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[The partridge family's
"Come on get happy" Playing]
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♪ hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love ♪
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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uh-huh, uh-huh. Mavis, i... i...
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Look, I'm right in the
middle of fixing dinner, mavis.
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[♪♪♪]
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Mom, where can I
hide the basketball?
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I don't want Keith
to play with it.
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Chris, please stop
bouncing that thing.
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I'm sorry, mavis.
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This has been one of those days.
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I need six hands.
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Mavis, I'm sorry,
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I'm gonna have to call you back.
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Things are getting
rather hectic now.
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Yes. Yes, I'll talk
to you later. Bye.
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[♪♪♪]
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Tracy, what are you doing?
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I'm playing cinderella. I'm
going to the prince's ball.
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Not in my dress you're not.
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Get upstairs and take
that off and wash your face.
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Gee, you're sure
no fairy godmother.
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, hi, mom. Have you
seen the basketball anywhere?
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Keith, you left the door open.
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Oh, never mind. I found it.
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Hi, mom. What's wrong?
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There was a basket...
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Nothing.
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It's just that this
family isn't playing
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with a full deck, that's all.
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Maybe us kids
are a little weird,
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but what I'd like to know,
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is why you're putting sliced
cucumbers in the gravy.
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Because whole cucumbers
would make the gravy lumpy.
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Hi, Wendell.
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Mom, your groceries are here.
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Come on in, Wendell.
Oh, I'd better not.
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You're gonna leave the
groceries on the doorstep?
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I guess I can't do that.
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How much do I owe
you? Oh, the money.
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It comes to 15 hundred and 32...
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No, there's a decimal in there.
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Fifteen dollars and 32 cents.
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Wendell, is something wrong?
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Nothing. I'm fine.
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How are you, Mrs. Partridge?
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Fine. Great. How are you, Danny?
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Fine. How's Keith?
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Fine. Chris and Tracy?
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Fine. Fine.
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Aren't you gonna
ask about Laurie?
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No. Can I have my money now?
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Certainly. That's 25...
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I'll take your word for it.
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Oh, hi, Wendell.
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You sure you're all right?
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I'm fine. I'm just a klutz.
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I gotta go. Bye.
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What was all that about?
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I don't know.
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But he gave me a quarter tip.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Well, if Wendell wants
to take Laurie out,
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why doesn't he ask her?
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He's afraid. Why?
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Let me tell you a
little about Wendell.
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Last week they put him in
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for the last 15
seconds of the game.
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The score was tied.
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Wendell intercepted a pass and
ran all the way for a touchdown.
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So? He ran the wrong way.
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The other team carried
Wendell off the field
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on their shoulders.
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Oh, I was so
embarrassed for him.
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That's Wendell, all right.
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The other day at the store,
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he hit a parked car
with a shopping cart.
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The driver claimed whiplash.
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He seems rather
nice. Nervous, but nice.
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Oh, he is nice.
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All he needs is a
little confidence,
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but no one will
give him a chance.
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If he asked me,
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I'd be happy to go out with him.
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Why don't you let him know
that? I just can't ask him.
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I can.
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I doubt if he'd wanna
go out with you.
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Danny, don't you dare.
You'll embarrass me.
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No, I won't.
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When I see him at the store
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I'll just drop a subtle hint.
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Do you wanna go out
with my sister or not?
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No. Whatever gave you that idea?
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You just gave me a bag
full of five candy bars,
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30 bubble gums
and a licorice whip.
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And the first thing you say is,
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"how's Laurie?"
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that gave me my first clue.
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Well, you're wrong.
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I don't wanna
take her out, okay?
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Okay. To be honest with you,
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I don't know why you'd
wanna take her out anyway.
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She's really ugly.
She's not ugly.
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She is too. She has a overbite.
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She does not. Oh, yeah?
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When she bites on a
carrot, she only crimps it.
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How can you say
something like that about her?
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Because it's true,
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and I don't wanna
go out with her.
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Oh. If you saw it,
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I guess it must be
written all over my face.
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At first I thought
it was blemishes.
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I can't get away from it.
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I'm a klutz.
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I can't ask Laurie out.
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Why not?
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I've never been out with a girl.
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You're kidding.
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[♪♪♪]
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Wendell: Danny,
I've changed my mind.
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I feel silly.
