Original subtitles

mirai gensei tsuka no ma no ai wa setsuna sugiru

Love is too sad in a fleeting moment, now or ever

未来 現世 束の間の愛は切なすぎる

mamoraretai dakishimetai doushite?

I want to be protected, I want to be held... Why?

守られたい 抱きしめたい どうして？

tada chiisana hana kaze ni utare tobasarenai you ni ne

Little flower, be sure you don't get blown away by the wind

ただ小さな花 風に打たれ 飛ばされないようにね

kono mi wa towa no tabibito

I'm eternally a traveler

この身は永久の旅人

Last vision for last

All day long

kuchizusamu

I mumble

口ずさむ

tanjyun na

Simple

単純な

omoiyari

Consideration

思いやり

Send me truth

nukumori wo dare to wakatsu no?

Who will you share your warmth with?

温もりを誰と分かつの？

midasareta yume no himitsu wo kaeshite

Give me back the secrets of this disordered dream

乱された夢の 秘密を返して

kokoro de nagashita namida no aji

The taste of tears flowing in my heart

心で流した涙の味

tsumetai razuberi- ni

As if to a cold raspberry...

冷たいラズベリ に

HURFDURFーHURFDURF

hirihiri to amai yo...

it's sweet and stings...

ひりひりと甘いよ…

yakusoku shita hazu

We were supposed to have promised

約束したはず

Hey!

matte tsuka no ma no ai wa setsunakute

Wait! Love is sad in a fleeting moment

待って 束の間の愛は切なくて

mamoraretai dakishimetai doushite?

I want to be protected, I want to be held... Why?

守られたい 抱きしめたい どうして？

ano kirei na hana arashi no naka

That pretty flower in the storm

あのきれいな花 嵐の中

chirasarenai you ni to

Saying "please don't let it scatter",

散らされないようにと

furueru koe ga kienai

that shaking voice won't disappear

震える声が消えない

Kanetsugu

Why is she here?

No clue...

That's the clumsy girl who got eaten at the beach!

It took you that long?

Ow...

Good morning!

We thought you ran away. What are you doing here?

Surprised? The Warrior of Love, Naoe Kanetsugu, is now going to use this location as her base of operations-

Why did Onii-sama make you assault Muneakira?

Why can Onii-sama control that familiar?!

How much does Onii-sama know about us?!

Hurry up and spit it out!

She seems like an underling.

I am not an underling!

But still...

It doesn't seem like you know anything...

You did fail the mission you were given, too.

The underling of all underlings.

No, she's not an underling!

She's a pawn.

I'm amazed you even know that word.

Yesterday, Yukki said that Kanetsugu is a clumsy pawn.

I am not clumsy nor a pawn!

I threw away Tokugawa Yoshihiko.

I can't let you misunderstand that part.

It seems like she's truly clumsy.

Anyway! From today on, I will be keeping watch over the sex-crazed demon, Yagyuu Muneakira!

Here?!

Of course.

Goodie!

I'm against it.

I can't let such a dangerous person near Ohii-sama.

It's not that I don't understand your concern...

But what Kanetsugu says is probably not a lie.

Of course! I hate jellyfish and lies!

She's a nitwit, after all. She can't perform such clever tricks.

But if something happened to Ohii-sama...

Don't worry.

I'm already a master samurai. I can protect myself even without you.

But...

Calm down. When things get rough, I'll be the one protecting you.

Onii-chan, please! Jyuubei will take care of her.

This one barks pretty well, so we could at least use her as a guard dog.

What's with this dog treatment?

Jyuubei will feed her and take her on walks too!

All right, fine.

Whoopie!

Good for you, Gutsugutsu-san!

Gutsugutsu? What is that, a boiling pot?

It's your nickname, Gutsugutsu-san.

It's kind of difficult to say Naoe Tsugutsugu, isn't it?

They're both wrong!

It's Kanetsugu!

Well then, let's end the stupidity and get to the main point.

You were able to analyze that data?

Of course, with my skills it was easy...

Though I am lacking a little sleep.

These were in Onii-sama's files?

Though they're only fragments.

While copying them from the server at the villa, most of the data was destroyed.

This is how much I've managed to restore.

"Demon God: The one whose name shall not be uttered..."

What's this about?

I don't know.

But Tokugawa Yoshihiko has to be planning something devious.

This audio clip is the most disturbing of them all.

What was that creepy voice?

