All language subtitles for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air S05E12 WEB [1080p].en

[instrumental music]

Daddy, how can you even
think
about retiring early?

I'm in the middle of a holiday
shopping season. Are you mad?

I simply said
I was considering it.

[scoffs]

I hope you do retire, that
way
you can spend more time

around the house.

He's here plenty.

You can't do this, big guy.
Money, we need money.

Carlton, you know
we can afford this.

You're the one
who helped me invest.

My money makes money.
We're rich.

That's right, we are rich.

Cool.

[scoffs]

If we're so rich..

'...why we can't afford
no ceiling?'

[theme song]

♪ Now this is a story ♪

♪ All about how my life
got flipped turned upside down ♪

♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪

♪ And all shootin' some B-ball
outside of the school ♪

♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪

♪ You're moving with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪

♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪

♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

[instrumental music]

Look, there's no problem here.
Hey!

- Hi, Mr. Banks.
- 'Hi, kids.'

Stop worrying, go to work,
and I will handle your father.

Will, you don't know my father.
He's very overprotective.

The last time
one of my boyfriends

spent an evening with him,
it ended our whole relationship.

So, what,
y-you never saw the guy again?

No, no one did.
He left town.

At least that's what my dad
told the police.

I think you're exaggerating
a little bit.

Okay, maybe a little.

But just in case..

...it's been really nice
knowing you.

Go on, girl, get out of here.

- Bye, Mr. Banks.
- Goodbye, sweetheart.

So you're gonna meet Lisa's
father tonight, huh?

Yeah, he's in at 4:30 from
Cleveland.

I remember the first time
I met Vivian's father.

He was an obstinate,
dictatorial old tightwad.

- We didn't get along at all.
- Really?

Even with all that in common?

I'm serious, Will.

Wasn't till the day he died
that he finally

did something to improve
the situation.

- Really? What did he do?
- He died.

But the point is, first
impressions can last forever.

So you be careful tonight.

Nah, don't worry about me,
I'm gonna just be myself.

Let the charm take care of
it
for me, you know what I
mean?

Well, now, Will, I don't think
that's such a good idea.

You see, your charm is kind of
an acquired taste. Like liver.

What're you talking about, man?
You hate liver.

Exactly.

So, what? What, are you
saying
I shouldn't be myself?

Oh, let me just leave you alone
with your thoughts, huh?

Hey, big guy,
why aren't you at work?

Well, I decided to take a few
days off this week

to see what it would be like
if I retired early.

- So that's still a possibility?
- A very strong one, honey.

Guys, we have to do
something
about dad.

Listen, I've tried,
but he likes that shirt.

No, I mean we have to try
to discourage

this whole early
retirement thing.

I thought you were all for it.

I was, but I've been thinking

if dad has more time around
the house

I'm the one he's gonna be
spending it with.

- Why you?
- I'm his favorite.

His favorite what?

His favorite child,
I'm his little girl.

I thought it was obvious.

Well, think again,
little sister.

You are not dad's favorite.

That's right, Ashley, I am.

You? Pfft!

Hey, it's a known fact that the
oldest is always the favorite.

Mom and dad got it right
the first time.

Then why did they keep
trying?

Well, you're both wrong.
It's me.

[laughing]

Wait, wait, wait, you cost dad
money. I make dad money.

And daddy's little girl
doesn't mean beans

next to a chip off
the old block..

- Which is me.
- And Nicky.

Nicky's only been around
a few years

daddy hardly knows him.
I'm telling you, it's me.

Well, there's a simple way
to find out.

Dad's will.
Whoever gets the most wins.

That's ridiculous. More money
doesn't mean more love.

We're all his children, right?

I don't know, I'm starting to
think you were adopted.

Come on, let's find that will.

[instrumental music]

Hey, listen, Mr. Wilkes

I want you to order anything
that you want.

Price is no object.

Yeah, yeah,
I heard you the first six times.

