All language subtitles for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air S04E09 WEB [1080p].en

(Hilary)
'Family, I have
an announcement.'

Listen, "Playboy" is doing
a pictorial

on the prettiest weather
girls from coast to coast.

They're gonna call it
"Warm Fronts."

And they want me to be in it.

Absolutely not.

But daddy,
don't you even wanna hear

what I have to say about it?

You heard our father, no!

Carlton, what do you care?

Look, I will not be
publicly embarrassed

by a potential scandal.

Now, now, don't get
your underoos in a knot, stumpy.

Hilary knows what she's doin'.

Wait a minute, I haven't
even decided--

Quiet, Hilary,
work with me here, Hil.

I can see it now.

Long afternoons kicking back
on a chaise longue

watchin' full-body contact
volleyball up at Hef's place.

Hilary..

...as long as
you live in my house

you will abide by my rules.

And that goes for
the rest of you.

That's telling us, dad.

Wait.

I am 24 years old,
and I can make my own decisions.

Besides, mom said it was okay.

Oh, yeah? Vivian!

So you said your daughter
could pose in "Playboy," huh?

No, I said I didn't
like the idea.

But I also said
she's a grown woman

and it's her choice.

No daughter of mine is posing in
that kind of magazine, period.

You do this to me
all the time, daddy.

I have a mind of my own
and opinions.

And you never let me
express them and..

What were we talking about?

Hil, I-I think you were in the
process of stormin' out of here.

Thanks, Will.

[theme song]

♪ Now this is a story ♪

♪ All about how my life
got flipped ♪

♪ Turned upside-down ♪

♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

♪ In West Philadelphia,
born and raised ♪

♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

♪ Chillin' out, maxin'
relaxing all cool ♪

♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪

♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared ♪

♪ And said you're moving
with your auntie ♪

♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪

♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

♪ But I thought
nah forget it ♪

♪ Yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

♪ And I yelled
to the cabbie ♪

♪ Yo homes smell you later ♪

♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

[instrumental music]

So, what do you think?

Look like you got hat-jacked
by Woody Woodpecker.

These are the new booster hats.

- Help me set up a display.
- Sure thing, boss lady.

Oh, Jackie, check it out,
hypothetical situation.

Let's just say, like,
a famous men's magazine

asked you to pose with nothing
but that stupid hat on.

- Would you do it?
- No way.

I don't want just anybody
lookin' at this body.

Oh, why, has it changed so much
since we used to play doctor?

- Stop it.
- See, you have beautiful teeth.

I didn't even know you had
those, that was fun, wasn't it?

Imagine how much more fun it
would be if we was both naked.

Will, you just hit on me
from force of habit.

Now, if you really
wanna go out with me

why not step to me like a
man?

Well, okay.

So Jacqueline..

...I was wondering if
you'd do me the honor

of having dinner with me.

Okay.

"Okay?"

"Okay" is alright
if I offered you

a government cheese sandwich
but I'm offering you

a buffet of love, child.

Take it easy, homey.

I mean, you asked
like a gentleman.

Now if you can just keep
acting like a gentleman

maybe we can get somewhere.

Somewhere that we could
talk lying down?

- Will!
- Alright, Jackie, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, a temporary cool
breakdown, I'm back now.

Um, look, so when is
good for you?

I don't know, I was thinkin'
about this afternoon

leading into the evening.

You know what the evening leads

I'm sorry, I need
to have that treated.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- I'll call you later.

Come without
the stupid hat, okay?

Hey, girl, I was..
Would you stop it!

Stop, stop, stop.

[instrumental music]

Hilary, are you really
going to pose in that magazine?

- Why? Does it bother you?
- A little.

I don't even like to get
undressed in gym class.

Ashley, your body is
going through some changes

and they may seem
awkward and embarrassing

but I promise you,
it's completely normal.

And the discomfort,
it's only temporary.

I know, I look great naked.

It's just that I don't like

a bunch of gooney people
staring at me.

Oh, you get used to it.

I guess I could kiss heaven
goodbye 'cause it got to be

a sin to look this good.

[imitates sizzling]

Caliente.

You've been playing tennis with
the gardener again, haven't you?

Adios.

You do look great, Will.

Oh, thanks a lot, Hil.
Oh, you can help me out.

Uh, I need a like a name of real
smoking place to take a date.

Oh, sure, we can talk about
it
on the way to the party.

- I'm gonna go get dressed.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, what party?

Well, isn't that why
you're all dressed up?

Oh, did I forget to tell you?

I think you're still in
the process of forgetting.

"Playboy" called.

They're having a pool party
at the mansion

to kick off
the weather girl shoot.

And?

And since you stood up for
me
with daddy, I'm taking you.

Yes, I knew that.

Hey, let me tell you, you're the
best cousin a brother ever had.

I'm going to
the Playboy Mansion.

Oh, hello, Hef.

Oh, pshaw.

Don't be silly,
I'm glad I could come.

Oh, Miss December,
Oh, baby, I was gonna call you.

Come here, girl.

Excuse me, Master William,
if you can tear yourself away

from your imaginary friend..

...a Miss Jacqueline's
on the phone.

