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[The partridge family's
"Come on get happy" Playing]
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♪ hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love ♪
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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[playing "I'm on
my way back home"]
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All: ♪ ooh ♪
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♪ got on a silver
plane and flew away ♪
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♪ chased all my
rainbows to the end ♪
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♪ I wish I knew then
what I know today ♪
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♪ I'm on my way
back home again ♪
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♪ love ♪
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♪ that's what's waitin' for me ♪
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♪ that's where I've got to be ♪
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♪ just to look in your eyes ♪
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♪ feel your lips touchin' mine ♪
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♪ I'm on my way
back home, gonna fly ♪
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family: ♪ I'm on my
way back home again ♪
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♪ I'm on my way
back home, gonna fly ♪
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♪ I'm on my way ♪
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family: ♪ my way back home ♪
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♪ I'm on my way
back home to you ♪
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♪ I remember when ♪
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♪ you told me I'd return ♪
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♪ you knew even then ♪
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♪ something I had to learn ♪
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♪ it's so far and yet ♪
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♪ it's right there
where you live ♪
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♪ it's something that you get ♪
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♪ only when you give and it's ♪
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all: ♪ love ♪
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♪ that's what's waitin' for me ♪
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♪ that's where I've got to be ♪
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♪ just to look in your eyes ♪
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♪ feel your lips touchin' mine ♪
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all: ♪ I'm on my way
back home, gonna fly ♪
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♪ on my way back home again ♪
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♪ I'm on my way
back home, gonna fly ♪
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♪ I'm on my way ♪
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family: ♪ my way back home ♪
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♪ I'm on my way
back home to you ♪
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family: ♪ I'm on my
way back home ♪
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♪ gonna fly ♪
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family: ♪ on my way
back home again ♪
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♪ on my way ♪
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family: ♪ I'm on my way
back home, gonna fly ♪
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♪ I'm on my way ♪
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family: ♪ my way back home ♪
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♪ I'm on my way
back home to you ♪
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family: ♪ I'm on my
way back home ♪
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mom, can we bring
our bathing suits?
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No. The last time you
visited your grandparents
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you ended up swimming
in their fishpond.
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Aw, you never let
us swim with live fish.
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You know, mom,
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you don't get the chance to
get away from us kids very often.
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Now since Chris and Tracy
are gone this weekend,
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it would be the perfect
chance for you to take off.
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Sounds great, but there
isn't time to plan a trip.
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Why make plans? Why
not just take off on a lark?
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You know, we never get
to do anything together.
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I mean, just the two of us.
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How would you like to take
off on a lark this weekend?
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Well, that's great. Let's do it.
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[♪♪♪]
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I can't find Danny's
boy scout mess kit.
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Look in the tire.
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Got it. Hi.
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What you doing out
here? Laurie: Scrounging.
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Laurie and I have decided
to take a trip this weekend.
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Mom and I are
just gonna take off.
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Do something we've
never done before.
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Sounds good. What
are you gonna do?
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We're gonna go
camping and hiking
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out near pinnico
peak. Ah, that'll be fun.
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Pinnico peak? There's
nothing out there but wilderness.
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That's the point.
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No hotels, no public campsites.
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If we're gonna do it, we
might as well do it right.
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You can't go out there
alone in the wilderness.
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Why not? Because
some wolf will come up
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and say, "My, grandma,
what big eyes you have."
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then he'll eat your face.
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Neither of you have ever been
camping before in your lives.
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That's okay. This
book will help us.
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"girl ranger camping handbook."
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you've gotta be kidding.
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Nope. It may sound juvenile,
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but it'll tell us everything
we need to know.
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What if you get lost?
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We don't get a merit badge.
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[Sighs]
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Going out there alone. I
wonder what they're thinking.
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Keith, how'd you like to visit
the missing persons bureau?
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[Sighs]
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We gotta stop them.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Girls just don't know how
to handle certain situations.
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What if you meet a bear?
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We'd handle it the same
way you would. We'd run.
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But I can run faster than you.
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You can't go. If you won't
think of yourself, think about us.
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We have, and that's
why we're leaving.
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Mom, listen... Look.
