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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:01,470 Hands like ham hocks. 2 00:00:02,210 --> 00:00:05,450 Big as a mountain meter and a rattlesnake on the 4th of July. 3 00:00:06,770 --> 00:00:09,210 He doesn't finish squashing and look at you. 4 00:00:09,750 --> 00:00:11,430 There's only two ways about it. 5 00:00:12,970 --> 00:00:18,310 The only thing old Benny Brutalis ever gave a rip about besides his prize hog, 6 00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:21,090 Bessie, was Norma Lou. 7 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:25,050 One and only. Loved his life. 8 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:45,100 Oh, Benny, your hands are so big. 9 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:07,780 I want you so bad, Benny. 10 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:57,050 um um 11 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,000 um um 12 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:18,720 Well, what's there saying you're not? 13 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,420 All these girls' names on you, but not mine. 14 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:25,900 I don't think there's even no spot left for mine. 15 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,760 Oh, there's a spot left. 16 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:31,920 I've been saving the softest spot of all for my one true heart. 17 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,300 It's the spot that none of those other bitches could ever touch. 18 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,620 Oh, Benny. 19 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,360 himself a death wish of biblical proportions. 20 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,860 I can't fancy that he much wanted this particular assignment neither. 21 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:16,880 But there he was, face first with Benny's floppy sausage about to go where 22 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,140 man had gone before. 23 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,360 And all for the sake of love. 24 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,620 And then it happened. 25 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,720 There's three things you don't mess with in this world. 26 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:50,940 A man's woman, a man's tat, and a man's man -tivity. 27 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:58,260 And one wrong move, old Dale messed with all three at once. 28 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,760 I hear what you're saying. 29 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:09,280 But that ain't the hardest tale I ever heard. 30 00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:12,250 Please, what could be harder than that? 31 00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:16,170 I saw her only once. 32 00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:19,250 But it was enough. 33 00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:26,550 She had this hair low down like satin 34 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,570 on the bed of a sultan. 35 00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:37,950 And she had this old Greek name like she was from another time 36 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:38,950 or something. 37 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,500 Hmm. 38 00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:45,540 She was like a fable. 39 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:50,300 The kind that are best told when the lights are low. 40 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,360 When the moon is in the cool. 41 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:04,859 Yeah. They called her Persephone. 42 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,079 She was the toughest. 43 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,720 bitch I ever saw. 44 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,520 Hmm. 45 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:18,359 Well, as close as I could get to seeing her, that is. 46 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:23,240 Now, as close as anyone ever got. 47 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,579 Without getting burned. 48 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,430 Never judge a letter by its envelope. 49 00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:46,110 You know, you wouldn't know by looking at her. But this mama could out -drink, 50 00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:51,490 out -muscle, and out -screw the baddest outlaws from here to Colorado and come 51 00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:54,510 back for seconds without even breaking a sweat. 52 00:17:56,610 --> 00:18:02,310 Suffice to say, the only thing for Stephanie Snittlefitch... Snittlefitch? 53 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:05,290 What kind of... Ah! 54 00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:06,930 Who'd you hit me for? 55 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:15,220 The only thing Persephone Sniddlefitch couldn't get away with was dairy. 56 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:19,420 Oh, she was lactose intolerant, something powerful. 57 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:25,180 As anyone trying to slip her a shot of cow juice would find out, insane. 58 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:34,500 I tell you, last night down at the Bone Alley, Bubba, there was this girl. She 59 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,560 was beautiful. 