Oh, oh, I forgot
all about Jackie.

Look, G, G, G, um, look

If you had to decide between
goin' on a date with a girl

that you really care about
and
going to the Playboy Mansion

which would it be?

The fact that you're even
asking, Master William

tells me that you
really care about the lady.

- I guess I do.
- Admirable.

Tell me, might this young lady
have a terminal illness?

No, G, of course not.

Then may I point out,
she'll still be here tomorrow.

Oh, I'm sorry, babe,
I'm sick.

No, no, no,
don't come over.

Because, you know,
I could be catchy.

Well, you know, I-I guess

I'll-I'll just have to
talk to you tomorrow?

Bye.

So, when do we leave
for the mansion?

Oh, they don't need you, G,
they're fully staffed.

Either that is one tight
dress
or a really good paint job.

- Come on, let's go.
- Wait a minute, Will.

I think I'm having
second thoughts.

What do you mean?

Well, I don't know if doing
the layout is worth

having daddy hate me
for the rest of my life.

No, no, no, it's only
the rest of his life.

I'm sayin' after them
pictures come out

how much longer could he
have?

- Will.
- I'm joking, I'm joking.

I'm joking, I thought
you wanted to do the pictures.

Well, I do.

I'm saying you can't
just let your pop

be pushing you around
all the time.

It'd be so much easier
if only he liked "Playboy."

Liked it?

He's got issues in his bathroom
from, like, 1964.

Come on, just
don't worry about it.

Let's just go to the party.

Freeze!

Oh, look, the Little Republican
Store must've opened.

Good joke, Will, I'll laugh
on the way to the party.

Whoa, teeny.

What makes you think you're
going to the party with us?

Look, I'm not gonna
miss out on Princeton

because she wants to expose
her weather balloons.

Carlton, I think
Geoffrey's baking cookies.

Oh..
Oh, no, you don't.

Look, I'm gonna talk
to Mr. Hefner

and put a stop to this.

My voice will be heard.

You must take me with you.

Sure.

How can you let him
come with us?

Trust me, he ain't
gonna say nothing.

Well, how can you be so sure?

This boy gets all hot
and bothered

talking to
average-looking girls.

Five minutes at the mansion
he's gonna go into meltdown.

[horn honks]

I can't believe it, girl.

Yo, it's just like
the magazine.

'Except the girls
ain't got folds'

in the middle
and jokes on their back.

Carlton, stand up.

You're drooling on my pumps.

Come on, you guys.

My legs are like rubber.

Yeah, and your head
is like a peanut.

Carlton, what was it you wanted
to say to Mr. Hefner?

I want to tell him
how much I love this place.

Hey, look at that swimming pool.

I have never seen
so many people in one place.

I wanted to give
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to.

Breathin' okay?

Hey, Hugh.

Will, why are you
shouting at me?

- I'm right next to you.
- Not you. Hugh.

- You who?
- Stop yodeling.

Hugh Hefner.

Excuse me.

Hey, Mr. Hefner,
what an honor.

Um, I'm Will Smith,
this is my cousin, Hilary.

Oh, a pleasure, Hilary Banks.

I'm glad you could make it.
Let me show you around.

Oh, I'd be honored.

Relax, guys,
have some fun.

There are suits
in the bathhouse.

Yeah.

You def, Hef.

Will, why didn't you
introduce me?

Hey, Carlton,
I gotta be honest, man.

I forgot you was even here.

Oh, that's just great.

Hey, Will, isn't that Jazz?

Jazz, what are you doing here?

Shh, I'm on the list.

They think I'm the black dude
from "Mod Squad."

Would you like to have dinner
with the children, sir?

Yes, that would be nice,
Geoffrey.

Too bad, they're not here.

Then why did you bring it up?

If you don't care where
your children are, sir

neither do I.

Okay, where are they?

Sir...I could never betray
their confidence.

They're at
the Playboy Mansion.

All except young Ashley.

She's upstairs
with her boyfriend.

- That one's on the house.
- 'Vivian!'

Vivian! Vivian!

Oh, Philip,
did you call me?

Do you know where your
children are?

Sure, they're at
the Playboy Mansion.

How come you knew that
and I didn't?

- Because they talk to me.
- Why don't they talk to me?

Because you don't listen,
every time--

[instrumental music]

Wazzup, baby, what you doing
after the party?

Actually, I'll be in surgery.

Looks like everything on
that
body is in working order.

I'll be performing surgery.

I'm a doctor.

Well, doc, you can check me
out anytime, trust me.

I'm a cardiologist,
you need a pediatrician.

Miss March, right?

I didn't recognize you
with your clothes on.

Oh, don't tell me,
don't tell me, don't tell me.

Uh, turn-ons, uh, fast cars,
uh, shrimp bouillabaisse

and, uh, Indian quilts, right?

Very impressive.

Now, do you remember
my turn-offs?

Do I? Hairy backs, smokers
and abrasive young men

who don't know
when to shut up, right?

Bingo.

Girl, what would it take

for a guy like me to get next
to a girl like you?

Five years and six figures.

Thank you very much.

So tell me about yourself.

I have a boyfriend
who plays in the Lakers.

