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No Regret of Corporeal Life!

Sanada Yukimura, descending!

Amazing, Yukimura-sama!

That's so cool!

As you can see, once someone forms a contract with the general, she can become a master samurai of her own will.

There's no such thing as a sudden change in personality, and you remain conscious.

And...

When she transforms, the general's body... can still move.

Yes. That is the form of a contract that is widely known, the normal relationship between a general and samurai.

Speaking of which, Jyuubei.

Say your keyword.

Keyword?

In my case, "No Regret of Corporeal Life" is mine.

No Regret of Corporeal Life

No Regret of Corporeal Life

If it's for the sake of others, I will not regret hurting my body or losing my life.

Those words define what I live by.

By saying those words out loud, I can easily focus my spirit and flip on my switch for transforming into a master samurai.

No Regret...

Of Corporeal Life!

Fool!

What's the point if you don't say your motto?

Motto?

Words that you live by, and that you always think of.

Words that you like, Jyuubei.

Oh! "Barbecue Beef Set"!

Not really like barbecue beef set...

"Boiled Seasoned Mackerel Set".

Can you try something other than set meals?

Then...

Almond Jelly, Aiyu Jelly!

Fool!

Is food the only thing in your head?

But... But...

Do you like any words other than food names?

Oh! "Eat Well, Sleep Well"!

That's fine for now.

All right, here I go then!

One, two... Eat Well, Sleep Well!

Huh? Wait, what?

Eat Well, Sleep Well!

Jyuubei-san, are you all right?

Muneakira.

You may not kiss any other girls from now on.

Yeah, I know.

My power is full of mysteries. I need to be careful dealing with-

That's not it!

What do you mean?

Well...

Whatever!

Yukimura?

Yukimura!

Wait a moment.

I said whatever!

mirai gensei tsuka no ma no ai wa setsuna sugiru

Love is too sad in a fleeting moment, now or ever

未来 現世 束の間の愛は切なすぎる

mamoraretai dakishimetai doushite?

I want to be protected, I want to be held... Why?

守られたい 抱きしめたい どうして？

tada chiisana hana kaze ni utare tobasarenai you ni ne

Little flower, be sure you don't get blown away by the wind

ただ小さな花 風に打たれ 飛ばされないようにね

kono mi wa towa no tabibito

I'm eternally a traveler

この身は永久の旅人

Last vision for last

All day long

kuchizusamu

I mumble

口ずさむ

tanjyun na

Simple

単純な

omoiyari

Consideration

思いやり

Send me truth

nukumori wo dare to wakatsu no?

Who will you share your warmth with?

温もりを誰と分かつの？

midasareta yume no himitsu wo kaeshite

Give me back the secrets of this disordered dream

乱された夢の 秘密を返して

kokoro de nagashita namida no aji

The taste of tears flowing in my heart

心で流した涙の味

tsumetai razuberi- ni

As if to a cold raspberry...

冷たいラズベリ に

HURFDURFーHURFDURF

hirihiri to amai yo...

it's sweet and stings...

ひりひりと甘いよ…

yakusoku shita hazu

We were supposed to have promised

約束したはず

Hey!

matte tsuka no ma no ai wa setsunakute

Wait! Love is sad in a fleeting moment

待って 束の間の愛は切なくて

mamoraretai dakishimetai doushite?

I want to be protected, I want to be held... Why?

守られたい 抱きしめたい どうして？

ano kirei na hana arashi no naka

That pretty flower in the storm

あのきれいな花 嵐の中

chirasarenai you ni to

Saying "please don't let it scatter",

散らされないようにと

furueru koe ga kienai

that shaking voice won't disappear

震える声が消えない

Paris, France

Paris, France

Sen-hime is protecting Sanada Yukimura.

Probably.

It's just Academy City. It's hard to believe they haven't been caught for an entire month.

Besides, Sen sure was doubtful when I lied to her about their involvement with the Spirited Away Incident.

Will you return to Great Japan?

I still have mountains of foreign relations homework.

So, I decided to send in a spy.

She's a hillbilly samurai who swore total allegiance to the Tokugawa shogunate despite our condition in this era.

She'll listen to anything I say.

Fortunately, she is also Sanada Yukimura's childhood friend.

I'll make her slip into the dojo, posing as Yukimura's friend;

she'll investigate and report what's happening there.

Whoa.

Wh-What's happening?!

Excuse me. Was my knock a little too violent?