We're going camping,
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and that's all
there is to it, okay?
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Come on, Laurie. Let's
pack these knapsacks.
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Keith: Listen, instead of camping,
why don't you collect pine cones
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and go see a Disney nature film.
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[♪♪♪]
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[Phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Mr. Kincaid, Danny
partridge here.
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I should've known.
It had to be you.
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Torture incorporated.
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I'm sorry to bother
you, but this is important.
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It affects our
whole entire future.
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Mom and Laurie
are going camping.
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I thought you said Shirley
and Laurie are going camping,
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but I know you
wouldn't call me for that.
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Yes, I would. What
are we gonna do?
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Sew nametags in their shorts.
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They've never been
camping in their lives.
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And they're going out in the
wilderness by pinnico peak.
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Where they go is their own...
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Pinnico peak?
That's wild country.
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The mountain
lions avoid that area.
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Well, you've gotta stop them.
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They won't listen.
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Danny? I'm caught. Act natural.
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Who are you talking
to? Mr. Kincaid, mom,
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and he wants to talk to you.
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This wouldn't be
about our camping trip?
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Uh... Danny, you
didn't call him.
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Here's the phone.
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Reuben?
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[Sighs]
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Look, we're going on that
camping trip, and that's final.
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Goodbye. Say
goodbye and hang up,
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and stop all this nonsense
or we're gonna have it out.
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Do you understand? Mm-hm.
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Mr. Kincaid, I have
to hang up now.
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[Whispering] What are you gonna
do? They're leaving in the morning.
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Well, I'll... I'll
drive right up.
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I'll be there tonight.
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Great. I knew I
could count on you.
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[♪♪♪]
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Well, all of our
things are loaded.
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That's it, mom.
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We're all ready
to go to grandma's.
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Good. Hop aboard.
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I thought you said
Reuben would be here.
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He should've been
here last night.
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Keith, Danny, we're leaving.
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Well, I guess we'll just have
to stall for time, that's all.
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The camera. That's it.
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Come on, let's go.
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Come on.
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Mom!
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Look, before you go,
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I wanna get a picture of you
two in your camping clothes.
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[♪♪♪]
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Laurie: Keith... Now smile.
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We look terrible.
Great. No, it's good stuff.
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Uh, Danny, let me get a
shot of the three of you now.
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Uh, okay, yeah.
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Yeah, get in between
them. Good, good.
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Smile. Great.
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Hey, let me get a picture of
you, mom and Laurie together.
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Great idea.
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Danny: Okay. Mm-hm.
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Danny: Smile.
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Ready? Got it.
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While we're taking pictures,
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let me take a
picture of you two.
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Okay. Great.
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[♪♪♪]
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Ready? Sure.
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Smile pretty. Oh, it's nice.
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[Sighs]
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Good. Now, Danny,
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why don't you take
a picture of Keith?
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Great. Yeah.
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Over here. Okay.
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Okay.
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Danny: Smile.
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Be sure to get his good side.
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Then I'll have to
wait till he grows one.
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Just take the picture, will you?
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This picture would make a great
centerfold for boring magazine.
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Never mind. Mom...?
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[Engine turns over]
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Mom. Mom, wait! Mom!
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Danny: Mom! Mom! No, mom!
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[♪♪♪]
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Come on, come on.
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Rescue squad, ready
and cleared for takeoff.
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Okay, which way? Keith:
Beasley street, right.
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Danny: Duncan drive,
left. Keith: Beasley, right.
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Danny: Duncan, left.
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Keith: I tell you,
it's beasley, right.
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Danny: Duncan, left.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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There. Ready? Yep.
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Well, which way do you wanna go?
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Well, that looks
like a nice direction.
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Fine.
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Hey, your knitting's
sticking out.
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She brought her knitting.
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Maybe she's
going to knit a tent.
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[♪♪♪]
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Okay, they're out of sight.
Come on, troops. Move out.
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What is this "Troops, move out"?
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He's been that way
ever since he saw patton.
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Forward, ho.
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Keith: Boy, did they
look funny in those hats.
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Kincaid: Yeah, you can
sure spot a tenderfoot.
