Original subtitles

By kissing Muneakira, she becomes a master samurai.

So...

Wait just a moment!

I'm not kissing her because I want to, either!

This solution is just too-

"I can't cast out a girl who lost her memories!" You're the one who said that, Muneakira!

Yeah, but...

I have to accept the fact that Jyuubei is a decent samurai.

Besides, since the Field of Evil Restraint and Destruction didn't work, that means she's not an evil being.

However, that doesn't change the fact that Jyuubei is a dangerous girl.

Fortunately, Jyuubei is completely harmless if she doesn't kiss Muneakira.

In other words, we're safe if you don't kiss her! Understand?

I-I understand.

I object.

If that contract also works with samurai other than Jyuubei...

It'd be a waste to seal away Muneakira's kiss.

Kiss me and turn me into a master samurai!

mirai gensei tsuka no ma no ai wa setsuna sugiru

Love is too sad in a fleeting moment, now or ever

未来 現世 束の間の愛は切なすぎる

mamoraretai dakishimetai doushite?

I want to be protected, I want to be held... Why?

守られたい 抱きしめたい どうして？

tada chiisana hana kaze ni utare tobasarenai you ni ne

Little flower, be sure you don't get blown away by the wind

ただ小さな花 風に打たれ 飛ばされないようにね

kono mi wa towa no tabibito

I'm eternally a traveler

この身は永久の旅人

Last vision for last

All day long

kuchizusamu

I mumble

口ずさむ

tanjyun na

Simple

単純な

omoiyari

Consideration

思いやり

Send me truth

nukumori wo dare to wakatsu no?

Who will you share your warmth with?

温もりを誰と分かつの？

midasareta yume no himitsu wo kaeshite

Give me back the secrets of this disordered dream

乱された夢の 秘密を返して

kokoro de nagashita namida no aji

The taste of tears flowing in my heart

心で流した涙の味

tsumetai razuberi- ni

As if to a cold raspberry...

冷たいラズベリ に

HURFDURFーHURFDURF

hirihiri to amai yo...

it's sweet and stings...

ひりひりと甘いよ…

yakusoku shita hazu

We were supposed to have promised

約束したはず

Hey!

matte tsuka no ma no ai wa setsunakute

Wait! Love is sad in a fleeting moment

待って 束の間の愛は切なくて

mamoraretai dakishimetai doushite?

I want to be protected, I want to be held... Why?

守られたい 抱きしめたい どうして？

ano kirei na hana arashi no naka

That pretty flower in the storm

あのきれいな花 嵐の中

chirasarenai you ni to

Saying "please don't let it scatter",

散らされないようにと

furueru koe ga kienai

that shaking voice won't disappear

震える声が消えない

Y-Y-Y-Y-You Forehead Bitch!

Y-Y-Y-Y-You Forehead Bitch!

Y-Y-Y-Y-You Forehead Bitch!

Y-Y-Y-Y-You Forehead Bitch!

Y-Y-Y-Y-You Forehead Bitch!

How can you even call yourself an indirect descendant of Yamato Nadeshiko?!

Have some shame!

Silence.

The shadow that looms over Great Japan; its threat has not dissipated.

Eventually this country will face its greatest crisis.

What will we need at that time?

The elegance of Yamato Nadeshiko?

The embarrassment of the maiden?

No!

The phenomenal power of the master samurai will save our country!

Am I incorrect?!

Sadly, the number of master samurai protecting Great Japan is dwindling.

So, Tokugawa Sen!

As the princess of the Tokugawa household,

isn't it only appropriate that you at least have the will to volunteer and try kissing Muneakira?

Th-That doesn't mean I can just kiss him!

Well this is a human experiment, in a way.

The contract ritual is a kiss. The general who kissed becomes unable to move.

When one becomes a master samurai, their personality suddenly changes.

All this had been unheard of until now.

What kinds of risks may be hidden within?

Tokugawa Sen, it's not beyond my understanding why you are so afraid of kissing him.

That's not what I'm talking about!

Then what is it?

Th-That's...

Wait a second.

There's something wrong with kissing to become stronger. I feel like I'm betraying myself.

