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[instrumental music]
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[both laughing]
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Ashley. What's up, Nicky? Pssh!
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Hey.
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Will, you have paper
on your cheek.
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Oh, Nicky, he cut
himself shaving.
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Why do you shave
and Ashley doesn't?
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Well, you know,
it's because guys grow
beards
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and some women don't.
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You know, when you
become a teenager
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guys start to grow hair
on their face and..
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...you know, women start
to grow, you know, they be--
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- Taller.
- Ooh, you are right. Taller.
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Yes.
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Why?
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You are really asking
a lot of questions, Nicky.
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Nicky's at that age.
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He's like an empty
vessel waiting to be
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filled with knowledge.
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Has anyone seen
my "Vogue" magazine?
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The one with that super
model
Tyra on the cover.
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Hilary, that's two years old.
Geoffrey threw it away.
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Why?
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And some vessels
just stay empty.
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[theme song]
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♪ Now this is a story all about
how ♪
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♪ My life got flipped
turned upside-down ♪
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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪
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♪ I'll tell you how I became
the prince of a town ♪
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♪ Called Bel-Air ♪
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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪
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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪
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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪
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♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪
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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪
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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪
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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared ♪
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♪ And said you're moving
with your auntie ♪
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♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪
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♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪
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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪
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♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪
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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪
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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪
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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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It says here in this magazine
that when decorating a new home
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price should be no object. The
more money you spend the better.
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What magazine is that?
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"Rich People's Digest."
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I got a subscription.
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If I'm gonna be decorating
my new house
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I need all the help I can get.
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This is a beautiful color
for your drapes, honey.
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Yeah, if you're a hotel
in Vegas.
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Plus, look at the price.
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This is very reasonable.
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Exactly.
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Alright. There you go.
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Right.
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[Will grunting]
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I think it's too heavy.
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Alright, let's lighten
the load a little.
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There we go.
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Hey, yo, man, why I gotta
carry everything anyway?
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Simple, Will,
some of us are born owls
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and some of us are born mules.
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Guess which one you are.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I must be one of them
owl-killing mules, then.
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Okay, I have chartered
our trails.
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We're gonna hike in
just below Limestone Falls..
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...then we're gonna raft
down the Rocky Point..
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...and we're gonna spend
our last night at Two Arches.
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Huh. 'Em arches better
not be golden.
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Don't worry, on this trip,
it's just us and the elements.
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Ha-ha-ha. We're gonna be
roughing it like frontiersmen.
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Oh, incidentally, sir..
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...the limousine will be here
to pick you up at dawn.
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Great, I'm gonna go
stuff my fanny pack.
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Looks like somebody
beat him to it.
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- Hey, you guys.
- Hey, Lisa.
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- I brought the sleeping bag.
- Oh, thank you, baby.
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Mwah, mwah, mwah.
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Ooh, look at all this stuff.
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Yeah, we believe
in being prepared.
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For what?
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Bad weather, snakes, global
thermal nuclear war, you know.
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I tried to tell Puny the Bear
this is too much stuff.
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I mean, come on,
why are we taking wood?
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Hello? Campfire?
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Carlton, I'm telling you, man
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I'm-I'm not carrying
all of this stuff.
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And what do we need
this dumb box for?
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That's not a box, it's a raft.
It seats six.
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Hm. How many Uncle Phils?
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Wait, do you expect me
to believe
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there's a raft inside this box?
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Yes. But whatever you do,
don't..
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...pull the cord.
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Damn.
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There was a raft in that box.
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Ain't my fault your stupid
hurricane lamp got broken.
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Well, if you hadn't
inflated the raft
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it wouldn't have fallen
over.
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Well, I'll pay you for it,
but the stupid thing
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can't be worth more than $60.
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It had a built-in bug
zapper.
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And it cost 80.
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Well, I'll give
you 60 for it.
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- Eighty.
- Sixty.
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- Eighty.
- Eighty.
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- Sixty.
