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[Pl play playin playing]
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♪ Hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love ♪
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Hi, mom. Hi.
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How was the haircut?
Terrific, if you like baldness.
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They hardly took any off.
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You thinking of
buying that coat?
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Honey, that's not the sort of
coat a woman buys for herself.
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Why not?
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Because it's wildly
exotic and frivolous.
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You like it, though.
Yes, i like it.
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I didn't think you were interested
in crass, materialistic things.
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Well, i do have my
moments from time to time.
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Well, it's nice to know we
have something in common.
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[♪♪♪]
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Mail call.
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Partridge, keith.
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Partridge, laurie.
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Resident.
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Partridge, keith.
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Partridge, shirley. Mom.
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Partridge, danny.
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Resident.
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Anything important in the mail?
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No, nothing interesting.
Just personal mail.
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What do you call
interesting? Checks.
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How can you tell without
even opening the envelope?
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Well, when there's money
inside, my palms start to sweat.
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Mom, there's a letter
here for you from grandma.
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Would you open it for me, honey?
It's probably for all of us, anyway.
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Okay.
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It's a birthday card. Your
birthday's not for three weeks.
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You know your grandmother. She
sends christmas cards out in september.
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How old will you be, mom?
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Twenty-three.
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Mom, you don't expect
him to buy that, do you?
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Why don't you
tell him the truth?
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Because the last
time i told him my age
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he ran down the
street screaming,
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"my mommy's 32,"
to all the neighbors.
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So, what's wrong with
that? I was only 31.
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You don't understand
anything about women.
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I was just a kid then.
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[♪♪♪]
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Has anybody got any ideas
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about what they're gonna
do for mom's birthday?
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I thought about offering to
do all the cooking for a month.
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How about you? Buy the
family a stomach pump.
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Very funny.
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I know exactly what
i'm gonna buy her.
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You do? Well, what is it?
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Something wildly
exotic and frivolous.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Did you find out
what it costs? Yeah.
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You're still gonna let me
go halvers, aren't you?
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Sure. but you're gonna
have to come up with $1300.
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It costs that much? Hm-hm.
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When i think of all the stocks
and bonds i could buy with that,
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i get goose bumps.
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Maybe we should
wait until next year.
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No, i want her to have it while
she's still young enough to enjoy it.
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[♪♪♪]
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Mom, do you have
a ballpoint pen?
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Keith, i gave you
three just last week.
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I know. it's those ridiculous girls
at school. They keep stealing them.
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Danny: Can't they
afford their own pens?
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Keith: of course they can. Danny:
then why do they steal yours?
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Because he might have actually
touched them with his actual hands.
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That's cute, laurie. Very cute.
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I don't get it.
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Your brother
enjoys the reputation
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of being a very
romantic figure, danny.
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Although he's too
embarrassed to admit it.
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Danny: So they
steal his ballpoints?
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Oh, it's not only
his ballpoints.
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It's anything personal
this romantic figure owns.
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Is she kidding? Weird but true.
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Interesting.
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[♪♪♪]
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What'd you wanna see me about?
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There's a whole untapped market
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of sex-starved
teenyboppers out there.
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This is our big break.
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I'm not sure yet
whether i even like girls.
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I mean to get the
money for mom's fur coat.
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Don't you see? this is exactly
the business opportunity
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we've been waiting for. It is?
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Yeah. first we gotta
steal keith's toothbrush.
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Why? Because if they'll
steal his ballpoints,
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they'll pay money
for his toothbrush.
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Who'd buy a used toothbrush?
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Well, we can soon find out.
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First we'll get a few items of
his, and we'll test-market them.
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What sort of items?
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As personal as possible.
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Do you have a toothbrush?
I seem to have lost mine.
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I'll put one in the
bathroom. Thanks.
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Keith, do you want
the rest of your pickle?
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Uh-huh. You're not eating it.
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I'm going to.
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Danny: It's just lying there.
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Danny, if you want a pickle,
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there's a whole jar
full in the cupboard.
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No, thanks. I
don't like pickles.
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Keith: is there any more
milk? Shirley: in the refrigerator.
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[♪♪♪]
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Danny, did you eat my pickle?
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No.
