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[Pl play playin playing]
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♪ Hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love ♪
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Wake up, mom.
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What is it, honey?
Where's the eggs?
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In the refrigerator, behind
the leftover brussels sprouts.
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Thank you.
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Mom, where's the butter?
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Refrigerator. top shelf.
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Next to tracy's leftover
peanut-butter sandwich.
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Thank you.
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Mom, where's the caviars?
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We don't have any.
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Thank you.
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[♪♪♪]
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Caviar?
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[♪♪♪]
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[Man singing indistinctly]
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What's going on? Who's singing?
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Whoever it is, it could
use a vocal coach.
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It could use a muffler.
What's going on?
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I'm not sure, but i think it has
something to do with caviar.
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Caviar?
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Man: You sing it with me, okay?
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[Singing in russian]
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Sing it. sing it good. give it
me some brandy. okay, sing.
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Hi, mom.
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Ah, good morning, kind,
gracious, hospitable,
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American, middle-class family.
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Your breakfast is ready.
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Who are you, and what
are you doing in my kitchen?
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We invited him in. Chris:
yeah, he looked lonely,
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lying out there in the gutter.
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The gutter is not
my living quarters.
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I was merely painting your
house number on the curb.
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Oh. you must be the man
from the home helper service.
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I am nicholas minsky pushkin.
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Since your charming
children were so delightful
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and invited me in,
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i decided to make it for
you a luxurious, authentic,
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and very delicious
russian breakfast.
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[♪♪♪]
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Please, sit down.
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This morning, you are
going to eat it like russians.
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Just a second.
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I dedicate this
breakfast to you,
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beautiful lady.
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Behold.
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Eggs, siberian style.
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Ta-da.
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Of course, i am world
famous for this dish.
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But then, i am world
famous for many things.
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Master chef, expert horseman.
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Part-time cossack.
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And of course, i am also
known as a great artist.
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You've probably heard of me.
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Pushkin the magnificent?
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Um, pushkin the peasant?
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From pinsk?
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Mr. pushkin,
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you can't just come
into someone's home
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and fix yourself breakfast.
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Oh, i did not do this for
myself. i did this for you.
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Sometimes my
enthusiastic-ness over-bubbles.
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I'm very sorry. I
will... I will go now.
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Thank you for your hospitality.
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Wait, I... I wasn't
asking you to leave.
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It's just... what I meant was,
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you should ask before
you fix breakfast.
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I... I never thought for to
ask to do it, a good deed.
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You are very wise lady.
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[♪♪♪]
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Please. wait.
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Sit down. It would
make you happy?
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We'd be overcome with joy.
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In that case,
you got it, a deal.
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Eat up, eat up, more.
Because there's so much.
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I got the borscht, what
you never had before of.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, nicholas, that
was a great breakfast.
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Yeah. i hope it didn't
ruin my appetite for lunch.
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Thank you for sharing
your food with me.
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I must repay you.
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Oh, wait. There's
nothing to repay us for.
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But you treated me to a
meal by a world-famous chef.
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But you're the
world-famous chef.
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Then you have heard of me.
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Then you've probably also
heard i always repay a kindness.
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I may be a peasant,
but i'm not a bum.
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Nicholas, really.
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Maybe you got some kind of
odd jobs what needed to be done.
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No, we really
don't. Sure, we do.
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He can clean out the
garage and mow the lawn.
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Danny, those are your jobs.
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I was just trying to
help the man out.
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Say, mom, he could fix
the windows that are stuck.
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Keith, i asked you to do that.
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Say no more. i will unstuck
the wonderful windows
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of this wonderful family.
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[Singing in russian]
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Mom, do you get the feeling
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you've discovered a
charming frankenstein?
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Was the frankenstein
monster russian?
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His arm was. His foot
was hungarian, i think.
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[♪♪♪]
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See, the monster was made
up of a lot of different people.
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Guess you had to be there.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hi. anybody home?
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Uh, who are you?
Never mind who are i.
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Who are you?
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And how come you
don't knock it on the door
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from this wonderful family
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before you come into
their very private house?
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Well, i won't do it
again. Oh, kind lady.
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I find this beady-eyed
man sneaking in the house.
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Nicholas, he's
our friend. Friend?