- You got a deal, Daffy.
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Cute, Will.
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Tell you what, I'll take
your
$60 and I'll get the rest
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from your wages at the Peacock.
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(male #1)
'Let's have the money.
Come on. Come on.'
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Alright, hey, hey.
It's cool, dude.
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Ah, Carlton, give him the money.
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Hey, look, t-that's all
we got, man. That's it.
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I-I got some more in my wallet.
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(male #1)
'Take your hands
out of your pockets!'
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(Will)
'Look out, Carlton!'
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[instrumental music]
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Mommy, why are you crying?
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Because Will is hurt,
sweetheart.
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- Why?
- I don't know why.
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Nicky, come on,
let's not bother mommy.
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Oh, he's not
bothering me, honey.
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I just wanna make sure
he's going to be comfortable.
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We're doing everything
we can for him.
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Well, those white sheets
can get so dingy.
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Don't you have any nice pastels?
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That's not our major concern
at this point. Excuse me.
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Well, what about television?
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He's not gonna just have
basic cable, is he?
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Miss, that is the waiting area.
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Now, I know this is difficult..
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...but why don't you just
go over there and wait.
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Carlton, do you wanna
talk about it?
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He was aiming at me.
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Vivian.
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Vy.
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Where's my boy?
Have you heard anything?
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Honey, nothing has changed since
you called from the airport.
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Aunt Vy, Aunt Vy,
Will's in the recovery room.
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Hi, sweetie. Thank you.
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Um, excuse me, Mrs. Smith?
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- Lisa?
- Yeah.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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- Vy.
- 'Philip.'
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- Well, I talked to the doctor.
- Yes?
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- Will's in stable condition.
- Okay.
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The bullet was very close
to his spine, but they got it.
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- They got it.
- Thank God.
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Well, now, there's a possibility
there may be some nerve damage.
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But let's just pray there isn't.
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They're gonna move him
to a private room.
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Can we see him?
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Well, I made a deal,
and we can see him now..
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...but we're gonna have to go
home immediately afterwards.
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Why?
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Well, apparently, we're driving
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the nursing staff crazy.
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I don't understand,
I'm just a visitor
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why do I need medication?
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And what is Prozac anyway?
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I mean, do you think
I need this? I feel fine.
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[beeping]
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Hi, baby.
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Hey.
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Hey, mom, you ain't had to
come all the way out here.
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Stop it, now, I'm just glad
that you're okay.
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Ahh. Yeah.
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Just think, I moved out here
from Philly
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'cause we thought
it was too dangerous.
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[both laugh]
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- Oh, Will.
- Hi, Will.
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- Hey.
- 'How are you, son?'
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Dude, what's up?
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Hey, don't be looking at me
like that.
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Y'all know ain't no little
bullet gonna stop me. Ah.
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However, I will be doing
my banking by mail from now on.
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Knowing my luck, I'll run into
a disgruntled postal worker.
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[laughing]
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Are you in pain, son?
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Well, it ain't as bad as the
last time Geoffrey made chili.
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I guess you won't be
wanting this, then.
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I hate this generic stuff.
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I'm gonna get you an Evian.
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Hey, Ashley, what are you doing
all the way over there, girl?
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I'm scared to touch anything.
I don't wanna pull anything out.
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Come on, girl,
get over here and give me a hug.
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- Aagh!
- Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
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Psych.
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I can't believe you guys think
this is some kind of joke.
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Don't you realize what happened?
Will took a bullet for me.
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He saved my life.
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I did? I was just trying
to get the hell out the way.
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Will, stop it,
I don't think it's funny.
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Carlton, come on, man.
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We gotta have a sense of humor
about this.
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This kind of stuff happens
all the time.
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That's the problem.
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It happens all the time.
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I'm, uh, gonna go talk to him.
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- Son, where are you going?
- 'I don't know.'
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I'm going for a walk.
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Carton, it's after midnight.
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I don't need something
to happen to you, too.