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Let's just forget
it. Listen, Wendell,
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if you wanna learn
about a subject,
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you go to an authority.
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As far as girls go,
Keith is full of authority.
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I'm what?
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Wendell would like
to take out Laurie,
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but he's never been
out with a girl before.
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You'd be glad to
give some advice,
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wouldn't you?
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Uh, sure. What do you
wanna know, Wendell?
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Well, you'd better
start with the basics.
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Danny: You can
always tell a girl.
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They're lumpier than
guys. And they giggle a lot.
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You mean they
giggle around all guys?
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I always thought they
was laughing at me.
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Well, you were wrong.
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Look, the first
thing you have to do
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is you have to
find a place to park.
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Wait a minute. I
can't tell you that.
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Laurie's my sister.
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I'd better take notes.
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I'll run home and
get some paper.
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Wendell, you don't need notes.
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When you've got
your arm around a girl,
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you can't refer to notes.
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See, that's it.
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How do you work up enough nerve
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to put your arm around a girl?
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Simple. You just be
bold and straightforward.
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I always yawn and stretch,
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then I kind of casually
drop my arm around her
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like it was an accident.
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But what if I'm not sleepy?
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Fake it, Wendell. Fake it.
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It's no use.
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I can't imagine a girl
going out with me.
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Why would she want to?
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No, wait a minute,
Wendell. Wait a minute.
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All you need is a
little confidence.
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Now, I want you to
repeat this after me.
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Hi. What are you
doing next Friday night?
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Hi. What are you
doing next Friday night?
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That's great.
Great. Try it again.
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Sure. Hi. What are you
doing next Friday night?
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That was great,
wasn't that, Danny?
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Danny: Out of
sight. One more time.
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Wendell: Hi. What are
you doing next Friday night?
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Where are we
going? Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute. We're
going in the house.
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Who's in the house?
Is Laurie in the house?
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Danny: It'll be over
in a minute, Wendell.
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I need time to practice.
A couple of months.
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Leave me alone.
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I gotta go home. I
gotta mow the lawn.
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What's going on?
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I'm doing this for
your own good.
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Danny: Please, Wendell.
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What are you doing?
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What...? Nothing.
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And I'd love to go out with you.
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[♪♪♪]
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You're kidding.
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How about that? I did it.
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All by myself.
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And this is the place I
rented in Newport beach.
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It's one of those swinging
singles apartments.
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I've heard those places
can be pretty wild.
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Oh, I learned the
real meaning of wild.
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A girl came down to the
pool wearing a bathing suit.
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I thought it was a scar.
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Now, this one...
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What was that? Nothing.
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Reuben.
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Oh... a girl who wanted
to get into show business.
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That was her film test.
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Keith: Laurie. Laurie.
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Oh, hi, Reuben. How
are you doing? Fine.
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How was your trip?
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If I die tomorrow,
I die a happy man.
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What do you want? You
should've seen Wendell
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at football practice today.
He's a changed man.
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If you could've seen his face
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when he told the guys he
was taking you out Friday.
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Laurie: Really? The
guys didn't believe it.
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But then Wendell went
out and caught a pass,
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and they knew
something was wrong.
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I tell you, if he
can keep it up,
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he may make second string.
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It's amazing what a
little confidence will do.
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Does this Wendell
own an airplane?
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No. What kind of
question is that?
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Well, if he's taking
you out Friday
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he's gonna have to pick
you up in Phoenix, Arizona.
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[♪♪♪]
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But our concert in
Phoenix is on the 28th.
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Right. And that's
Friday. Oh, no.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hi, Laurie.
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I heard you were looking for me.
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Oh, hi, Wendell. Yes, I was.
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Hey, is something wrong?
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I mean, I'm the one who
usually stares at the ground.
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Well, there's nothing wrong
with staring at the ground.
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You find a lot of
money that way.
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Wendell, it's
about Friday night.
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What about Friday night?
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We have a concert
in Phoenix Friday.
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Oh.
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I'm really sorry,
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and it's all my fault.
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But I didn't realize
that the 28th
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and Friday was
actually Friday the 28th.
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And I feel terrible.
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I understand. Do you really?
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Sure. I make girls forget
about whole cities all the time.
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You got a job to do.
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Phoenix is certainly more
important than me anytime.
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I don't even know why you
said you'd go out in the first place.
255
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,013
I'll see you, huh?
