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[The partridge family's
"Come on get happy" Playing]
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♪ hello, world, hear the
song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we had a dream we'd
go traveling together ♪
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♪ we'd spread a little love ♪
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♪ and then we'll
keep movin' on ♪
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♪ something always happens
whenever we're together ♪
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♪ we get a happy feeling
when we're singing a song ♪
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♪ traveling along there's
a song that we're singing ♪
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♪ come on, get happy ♪
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♪ a whole lot of lovin' is
what we'll be bringing ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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♪ we'll make you happy ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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I'm waiting. I'm thinking.
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I got it!
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You're so ugly,
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your face ought to
be arrested for littering.
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Top that one.
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All right, uh...
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You're so dumb...
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Not another "You're
so dumb" Insult.
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Not very original. All right.
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Um...
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You're so short...
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You're so short you have to
wear elevator shoes to get into bed.
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[♪♪♪]
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Can't think of one, huh?
I'm gonna be late for school.
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Better hurry. You'll need
all the help you can get.
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Oh, uh, partridge. Hi, coach.
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Uh, partridge, we have a
few minutes before class.
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I'd like to have a little
talk with you in my office,
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man-to-man.
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Who was the, uh, little guy
you were arguing with outside?
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Oh, Danny? That was no
little guy. He's my brother.
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I thought so. Well, uh...
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You were, uh...
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You were being a little
hard on him, weren't you?
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Oh, well, we weren't arguing.
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Uh, we were just
insulting each other.
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It's a game we play. I see.
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[Clears throat]
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Your, uh... your mother's
a widow, isn't she?
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Well, yeah, but
what has that...?
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And I'm sure your mother
does the best job she can.
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But a mother isn't enough.
You're the eldest male...
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And your brothers and sisters
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are turning to
you for leadership.
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Me?
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Coach, Danny and I
were insulting each other.
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It's a game.
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And where did
he learn the rules?
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Look, the kids in your
family may not admit
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that you influence them.
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They probably don't
even realize it themselves.
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But you do.
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Now, it's just a matter of
how you influence them.
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[♪♪♪]
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I never thought
about it like that.
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Okay, Keith, you
really asked for this one.
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You're so dumb,
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you have to brush your
teeth by the numbers.
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[Laughing]
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You know, you're getting
to be quite a little man.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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Reuben, I just
can't do it. I'm sorry.
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Look, you said you'd be
happy to take publicity pictures.
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So I set it up
for this Saturday.
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And now you say you're sorry?
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You should have
checked with me first.
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I promised Chris,
Tracy and Danny
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I'd take them to the
beach on Saturday.
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Shirley, the
photographer is booked.
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The photographer
can be UN-booked.
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My kids can't.
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Do you have a warped
sense of priorities.
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I should have taken that job
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managing reptilia
the snake girl.
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Nobody ever wanted
publicity pictures of her.
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Hi.
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What's wrong? Well,
I'm just preoccupied.
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With thoughts of killing myself.
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What's the matter?
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Reuben wants me to take
publicity pictures on Saturday
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and I promised the kids
I'd take them to the beach.
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Well, I'll take them.
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[♪♪♪]
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You will?
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Kincaid: You are
volunteering? Sure.
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But I thought you were
gonna take Barbara
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for a drive on Saturday.
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I'll cancel it.
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The kids are more
important anyway.
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Uh, more important than girls?
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Shirley, this kid
is an impostor.
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What's your middle name?
Fast. Douglas. Satisfied?
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Uh, I don't know. I don't
know your middle name.
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Honey, I appreciate
you volunteering
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to take the kids to the beach,
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but it just doesn't
sound like you.
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Well, I've been thinking.
Since I am the eldest male
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I have a lot of
influence on them.
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Besides, I'm old enough
to accept my responsibilities
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and give them the kind
of leadership they need.
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Keith, have you been
talking to a marine recruiter?
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Reuben, don't tease him.
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It's a very nice gesture,
and very mature.
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I'd be very happy to let you
take the kids to the beach.
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Thank you.
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Oh, do you mind if I take them
somewhere besides the beach?
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I don't think so. Why?
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Well, I thought I'd take
them someplace fun, but, uh,
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with a little more class.
