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[The partridge family's
"Come on get happy" Playing]
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♪ hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love ♪
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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[♪♪]
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And I say those films
can't even compare
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with fellini and bergman.
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I'm not comparing them to
fellini and bergman, you are.
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Look, I'll admit they
weren't polished,
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but those films were
bordering on genius.
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Those films were
bordering on boredom.
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Laurie: I never said
they were perfect.
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They're underground films.
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And that's where they
should've left them too.
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I'm afraid to ask,
but how was the film?
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Great. Terrible.
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I didn't realize you
were taking them
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to a controversial film.
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We went to see some
experimental films
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by some young filmmakers.
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And I thought the films
were extremely artistic
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and enlightening.
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Okay. Well, then maybe
you can explain to me
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why the flowers exploded.
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Why the flowers exploded?
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That's obvious, Danny.
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Well, of course, it's obvious.
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Danny: Fine. Then
maybe you can explain
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why they covered that asparagus
patch with whipped cream.
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I hate to interrupt, Reuben,
but it's time for Danny
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to go to bed.
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Oh, what a shame.
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Well, pleasant dreams.
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You've gotta be kidding.
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Come on, boy.
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[♪♪]
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Good night, sweetheart.
Keith: Good night, Danny.
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Good night.
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Asparagus and whipped cream?
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Laurie thinks that's art.
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You think "Flash
gordon" Serials are art.
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Well, at least "Flash
gordon" Is funny.
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It certainly makes more sense
than all that phony symbolism.
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I suppose you could do better?
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I'd love to make a movie
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putting on all those
hokey experimental films.
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Not only would mine be
funnier, it would be better too.
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Spoken like a true egomaniac.
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Mom, do we still have
that old 8 mm camera?
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Top shelf, hall closet.
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Mm-hm.
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Mm-hm.
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I forgot all about that
old camera, Shirley.
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How come you
don't use it anymore?
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Well, I used to show
so many home movies
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that one by one, my
friends started to drift away.
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Mom, it's beautiful.
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Would you like us to
leave you two alone?
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You know, I really could
make my own movie.
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Let's see, film and
developing, say, 15 bucks.
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Mom? Sorry.
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[Sighs]
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[Clears throat]
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Oh, no. No way.
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[♪♪]
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I only launch new careers.
I don't finance them.
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Where am I gonna
get that kind of money?
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Danny: Psst. Psst.
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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Come on, Danny. If you're
willing to lend me the money,
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there's gotta be
a string attached.
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Can't i...?
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Can't I just want
the satisfaction
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of helping a brother in need?
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Uh-huh. Try again.
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Okay, maybe I'm
investing in your future.
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Oh, sure you are.
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Okay...
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I want a piece of the action.
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Piece of what action?
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Lights, camera, action.
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[♪♪]
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This is ridiculous.
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Humans are ridiculous.
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That's gonna be the
message of my film.
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Come on, give it a try.
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All right, what do
you want me to do?
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Now, you're Cleopatra
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and I want you to exit
your tent to this door.
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Now, Cleopatra was very
sexy, so be sexy, okay?
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I feel silly.
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Don't worry about
it. Just act natural.
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Danny: You better
make up your mind.
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Do you want her to
act natural or act sexy?
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I know what he wants.
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Okay.
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[Camera whirring]
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Cleopatra being sexy. Take one.
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And action.
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[♪♪]
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Cut it.
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Cleopatra being dull. Take one.
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[♪♪]
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♪ everybody's going places ♪
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♪ doing things
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♪ look at all the
smiling faces ♪
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♪ sing
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♪ we're having a ball ♪
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♪ doing a number
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♪ having a ball
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♪ getting it on
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♪ together, together together ♪
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♪ having a ball
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♪ yeah, we're having a ball ♪
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♪ having a ball
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♪ yeah, we're having a ball ♪
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♪ town to town we've found
the sound that's happening ♪
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♪ and what we've found ♪
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♪ is what we play and sing ♪
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♪ yeah
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♪ we're having a ball ♪
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♪ just doing a number
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♪ having a ball
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♪ just getting it on
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♪ together, together together ♪
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♪ having a ball
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♪ together
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♪ yeah, we're having a ball ♪
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♪ together
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♪ yeah, we're having a ball ♪
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♪ together
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♪ yeah, we're having a ball ♪
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♪ together
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♪ yeah, we're having a ball ♪
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♪ together
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♪ yeah, we're having a ball ♪
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♪ together
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♪ yeah, having a ball
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[laughing]
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Waiting for someone?
