All language subtitles for Un drôle de colonel ¦ Comédie ¦ Jean Lefebvre, Michel Galabru, Jean Yann (1080p_25fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).İngilizce

- In the name of.

- You will lead us to.

- Where are you boss?

The cow !

- Get behind quickly!

- Ask for the last special.

Ask for the last special.

The angel continues his series of exploits.
2 years of uninterrupted success.

Ask the last one.

Ask for the last special.

The angel continues his series of exploits.

2 years of uninterrupted success.

Ask the last one.

- Hello, Marina.
- Hello, 3 apples.

It seems that the police
banned your new striptease.

How was it ?
- The unmasked angel.

I didn't even have time to remove
my bra.

This is serious ! A country where
cops have more of a sense of humor.

- The angel got them again.
He threw 10,000 pounds in a circle

game under the 2 types which
got out of the chimney.

- And seasoned with pepper.
They must be in good condition.

- Hi !
- Hello Marina.

- The angel bless you guys.

- Be careful or
you're going to find yourself among the moles.

- Don't get angry, boss.

Shut up and use it for us to peck.

- And 2 steaks with pepper, 2.

- It's going to be his party.
I have a feeling it's going to be his party.

So my beauty, late?
- In advance, I thought you had already left.

A lemon ginger ale and 2 brioches.

- She has her nerves boss, it's women.

- Freddy the Pinch told me that
if you were out of work, you would go see him.

- Tell him to go fuck himself.
Madame is exclusive, see? Go away.

Who are you planning to impress with your act? Before
let us have breakfast together,

mimosas will have grown in Alaska.

- Until then, we had bad luck,
but the wind is going to turn, I can feel it.

- To hear it, I thought it was for
today, the bridal chamber.

I hope you thought about champagne.

- When we arrived,
the angel had already whistled the bottle.

He will finish
by putting me off the job.

- I wonder how it can be so
well informed about the shots I am preparing.

There will be leaks around me.

- Why are you looking at me when you say that,
boss ?

- Like that ? An idea ?

- Boss, I'll tell you one thing
you hurt me a lot.

It's ugly.

It's long.

- I'm going towards Freddy the Pinch's.

- The Hopkins diamond as a gift from
engagement.

- Calm down, you'll have nightmares
and you will wake up in old age.

I planned everything. The redhead is going to put it back
the diamond to his daughter for her majority,

during a large reception.

Once a generation, we take it out
to give it to the offspring

and put it back in its box. It's a blow,
only possible every 20 years.

You realize ?
King Arthur's Diamond

that he passed on to the ancestor for
having put his cousin in his bed

the most beautiful diamond in the British Isles.

With the guests, the comings and goings.

We arrive through the back door.
I tampered with it last week.

And this time,
it will not be signed by the angel,

it will be signed Snake Barton and the angel,
Fuck him.

- You better put yourself on the back burner.
Afterwards, you are surprised by the leaks.

- We brought this thing
for your birthday.

- Can I open it?
- Who brought this?

- A delivery man, I gave him a shilling.

- And you gave the delivery man a shilling?
- Yes.

- And who was the delivery man? The dear angel.

I definitely like him more and more.

- Happy birthday !

No hard feelings.
He's nice all the same.

The guests haven't arrived yet.
- You have to be there before them.

We'll go home with the extras.

- Yes, but it's full of cops,
it does not smell good.

- Have you made up your mind?

- Don't worry, sweetheart.

It'll blow when you have it on your finger.
- For cops, you're talking about a badge.

- Schuss the Dutch
will cut it into the shape of a heart.

- With the crumbs, we will pay ourselves
a bed on wheels.

- Don't dream too much,
you will end up falling asleep.

- The diamond.

- That's not true.
- But it looks like it, boss!

- Already ?
No, we have to catch him before the cops.

- Easy boss. This time,
he will give us the extreme anointing.

- And with that, he drives like a god.
- Like a girl, yes.

Marina, Where are you my beauty?

- Put your hand somewhere else instead
to take advantage of the situation Moron!

- Boss !

- Instead of acting like a monkey, get out of there!
- Boss, come and see!

The angel entered a property there.

- If my mother saw me, lost in the woods
with 2 similar apples.

Don't stay there
feed on roots!

- Boss, come and look over there,
he returned to the barracks.

- He's there.

Okay, let's change our clothes, we'll take it out
car from there. Come on, hurry up!

- The car is no longer there, boss.

- That smells like a dirty trick.

- It stinks. Yes.

- Go and hide the car in the greenery.
- We're getting out.

- Buckle up, do what I tell you.

- Women must always
that it brings her back. It's infuriating.

- Your tools.
- My bag was stolen in the metro.

- What were you doing in the subway?

- I was packing a redhead's bag.
We can't even work in peace anymore.

- It's not even closed.

- No need to play boy scout.
I looked everywhere outside,

unless they dismantled his car.
He's not here anymore.

- Just time to hide the diamond.

We just have to look easy.

- We don't have it in our pocket yet.
This house is big

to find a nut in there.

- He must not come often.
It smells musty.

I could offer him
to do his little housework.

- All you have to do is ventilate thoroughly.
- That's it.

We could even light a fire
fireworks,

just to distract the pecores.
Start searching there

and search everywhere,
even in books.

- A diamond is not
a sprig of dry lily of the valley, boss.

Does being in love make you a poet?
Mind you, I have nothing against it.

- I'm going to give you a hell of a time
ring on the finger.

Come on, let's do
the owner's turn.

We'll start with the rooms.
- Do not touch. Fragile.