Yoshihiko-sama's voice...?

No, it's not Onii-sama's voice.

I know it.

Jyuubei-san?

I know that voice.

Really, Jyuubei?

Where did you hear it?

Whose voice is it?

Awaken

Awaken

Jyuubei-san?

Please get a hold of yourself, Jyuubei-san!

Your Master

Your Master

Are you all right, Jyuubei?

Who is that voice?

I don't know!

What's with that old-fashioned stumbling?

You were still there?

I can help you decrypt that if you wish.

You can understand what it's saying?

Why should I hide it? I, Naoe Kanetsugu, have passed the 4th-rank English Proficiency Examination!

The 4th-rank English Proficiency Exam...?

I thought everyone gets that in middle school...

Amazing!

Gutsugutsu-san, you're amazing! You can speak English!

It seems as though you finally understand how amazing I am.

It's Latin.

I'm saying this audio data has a pronounciation scheme similar to Latin.

L-Latin?

So, what language is that?

On top of that, it's encrypted.

So we will assume this audio data is in Latin, and replace it with words that have the closest pronounciation.

We'll put that through a translator.

"The time hath reached its peak and God's land approaches."

"Thou shalt reform thyselves and believe in the Gospel..."

It's a statement that was written in a gospel of a forbidden religion.

A forbidden gospel?

Why is that in Yoshihiko-sama's data...?

That's what I can't figure out...

Oh no, the clothes are hanging outside!

You had better not get my kimono wet!

Yes ma'am!

Poke poke.

That hurt!

Shut up!

What are you doing?!

Will you be quiet?!

Gutsugutsu-san, are you okay?

Idiots won't die from just that.

Come on, let's continue.

Yes ma'am.

Now it'll be a little quieter.

Muneakira, just leave that thing alone.

But we took so long to fix the wall...!

It's raining...

Hey! That's my cottage!

Christ, you're loud.

Senhime-san, let's sleep together!

And why do I have to sleep in this dog house?

Ohii-sama has changed quite a bit since they came here.

She's changed so much since then...

Now that I think of it, it was also raining on the day we first met.

Ten Years Ago

Ten Years Ago

This is Tokugawa Senhime-sama, who has transferred from Ooedo.

You are in charge of protecting Senhime-sama as of today.

Please stay by Senhime-sama's side from now on.

Y-Yes sir!

Hanzou. I want you to accept another position on top of protecting Senhime-sama.

I want you to become Senhime-sama's friend at school.

Senhime-sama's friend at school...

Hanzou, being the same age as her, you can become a true friend to her.

That is what I believe.

I can... become a true friend...

Did you see that princess from the main lineage?

I got a glimpse, but she's giving off a bad aura, just like the rumors said.

Well, it's best to not get involved with her.

This girl...

She's that Princess Tokugawa's...

If there's something you want to say, I think you should be frank in doing so...

Huh?

I don't think talking behind someone's back is-

You're thinking the same way, aren't you?

I don't think-

Stop acting up, you're our junior!

Wow, you think you can protect the princess like that?

If you tell on us, we won't let you get away with it.

Let's go, she doesn't have that kind of courage anyway.

At that moment, I made a decision...

To become stronger and protect Senhime-sama... and stay by her side, no matter what.

Yet now, she has so many friends...

Perhaps my role is over as well.

Let's go together, Hanzou-san!

J-Jyuubei-sa-

Today's a good day.

Now that Gutsugutsu-san's living with us, things will just get even more fun!

Jyuubei-san, aren't you sad?

Do you not want to be with Muneakira-san alone?

I do, but...

Jyuubei wants to do it with everyone!

When everyone's together, I'm happy because I get to see a lot of different sides to Onii-chan.

I see.

That's a happy thing, right?

Of course.

Nice and warm...

What?

Jyuubei-san!

Who are you? Show yourself now!

You aren't getting away after doing that to Jyuubei-san!

Detection Mode

Detection Mode

You can't hide from me!

Detection Mode

Detection Mode

Detection Mode

Detection Mode

Detection Mode

Target Detected

Target Detected

Target Detected

Target Detected

Target Detected

Target Detected

Wh-What in the world is that?

Hanzou-san, what's wrong?!

Muneakira-san, it's an enemy!

Jyuubei-san was assaulted!

What?!

Are you all right, Jyuubei?!

Is she hurt?

She's just lost consciousness.

The enemy!

Where's the enemy, Hanzou-san?