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Come on, danny,
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you've had your eye on my
pickle ever since you came in here.
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How do you know
you didn't eat it?
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Because i'm not
that absent-minded.
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Then how come you
lost your toothbrush?
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Mom?
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Danny, did you eat his pickle?
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No, mom, i didn't
eat his pickle.
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Keith, you must've eaten
it. You just don't remember.
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Mom, how could i have
forgotten something like that?
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Is it really that important?
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My whole mouth was
all ready for that pickle.
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[♪♪♪]
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Psst!
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Wanna buy keith
partridge's comb?
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Are you kidding?
No. i'm his brother.
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I've got other
personal stuff of his too.
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Look.
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Wow. let's see the comb.
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How much? Seventy-five cents.
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There you go.
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Take your time.
Browse if you like.
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Girl: Wow, keith partridge's
comb. Where'd you get it?
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[Chattering]
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[♪♪♪]
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Well, i guess they're starting
to take me seriously now.
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I've just given them
a $19.00 deposit.
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That means $2581 left to go.
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Do you think we can do it?
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Sure. you didn't
see those girls.
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Hundreds came running at
me, screaming and yelling.
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Gosh. were you scared?
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No. i loved it.
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You know, i've never
been attacked by a herd
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of stampeding money
before. I sold everything.
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That's great.
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So, what do we do now?
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We get enough stuff to
hold a gigantic auction.
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Then we can make
a killing in one crack.
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So, what's next?
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We accumulate stock.
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[♪♪♪]
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Laurie, has keith been having
problems with a girl lately?
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How should i know?
I'm only his sister.
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Sometimes he tells you
more things than he tells me.
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Haven't you noticed
he's been acting strange?
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He's been acting
strange for years.
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He keeps losing things.
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He's always been that way.
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Remember the time he lost his hat and he
tore the whole house apart looking for it?
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He looked everywhere but on his
head. he even wanted to call the police.
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Okay, that does it.
Let's call the police.
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What? why? The belt
from my robe is missing.
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Keith, calm down.
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It probably just slipped off
when it was being laundered.
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It's not only the belt. It's the
toothbrushes and my sock
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and the shoelaces
and the shirt buttons
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and the sheet music
and my running shoe.
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Gee, sounds like a
case for the mod squad.
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It's not funny. somebody's
out to drive me crazy.
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It all started when
i lost my pickle.
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Well, then, maybe we should call
the bureau of missing vegetables.
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Do you know how silly you sound?
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You see? It's working.
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[♪♪♪]
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Chris: Why couldn't we just buy
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some toothbrushes
and say keith used them?
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Are you kidding? do you
want ralph nader on our backs?
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No. but i think keith's
beginning to suspect.
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He's starting to
look funny at me.
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He's starting to look
funny at everyone.
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Anyway, all we need
is one more thing.
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Something sensational
and sure-fire
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that will attract
people to the auction.
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Something really personal.
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How about if we steal his bed?
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No, i think he'd miss that.
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I've got it! What?
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I'll give you a hint.
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It's very personal, it's brown,
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and girls would love to
run their fingers through it.
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[♪♪♪]
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Okay. be sure to put at least
three hairs in each envelope.
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We want them to get
their money's worth.
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Are we gonna hold the
auction tomorrow, danny?
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Yep. i just wish we had time
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to get out a line of
lockets to go with the hair.
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Then we'd really clean up.
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[♪♪♪]
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What's keith gonna do
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when he finds that
big hole in his head?
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He won't notice.
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He's gotta miss 36
envelopes of hair.
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I took it all from the back.
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He doesn't have eyes
in the back of his head.
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[♪♪♪]
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[Screaming]
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What is it?
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Keith: My hair's fallen
out. I'm bald as a bumper.
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What? I think i've
caught something.
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Look at the bald spot
in the back. Let me see.
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It's an awfully neat
circle to be a disease.
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It looks like someone's
chopped away with scissors.
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You mean someone's
stolen my hair?
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Now will you believe somebody's
out to get me? look at my hair!
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Keith, keith, calm down.
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Calm down? There's a big
crater in the back of my head.
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There has to be a
logical explanation for this.
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Mom, you're not gonna
tell me i've misplaced it.
