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[In ing]
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♪ Hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love ♪
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Well, i'm ready. Finally.
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We don't have much time.
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Do i have to go through
with this? it's all so silly.
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It is not silly. It means
a lot of publicity.
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Honey, they could have elected
any girl, but they picked you.
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It's an honor. To be
elected miss dill pickle?
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Yeah, you're a natural.
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You act more like a pickle
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than any girl i've ever known.
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Come on, it's getting late.
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See you.
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Laurie, before you go,
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what are you gonna donate
to the celebrity auction?
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What celebrity auction?
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Oh, the school
newspaper is auctioning
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off mementoes from
celebrities to raise money.
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They didn't happen to
say who's coming over
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to pick up the things.
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Ah, more good news. It's marvin.
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Oh, no. It had to be
him. Who's "him"?
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Marvin's the editor of the
school paper. he hates me.
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Hates you? why? I wish i knew.
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[Doorbell rings]
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If that's marvin, don't let
him know where we're going.
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He'll never let me forget it.
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[Chuckles]
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't pickles partridge.
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Laurie: how did you know?
Because i am a good reporter.
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You wouldn't put that
in the school paper.
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Page one.
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Reuben, we'd better
go. We're gonna be late.
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Yeah.
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Uh, nice to meet
you, Marvin, isn't it?
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Yes. uh... Uh, how did you know?
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Wild guess.
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Laurie, the auction.
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Oh, i'm giving
my ballet slippers.
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Danny, would you get them?
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They're in the brown
shoebox on the closet shelf.
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[♪♪♪]
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I wish it were a bomb.
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You... you gave
away my tan shoebox
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instead of the brown one.
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Tan, brown. i was close. Close?
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Your "close" just
destroyed my whole life.
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What could possibly
be in a shoebox
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that could destroy
your whole life?
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Marvin is in possession of my...
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My journal. What's a journal?
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I do believe it's
another word for a diary.
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I'm ruined!
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[♪♪♪]
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[Sighs]
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[♪♪♪]
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Laurie, what could be in a diary
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that's so embarrassing?
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What could be in a diary
that's so embarrassing?
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Oh, lots of things. Like?
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Like the time when i was 12
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and you took me to
hanley's department store.
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You know, when you took
me to the lingerie department.
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The time when i
bought my first...
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[Laughs]
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That's nothing to be
embarrassed about.
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Every girl that age gets one.
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I know, but sometimes,
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in a diary, you
exaggerate a little.
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What did you say?
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"D." oh, laurie.
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Then there's page 24.
Okay, what's on page 24?
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I can't tell you.
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Might as well just drop out of
school and become a hermit.
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Well, just tell him you
gave him the wrong box
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and, uh, exchange it.
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Right. why, he couldn't
have looked in the box yet
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or he would have called me
up to gloat. oh, thanks, mom.
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You just saved me
from a life of seclusion.
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Well, you're too nice and
too pretty to live in a cave.
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[♪♪♪]
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So all you have to
do is take this shoebox
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to the school newspaper office
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and trade it for the other.
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That way, marvin would
never know the difference.
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I'd do it myself, but
he'd get suspicious.
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So i'm asking you to do
me this one small favor.
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How about it?
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What's in the diary? Nothing.
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Don't tell me miss
goody-two-shoes
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has something to hide.
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No, nothing, really. Then
why are you blushing?
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I'm not blushing.
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Oh, please, would you do
this one small thing for me?
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Why should we? I'm your sister.
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Try again. Come on, you guys.
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Danny, you know, there
is one thing to consider.
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I would like to read her diary.
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We'll do it.
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You guys wouldn't read
my diary, would you?
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Really, there's nothing in
it. Just recipes, stuff like that.
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If you read page 24, i'll...
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Die.
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[♪♪♪]
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Laurie, do you know
where danny and keith are?
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Uh, well, knowing them,
they could be anywhere.
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Really?
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Well, actually they're getting
my diary back from marvin.
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You mean you asked those
two to get the diary for you?
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Well, i didn't wanna ask them,
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but i couldn't find
anybody better.
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Laurie...
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, did you get the diary?
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You didn't get the diary.
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Well, you know how
those diary things go.
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I have to get it back before
he realizes what he has.
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He knows? Danny: don't worry.
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Maybe mom will send you to
a private school in switzerland.
