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[The partridge family's
"Come on get happy" Playing]
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♪ hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love ♪
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Mom! Mom!
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Mom, I did it. I
did it. Did what?
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Remember when I told you I
wanted to handle our publicity
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and you laughed at me?
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You wanna handle our publicity?
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That's the trouble with
this family. I get no respect.
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You are a little young
for the job, Danny.
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That's why I decided to
prove I could do it. And I did.
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It's right here in
San pueblo today.
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"the x-rated life of Keith
partridge, by Keith partridge."
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I got the paper to
print it all by myself.
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"keith was born in a small
farmhouse in Spanish Harlem."
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what? He was born in a hospital
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right here in San
pueblo. In the new wing.
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Oh, mom, look at the
paragraph in boldface type.
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The boldface print
was my idea too.
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"a girl can look like
a bucket of frogs,
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but I'll dig her if she's
wearing a black garter."
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did they print the
paragraph in italics?
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I'm afraid they did.
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"keith's first love was
a girl named Rose,
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and that's why he has a
red Rose tattooed on his..."
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he doesn't.
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Oh, you probably never noticed.
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It's always covered
by his billfold.
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I don't know why Keith
made up this pack of lies.
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But I'm certainly
gonna find out.
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Mom, wait a minute.
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Read the small print.
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"written by Keith partridge
as told to Danny partridge."
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[♪♪♪]
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I suddenly get the idea
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that Keith knows
nothing about this article.
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Right. I just used his name
for that touch of realism.
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Oh, well, I'm glad to hear that.
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At least there's only one
degenerate in this family.
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Did I do something wrong?
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Forget I asked.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Danny, you're the most
corrupt person I know
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under three feet tall.
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How could you do it?
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I had to get some publicity,
just to prove I could do it.
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All right, so you
wanted to prove yourself.
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But that's no reason to
make up a pack of lies.
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I couldn't tell the
truth about Keith.
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Let's face it, he's boring.
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Danny, I think you and I
ought to continue this discussion
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alone, outside, in the garage.
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Couldn't we all talk about it?
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Sort of a group discussion? No.
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Are you gonna beat him up? Yes.
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Can I watch? No.
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[♪♪♪]
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Poor Danny.
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I wish I could watch.
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Poor Keith. What's he
gonna do when he finds out?
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I think I'll serve our x-rated
brother breakfast in bed.
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Along with this little goodie.
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[Knocking]
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Oh, good morning, good
morning, good morning.
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Wake up. You're
having breakfast in bed.
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It's a beautiful day.
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Why, the sun is out
and the birds are singing.
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It's one of those days
that just makes you feel
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happy to be alive.
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Come on, rise and shine,
before your waffles get cold.
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Uh, after 16 years of almost
total indifference from you,
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why this?
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Oh, whatever do you mean?
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Oh, come on. Breakfast in bed?
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And you haven't insulted
me. What's wrong?
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Well, I didn't want your
day to be a total loss.
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What total loss? It
hasn't even started yet.
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Oh, believe me, it started.
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You know, sundays are a good
day to catch up on your reading.
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Ciao.
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Ciao.
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[♪♪♪]
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How come you're
all standing around?
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I have no other choice.
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How did Keith take
it? Well, he hasn't yet.
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I bet he went back to sleep.
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Yeah, he's known to do that.
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No, his curiosity is piqued.
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It'll just take him a few
seconds to wake up.
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Right about now he's probably
at his mirror brushing his hair.
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[Thudding]
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He dropped his brush.
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Now he'll go back to
the bed, he'll sit down,
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he'll pick up the magazine,
and start reading the article.
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It should be sinking
in right about...
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Keith: I'll kill him! Don't
tell him where I am.
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[♪♪♪]
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I just want one shot
at him, clean and easy.
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Where is he?
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I was sold out.
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You sure were. You...
Keith, I was doing it for you.
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With that kind of publicity, I
could make you a superstar.
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Oh, well, I just wanna thank
you until you're black and blue.
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So, I'm a black-garter
freak, am I?
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You didn't read far enough.
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About the Rose tattoo?
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What Rose tattoo?
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The one on your...
Hm. What's a "Hm"?
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I don't know, but
your billfold covers it.
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You didn't.
Hearsay. All hearsay.
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Oh, you didn't. If
you didn't read that,
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I guess you didn't get to
the really embarrassing part.
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Embarrassing part?
You mean there's more?
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About you and Mrs. Damion.
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My English teacher?
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She turns you on. Dirty old man.
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[♪♪♪]
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Shirley: Keith, you're
in your pajamas.