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Uh, yeah.
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Mr. Kincaid. He's
gonna be in our film.
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Oh, really?
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Well, he doesn't actually
know he's gonna be in our film.
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All right, let's have it.
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Uh, it was all Danny's idea.
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It's ingenious.
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In fact, it borders
on being diabolical.
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Yeah. You see, my film
needed a little production value.
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And we couldn't afford
any costumes, so...
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We invited Mr. Kincaid
to a costume party.
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You didn't.
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[Doorbell rings]
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[♪♪]
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[Door closes]
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Rueben: Talk about
your law and order.
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A guy isn't safe on
the streets anymore.
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What happened?
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Oh, a couple of wiseacres
followed me here in the car.
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And then they got mad because
I wouldn't Grant their wish.
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What wish was that?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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But if I hadn't managed to
poke one of them in the eye
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with my magic wand,
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well, I might not
be here right now.
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Oh, and I even
got my hem all dirty.
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Hey, why don't you
have your costume on?
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Reuben, I have a
confession to make.
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I have a couple of rotten kids.
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This isn't a put-on.
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No. No, they wouldn't.
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Dolley Madison. Take one.
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They would.
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Reuben, you're on camera.
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[♪♪]
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Reuben: Some
world premiere this is.
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You don't have one
searchlight out front.
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Kids, here are your seats.
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Well, it's only a home movie.
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But maybe I should go
outside and wave a flashlight.
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It's gonna be good.
You'll really like it.
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I certainly hope so,
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the way you've been
hounding us the last two weeks.
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Popcorn. Get your
home-popped popcorn here.
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Mr. Kincaid?
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Thought popcorn was
supposed to be white.
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So? So, what if
it's a little burned?
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This isn't a first-class
theater, you know.
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You could do charcoal
etchings with this stuff.
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When are we gonna see the movie?
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Yeah. I'm getting bored.
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Wait until you see the movie.
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Okay. Ready.
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Now, remember,
this is just a rough cut.
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I've been editing it
on that little viewer,
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so this is the first time
I'm gonna see it myself.
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What does that mean?
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That means that your big brother
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is copping out.
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[Projector whirring]
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What's that?
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I put them in.
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You can't have a
film without credits.
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I thought this film was
titled the history of the world.
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Danny: It was. We
had to change the title.
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We ran out of film in the
middle of the 16th century.
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"produced by Danny partridge"?
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I deserve a credit.
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"inspired and financed
by Danny partridge."
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all: "entire production under
the personal supervision
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of Danny partridge."
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Where's my credit?
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I ran out of paper towels.
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Reuben: Oh, that's
exciting. [Shirley laughs]
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Shirley: Very good, Chris.
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You're a real artist.
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Laurie: That's really cute.
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Oh. [Laughs]
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Laurie: That is
delightful, Tracy.
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Hey, Keith, this is great stuff.
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You could sell it to
the keyhole theater.
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What's that?
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The stuff we couldn't
sell to the theater.
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Oh, funny.
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Shirley: Oh.
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[Danny wolf whistling]
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Very sexy, Laurie.
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Well, I tried.
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[Laurie laughing]
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Laurie: Oh. That's great, mom.
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Reuben: And you've been
wasting your life singing.
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Laurie: What a ham.
I'm a real Sophia loren.
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Who? Who?
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[All laughing]
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I just realized,
for the first time,
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how much I look like my mother.
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I feel sorry for your father.
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[Laughs]
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Shirley: You're
beautiful, Reuben.
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There goes our gp rating.
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Psst, Keith? Keith, come here.
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What is it? We're just
getting to the best part.
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I know. Do you
hear that laughter?
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Yeah. I think they like it.
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Even more than I
thought they would.
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Exactly. You never know
what the public will like.
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I always thought I'd be worried
about getting my 15 bucks back.
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Keith, we're sitting
on a gold mine.