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What am i gonna do now?
Put your flowers in water?
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Flowers and candy. i'm ruined.
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Right now, he's probably
standing in an alley
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wearing a raincoat, selling
mimeographed copies.
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Well, now it's
about time you did
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what you should have
done in the first place.
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Ask him for it yourself.
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You're right, mom.
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I'm gonna settle this
thing once and for all.
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[♪♪♪]
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It's settled. he's gonna print
my diary in the school paper.
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He wouldn't. Not only
that, he insulted me.
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He said i was so skinny,
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when i stuck my tongue
out i looked like a zipper.
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[Laughing]
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Honey, do you want me to
get that diary back from marvin?
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No, mom, this is something
i have to do for myself.
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Okay. i'm gonna pick up
chris and tracy at the park.
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See you later. See you.
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[Door closes]
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Well, how are you
gonna get it back?
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Up to now, i've let my
emotions guide my thinking.
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Now it's time for calm,
clear, logical planning.
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What are you gonna do?
I'm going to liberate my diary.
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What does that mean?
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I think it means
she's gonna steal it.
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It's not stealing.
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It's my diary.
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You'll be contributing to
the delinquency of a minor.
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Which in this case is yourself.
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I have to get it back.
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He's gonna print it in
the school newspaper.
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But you'll get caught.
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That's a chance i have to take.
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I realize there are some
problems in doing it by myself.
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I'm not as strong as a man,
and naturally, since i'm a girl,
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i'm not as shrewd
or cunning as a man.
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Strange. that's not
what she said last week
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at the women's lib rally.
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How quickly they forget.
Oh, come on, you guys.
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You want us to break
into the newspaper office?
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We wouldn't be breaking in,
just temporarily trespassing.
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No jury would convict us.
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Well, since you've
completely junked your morals,
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the solution to your problem
is simple. try bribing us.
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What?
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Well, just do my chores
for the next two weeks.
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Danny partridge,
you're a male...
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A male chauvinist piglet!
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Watch your language. It
may influence my decision.
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Okay, if that's the way
you want it, that's fine.
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I understand.
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[♪♪♪]
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Guess the only thing
left for me to do is...
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Is to cry.
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[Crying]
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[Laughing]
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You guys are rotten.
You didn't see your acting.
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Okay, if you don't wanna
help me, fine. i can do it myself.
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Wait a minute. We'll help you.
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You will? We will?
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Danny, miss dill
pickle needs our help.
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[♪♪♪]
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Is there anything you want us
to pick up for you while we're out?
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Well, yes, uh,
we made up a list.
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Chinese-english dictionary?
I need it for school.
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Oh.
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Your class planning
a field trip to peking?
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Collar tabs?
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Uh, i think they're gonna
come back in style this year.
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This should be fun. i've never
been on a scavenger hunt before.
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Okay, how much time do you need?
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What?
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Well, for some reason,
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you obviously want us to get
out of the house. how long?
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Mom, we're not trying to
get you out of the house.
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We wouldn't do
a thing like that.
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Two hours? Okay.
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But when i come back,
i'll wanna know why.
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Now we have to hurry.
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The entire mission
depends on precision timing.
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Sit down. Listen carefully.
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Danny [on recorder]: Good
evening, miss partridge.
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As you know, your diary
has fallen into enemy hands.
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This is silly. i've never
listened to an ankle before.
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Two gallant men have
been assigned to help you
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recover this document.
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Keith partridge, a
man with nerves of steel
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and an electric guitar.
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And danny partridge, daring,
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debonair and
devilishly handsome.
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[Recorder clicks off]
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You turned off my foot.
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Can't you guys be serious?
We have a crime to commit.
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Oh, one more thing. My
code name is blue jay.
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I'm red wing. I'm sick.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Keith [whispering]: Hey,
there's an open window.
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Perfect. all you have
to do is climb up,
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get on the fire escape, and then
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crawl through the window. Wrong.
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Wrong? Wrong.
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You climb up, you
get on the fire escape,
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and you crawl
through the window.
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Me? It's your caper.
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Oh...
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Come on, come on.
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All right, now, take it easy.
Take it easy. watch your step.
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Hey, she can really
climb! Would you sh...?
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Keith: Okay, now,
you're almost there.
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All right, now, one
more. You're almost there.
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[Sighs]
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Okay, i made it. Now what?
