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[instrumental music]

Hilary, what are you doing?

I'm putting tags on everything I'm taking with me.

Taking with you where?

Oh, didn't I tell you?

The other day when I went out to buy that sweater

I bought a house to match.

[laughing]

Sweetheart, that's unbelievable.

Do I know how to accessorize or what?

[laughing]

Hey, you can't take all that stuff with you.

The hell she can't.

Thanks, daddy.

[theme song]

♪ Now this is a story ♪

♪ All about how my life got flipped ♪

♪ Turned upside-down ♪

♪ And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there ♪

♪ I'll tell you how I became the prince ♪

♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

♪ In West Philadelphia, born and raised ♪

♪ On the playground is where I spent most of my days ♪

♪ Chillin' out, maxin' relaxing all cool ♪

♪ And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school ♪

♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪

♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪

♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared ♪

♪ And said you're moving with your auntie ♪

♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪

♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near ♪

♪ The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror ♪

♪ If anything I can say that this cab was rare ♪

♪ But I thought nah forget it ♪

♪ Yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

♪ I pulled up to a house about seven or eight ♪

♪ And I yelled to the cabbie ♪

♪ Yo homes smell you later ♪

♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪

♪ To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

Were you or were you not supposed to be there

at 11:00 p.m. sharp?

[gibberish]

I told you I had to drop Lisa off.

Besides, I was there at 11:30.

That's right, for 30 treacherous minutes

I stood alone at the corner of Rexford and Olympic.

Carlton, that's Beverly Hills.

Yeah, the bad part.

9-0-2-1-1.

You know, Will, lately you've been completely unreliable.

I just hope you don't disappoint me this weekend.

This weekend?

Oh. Oh, yeah, this weekend, yeah.

Yeah.

You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

Yeah, yes I do. This weekend.

You know, Saturday and Sunday.

How you constantly disappoint me.

What do we always do the first weekend after the New Year?

Your annual height check?

After that.

This weekend is our yearly bros-in-the-snow getaway.

Come on, Will.

We've gone on these trips the last four years running.

- I live for this weekend. - Okay, Carlton, I am sorry.

I forgot. Alright? I-I'll go.

Just go upstairs and wax your skis

or your legs or whatever you wax.

Alright, I'll forgive you this time.

Oh, this is going to be grand.

[sighs]

Asking Ms. Lisa for permission?

First of all, Benson, I ain't gotta ask nobody for permission.

Hey, Lisa.

- Hey, sweetie. - Uh..

Listen, babe, um, about our date this weekend..

Oh, Will, you know what, I just found out that I have to work.

Oh, darn.

Uh, I guess I'll just have to go on an annual ski weekend

to Mammoth with Carlton.

Well, good, because when you're not busy

you know you get yourself into trouble.

[laughing]

Alright, baby. Hey, you know what?

It's a shame you can't come with us.

Yeah, I wish I could.

Well, wear your long johns.

Yes, dear.

Hey, I love you, baby.

I love you too.

- Alright. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.

[clucking]

That was a pretty nasty fall you took there, Will.

Fall?

No, you must have been watching

one of the other black skiers.

Oh, these weekends really get my adrenalin pumping.

How about some hot cocoa?

Yeah, make mine a double.

[both chuckle]

Two cocoas please. One grande.

Okay.

Will, you remember when we first started coming up here?

Uh, yeah, it was a weekend, wasn't it?

I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I remember now.

This place is always fly, man.

Well, if you think today was fun, wait till you see

what I got planned for the rest of the evening.

After we power down our cocoas

there's a complimentary luge lesson.

Followed by supper at 7:00

then back to the room for some hot spiced cider

and a Barbara Walters Special.

You know, normally, I would ditch you on that last one

but, uh, I'm gonna let you in on a little something.

Ever since I was like seven

I had a mad crush on Barbara Walters.

I thought I was the only one.

How do you feel about Nancy Reagan?

Oh, see now you're being just sick.

Hi.

Nice parka. Down?

Uh, no, it's a poly blend.

Mine's alpaca.

I'm Angie Cobb.

Look, Ms. Cobb, I know what you're up to

and I'm not interested.

You have eyes, take a look, I'm with him.

This is our special weekend.

Oh. Well, good for you.

Good for the both of you.

W-wait a minute, baby. I don't even know this guy.

Geoffrey, admit it.

You're going to miss me, aren't you?

Oh, yes, Ms. Hilary.