Things like that should be done with your loved one-

You sure sound like a virgin.

Hey, don't say that! You're a girl!

What do you think then, Yukimura?

I-I... don't mind.

It's just a kiss...

I don't want a virgin telling me off!

I just said...!

Master samurai are the property of the shogunate. I won't allow any more actions that may produce other crazed master samurai!

Sanada Yukimura, it seems like I have no choice but to have you leave here.

No way!

I thought you'd say that.

In that case!

I, along with the student council, will stop you from kissing Muneakira no matter what!

Wait a moment, Senhime-sama.

Bring it on!

The Next Morning...

The Next Morning...

Onii-chan, seconds!

What? Yukki ate it all?

Gosh, Yukki, you're such a glutton...

Huh? I thought Yukki went away?

When I woke up from my dream, I was in another dream!

Good night.

I have returned.

Thanks for your assistance, Matabei.

Huh? It's Beta-san.

Good morning, Jyuubei-san.

It's not a dream?!

Shut up!

Onii-chan!

Big news!

Good morning, Jyuubei.

Yukki and Beta-san!

Yeah, I guess it surprised you.

Huh? Onii-chan, you knew?

What are you making a ruckus so early for?

Oh, Senhime-san, Hanzou-san!

Good morning, Jyuubei-san.

A lot of things happened, so Yukimura and Matabei-san will be using the detached rooms.

Yukki and Beta-san will be living here?

For now.

Yay!

Warning!

Warning?

Jyuubei, don't get within three meters of Muneakira. It's forbidden!

Why?

What do you mean "why?" Do you not remember what happened that night?

Nope.

Did Jyuubei do something?

Did you lock the door?

Yes.

All right.

I hope you didn't look suspicious to the person at the book store.

Yes.

I hope you put business books on the top and bottom and made it a sandwich!

Yes.

I hope you cut the receipt and made it seem as if it were for work!

Yes.

This is the last one!

The kiss. Something to be feared.

Just saying "kiss" isn't enough. Their types widely vary and include those such as the french kiss,

deep kiss, bird kiss, pressure kiss, rhythm kiss,

cocktail kiss, throat kiss, searching kiss,

and sky love hurricane kiss.

That was close.

Indeed, it was correct to concede defeat and not kiss right then and there.

I knew that I would need some knowledge beforehand, but I didn't know there was this much...

What about a normal one?

Hm?

Is it not acceptable to do a normal kiss?

Normal?

What is a normal kiss?

Well, normal is normal...

Since the definitions of "normal" and "not normal" differ from person to person,

we have to decide on what "normal" is for ourselves!

Are you nervous?

I am not.

Just a little!

She didn't make a move, did she?

She was probably frightened by Ohii-sama's iron defenses.

Entrance Forbidden

I expected nothing less from Ohii-sama.

No...

She's just scared.

There's no way she could do a kiss so easily.

Sorry, Beta-san.

Jyuubei doesn't remember anything.

It's all right, I'm better now.

Sorry, Yukki. Are you mad?

You've apologized several times already, so Yukimura-sama isn't angry anymore.

Is Yukki going to kiss with Onii-chan and become stronger?

Do you not want another woman kissing with Muneakira-san?

Yeah, but Jyuubei isn't allowed to say no.

I kissed with Onii-chan and hurt everyone, after all.

Onii-chan will be happier if he kissed a girl besides Jyuubei anyway.

Jyuubei-san...

Don't waver, my heart.

This is just a means to an end.

It's just that a part of my body is going to momentarily contact him.

You fell for it.

Wh-What?

Tokugawa Sen!

Muneakira!

Too bad, man-stealing Forehead Bitch!

You set this up!

"Don't waver, my heart!"

"This is just a means to an end!"

What about "this is for the country"?

It's pretty amazing you even spit those words at me as if you were so high and mighty.

D-D-Don't take it the wrong way, I was just...

"It's just that a part of my body..."

"...is going to momentarily contact him."

You're three years too early to kiss someone, Shorty.

Drink milk every day, and grow at least three centimeters.

I died...

My pure feelings just died...

