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[The partridge family's
"Come on get happy" Playing]
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♪ hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love ♪
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[Music and gunshots on TV]
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Who left this mess in here?
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Who made that
mess in the kitchen?
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Did you want something, mom?
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No, I always talk to myself.
Who made that mess?
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Well, no one's perfect.
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Mom, I know I left my leotards
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hanging in the bathroom,
but they're not dry yet.
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Are there any more confessions
before I narrow it down
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to an apple core, a banana peel
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and the rest of that stuff
left on the kitchen sink?
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Oh, that mess. That mess.
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You left the refrigerator door
open, the milk was left out,
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and you know the garbage
goes in the garbage disposal.
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We're sorry. Sorry
isn't enough, Tracy.
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I've told you this
time after time,
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and it just seems to go in
one ear and out the other.
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Chris: We'll clean it up.
Right after the movie.
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No more movie. It's bedtime.
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In fact, it's past your
bedtime. Let's go.
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You're gonna make us go to
bed in the middle of the ambush?
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After you clean up the mess.
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No fair. They get to stay up.
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Shirley: They're older. We
didn't ask to be born last.
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Golly. We ought to run away.
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After you clean up the
mess. Then we'll run away.
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Fine. How about waiting
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until morning after you've
had a good night's sleep?
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[♪♪♪]
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Now we can watch the sexy movie.
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[♪♪♪]
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She's not even worried.
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Let's really run
away. Okay, let's do it.
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[♪♪♪]
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Boy, it's dark out there.
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I have a better plan:
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Let's run away in the morning
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after we've had a
good night's sleep.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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All right, everybody,
let's get started.
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One, two, one, two, three.
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[Singing "I would
have loved you"]
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We sounded pretty good.
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Yeah, I demand a raise,
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or I'm gonna join
the king family.
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Are we done? Yes, I guess so.
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Then, may we be excused?
We're gonna run away now.
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Bye.
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See you.
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Mom.
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Kids, wait a minute.
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If you're gonna run away,
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you'll have to take
more than that.
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I mean, you'll need
a change of clothes.
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It'll be cold tonight.
You'll need your jackets.
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Oh, I didn't think of that.
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Well, you have to
think of those things
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if you're running away.
You'll have to pack a suitcase.
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She's always been right before.
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Yeah, besides,
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I forgot my baseball.
Come on, Tracy.
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What kind of advice was that?
You encouraged them to run away.
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No wonder I feel so insecure.
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If you force a child
to stay at home
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it's only gonna make
him wanna run away more.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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They're not going anywhere.
Well, they're packing.
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I'll tell you exactly
what's going to happen:
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They'll walk out of here, go
about halfway down the block,
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as far as Mrs. Monihan's.
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They'll stop in and
have some brownies.
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After they've had a few,
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they'll forget why they're
mad and come home.
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The whole process
takes about 45 minutes.
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How do you figure that?
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You guys certainly
have short memories.
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You two did the very
same thing. Oh, great.
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I thought I had you
worried to death.
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Well, I hope you know
what you're doing, mom.
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Believe me, I do. I'm
gonna call Mrs. Monihan
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right now and tell
her to expect them.
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[♪♪♪]
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Well, I see you're
all packed. Yeah.
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I guess this is goodbye
then. I guess so.
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Goodbye. Bye.
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Bye, kids.
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Will you feed my turtles?
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Sure.
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Bye-bye, trace. Bye.
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You want some sandwiches
to take along or something?
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No, thanks. We'll get something.
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Yeah, maybe some brownies. Bye.
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[♪♪♪]
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Want me to follow them?
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Give them a head
start, then follow them.
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Mrs. Monihan, you better
break out the brownies.
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You should be able to
see them coming by now.
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You do? Good.
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No, Keith isn't
running away again.
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He's just following them.
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[♪♪♪]
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Maureen.
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Maureen, you know
I'd do anything for you,
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but I just can't do
it over the phone.
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Besides, it wouldn't
sound right without a guitar.