Who in the world...?

Ohii-sama, please stay back.

Who might you be?

Could you be...?!

Love

Love

Love

Love

Love

Love

I live for love and follow its guidance!

Love

Love

Love

People call me The Warrior of Love, Naoe Kanetsugu!

We meet again. I haven't forgotten my grudge against you from that time!

Grudge?

Sanada Yukimura right there is a horrible person who socially murdered a certain girl!

You take those words back!

Yukimura is...?

What in the world did she do?

Is that person Yukki's guest?

Yukimura.

Ten Years Ago

Yonezawa

Yukimura-san, stop it please.

If you sit down right there, you'll be punished by the gods.

Your rear's going to rot and fall off!

That's why you're hopeless.

Listen, all right?

Gods are living inside of those who believe in them.

These are just a physical form of them.

This guardian deity, Kanetsugu, is the one protecting Yonezawa.

In other words, since I'm a foreigner I won't be punished.

Your rear's the one that will rot!

How about it? Has your butt started rotting?

Well, I can take a look if you want me to.

H-How is it? Yukimura-san?

Things are looking pretty hopeless.

I'm sorry, gods!

Please forgive me!

Yukimura-san, what should I do?

Let's see here...

When these things happen, you should use a spell to ward off bad luck.

You should pee on this.

Pee?

Yeah.

It's a very old spell known for warding off bad luck.

Well, believe it or don't. It's your choice.

Okay.

But it's embarrassing, so will you not look?

Sure thing.

PLEASE STOP IT!

How long are you planning to continue this perverted flashback?

You sure are naive.

The really perverted part is just beginning.

Yukki's friend-san likes perverted stories!

Wasn't this a story of social murder?

It swells.

When you pour pee on a worm, it tries to defend itself by shooting body fluid.

When that sticks on your delicate parts...

Since it was that area I couldn't even scratch it, so I suffered for three days and nights!

Since that day, I've been the laughing stock of Yonezawa, with people calling me worm-swell and Itchy-chan!

By the time the itching stopped, you'd already returned to Shinshuu!

It's your fault for being unable to differentiate between religion and science.

I taught you that you can't continue to live with that mindset.

Are you planning to just blow it off?!

Did you come all the way from Yonezawa just to get revenge?

Besides, how did you know that Yukimura's here?

This isn't good.

Yoshihiko-sama had commanded me to assume the position of a friend and secretly investigate them.

It seems like she's at a loss for words.

Suspicious.

Oh, well you see...

Since I was in the area, I decided to stop by to give a present to Muneakira-sama.

Eyes Full of Doubt....

And then when I visited the dojo, I happened to bump into a familiar face...

Eyes Full of Doubt....

Eyes Full of Doubt....

Eyes Full of Doubt....

Eyes Full of Doubt....

Right, after you destroyed the gate without any warning?

What are you hiding?

Go back to Yonezawa.

I'm part of an event that concerns the entire country.

I don't have the time to play with a child like you.

A ch-child?!

Yukimura!!!

You savage!

Prepare yourself!

What was that power...?

I repeat: I don't have time to be playing with a child like you.

Go home before you get hurt!

A child? Don't make me laugh!

It's quite apparent that I heavily dominate you in both height and breast size!

I dare you say that again.

I'll say it as much as you like!

Flat-chested strategist!

You and your straight, flat chest.

If I had a chest like that, I'd get so weak that I'd want to die!

Oh but don't worry, it's all right.

There are gentlemen in this world who like those kinds of girls!

Th-This isn't good!

What's wrong, guys?

It'd be nice if you found someone like that.

Since you have breasts as flat and vertical as a cliff at the water's edge!

What is this refreshing feeling?

It's like my grudge from so long ago is disappearing into the blue sky!

No Regret... of Corporeal Life!

Kanetsugu!

She went flying.

She actually flew away...

Yukimura-sama!

Yukimura-sama, are you all right?

Yukimura!

Are you hurt?

Don't make a fuss.

I'm just not used to using my power.

I'm carrying you to the detached rooms.

Foolish man, let me down!

I told you that you have to take care of your body at least a little.

Promise me that you won't ever use your power excessively.

Bath Occupied

If I would... just kiss with Muneakira...

I-If you take it the wrong way I won't forgive you.

This contract is to save the country.

There's no deeper meaning-

I understand.

But to be able to make the contract with Senhime-sama...

I'm happy that my only dream is coming true.