60 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:37,520 She had herself some... 61 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,890 It's on her now. Look, damn. 62 00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:42,730 What you doing here, college girl? 63 00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,090 Daddy's BMW break down on you? 64 00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:49,330 What can I get you, darling? 65 00:18:49,590 --> 00:18:51,390 Soy milk, unsweetened. 66 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:52,750 To go. 67 00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:53,930 Soy what now? 68 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,250 Soy milk. 69 00:18:56,550 --> 00:19:00,250 Great, we don't serve no Chinese food here, darling. Just road stuff. 70 00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:03,970 Chicken fried chicken, chicken fried chops, and chicken fried steak. 71 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,870 Just forget the food. Can I have coffee black? 72 00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:09,970 Sure can, darling. You want pie with that? 73 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,970 I guess with a chicken fry. 74 00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:13,390 My thanks. 75 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,490 Pardon me, ma 'am. 76 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:23,990 Me and my buddies here were wondering where you got such... Such pretty hair. 77 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,290 You know what? 78 00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:28,110 Let me just show you. 79 00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:29,950 Whoa, whoa. 80 00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:36,510 Did you put... 81 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,660 cream in this coffee? 82 00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:41,440 I sure did. Is there a problem there, honeybee? Oh, honeybee giraffe. 83 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,760 I'm gonna kill you, bitch! 84 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,200 I'm gonna kill you! 85 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,080 I'm gonna kill you! 86 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,700 Persephone had this. 87 00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:06,250 Really short fuse. 88 00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:13,530 When it came to getting what she wanted, she would ask once, polite -like, but 89 00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:20,270 if she had to ask twice... I'm going to 90 00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:22,330 tell my wife I love her. 91 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:01,180 Outside diner just south of Houston, Miss Schnittlefitch run amok, 92 00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:03,220 local townsfolk in a brawl gone bad. 93 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,860 I have with me the owner of the diner, Mom Callahan. 94 00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:10,860 Mom Callahan, can you tell me what made Miss Schnittlefitch go crazy? 95 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,440 Something about some soy sauce or something. 96 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:15,880 Soy sauce? 97 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:21,720 Yeah, she wanted a tall glass of it, and when I wouldn't give it to her, she 98 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,120 just up and went all kerplooey on us, Chuck. 99 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,230 Actually, my name is William. 100 00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:28,330 Sure it is. 101 00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:33,110 But for what I'm about to say, Chuck sounds better. 102 00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:34,910 Which is? 103 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,270 Hey Chuck, you wanna fuck? 104 00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:40,090 Back to you, Cornelia. 105 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,480 Oh, mommy. 106 00:23:58,980 --> 00:23:59,980 Oh, 107 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,380 mommy. Oh, mommy. 108 00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,920 Oh. Oh. 109 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,400 Oh. 110 00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:12,420 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 111 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,720 Oh. 112 00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:44,540 Yeah. 113 00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:47,140 Oh, 114 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,740 yeah. You like that? 115 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Where are you hiding that from? 116 00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:52,580 Come on. 117 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,600 Huh? Yeah, take a look. 118 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,200 Yeah. 119 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:18,900 Nice. 120 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,140 Time to replace those windows. 121 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,520 I know, honey. 122 00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:38,300 Come on, Mama. 123 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:40,420 Show Daddy what you got. 124 00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:57,670 You like that? 125 00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:18,370 Dirty cock, huh? 126 00:26:33,740 --> 00:26:35,200 Very bad cock. Oh, yeah. 127 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,440 Yeah, spankable. 