I suppose your boyfriend's
a tackle for the Rams, huh?

No, The Raiders.

Get away from me.

Hey, Will, hey,
this place is great.

I've already got two numbers
and if I play my cards right

I think she'll give me
the other five.

Oh, Carlton, I don't think I'm
gonna hang around to find out.

'Cause I bein' up here helped me
realize how important Jackie..

Bunny hop!

...really is to me.

[instrumental music]

What do you think you're doing?

The-the-the bunny hop.

Where's your sister?

She went to Malibu with
the other weather girls

to have their pictures
taken.

Go wait in the car, Carlton.

But I was just gonna go talk
to Mr. Hefner about Hilary..

Go get in the car, Carlton.

I, uh, really wanna thank you
for taking the time

to talk to me, Mr. Hefner.

Well, it's always
a pleasure to talk

to a long-time subscriber.

My man, Linc.

Uh.. I wanna cut right
to the chase here.

It's about my daughter
posing for your magazine.

I mean, well, how would
you feel if your daughter

got involved
in this whole world?

Well, my daughter is involved
in this whole world.

She runs the Playboy empire.

Okay, let's try this
a different way.

Well, look, suppose somebody
that you really care about

like your wife,
suppose she decided to pose?

Well, my wife
was the Playmate of the Year

and I'm very proud of her.

Don't you understand

there are some parents
who are just not comfortable

with their daughters being
stared at by millions of people?

I understand
where you're coming from.

Look, over the years, I've had
to deal with a lot of parents.

You seem like a good man.

Let me put it this way,
I promise you

the pictures
will be tasteful.

Tasteful?

Oh, yeah, right.

I know what that means.
Well, thank you very much.

Jackie, you're here.

Will, I thought you were sick.

Oh, yeah, I was, but you
know

I-I, at least
I thought I was.

You know, actually, I had
an allergic reaction

to-to-to bunnies.

So, say, what's up
with that date?

I'm sorry, Will,
but when you cancelled on me

I made plans to go
to the movies.

Oh, that's cool,
just-just call up

your little girlfriend
and break them.

My little girlfriend
is 6'2" with a mustache.

What kind of monster are you?

A man is laying up
in his death-bed

and you go stepping out
on him?

Hey, Will, you and me
ain't all that.

Okay, okay, okay, um..

What are you doing
after the movies?

I think that's
between me and Tony.

Okay, how about
tomorrow night?

- I got basketball practice.
- That's cool, I'll come watch.

You can't, you're working
tomorrow, Mike called in sick.

He probably has
what you thought you did.

- Okay, next Saturday night?
- Bachelorette party.

- Christmas?
- I'm going home to Philly.

Then New Year's Eve?
Groundhog Day?

Cinco de Mayo?

Rosh Hashanah, eh?

[instrumental music]

Well, I hope you're
proud of yourself, Vivian.

What did I do?

Your daughter is
somewhere in Malibu

stark naked.

What are you talking about?

She went and posed for "Playboy"
and you encouraged her.

I did no such thing.

When I talked to her,
she hadn't made up her mind yet.

If anything pushed her
over the edge it was your usual

"Do it my way or else" charm.

Don't you start
with me, Vivian.

No matter what I did,
she's my daughter.

And a daughter should
obey her father.

In that case, I never would've
married you.

Oh, that was different,
your father had it in for
me.

What was it again
he didn't like about me?

It was a tie between your
family and your temper.

Well, I'll tell you one
thing,
I sure don't miss him.

God rest his soul.

Sweetheart, listen.

Sometimes a parent
has to step back

and let their child
find their own way.

I'll be upstairs.

- Hi, dad.
- Hi.

Listen, daddy, I'm sorry

but I've already
had my pictures taken.

- It's alright.
- It was my choice and..

It's alright?

You're not a child anymore.

You're a beautiful woman.

'Beautiful enough
for "Playboy" to ask'

'and woman enough
to make your own decisions.'

No matter what,
I still love you.

Oh, daddy.

So when are your
pictures coming out?

They said in about
two months.

You understand, of course,
I can't be here when they do.

[instrumental music]

[knocking on door]

Enter.

It's arrived, Uncle Phil.

I don't wanna see them.

Oh, it came in the mail today

with a personal letter
from Mr. Hefner.

He thinks you should
take a look at it, so do I.

You can forget it,
because I'm..

Oh...alright.

Hey, look at that,
she's covered up.

♪ Hallelujah ♪

♪ Hallelujah ♪

Hallelujah,
she's covered up!

But this little girl is not.

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

- Hallelujah.
- Hallelujah.

♪ Hallelujah ♪

♪ Hallelujah ♪

♪ Hallelujah Hallelujah.. ♪

Carlton, what do you care?

Look, I will not be
publicly embarrassed by

a-a-a problem of delivering
my damn lines.

It won't happen, damn it.
It ain't gonna happen.

- It's okay, it's okay.
- I'm not gonna allow it.

- It's okay, it's okay.
- It's over!

(Will)
'It's alright, man!
It's alright, man!'

- 'Let it go, man, let it go.'
- 'It's over.'

- 'It's okay, man'
- 'Alright.'