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Climb through the window,
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00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:30,483
go downstairs and
open the front door for us.
252
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:34,787
You guys get to walk
in? It's not my diary.
253
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,193
Hurry up.
254
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:44,797
Hey! you boys
looking for something?
255
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:48,300
Keith: Uh, officer,
we're looking for marvin.
256
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,035
Officer: marvin? Yeah.
257
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,038
We wanna give him
these ballerina slippers.
258
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:58,544
You wanna give marvin
these ballerina slippers?
259
00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:03,315
Well, marvin is the editor
of the school newspaper.
260
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,651
These are for the
celebrity auction.
261
00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:07,720
Officer: The building
looks closed up to me.
262
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,790
Well, uh, we came to
see if any lights were on.
263
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,359
Right. uh, marvin was
supposed to meet us here.
264
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,228
Well, i suppose
you guys are for real.
265
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:19,231
But you shouldn't be
hanging around alleys at night.
266
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:20,699
It looks suspicious.
267
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,535
Uh, we know.
268
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,670
Well, i hope your
friend shows up.
269
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,806
And have a nice night.
270
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,341
Thanks. Thanks.
271
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:36,282
Will you stop acting like peter
pan and get back up there?
272
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,551
I don't know if i
have the strength.
273
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,752
[Sighs]
274
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:43,088
Don't ever say we never
did anything for you.
275
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,524
Danny: Say hello
to captain hook.
276
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,194
[♪♪♪]
277
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,436
Danny: hi. [Gasps]
278
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:02,741
How did you get in here?
The front door was unlocked.
279
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,445
Unlocked? look, i
went to a lot of trouble
280
00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:08,013
to climb through that window.
281
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:11,183
The least you could have
done was let me unlock the door.
282
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:13,619
There is no honor among thieves.
283
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,622
Okay, okay. We're
here to do a job.
284
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:20,626
Now, where are the
donations? In his office.
285
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,664
[Sighs]
286
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,600
Locked.
287
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,336
He leaves the front door open,
he leaves the window open,
288
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:31,770
but he locks his office.
289
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,240
What could be in
there that's so important
290
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,541
he has to lock his office?
291
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,776
Your diary. Who would
wanna steal my diary?
292
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,579
I don't care to have a debate
in the middle of a felony.
293
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,915
The fact is, we can't
get into his office.
294
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:45,551
But there must be a way.
295
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:49,855
The air vent. It must
lead into his office.
296
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,523
Keith: Good idea.
297
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,426
We can take off the
grill and crawl into it.
298
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:57,997
Danny, you're small. I'm
just short. you're skinny.
299
00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,798
[♪♪♪]
300
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,302
Don't look at me. I
just washed my hair.
301
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:10,109
Good night, kids.
Chris: good night, mom.
302
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,277
Tracy: Good night, mom.
303
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:12,945
[Doorbell rings]
304
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:17,549
Hello, mrs. partridge.
Hello, marvin.
305
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,352
Is, uh... is laurie
here? No, she isn't.
306
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:21,820
Oh, well, it doesn't matter.
307
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,224
I was just, uh, out in the
neighborhood, taking a walk.
308
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:29,261
Marvin, uh, why
don't you come in.
309
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,132
Marvin, i think you
and i should have a talk.
310
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:34,400
[♪♪♪]
311
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,102
Marvin, why do
you dislike laurie so?
312
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:39,004
Well, there's lots of reasons.
313
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:42,474
She's talented, she's
pretty. She has green eyes.
314
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,376
It just rubs me wrong, i guess.
315
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:47,313
I really can't believe that.
316
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:51,216
You see, i... i think
you really like laurie.
317
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:55,020
That is not true.
Marvin, it is true.
318
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,456
[♪♪♪]
319
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:07,299
How did you know? Why
don't you let her know?
320
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:10,736
Because...
321
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,039
Because i'm dull.
322
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:18,344
Because i have no talent.
323
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,813
I guess about the only
thing i have going for me
324
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:21,913
is hostility.
325
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,650
At least it, uh... It
makes me different.
326
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,852
That why you're
keeping her diary?
327
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:29,088
I never meant i
was gonna print it.
328
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:30,856
I just said that.
329
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,525
I couldn't even bring
myself to read it.
330
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,894
But, you see, while i have it...
