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- This piece is exquisite.
- Mm, it certainly is.
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And you can sense
the artist's pain
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and yet, yet it's
a celebration of life.
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Yo! A swap meet.
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This is Mr. Culture.
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Ah, what you talking about,
Uncle Phil?
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I got the, uh, capacity
for paintings, man.
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You know, I can sense
what the artist is sayin'.
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- Mm?
- Oh, like this one.
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What a brother got to do
to get some fries?
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See, and here
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I can sense
the juxtaposition of
metaphors
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interspersed with
the three-second violation.
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You're a jackass.
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[buzzing]
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What, what is that noise?
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Uh, Geoffrey's using
my electric shoe buffer.
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Do you mean that old thing
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with all the frayed wires
and all that?
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Hey, now that's
a one-of-a-kind original.
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They don't make 'em
like that anymore.
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[cracking]
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[rumbling]
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I call this one
"Workmen's Compensation."
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[theme song]
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♪ Now this is a story
all about ♪
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♪ How my life got flipped
turned upside down ♪
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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪
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♪ I'll tell you how
I became the prince ♪
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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪
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[instrumental music]
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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪
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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪
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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪
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♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪
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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪
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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪
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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪
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♪ You're movin' with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I whistled for a cab and when
it came near ♪
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♪ The license plate said Fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪
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♪ If anything I can say that
this cab was rare ♪
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♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪
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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪
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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪
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♪ To sit on my throne as
the Prince of Bel-Air ♪
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[music continues]
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Ah, autumn, my favorite time
of the year.
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The leaves are fallin'
and the hotties are pledgin'.
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Here I go, girl.
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Baby, if I told you
you had a beautiful body
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would you hold it against me?
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Get it?
That's a doubleentendre.
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Savez-vous?
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Savez-vous?
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[speaking in foreign language]
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Oh, Grey Poupon to you too,
girl.
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Hey, listen, baby,
what do you say we go, uh
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have some dinner tonight?
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You know, escargots
and all that.
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I don't think
that'll be a good idea.
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I'm pledging Kappa and we
sisters have to stick together.
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That's right.
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Your lines won't work
with us, mister.
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Lines? What are y'all talking
about? These aren't lines.
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You know what? A woman cannot
take it when a man is honest.
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Look, when I take a woman out,
I'm 100 percent gentleman.
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Look, I'm opening car doors,
I'm paying for dinners.
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- Car doors, paying for dinners.
- I'm paying for dinners.
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(all)
And I treat a woman like
a king treats a queen.
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Y'all remembered those, huh?
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Ladies, say goodbye to Will
in his native tongue.
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[all barking]
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[barks]
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[barks]
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I don't believe you.
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You're so desperate to get over
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that you gonna go out
on your own blood.
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I'm not trying to get over
on anybody, Will.
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Your problem is that you
can't
understand or respect women
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because you're not in touch
with your feminine side.
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And you know what
your problem is, C?
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You're not in touch
withanybody'sfeminine side.
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[instrumental music]
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Daddy, today I bought something
for someone I really love.
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And I hope you enjoy it,
sweetheart.
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Daddy, it's for you.
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Well, what do you think?
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It's-it's a-a blue.
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I bought it next door
at the new country club.
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It's a Marachi,
handmade in Milan.
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Don't you love it?
Try it on.
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Well...my, uh, first Marachi.
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Okay.
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Well, I just think
that sweater looks gorgeous.
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In fact, I'm gonna buy you
a matching hat.
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Uh, oh, sweetheart..
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Tell me, sir, do I wash that
or take a weed whacker to it?
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(Carlton)
So, what are you talkin' about?
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(Will)
What is..?
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Carlton, quick, get a bat,
let's bust this pinata.
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Don't worry about it, dad,
he got his earlier.
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Today, this entire group of
girls made a fool out of
Will.
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Not one of them would fall
for his lines.
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Master William, it's for you.
A Lisa Wilkes.
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Okay, one.
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Carlton, man, can I help it
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if I say the things
that women wanna hear?