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You can't go running around
the neighborhood like that.
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You'll start rumors.
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He's buried me.
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How can I go to school
tomorrow and face everybody?
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Especially Mrs. Damion.
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Oh, well, I'm sure
she's known all along.
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Women sense those things.
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[♪♪♪]
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Eat your hearts out.
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[Ringing]
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[♪♪♪]
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All right, now, that's enough.
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Obviously we've all read
the article about Keith.
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And I'm sure that we all realize
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he's the victim
of a practical joke.
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So now, let's just leave it at
that and get on with our lesson.
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Now, all right,
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yesterday we discussed
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how Elizabeth Barrett
eloped with Robert Browning
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and went to Italy. Well,
it was during this period
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that Elizabeth Barrett Browning
wrote her most famous poem.
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How do I love thee?
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Let me count the ways.
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I love thee to the depth
and breath and height
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my soul can reach,
when feeling out of sight
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for the ends of
being and ideal grace.
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I love thee to the
levels of everyday's
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most...
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Where is he? I'll kill
him. What's going on?
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Oh, nothing. I was
pelted with black garters.
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Mrs. Damion recited love
poetry to me for an hour.
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And don't ask about
the Rose tattoo.
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Where is he?
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[♪♪♪]
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There you are, you
redheaded hamburger.
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Keith, that's enough.
Look, I know how you feel.
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But can't we talk
this out like adults?
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Yeah, let's talk
it out like adults.
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Fine, fine.
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From one adult to
another, I'm gonna get you.
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Lots of things are printed
about all of us that aren't true.
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When you're in show business
you have to expect that.
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Why lecture me? He's
the character assassin.
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I already punished him for that.
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Yeah, well, I haven't. Keith...
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Keith,
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I just wanted to get
you some free publicity.
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I didn't know it'd end up like
this. I was wrong. I'm sorry.
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What can I say?
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I can't hit a kid
who's apologizing,
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even though he deserves it.
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This won't happen
again, will it?
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I promise, it won't
happen again.
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After next Sunday. What?
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The article I wrote
was a two-parter.
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You mean you wrote
something else about me?
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It'll be quick and merciful.
Keith, it's not about you.
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Oh?
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Who's the second part about?
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Well,
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it's about someone who I
deeply admire and respect.
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And I send her
mother's day cards.
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Let's get him.
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[♪♪♪]
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"so she decided to go
into business for herself.
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And that's when mom started
the school for exotic dancers."
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a school for exotic
dancers, huh?
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And you told me those
tassels were earrings.
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I have to give you credit,
mom. You think big.
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I learned to play the piano
to be the life of a party.
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Okay, have you both finished?
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Not quite yet.
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Take a look at the
paragraph in boldface print.
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Oh, I bet the boldface
type was Danny's idea.
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"the ship mom was on
hit an iceberg and sank.
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"mom was saved from going under
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"because she held
onto a man's beard.
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To this day she can't
resist a man with a beard."
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Laurie: Why, mom,
you never told us.
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I don't really need
this, you know.
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Hey, here's something good.
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A paragraph in italics.
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I don't care to read
anymore. Oh, well, then...
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Let's see.
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"when mom was alone and
lost in the jungles of Zanzibar... "
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I'd no idea you were
so well travelled.
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I was kidnapped a lot.
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"... she lived for
six months eating
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"only coconuts
and bamboo shoots.
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"then she was found by a
newspaper correspondent
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"wearing a trench coat.
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And that's why..."
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that's why what?
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"and that's why mom is turned on
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by any man wearing
a trench coat."
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where is Danny? He skipped out
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and I don't think he'll be
back until you've cooled off.
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If that's what he's waiting for,
we may never see him again.
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But when I do... Mom, look,
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we've all been
through this before.
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If you're gonna stay
in show business,
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you've gotta
develop a tough skin.
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Yeah, being on the top
can be a lonely place, mom.
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But the show must go on. Right.
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Oh, no, the show!
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The pta fashion show is today.
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How am I gonna
face all those women?
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[Knocking]
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Why fight it? You have
to face them sometime.
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I think it's for you, mom.
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[♪♪♪]
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Brought your milk,
Mrs. Partridge.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Thank you, Sheila.
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Our next model is
Mrs. Shirley partridge.
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00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:25,965
Shirley is wearing a casual
eveningwear ensemble.
251
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A demure Navy suede midi coat
252
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,438
with matching boots and cap.
253
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,908
In startling contrast
to this shy cover-up,
254
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:41,480
Shirley is wearing
shocking-pink hot pants.