- The Diamond is in the packaging,
It’s like you have it.

We can take a small deposit.
- You've been out in the open for a long time.

The house has no credit.

- What could he have done?
like the angel's filth.

- And also in passing
several hundred million?

Not everyone can say the same.
- Are you saying that for me?

- Everything you have achieved in 2 years,
it's nothing.

- And all these blows,

Who prepared them?
- It's you, my big fat man.

- A guy who is making a name for himself on my back.

- He gave everything to hospitals
and maternity wards.

- I have no children
and I'm not sick.

- Boss. Boss ! Quickly !

- That's it, my little wife
give your little man a kiss.

- The angel took the diamond
Hawkins with his usual boldness.

But the police were watching
and set off in pursuit.

- Listen, boss.
- But the gentleman is having fun with the TSF.

- No, but listen to this.
- A flash has just fallen.

He teaches us that the angel
has finally been arrested.

He is currently being taken to
the headquarters,

for identification purposes
and interrogation.

- They got him. They tied him.
Long live the cops! Well done cops.

- Boss all the same!
- Yes, it’s joy.

- We might miss him.
- This bastard, This bastard.

He won't be there anymore.

Here's to a good life, my little queen.

I buy Freddy Rabbit's bar
and I appoint you manager.

- Thanks boss !

- I thought you wanted
that we go to bed early?

- What are you waiting for ? Look for.

- Rest, my little princess.
I'll find it easy for you.

- I think I would do well
to get into it too.

- Say, do you remember your number
striptease at the Palladium?

It was terrible.

We often talk about it with friends.

- I improved it,
I lacked technique.

- Hey !

If I found the diamond.
Would you do it to me?

Would you do it to me quietly?

- Better than ever.

Okay, I'll throw away
a glance at the first.

- Boss, have you seen this book?
written in gibberish?

Maybe it's a code.
Maybe the angel is a spy.

- But it's Greek.
- How do you know that?

The menu of the Greek restaurant,
it is written like that.

- We eat whatever.
- Shall we eat anything?

You do like everyone else,
you have a mashed steak!

I'm sure it's here.
My intuitions do not deceive me.

- You are mistaken.
He's definitely not there.

You should look elsewhere.
- Maybe you also have intuitions.

When I was a kid, I had visions.
One day the pastor brought it up at the service.

Thanks to me, we found the bike
of the sexton at the bottom of a pond.

- You must have fucked it up yourself.

Instead of playing Saint Patrick,
task of activating the household.

Otherwise, I'll give you a big headache.

- Come on, keep looking here.
I go into the living room.

- Stop there, you!
You'll see.

- You bastard!

- Him first. But you,
you don't pay anything to wait.

You wanted to overtake me.
The angel gave you a cigar.

You said to yourself why not me?
- I swear no.

- You already saw yourself at the top of the poster,
at bed with Madame.

I swear I didn't want that!

It was just for fun, I stung
the cork of the whiskey decanter.

- Not even enough to pay for a walk and
it wants to free ride.

- You're lucky
that I am in a good mood.

Couldn't you have asked nicely?

Instead of being sneaky.

You deserve a slap.
You know you deserve a slap.

And then you, I don't like
that you take it in this tone.

You must not follow the gentleman who
offers candy.

Without it, daddy will spank
and Santa Claus won't come by.

- I felt like I was feeling blue.

- Come on, go wait for me at the inn next door.

Put your shoes in the fireplace
and warm the place for me.

- Promises, always promises.

- Boss, she will make an admirable mother.

But it seems that a baby's clothes,
it costs. Go to work.

- In any case, you will go to the economy
on milk.

Because it’s about nourishing that,
there is no problem there.

- We work or we laugh.
- Okay, let's go for it, even in the grooves.

I heard a noise, boss.
- It's not enough for you to be pale from the knees down,

you must also have
ringing in the ears.

- I left the light on.

This is something not to do
when we go far.

- If this continues, you will not pass
not spring.

- Yes, but it's been 2 hours
that we turn everything around.

We are not oxen.
-Help me ! Go quickly !

- Missing the cap!

That stupid Jay Kings again
who mutilated my service.

To the glorious army of India.

-There is no dust there.
It's recent.

- But it's the angel's box of tricks.
Boss, this is his hideout.

- Where did you think you were?
At the British Museum?

- What calm!

Let's go! Damn civilization!

Hello ?
- Colonel Barclay?

- Yes, it's me.
- Yes, my respects, Colonel.

Frank Smith of the Paddington News.

Could you grant me an interview?

- A colonel in the Indian army.

Do you think anyone is interested?

- Your hour will be mine.
Everything that comes from India

touches the heart of old England.

A chipped chamber pot upsets her
as much as the flesh of the light brigade.

- I will make an exception for you,
although I hate journalists

and advertising.
- THANKS. Just a few moments.

- That's it. See you soon.

I hope he will settle down to do
accompanied by a photographer

because I'm worth it.

- Shh, boss!

We hear noise.
We're going to get trapped like in a burrow.

- Go ahead !

- But it's the radio.
- The radio was turned off.

- You hurt me. Hold.

You can see that there is no one there.

- Last minute. We are learning
the moment the angel managed to escape

even before being identified.
It is believed that he managed to put the diamond

to Hawkins in a safe place,
or it will be easy for him to get it back

while enjoying a well-earned whisky.

- You first, me on the ground floor.
- Yes Boss.

- Already there, gentlemen?

While enjoying a well-earned whisky.