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Yeah, okay, look, I
can't talk right now.
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That I believe. He
can barely spell.
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Keith, are you
still on that phone?
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I'm expecting a call
from Mrs. Monihan.
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Bye. Are you worried?
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Why should I worry?
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Keith, you did see them go
to Mrs. Monihan's, didn't you?
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Sure did. You called
it right down the line.
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They've been gone an hour.
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Well, you are worried.
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No, it's just that...
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Well, you came
home in 47 minutes.
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And Danny came home in 52.
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You can't go by that, mom.
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Kids today lead a
different lifestyle.
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Mom, why don't
you just call them
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and tell them to come home?
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Oh, Laurie, you
missed the whole point.
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They... they have to wanna
come home on their own.
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I think I'll call Mrs. Monihan
about that bake sale.
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Mom, that was last week.
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Then I'll call her
about the kids.
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You big phony. Out.
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Hello, Mrs. Monihan,
this is Shirley.
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Please don't tell Chris
and Tracy I'm calling
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but I think it's
about time they...
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They did? Why
didn't you call me?
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The line was busy. What's wrong?
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No, no, don't worry.
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I'll... I'll let you know.
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Yes, thank you.
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They left 20 minutes ago.
Keith: Where did they go?
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She thought they came home.
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They must be in
the neighborhood.
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I'll go check the tree house.
Laurie: I'll check the park.
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I'll check the garbage cans.
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Well, it's a great hiding place.
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You never found me when
I hid in the garbage cans.
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[Phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Hello, Max? How are you?
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Shirley, I'm not
supposed to tell you this,
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but Chris and Tracy are here,
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and a cab driver
that wants $6.45.
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They're at Reuben's.
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Are they all right?
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They're doing better than I am.
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So don't worry
about a thing, Max.
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Just tell me what to do.
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Heads up, Mr. Kincaid.
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And you'd better make it quick.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Is your mother here?
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Where's Chris and
Tracy? At my place.
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You left them alone?
No, I left them at the pool.
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Four beautiful girls: Babs
and Carol and Tina and Alice.
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It sounds like an x-rated movie.
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Where are the children?
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He left them with babs and Carol
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and Tina and Alice.
Shirley: Are they all right?
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Hell, I should be doing so
well. Now, what is going on?
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I punished them
for making a mess.
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Well, they ran away.
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Well, they sure
left well-prepared.
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I lifted their suitcases and
nearly threw my back out.
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Mom, don't you think we
ought to go and get them?
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Not yet.
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Honey, I want them to
come home on their own.
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Reuben,
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would you mind if they stayed
with you for a couple of hours?
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Of course not, but
what good will that do?
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Well, maybe you can show them
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the bad side of living alone.
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Great idea, mom.
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A couple hours with Mr. Kincaid
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would drive anybody home.
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Danny,
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if you'd like to go to
the beach with me,
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I'll let you swim
in the riptide.
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Riptides are dangerous.
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Oh, who told you that?
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[♪♪♪]
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[Music playing]
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We had a lot of fun
with the babysitters.
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Yeah, wonderful.
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Wish I could say the same thing.
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Chris, we... we have
to have a man-to-man...
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Man... talk... talk.
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Oh, excuse me.
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You know, a
bachelor doesn't have
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a mother to take care of him.
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So he has to take
care of everything...
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[Sneezes]
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himself. Do you have a cold?
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No.
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It's the darndest thing.
It feels like my allergy.
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Well, what are you allergic to?
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Uh, certain kinds of dogs.
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What kind of dogs?
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Long-haired dogs.
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Sheepdogs are the worst,
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like the kind the
people next door have.
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Makes me sneeze
and break out in hives.
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Are hives like little red
marks all over your face?
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Well, yes.
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Guess what your
neighbors let me play with?
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[♪♪♪]
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Tracy, will you hurry
up with your bath?
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I have to put some
calamine lotion on my hives.
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Tracy.
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[♪♪♪]
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Tracy.
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Oh, Tracy.