331
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:42,334
Well, she'll notice me.
332
00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,069
You know?
333
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,840
If you give it back to her,
334
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:51,877
she'll notice you in
a much nicer way.
335
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:58,083
What are you doing? Shh!
336
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,420
Laurie: I don't know.
It's dark in here.
337
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,455
[♪♪♪]
338
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:09,395
Hey, i found an opening.
Well, can you get in?
339
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,998
Well, i think i can...
340
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:17,069
Kick the grill out with my feet.
341
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:27,279
I kicked the grill out and
i'm now lowering myself...
342
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,049
Into the office.
343
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:42,528
Hi. How did you get in here?
344
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:46,465
You broke into the same room.
345
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,667
I broke into the
same room twice?
346
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,036
Do you wanna
get into the office?
347
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:54,006
Where'd you get that?
On that peg marked "key."
348
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,975
I wish you hadn't told me.
349
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,044
[♪♪♪]
350
00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:01,647
Do you see it? No.
351
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,616
It's gotta be here someplace.
352
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:07,686
[Footsteps approaching]
353
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:10,155
Someone's coming. Oh!
354
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:24,236
[Recorder clicks]
355
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:27,239
Danny [on recorder]: Good
evening, miss partridge.
356
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:30,876
As you know, your diary
has fallen into enemy han...
357
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,382
What's going on here? Mom!
358
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:44,189
What's going on? What
are you doing here?
359
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,059
A better question is
what are you doing here?
360
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,827
Oh. Well...
361
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:50,896
We just happened
to be walking by
362
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:53,198
and we saw this window
open on the second floor and...
363
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,535
You were stealing the diary.
And we were stealing the diary.
364
00:18:56,635 --> 00:19:00,038
Kids, do you realize that's
breaking and entering?
365
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,474
You've broken the law.
366
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:03,775
[Sighs]
367
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,477
We'll talk more
about this at home.
368
00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:08,647
But i've got news for
you, you're all grounded.
369
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,916
Grounded? You're
lucky you're not in jail.
370
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,985
Mom, how'd you
know we were here?
371
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,453
I didn't.
372
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,889
I drove marvin over
to pick up laurie's diary.
373
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,524
He was gonna
give it back to you.
374
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:19,858
Oh, you're kidding.
375
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,760
I didn't know it
would come to this.
376
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,962
I've turned you into a thief.
377
00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:25,764
Marvin, i must tell you,
378
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:29,835
your behavior hasn't
helped this situation any.
379
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:33,872
But it doesn't excuse
what they've done.
380
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,909
Mom, i... i don't
know what to say.
381
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,412
To begin with, i think
marvin has something
382
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,181
he wants to say to you.
383
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,956
Well, laurie, i, uh...
384
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:54,259
I just... I just
wanted to say that...
385
00:19:57,462 --> 00:20:01,433
Uh... well, i think...
386
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,436
[Mumbling] You're
nice and pretty.
387
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,038
What?
388
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,439
[♪♪♪]
389
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,474
I said...
390
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,045
I think you're nice.
391
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:17,816
And i think you're the
prettiest girl in school.
392
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:20,319
And i want to apologize
for every nasty thing
393
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:21,987
i ever said to you.
394
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:25,991
And when you're not being
grounded anymore, i wonder...
395
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:29,561
I wonder if you'd
go out with me.
396
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:34,132
[Chuckles]
397
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:41,139
Can i have my diary back first?