I didn't expect you so soon
and let's go to my office,

- Have you seen these clothes, boss?
Maybe he wants to snub us.

- He will surely propose to us
an association, let it come.

- Gentlemen, in principle,
he never gives interviews,

but you seem to be wearing
such interest in my work.

- A little yes.
- Call me Colonel.

- You think he's going to take us away
long like this?

- Sit down, sir.

Watch out behind you!

This vase is a unique piece.

It was given to me by a worshiper of Kali,
the goddess.

- Funny name for a girl.
- Don't joke about these things,

the stranglers might hear you.

- Well, if we were talking seriously,
colonel?

- India, what a wonderful country!

Unbelievable riches,
artistic treasures

absolutely incalculable!

- But we prefer to work here,
we have these habits.

- How about we talk business?
- I see what it is!

Are you the photographer? You hide
your device under your jacket.

I know the drill. One of your colleagues
already tried to photograph

surreptitiously my collection.
- Who to trust ?

- Either, I authorize you to operate
in broad daylight.

And like this, what do you say?

- Boss. I take out the device,
let's end it?

- Hurry up because of my lumbago.

How tenacious Lombago is!

What if we lay it down to photograph it?

- Where is the object?
- Pardon ?

- I said where is the object?
- We ask you kindly.

- Because you already know?
I wonder who could have informed you.

- My little finger.
- I see what it is, professional secrecy.

But whatever, I'm decided
to tell you everything.

- But there is interest.
- This is one piece

of inestimable value.
A unique piece.

- I'll take care of it.

- Gentlemen, during this expedition

hectic and dangerous,

guess what I got my hands on?

- Go get it,
We'll see if that's it.

- But on one condition!
- Always talk.

- Don't forget to specify
that its origin

dates back to the time when Darius
had made the country,

between the Facimus port and the Indus,
a satrapy of his empire.

- It's giving me a headache, boss.

- And when Silius ensured independence
by Chandragupta.

- Make sure you go and get the thing,
my wife is waiting for me..

- I understand your impatience,
You know. Expect a shock.

- We hold on.
- India, what a wonderful country.

- You see ?
Just ask him nicely.

- He's still strong!
Where is he going to get all these words?

- Be careful, he's a pervert, put yourself down
behind on the cover!

- Gentlemen, this is a historic moment.

Open your eyes wide !

Here it is !

This is the one, the only reproduction
of San Gemma, the standing Buddha!

- You live dangerously, colonel,
for 2 years you've been walking us

and we're trying to corner you.
Admit that we were patient.

You are wrong to add more
with your fake mustaches.

Give the jewel and quickly!
- Never.

It's a trap !
You are not journalists.

You are in the pay of this bastard
by Thierry Bibiche who has already

pilfered a diplodocus tooth.

I'm going to cut you into slices
and make pieces of it.

Long live the king !

- Is there anything wrong, boss?
- I would like to see

the face that the Angel has.
Come on, take off your bacchantes.

That doesn't suit you there.

- It is well glued, it is solid.

- Shit !

- Is there a boss bone?

- A colonel in the Indian army, a real one.
William David Percival Barclay.

- So the angel will be a trooper?

- He had been absent for 2 years.
The barracks were empty.

The angel used it as a hideout.
- Isn't that the angel?

- It's not the angel.
- It won't take long for him to come back?

- But to corner him, the colonel's move,
It's good.

The angel likes disguises.
Go serve it to him.

You're no longer Joe, your name is Bangkok.
- But that's not my name.

- You are my lackey! I brought you back from India.
Got it? Bangkok?

- Not very good, boss.
- Call me colonel, banana skin.

- Yes, Colonel.

- Coffee served Colonel.
- Thank you Bangkok. You are a good servant.

- Yes, but I have hair from my beard
which makes me itch.

- As for me, my mustache is coming off.
Damn, he's in no hurry to get it back.

- He might not dare to come back.

- It's not the type
of guys who chicken out.

He will believe that the colonel has returned and he
will show up to collect his item.

- It's a quick one, it won't be necessary
get your straps tangled.

I'm going to give him a blow first
even if he remembers

where he put his artillery.
You want to see ?

- Pretend you're the angel.
- You're not going to shoot me, boss?

- A little rehearsal will warm us up.
Turn your back!

- It's not a game.
- Do not discuss. You are the angel.

So there you are, you're looking for the stone.
You are not suspicious.

- I go around him.
Felt.

Like a cat who wants to peck a piaf.

Why did you do that ?

- Your creaking shoes.
You have to be wary of new pumps.

That's how nose in the air,
he was stung by the furrier.

- Okay, let's do it again.

- Boss, if you break down,
am I being deaf?

- I don't want any presents, you hear?
- Good.

- Go ahead.

- I saw you in the mirror, boss.
This is how the Swede looks.

- Do you think you're strong?
Well, it's me who's the angel.

- Boss, I just wanted to pretend.
You shouldn't raise your head.

Listen, boss.

- Do you have your fire?

- Under my turban.

- Okay, go ahead, I'll cover you.

- My God, he’s beautiful!
Where is the colonel, my friend?

- The colonel ? Very busy, Colonel
and I would like to know about what

see you the colonel?
- I'm going to surprise him.

- Hello, it’s me, Aurélia Tites,
I wanted to surprise you, but whatever.

You are there, colonel, my colonel.

Happy ! I am happy !

William David Percival!

Forgive me, I'm crazy!

I dreamed of this for so long
wonderful moment.

Let me admire you.
You are even more

abominably seductive
than I imagined.

This photo you have for me
sent was very bad.