255
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[Music playing]
256
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Shirley: Danny?
257
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,953
Where is he? I'll kill him.
258
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,188
Something wrong?
259
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,992
You know what's
wrong. Where is he?
260
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:31,130
Danny partridge.
261
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,864
I was sold out again.
262
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,401
We go with the strength.
263
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,436
Mom, is there something wrong?
264
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,339
Oh, just the same old thing.
265
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,174
Men popping out of nowhere
266
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,576
wearing trench
coats and grinning.
267
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,279
And then when I appeared
at the pta fashion show
268
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,215
the women threw pennies at me.
269
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:53,185
Honest, mom, I never
asked for contributions.
270
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,587
Mom, I think we should
talk this out like adults.
271
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,823
After all, you've already
punished him once.
272
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,892
A two-part article deserves
a two-part punishment.
273
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,161
[Doorbell ringing]
274
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:05,465
I'll get it. You certainly will.
275
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,668
Hi. Is your mother...? Reuben!
276
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:13,972
If that trench coat is your
idea of some kind of a joke...
277
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,909
No, it's my idea
of a trench coat.
278
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,911
What is going on around here?
279
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:24,350
Mom has come down with
an acute case of trench coat.
280
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,718
You know, you people
aren't making any more sense
281
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,055
than those reporters.
What reporters?
282
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,822
The ones who met
me at the airport.
283
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,624
They asked some weird questions.
284
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,760
Like what?
285
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,229
I can't say in mixed company.
286
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,098
What's all this about you being
287
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:42,000
from the Sally rand
school of etiquette?
288
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,503
Shirley: Danny
made up those stories.
289
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,904
He did?
290
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,873
Well, he can't
get away with that.
291
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,608
You should sue him for libel.
292
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,544
Never mind. What did
you tell the reporters?
293
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,880
I don't quite know what's
going on around here.
294
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:58,051
But I do know how to
handle myself with the press.
295
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,553
Reporter: Mr. Kincaid.
296
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,955
How much truth is
there in the recent article
297
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,591
concerning Shirley partridge?
298
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,127
Article? What article?
299
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,461
Great answer, Reuben.
300
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,130
Got out of that like a real pro.
301
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,931
I know how to
protect my clients.
302
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,901
Reporter: Well, the article
said that Shirley partridge
303
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,104
used to run a school
for exotic dancers.
304
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:21,173
You're kidding. No comment.
305
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,410
Reporter: There's also a
rumor Mrs. Partridge can't resist
306
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,112
a man with a beard.
307
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,114
I never knew...
308
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:31,450
No comment. No comment?
309
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:35,354
Oh, Reuben, I'm certainly
glad you dispelled all the rumors.
310
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,256
You made it sound
like it was all true.
311
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,591
You really got me off the hook.
312
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,828
He hit me with those cockamamie
questions out of the blue.
313
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,797
How would I know what
you were before I knew you?
314
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,167
Reuben.
315
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,635
Maybe we can call up the station
316
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,037
and have them retract
it on tomorrow's show.
317
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,973
Well, how do you
retract a "No comment"?
318
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,675
That does it.
319
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,111
I'm not gonna show my
face outside this house
320
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,147
until this whole
thing blows over.
321
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,514
Well, you can't do that.
322
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,716
What about the
concert tomorrow night?
323
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:08,154
Oh, the concert.
324
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,621
After the concert.
325
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,923
Seems to me that you
should be more worried
326
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,392
about the concert than after it.
327
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,228
It's a convention,
remember? All men.
328
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,197
[♪♪♪]
329
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,466
Yeah, and we've all
heard those stories
330
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,100
about wild conventioneers.
331
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,736
[♪♪♪]
332
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,843
[Indiscernible chatter]
333
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,482
Do they look friendly? Oh, very.
334
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:39,318
Joy buzzers, funny
hats, lots of confetti.
335
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,521
Just your average group
of clean-cut rowdies.
336
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,122
They're gonna get me.
337
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,292
Oh, why, now you're
being paranoid.
338
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,394
Mom, these people
are all from out of town.
339
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,862
They probably haven't
read our Sunday supplement.
340
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,932
Why, it's only local.
Do you really think so?
341
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,369
No, I was lying.
342
00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:02,007
Man [on microphone]:
Gentlemen, the partridge family.