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
265
00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,879
Okay.
266
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At 25 cents admission,
267
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,115
all we have to
sell is 60 tickets
268
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,251
and we've covered
the cost of the film.
269
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,219
Anything after
that is pure profit.
270
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,220
[Sighs]
271
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,521
To tell you the truth, Danny,
272
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,223
I was a little
disappointed with the film.
273
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,193
Name one thing wrong with it.
274
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,095
Soft focus, overexposure,
275
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:19,598
sun glare, strobing
effect, harsh lighting.
276
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,300
Well, if you're
gonna be picky...
277
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,802
Besides, it was
supposed to be funny.
278
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,572
And everyone
agrees it was funny.
279
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,007
Yeah.
280
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,309
When Reuben walked
in in that dress...
281
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,412
See? You think it was funny.
282
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,415
Yeah, it was funny, I guess.
283
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,749
[Sighs]
284
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,786
Okay, let's give it a shot.
Where shall we show it?
285
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,891
Grauman's Chinese is booked.
286
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,426
How about our garage?
287
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,727
[♪♪]
288
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,763
Okay, Mr. Promoter,
where are all the people?
289
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,465
Give them a chance.
290
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:57,403
I think an hour and a
half is a terrific chance.
291
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,505
We should have had
a sneak preview first.
292
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,274
Then word of mouth
would stir people's interest.
293
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,010
When enough
people are interested,
294
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,078
wham, we sock it to them.
295
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,446
I'm not interested in the money.
296
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,315
I'm just interested
in aesthetics.
297
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,816
I wanna be judged by my peers.
298
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,120
But your peers didn't show up.
299
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,055
Yeah, well, I've
waited long enough.
300
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,957
I got a date. Where you going?
301
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,325
[Sighs]
302
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,361
If I'm unlucky, the taco stand.
303
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,431
If I'm lucky, muldoon's point.
304
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,900
[♪♪]
305
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:33,572
That would be
some sneak preview.
306
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,308
[♪♪]
307
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,991
You know, kid,
308
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,726
it ain't any of my business,
because the meter's running.
309
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,262
But I don't think
any of these people
310
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,863
are here to see a movie.
311
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,932
It's perfect.
312
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,233
They'll have
something to look at
313
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,734
when they come up for air.
314
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,603
They ain't gonna see nothing.
315
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,238
The windows are all steamed up.
316
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,107
I'm counting on the
film being good enough
317
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,608
to grab their interest.
318
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,043
Is it dirty?
319
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,344
Of course not.
320
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,614
Then it ain't gonna
grab their interest.
321
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,017
Come on, give me a hand.
322
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,187
[♪♪]
323
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,595
Look at these people.
324
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,931
The guys are only interested
in the girls as sex objects.
325
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,667
I don't think it's right.
326
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,269
Uh...
327
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,738
Yeah, I know what you mean.
328
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,073
[Sighs]
329
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,343
Well, wanna go get
a taco or something?
330
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:48,780
Imagine, me out
with Keith partridge.
331
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,051
[♪♪]
332
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,192
Oh, no.
333
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,396
Wait here. And don't look.
334
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,002
[♪♪]
335
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,271
Danny, what are you doing?
336
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:16,042
Having a sneak
preview for your peers.
337
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,443
What is this?
338
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,945
Guy 1: Somebody's
idea of a joke?
339
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,380
[Horns honking]
Let's get out of here.
340
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,882
These kids are
getting more rocks.
341
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,718
[Car horns blaring]
342
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,322
Guy 2: Get out of the
way. Give me another rock.
343
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,092
Guy 3: Get me another rock.
344
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,763
Why did you have to
show it at muldoon's point?
345
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,732
You said you wanted to
be judged by your peers.
346
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,434
I didn't know they'd be armed.
347
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,137
I don't mind being
panned, but being pelted...
348
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:49,208
Keith, maybe you can't blame
it entirely on the audience.
349
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:52,111
Looking back, I see your
movie had one basic flaw.
350
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,512
What's that?
351
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,513
It was rotten.
352
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,948
What? I'm just being objective.
353
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,085
A bomb is a bomb.