Now I'll kiss Muneakira, even if I have to drag myself to him!

Bring it on.

You'll regret those words.

Operation Kiss: Part One

Operation Kiss: Part One

Operation Kiss: Part Two

Operation Kiss: Part Two

All right!

Operation Kiss: Part Three

Operation Kiss: Part Three

Operation Kiss: Part Four

Operation Kiss: Part Four

Operation Kiss: Part Five

Operation Kiss: Part Five

Operation Kiss: Part Six

Operation Kiss: Part Six

A small... intermission...

A small... intermission...

Yukki, are you all right?

If there's something I can help with...

I already said that this is a war between me and the student council.

There's no need to help out.

Y-Yes ma'am.

Something's wrong.

What am I doing, charging in time after time without any plan?

I guess it's difficult to kiss, even for a genius like Yukki.

It's all a military strategy to make Tokugawa Sen let down her guard.

Things are just starting!

Oh, Muneakira-san.

Onii-chan!

What is it?

It seemed like they were being pretty awful to you.

I haven't fallen so far as to have pity cast on me by the enemy!

Onii-chan isn't an enemy.

Shut up!

Listen up, Muneakira.

Make sure to brush your teeth well. In the name of honor, that's the least that you can do for me-

Okay. Looks like there won't be any scarring then.

Who do you think I am?!

I'm a samurai. One or two scars won't-

Yukimura!

You're a girl before you're a samurai.

It's better not to have scars on your face.

You have to treat yourself better than that.

Fool! Stop making the situation more complex!

Complex?

I mean... I... well... will get in trouble!

Huh?

What am I saying?! At this rate, I'm just going to seem like an idiot!

Should I plan and plan until I drown in my own plot? No, I'll just have to accept it.

Listen, Muneakira!

I-It seems as though, I...

Yuki...mura?

I'm... in...

lov-

Muneakira-san! When did Ohii-sama allow you to act on your own?

Please keep Senhime-sama's pain in mind at least a little bit before acting!

Fine, sheesh...

Yukimura-sama, are you okay?

Yukki, are you okay?

Are you tired?

Of course I am.

There's no point getting in her way, yet...

Am I stupid or something?

Ohii-sama...

What?!

It's nothing.

Hmph.

I will always be on your side, Ohii-sama.

Please command me as you wish. I will be of help.

Isn't that obvious?

Where are these tea leaves from?!

I don't know, they're for the dojo in general, so...

Are you trying to poison me with this cheap crap?!

Ehh?!

If you'll indeed listen to anything I say, eat all those tea leaves!

Yes ma'am...

Bath Occupied

I can finally be alone!

I hope Yukimura will give up with that.

Sleeping powder, eh?

We'll have to apologize to Senhime-sama and Hanzou-san later.

Using unnecessary means...

Jyuubei-san, all you did was cooperate with me on my plan.

I alone will take their anger.

Okay.

That aside, Jyuubei, you said that you don't want Muneakira kissing another girl, right?

Yup. But it's okay if it's you.

Because Yukki's the same as Jyuubei. We both like Onii-chan a lot.

Well then, we'll excuse ourselves now.

Go for it, Yukki!

You two...

All right!

I guess I'll get out now.

D-Don't tell me...!

I knew it!

Yukimura!

What are you thinking?!

I put the occupied sign on the door, didn't I?!

Well, whatever. I'll get out right now, so keep your eyes closed for 10 seconds.

Muneakira.

Would you like it more if my eyes were closed?

From your point of view, well... which is cuter?

A girl who closes her eyes when kissing, or a girl who keeps them open?

Yukimura...

D-Don't!

Please, wait for a moment.

Get out of my way.

Remember the warrior's mercy!

Dammit!

It seems like she didn't drink enough of the tea!

We're sorry, Yukimura-sama!

How dare you use such dirty tactics!

Senhime-sama, calm down!

Tokugawa-style naginata skill technique:

Explosion Wave!

Damn that Tokugawa Sen! Doesn't she know how to hold back?

Muneakira, are you okay? Muneakira!

I'm going...to...drown...

He's just unconscious...

I-I can't. I feel like my heart's going to burst.