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I only used this much.
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Well, stay here.
I'll... I'll get a mop.
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Ah!
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Mr. Kincaid, where did you go?
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[Sneezing]
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God bless you.
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[♪♪♪]
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What's that?
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It's the darndest
thing I've ever seen.
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It almost looks human.
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See, it has ten
fingers and ten toes.
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What's all the rest of it?
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Well, that's what's
got me stumped.
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Okay, kids, time
for you to go to bed.
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Already? I thought bachelors
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got to stay up as
long as they wanted to.
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Oh, now, you are only
apprentice bachelors.
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00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,827
Now, bachelor-union
rules specifically state
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that apprentices
under the age of 10
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must to go bed at 7:56 P.M.
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All right.
259
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Good night.
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[Phone rings]
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Hello. Kincaid: Shirley. Reuben.
262
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,784
How are the kids? Fine.
263
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,053
Why don't you let them
spend the night here.
264
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,588
I'm not doing anything.
265
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,791
Sure. It's very
nice of you, but...
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I am not doing it to be nice.
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00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,395
I'm out for revenge.
268
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,763
Believe me, tomorrow
they'll wanna come home.
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00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,000
Are you sure? Positive.
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[Doorbell ringing]
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There's my doorbell.
Talk to you later.
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00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:41,208
Well, all right. Goodbye.
273
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,014
Bonnie!
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[♪♪♪]
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Bonnie kleinschmitt,
what are you doing here?
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00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,753
One of the other
stewardesses wanted
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to go to Seattle, so
we changed flights.
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00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,391
Since I'm only going to
be in town for one night,
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naturally I thought of you.
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00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,663
Thanks.
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00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,665
I, um...
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I brought some champagne
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for us to start
the evening with.
284
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,544
We, uh... We'd
better not open that.
285
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,347
The pop might wake
up... The neighbors.
286
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,881
At 8:00?
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00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,584
Why, I thought this was a
swinging singles' apartment.
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00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,785
Right.
289
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:30,122
Everyone is resting up
for the long night ahead.
290
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,091
Why don't we watch
some television?
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00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,559
I... I think Billy Graham's on.
292
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:37,229
Reuben, if I wanted
to watch Billy Graham
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00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,066
this would be the
last place I'd come to.
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00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,368
Mr. Kincaid?
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00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,770
Take a letter,
miss kleinschmitt.
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00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,972
"I, Reuben Kincaid...
" Who are these kids?
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00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,807
Ki-kids?
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00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,842
Oh.
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00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,345
Uh, Bonnie,
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00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,813
meet Chris and Tracy.
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00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,847
Did you run away too?
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00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,750
No, but I'm about to.
303
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:02,188
Now, Bonnie, I am only
babysitting for a friend.
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00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,123
They'll be gone in an hour.
305
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:07,293
I promise. Now...
Wait for me, please?
306
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:10,430
Just one hour? Well...
307
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,432
You don't wanna go
through your whole life
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00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,866
with the name
kleinschmitt, do you?
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00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,070
I'll wait.
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00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,441
Mr. Kincaid...
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00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,311
Kids, how would you
like to play a game?
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00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:27,546
I don't think so. Good,
it's a great game.
313
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,015
Blackjack. We've
never played that game.
314
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,151
Don't worry, I'll teach you.
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00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,685
It's lots of fun.
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00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,688
Whoever gets all the chips wins.
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00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:40,760
Whoever loses all the
chips has to go home.
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00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,298
[♪♪♪]
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00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,137
Certainly is nice to have
dinner in peace and quiet.
320
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:55,341
Yeah, no little kids arguing.
321
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,675
Seems strange eating dinner
322
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,778
without Tracy sticking
her hand in my gravy.
323
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,581
I know. Without Chris here,
324
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,716
there's no one to throw
my mashed potatoes at.
325
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,685
That does it.
326
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,488
Danny can't even throw his
mashed potatoes at anyone.
327
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,290
I'm gonna go and get them.