I don't know, but an invisible enemy was here for sure!

An invisible enemy?

That voice is...

Matabei-san!

Immovable Wall!

You coward, show yourself!

Yukimura!

Matabei-san!

Are you all right?!

Matabei-san!

She's just unconscious.

Get in the field, hurry!

Jyuubei was also hit.

She isn't injured, but she won't wake up!

The enemy probably used a spell that won't let them wake up.

Yukimura, are you hurt?

I let down my guard because I was lacking sleep.

I was able to put up this field, but...

I don't know how long I can keep it up.

Hanzou-san, where's the enemy?

I've been searching but it doesn't seem to be here.

Ohii-sama!

She said she was going to sleep early...

Don't, it's dangerous to go alone!

Ohii-sama.

Hanzou, what is that?

I don't know.

All I know is that it's an invisible enemy.

An invisible enemy?

It's not here...

Detection Mode

Detection Mode

If it was able to avoid the shuriken that easily...

Even if I found it, I wouldn't be able to match its speed.

Are you all right? Hanzou-san, Senhime-sama!

Yes.

What about everyone?

Ambushed, some injured.

Are they all right?!

They're being protected by Yukimura's field right now, but it won't last long.

Then we just have to defeat it here.

Graceful Elegance!

Tokugawa Sen

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Hanzou, let us know when you see the enemy.

Yes ma'am.

Senhime-sama, why don't you wear the glasses?

It'd be of no use.

Those glasses are specially made and optimized for Hanzou.

Here it comes!

There's a heat signature approaching the kitchen!

Now!

Lightning Flash!

What are you doing?!

Do you want to die?!

I was just going to complain about keeping me awake...

Ohii-sama, please move away!

She may be the enemy!

You're still doubting her?

How horrible!

Wait, why are you doubting me?

There's no way this girl would be the mastermind.

B-But...

Behind you, Ohii-sama!

Kanetsugu, are you hurt?

I-I'm all right.

Lightning Flash!

Lightning Flash

Lightning Flash

Did she kill it?

No...

Move!

Everyone, go out to the courtyard!

The enemy just went that way though.

I have an idea.

Believe in me!

Hey, Muneakira!

Ohii-sama, please wait!

Please wait for me!

We're going towards the enemy? Are you high?

I saw it for just a moment.

The enemy's form came up from the deflected rain.

I see, if we can see it then there's no problem.

I found the enemy!

It's smart.

It's staying at a safe distance, waiting for the rain to stop.

There will be no chance of winning once the rain stops.

Besides, Yukimura-san's field won't last.

What should we do?!

The rain might stop!

Hanzou.

Kiss Muneakira.

Why such a lewd act right now?!

Shut up!

Once the rain stops, you'll be the only one who can see that enemy.

But...

To defeat that thing...

Hanzou-san has to become a master samurai.

Let's kiss.

I'll be able to protect Ohii-sama if I become a master samurai...

We don't have time to dawdle around, hurry up and kiss Muneakira.

Yes ma'am!

Do it while I can still see the enemy...

Hanzou-san... here we go.

All right.

A-Actually...

No!

I'm sorry Muneakira-san, but Ohii-sama is the only general for me!

What the hell are you doing, idiot!

Why are you babbling in the middle of a fight?!

If you keep screwing around, the enemy will-

This isn't good, the rain's stopped!

Watch out, Muneakira-san!

Muneakira!

My cottage!

Get out of the way!

Ohii-sama, it's not here anymore.

Muneakira, Muneakira! Get a hold of yourself!

What should we do? The kiss machine died!

He's just unconscious.

If you keep kidding around, I'll kill you!

Muneakira please, wake up!

Muneakira!

What are we going to do? Now you can't become a master samurai!

I have to do something...

Yes,

that day I decided in my heart...

I'll become strong...

No matter what, I'll protect Ohii-sama...

I'll protect Senhime-sama!

Lesser being that hides in the shadows...

I will not allow further absurdity in front of Senhime-sama!

Hanzou, what are you doing?

I will put my life on the line to defeat you!

Get back, Hanzou! You must not move away from me!

Ohii-sama, I will stop it here.

Please kill it.

Spiral Chains

Spiral Chains

Spiral Chains!

You fell for it.

I may not be able to hurt you, but I can stop you!

Hanzou!

Ohii-sama, now!

Slice this enemy with me!

What are you saying?! I can't do that!