Muneakira!

Yes!

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S-She really became a master samurai...

It was just as I thought!

Can you see this, Tokugawa Sen?

Can you see me in the form of a master samurai?

I can't.

Yup, I can't see anything.

Ruining my great unveiling!

I'll just blow this mist away!

Wh-Wh-Wh-What?

What are you doing, you idiot, Yukimura?

You're so mean, Yukki!

It hurts...

She can't control her power? At this rate, things are going to get worse!

A-Are you okay, Muneakira?

I wasn't trying to use a lot of power.

And I know it was an accident, but... uhh...

I'm sorry!

What do you mean, "I'm sorry"?!

I'm not apologizing to you!

The Next Morning...

The Next Morning...

Muneakira...

It's good weather!

You're just going to act like this disaster didn't happen?

It'll be fine, it'll be fine.

Onii-chan's going to work hard and put everything back to normal, after all!

Right, Onii-chan?

Putting aside the fact that you put the job of fixing everything on me, what's with this mask?

Until you repent for kissing her, I won't forgive you if you take that off!

I-It wasn't my fault!

Shut up!

I feel like something good might happen today, too!

Tea leaves... delicious...

Hyakka Ryouran: Samurai Girls

Episode Four

Hey, Please Kiss Me?

Hey, Please Kiss Me?

sesse

せっせ

dare no tame deshou ka?

Who could it be for?

誰のためでしょうか？

tsukinai koi no shoutai

The true form of this endless love

尽きない恋の正体

koi wa sesse

Hurry for love

恋はせっせ

ureshi hazukashuute

It makes me so happy but embarrassed

嬉し恥ずかせうて

koyoi wa suki houdai

Tonight you can do as you wish

今宵は好き放題

koi wa sesse

Hurry for love

恋はせっせ

chikara wo kudasai an an ando nanka

Give me strength, try an-an-and

力をください あんあんアンドなんか

dou yo?

How about it?

どうよ？

kore wa setsunai kiri nai girigiri ai no uta

This is a heart-rending never-ending barely safe love song

これは切ない きり無い ギリギリ愛の唄

Onii-chan's thing...

Onii-chan's thing...

I saw it...

I saw it...

kuchi utsushi no yume wo nonde ne

Drink my dream, from my mouth to yours

口移しの夢を飲んでね

yume kibun de horeru ya

I'll fall in love if I keep feeling like I'm in a dream

夢気分で惚れるや

hitori naganagashiki yoru ni hatsunetsu shitai no

I want to get feverish by myself in the long, long night

一人長々しき夜に発熱したいの

dokudanjyou dokusen wa kariudo no takeri

Monopolizing the stage will give you a taste of a hunter's fervor

独壇場 独占は狩人の猛り

kite kite

Come here, come here

来て 来て

tsukamaete tsukamaete yokubou ga mitai no

Catch me, catch me, I want to see your desires

捕まえて 捕まえて 欲望が見たいの

mata tooryanse ikkanse motomete mo muda yo

Come through again, go again, it's useless to seek

また通りゃんせ 行っかんせ 求めても無駄よ

toosenai

I can't let you through

通せない

koi sesse yoi yoi yoi saa

Fall in love, here here here, come on

恋せっせ よいよいよい さあ

doushite?

Why?

どうして？

kokoro ga hora douri jyanai

Your heart isn't always reasonable

心が ほら道理じゃない

datte mo totte mo nai

There's no reason, it's just because

だってもとっても無い

hontou ni hontou wa uso nano

To be honest, it's actually a lie

本当に本当は嘘なの

gomen

Sorry

ゴメン

Next Time

Next Time

So, what is this shadow that covers Great Japan, Yukimura?

It's dreadful.

How is it dreadful?

It's terribly dreadful!

That didn't answer my question.

It's terribly, horribly dreadful!

Be more specific. I want specifics!

It's so dreadful, I can't even put it into words!

Could it be that you don't really know either?

Next time! Hyakka Ryouran:

The Warrior of Love Appears

The Warrior of Love Appears

The Warrior of Love Appears

Peel open your eyes and watch it!

She avoided it.