This mustache that
hid half of the face.

Sorry, a collector's item without doubt.

You have discovered so many wonders!

- India, what a wonderful country!

- Come, we have so many things
to tell us!

- Excuse me, some orders to give.
- The Hindu guy? What do you call it?

-Bangkok.
- That's not his real name?

What region of India does it originate from?
- Good, answers the lady.

-Shagako.
- How ?

-Shagaka!
- I do not know.

- What caste does he belong to?

- To the stranglers?
You shouldn't annoy him.

- It's crazy exciting.
And where did you meet?

- In a fight at Freddie's house.
- In Singapore,

during the attack on an advanced post.
Brave Bangkok.

Dear friend, if you want to sit down.

- I know your intentions.
Don't overdo it.

- He spotted you. There is surely
cotton in the bodice.

- No, the twins are original,
she's a real chick.

- We have to fire her because she
will ruin our shot.

- Leave it to me, go get the port.

- In the cellar ?
- Yes, and you will hear from grandpa,

sometimes he would put himself
to make vocalizations.

- Colonel, come close to me.

The story of your journey fascinates me.

- Yes that's it. Come back one day.
- Colonel. Don't tease me.

You promised me marriage as soon as you
back. Your letters prove it

and I have an excellent lawyer.
Excellent darling!

Dear !
- Help !

I'm being murdered!
Help !

- Shut up.

We won't do any harm, but shut up.
- Little bastard,

you will put your guts in the sun.
The cavalry is mine!

- Shut up ! Do you lock it?

Colonel's word.

- I'm hungry. You're not the only one.

If you are kind,
we'll make some fried potatoes.

- Porthos, colonel.

Kali. Kali.

Kali. Kali.

The Colonel visit.

Kali.
- Excuse me madam.

The taxi had to leave.
I had the luggage dropped off.

- My poor child,
I had completely forgotten about you.

It's your fault, Colonel.
My secretary, Terry Jones.

- Colonel.
-Kali.

Kali. Kali.

Kali.

-Bangkok. Help Miss
to bring up the luggage.

- Yes, make the bed for us.
- Yes, you, calm down.

You're not going to settle there?
- It is inappropriate before marriage.

The presence of my secretary will cut
runs to all the gossip. Come Terry.

- Boss, each to his own,
It's in the pocket.

- Attention,
there is one who will get the diamond.

- Would the angel be feminine?
- An angel has no gender.

- Not surprising.
- Finally, Colonel, I'm waiting.

- Yes, don't panic.
You put them anywhere.

And you stay there.
I'm going to talk to grandpa.

- How do you find him ?
- Irresistible.

- Is not it ?
- Bangkok, luggage.

- Is there all that?
- If it's too long, I can wear them.

- Leave it to the man.

- Perfectly, we are engaged and
if you touch a single hair on his head.

- You will watch over them yourself.

- You would dare to lock up
2 women in a shithole?

- The mice will keep them company.
In your place, I would talk

rather the secretary. For an explorer,
there is surely more to discover.

- So keep your thoughts to yourself.

And bring me my dinner.
- It's simmering.

- I promised to keep quiet.

I was promised food since we
did not respect our deal.

To me, help, to me!

- If you do it again,
I'll make you eat your.

- I was looking for you, boss.
He just arrived.

- Yes I know.
You have to give him confidence.

- What if he bites?
- We prick him. Come on, I'll cover you.

- Sir, waiting for someone?
- I have an appointment with the colonel.

- Come in my little one.
I was waiting for you.

- My respects, Colonel Franklin.
I'm so happy.

- Thank you for welcoming me.
- The pleasure is mine.

- I was afraid of disturbing you.
- Make yourself at home.

- I bless the sky
for arriving first.

I would have been really disappointed
to get burned.

- Hindu proverb says "who one day steals
lens, ends up breaking tooth

on Caillou.

- I understood that you had
found a valuable item.

- Yes, if you helped me look for it?
- My pleasure.

Are you armed, Colonel?
- Yes. At night, when the hyenas

go hunting,
bivouacs are not safe.

- Will you then allow me
to take pictures

and display cases just for me.
I have the soul of a collector.

- All right.
- I can ?

- Yes, please,
move around at your ease.

Don't lose sight of him.
As soon as he gets his hands on it, we're off.

- Hands up.
- You have ways

to enter people's homes.

The colonel will not be happy.
- The colonel is in India.

Are uninhabited houses tempting?
Hands in the air.

Put that down. It's a collector's item.
- I am stuck.

- I'm not making you say it.

- We look like a little boy
well brought up like that.

Then in the pockets,
there is a whole range of burglar equipment.

Break-in, minimum 3 years in prison.
I tell you, don't move.

Colonel, my apologies.
- Do not touch me !

- Sorry, excuse me.
I didn't know about your return.

Then I saw light.
It seemed suspicious to me.

- I see cops. We are surrounded.

- No, fanatics, they see them everywhere.
Do not pay attention.

- But no, I didn't do anything.
Don't put me in the hole. I did not do anything.

- This is what I was looking for.
Are you convinced?

- You know this gentleman
since a long time ?

- Apparently he is a journalist.
- Show your card.

- These suspicions are intolerable.
The press is ticklish.

- It's in order.
Happy with your trip, Colonel?

- Are you new to the sector?
- Yes, brand new. Douglas McMillan.

I am very honored to meet you,
Colonel.

- Show your card.
- Pardon ?

- Your papers.

- The papers are in order, colonel.
But after this welcome,

we would be entitled to ask you.
- What I concern myself ?