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Danny: No talking in the ranks.
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How far do you wanna go?
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We can keep walking
until we get tired
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and then we can set up camp.
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[Squeals in pain] Did
you hear something?
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No. What did it sound like?
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It must've been
a bird squawking.
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I haven't heard
a noise like that
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since Tracy bit
Reuben on the toe.
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[Laughing]
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Oh, i... I haven't
felt pain like this
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since Tracy bit me on the toe.
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We have to keep going.
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Keith, we'll have to
carry Mr. Kincaid's stuff.
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[Sighing] Why can't
we just take a rest?
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My arm must be 6 inches
longer than it was two hours ago.
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Stop complaining.
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Now you can put your socks
on without bending over.
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Why can't we walk on
the path like the girls?
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Why do we have to burrow
through this underbrush
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like a pack of gophers?
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If we go on the path, they
might look back and see us.
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00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:05,825
Oh, I wanna stay here and
rest. I can't go another step.
253
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:09,028
Oh, no. There they go.
254
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,963
We can't stop now,
or we'll lose them.
255
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,901
Why? They're jogging.
256
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,603
Troops, ten-hut!
257
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,005
Double time, ho!
258
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,406
Left! Ah!
259
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,607
Left! Oh!
260
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,844
Left, right, left! Ahh!
261
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,622
If this tent isn't tied right,
262
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:39,525
it can fall on us in
the middle of the night.
263
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,693
I don't know how to
tie a good, solid knot.
264
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:45,932
Sure you do. You make
knots all the time in knitting.
265
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,567
Make a purl, pull
the end through,
266
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,904
and then pull it down tight.
267
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,941
Purl.
268
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,580
I think it'll work.
269
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,183
I just wish Keith and
Danny were here to see that.
270
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,453
[Whispering] I don't believe
it. They are knitting a tent.
271
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:11,657
The first good wind,
they're gonna drop a stitch.
272
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,860
Boy, that food smells good.
273
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,862
I haven't eaten
since last night.
274
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,163
What do you say? Let's eat.
275
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,798
Okay. Great idea.
276
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,767
[♪♪♪]
277
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,836
Okay.
278
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,905
Well, let's break out the food.
279
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,307
Fine.
280
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,476
Okay.
281
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,846
[♪♪♪]
282
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:37,283
Well? Keith?
283
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,919
Well, I thought you
brought the food.
284
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,854
Why would I bring the food?
285
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,857
You're the one that
eats all the time.
286
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,393
No food?
287
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,795
Okay, so, uh, we
forgot to bring the food.
288
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,598
We can always get some
berries and stuff in the morning.
289
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,401
Right. We'll just have to
rough it tonight. No problem.
290
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,836
It's usually the victims
who have to rough it,
291
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,338
not the rescuers.
292
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,141
Well, we might as
well set up camp.
293
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,210
Yeah, it's a bit
chilly out here.
294
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:07,880
Fine. Let's break
out the bedrolls.
295
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,950
Who's got the bedrolls?
296
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,953
Mom and Laurie.
297
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,088
Of course they've
got the bedrolls.
298
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,589
Let's break out the blankets.
299
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,627
I'll settle for
blankets. So will I.
300
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,565
You must've brought something.
301
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:30,469
Same thing I pack
every time we go on tour.
302
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:35,307
Socks, handkerchiefs, shorts.
303
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:38,544
Well, mom always
packs everything else.
304
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:42,414
A rubber duck? It is not a duck.
305
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,850
It's a Mallard.
306
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,586
You're no general patton.
Well, what did you bring?
307
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:52,024
Well, uh, I brought
socks and handkerchiefs...
308
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:55,362
And shorts. And a guitar.
309
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,430
Why did you bring a guitar?
310
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:01,033
I don't know. Force
of habit, I guess.
311
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,834
Mom always packs
everything else.
312
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,270
Wonderful.
313
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:07,139
Well, what did you bring,
besides your camera?
314
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,875
Well, a couple of suits...
315
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:14,113
Socks, handkerchiefs, shorts.
316
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:18,150
Toothbrush, an electric razor
317
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:22,154
and an electric hair dryer.