You're my-

You don't need someone guarding you anymore!

Hanzou...

Please... Ohii-sama, there's no more time!

What are you going to do?!

Kanetsugu, you're helping me!

Are you really...?

Ohii-sama,

I was...

I was...

I was very happy to serve you...

Kanetsugu, now!

I can see it!

Blasting Flash!

Blasting Flash

Blasting Flash

Hanzou!

Hanzou, get a hold of yourself.

Ohii-sama...

You wouldn't be able to tell which one's the guard now...

You total idiot!

You're not that worthless of an existence to me.

Since that day ten years ago...!

Ohii-sama...

What am I supposed to do if you go away?

Who's going to save me?

Who's going to protect me?

Who's going to be my friend?!

Try doing the same thing again.

I won't let you get away with it.

Yes ma'am, I'm very sorry.

Sheesh, what's their relationship with each other?

A general and warrior,

and perhaps best friends.

You revived!

The spell broke.

It's thanks to those two defeating the enemy.

Three!

Without my help, we wouldn't have won!

Really?

Onii-chan!

Jyuubei!

Yukimura!

Matabei-san!

Whoa, Jyuubei's doggy house is gone!

No, I am my cottage!

Wow, you can speak English!

That was incorrect...

Yes, we can!

Shut up!

Can't you guys be quiet? It's a nice scene!

Hanzou, kill them all.

What? But I'm hurt-

You can't follow my orders?!

Hyakka Ryouran: Samurai Girls

Episode Seven

The Shadow Covering Great Japan

The Shadow Covering Great Japan

sesse

せっせ

dare no tame deshou ka?

Who could it be for?

誰のためでしょうか？

tsukinai koi no shoutai

The true form of this endless love

尽きない恋の正体

koi wa sesse

Hurry for love

恋はせっせ

ureshi hazukashuute

It makes me so happy but embarrassed

嬉し恥ずかせうて

koyoi wa suki houdai

Tonight you can do as you wish

今宵は好き放題

koi wa sesse

Hurry for love

恋はせっせ

chikara wo kudasai an an ando nanka

Give me strength, try an-an-and

力をください あんあんアンドなんか

dou yo?

How about it?

どうよ？

kore wa setsunai kiri nai girigiri ai no uta

This is a heart-rending never-ending barely safe love song

これは切ない きり無い ギリギリ愛の唄

Jyuubei's...

Jyuubei's...

Doggy house...

Doggy house...

kuchi utsushi no yume wo nonde ne

Drink my dream, from my mouth to yours

口移しの夢を飲んでね

yume kibun de horeru ya

I'll fall in love if I keep feeling like I'm in a dream

夢気分で惚れるや

hitori naganagashiki yoru ni hatsunetsu shitai no

I want to get feverish by myself in the long, long night

一人長々しき夜に発熱したいの

dokudanjyou dokusen wa kariudo no takeri

Monopolizing the stage will give you a taste of a hunter's fervor

独壇場 独占は狩人の猛り

kite kite

Come here, come here

来て 来て

tsukamaete tsukamaete yokubou ga mitai no

Catch me, catch me, I want to see your desires

捕まえて 捕まえて 欲望が見たいの

mata tooryanse ikkanse motomete mo muda yo

Come through again, go again, it's useless to seek

また通りゃんせ 行っかんせ 求めても無駄よ

toosenai

I can't let you through

通せない

koi sesse yoi yoi yoi saa

Fall in love, here here here, come on

恋せっせ よいよいよい さあ

doushite?

Why?

どうして？

kokoro ga hora douri jyanai

Your heart isn't always reasonable

心が ほら道理じゃない

datte mo totte mo nai

There's no reason, it's just because

だってもとっても無い

hontou ni hontou wa uso nano

To be honest, it's actually a lie

本当に本当は嘘なの

gomen

Sorry

ゴメン

Next Time

Next Time

How many functions do your glasses have, Hanzou-san?

About 300, I suppose.

That many?!

It has zoom, heat vision, and night vision, of course.

But it can also do searches and scout the power level of enemies.

On top of that it has a digital camera, a GPS, and blocks 99% of UV rays!

But doesn't it cost a lot?

But wait! You can get these now for only 19,800 yen, including shipping and handling!

And, the Tokugawa household will pay the tax!

Jyuubei wants one too!

Next Time, Hyakka Ryouran: Slave of Kisses

Slave of Kisses

Slave of Kisses

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