- We can never be wary enough.
You are right.

No hard feelings. Between soldiers,
you have nothing against the police?

- Some small discrepancies.

- Wonderful !

Colonel,

hide such proof of love
under my pillow.

Is this your way to conquer
the ladies' bed?

I love you.
- An engagement, Colonel?

But you hid that from me!

- Dear Madam, be careful.
The angel has been acting up in the area.

Maybe he's not very far away.
And when it comes to jewelry, he has the flair of a spaniel.

- Boss.
It turns. The diamond.

Can a diamond shine?
Boss, I see heaven, Boss!

- Give me this ring
or we will have problems.

- Colonel dominated you!
We are not alone.

It's my wedding present.

- It's bad luck to walk around with that
before the ceremony.

- Are you superstitious?

- In India, I discovered the secrets.
Right, Bangkok?

- Yes.
- Well, give me a hand.

No, stop! We get rowdy and then it gets out of hand.

She doesn't want to slip,
go get some soap.

Your fingers are swollen.

- You are clumsy. Too bad, I hate it.
I give in to your desires.

You could have asked more nicely.

- Forgive me for this mood swing.

I love you, my little flower,
and I didn't want the misfortune

falls on your dear beloved face.

When you have to go, you have to go,
right, baby?

- That's it, I won't wear it
Before marriage.

You know how to make yourself obeyed,
Colonel.

- Fortunately I found
rusks.

- Your rusks are rather stale, then.

- Maybe that's what we
Mistaken for cheese.

- That kamit meditation
falls on these bastards.

And on that damn sandwich.

- Grandpa, bite boss.
Soap, colonel,

- Eat it.
- Yes, but it makes bubbles.

- You have to subdue them, otherwise,
they think they are entitled to anything.

- Excuse me Colonel,
but I have my article to write.

How to define the Indies, in one word?

- It is far.
- Were it really the Huns who,

in the 5th century, caused the collapse
of the Gupta dynasty?

- India, what a wonderful country!
- But still ?

- You have to see it to believe it.
Right, Bangkok?

- We are literally suspended
to your lips, colonel.

- There were the Huns, that's okay.

But the worst part, quite frankly,
it was mainly

others.

Don't forget, don't you,
that when not Papekus

on the banks of the Ganges met Guta Bufta

and so on.

And again, I'm not talking about the Kamasutra
because there are ladies,

but he understands me. Right Bangkok?

Kali Kali.

- You stated in one of your letters
that if the Ghaznavids and the Ghurids

had invaded the Indus basin,
the responsibility lies with a cat.

- With all due respect, Colonel,
the Muslims would not have occupied

the country only in the 10th century.

- Tell me, colonel, how do you explain
this contradiction with yourself?

- He pissed me off. I won't say anything more.

It's not a chicken's brain
which would upset a letter scale.

- My colonel, all the same.

- Colonel. Do me a favor.
One last photo with your fiancée.

All right ?
I'm going to get some film.

- We are of the same race, colonel.
Head close to the hat,

but with a heart on his sleeve.
Everything to get along.

- A true marriage of love.

- Excuse me,
I'm going to take a little walk around.

- Can we find what we're looking for?
- The cops, they got stung.

- Who is “they”?
Are you waiting for reinforcements?

- We'll wait together.
- I was going to visit friends, I was wrong.

- They didn't know that the colonel
Did your little friends come home?

- No, but say,
Is it over to be familiar with me?

We didn't make hay together!

Let me go !

- We assign someone! Colonel, I'm afraid.
- No, from God, Marina.

- Are you sure you did judo?

- Black belt. Fourth Dan, Juror!

- Let her go or I'll crash into you!

- Colonel!

- Don't beat up cops.
Kali, Kali.

- Do you know these people?
- I made him jump on my knees.

- Wow !

- How ? You blew up
this tall young girl on your knees?

- No, but don't worry, that's it.

Yes it's. It's my niece.
- Colonel! No I am sorry.

- I couldn't guess.

- Uncle !
- Give Uncle a kiss, my little darling.

- What is this circus?
- Shut up, we'll get the bonus.

- They love each other very much. Very close-knit family.
- That's wonderful.

We are going to be parents. Do you know that
I marry the colonel? Look.

Look how he spoiled me.

- Well done ! While I was waiting,
Madam took the shortcut.

- But no, excuse her,
she's a little jealous,

but she adores her little uncle.
- Very close-knit family.

- Don't bring her back.

- Very united.
- Yeah, but that doesn't tell me why

Just now she called Snake and Joe.

- Don't get involved
of my niece's things.

-Women are so confusing sometimes.

- So, my reverend,
Is this marriage serious?

- And why not ? If anyone has
a reason to oppose it, let him speak.

Only when I question him.

Pardieu! I send to the carpet first
who will disrupt the ceremony.

Go park my bike!

There is nobody ?
- Pastor, hello.

- I was told that there was
a wedding to celebrate.

- It was I who called you.
- Pardon ?

Aurelia Tides.
- Where is the bride?

- This way, my reverend.
Do you know Colonel Barclay?

- Congratulations, Colonel.
Here is the bride.

- We would make a lovely couple.
It's my uncle. He marries my aunt.

- It's me, Aurélia Tides.
- What ?

No, I can't get used to it.
- Me neither.

- I brought back 2 reels
extra for the ceremony.

Marila, what are you doing here?
- Where do you know him from?

- This familiarity
requires an explanation, dear sir.

- I did 2 reports on her
when she was at the Palladium.