Muneakira...

Why can't I transform?

It's because you're a special being, Senhime-sama.

It seems as though we must take the contract one step further.

Is it all right?

No, don't!

Muneakira!

Wha-

Why the hell are you here?!

Bath Occupied

Hanzou!

Why the hell is Jyuubei in there?!

I-I asked you multiple times, but since you wouldn't reply and would just smile...

I-I just thought that meant it was okay-

Death penalty!

N-No way!

Bath Occupied

Stare...

What?

Senhime-sama, why don't you kiss with Onii-chan?

Kis- Like I could do that.

More like I don't really want to anyway.

Isn't it normal to want to kiss with someone you like?

Probably, for uncivilized animals, that is.

But aristocrats like me can't-

You wouldn't understand.

That sounds like it's complicated.

But if Onii-chan and Senhime-san will get together, Jyuubei will cheer for you two!

B-But then...

Yup, so not all at once.

It's okay if it's little by little.

I couldn't-

You can do it, if it's with Onii-chan!

Senhime-sama and Yukki and Jyuubei... even all three of us at once.

Contact between the sexes is only allowed up to light hugging during a folk dance!

And yet how can this be?

A threesome?!

Even if relationships between the sexes may be friendly, lustful ones are NG!

Who's there?

Is someone there?

No there isn't!

Oh. Seems like nobody's there.

Seems suspicious. Was I just imagining things?

I got it now! To defeat Yagyuu Muneakira, the perverted beast...

That's my true mission!

Someone's definitely there!

Is someone actually there?

If you're not there, then please say you aren't!

As if they would!

But they answered last time.

Huh?!

It's no use. I can't concentrate.

Why do I have the power to change them into master samurai?

Wait.

Master samurai?

Just as I thought.

The victims of the Spirited Away Incident are the children of families that have produced master samurai.

Muneakira.

Can I have a moment?

Are you all right now?

Yeah.

I see, thank goodness.

Muneakira.

What?

Do you not like small ones?

I'm not big like Senhime or Jyuubei.

So...

Yukimura.

I thought that I was fine, even if I were small.

I'm a strategist who fights with wits. Size didn't matter.

But!

But...

It's all right.

You'll grow soon.

Grow?

Your height, right?

You fail as a general!

Wh-What is it all of a sudden?

A man who's so slow

that he cannot even understand the feelings of those he kissed and made a contract with...

doesn't have the right to be a general! No right at all!

Yukimura, did you...?

I'm sorry, Yukimura.

I'm a hopeless and horrible man.

I was so selfish that I wasn't able to think of your feelings one bit.

Muneakira, I-

I'll have you stop the absurdity there.

Kanetsugu! Don't you ever give up?!

Whoa, hold your horses.

You aren't my opponent this time.

Yagyuu Muneakira.

Your multiple lewd acts...

Even if the heavens were to forgive them, I, Naoe Kanetsugu, shall not!

In the place of Aizen Myouou, I'll punish you!

What is that idiot saying?

Yagyuu Muneakira, you enemy of women.

I challenge you to a duel.

Muneakira, forget about that idiot!

Muneakira!

So she did return.

Will she ever learn?

Let's all attack at once and get rid of her!

Don't interfere!

I'm the one who she challenged to a duel!

Onii-chan...

There's no need to worry.

Muneakira-san should know her power from the fight at noon.

Yagyuu Muneakira, how lewd of you to have a harem!

I'll correct your corrupt personality with a smash!

Prepare yourself!

Muneakira!

Were you so busy improving your kissing technique...

that you forgot your sword training?

What a pitiful gentleman you are!

Muneakira-san...

Beta-san, Onii-chan's...

Muneakira, stand up!

Why is it? Why?

I'm a hopeless and horrible man.

I was so selfish that I wasn't able to think of your feelings one bit.

Is this all the master of Yagyuu Dojo has to offer?

Stop it!

Stay away!

Not yet.

This is far from the pain Yukimura felt in her heart!

You could have just honestly asked for help.

This is the end!

Stop it!

Stop it...

Kanetsugu...

Muneakira, I didn't want to hurt you.

Yukimura...

I just... I just wanted to say...

I, you know, I...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

If I had known things would end up like this, I wouldn't have kissed you!

Yukki.

Yukimura-sama.

Sheesh. It seems like you finally realized the extent of your sins.

What's so wrong about wanting to kiss the person you love?

Everything about it.

I can't accept that as an answer!