128 00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:39,720 That's it. Yeah, spankable. 129 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:41,020 There you go. 130 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:42,820 Oh, yeah. 131 00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:44,420 Oh, mama. 132 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,120 Oh, mama. 133 00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,100 Oh. 134 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,020 Oh. Yeah, yeah. 135 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,360 Stroke that cock. Oh, God. 136 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:54,780 Oh, mama. 137 00:26:55,420 --> 00:27:00,000 You're about good enough to make the one end move. You know what I mean? Yeah. 138 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,760 You like that? 139 00:28:25,340 --> 00:28:26,340 Thank you. 140 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:57,840 was not on the menu. 141 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:03,920 Welcome here any time, honey. 142 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,800 Well, I had to get this section here somewhere. 143 00:32:07,580 --> 00:32:09,180 What kind of flick you think this is? 144 00:32:09,580 --> 00:32:10,920 This ain't no decorating show. 145 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:14,700 You're nuts. 146 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:42,360 I just wish you had told me it was going to be one of these stream -of 147 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:47,020 -consciousness, LSD -influenced porno flicks instead of leading me on like it 148 00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:50,060 was a biker flick. I mean, I got better things to do, you know. 149 00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:51,980 Sorry. 150 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,840 Here. 151 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,500 Have a lollipop. 152 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,560 Thanks. 153 00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:00,460 Don't make a demon. 154 00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:09,140 Mmm, cherry. 155 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:17,180 So, tell me how this girl got to be this way. What was it? 156 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,220 Environment, DNA, what? 157 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,160 Ah, yes. 158 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,180 Nature versus nurture. 159 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:24,620 The age -old question. 160 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:30,740 Well, it seems old P had a bit of a turning of the worm about her 18th 161 00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:36,760 while she was still living with her mom and her mom's boyfriend. 162 00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:44,720 Carlos. Come on, darling. You've got that tofu frosting that you like and 163 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,500 everything. Make your wish. 164 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,360 I don't know what to wish for. 165 00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:51,040 How about health and happiness? 166 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,340 That's what the Dalai Lama would do. 167 00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:56,620 Oh, you and your Dalai Lama. 168 00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,160 Oh, 169 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,460 now be a good girl, honey. Come on, blow out the candles. 170 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,800 All right. 171 00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:11,380 Man, she's 18 now. Show her some respect. 172 00:34:11,739 --> 00:34:13,580 Well, that cake's not eating itself. 173 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:17,139 All right, honey, what'd you wish for? 174 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:25,020 I wish that the two of you would live happily 175 00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:26,020 ever after. 176 00:34:28,179 --> 00:34:30,860 Why is that sweet? 177 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,460 All right, so what do you say we dig into this cake? 178 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:44,320 That was about the time old P started thinking about finding a way out of that 179 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,320 cuckoo's nest. 180 00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:48,460 By any means necessary. 181 00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:33,750 No! 182 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,440 I'm sorry. 183 00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:54,250 Oh, God, man. 184 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,160 Ugh. 185 00:44:58,730 --> 00:44:59,730 Fuck yeah. 186 00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:13,440 She's really a beaut now, ain't she? 187 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,260 She's my pride and joy. 188 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,640 I don't know what I'd do if somebody up in Uganda was my dearly beloved. 189 00:46:22,060 --> 00:46:23,660 Kind of like losing a child or something. 190 00:46:25,300 --> 00:46:29,200 Kind of how your mom would feel if you just up and left for no good reason. 