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What's up, Chumpy?
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It's confidence, son.
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Women love a confident man.
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Take me for instance.
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Why, back in the day..
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[laughs]
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...I'd slip on the old dashiki.
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Puff up the old fro.
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Find a foxy mama
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say, "Hey, baby,
let's get it on."
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And they bought that?
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Actually, your mother
was the only one.
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[police siren wailing
at distance]
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Hey, Helen,
they was out of Goobers
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so I got us this
large thing of popcorn.
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[screaming]
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Get out!
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What you doin', Barney?
128
00:07:04,649 --> 00:07:05,751
Yo, man, where Helen at?
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00:07:05,771 --> 00:07:07,773
She's probably at
the chiropractor.
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Helen!
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Helen.
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Oh, Will,
don't let that spoil anything
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because this has been
the greatest night.
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Well, if you like this one,
wait till you see the
sequel.
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You are a dog.
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[barks]
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The only problem is
I really wanna be a Kappa
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and if they see me with you,
they won't let me in.
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Uh, don't even worry about that,
baby, I'll wear a disguise.
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I'll go Michael Jackson
style.
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You don't need to go that far.
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I'm house-sitting
a friend's cabin this weekend
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and I wouldn't mind
a little company.
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Little company?
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I'm more like the Fortune
500,
you know?
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AT&T.
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Reach out and touch a
brother
if you got your bill paid.
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Will, where-where are you going?
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- Oh, to the cabin.
- That's tomorrow.
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Oh, cool.
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Well, uh, l-let's get back
to the movie.
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[instrumental music]
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I was so lucky I found this hat.
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It was the last extra
extra extra large.
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Well, gee, the gods must be
smiling on me.
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And I'd guess
there's some laughing
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and pointing going on too.
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Oh, honey, I think it's cute.
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Really?
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I'm going to the pro shop
to buy you
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a matching outfit right now.
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Well, honey,
I-I-I quit playing golf.
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[clatters]
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Look at this.
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You could at least yell "Fore!"
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I'll take care of it,
Miss Ashley.
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Thank you, Geoffrey.
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00:09:02,844 --> 00:09:05,798
You know, when they
redesigned
this golf course
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I thought it might raise
our property values.
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00:09:07,841 --> 00:09:09,933
But it's just making it
dangerous for us to be out here.
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Sir, perhaps you could
get them to erect a..
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...a fence.
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Geoffrey.
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♪ Always and forever ♪
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♪ Each moment with you.. ♪♪
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Will, you're so romantic
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I don't know why you have
such a horrible reputation.
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Yeah, you know,
I'm really just misunderstood.
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You spend a little time
with me, you'll see
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I'm-I'm actually pretty cool.
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[screaming]
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[groans]
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Now, where were we?
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[chuckles nervously]
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Why don't we just dance?
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♪ With a smile ♪
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♪ Take time ♪
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Oh, I just
love these romantic songs.
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Baby, this song is not even
good enough for you.
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I could write you
the best love songever.
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Okay.
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♪ Together.. ♪
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Let's hear it.
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Oh, well, you see, um..
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I'm not really that good
at thinkin' on my feet.
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Not yet.
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How about we play
a little game first?
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- Oh, cool.
- Here, have a seat.
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00:11:02,151 --> 00:11:03,951
Oh, what kind of game?
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00:11:03,972 --> 00:11:07,002
We're gonna play
Cops and Robbers.
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♪ Oh now girl now ♪
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00:11:08,122 --> 00:11:10,042
♪ Make it more better now ♪
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00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:15,070
I'm gonna be the cop..
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00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:18,161
...and you're gonna be
the nasty old robber.
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00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:23,059
Just call me public
enemy number one, one, one.
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00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,020
So how do you like
the game so far?
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00:11:25,039 --> 00:11:27,909
Hey, beat the hell out of
playing Stratego with Carlton.
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00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:30,899
Ow!
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That's kinda tight.
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Oh, I mean, uh,
I know my rights.
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I think I'm entitled
to one frisk.