Luxury Marina, the striptease of the year
and terrible photos.

Dream of love, remember?

Well, I hope I didn't mess up, right?
- Hey.

If I understand,
your niece undresses in public?

- I demand an explanation, Colonel.
- But I was in India.

India, what a wonderful country!
- In short, this child has no parents?

- Yes, foundling like Bangkok.
- Poor little girl !

- You have no shame ?
No, aren't you ashamed?

We cannot turn our backs.
A kid who never had

only good examples.
- Don't give me a big voice, uncle.

I won't do it again.
- Don't cry anymore. I'm here now.

- We're going to see it alone.

Maybe you had
bad company?

- That's right,
very bad company.

And I know them. Snake Barton and Joe.

Does that mean anything to you, Colonel?

- Who is that ?
- Your niece blurted out their name.

- I never heard of it.
Who are these gentlemen?

- Those gentlemen ?
Losers!

The angel, that’s someone.
I will take off my cap

to handcuff him,
while these 2 awful ones.

I will polish my boots
to kick their butts.

But to choose the stupidest among
these 2 idiots, you have to toss a coin.

- It would be repeated that it could
harm you.

- Oh Colonel, don't leave your niece
hang out with these stinking rats.

- Hindu proverb says:

“Keep your tongue clean
and you will live 100 years.”

- We will hand over this soul
In the right way.

Go about your business,
we will go to ours.

- Yes, poor soul!

- We'll see each other again.
I'm not leaving the sector.

- Yes that's it. We'll meet Again.

You, go get some fresh air, ended.

- As you wish, colonel.

- Me neither.
As for you.

- Colonel, I understand your feelings,
but this child did not have a mother.

From now on, I will watch over her.

- But you have not thought about it.
But no,

gone like that, it's irrecoverable.
This marriage has become impossible.

Too bad, I will carry my cross alone.
Come on ! Give me the ring back.

- You allow ? Lovely, splendid!

When you love this much,
we do not give up like this.

Such luck only passes once.
- It's called Come Back.

- Tomorrow, I will bless your union.
I'm keeping it until the ceremony.

Sleep on it.
- Come, my reverend.

We will take care of your room,
my friend. Think of the wonderful hours

who await us.
Love triumphs over all obstacles.

Terry, my niece.

Come, my reverend, come!

- I would like to eat a good little pâté
countryside with a glass of old wine.

- You say, reverend?

Nothing, I was dreaming.

- The cow !
He stole it from us!

He would no longer be missing
let him leave with Marina!

- If it was him,
he would not have moved in front of the ring.

- Not sure boss. It's still immoral.
He's fucking sleeping here.

You marry fake, and get out
with the ring.

- You should be careful.
Kill a colonel and a pastor on the same day,

maybe that could get people talking.
Come on, come on!

- Send the music Jérémy, heat up.

No, I want to audition.

- Château Margaux 53 Monseigneur.

- Take off your Bouna sari.

The Indies ! What a wonderful country!

- What can you say about indigenous women?

I didn't even look at them.

You occupy all my thoughts,
Colonel William David.

But what
are you doing in my room?

- Guess.

- Forgive him, Lord.
She doesn't know what she's doing.

The devil is in her.

Let me exorcise you.

- You should take up the lime tree.

- No !

- Boss ?

Boss, I got it!

Boss, you have to put them
before the angel wakes up.

Boss !

Boss ! I got it.

- Trouble, miss?
- Someone knocked out the colonel

and stole Madame's ring.
- Good God !

- Boss !

- Show yourself, boss.

Show yourself, I'll leave.
- Who's there ? Hands up !

- Is that you, Bangkok?
What are you doing here ?

- Kali, Kali.

- Now is not the time to clown around.
The wedding ring was stolen

and knocked out the colonel.
- Colonel, shit!

- I have to call
at headquarters.

Strange things are happening here.

- And you, I'll start
to find you strange.

- You real cop?
You, real policeman?

From father to son.
And I'm proud of it.

You wouldn't have seen this diamond, would you?

- Let it go or it will bleed.
You gave me a big head

and now you're going after my friend.
It was you who took the diamond

in the pastor's pocket.
Did I see you where you put it?

- He's a real cop!
A real.

Excuse him. Excuse the colonel.
It's the fevers.

It takes him back. Yes, it's a shock.
But it's going to happen.

It's going to be okay, Colonel.
It will happen.

- We need to call headquarters.
- It will pass, Colonel, it will pass.

- For your personal communications,
go to the post office.

- I have to warn my colleagues.

Unless the jewel is still in the house.

But, everyone here would be suspect,

especially the one who hides it.
Nice piece, colonel, does it come from India?

- No, don't touch. Sacred vessel!
- You're doing too much!

You smoke ?
- Yes, it helps me think, thank you Colonel.

- No, devil's herbs.

- Monsieur says it helps him think.

- No, Colonel loves it!
Love that, good tobacco there.

The colonel loves good tobacco.

- You wouldn't prefer a cigar?

- No. Is this Hindu tobacco?
- It's hemp, it shakes.

You might be surprised.
- I like strong sensations.

- Fill me to the brim.

- Don't be afraid to compact.

- I can ?
- Wait a second.

Now you can.
- Thank you, Colonel.

Holy fireplace you have,
do you completely smoke it?

- No, colonel, always leave
a little deep, because much better.

- Do you dislike it that much?

- Devil's herb.
- Fire, Colonel?

No, otherwise he'll make me angry.

- You're the boss ?
- I don't want to offend his beliefs.

- All that nonsense,
shoot me on this!