318
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:25,091
Allow me one luxury.
319
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,693
Look, let's just
go to sleep, okay?
320
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,163
Okay, fine with me.
321
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:38,004
Sure is cold. I wish
I had my jacket.
322
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,072
Yeah, I forgot how
cold it gets up here
323
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,008
in the mountains at night.
324
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:45,611
Hey, maybe it'd help if
we put on all our shorts.
325
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,014
Okay.
326
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,915
You can wear my suits.
327
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:53,519
Who wants the $200 mohair?
328
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,622
Don't worry, Reuben. We'll...
We'll pay to have them cleaned.
329
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,458
At least we'll be warm enough
to get some sleep tonight.
330
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,527
There's one
problem. I can't sleep.
331
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,796
Why? I'm starving to death.
332
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,533
[♪♪♪]
333
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,912
It was a great meal,
mom, but I ate too much.
334
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,582
Oh, me too.
335
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,551
Oh, boy, I'm tired.
336
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:28,987
It's a good kind
of tired. I know.
337
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,923
It's so peaceful and
relaxing out here.
338
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,693
It certainly makes you
forget all your problems.
339
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,128
Yeah.
340
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,864
Oh, it's been a great day, mom.
341
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,233
Good night. Night, honey.
342
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,270
[♪♪♪]
343
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,417
[Whispering] Come on.
344
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,691
We can't just come in
here and steal their food.
345
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,859
Stealing is wrong.
346
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,029
Would you rather wake
them up and ask them for it?
347
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,631
Let's steal it.
348
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,200
[♪♪♪]
349
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:17,769
Jackpot. Beans. You
call that a jackpot?
350
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,037
Take anything.
351
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,739
[Clattering]
352
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,041
Did you hear
something? [Squeaking]
353
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,244
Sounds like...
354
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,878
A Mallard.
355
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,080
[Squeaking]
356
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:32,484
Yeah, a rubber Mallard.
357
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,654
I don't think they're
flying this time of year.
358
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,022
[♪♪♪]
359
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,558
[Moaning]
360
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,194
[Mallard squeaks]
361
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,531
You got the beans? Got them.
362
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,565
Great.
363
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,000
But before we
get our hopes up...
364
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,469
Who has a can opener?
365
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,971
It's one thing a
bachelor is never without.
366
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,207
Great. Well, let's build a fire.
367
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,644
Give me a match.
368
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,383
No matches?
369
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,218
I don't care! I'll
eat them cold!
370
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,455
So will I. Give me
the can opener.
371
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:15,261
Mr. Kincaid, you said a bachelor
is never without a can opener.
372
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,130
That is perfectly true.
373
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,931
How far is the car from here?
374
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,701
[Sighing]
375
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:27,407
Well, I guess we might
as well try to get to sleep.
376
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:35,481
I can tell by the
silence you hate me.
377
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:39,419
One little mistake.
We starve for one night.
378
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:48,727
Reuben, if it would make
you feel any better, I'd nag you,
379
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,829
but I'm too tired.
380
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:54,766
Mr. Kincaid, it's not your
fault. We forgot things too.
381
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,770
So I forget one can opener
and it's the old polite routine.
382
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:01,707
Well, if that's the way you
feel about it, good night.
383
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,141
Whoa! Whoa!
384
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,445
[♪♪♪]
385
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,214
Keith: Reuben,
are you all right?
386
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:09,748
Mr. Kincaid?
387
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,418
Kincaid: I suppose you
forgot to bring a rope too.
388
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,253
[♪♪♪]
389
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,754
Mr. Kincaid, wake up.
390
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,457
Roast duck, potatoes au gratin.
391
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,159
Come on, Reuben, wake
up. Mom and Laurie are gone.
392
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:25,197
Just a few more minutes. I
haven't ordered dessert yet.
393
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:29,134
Okay, troops. Fall out!
394
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,603
[♪♪♪]
395
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,392
[Inaudible dialogue]
396
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,528
[♪♪♪]
397
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,435
[Inaudible dialogue]
398
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,549
[Inaudible dialogue]
399
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,930
[♪♪♪]
400
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:01,693
If nature's so perfect, why
doesn't it make a can opener?