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00:11:40,018 --> 00:11:41,037
Shut up!
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Arrugh!
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I thought you were good
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00:11:50,996 --> 00:11:53,096
but you're not good.
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00:11:53,117 --> 00:11:57,007
You've caused so much pain
to so many women.
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You're just a dirty dog.
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00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:02,875
And now it's payback time.
219
00:12:03,925 --> 00:12:05,935
Baby, you're kinda
killin' the mood.
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Ow!
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00:12:13,144 --> 00:12:15,114
What are you, a psycho?
222
00:12:17,085 --> 00:12:19,155
You don't know how tired I am
of hearing that.
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Arrugh!
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[phone ringing]
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- Hello?
- 'Hey, hey, Nicky, it's Will.'
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Oh, hi, Will.
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Nicky, I need some help.
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I need you to get a grown-up.
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(Nicky on phone)
'Carlton!'
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N-N-Nicky, I said a grown-up.
235
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Carlton Banks here.
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(Will on phone)
'Carlton, it's Will.'
237
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I'm up at the cabin Lake
Arrowhead with that girl Lisa.
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Listen, she got me tied
to a chair, man.
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00:13:49,134 --> 00:13:52,944
Oh, stop bragging,
you sick pervert.
240
00:13:54,914 --> 00:13:57,083
- Who's a pervert?
- Oh, I'm just teasing Will.
241
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,924
See, some sorority girls
are playin'
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a trick on him up in some cabin.
243
00:14:00,003 --> 00:14:01,053
What kind of trick?
244
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,144
They're going to terrorize
and torture him.
245
00:14:04,993 --> 00:14:06,922
Oh, don't worry,
it's all in good fun.
246
00:14:10,112 --> 00:14:12,092
Oh.
247
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:16,861
So Mr. Dirty Dog is trying
to make a phone call, is he?
248
00:14:18,011 --> 00:14:21,091
So you mean to tell me for five
extra dollars I could get HBO?
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[clatters]
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Okay, basic cable is cool.
251
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:32,860
I hope you don't mind if I
freshen up a little bit for you.
252
00:14:35,109 --> 00:14:37,109
What you doin'?
253
00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:41,009
I just wanna look
pretty for you.
254
00:14:56,987 --> 00:14:58,917
And-and you do. You do.
255
00:15:01,848 --> 00:15:05,857
You-you know, I saw a great
dress to go with that lipstick.
256
00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:07,976
You did?
257
00:15:07,996 --> 00:15:09,966
Yeah, and-and you know what,
i-if you untie me
258
00:15:09,986 --> 00:15:12,946
we could drive down to the store
and get it before it closes.
259
00:15:12,967 --> 00:15:15,136
Do I look like a fool to
you?
260
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,015
No, not a fool.
261
00:15:24,065 --> 00:15:26,055
(Will)
'Hey, wait, wait,
where you going?'
262
00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:28,025
To get the dress.
263
00:15:31,894 --> 00:15:33,123
Oh, Lord.
264
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,882
Ooh.
265
00:15:56,111 --> 00:15:59,101
Ooh! Hot. Ooh! Hot, hot.
266
00:15:59,121 --> 00:16:02,840
[instrumental music]
267
00:16:09,951 --> 00:16:12,030
[chuckling]
268
00:16:18,099 --> 00:16:21,838
- What did you just do?
- This.
269
00:16:25,128 --> 00:16:27,028
Think we can get away with this?
270
00:16:27,949 --> 00:16:29,059
I can't believe you two.
271
00:16:29,079 --> 00:16:32,968
- Mustard is not the answer.
- No, she's right.
272
00:16:32,987 --> 00:16:34,107
Get the soy sauce.
273
00:16:35,088 --> 00:16:36,948
(Kareem)
Fore!
274
00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:38,877
[glass shatters]
275
00:16:44,966 --> 00:16:47,998
- Wow, it's Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
- Hi.
276
00:16:48,018 --> 00:16:49,859
- Hi.
- How you doin'?
277
00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:51,029
- Thank you.
