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,326 Viscera: Um, what is she doing? 544 00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:06,511 Scott: Oh, boy. 545 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,964 Stupendous: I love life! 546 00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:12,300 [Giggles] 547 00:19:12,435 --> 00:19:14,669 [Laughs] 548 00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:17,505 Cower, world, before me 549 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,207 and my family! 550 00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:23,311 Schlub: Get in there and never get back out. 551 00:19:23,446 --> 00:19:26,147 And I mean that not sexually. 552 00:19:31,454 --> 00:19:32,653 Good for them. 553 00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:38,693 [Coughing] 554 00:19:40,563 --> 00:19:43,153 Tyrannis: I think we did it. Viscera: They're back! 555 00:19:43,252 --> 00:19:46,435 Stupendous: Mom, how does it feel 556 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,936 to be back in the terrifying world 557 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,871 where someday we'll all die? 558 00:19:50,006 --> 00:19:52,106 Deliria: No, you'll all die. I won't die. 559 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,309 Stupendous: That's what I meant. Deliria: Oh, it's whatever. 560 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,877 God, you're all so annoying. 561 00:19:56,012 --> 00:19:57,845 Hippocampus: Oh, she does care. 562 00:19:57,846 --> 00:19:59,681 Deliria: Could we at least get a family painting 563 00:19:59,682 --> 00:20:01,182 while you're alive? 564 00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:02,851 Tyrannis: Of course. Let's get one right now. 565 00:20:02,852 --> 00:20:04,386 Schlub: Yes, but your mother and I 566 00:20:04,387 --> 00:20:07,054 need three minutes to, um, 567 00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:11,192 get ready and not have sex. 568 00:20:11,327 --> 00:20:14,061 Just go have sex already, you pervert. 569 00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:15,396 Schlub: Do you mean it? 570 00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:17,031 Stupendous: You've earned it. 571 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,566 [Laughing] 572 00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:22,704 Tyrannis: Did someone kiss me while I was lying here? 573 00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:25,107 Scott: What? What are you, the kiss detective? 574 00:20:25,108 --> 00:20:27,508 Ha! Excuse me, I've got to go fill some graves. 575 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:42,658 Singer: ? When the going gets rough ? 576 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,258 ? And the rough gets tough ? 577 00:20:44,394 --> 00:20:46,494 ? Then the tough, rough stuff gets uff ? 578 00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:48,139 ? Cause Uff's the name of the... ? 579 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,830 ? Fight team! ? 580 00:20:51,034 --> 00:20:53,367 ? The Uff-Team Scott-Team Fight-Team ? 581 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,769 ? Together they're the... ? 582 00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:56,103 ? Fight team! ? 583 00:20:56,239 --> 00:20:57,772 ? Fight, fight, fight ? 584 00:20:57,907 --> 00:21:00,274 ? Uff Tough Scott Team Rough Team ? 585 00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:04,078 ? Talking 'bout Scott Team Uff Tough Rough! ? 586 00:21:04,213 --> 00:21:06,948 ? The Scott Team Uff Team Team-Team! ? 587 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:10,651 ? And when Paizo remembers to assemble at last ? 588 00:21:10,787 --> 00:21:13,087 ? Then the Uff gets tough and rough ? 589 00:21:13,222 --> 00:21:14,602 ? Because it's time for the... ? 590 00:21:14,624 --> 00:21:15,790 ? UFF Team ? 591 00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:17,558 ? Uff Tough Rough! ? 592 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:23,164 Prospector: [Laughs] 593 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,200 Dan: Did you get any of that? 594 00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:29,603 Man: Bento. 595 00:21:29,653 --> 00:21:34,203 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44289

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