401
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,462
Why? Why?
402
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:07,866
Mr. Kincaid, get
ahold of yourself.
403
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,268
[Laughing]
404
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,203
We must be near a can opener.
405
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,641
I found a pair of shorts.
406
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,409
Those are mine.
407
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,712
We've been walking in circles.
408
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:24,683
I'm afraid he's right. This is
where mom and Laurie camped.
409
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:27,653
There's only one
thing left we can do.
410
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,588
Yell for a can opener.
411
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:33,091
Reuben, what if someone
heard us? It's embarrassing.
412
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,761
What if they don't hear us?
413
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:41,500
All: Help! Help!
414
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:44,269
Shirley: I hear you!
415
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,704
Oh, I knew we'd be embarrassed,
416
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,640
but I didn't think
it'd be so fast.
417
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,143
What are you doing here?
418
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,580
How'd you find us? We
found a trail of clothes
419
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,548
with Danny's name
stenciled on them.
420
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,216
Were you following us? No, no.
421
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:01,620
No, we were just out on a
little Sunday hike and we...
422
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,955
Well, we got a little
misplaced and...
423
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:07,025
Just take us back
to the bus, please.
424
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,027
You were following us.
425
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,429
All I know is they said
426
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:13,032
they were taking me
to a drive-in movie.
427
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:19,170
Please, we... We've
come to rescue you.
428
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:23,575
Do you have any food? Water?
429
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,644
Just show us how
to get out of here.
430
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,848
I don't know if we should.
Oh, please, you have to.
431
00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:34,252
Okay, let's go. Wait.
432
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,121
Aren't you taking
us back to the bus?
433
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,756
Yes.
434
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,725
Well, it's not that
way. It's that way.
435
00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,493
No, I'm sure it's that way.
436
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,729
It can't be that way.
It has to be over there.
437
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,664
We came from that path. No!
438
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,534
[Chattering indistinctly]
439
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:55,607
Girl: Hi, Mrs.
Partridge! Hi, girls!
440
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,376
All: Hi!
441
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,982
Do you know those girls?
Where'd they come from?
442
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:06,017
We had breakfast
with them this morning.
443
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,919
Yeah, there's a
girl ranger's lodge
444
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,689
about 50 yards from here.
You've gotta be kidding.
445
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,425
What's wrong with those
guys, Mrs. Partridge?
446
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:15,393
They lost or something?
447
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,062
We are not lost!
448
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:22,434
We were sent here on a
survival test by the Pentagon.
449
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:26,271
We know exactly where we
are and exactly what we're doing.
450
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:31,076
Oh, did the Pentagon tell
you to stand in poison oak?
451
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,012
[♪♪♪]
452
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,551
Great, Reuben.
The Pentagon, huh?
453
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,319
[Laughing]
454
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,689
[♪♪♪]
455
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:46,793
[♪♪♪]
456
00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:50,863
[Both sneeze]
457
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,968
We had a lot of fun on
grandma and grandpa's farm.
458
00:23:56,969 --> 00:24:00,606
We went swimming in the
goldfish pond with live fish.
459
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,208
Looks like you had fun too.
460
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:06,444
Get out of here, kid,
before I Pierce your ears.
461
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,047
Well, how do you guys feel?
462
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:12,417
I've got a cold. I
think I've got frostbite.
463
00:24:12,418 --> 00:24:14,453
I'd have to get better to die.
464
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:20,826
What's that? What do
you think it is? Dinner.
465
00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,728
We're gonna nurse
you back to health.
466
00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:24,630
Well, it's the least we can do
467
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,765
since you risked
your lives to save us.
468
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:29,735
They're making fun of us.
We try to do a good deed,
469
00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:33,038
and they humiliate us in
return. Are we gonna take that?
470
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:36,474
[♪♪♪]
471
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,945
Of course we're gonna take that.
472
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,380
Boy, I'm starved.
473
00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:45,584
Kincaid: Beans.
474
00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:48,486
I found your can opener.
475
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,189
[♪♪♪]
476
00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:54,727
[♪♪♪]
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