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Not only that, i
am their manager.
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Oh, friend and mangler.
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Any friend from the partridges
is a good friend from mine.
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Oh, kind lady, i'm going now
for to unstuck the windows.
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Good to meet it. A good
friend, beady-eyed man.
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I liked it better when we
were enemies. who was that?
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His name is nicholas
minsky pushkin from pinsk.
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Uh-huh.
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Reuben, he arrived
here this morning
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and offered his many talents
in exchange for breakfast.
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Oh, i see. A freeloader.
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No, he's not a freeloader.
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He offered to repay us.
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Repay you for what?
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Not sure. This one works.
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Nicholas, that
window wasn't stuck.
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No?
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It is now.
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But don't worry. i have the
strength of ten kholmiakis.
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And i will...
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Fix the broken glass.
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[♪♪♪]
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That's it. i have unstuck
all your wonderful windows.
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Hey, that's great.
Works like it's brand-new.
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Nicholas, thank you very
much. It's very nice of you.
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That was nothing for pushkin
the magnificent, beautiful ladies.
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Good night to you both, and i
will see you tomorrow morning.
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Tomorrow?
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To fix it, the chair.
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What chair? The chair i broke
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when i stood on it for to
fix it, the window i broke.
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But don't worry your
pretty heads about it.
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I am an expert at
fixing chairs too.
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Good night, gracious, warm,
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kind, middle-class
american family.
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[Singing in russian]
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[♪♪♪]
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Nicholas: Hello,
beautiful family.
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But where are you going?
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We have a concert this
weekend. But you can't go.
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I got to fix it, the things i
broke. i got an obligation.
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But you fixed the
chair perfectly.
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What about the
ladder? What ladder?
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The one i used to reach
the nails to fix it, the chair.
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One of the legs got stuck
in the garbage disintegrator.
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But i could fix it. Oh,
there's no need for that.
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It was an old ladder. we were
gonna throw it away anyway.
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Was it an old
garbage disintegrator?
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[♪♪♪]
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Nicholas, believe
me, don't worry.
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You... you've done more for
us than we deserve already.
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But i can't leave a debt unpaid.
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Shirley: Goodbye, and
thank you for everything.
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Bye. Goodbye, kind lady.
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She thanks me. for what?
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[♪♪♪]
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[Applause]
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[Soft music playing]
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♪ Last night I
couldn't fall asleep ♪
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♪ because I wanted to
keep on thinkin' of you ♪
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♪ last night I was flyin' high ♪
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♪ I was happy, I was happy ♪
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♪ last night you
told me something ♪
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♪ that I won't forget if
I should live forever ♪
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♪ last night you
said you loved me ♪
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♪ and it gave me fever
and I thought it over ♪
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♪ baby ♪
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♪ my baby ♪
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Family: ♪ ooh, baby ♪
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All: ♪ when you are
there I'm aware ♪
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♪ that I must be dreaming ♪
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♪ when you are near ♪
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♪ I can hear my body screaming ♪
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♪ never let me go, honey,
never let me go, baby ♪
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♪ never let me go, never
ever ever let me go ♪
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♪ last night I
couldn't fall asleep ♪
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♪ because I wanted to
keep on thinkin' of you ♪
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Family: ♪ last night ♪
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♪ last night I was flyin' high ♪
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♪ I was happy, I was happy ♪
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♪ last night you
told me something ♪
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♪ that I won't forget if
I should live forever ♪
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♪ last night you
said you loved me ♪
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♪ and it gave me fever
and I thought it over ♪
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♪ baby ♪
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Family: ♪ ooh, baby ♪
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♪ my baby ♪
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Family: ♪ ooh, baby ♪
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All: ♪ when you are
there I'm aware ♪
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♪ that I must be dreaming ♪
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♪ when you are near... ♪
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Keith: Oh, no.
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Shirley: Is something wrong?
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Keith: I see nicholas' truck.
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And his tent.
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And i bet anything
nicholas goes with them.
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[♪♪♪]
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Ah, beautiful american family.
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Shirley: Nicholas, what
are you doing here?
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I figured out a
way to repay you.
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I painted your garage.
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It is a masterpiece.
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Well, it can't be too bad.
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Garages are
pretty hard to break.