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[♪♪♪]
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Okay, the coast is
clear. Danny: okay.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hi.
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Hi. where you going
with the wagon?
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What wagon?
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Oh.
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Oh, we're going to school.
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What's in it?
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Just some junk.
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Oh. you recycling it?
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In a way.
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See you, mr. kincaid.
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[♪♪♪]
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Look, keith, it's
no great tragedy.
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I mean, it will grow back.
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What am i gonna do until then?
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Well, wear a cap.
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00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,090
Somebody stole it.
252
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,925
It's the grand
canyon back there.
253
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:56,362
Honey, it's not that bad.
254
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:57,930
Who'd wanna steal my hair?
255
00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:01,533
Have you heard about a
band of hair thieves in town?
256
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,370
Hi. what's all this
about thieves?
257
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:08,240
Hi, reuben. Somebody
stole Keith's hair.
258
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,643
[♪♪♪]
259
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,412
You don't have any questions?
260
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,547
Oh, i have a
number of questions.
261
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:19,251
I just can't make up my
mind which one to ask first.
262
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,520
[♪♪♪]
263
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:25,124
Keith, have you had a fight
with chris or danny lately?
264
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:29,528
You think it was
danny? Mm. just a hunch.
265
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:32,331
I hate to say this, mom,
but it doesn't sound like him.
266
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,733
I mean, he's devious,
but he's not spiteful.
267
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:39,038
I know, but he's been
acting awfully innocent lately.
268
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,406
[Phone ringing]
269
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:43,108
Would you get
that, reuben? Sure.
270
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:47,479
Hello? no, he's
not here right now.
271
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,581
Would you like to
leave a message?
272
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,752
Yes. Yes, i'll ask him
273
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:57,256
to get back to you
on that. mm-mm.
274
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,759
[♪♪♪]
275
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:02,428
Oh, that was for danny.
276
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,798
Somebody wanted to know
if he still wants a mink coat.
277
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:09,802
What would danny
want with a mink coat?
278
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:13,539
It's probably a phase.
He'll grow out of it.
279
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,741
That makes about as much sense
280
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,881
as everything else that's
been going on around here.
281
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,914
It's beginning to make
a lot of sense to me.
282
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,549
Where is danny, anyway?
283
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,485
Now, that is a
question i can answer.
284
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,754
I have here a sock actually worn
285
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,123
by your favorite sex
symbol, keith partridge.
286
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:33,459
What am i bid?
Do i hear 50 cents?
287
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,194
Girl 1: fifty. Danny:
okay, i have 50.
288
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:38,397
Do i hear 75 cents for this
beautiful keith partridge sock?
289
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,533
Girl 2: seventy-five cents.
Danny: okay, 75 cents.
290
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,335
Do i hear 80 cents
for this genuine
291
00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:44,770
keith partridge sock
292
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,448
with a genuine keith
partridge hole in the heel?
293
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:49,341
Girl 3: eighty. He's
selling my sock.
294
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,143
One dollar. Do i hear one dollar
295
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:53,483
for this actual favorite sock
of a national singing idol?
296
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:57,416
Girl 4: a dollar.
Going, going, gone.
297
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,885
Sold to the young
lady with the braces.
298
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:02,488
There you go. I'm
sure you're gonna get
299
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,390
a lot of enjoyment
from that sock.
300
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,725
Now, this next... oh.
301
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:09,461
Danny. chris.
302
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:12,598
I want you to stop this right now and
give back all that money you've taken.
303
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:16,502
Girls: aw! Girl: That's
not fair. You can't do that.
304
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,837
Mom, why? they're really
snapping the stuff up.
305
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,973
It isn't fair to take
advantage of people.
306
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:24,943
Danny said we're only
giving the public what it wants.
307
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,678
That's my pickle.
308
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,281
It's keith!
309
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:34,019
Look, danny, i'm not gonna have
a discussion of ethics with you now.
310
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,754
Just do as i say.
311
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:40,893
Okay. i'm sorry,
the auction's ended.
312
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,428
Girls: Aw...
313
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,296
Girl 5: It just started.
314
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,799
Come on, they're really
looking forward to this.
315
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,534
You should have
thought of that sooner.
316
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,769
Mrs. partridge, i rode my bike
317
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,905
all the way across
town to get here.