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Well, there's nothing
you can do about it.
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These things just happen, right?
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Carlton, I know you're upset.
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You've been through
a very traumatic experience.
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Now, if you just calm down, we
can talk about this rationally.
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You're always in control,
aren't you?
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Always know what to do,
always know what to say.
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Well, you know what gets me?
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The police aren't even
gonna find this guy.
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And if they do, so what?
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He'll be out in
the streets in six months.
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That's not going to happen.
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Come on, dad, it's happened
to people you put away.
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But the legal system
isn't perfect.
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Go talk to Will
about our legal system.
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It's such a joke.
People aren't even afraid of it.
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Carlton. Look,
I'm frustrated too.
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But as a judge,
I have to have faith in it
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no matter how much I wanna
go out and knock some heads.
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Eventually the system
will come through.
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I'm all grown up, dad.
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Don't tell me
any more fairy tales.
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[instrumental music]
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Mom, mom, mom.
I'm fine, thank you.
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Okay, I'm just trying
to make sure
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my baby's comfortable,
that's all.
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Well, I'm as comfortable
as I can be sitting on a bedpan.
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Well, you want me to..
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Hey, don't go peeking
at my stuff, mom.
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Thank you, baby.
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[groans]
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- How's that?
- Oh, baby, that's perfect.
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00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:19,893
Oh, I see there's a
new pillow fluffer in town, huh?
246
00:12:20,993 --> 00:12:23,827
- Where's Carlton?
- We'll meet him at home.
247
00:12:23,847 --> 00:12:25,794
He just wanted to let off
a little steam.
248
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,891
I'll get the car, madam.
249
00:12:27,912 --> 00:12:29,021
Chin up, Master William.
250
00:12:32,016 --> 00:12:34,063
Get better, Will.
251
00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:36,999
Ow! Ooh, psych, psych, psych.
252
00:12:37,018 --> 00:12:40,064
- Stop that.
- We'll see you tomorrow, son.
253
00:12:40,085 --> 00:12:43,080
Alright. Oh, is, uh,
Carlton gonna be cool?
254
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,966
Oh, yeah, he's gonna be fine,
I'll talk to him
255
00:12:44,986 --> 00:12:46,066
when he gets home.
256
00:12:46,086 --> 00:12:48,002
- You get some sleep.
- Pfft.
257
00:12:48,022 --> 00:12:49,142
I don't know
if I can get any sleep
258
00:12:49,162 --> 00:12:51,099
the way that thing
is in here beeping.
259
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,270
Well, if it stops beeping,
you're gonna sleep
260
00:12:52,289 --> 00:12:55,113
a lot longer than you planned.
261
00:12:55,134 --> 00:12:57,131
Please, come on.
You coming home, Vy?
262
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,138
No, no, I'm gonna stay
right here with my baby.
263
00:12:59,158 --> 00:13:00,258
Mom, go-go head back
to the house.
264
00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:02,214
I don't need nobody
babysitting me.
265
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:05,189
Well, you're not getting
rid of me that easily.
266
00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:07,378
Oh, baby, I'm too weak to fight.
You can stay.
267
00:13:09,284 --> 00:13:11,230
Alright, sweetheart.
268
00:13:11,251 --> 00:13:13,369
- I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
- I love you, mommy.
269
00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:16,224
- You'll get used to it, baby.
- I guess he told you.
270
00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:17,453
Oh, shut up.
271
00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:21,498
Boy, am I glad they're gone.
272
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:28,336
How do you feel, Will?
273
00:13:28,356 --> 00:13:30,505
Well, you know how they say
a paper cut
274
00:13:30,526 --> 00:13:32,593
is the worst kind of pain?
275
00:13:32,613 --> 00:13:35,427
Eh! Eh! Wrong.
276
00:13:37,444 --> 00:13:39,693
You don't have to do that.
277
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,579
- Do what?
- Entertain me.