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Come and see. the beauty
of it will clear your bloodshot,
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middle-class eyes. come with me.
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Reuben: why is it covered?
I told you. it's a masterpiece.
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A masterpiece must be unveiled.
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[♪♪♪]
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I don't believe it.
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That's my kind of garage.
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[♪♪♪]
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[ [♪ [♪♪ [♪♪♪ [♪♪♪]
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Mom, you told us always
keep the garage door closed.
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Adults have no sense of humor.
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Thank heavens
for the garage door.
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For why you raise the door?
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Now it's only half
a masterpiece.
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Nicholas, i think you and i
should go inside the house
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and have a little talk
about your masterpiece.
253
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,391
[♪♪♪]
254
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,336
Tell me, what is
wrong with my painting?
255
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,505
It doesn't belong on a garage.
256
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,107
Is it dirty?
257
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,642
Honey, it isn't dirty.
258
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,478
The human body is beautiful.
There's nothing wrong with it.
259
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,546
Good. then i'll
go lower the door.
260
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,950
But it doesn't
belong on a garage.
261
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,420
You're asking me to paint
it over, a pushkin original?
262
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,755
Look at it this way, Nicholas.
263
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,823
You can paint another
pushkin original.
264
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,593
Only this time, make it
yellow with white trim.
265
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,995
But i am a world-famous painter.
266
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,766
People pay fantastic prices
for one of my paintings.
267
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,134
Oh, forget it, shirley.
268
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,336
You're dealing with a
man who is suffering
269
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,704
from delusions of grandeur.
270
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,507
I refuse it, to paint
over my masterpiece.
271
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,642
Hey, there's a crowd outside.
272
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:44,877
A crowd?
273
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:47,179
[♪♪♪]
274
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,748
Everybody loves a sexy garage.
275
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:52,217
The garage door is down.
276
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,687
Hey, you kids, get away
from that garage door.
277
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,222
I'll go open the
door. No, you don't.
278
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,991
Just trying to lend
a helping hand.
279
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:02,761
I knew it. everybody comes
for to see the pushkin original.
280
00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:06,932
I didn't realize everybody
know about my work.
281
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,068
Reuben: This is
gonna be great publicity.
282
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,770
The first family on the block
to have an x-rated garage.
283
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,873
Don't worry, reuben, it
isn't going to stay there.
284
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,209
[Doorbell ringing]
285
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,745
Don't answer it.
It's probably a raid.
286
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:24,350
Hello, mrs. partridge.
Hello, mr. phelps.
287
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,552
How could you put that
288
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,687
disgusting thing
out there with...?
289
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,823
Now, mr. phelps,
let me handle this.
290
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:34,226
Shirley, i don't know
as if you realize it,
291
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,328
but there's a 24-foot
lady on your garage
292
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,397
with 3 and a half
feet of clothing.
293
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,866
Yes, mrs. monahan. i know.
294
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:41,966
Oh, well, we...
295
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,137
These gracious people
and i, we were wondering...
296
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:48,240
Look, enough of this sweet talk.
297
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,109
Mrs. partridge, you
have 20 minutes
298
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,577
to do something about that or...
299
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,013
What mr. phelps means
is that we were wondering
300
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:56,582
how long it would be before
something might be done.
301
00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:01,286
Mrs. monahan, mr. phelps,
i am trying to do exactly...
302
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:04,023
Nineteen minutes
left, mrs. partridge.
303
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:07,359
You need help, kind
lady? This is the, uh, artist?
304
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:08,961
And i use the term loosely.
305
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:12,631
Da, and that is my masterpiece.
306
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:14,033
Did you hear that? A russki.
307
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:18,270
I should have known. he's
after the minds of our children.
308
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,239
Nicholas didn't mean any harm.
309
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,241
And you call yourself a mother?
310
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:23,442
Now, just a moment.
311
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,977
May the locust of misfortune
312
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,080
fly into one of your
ears and out the other.
313
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:31,917
Did you hear that? That...
that russki swore at me.
314
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,485
Well, mrs. partridge, i...
315
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:36,755
I don't like the kind of
company that you keep.
316
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,358
And i don't like the
kind of company
317
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,894
i'm keeping right now. Goodbye.