Senhime-sama.

Princess, I take it you are the only one who retains reason in this immoral beast's nest.

Please tell those brutes what morality is;

why men and women are not to kiss on a whim.

Naoe Kanetsugu.

You called yourself "The Warrior of Love".

But you don't know of love, as you've never actually loved someone.

Am I wrong?

Wh-What are you saying?

You would understand if you knew love!

That wanting to kiss someone you love is a natural, noble, and wonderful feeling!

Do you know that, Naoe Kanetsugu?!

W-Well...

Muneakira, these are my true, honest feelings.

No way! Not you too, Senhime-sama!

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S-Senhime-sama...

Graceful Elegance...

Tokugawa Sen descends here!

Ohii-sama, how beautiful!

The duel isn't over yet.

Yagyuu Muneakira, the moment I go easy on you, you even do a lewd act to Senhime-sama!

I won't forgive you now!

I, Tokugawa Sen, will take over in this duel!

I will not hear any objections!

No way...!

Senhime-sama, thank you very much.

You just have to shut up and stay back in these situations!

Figure it out, stupid.

It seems like I need to get a better hold of myself.

I'll be waiting.

She's running away!

With that, I'll let you go for today!

Wait!

You're under arrest for vandalism and multiple counts of trespassing!

I said I'm leaving!

Hey, wait!

Don't follow me!

Hyakka Ryouran: Samurai Girls

Episode Five

The Warrior of Love Appears

The Warrior of Love Appears

sesse

せっせ

dare no tame deshou ka?

Who could it be for?

誰のためでしょうか？

tsukinai koi no shoutai

The true form of this endless love

尽きない恋の正体

koi wa sesse

Hurry for love

恋はせっせ

ureshi hazukashuute

It makes me so happy but embarrassed

嬉し恥ずかせうて

koyoi wa suki houdai

Tonight you can do as you wish

今宵は好き放題

koi wa sesse

Hurry for love

恋はせっせ

chikara wo kudasai an an ando nanka

Give me strength, try an-an-and

力をください あんあんアンドなんか

dou yo?

How about it?

どうよ？

kore wa setsunai kiri nai girigiri ai no uta

This is a heart-rending never-ending barely safe love song

これは切ない きり無い ギリギリ愛の唄

A Frying Pan

A Frying Pan

Wasn't a Good Weapon...

Wasn't a Good Weapon...

kuchi utsushi no yume wo nonde ne

Drink my dream, from my mouth to yours

口移しの夢を飲んでね

yume kibun de horeru ya

I'll fall in love if I keep feeling like I'm in a dream

夢気分で惚れるや

hitori naganagashiki yoru ni hatsunetsu shitai no

I want to get feverish by myself in the long, long night

一人長々しき夜に発熱したいの

dokudanjyou dokusen wa kariudo no takeri

Monopolizing the stage will give you a taste of a hunter's fervor

独壇場 独占は狩人の猛り

kite kite

Come here, come here

来て 来て

tsukamaete tsukamaete yokubou ga mitai no

Catch me, catch me, I want to see your desires

捕まえて 捕まえて 欲望が見たいの

mata tooryanse ikkanse motomete mo muda yo

Come through again, go again, it's useless to seek

また通りゃんせ 行っかんせ 求めても無駄よ

toosenai

I can't let you through

通せない

koi sesse yoi yoi yoi saa

Fall in love, here here here, come on

恋せっせ よいよいよい さあ

doushite?

Why?

どうして？

kokoro ga hora douri jyanai

Your heart isn't always reasonable

心が ほら道理じゃない

datte mo totte mo nai

There's no reason, it's just because

だってもとっても無い

hontou ni hontou wa uso nano

To be honest, it's actually a lie

本当に本当は嘘なの

gomen

Sorry

ゴメン

Next Time

Next Time

Ohii-sama's lips!

Um, Hanzou-san?

This mouth touched Ohii-sama's soft and supple lips!

Don't pull, please!

But if I kiss with Muneakira-san right now, wouldn't it be an indirect kiss with Ohii-sama?!

In that case, I'll ignore the fact that I'm also kissing Muneakira-san.

No, wait. If I later make Muneakira-san a dead man, then that one might not count...

That won't work, it won't!

Next time, Hyakka Ryouran:

Invasion of the Sea Monster

Invasion of the Sea Monster

Invasion of the Sea Monster.

Don't worry, I'll make sure it won't hurt...