318
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,274
Couldn't you let danny
sell just one more thing?
319
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:58,177
Girls: Yeah!
320
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:02,981
Kids, i'm very sorry.
321
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,985
But danny had no right to
take those things from keith.
322
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,855
I can't let him sell
something that isn't his.
323
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,991
Boy, all the way
across town for nothing.
324
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,163
Oh, they're really
disappointed, mom.
325
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,699
And they also
have us surrounded.
326
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,906
How about a song? Girls: yeah!
327
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:34,146
Well, we could try that
new song that keith wrote.
328
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,949
Girls: Yeah!
329
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:41,120
Little treat, as an encore,
i'm gonna beat danny up.
330
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,821
Not a good idea, keith.
331
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:45,324
You should always leave
the audience wanting more.
332
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:48,060
[Piano playing]
333
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:55,534
[Singing "every
little bit o' you"]
334
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,029
[♪♪♪]
335
00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:06,865
Keith?
336
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,142
Chris and danny have something
337
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,736
they wanna say
to you. Right, boys?
338
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,006
We just wanna say we're sorry.
339
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,541
Yeah, we want you to
know it was nothing personal.
340
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:20,145
Nothing personal? You
stole the hair from my head.
341
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:22,247
Yeah, well,
342
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:24,449
we realize now that stealing
the hair from your head
343
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,685
was a definite
invasion of privacy.
344
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,821
Danny, i felt like i was
in the middle of gaslight.
345
00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,257
Didn't you know you
were driving me bananas?
346
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,426
I guess not.
347
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,228
But you have to
understand, keith,
348
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:39,564
you're dealing with a couple
of very immature minds.
349
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:40,932
[♪♪♪]
350
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,702
They brought back
all the things they took.
351
00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:46,471
Except for the stuff we sold.
352
00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:49,107
Yeah, and there's one more
thing down in the garage,
353
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:51,643
and it's too big for
us to bring up alone.
354
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:53,545
Keith: Well,
355
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:57,215
i guess there was
no real harm done.
356
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:02,688
You stole my bed.
357
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:05,390
I told you he'd miss it.
358
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,260
[♪♪♪]
359
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,800
Shirley, this is
from tracy and me.
360
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,968
Oh, thank you,
reuben. Happy birthday.
361
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,204
Thank you.
362
00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:26,011
Oh. isn't that pretty?
363
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:28,814
Open it up. My present's inside.
364
00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:34,519
Just what i've always wanted.
365
00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:37,189
A picture of the cookie monster.
366
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:38,657
Thank you, darling.
367
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:41,360
This is from danny and me.
368
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:45,330
Happy birthday, mom. I can't
imagine what this could be.
369
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:47,332
It's a mink. A mink?
370
00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,042
Oh.
371
00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:59,845
Danny: A genuine
mink rabbit's foot.
372
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:02,681
Shirley: I'll carry it
with me wherever i go.
373
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:06,184
Thank you, boys.
374
00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:08,487
We're sorry we couldn't
get you the mink coat.
375
00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:11,757
Well, i think i'm a little young
for a mink coat, anyway.
376
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,625
Do you have to be a certain age?
377
00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:15,861
Well, look at it this way.
378
00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:17,662
If i got a mink coat now,
379
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:21,133
i wouldn't have anything to
look forward to in my old age.
380
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,001
Maybe she's right.
381
00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:24,870
We better wait a
couple more years.
382
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:32,978
Here, mom. happy
birthday. Oh, thank you, keith.
383
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,149
Oh, keith.
384
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:40,485
That's just lovely.
I really like it.
385
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,421
That's not bad taste.
386
00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:44,790
For a guy with no taste.
387
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:51,430
What's wrong? Is it not
the right size or something?
388
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:55,901
Well, i hate to look a
gift horse in the mouth,
389
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:58,837
but it looks very expensive.
390
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,739
You never seem
to have any money.
391
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:03,475
Yeah, where did you
get the money, keith?
392
00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,043
Ah, it was easy.
393
00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:07,212
I just got a pair of scissors
394
00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:10,248
and i took off about
that much here...
395
00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:12,517
[Laughing]
396
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,419
[♪♪♪]
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