318
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,598
I knew you would see
it my way, kind lady.
319
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:49,635
I knew you would not paint
over a great painting like that.
320
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,845
I'm still gonna paint over it.
321
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,971
I just didn't want them
telling me what to do.
322
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,941
Keith, go to the hardware
store and get some paint.
323
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,176
Mom, this is sunday.
324
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,710
Oh, that's right.
325
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,413
All right, kids, we're
gonna have to work in shifts
326
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,282
until tomorrow. Doing what?
327
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:06,518
Keeping an eye on that garage
to make sure the door stays up.
328
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,387
Great. i'll go
take the first shift.
329
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:11,156
Forget it. you're the
one we'll be watching.
330
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,225
Well, it was worth a try.
331
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,694
[♪♪♪]
332
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:18,063
Well, i told you we
had to watch him.
333
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,899
He was about to charge a kid
50 cents to pull down the door.
334
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:24,536
What can i say, i'm a
businessman at heart.
335
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,139
Kids, leave that garage door up.
336
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,942
Go back out and keep an
eye on... On the garage door.
337
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,678
You keep an eye on
him. Okay, come on.
338
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:36,181
The world doesn't
appreciate great art anymore.
339
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,651
I am going to
drown it, my sorrows.
340
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:42,087
Could i have the glass
milk? In the kitchen.
341
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:45,524
[♪♪♪]
342
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,892
We can paint over the garage.
343
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,628
I found my crayons.
And i found a man.
344
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:53,198
Kids, we can't cover the garage
with crayons. who are you?
345
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,000
My name is sioux.
346
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,702
A boy named sue?
347
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,637
S-i-o-u-x.
348
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,205
It's a nickname. you see,
349
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,175
i'm a quarter sioux indian
so they call me sioux.
350
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,744
What do you want? I'm
a reporter for the free life
351
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,646
and i was wondering if maybe...
352
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:10,249
Shirley, the free life
is one of those terrible,
353
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,483
underground newspapers.
354
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,085
Sioux: Hey, don't call names.
355
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,721
That ain't humpty dumpty
on your garage, you know.
356
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,823
It's not my garage. It's hers.
357
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,791
Look, mr. sioux,
i think it might...
358
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,128
You should not be talking to
anybody from that newspaper,
359
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:25,464
especially a guy named sioux.
360
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:28,600
Reuben, i'll handle
this. Sioux: thank you.
361
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,203
I guess you know your
neighbors are pretty upset.
362
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,738
Oh, it's hard to miss.
363
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,473
Did you know that
some are thinking
364
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,441
about having you
and the artist arrested?
365
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,343
Shirley: Arrested?
366
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:41,413
Look, i'll admit our garage
is a little out of the ordinary,
367
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,348
but the painting
is not in bad taste.
368
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:44,950
Who cares about taste?
369
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,819
Do you realize what this
kind of publicity could do to us?
370
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,589
We'll be lucky to get a
gig at the pussycat lounge.
371
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,823
Laurie: Mom?
372
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,426
Mom, what's wrong with nicholas?
373
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,861
What do you mean?
374
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,796
I saw him run to his
truck and take off.
375
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,798
So he ran out on us. Figures.
376
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,533
Hey, you must be
danny and laurie.
377
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,502
My name's sioux. Oh, glad to...
378
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,637
[♪♪♪]
379
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:13,145
Mom, there's even more
people out there than before.
380
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,780
You left the garage unguarded?
381
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,683
Yeah, but i thought you
ought to know what's going on.
382
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,885
Hey, you kids,
leave that door alone.
383
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:22,421
Uh-oh. mr. phelps
and some other people
384
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,556
are starting to gather
across the street.
385
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:25,991
And they don't
look too friendly.
386
00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:28,260
They're starting
to come this way.
387
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,896
And they're armed. Armed?
388
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:34,066
Yes. they each have
a bucket of paint.
389
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,203
Why couldn't i take
a nice safe job?
390
00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:41,073
Like milking cobras.
391
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:46,979
All right, mr. phelps.
That's far enough.
392
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,914
All right, mrs.
partridge. This is it.
393
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,983
We're taking matters
into our own hands.
394
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,951
It's our duty to
protect the community.
395
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:54,953
You're not gonna
paint my garage.