191 00:46:29,540 --> 00:46:31,760 It's not like I don't have a good reason, Carlos, okay? 192 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:34,800 Well, sure you do. 193 00:46:37,100 --> 00:46:38,360 Want to go for a ride and tell me? 194 00:46:40,650 --> 00:46:41,870 You sure are dressed for it. 195 00:46:57,070 --> 00:46:58,590 Sure is a pretty night, huh? 196 00:46:59,470 --> 00:47:00,470 Yeah, whatever. 197 00:47:02,770 --> 00:47:06,290 You know, the Dalai Lama talks about how most human suffering comes from wanting 198 00:47:06,290 --> 00:47:09,630 and wishing to what you don't have instead of appreciating what you do. 199 00:47:10,779 --> 00:47:12,120 Like them stars up there. 200 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,120 To me, that's all the beauty I could ever ask for. 201 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:16,720 Right up over me. 202 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,780 Free for the asking, and all you gotta do is look. 203 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:25,920 This kind of thinking comes in pretty handy as you get older, and things like 204 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,660 this turn out less and less like you wish they would. 205 00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:32,140 Older? Carlos, what do you mean? You're two years older than me. 206 00:47:32,460 --> 00:47:34,160 It's not like you're my dad or something. 207 00:47:34,660 --> 00:47:39,140 Well, just because I ain't got the title, don't mean I don't care. 208 00:47:40,770 --> 00:47:42,830 You take care of yourself out there, P. 209 00:47:44,090 --> 00:47:46,890 Life's going to go on whether you go out and join a circus or not. 210 00:47:47,110 --> 00:47:49,070 So you just take care of yourself out there, P. 211 00:47:49,570 --> 00:47:50,570 Aw. 212 00:47:51,430 --> 00:47:52,570 Thanks, Carlos. 213 00:47:52,890 --> 00:47:55,450 You know, you're not really such a bad guy. 214 00:47:55,670 --> 00:47:57,070 You eat like a pig. 215 00:47:57,490 --> 00:47:58,990 But you're not such a bad guy. 216 00:47:59,650 --> 00:48:00,670 Just so you know. 217 00:48:01,330 --> 00:48:02,330 Aw. 218 00:48:02,930 --> 00:48:03,930 Thanks. 219 00:48:04,050 --> 00:48:05,670 That means oceans to me, babe. 220 00:48:06,090 --> 00:48:09,370 But you know, we better get out of here before Mom calls the cops. or something. 221 00:48:10,450 --> 00:48:14,270 At one point, I think we ran off to Vegas and eloped or nothing. 222 00:48:15,150 --> 00:48:17,390 Yeah, no, we wouldn't want that, no, would we? 223 00:48:17,630 --> 00:48:18,630 Mm -mm. 224 00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:22,390 Wow, you, uh, want me to make you cum or something? 225 00:48:23,510 --> 00:48:24,510 All right. 226 00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:05,940 Yes. 227 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,520 Thank you. 228 00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:21,170 which is the thing. 229 01:00:52,589 --> 01:00:57,710 What the... Mom? 230 01:01:01,130 --> 01:01:02,530 And 231 01:01:02,530 --> 01:01:08,610 with that, 232 01:01:08,770 --> 01:01:14,740 old... P got the freedom she was hoping for, but not at all how she was hoping 233 01:01:14,740 --> 01:01:15,740 to be. 234 01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,900 And that was that. 235 01:01:21,420 --> 01:01:23,060 She's been running ever since. 236 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,200 Where is she going? 237 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:43,740 Oh, I forgot to tell you. 238 01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:45,120 The cops are here. 239 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:49,400 That's it? 240 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:50,600 That's the end of the story? 241 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:52,560 That's not hard. 242 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,280 That's not hard. This is weird. 243 01:01:54,860 --> 01:01:57,960 No, it ain't the end of the story, you jack -in -the -crack. 244 01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:00,320 We're almost out of tape. 245 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:04,720 Well, if they don't get one more aspect in here before they finish this sucker 246 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:08,150 up. That pig -eating fool behind the camera there ain't going to have enough 247 01:02:08,150 --> 01:02:09,990 footage to finish his here picture show. 248 01:02:10,710 --> 01:02:11,910 So what's she going to do? 249 01:02:12,330 --> 01:02:13,330 What's she going to do? 250 01:02:13,510 --> 01:02:15,350 Do something and then make her get away? 251 01:02:16,570 --> 01:02:17,570 I could live with that. 252 01:02:18,410 --> 01:02:19,410 Sounds pretty good here. 253 01:03:09,260 --> 01:03:10,260 Okay. 254 01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:45,880 What happens now? 255 01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:49,800 Well, I guess everyone has to go out and pick up episode number two to find out. 256 01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:52,340 Cop out. 257 01:11:52,620 --> 01:11:53,620 Oh, come on. 258 01:11:53,820 --> 01:11:55,300 There's something to look forward to. 259 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:59,180 Here. Make you feel better? Have another lollipop. 260 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:03,000 Now say goodnight, Herman. 261 01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:04,280 Goodnight, Herman. 262 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,340 You want to grab a burger or something? 263 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:07,860 Yeah, that sounds good. 17749