343
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,177
[Applause]
344
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:13,018
♪ if you ever put me down ♪
345
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:17,756
♪ I would fall right
through the ground ♪
346
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:22,394
♪ couldn't make it on my own ♪
347
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:26,265
♪ couldn't stay here all alone ♪
348
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,733
family: ♪ ooh ♪
349
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:31,603
♪ and there would be no sun ♪
350
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:38,510
♪ and there would
be no one to run to ♪
351
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,946
♪ if you ever go ♪
352
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:44,149
family: ♪ honey, honey
you'll never know ♪
353
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,518
♪ honey, you'll never know ♪
354
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,154
family: ♪ honey, honey
you'll never know ♪
355
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:52,658
♪ what it would do to me ♪
356
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,294
♪ the hurt would be new to me ♪
357
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,196
♪ honey, it's new to me ♪
358
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,166
♪ if you could ever believe ♪
359
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:05,804
♪ the love I got up my sleeve ♪
360
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:10,208
♪ then you would never go ♪
361
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:14,446
♪ honey, don't ever go ♪
362
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,815
family: ♪ you'll never know ♪
363
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:21,553
♪ if you ever said goodbye ♪
364
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,957
♪ I would want so much to die ♪
365
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:31,096
♪ all the world
would look so gray ♪
366
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:35,100
♪ couldn't face another day ♪
367
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:39,738
♪ and there would be no sun ♪
368
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:45,577
♪ and there would
be no one to run to ♪
369
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,747
all: ♪ if you ever go ♪
370
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,417
family: ♪ honey, honey
you'll never know ♪
371
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,819
♪ honey, you'll never know ♪
372
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,488
family: ♪ honey, honey
you'll never know ♪
373
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,390
♪ what it would do to me ♪
374
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,426
family: ♪ what it
would do to me ♪
375
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,961
♪ the hurt would be new to me ♪
376
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,696
family: ♪ honey,
it's new to me ♪
377
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,698
♪ if you could ever... ♪
378
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,035
[applause]
379
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:17,844
Well, if they're gonna get
you, they're gonna get you now.
380
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:27,118
Men: Bravo! Bravo!
381
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,390
Gee, they really like us.
We'd better take another bow.
382
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,896
[♪♪♪]
383
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,778
It just got here.
384
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,145
Great.
385
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,081
Here, let's hide it.
386
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:59,250
Shirley: What's going...?
Danny: Good morning.
387
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,953
Ah. Good morning, brother.
388
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,289
Welcome to breakfast.
389
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:07,426
Laurie: Two eggs over
easy, bacon crisp and dry.
390
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,060
Just the way you like it.
391
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,362
Fresh chocolate milk
392
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,631
served in your favorite
Donald duck glass.
393
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:15,667
A big napkin
because you're messy.
394
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,302
In case you haven't noticed,
395
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:18,970
there are two words
that are not used
396
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,172
in the partridge
family vocabulary:
397
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,774
"brotherly love."
398
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,844
however, there are two
words more commonly used.
399
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,078
Yes?
400
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:30,348
"get even."
401
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,951
Keith, what's in that magazine?
402
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:36,688
Well, mom, ever since Danny's
article about you came out
403
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,957
it sort of took me
out of the limelight.
404
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:42,494
So I've noticed. And
as concerned children
405
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:45,997
we felt that what was needed
was a re-focusing of attention.
406
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,866
So we all got together and...
407
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,235
"and Danny really
doesn't wanna be a singer.
408
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:53,705
He only sings with the family
to pay for his ballet lessons."
409
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:57,008
ballet lessons? That's
an out-and-out lie.
410
00:22:57,009 --> 00:23:00,646
Well, they can't tell
the truth about you.
411
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:03,214
Let's face it, you're boring.
412
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,784
Keith: Yeah. Get
down to the good part.
413
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,520
Skip down to the
paragraph in boldface print.
414
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,522
Chris: The boldface
print was my idea.
415
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,824
Everybody kicks you
when you're down.
416
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:15,994
Well, go ahead. Read
the worst. I can take it.
417
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,295
Okay.
418
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:20,666
"danny claims to be
very tight with his money.
419
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:24,269
"but the truth is he's
generous to a fault.
420
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:27,272
"he's constantly giving
away all his money to charity.
421
00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:30,876
"he once pledged the shirt
off his back to a telethon.
422
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:34,212
In fact, being
poor turns him on."
423
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:35,481
[doorbell ringing]
424
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,683
That's defamation of character.
425
00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,886
I'm a tightwad and you know it.
426
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,454
That's a low blow.
427
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:45,157
Yeah. Right in the billfold.
428
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,527
Danny, it's for you.
429
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:51,097
[♪♪♪]
430
00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,973
Mom?
431
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:09,548
Give till it feels good.
432
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,851
[♪♪♪]
433
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:23,195
[♪♪♪]
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