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[Orchestra playing
classical music]
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When I said we were
going to the park,
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I bet you didn't
expect a concert, huh?
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Not in a million years.
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I thought you might enjoy some
classical music for a change.
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It's like combining
fun with education.
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I see the education.
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Where's the fun?
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I'd rather go to the beach.
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If you'd give it a try, you
might find out you liked it.
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Do you like this music?
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[Sighs]
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Well, I'm giving it a try.
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I mean, uh, that's the trouble
with you kids nowadays.
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You're afraid to try new things.
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Okay, I'll give it a try.
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I gave it a try. Now
can we go to the beach?
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[♪♪♪]
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Keith: And atop of
that hill over there
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on your left is a
historic landmark.
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Spanish conquistadors
once camped there.
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Danny: Boy,
that's a thrill, Keith.
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Keith: And over on the right
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is where Spanish conquistadors
once killed game to eat.
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Danny: One thrill after another.
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[♪♪♪]
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Art represents the
artist's philosophy of life.
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Each piece has its
own symbolic meaning.
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It looks like a garage sale
in the house of Frankenstein.
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What's that?
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I don't know. Let's see.
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Uh...
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I think that represents
man's culture.
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We created a plastic society
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and now we're
trapped inside of it.
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Maybe that's
what it represents...
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But if I left it
out on the curb,
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the garbage man
would pick it up.
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[♪♪♪]
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Danny, what are you doing?
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Are you alone?
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Just me and my broom.
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Okay, troops, fall
out. The coast is clear.
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What's going on here?
We thought you were Keith.
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Why are you hiding from Keith?
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Well, he's
threatening to teach us
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all about the league of nations.
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Keith: Danny?
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I bet he found
the encyclopedias.
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Keith: I found the
encyclopedias.
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Forget you ever saw us.
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[♪♪♪]
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I could only find volume r.
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I wonder if they'd mind
reading about Romania.
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[Doorbell rings]
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That must be Laurie's date.
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Hello, come in.
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Hi, I'm... I'm Freddy,
Laurie's date.
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How do you do?
I'm Laurie's mother.
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I'll have her home early.
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Well, I'm pleased
to hear that. Um...
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Won't you sit down and
relax? Oh, I'm... I'm relaxed.
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I'll just stand here.
Well, suit yourself.
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Keith, this is
Freddy, Laurie's date.
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Hi. I'll see if she's ready.
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[Sighs]
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Boy.
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I'm glad that's over. What?
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Meeting the mother.
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But your mother's
pretty cool. Oh.
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Yeah. They usually
give you the third degree.
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You know, where
are you taking her?
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What time are you
gonna bring her home?
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Oh, yeah, I know what you mean.
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Where are you taking her? Hmm?
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What time you gonna
bring her home?
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Early. After the movie.
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You, uh, taking her to
a walk-in or a drive-in?
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A drive-in.
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A walk-in?
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As long as it's rated
for the general public.
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[♪♪♪]
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How about love story? Mmm...
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A little racy. How
about a good western?
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Oh, I love westerns. Great.
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Look, i... I hope you don't mind
me asking you these questions.
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Oh, not at all. Sir.
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Hi. I'm ready. Oh, great.
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Are you nervous about
something? Oh, not me. I...
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I just don't wanna be late
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for the first feature
at the walk-in movie.
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Have fun, kids.
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Right. And I'll see
you back here at 10:00.
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Right.
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[♪♪♪]
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Keith, where are the kids?
I've called them three times.
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I don't know, mom.
I haven't seen them.
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Hey, Reuben, did
you get those tickets?
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Sorry, they were all sold out.
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What did you want
those tickets for, anyway?
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I wanted to take the kids.
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To the bolshoi ballet?
The bolshoi ballet?
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Yeah, I wanted to surprise them.
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It certainly would've
been a surprise.
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Do you think the kids are
really ready for the ballet?
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Why not? It would be a
good influence on them.
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Well, I gotta go.
I'm gonna be late.
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See you. Bye, honey.
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See you, Reuben. Bye.
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[♪♪♪]
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I'm really mad at him.
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Freddy will never
ask me out again.
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Keith means well.
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He's just trying to be helpful.