Oh. Well, you know, they're
known for their lemon soup.

Uh, sir, that's a finger bowl.

Oh, oh, my fault, my fault.

Excellent.

You know, Will, uh,, I-I
don't
know about this place.

See, I'm more of a pizza
guy.

Oh, well, they got pizza.

What do you want on it?

What, a tandoori duck?
Grilled pheasant?

For 24 bucks,
I want a 20-dollar bill on it.

[laughing]

He said..

That is so..

It was fu..

So, um, Lisa says you're an
automotive technician.

No, I'm not. I fix cars.

I manage a garage.

A garage.
Wow, that is so interesting.

No, it's not. It's a job.

Hey, but I like working
with my hands.

It gives me the feeling
that I'm really earning my money

instead of having it just
handed to me.

Ha-ha. Hoo-hoo.
I know the feeling.

Ha-ha. Hoo-hoo.
No, you don't.

Look, Will, Lisa may like you

but personally, I think you're
a bourgie little toad.

Thank you for a wonderful
evening.

I'll catch a bus back
to Lisa's house.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Mr. Wilkes, come on,
don't-don't leave.

This, this is-this is
not the real me.

This is Carlton.

Why you putting on airs, boy?

Look, please?

Mr. Wilkes, I like your daughter
more than any other girl

that I've ever been with
in my life.

And believe me,
I've been with..

Out of girlfriend
for a long time.

Listen, I-I just wanted to-to
make a good impression on you.

Well, look, as long as we're
being honest with each other

I wasn't gonna like you
no matter how you acted.

Oh, why not?

Well, ever since the good
Lord
took my Yvonne

my life's been pretty empty,
Will, except for Lisa.

I'm a little overprotective.

Really?

Look, Mr. Wilkes, I mean, the
real Will Smith ain't bourgie.

I'm telling you,
he's a-he's a low-class

working stiff like yourself.

Even lower.

[both laughing]

Hoo!

'Hey, I tell you what, Will.'

Why don't we get out of
this joint

and you introduce me
to the real Will Smith?

Yes, sir, sounds good to me.

Oh! Say, baby,
you seen the real Will Smith?

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

Carlton, where did you learn
to do this?

The Young Republicans
sponsored a seminar.

Ha! Open sesame.

Oh, my God,
it's full of gold bars.

Those are Twinkies.

- Hello, legal docs.
- Oh, yes.

Well, I see someone's
coming into money.

Geoffrey,
we weren't taking any money.

I meant me.

Alright, Geoffrey, what's it
gonna cost to keep you quiet?

Well, considering the magnitude
of this betrayal

of your father's trust,
I'd say a thousand dollars.

Well, that's cool, we can handle
that. No problem.

A week.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have
to wash some dirty laundry.

He has no scruples.

Shut up and close the safe.

[instrumental music]

- Oh, baby. Hey, baby.
- Hey.

- How was the game?
- Oh, girl, it was the bomb.

Oh, check out this here fly
jacket your daddy got me.

How come?

Just my little way of saying

thanks for such
a wonderful visit.

I got one for you too, baby.

Oh, just what I wanted.

Hey, I better go check on
my flight time.

[grunting]

No.

Not that I mind,
but what was that for?

Hm. Because you've been
so nice to my dad.

You spent more time with him
than I have.

Oh, well, uh, trust me,
I am exhausted.

Hey, let me tell you.

First, your father followed me
on my jog today

then he showed up
in my lit class.

And the last thing
I ever wanna do again is see

a naked middle-aged man
in the shower.

I'll tell you that one.

Let me tell you.

Your dad is a great guy, but
I'm kind of happy he's leaving.

Tell me about it.
I love it when he comes to visit

but we haven't spent any
time
alone in a whole week.

Well, I think I can remedy
that situation.

There's a 747 with his name
written all over it.

Soon as we get him
to the airport

we can get back to my crib
for a little one-on-one.

You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?