278
00:13:45,523 --> 00:13:47,762
Did you hear the one
about the black dude
279
00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:50,577
that got shot at the ATM?
280
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,757
And how he was trying
to be freaky
281
00:13:51,776 --> 00:13:54,640
with his girlfriend
in the hospital room?
282
00:13:57,858 --> 00:13:59,794
Stop.
283
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,897
[instrumental music]
284
00:14:12,806 --> 00:14:14,783
Carlton, look out.
285
00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:17,789
Look out, Carlton.
286
00:14:20,783 --> 00:14:21,903
Will.
287
00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:23,900
Baby, it's okay, wake up.
288
00:14:24,979 --> 00:14:26,875
It's okay.
289
00:14:28,944 --> 00:14:31,022
I'm glad you're here, baby.
290
00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:41,208
[laughing]
291
00:14:44,011 --> 00:14:45,252
Good morning,
time for breakfast.
292
00:14:45,979 --> 00:14:47,179
Shh, shh, shh
293
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,024
Oh, sorry.
294
00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:53,099
Isn't it hard to follow that
show with the sound off?
295
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,057
Oh, no, this is
"What's Happening"!
296
00:14:55,076 --> 00:14:57,224
I know all these jokes
by heart.
297
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,201
Oh, check it out,
look, look, look.
298
00:14:59,221 --> 00:15:02,237
[imitates Dwayne]
Hey, hey, hey.
299
00:15:02,257 --> 00:15:05,243
[imitates Dee]
Oh, Dwayne, Rerun ate
my mama's cake.
300
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:11,335
[imitates Rerun]
Ooh. Dee, Dee, please don't tell
your mama I ate her cake.
301
00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:14,391
[imitates Dee]
Okay, Rerun,
for Dee right price.
302
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,251
You're good.
303
00:15:17,271 --> 00:15:19,491
Oh, that ain't nothing.
You should see my Webster.
304
00:15:19,511 --> 00:15:22,252
What exactly do you want
her to see?
305
00:15:22,423 --> 00:15:24,524
[laughs]
306
00:15:25,243 --> 00:15:27,384
Hey, what's up, babe?
Are you rested?
307
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,355
Yeah, I must have been tired.
308
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:32,426
Uh-huh. You was talking
in your sleep last night.
309
00:15:32,447 --> 00:15:34,467
You always dream
about Shaka Zulu?
310
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,507
Shut up, Will.
311
00:15:40,319 --> 00:15:42,510
Oh, isn't that nice.
312
00:15:42,529 --> 00:15:44,420
Would you like me
to read the card?
313
00:15:44,441 --> 00:15:46,441
No, I'll thank Jazz later.
314
00:15:48,271 --> 00:15:50,272
I'll take it. Thanks.
315
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,494
- Hi.
- Carlton.
316
00:15:56,274 --> 00:15:58,514
Hey, what's up, man?
I'm glad you came back.
317
00:16:07,307 --> 00:16:08,518
Uh, can you show me where
I can get some coffee?
318
00:16:08,538 --> 00:16:11,389
- Sure, right this way.
- Thanks.
319
00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:23,544
So, what's up, man?
Are you gonna be alright?
320
00:16:25,393 --> 00:16:27,284
Still can't get over it, Will.
321
00:16:28,314 --> 00:16:29,385
If you hadn't pushed me
out of the way
322
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,285
that bullet would have
gotten me.
323
00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:33,436
Well, not necessarily.
324
00:16:33,457 --> 00:16:35,458
See, I mean, even if you stood
right in front of me..
325
00:16:35,478 --> 00:16:38,339
...he still could have hit me
from my belly button up.
326
00:16:50,263 --> 00:16:52,263
I'm totally in your debt, Will.
327
00:16:52,282 --> 00:16:54,263
Pfft. Come on, man,
you don't owe me nothing.
328
00:16:54,283 --> 00:16:56,434
Yes, I do.
329
00:16:56,455 --> 00:17:00,266
If you ever need anything,
anything, it's yours.