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What's wrong with him anyway?
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He's a creepo.
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Look, he may have
gone a little overboard,
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but his intentions are good.
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What intentions?
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Laurie, Keith feels
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that since he's the
eldest male in the family...
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That he's responsible
for the rest of you.
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He wants to be a good influence.
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He wants to provide
you with leadership.
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All: Keith?
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[♪♪♪]
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I suppose you're wondering
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why I called you all
here this afternoon.
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We have a common problem.
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This is our problem.
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This brother wants to be
our leader. I have a plan.
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If you have a plan,
it must be rotten.
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No. We're going
to let him lead us.
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Until he begs for mercy.
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[♪♪♪]
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[Strumming guitar]
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00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,060
[Whispering] Okay, he's alone. Do
you know what you're supposed to say?
256
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,528
Check. Roger.
257
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,063
This is gonna be fun.
258
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,565
This may all be in fun, but
we can't let him know that.
259
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,368
So I want you to go
out there and be sincere.
260
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,305
Remember, we owe him one
for those historical landmarks.
261
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,508
Let's get him.
262
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,515
Hi, kids. We need your advice.
263
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,183
Sure.
264
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:34,420
What can I help you
with? Career counseling.
265
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,788
Career counseling?
266
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,656
Well, we've decided
what we wanna be.
267
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:41,360
But everybody says we
can't. Well, sure you can.
268
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,129
Everybody says
you have to be born
269
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,031
in the right kind of family.
270
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,632
That's ridiculous.
271
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,767
It doesn't make any
difference what kind of family
272
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,936
you come from in this country.
273
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,670
You can be anything
you wanna be.
274
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,341
Now, what is it you wanna
be when you grow up?
275
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,309
Negroes.
276
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,812
[♪♪♪]
277
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,116
Well, he's here.
278
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,985
Danny [on phone]:
Great. Really lay it on thick.
279
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:09,021
Oh, I don't know, Danny. I
don't think I should do this.
280
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,858
It's really a mean trick.
281
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:15,727
Okay. I guess it is best
to turn the other cheek.
282
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,297
Even though Freddy will
never ask you out again.
283
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,401
Hi, Danny said you
wanted to see me.
284
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,837
What's wrong?
285
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,072
[Sighs]
286
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:31,610
Oh, nothing. Laurie, what is it?
287
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:37,117
Well, I'm fine. But this friend
of mine has a serious problem.
288
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,751
Oh.
289
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,687
I see.
290
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,789
Friend, huh? Yes.
291
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,257
[♪♪♪]
292
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:48,961
The man she loved ran
away with an older woman.
293
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,363
One in college.
294
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,666
What a rotten way to get it.
295
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,368
Yes.
296
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,405
My friend never wants
to see a guy ever again.
297
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:02,041
Well, that's exactly the
wrong attitude to take.
298
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,445
She should go out with
a bunch of different guys.
299
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,082
I think you're right.
300
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,651
Oh, Keith, you've
been a great help to me.
301
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,520
[♪♪♪]
302
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,855
Excuse me, my friend
has to make a date.
303
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,790
Great. Who's she going out with?
304
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,228
The football team.
305
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,400
[♪♪♪]
306
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,469
What is it?
307
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,006
I wanna know
about the facts of life.
308
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,241
[♪♪♪]
309
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,210
The facts of life? Right.
310
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,512
[♪♪♪]
311
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,214
Why don't you ask mom?
312
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,084
What would mom know
about the facts of life?
313
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,621
Oh, yeah. Guess you're right.
314
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,959
Uh...
315
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,595
Well, I suppose I could tell
you about the birds and the bees.
316
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,965
I don't wanna know
about the birds and bees.
317
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,466
I wanna know about people.
318
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,369
People?
319
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,605
[♪♪♪]
320
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:12,044
Oh, one more thing. What?
321
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,612
Why do people go
through all that trouble
322
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:17,349
when they don't even
wanna have babies?
323
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,652
Danny, you just
can't explain it.
324
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,088
You have to be there.
325
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,856
Well, thanks. You
saved my life. I did?
326
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,493
Well, yeah. If you hadn't
cleared up those rumors,
327
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:31,930
I'd be in big trouble
when I got married.