Well, my flight's on time.

- It was nice to meet you, son.
- You too, sir.

You take good care
of my little girl.

Oh, you got that.

Daddy, it was so good to
see you again.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, you know what?

It's too bad that you gotta
leave so soon.

- You mean that, Will?
- Oh, yeah, man, we had a ball.

I mean, it-it's just a shame
you can't stay longer.

Well, if that's the way
you feel, okay.

[laughing]

Okay what?

- I'll stay.
- Ha-ha. Stay where?

I'll stay with you for another
week, maybe two.

Man, the way things are going,
I might stay forever.

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

Um, daddy, you cannot be serious
about moving out here.

Oh, yeah, I'm saying,
won't you miss Cleveland?

You've never been there,
have you?

Besides, this city makes me feel
alive, man.

And my little girl is here,
and you, Will.

Man, you're like the son
I never had.

Uh, uh, daddy, remember
Craig?

Craig's too busy with his
marriage and his two kids.

He has no time for his old man.

Hey, what do you say we
celebrate with a nice dinner

tonight, huh? My treat.

Um, well, I kind of have
plans
for tonight.

Oh, what about you, Will?

Oh, I'd love to, you know--

Then great, pick me up at 7:00.

I'm gonna go home, take a nice
nap so I'll be rested up

for my big night with Will.

Hey.

I'll see you later, kids.

Whoo.

Your brother's not busy,
he's hiding.

Will, this is your fault.

You are just too damn lovable.

Oh, well, there's
a character flaw.

You're gonna have to do
something about this

because otherwise we're
gonna
end up spending

the rest of our lives
playing one-on-one-on-one.

[instrumental music]

Maybe daddy's password
is some kind of food.

Look, I tried every dish
in Geoffrey's cookbook

nothing works.

[scoffs]
Unbelievable.

What kind of idiot picks a
password no one can guess?

See, see, it's that kind of
question that knocks you out

of the running for dad's
favorite. Just keep a lookout.

I told you guys
this whole idea was stupid.

Can you please put disc back in
the safe before dad catches us?

Too late.

Hilary, do you even know
what the word lookout means?

Daddy, I am so sorry.

Let's just settle this
right now.

Look, big guy..

Sir..

...we just wanted to see
what was in your will.

I knew it.

We never should've let you play

with those Menendez boys.

Daddy, we just wanted to know
who your favorite child was.

I can't believe
you would even ask.

See, it is me.

Right now, it's hard to love any
one of you, but I do.

Ashley, I love your sensitivity,
your warmth.

Carlton, I love your ambition
and your persistence.

Hilary.

- Hilary.
- Yes, daddy?

- Nice earrings.
- Oh, daddy.

I-I love Nicky's innocence
and his enthusiasm.

I-I love you all differently,
but equally.

Do you understand?

Daddy, that was beautiful.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Okay, they're gone now.

[instrumental music]

♪ Tootsee roll tootsee roll
tootsee roll.. ♪

Whoo! Whoo, whoo, whoo!

Hey, what's up, brother?
How are you doing, man?

Good to see you, boy.

♪ Tootsee roll tootsee roll ♪♪

Will.

Woo! Hey, hey, hey.

Will, I'm a little
uncomfortable in here.

What would my pastor say
if he saw me in this place?

Probably say, "Hey, Fred,
you got change for a 20?"

[laughing]

Welcome to Caufield's,
gentlemen, follow me.

Oh, they got a little somethin',
somethin' for you, girl.

Little something. Ooh! Whoo.

Pick your tongue up, Fred,
the floor's dirty. Ha-ha.

Woo!

Ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh!

Will, how often
do you come here?

Oh, hardly ever.
Two, three times a day.

I don't know what to say.

No, don't say nothing,
just lay back

just cool out,
get your groove on.

You know what I'm saying?
Ooh-ooh!

Whoo!

[instrumental music]

Hey, shake it,
but don't break it.

Ooh-ooh!