In fact, I'm going to go upstairs right now

and have myself a good cry.

[sobbing]

Wow, he's even more upset about my leaving than I thought.

I hope he doesn't hurt himself.

I can't believe it. My big sister's moving out.

Oh, Ashley, mi casa esyourcasa.

You can come over any time you want.

Except for Tuesdays when I shoot three shows

and I really need my space.

Oh, and Thursdays.

I shop till about 9:00

and then I take a warm bath and read.

Why don't you come over on Mondays between 11:15 and 2:30?

Hilary, I'm in school.

Well, if you can't find the time..

Another cocoa, Will?

Oh, no, I'm gonna have to pass, C.

I drink another cocoa, I mess around

I have to let out a Hershey bar.

[Carlton sighs]

This is what life's all about.

I mean, look around us. Is this not the best?

Two guys together, beautiful surroundings

white snow, fresh air.

God, look at those mountains.

The hills are alive.

You know, we should get away more often.

- Me and you, you and... - Lisa.

No, not Lisa. I mean, no offense.

I know she's your girlfriend, and all but--

- Hey, baby. - Hey.

- What are you doing here? - Well, my boss didn't need me.

So it was either stay home and study

or come up here and be with my baby.

Aw. Break it down one time. Ahh.

- Hey, Carlton. - Nice to see you again, Lisa.

Uh, Will, I'm gonna go to the car and get my stuff.

I'm so happy you invited me.

You invited her?

Well, yeah. Well, kind of.

I mean, come on, Carlton, now, this does not mean

that we can't still have a good time.

'Smile.'

Smile.

- You can do it. - No.

Look, this was supposed to be our special weekend.

I don't wanna share you with some woman.

Listen, listen, Carlton, just because Lisa's here

that don't mean we can't have fun, man.

Listen, hey, we are gonna do

every single thing that you have scheduled.

- Promise? - Yes, sir.

- We're still gonna go luging? - Oh, absolutely.

And we're still gonna go to the restaurant I picked for dinner?

- Oh, yes, sir. - What about Barbara Walters?

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Carlton, come on, man, ain't nothing changed.

We are inseparable.

- Oh. What's up, baby? - Hey.

Listen, why don't you go down and check out some of the shops?

Uh, I mean, unless you wanna hang out with a couple lugers.

[Lisa giggles]

Will, it was such a cold and lonely drive up here

I just wanna go upstairs and get into a nice hot bubble bath.

You do know how to pour bubbles, right?

Mm.

Um, hold that thought.

- Carlton.. - Oh, I knew it! I knew it!

I knew it!

- Oh, I'm out of here. - Oh, Carlton.

Where are you go.. Carlton, come on, man.

- What is wrong with him? - Um, nothing.

Uh, baby, listen, why don't you go ahead upstairs

get the tub started, let Calgon take you halfway

and I'll come take you the rest, alright?

Carlton, wait.

[engine revving]

- Carlton. - Get out of my car.

Carlton, this is not your car.

Then get out of my rental car.

- No. - Fine.

Look, Carlton, come on.

Now I'll never get to see that

Barbara Walters Special.

And she had Henry Winkler too.

- Carlton, listen, man. - You made me miss Fonzie.

- Carlton, look. - No, you look.

No, slow up, deer.

Don't you try to sweet-talk me, Will.

No, Carlton, in the road, a deer!

[both screaming]

[tires screeching]

Oh. Oh.

Oh, I don't believe this.

I know, these air bags are worthless.

I'm alive!

I'm alive!

I swear, God as my witness

I will be in church first thing Sunday morning.

Oh, wait, Sunday's bad.

Oh. Okay, I'll cancel, I'll cancel.

Your whole life does flash before your eyes.

Which reminds me, you still owe me 20 bucks

from three years ago.

You want your 20 bucks?

Okay, here it is.

[gibberish]

Now, go get it, you little car flipper.

What are you doing?

Making a mental note of where it is in case

we get out of here, which we won't.

What are you talking about?

It's a 40-foot drop to that slope.

Well, we ain't going that way.

I'm climbing back up to the road.

Will, that's sheer ice. Happen not gonna.

Back in Philly, they used to call me Spider-Man.

That was just one of my nicknames.

So this is it.

This is how the Carlton Banks story ends.

With a whimper.

[whimpers]

Shut up, Carlton.

Help!

[echoing] 'Help!'

Echo!

[echoing] 'Echo! Echo!'