354
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,452
Looks like zanuck and Hitchcock
355
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,554
are having a big
production meeting.
356
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,290
If you're talking
about your next film,
357
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,826
I hope you'll consider
leaving town to shoot it.
358
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,296
We're going shopping.
Do you need anything?
359
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,531
Yeah. Stop at the
local torture shop
360
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,032
and pick up a pair
of thumbscrews.
361
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,434
Danny's size.
362
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,603
Why do that? If you
really wanna torture him,
363
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,506
just show him your movie again.
364
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,840
Bye. Bye.
365
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,910
Boy, everybody turns
on you when you're down.
366
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,180
[Phone rings]
367
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:30,649
Hello?
368
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,218
This is, uh, Sam greasley,
369
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,019
owner of the royal theater.
370
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,987
Can I speak to Keith partridge?
371
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,324
Speaking. Oh, yeah, Keith.
372
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,825
Listen, I understand
that you have a film
373
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,128
with all the members
of the family in it.
374
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,695
How did you know that?
375
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,298
Well, my son said he saw
it up at muldoon's point.
376
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,934
Oh, did he like it?
377
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,269
He... he didn't say.
378
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,570
But I feel
379
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,239
that any partridge family movie
380
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,307
would be worthwhile
to show in my theater.
381
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,808
You're kidding. No.
382
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,377
You know, just
a little something
383
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,446
to fill in after
the main feature.
384
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,649
What if I gave
you, say, oh, $100?
385
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,884
A hundred dollars?
386
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,553
It's a crank call.
387
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,054
Well, yeah. Sure, Mr. Greasley,
388
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,457
I'll bring it by tonight.
Yeah, okay. Goodbye.
389
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,259
Oh, and by the way,
390
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,960
you've made a new
filmmaker really happy.
391
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,364
Yeah. Okay. Goodbye.
392
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,631
[Sighs]
393
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,833
So you thought it
was a bomb, huh?
394
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,303
The owner of the
royal theater just called
395
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,373
and offered me $100 for my film.
396
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:30,676
That's six-and-a-half times
the original investment.
397
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:35,514
Keith, when can you have your
next production ready to roll?
398
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,484
You know, I was beginning
to have self-doubts.
399
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,820
But $100 for my first film.
400
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,790
Boy, wait till mom
hears about this.
401
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,358
[♪♪]
402
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,361
[Tires screeching]
403
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,163
[Sighs]
404
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:54,065
You don't think there might
be two partridge families?
405
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,568
I'll kill them.
406
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,371
[♪♪]
407
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,610
When you took those pictures,
408
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,546
you never said anything
about showing them in public.
409
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,181
Me playing Cleopatra.
410
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,683
I'll never be able to face
any of my friends again.
411
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,485
You made me look pretty dumb.
412
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,287
If my teacher sees
that bathtub scene,
413
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:19,090
I'll be thrown
out of first grade.
414
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,527
[♪♪]
415
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,731
If you think I'm going to
make my screen debut
416
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:30,402
with gossamer wings
and a dirty hem, forget it.
417
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,638
Drove by the theater, huh? No.
418
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:36,409
I read it in the entertainment
section of my paper.
419
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,744
Why couldn't you choose
420
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:41,813
a nice, normal
hobby, like sorcery?
421
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,716
Don't worry, Reuben,
that film will not be shown.
422
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,918
But, mom, I
promised Mr. Greasley
423
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,119
I'd have it there tonight.
424
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,988
I can't go back on my word.
425
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,290
The people are gonna expect
426
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,891
to see the partridge
family on film.
427
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,260
Fine. But first,
428
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:57,229
you're going to cut out all
of the embarrassing parts.
429
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,630
And we're going to help you.
430
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,632
You're gonna censor
my film? Come on.
431
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,601
That's like putting your
foot through a Rembrandt.
432
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,935
Laurie: In this
case, it's more like
433
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,737
putting your foot
through a beer sign.
434
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,408
[♪♪]
435
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,345
[Sighs]
436
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,747
Well, I hope you're happy.
437
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,083
There lies the
best work of my life
438
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:21,019
on the cutting room floor.
439
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,989
Is that all? That's it.
440
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,358
Like to know what's
left of my masterpiece?