- But no.
- Come on, shoot!

It seems to be clogged.
This is not normal.

- Kali, Kali.
- He cast a spell on it.

No one will be able to anymore
smoke it or he's dead.

- Don't worry,
I'll uncork it for you.

It lacks ventilation.

But it's too packed,
it presses at the bottom.

There, it's as hard as a stone,
it must be emptied.

- Beware of the curse.
- I'm not superstitious.

- Hindu proverb says “disobey Kali,

trouble will come to you before midnight.”

Kali how did you know,
that the diamond was in the pot?

- I stole it from the pastor.
I've been looking everywhere for you, boss.

- You're sure that sometimes,
weren't you looking for the exit?

- No, I thought it was the angel who
showed up at the checkout again.

Then in the dark, I made a mistake.
- Do you call that a mistake?

Do you want to finish me off?
- It was not on purpose.

- But don't just stand there like that.
Do something.

That's stuck.
- I have an idea !

- It's not a leap year, however.
Don't take off your shoes

under the nose of the puppet,
you're going to make him surface.

- Here, don't move!

That's it, boss!

Hold the pipe.

Hold on, because I'm going to shoot dry.

You are there.
- Yes go ahead.

- Holy cow, he's gone!

- Where is that ?

- Look for ! He plays slingshot
with a diamond of 100 bricks.

Come on, get on all fours.
Just go ! Keep making fun.

Look for.
- He can't be far away.

- He can't be far away.
Find it.

- We'll find him.
It is not possible !

I look for.
- Do not discuss. Find.

- I don't argue, but I search.

It's still something.

The cow !

- But anyway, what's going on?

You're not going to stay up all night.
- Kali, Kali.

- Enough praying, like that,
for today, that's enough.

Colonel, still standing.
No, I don't want a husband

looking defeated. Go to bed !

Finally, do you want to get up?
It's an order. But this is insane!

No, colonel. Don't waste yourself.
Save your strength for tonight.

This oriental takes liberties,
I swear.

- But he doesn't mean anything.

- Colonel, but what is that?

This pastor is insane
or his pockets have holes?

Thank God we are among people
good company.

Colonel, you have me.

- Who did this to me?
- You, This is not the time.

First, we warned you.
- Kali, Kali.

- Do you think I'll believe you?
But you found it.

You should go to sleep.

- Yes, as you wish. But from now on,
no need to come and get me,

- Your dedication deserves reward.

Here, with you, she is in good hands.

You will return it to me tomorrow morning.

- What have we done to you, Lord?

- I will give you a receipt.
- It's useless.

- It's the rules, ma'am.
- I can not stand it anymore.

We have to shoot them both.
- Not a cop. It ruins a career.

- There you go, ma'am.
- Thank you, my good man.

-And now go and rest.

- Wooden cross, iron cross.
If I lie, I go to hell.

- No, we will go to heaven together.

- Sleep in peace, I am watching.

All the pagan gods united
do not bring out by miracle

this envelope from my trunk.

- You are not going to save yourself
like a thief.

So, you will take well
a last drink ?

But you are not
within 5 minutes.

- No.
- Tell me, about it.

Surely it is your safe?
- How is he sure? It is inviolable.

- Yes, we say that.
- I can prove it.

- Are you going to explain that to us?

I need to be reassured.

- And all this with a double
security lock

which sets off an alarm.
To short circuit it,

It should.
- Don't eat that.

You will have surprises.
You said ?

- I say, to short circuit it,
it would be necessary to cut a shielded wire

which starts from a junction box
located at the head of my bed.

Suffice it to say, unapproachable.

- Did you write everything down?

- What is he doing ?
- Stewardship notes.

Let him live his life.

All that's left to do is finish.
Do you change the combination often?

You can never be too careful.
- But rest assured.

2 times per day.
And very smart who could guess

that is the date
birth of my mother!

- From whom?
- From his mother?

- From which I subtract the number daily
of days elapsed since the beginning of the month.

No, but I'm boring you with all this.
- No not at all.

- It's very ingenious,
but it's a bit complicated.

Not at all, it's very simple.

- Your line,
pay attention to your figure.

- October 16, 97.

- Okay, I withdraw 23.
Since it's the 23rd.

It’s the 23rd. Are you following me?

- Not very well.
- You're following me, let's see?

- What does it give ?
- This gives 16 + 10 + 97 = 123.

Minus 23 = 100

- All you had to do was think about it.
Yes, there is some in there.

Isn't he cute?
- We would eat. 100.

- I repeat that

come, let me see you, let me touch you.

That I approach you, that I corner you.

- Is that there, boss?

We cornered him.
He didn't even show up.

He had the chips.
Yay!

Boss, now we can die.
Show it to me.

- You will have Freddy Lapince's bistro.
Allow me to kiss you, companion!

- I didn't dare ask you.

A Brussels sprout.

“Don’t be angry, comrades.
I want to see Barton's face as a bride.

You will have the diamond after the ceremony.
My sworn wedding gift.

And again, well done. The angel.”

But then he left it in the shack.
If they want to pass it on to us,

you will have to go back.

He's rotten. Everything is rotten.
The world is ugly.

I want to die! What's the point of living?

But first, I'll kill him.

I'm going to roast it.
I will pull out his hair one by one.

Lord, what have I done to you?

What have I done to you?

- Boss, don't get angry!
After the wedding, we'll have it.

He swore to it. And he's a regular guy.
- A regular guy.

- Colonel, I have the honor of you
ask for your niece's hand in marriage.