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho.

[echoing] 'Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho.'

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hey.

[echoing] 'Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hey.'

Hi-de-hi-de-Heidi-Fleiss.

[echoing] 'Hi-de-hi-de-Heidi-Fleiss.'

Daddy, isn't it great about Hilary?

When do you think I'll get to move out?

Oh-ho, sweetheart, you know expressions

like "When hell freezes over."

"When the cows come home."

"When donkeys fly."

Pick one.

It's too dark to signal with that mirror, William

you might as well put it down.

I've been trying to for, like, a half hour.

Will, I want you to eat me.

I-if I die first.

You can stay alive by using my body for nourishment.

Incidentally, the buttocks has the most meat.

God, I hope I go first.

[grunts]

Ouch.

God, man, my fingers are getting all numb.

That's how it starts.

First numbness, then the sensation of needles on skin

and finally, right before death, violent spasms

as your blood freezes and your heart locks up.

No more Discovery Channel for you, man.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

- What Carlton? What? What? - No, no, no!

What, Carlton, violent spasms? Tell me what to do.

I didn't get the insurance.

What?

I put the car on my credit card

and I didn't get the six dollar insurance.

You always wonder why they ask you to sign that waiver.

Well, there it is.

I don't know what's worse.

Dying a slow agonizing death

or staying alive and listening to you.

Damn, it's cold.

You know, Will?

I don't have any friends.

What are you talking about, Carlton?

You got plenty of friends, man.

You think people are your friends

but they're only that

because of what you can do for them.

Except you, Will.

'I don't do anything for you.'

Even when you make fun of me..

...I know you're doing it out of love.

You haven't been doing that as much lately.

What are you talking about, Carlton?

I just called you Thumbelina this morning.

Yeah, but your heart wasn't in it.

Look, Carlton..

...let me tell you something, man.

Lisa, that's my girlfriend

and we're gonna be together, man.

But that doesn't change the fact that you're my best friend.

Stumpy.

I'd cry, but my tear ducts are frozen.

You know what? I ain't going out like this.

Alright, look, I figure if I can hit this slope

at the perfect angle I could ski down and get us some help.

Look, Will, I'm a much better skier than you.

- Let me go. - Go ahead.

You'd let me jump like that?

Hey, hey, hey, who better to risk his life for me

than my best friend, huh? Huh?

Wait, Carlton.

I think I see somebody down there.

We're saved.

Hello, up here!

[echoing] 'Hello, up here!'

I think he sees us.

(male #1) 'Don't yell.'

What? What did he say?

I think he said, "Don't yell."

Don't yell?

Why not?

[echoing] 'Why not?'

[rumbling]

(both) Avalanche!

[grunts]

You don't think anything bad happened, do you?

Of course not. I'm sure they'll be back any second.

[Carlton screaming]

What was that?

Hey, you know, you never know how brave you can be

until you don't have no choice.

You know, now I see how people could jump out

of burning buildings.

You couldn't figure it out before?

Look, Lisa, we still have a full day left.

Why don't we make the most of it?

I would like that, Carlton.

Well, there's three of us now

so we probably need to get another room.

I have a room.

Hey, isn't that great?

Now you and I can stay together

and Lisa can stay with her.

I can't believe it.

How could you not take the insurance?

It only costs an extra six dollars.

Sweetheart, in honor of your new house

we've put together a little photo album for you.

Oh.

Naugahyde. Wow.

You really went all out.

Just look at the pictures.

Oh, look, here I am at Camp Gucciwanka. Ha.

Camp Gucciwanka?

Oh, yeah, that's Apache for "Over-privileged."

I drew a picture of the family and that's you with the diamond.

I'm gonna miss you all so much.

Will, you take good care of that little lady.

And, Carlton, you stay just who you are, I mean that.

And, daddy, don't worry, I still have duplicates

of all your credit cards.

Goodbye, little house.

Goodbye, little yard.

Oh, goodbye, little lamp.

Now, I could use this.

[sobbing]

One down, four to go.

Take it easy, Philip.

It's still about 13 years

before our nest is empty.

Oh, hey, you guys, listen, me and Lisa

about to run to Roscoe, get a little grub on.

Uh, Carlton, you wanna go?

No, three is a crowd.

- Come on. - Okay.

- See you later. - 'Bye.'

Did you forget something, sweetheart?

Um, not something, someone.

I hate my life.

(Will) Yo, stay tuned for more "Fresh Prince."

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