256
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:25,484
Wendell, we can make it
some other time, can't we?
257
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,720
Yeah, sometime.
258
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,957
[♪♪♪]
259
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,807
[Singing "I'm on
my way back home"]
260
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,142
♪ got on a silver
plane and flew away ♪
261
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,880
♪ chased all my
rainbows to the end ♪
262
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:57,449
♪ I wish I knew then
what I know today ♪
263
00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:01,387
♪ I'm on my way
back home again ♪
264
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,389
♪ love ♪
265
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,859
♪ that's what's waitin' for me ♪
266
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:10,329
♪ that's where I've got to be ♪
267
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:14,133
♪ just to look in your eyes ♪
268
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,368
♪ feel your lips touchin' mine ♪
269
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:20,206
♪ I'm on my way
back home gonna fly ♪
270
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,542
♪ I'm on my way back home ♪
271
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:27,746
♪ I'm on my way
back home gonna fly ♪
272
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,048
♪ I'm on my way ♪
273
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,450
♪ my way back home ♪
274
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:35,322
♪ I'm on my way
back home to you ♪
275
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:46,198
♪ I remember when ♪
276
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:50,069
♪ you told me I'd return ♪
277
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:53,439
♪ you knew even then ♪
278
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:57,276
♪ something I had to learn ♪
279
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,913
♪ it's so far and yet ♪
280
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:04,383
♪ it's right there
where you live ♪
281
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:08,287
♪ it's something that you get ♪
282
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,890
♪ only when you give and it's ♪
283
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,825
♪ love ♪
284
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:16,295
♪ that's what's waitin' for me ♪
285
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,999
♪ that's where I've got to be ♪
286
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,435
♪ just to look in your eyes ♪
287
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,604
♪ feel your lips touchin' mine ♪
288
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:29,308
♪ I'm on my way
back home gonna fly ♪
289
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,611
♪ I'm on my way back home ♪
290
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:36,916
♪ I'm on my way
back home gonna fly ♪
291
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,284
♪ I'm on my way ♪
292
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,052
♪ my way back home ♪
293
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:43,322
♪ I'm on my way
back home to you ♪
294
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,858
♪ I'm on my way back home ♪
295
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,226
♪ gonna fly ♪
296
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,595
♪ I'm on my way back home ♪
297
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,163
♪ on my way ♪
298
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,533
♪ I'm on my way
back home gonna fly ♪
299
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,035
♪ I'm on my way ♪
300
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,970
♪ my way back home ♪
301
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:01,340
♪ I'm on my way
back home to you ♪
302
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,742
♪ I'm on my way back home ♪
303
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,245
♪ on my way ♪
304
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,050
this was a new pair of socks.
305
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,852
I don't know how you
wear them out so fast.
306
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,855
It's not me, mom.
It's the shoes.
307
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,657
And I've been
meaning to talk to you
308
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,660
about the economic
feasibility of going barefoot.
309
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,229
You keep your shoes on.
310
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:26,498
It's the only way the neighbors
can tell you're civilized.
311
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,601
Hi, mom. Hi.
312
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,003
By your expression,
313
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,339
I take it that Wendell
is still avoiding you.
314
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,974
I saw him at lunch today.
315
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,308
But when he saw me,
316
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,877
he ducked in the
first door to hide.
317
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,713
I was so embarrassed. Oh?
318
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,515
It was the girls' bathroom.
319
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,417
[Chuckling]
320
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,818
Poor Wendell.
321
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,922
If only he'd understand
that I wanna go out with him.
322
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,591
Well, it would help him gain
some confidence in himself.
323
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:56,228
Exactly. He's so shy
and awkward and...
324
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,097
And most people
just laugh at him.
325
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,201
Well, you have to
admit, he is fun to watch.
326
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,036
You're okay.
327
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,273
And you're rotten.
328
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,675
Mom.
329
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,511
Maybe you could help
me. You could talk to him.
330
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,114
You could call the
grocery store and order...
331
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,916
I already did. You did?
332
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,152
Honey, I didn't mean to butt in,
333
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,254
but when I saw you
were feeling so bad
334
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,656
I decided I'd better
speak to Wendell myself.
335
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,125
What happened?
336
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,360
Well, he stuck a bag
of groceries in my arm,
337
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,562
gave me another
quarter tip and ran.