396
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,322
You have five different
colors of paint there.
397
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,925
Look who's suddenly
worried about taste.
398
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:03,629
Well, now, couldn't we settle
this over a nice cup of tea?
399
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:06,498
Must we always lash out
with multicolored paint?
400
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,334
We're gonna get rid of
that... That painted lady.
401
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,336
Please, please.
402
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,206
Leave it alone. i like it.
403
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:18,877
Step aside, mrs. partridge.
We're coming through.
404
00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:21,313
Leave our mommy
alone. Danny: yeah.
405
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:24,616
We're not lowering the
door for less than 50 cents.
406
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:27,753
[Siren wailing]
407
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,155
Well, at last we'll
get a little action.
408
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,966
[♪♪♪]
409
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:46,672
Danny: mr. pushkin. You
saved it, my masterpiece.
410
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:50,142
You are a wonderful lady.
411
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:53,011
We thought you ran
out on us. Me, run out?
412
00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:55,714
Do i look like a
beaded-eyed fink?
413
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,783
Present company exceptionalized.
414
00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,185
I went to get mr. hensley,
415
00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:04,056
the "curatatator" from the
rothschild museum from art.
416
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,791
You're kidding.
417
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:09,828
Shirley: is that true? Yes.
418
00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:13,131
And after inspecting
this painting
419
00:22:13,231 --> 00:22:17,436
i'm convinced that you really
are nicholas minsky pushkin.
420
00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:19,037
From pinsk.
421
00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:21,406
You mean this man
really is a famous artist?
422
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:24,943
Well, at least extremely
well-known in artistic circles.
423
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:28,880
I'll have to die before
everyone knows i'm a genius.
424
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:32,284
You mean this painting
is...? It's a real painting?
425
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:36,488
It's a masterpiece. And
worth a lot of money.
426
00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:38,123
Mr. pushkin,
427
00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:40,726
how would you like to
do a mural on my wagon?
428
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:43,929
Look, we don't want
this kind of a masterpiece
429
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,263
in our kind of neighborhood.
430
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,233
Well, of course it's up
to you, mrs. partridge,
431
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,802
but you simply cannot
paint over this lady.
432
00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:53,171
It really is a masterpiece.
433
00:22:53,271 --> 00:22:55,207
[♪♪♪]
434
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,509
I know.
435
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:03,415
But i can't leave this
lady on my garage.
436
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:08,019
There you are, mrs. partridge.
437
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,988
Thank you very
much, mr. hensley.
438
00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:12,157
Wow, look at all those zeros.
439
00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:15,160
I think i'm gonna
break out in a rash.
440
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:17,329
There's still one
thing i can't get over.
441
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:19,398
What's that?
442
00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:24,669
I never thought i'd see my
garage hanging in a museum.
443
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:27,672
[♪♪♪]
444
00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:32,777
[]
445
00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:37,682
Nicholas, i'm gonna
keep just enough money
446
00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:39,084
to have the garage fixed.
447
00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:41,019
But the rest of
it belongs to you.
448
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,556
Oh, i could not take it, fair
lady. you are so nice to me.
449
00:23:44,656 --> 00:23:45,891
Nobody's that nice.
450
00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:48,059
Beady-eyed, you
got a point there.
451
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,360
What are you gonna do with it?
452
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:52,998
Well, my first
responsibility is as an artist.
453
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,700
And an artist must suffer.
454
00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:59,037
How can you suffer
with all that money?
455
00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:02,207
I have a great plan that will
cause me excruciating pain.
456
00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:06,278
I will take this money
and go to las vegas.
457
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:09,281
Mom, how come i can
look at the garage here
458
00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:11,550
and i couldn't at home?
459
00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:14,920
Well,
460
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:17,189
because now it's a work of art.
461
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,324
Why wasn't it a
work of art at home?
462
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:26,998
Well, then, we didn't
know it was a work of art.
463
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:29,634
And sometimes we don't
know if something's good
464
00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:32,003
until someone tells us.
465
00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:37,008
I... I liked her even
before she was art.
466
00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:39,611
You got it, good taste. Yeah.
467
00:24:39,711 --> 00:24:42,214
[♪♪♪]
468
00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:48,285
[♪ ♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪]
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