398
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,814
[Playing and singing
"it's one of those nights"]
399
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:54,920
♪ Ooh ♪
400
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,421
♪ it's one of those nights ♪
401
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:59,057
♪ when you turn out the
lights and you sit in the dark ♪
402
00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:02,194
♪ and say to
yourself "I miss her" ♪
403
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,966
♪ it's one of those moods
when your body broods ♪
404
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:12,104
♪ and you conjure up her
picture and you kiss her ♪
405
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,843
♪ it's one of those things
for the pain it brings ♪
406
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,511
♪ you say to yourself ♪
407
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,947
♪ "hey couldn't I
live without it?" ♪
408
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:25,083
♪ well I think so
on the other hand ♪
409
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:26,218
♪ I doubt it ♪
410
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,322
♪ ooh ♪
411
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:33,859
♪ suddenly she's
crashing through my mind ♪
412
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,128
♪ like waves upon the shore ♪
413
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:38,764
♪ like waves upon the shore ♪
414
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:41,133
♪ and I nod my
head whoa yes love ♪
415
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:46,004
♪ I'd welcome you again if
you knocked upon my door ♪
416
00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,573
♪ if you knocked upon my door ♪
417
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:50,409
♪ if you didn't I'd
seek you out love ♪
418
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:56,048
♪ I'd track you down for sure
like a thousand times before ♪
419
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,050
♪ like a thousand times before ♪
420
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:03,021
♪ whoa yes love I'd
welcome you again ♪
421
00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:06,858
♪ like you know
I've done before ♪
422
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,897
♪ so it goes it's a
cold in your nose ♪
423
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,399
♪ it's a pain in the neck
it'll make you a wreck ♪
424
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:15,767
♪ if it gets ya ♪
425
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:17,602
♪ cold on your nose
pain in the neck ♪
426
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,338
♪ make you a
wreck if it gets ya ♪
427
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,873
♪ it's so insane
'cause for all the rain ♪
428
00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:24,743
♪ when you ask yourself
"could you do it again?" ♪
429
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,111
♪ you betcha ♪
430
00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:28,246
♪ for all the rain when
you ask yourself ♪
431
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,448
♪ you betcha ♪
432
00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:31,950
♪ I hear a voice say
"you got no chance" ♪
433
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:34,019
♪ and it makes me
mad and I shout ♪
434
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,320
♪ "oh yeah who says so?" ♪
435
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:39,324
♪ well of course not
on the other hand ♪
436
00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:41,526
♪ I guess so ♪
437
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:44,229
♪ ooh ♪
438
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:47,532
♪ suddenly she's
crashing through my mind ♪
439
00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:50,035
♪ like waves upon the shore ♪
440
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:52,804
♪ like waves upon the shore ♪
441
00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:55,107
♪ and I nod my
head whoa yes love ♪
442
00:22:55,207 --> 00:23:00,078
♪ I'd welcome you again if
you knocked upon my door ♪
443
00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:02,114
♪ if you knocked upon my door ♪
444
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,649
♪ if you didn't I'd
seek you out love ♪
445
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:09,554
♪ I'd track you down for sure
like a thousand times before ♪
446
00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:13,058
♪ like a thousand times before ♪
447
00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:16,828
♪ whoa yes love I'd
welcome you again ♪
448
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:20,766
♪ like you know
I've did before ♪
449
00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:22,801
[Audience applauding]
450
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:34,579
[♪♪♪]
451
00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:38,283
No mail. Just
a letter for keith.
452
00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:39,851
Well, reuben, how was your date
453
00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:41,787
with bonnie
kleinschmidt last night?
454
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:43,855
Oh, that girl was
a barrel of laughs.
455
00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:46,391
We drank beer and sang
prussian marching songs
456
00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:47,692
all night long.
457
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:49,094
Oh, sounds very romantic.
458
00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:52,864
Yeah, she looked so
darn cute in that helmet.
459
00:23:52,964 --> 00:23:54,099
[Clears throat]
460
00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:56,101
Uh, may i have your
attention, please?
461
00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:58,069
I shall now do a
dramatic reading for you.
462
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,505
Excerpts from the
partridge papers.
463
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,207
Page 24, to be exact.
464
00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:03,942
[Sighs]
465
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:07,045
Keith, give me my
diary. Not a chance.
466
00:24:07,145 --> 00:24:09,114
Keith... Never mind, mom.
467
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,616
He won't read it. Oh? hmm.
468
00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:13,351
You don't know me too well.
469
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,254
Not while i have this
letter for you, from cynthia.
470
00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:19,357
Cynthia? you can't open my mail.
471
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,560
You read the diary,
i read the letter.
472
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,296
[Clears throat]
473
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:29,201
"Dear diary." "dear... bootsie"?
474
00:24:32,537 --> 00:24:37,075
I, uh... i wear boots a
lot. Give me that letter.
475
00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:39,211
No way. I'll trade.
476
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,980
Mm-mm. Anything that
starts out with "dear bootsie"
477
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,682
has to be better than my diary.
478
00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:45,016
[♪♪♪]
479
00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:47,519
[Keith and laurie
shouting indistinctly]
480
00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:53,557
[♪ ♪♪ ♪♪]
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