338
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,730
Well,
339
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,399
the only hope left is Keith.
340
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,135
He sees Wendell more
than I do. So I asked him to...
341
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,937
[door closes]
342
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:42,474
Keith, did you see him?
343
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,043
Yeah, I saw him.
344
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,511
But he wouldn't talk with me.
345
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,814
Not only that, but guess who
tackled his own quarterback?
346
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,017
Oh, no.
347
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:55,721
[♪♪♪]
348
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,456
Where are you going?
349
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,058
I'm tired of going
through channels.
350
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,093
I'm a liberated woman.
351
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,529
Wendell and I are going
to have a peaceful talk
352
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:06,198
if I have to break
his arm to do it.
353
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,368
[♪♪♪]
354
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,373
I got it, Mr. Busby.
355
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,309
Mrs. Humus lives on long
pine road, not long tree road.
356
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,644
I'll get it right this time.
357
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,112
This time, see if
you can get there
358
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,447
before the eggs hatch.
359
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:25,017
If they do, chicken
costs 39 cents a pound.
360
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,019
Oh, believe me, if
the chickens hatch,
361
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,054
I'll charge her for them.
362
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,422
[♪♪♪]
363
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,924
They won't hatch. I'll make it.
364
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,527
[♪♪♪]
365
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,529
Wendell, we have
to talk. I gotta go.
366
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,065
Oh, come on. It'll
only take a minute.
367
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,966
I've got to talk to you.
368
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,170
[♪♪♪]
369
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,572
Now, see what you made me do.
370
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,675
Boy, I'm lucky it was the
cans instead of the eggs.
371
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,311
Good thing I put the
eggs on the bottom.
372
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:55,114
Wendell, you don't
put eggs on the...
373
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,015
Oh, never mind.
374
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,484
Look, I know the football team
375
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,186
is having a party
Saturday night, right?
376
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,422
I heard someone mention it,
but I wasn't supposed to, but...
377
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,891
Do you have a date?
I'm working that night.
378
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:09,261
Wendell, the store closes
at 6 and the party's at 8.
379
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,397
Will you take me?
You wouldn't wanna go.
380
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,365
Bunch of strong talk
about locker rooms
381
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:17,869
and dirty towels and stuff.
382
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:24,243
Wendell, I want to go,
but only if you'll take me.
383
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,346
Really? With me?
384
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:30,282
No, you're just saying that
because you feel sorry for me.
385
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:33,720
Wendell, I want
to go out with you.
386
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,124
You really wanna go out with me?
387
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,460
No kidding. I really wanna go...
388
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,463
Wendell, something's
leaking from your bag.
389
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:50,369
Strange. It... It smells
like uncooked eggs.
390
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,339
[Dance music plays]
391
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,656
Hey, it's "Wrong way" Wendell.
392
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,425
Out with Laurie partridge?
393
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,166
Maybe we've
underestimated Wendell.
394
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:32,145
Have that fixed immediately.
395
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,353
Hi, Laurie. Wendell.
Glad you could make it.
396
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,021
Gee, Wendell, you
really look sharp.
397
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,623
Thank you.
398
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,758
Yes, you certainly do look nice.
399
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,330
Oh, it's nothing. Just a rag.
400
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,435
Thank you.
401
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,704
Would you like to dance? Dance?
402
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:01,973
Oh, i... I'm sorry. I
forgot, you can't dance.
403
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,609
Sure I can dance.
404
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,779
I happen to be a
magnificent dancer.
405
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:40,011
You seem awfully solemn.
406
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,349
Well, maybe Sunday morning
is a good time to reflect.
407
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,252
Especially when it's
after Saturday night.
408
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,954
Didn't your date
go well last night?
409
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,889
It went too well, mom.
410
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,792
For a few hours, Wendell
was bigger than king Kong.
411
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,194
I bet it was the biggest
night in his whole life.
412
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,596
Being his first date and all.
413
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,197
You mean he's more
serious than you.
414
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,632
That's the impression I got.
415
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:04,169
I think he's gonna
ask me to go steady.
416
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,805
I see.
417
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,774
How do you go
about hurting someone
418
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,243
you don't wanna
hurt at all, right?
419
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,678
What do I do?
420
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,913
[Phone ringing]
421
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,017
Hello?
422
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,786
Oh, Wendell.