328
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,633
My pleasure.
329
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,169
[♪♪♪]
330
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,439
[Knocking on door]
331
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,409
Come in.
332
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:50,182
Well, how did your personal
conference with Danny go?
333
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,418
He is really something else.
334
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,421
I know.
335
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,025
You know, uh...
336
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,561
You are too.
337
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,896
I mean, I never
knew what it was like
338
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,933
to have responsibilities
to kids before.
339
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,502
It's not easy.
340
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,673
Sure has made me
appreciate you a lot more.
341
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,175
Thank you, honey.
342
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,477
I'm beginning to realize
that responsibilities are
343
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,447
something you have
to assume gradually.
344
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,782
Well...
345
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:27,286
You are a little young
to be raising four kids.
346
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,588
I'm old enough to
handle it, all right.
347
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,891
It's just it doesn't leave me
enough time to do my homework.
348
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,694
[♪♪♪]
349
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,702
Good night. Good
night, sweetheart.
350
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,442
[Laughing]
351
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,778
I told him that my
girlfriend's boyfriend ran away
352
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:53,845
with a cheap cheerleader.
353
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,347
[Laughing]
354
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,149
I wish I could've seen
you and Keith in the park.
355
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,518
I've never seen you cry before.
356
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,221
Well, to tell you the truth,
I feel kind of bad about it.
357
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,356
Oh, come on. You enjoyed it.
358
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,625
True, he did deserve it.
359
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,594
You should have
seen Keith's face
360
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,430
when I asked him to
explain the facts of life to me.
361
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,233
I asked him if kissing was
hazardous to a person's health.
362
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,402
Laurie [laughing]: Oh,
no. Chris: What did he say?
363
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,470
He said not as long as
I wash behind my ears
364
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,272
and take plenty of vitamin c.
365
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,540
[Kids laughing]
366
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,142
Laurie: I really
thought he'd catch on.
367
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,543
Tracy: Yeah, I
knew all the time.
368
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,777
Are you kidding?
369
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,579
You can fool some of the
people some of the time.
370
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,482
But you can fool Keith
partridge all of the time.
371
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,883
Kids.
372
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,453
[♪♪♪]
373
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,456
Keith.
374
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,763
How long was he standing
there? Long enough.
375
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,040
He's been gone for hours.
376
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,808
Maybe he ran away.
377
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,877
He's too old to run away.
378
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,579
[Door opens]
379
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:04,383
Did you find him? No.
380
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,752
I went to all of his hangouts.
381
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,287
No one's seen him.
382
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,689
[♪♪♪]
383
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,325
Did you have any luck, mom?
384
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,261
He's in the garage.
385
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,597
He's been there the whole
time. What's he doing there?
386
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:23,469
I don't know, I just found
him. But he's very hurt.
387
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,372
I don't think he thought
your little joke was very funny.
388
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,640
Mom, we didn't mean to hurt him.
389
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,009
Well, what did you expect?
390
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,912
Whatever Keith did, he
did because he loves you.
391
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:39,050
And you return his love
by making a fool of him.
392
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,453
What do we do now?
393
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,723
Well...
394
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:48,026
You might start by
telling him you're sorry.
395
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,696
[♪♪♪]
396
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,902
Keith...
397
00:18:56,903 --> 00:19:01,340
The kids have something
they want to say to you.
398
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,910
Keith, we just meant the
whole thing as a put-on.
399
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,578
But...
400
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:10,383
Well, I guess we were
pretty thoughtless. I'm sorry.
401
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,757
This means "I'm sorry."
402
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:22,629
before it meant "I'm
sorry, " It was a goldfish.
403
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,370
Chris: You know all that
intellectual stuff you showed us?
404
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,272
Well, some of it did rub off.
405
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,806
I'm gonna learn
406
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,809
to play Beethoven's fifth
symphony on the drums.
407
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,780
[Clears throat]
408
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,716
Keith?
409
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,254
I really am sorry.
410
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,055
I realize now you
were just trying
411
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,657
to do the best thing for us.
412
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,125
And we repaid you by
playing a rotten joke.
413
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,328
I'm sorry.
414
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,233
Besides, it was
all Laurie's idea.