441
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,759
What?
442
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,895
Nothing but shots
of people waving.
443
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,096
You're kidding.
444
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,698
[Sighs] No.
445
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,501
And that's not exactly
what Mr. Greasley paid for.
446
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,636
Mom, he's advertised.
447
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,373
We're gonna have an
awful lot of explaining to do.
448
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,575
I suppose that's true.
449
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,210
Then I can work on my film.
450
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,447
All: No!
451
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,550
Okay, what am I gonna do?
452
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,385
The only logical thing.
453
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,655
Get the money
before he sees the film.
454
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,992
Well, there is one way.
455
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,563
If we all agree to it.
456
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,599
[Playing "Hello, hello"]
457
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,103
♪ hello, hello
458
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,239
♪ hello, hello
459
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,874
Keith: ♪ I love you so
460
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,509
♪ I love you so
461
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,445
Keith: ♪ yet it all began
462
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,713
♪ when I ran
463
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,181
♪ into you
464
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,517
♪ not so long ago
465
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:29,054
♪ and since that
day I wanted to say ♪
466
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,424
♪ hello, oh, oh
467
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:33,992
♪ hello
468
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,226
♪ hello, hello
469
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,295
♪ would you like to go
470
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,864
all: ♪ would you like to go
471
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,366
Keith: ♪ to a place with me
472
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:41,667
♪ ah
473
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:44,636
♪ where we can watch
474
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,972
♪ the hours go by
475
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:51,410
♪ 'cause you're someone
I'd like to get to know ♪
476
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,345
♪ oh, oh
477
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:56,314
♪ I still don't know your name ♪
478
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,785
♪ and I I couldn't care less ♪
479
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:05,024
♪ I like what I already see ♪
480
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,560
[audience laughs]
481
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,096
♪ whatever sign you are
482
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:14,467
♪ or what's your address ♪
483
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:19,706
♪ don't really
matter much to me ♪
484
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,541
♪ just wanna say
485
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,443
♪ hello, hello
486
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,512
♪ hello, hello
487
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,179
♪ I love you so
488
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,048
♪ I love you so
489
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,317
♪ yet it all began
490
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,219
♪ when I ran
491
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,487
♪ into you
492
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:38,123
♪ not so long ago
493
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:40,125
♪ and since that day
494
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,593
♪ I've wanted to say ♪
495
00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:44,464
♪ hello, oh, oh
496
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:48,166
[audience laughs] ♪ hello, hello
497
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,868
♪ hello
498
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,037
♪ hello, hello
499
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,474
[♪♪]
500
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,952
One for you. One for
me. One for Mr. Kincaid.
501
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:10,556
One for you. One for
me. One for Mr. Kincaid.
502
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:14,025
One for you. One for me. One...
503
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,226
What are you doing?
504
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,162
Divvying up the money
from Mr. Greasley?
505
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:18,497
No.
506
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:20,632
We invested our money
in a new business.
507
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,868
Well, it certainly
looks profitable.
508
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:24,903
Did Reuben put up
the rest of the money?
509
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,505
No, but he's still a partner.
510
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,507
Yeah. Only he doesn't
511
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,775
exactly know he's a partner.
512
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,710
I'm a little afraid
513
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,445
to ask this next question,
514
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:37,616
but, um, what kind of
business are you in?
515
00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,751
Oh, it's nothing
illegal or anything.
516
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,653
We deal in a product.
517
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:44,990
We sell them to different
psychedelic and book stores.
518
00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:48,795
They... they give us
a dollar for each one.
519
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,264
Laurie: Hi. Hi, Reuben.
520
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,933
Danny: Guess what, Mr. Kincaid?
521
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,702
The three of us are
in business together.
522
00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,638
Yeah, and you're
in for a big cut.
523
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:03,175
I think the lawsuit
will net me more.
524
00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:06,678
Reuben, what's the matter?
525
00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:09,280
This is the matter.
526
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,650
[♪♪]
527
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,485
[All laugh]
528
00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:14,953
I want one.
529
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,422
It's cute. Can I have it?
530
00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:19,991
Oh, no. I am gonna sue.
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But first, my aunt Rita
asked me to send her one.
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[♪♪]
533
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