- You dare to ask me that.
No, but I'm going to make your party.

- Colonels, don't get angry,
It's not good for your heartburn.

- It seems that you
do not approve.

It would seem so. I didn't wait
for years,

for a kid, for a loser
come and take it from me.

But maybe
you are not empty-handed.

Maybe you're the one with the diamond.
Give it back to me, my bastard, or I'll kill you.

- Curious behavior. Strange language.

- It's the fevers. Sometimes it gets to me.
- My Treasure.

- I will comfort you like a little child.

- Leave me alone, I tell you.
I don't want the diamond anymore

and I don't want marriage anymore.
No more marriage. No one will get married.

- Do not throw a tantrum
or Kali will get angry.

-Amen.
-Amen.

- Colonel William David Percival Barclay.

You are not so
resembling in this photo.

- No, but I was recovering from cholera.

- You've seen it.
- Then I would like it to end.

I'm almost impatient.
- Let's not sink into anecdote.

- You are right. We are here.
We chat, we chat.

Colonel William David Percival Barclay.

Do you agree to take as a wife
and legitimate wife

Aurelia Hortense Tides

- Hortense, things are getting complicated,
colonel.

Do you agree to take as wife
and legitimate wife Aurélia Hortense.

Tides, here.

- Colonel Barclay.

- What is this ?
What do you want ?

- Professor Trilby, of the Academy
of sciences of our most Gracious Majesty.

- Can't you see that
we are celebrating a wedding here? No.

- Excuse me. I'm looking for the house
by Colonel Barclay.

This kind policeman was kind enough.
Where is he ?

- I was just coming this way.
So, I told myself.

- It's you, it's about time.

- Excuse me ma'am !
- Don't tell me you lost it.

- Worse, madam, the angel robbed me.
I am disgraced. I deserve to die.

- Where can I find Colonel Barclay?
I'm marrying him. Finally, I try.

- He's there.
- You must be surprised by my visit.

- We were waiting for you, professor.
- It's beautiful work.

Open a cop's trunk.
Come on, forget the wedding gift.

You are not
came empty-handed?

- But don't see
a gesture of obedience on my part.

I was against your methods and I remain so.
Finally, let's forget the past.

- That's it, make a move.
- I was wrong, I admit it.

I am not an angel.
- But if.

- On behalf of our association and
by virtue of the drawing of lots which designated me,

oh irony, I give you the stone.

- Yes, be discreet, there are people there.

- Return the Tiberias stone.

For all of your work,
you are an example for the nation

whole.

- It's stupid, but I'm moved.

- Colonel, what does that mean?
Speaking colonel.

- Rest assured, you will hear me
win back the war, ladies.

We're going to clean up the area.

-Snake, Joe.
- Skake Barton,

Joe Cutterfit.
I was sure of it.

Don't let go, Colonel.
Colonel or not, he kisses like a general.

Are you the one behind all this?

You little bastard.

- Your standing Buddha is rubbish.
I tell you shit.

- The angel.

I hold it.
Madam, this belongs to you.

I, Douglass McDillan,
I stopped the angel.

Let me handcuff you.
Master

- Joe, my love, was that you?

Wow !
Who played a joke on me?

Who put this in my pocket?

- Tell them it's not you Joe!

Wouldn't you have done that to your spiritual father?

- You can ask me anything
whatever you want.

- Not in front of everyone.
- I would like an autograph.

- You will probably need a
secretary.

- Okay, we'll write together.
What exclusivity!

- Let me pass. He's my friend.
He owes me everything!

Little man, little secret keeper.
I trained him.

It was I who taught him everything,
who was educated.

I took him to the world championship.

-And you stole 80% of me.
Now I have grown up.

Baby fights back and we do the accounts.

So you hold your place
and we forget the backlog, understand?

- What progress has he made?
- Come on, let go of my elbow! Pardon.

- Yes Boss.
- I like this better.

- I think someone wanted
ask me a quick question.

- You are welcome.
- Remember how we both were.

After everything I've done for you Joe.

- From the new Constable?
- The Angel, my lieutenant.

- I will only speak in the presence of my wife
and sometimes I talk in my sleep.

Sir, you are defeated,

but you fall with honors.
Take care of yourself !

- Rest. Come on, my hen.
- And me, have they forgotten me?

- Take care of the little one, sergeant.
- Sergeant? Thank you my lieutenant.

- Don't bother this innocent
he carried my packages,

and he didn't know what was in it.

- But don't listen to him, it's not true!
I'm the brain,

who prepared all the shots.
But there is no justice!

There is no justice.
For God’s sake, the diamond.

- I returned it to Madame Say
Where did she go?

- Poor Cutterfit. He's not ready
to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

I return the diamond to you
as proof of his innocence.

See you soon, Angel.

Say, you. You
are we well paid our head?

- How ? But it's not the angel?
No, but aren't you ashamed?

And so, Mrs. Tides.

- Where is the colonel?
Where is the colonel?

I am Aurélia Tides!
- This way. And it starts again like in 14.

- Go fast !

- Gently Aurélia,
you've done enough to me as it is.

- Angela, if you would like.

- Idle women are the bane.
He doesn't know what to do to distract himself,

it ruins the job.
- Sorry for making you walk

so long. We'll catch up.

- A last-minute flash.

A flight of rare audacity has just been
clerk at the Mortimer jewelry store.

The disappearance of 2 sapphires is reported
Blues of inestimable value.

Next information at 8 p.m.

Well, we'll have to set the table,
She will be back soon.

- Yes Boss.