415
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,469
[Inaudible dialogue]
416
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,238
[Laughs]
417
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,775
[Playing "Summer days"]
418
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:28,026
♪ I feel the sunlight
on my face ♪
419
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:34,900
♪ when I just close
my eyes and I trace ♪
420
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:41,940
♪ the footpath to your
daddy's summer place ♪
421
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:48,747
♪ where we spent our
early summer days ♪
422
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:55,687
♪ the hill we climbed
that went on forever ♪
423
00:20:55,688 --> 00:21:01,793
♪ we reached the top
of the world together ♪
424
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:06,164
♪ yeah, you gave
your love to me ♪
425
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:09,368
♪ and I remember perfectly ♪
426
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:13,672
♪ high above all
time and space ♪
427
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,308
♪ and I remember summer days ♪
428
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:20,178
♪ when you gave
your love to me ♪
429
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:23,582
♪ and I remember perfectly ♪
430
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,952
♪ high above all
time and space ♪
431
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:30,723
♪ and I remember summer days ♪
432
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:43,835
♪ come climb that
hill again with me ♪
433
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:50,842
♪ come live that
love again with me ♪
434
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:57,583
♪ baby, baby, baby, baby ♪
435
00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:03,254
♪ hold my hand
and we'll be free ♪
436
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:06,826
♪ said we'll be free ♪
437
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:18,604
♪ yeah, you gave
your love to me ♪
438
00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:21,673
♪ and I remember perfectly ♪
439
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:25,477
♪ high above all
time and space ♪
440
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:28,580
♪ and I remember summer days ♪
441
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:32,418
♪ when you gave
your love to me ♪
442
00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:35,521
♪ and I remember perfectly ♪
443
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:39,425
♪ high above all
time and space ♪
444
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:42,394
♪ and I remember summer days ♪
445
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,964
♪ when you gave
your love to me ♪
446
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:49,067
♪ and I remember perfectly ♪
447
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:53,004
♪ high above all
time and space ♪
448
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:56,074
♪ and I remember summer days ♪
449
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,844
♪ when you gave
your love to me ♪
450
00:22:58,845 --> 00:22:59,946
[applause]
451
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,591
[♪♪♪]
452
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,059
Keith: Hey, you about
ready? Danny: I am.
453
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,661
Now you got plenty
of money for peanuts?
454
00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:16,928
Sure do. [Doorbell rings]
455
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,665
I'll get it.
456
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,670
Hi, Reuben. Hi. Where's Keith?
457
00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:26,271
Hey, guess what.
458
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:27,506
I had to scrounge around,
459
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,608
but I finally
managed to pull it off.
460
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:33,211
Pull what off? I
got the tickets.
461
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:34,646
To the bolshoi ballet.
462
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,414
Oh, if you hurry, you can
make it to the matinee.
463
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,884
Well, that's great, Reuben,
but I wish you'd told me sooner.
464
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,886
I'm taking the
kids to the circus.
465
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,989
The circus?
466
00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:47,726
I had to haggle and
finagle to get these tickets.
467
00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:51,162
Keith: Well, why don't
you go? Me? To the ballet?
468
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:54,533
What's the matter? Don't
you appreciate culture?
469
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,503
Are you kidding? I'm full of...
470
00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,671
Culture.
471
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,339
Who... who would
I get to go with me?
472
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:05,176
I mean, it starts in 40
minutes. Reuben, I'd love to go.
473
00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,278
So would I.
474
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,481
You would?
475
00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:10,716
[Clears throat]
476
00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:13,920
Well, I guess it's a date.
477
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,089
What ballet are
you going to see?
478
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:19,390
Swan lake.
479
00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:25,063
Um, isn't that a little racy?
480
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:26,498
Swan lake?
481
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:28,934
What time will you
have them home?
482
00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,135
Danny. Come on.
483
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,003
I think we're gonna be late.
484
00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:35,140
Bye. Don't keep
the lions waiting.
485
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,509
I, somehow, get the
feeling he doesn't trust you.
486
00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:40,646
Danny: I'll be
waiting up for you.
487
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,447
[Laughing]
488
00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:44,083
[♪♪♪]
489
00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:52,625
[♪♪♪]
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