Ooh-ooh!

Excuse me, Reverend Fred

it's nice to see you coming out
of your shell.

Will, I was wrong, man,
this is just good clean fun.

These girls are trying
to earn a dollar just like me

except I work with my hands and
they work with everything else.

Well, come up on the stage, man.

Ooh-ooh!

♪ Nasty nasty boys ♪

♪ Don't ever change ♪♪

[instrumental music]

Oh, Lisa, Lisa, baby.

Girl, it is so good
to finally see you without..

Will! Hey, Willie.

[chuckling]

Tonight's the big game, man.
Browns versus Philly.

Daddy, tonight Will is
taking me out.

Oh, okay.

Uh, ho-hold up a second there,
Fred.

Uh, Lisa, I'm breaking
our date tonight.

Excuse me?

Did it ever occur to you
that I might wanna see this game

more than I wanna see you?

Will, I was looking forward
to our date tonight.

Look, look, here, woman, okay?

I'm the man, and as the man,
I said I'm gonna see the game.

How dare you disrespect me like
this in front of my father?

Wait a minute, now,
this is between you kids.

That's right, Lisa.

Now whether you like it or not,
baby, I'm going to the game.

Oh, and you know what,
if you blow our date off tonight

you can just forget about us.

Ooh, ooh.

Well, maybe I just will
forget then.

Hey, now, wait a minute.

I can't believe
what I'm hearing here.

Yeah, well, maybe you need to do
something about it.

You're damn right I do.

Shame on you.

Don't you see how important
this game is to Will and I?

How can you be so unreasonable?

I thought I raised you
better
than that.

Whoa, whoa, Fred, Fred.

No, you really disappoint me,
young lady.

You really disappoint me.

See you later, buddy.

[scoffs]
You know what?

That's it,
I can't take this no longer.

- I gotta do it tonight.
- Do what?

I gotta break up
with your father.

[instrumental music]

Ah! Good,
the game hasn't started yet.

Alright.
Hey, uh, look, Uncle Phil

why don't you, uh,
grab us a little grub?

- Uh, I'll see you in a second.
- Okay.

Alright.

- Hey.
- Hey, Will.

Man, I was starting to get
worried.

- What's wrong?
- Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing.

- E-everything's fine.
- No, it's not.

I can see it in your eyes.

There's something you're not
telling me.

You're right, Fred. Look, I
can't go on pretending anymore.

This just isn't working out.

What do you mean?

You, me, us, this whole thing.

I mean, it was great
in the beginning, but..

I just think we need to stop
seeing so much of each other.

Will, is it something I did?

- Will, I can change.
- No, no.

No, it-it's not you, Fred.
I-it's me. It's me.

I mean, I-I haven't been
straight up with you, you know?

There's someone else.

Oh, who is he?

He's right over there.

I mean, he-he taught me
everything I know about sports.

He's-he's generous. He's caring.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure
he's a great guy.

I guess I should be grateful

for you at least
being honest with me.

Maybe, maybe I should give you
this back.

No, no, I want you to keep
it.

To remember the game.

I will, Fred.

Well, it's been fun.

Oh, yeah, yeah,
it's definitely been fun.

Hey, you be well.

You too, Will.

Can I call you?

You know, I-I don't think that
would be such a good idea.

Well, at least,
not right at first.

You're a very lucky man.

[instrumental music]

[both sigh]

I talked to my dad today.

Oh, no, no, he's staying in
Cleveland, don't worry.

He's been spending a lot of time
with my brother.

Oh, God, didn't take him too
long to forget about me, huh?

He did not forget about you.

As a matter of fact, he
wanted
me to give you a message.

But I'm not sure
I understand it.

- Well, what is it?
- Same game, next season.

[chuckles]
Oh, yeah, tell him it's on.

Oh, look.

There's a shooting star.

Make a wish.

No, don't need to.

You already came true.

[instrumental music]

[theme music]

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