423
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:24,790
Now? I don't know if I can.
424
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,559
Well, if it's something
you have to say.
425
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,228
I'll be right there. Bye.
426
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,365
[♪♪♪]
427
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:38,904
Mom, this is it. I
can tell by his voice.
428
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,106
Well, I hope he didn't
ask you to elope.
429
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:44,209
Close. He asked me to
meet him at the taco stand.
430
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,913
[♪♪♪]
431
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,449
And I wanna thank you
432
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,852
for the greatest night
of my life, last night.
433
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,455
Well, I really
enjoyed myself too.
434
00:20:56,456 --> 00:21:00,292
Well, the reason I got you
here is I've got to find out
435
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:04,564
if you feel the same way
about me that I feel about you.
436
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:09,701
I don't know, Wendell.
How do you feel?
437
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:13,939
Well, I admit I took your
breaking our first date wrong.
438
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,441
But I know you like me.
439
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,676
Keith and even your
mother told me so.
440
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,346
And then you insisted
on that I take you out.
441
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,913
So you must like me.
442
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,516
Well, I do, i... I
really like you.
443
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,251
And I really like you.
444
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,920
And that's why I
had to have this talk.
445
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:31,823
Now, I know we're both
young... Very young.
446
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,592
Exactly.
447
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:36,628
And that's why I don't think
we should get too serious.
448
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,665
Well, I don't
think that... what?
449
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:43,569
I know you may find this hard
to understand, Laurie, but...
450
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,637
Hi, Wendell. Laurie.
451
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,972
Hi.
452
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,575
Hi. You girls are here early.
453
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:52,310
Well, we didn't think we'd
be interrupting anything.
454
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,713
You sure do get around.
455
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,015
I'll be with y'all
in just a minute.
456
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:58,850
Sure. When you get over our way,
457
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,788
maybe we could
interest you in a taco.
458
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,392
[♪♪♪]
459
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,894
Laurie, you're not
mad at me, are you?
460
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:11,530
No. No, but...
461
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,999
But the way you acted
last night, I thought that...
462
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,369
I know. Last night I almost
asked you to go steady,
463
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:19,304
but there is something
you should know
464
00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:21,940
about the male
mystique. I... I guess so.
465
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,042
I didn't know
males had mystique.
466
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,544
It's like this.
467
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:28,480
I've always dreamed
about taking out a nice girl.
468
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,416
Thank you.
469
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,784
But also somewhere
in the back of my mind
470
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:35,887
I've dreamed about
taking out you...
471
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,856
You know what
you call rotten girls?
472
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,791
Well, I've taken
out a nice girl,
473
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:44,062
so it seems only fair I give
the rotten girls their shot.
474
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:47,265
I guess I'm a
despicable human being.
475
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:50,301
Oh well, as human
beings go, yes.
476
00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:51,904
As males go, you're normal.
477
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,041
I really like you, Laurie.
478
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:02,682
[♪♪♪]
479
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,654
That will be 54 cents.
480
00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:11,458
[♪♪♪]
481
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:22,568
Missed. I know I missed.
482
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,736
The table's not level.
483
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,907
Well, just... just see if
you can do any better.
484
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:31,910
Would you look at that.
485
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:35,246
No way he's gonna
make the four ball like that.
486
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,215
That's not my shot.
487
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:40,652
I'm gonna hit the four
ball into the nine ball,
488
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:43,154
which will hit the 12
ball into the side pocket.
489
00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:47,593
Oh, sure. Minnesota short's
gonna pull a triple combination.
490
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,128
[♪♪♪]
491
00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:58,070
Twelve ball in the side pocket.
492
00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:02,073
Well, but he didn't
say which side pocket.
493
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:04,876
Danny won. He beat
you six games out of six.
494
00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:06,879
Reuben: I can count.
495
00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:10,850
Beat me next game, I'm
gonna break your thumbs.
496
00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,024
Laurie.
497
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:22,260
How old is Wendell?
498
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:25,430
Sixteen or 17. Why?
499
00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:27,866
Well, he just delivered
some groceries.
500
00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:30,502
You know, ever since you
went out with him, he's changed.
501
00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:33,271
He's loaded with
confidence now. Oh?
502
00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:36,041
He just asked me to go
out with him Friday night.
503
00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:38,144
[♪♪♪]
504
00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:44,851
[♪♪♪]
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