328
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,824
You're gonna go
back on your word?
329
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:13,826
Yes.
330
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,165
Blackjack.
331
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,836
I have 19. You're not
supposed to tell me.
332
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:29,541
I have 18. Well, I was
gonna draw anyway.
333
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:33,612
Four. Sorry, 18 and four is 21.
334
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,314
Twenty-two.
335
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,683
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
336
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,686
Mr. Kincaid, do you
wanna borrow some more?
337
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:41,853
[Doorbell ringing]
338
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:45,957
Oh, no. Practice.
339
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,493
Just 15 more minutes...
340
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,396
Shirley: Hi, Reuben. Shirley.
341
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,001
Oh, my goodness.
342
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,204
Is this where you ran away to?
343
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,339
Yeah. What are you doing here?
344
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,774
I'm running away.
345
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,276
To here?
346
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,945
Yes. Would you like a brownie?
347
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,282
Mommies don't run away.
That doesn't make sense.
348
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,351
They're right. You
should be home.
349
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,186
You should all be home.
350
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,755
Reuben.
351
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,491
I just dropped by to
say goodbye to Reuben
352
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:23,128
on my way to hop a
freight train out of town.
353
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:26,732
Are you really leaving? Yes.
354
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:27,799
Why?
355
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,669
I'm just tired of
being the bad guy.
356
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,438
Always having
to tell my children
357
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:35,607
to pick their things
up, when to go to bed.
358
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,409
They always think I'm mean.
359
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,279
No, we don't. Yes, we do.
360
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,348
Well, some of the time.
361
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,949
Tracy: You can't run away.
362
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,752
We need you, right? Right.
363
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:51,323
You mean you would if
you were going back home.
364
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,691
Tracy: Well, yeah.
365
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,860
But mothers have
responsibilities.
366
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,027
You gotta stay home.
367
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,629
Why?
368
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,299
Keith and Laurie
are getting older now.
369
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,268
And Danny can
take care of himself,
370
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:06,004
and, well, my two
babies are gone.
371
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:09,541
Mommies need someone
to take care of and to love,
372
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,710
and we need to be loved.
373
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:16,816
Otherwise, I wouldn't be hopping
that freight train out of town.
374
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,819
I love you. We both do.
375
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,521
I love you too.
376
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,324
No mother of ours is gonna
hop a freight out of town.
377
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,925
We'll go home first.
378
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,960
We were coming home an hour ago.
379
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:32,898
Except Mr. Kincaid
wanted to play Blackjack.
380
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,801
You're kidding.
381
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:53,786
[Singing "Summer days"]
382
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,188
[♪♪♪]
383
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,357
Tracy, have you been
playing in my gravy?
384
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,193
What makes you say that?
385
00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:50,929
There's a tiny handprint
in my mashed potatoes.
386
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,931
Mom, Danny's gonna
flip his peas at me.
387
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,433
Danny. Shirley, I
really appreciate
388
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,635
your inviting me
over for dinner.
389
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,570
I'd hoped it would make up
390
00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,305
for the kids bothering
you last night.
391
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:01,540
Ah.
392
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,908
Yeah, we hear that
393
00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:04,876
happy bachelor life
is really something.
394
00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:07,112
You only know the half of it.
395
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,981
You're too young
to hear the other half.
396
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:11,850
Danny: Mr. Kincaid?
397
00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,351
Yeah?
398
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:14,986
Bet you 50 cents I can get that
399
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,889
quarter out without
touching the cup.
400
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,558
You're on. Danny: Okay.
401
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:25,330
Abba-kazabba kazabble,
402
00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:30,169
quarter go through the table.
403
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:37,075
Well, that's not the
same quarter. See?
404
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:39,612
There, I just got it
without touching the cup.
405
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,517
Danny, if you're ever thinking
406
00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:46,985
of running away from home...
407
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,153
Yeah?
408
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,254
Do it.
409
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,223
[♪♪♪]
410
00:24:57,697 --> 00:25:00,066
[♪♪♪]
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