- Pleased to meet you.
278
00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:54,993
- Hey, how are you?
- That will be $140.
279
00:16:55,012 --> 00:16:56,883
Jeez, I'm so sorry, you know
280
00:16:56,903 --> 00:16:58,854
putting is the worst part
of my game.
281
00:16:59,845 --> 00:17:01,987
Hey, nice sweaters.
282
00:17:02,006 --> 00:17:03,036
Oh, uh, Marachi.
283
00:17:03,057 --> 00:17:05,929
Uh, our daughter
bought them for us.
284
00:17:05,948 --> 00:17:08,089
She's got great taste.
285
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:12,131
Hey, Mr. Kareem, they're waiting
for you on the tee.
286
00:17:12,853 --> 00:17:14,854
- Got to run, ciao.
- Bye.
287
00:17:14,873 --> 00:17:15,874
Ciao.
288
00:17:17,085 --> 00:17:18,916
You know, honey
289
00:17:18,935 --> 00:17:22,107
the color of this sweater
does compliment your eyes.
290
00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:24,018
Well, it is comfy.
291
00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:25,990
Let's go get the stains out.
292
00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:31,913
These are my role models.
293
00:17:32,143 --> 00:17:34,074
[instrumental music]
294
00:17:34,995 --> 00:17:36,957
Oh, no.
295
00:17:36,976 --> 00:17:38,096
Oh, yes.
296
00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:48,053
How you doing there,
Little Miss Mood Swing?
297
00:17:49,053 --> 00:17:51,024
Give me the keys to the car.
298
00:17:51,045 --> 00:17:53,976
Oh, now I'm never gonna get in.
299
00:17:53,995 --> 00:17:55,116
You need to be worried
about gettin' out.
300
00:17:55,136 --> 00:17:57,887
Them rubber rooms
ain't got no windows.
301
00:17:59,009 --> 00:18:00,890
Will, I am not crazy, okay?
302
00:18:00,909 --> 00:18:02,990
This whole thing was
a sorority prank.
303
00:18:03,011 --> 00:18:05,042
They wanted me
to teach you a lesson.
304
00:18:05,062 --> 00:18:07,894
In what, bladder control?
305
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:11,945
No.Respect for women.
306
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,997
Ugh! I cannot believe
you sorority girls
307
00:18:14,018 --> 00:18:16,029
could be so devious.
308
00:18:16,049 --> 00:18:19,080
It was actually
your cousin Carlton's idea.
309
00:18:22,112 --> 00:18:23,973
Oh, yeah?
310
00:18:23,992 --> 00:18:27,024
You know what, I'mma pop
that little zit when I get home.
311
00:18:29,146 --> 00:18:31,938
You give me the car keys.
312
00:18:32,977 --> 00:18:34,028
Thank you.
313
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,110
[crying]
314
00:18:38,131 --> 00:18:41,183
- What you cryin' about?
- You don't care.
315
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:44,985
You're damn right I don't care,
you damn near fricasseed me.
316
00:18:48,097 --> 00:18:49,127
Oh.
317
00:18:51,159 --> 00:18:53,080
[crying]
318
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,101
But seriously, though,
what you cryin' about?
319
00:18:56,951 --> 00:19:00,973
Will, the only reason I did this
is because I wanna be a Kappa.
320
00:19:03,095 --> 00:19:07,958
So I-I guess that if I don't
go through with this thing
321
00:19:07,977 --> 00:19:10,919
then you can kiss
your pledge pin goodbye.
322
00:19:12,009 --> 00:19:13,010
Oh, well.
323
00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,121
[laughs]
324
00:19:17,143 --> 00:19:19,024
(Lisa)
'I deserve that.'
325
00:19:21,975 --> 00:19:24,997
Will, I-I just want
you to know that..
326
00:19:25,017 --> 00:19:28,089
...this is the best date
that I've had in a long time.
327
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:31,051
I, I mean,
b-before I tied you up.
328
00:19:32,221 --> 00:19:34,222
Like I'm supposed
to believe that.