330
00:17:01,457 --> 00:17:03,297
Well, uh..
331
00:17:03,316 --> 00:17:04,547
...you could talk
to Uncle Phil about, you know
332
00:17:05,268 --> 00:17:07,319
sliding me into his will.
333
00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:10,510
40, 50 G's, you know?
334
00:17:14,471 --> 00:17:18,412
Actually, my father and I aren't
seeing eye to eye right now.
335
00:17:18,432 --> 00:17:22,324
I feel like everything he's ever
said to me was a lie.
336
00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:24,503
Come on, Carlton, that's
a little hard, don't you think?
337
00:17:24,524 --> 00:17:26,565
I spent my whole life
believing in law and order
338
00:17:27,284 --> 00:17:28,405
following the rules.
339
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:31,557
Then some maniac pulls a gun
and all the rules change.
340
00:17:32,277 --> 00:17:33,327
Well, I'm sick
of being a follower
341
00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:34,527
sick of being a victim.
342
00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:36,477
I'm gonna start
making some rules.
343
00:17:37,548 --> 00:17:39,418
- Carlton, wait.
- What?
344
00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:43,480
- Give me a hug.
- What?
345
00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:45,571
I said give me a hug, man.
346
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,521
A brother get shot,
he get a little emotional.
347
00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:50,292
Now, get over here
and give me some love.
348
00:17:52,414 --> 00:17:54,384
Alright.
349
00:18:04,327 --> 00:18:05,407
Alright.
350
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,398
What is that?
351
00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:11,360
It's a gun.
352
00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:15,550
Carlton, are you
out of your mind, man?
353
00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:17,441
You're walking around
carrying a gun?
354
00:18:17,462 --> 00:18:19,493
What do you think you are
gonna do with that?
355
00:18:19,513 --> 00:18:21,533
It's for protection.
356
00:18:21,552 --> 00:18:24,383
Carlton. Whoa, man,
what, do you think
357
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,384
it's that easy
to just shoot somebody?
358
00:18:27,364 --> 00:18:29,365
I'll close my eyes.
359
00:18:32,547 --> 00:18:35,318
[clattering]
360
00:18:49,392 --> 00:18:51,392
I was gonna eat that, man.
361
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,504
Everything's a damn joke to you.
362
00:18:59,496 --> 00:19:02,597
So, what, you don't think
I'm mad, huh?
363
00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:05,347
I'm laying up in this hospital
364
00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:07,588
an inch away
from being paralyzed.
365
00:19:08,309 --> 00:19:10,340
You don't think I wanna get up
out there and just go catch--
366
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:12,500
It's not gonna happen again,
not to me.
367
00:19:12,521 --> 00:19:14,521
Carlton, Carlton.
368
00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:17,492
I understand that
you're scared, man..
369
00:19:17,512 --> 00:19:20,503
...but the world
can be a scary place.
370
00:19:20,523 --> 00:19:22,424
You just got to learn
how to deal with it, alright.
371
00:19:22,444 --> 00:19:24,445
Yeah, well, I found my way.
372
00:19:27,425 --> 00:19:30,365
That's not you, man,
that's them.
373
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:42,361
Look, I didn't come here
for your approval, alright?
374
00:19:43,521 --> 00:19:45,562
I came here to see how you were.
375
00:19:48,513 --> 00:19:50,373
I'm out of here.
376
00:19:50,573 --> 00:19:52,434
Carlton..
377
00:19:54,344 --> 00:19:56,334
No more hugs, Will.
378
00:19:57,395 --> 00:19:59,485
I saved your life, man.
379
00:19:59,506 --> 00:20:02,347
I saved your life. You owe me!
380
00:20:06,549 --> 00:20:09,380
Now, give me the gun, Carlton.
381
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,621
Give me the gun. I saved
your life. I want the gun!
382
00:21:16,532 --> 00:21:18,553
[sobbing]
383
00:21:36,648 --> 00:21:39,359
[theme music]
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