329
00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:36,043
[scoffs]
330
00:19:41,157 --> 00:19:43,108
For real?
331
00:19:43,128 --> 00:19:46,130
(Will)
You're right, I'm so sorry.
332
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:48,181
I'm a dog.
333
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,161
I'm the fresh prince
of the pound.
334
00:19:51,182 --> 00:19:54,133
The doggiest of all dogs.
335
00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:57,134
Unbelievable.
Will Smith apologizing.
336
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,175
My sisters,
welcome the newest member
337
00:19:59,195 --> 00:20:01,966
of Kappa Phi Gamma, Lisa Wilkes.
338
00:20:01,985 --> 00:20:03,016
Alright, Lisa.
339
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,986
[all cheering]
340
00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:07,087
Hey, wait, wait, wait,
whoa-whoa, hold up.
341
00:20:07,108 --> 00:20:08,229
What-what, y'all-y'all
just gonna leave me
342
00:20:08,949 --> 00:20:11,030
hangin' up here like
a piece of Rotisserie Gold, huh?
343
00:20:15,111 --> 00:20:16,212
[barks]
344
00:20:19,113 --> 00:20:22,154
[instrumental music]
345
00:20:28,035 --> 00:20:30,156
What's wrong, Will?
Rough weekend?
346
00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:36,119
Carlton...man, listen,
my date with Lisa
347
00:20:36,139 --> 00:20:39,051
didn't quite turn out
the way I planned.
348
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,980
Pray tell, why not?
349
00:20:42,071 --> 00:20:44,012
Carlton, we got up there,
the girl went crazy, man.
350
00:20:44,032 --> 00:20:46,973
She tied me to this chair, and
she was tryin' to torture me.
351
00:20:46,993 --> 00:20:48,143
No.
352
00:20:49,254 --> 00:20:51,134
But I got loose, man.
353
00:20:52,146 --> 00:20:54,036
Then she really went off.
354
00:20:55,127 --> 00:20:57,168
So I grabbed this rock, man..
355
00:20:57,188 --> 00:20:59,208
[sobbing]
356
00:20:59,227 --> 00:21:01,178
...and I..
357
00:21:01,199 --> 00:21:04,060
Oh, my God,
she's still up there.
358
00:21:04,079 --> 00:21:07,180
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
359
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,202
Oh, God. Oh, Lisa!
360
00:21:13,224 --> 00:21:15,014
Gotcha!
361
00:21:16,155 --> 00:21:18,196
[laughs]
362
00:21:18,216 --> 00:21:21,117
No! No!
363
00:21:21,137 --> 00:21:23,208
Tell me you didn't. Oh, God!
364
00:21:23,228 --> 00:21:28,110
No, no, no.
365
00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:33,090
Will, no. Oh, my God, no!
366
00:21:33,111 --> 00:21:34,222
Oh, no.
367
00:21:36,032 --> 00:21:38,082
How could you do this to me?
368
00:21:40,114 --> 00:21:41,255
Oh, no.
369
00:21:41,274 --> 00:21:43,124
Oh, my..
370
00:21:45,146 --> 00:21:47,117
Oh, God. Oh, God.
371
00:21:48,187 --> 00:21:49,268
No.
372
00:21:50,988 --> 00:21:52,109
No.
373
00:21:52,129 --> 00:21:55,180
Oh, God, how could he do
that?
374
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,211
How could he do that?
375
00:21:57,231 --> 00:21:59,081
Oh, my God!
376
00:22:00,031 --> 00:22:01,131
Oh, my God.
377
00:22:02,082 --> 00:22:05,053
[instrumental music]
378
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,286
♪ Yeah ♪
379
00:22:14,046 --> 00:22:15,137
♪ Yeah ♪
380
00:22:18,219 --> 00:22:20,040
♪ Yeah ♪
381
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,210
♪ Yeah ♪
382
00:22:28,012 --> 00:22:29,072
♪ Yeah ♪
383
00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:34,054
♪ Yeah ♪♪
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