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Oh, man.
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Y ou know, Monique...
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I've never said this to a girl before, but...
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Oh, baby, you all that and a bag of chips!
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Oh, Will, am I?
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Hey, I'm lying, I'm dying,
you know what I'm saying?
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Oh, Will.
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Hey, babe, I got to tell you,
whatever it is that you serving...
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y ou better give me a double!
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I was just playing.
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Y ou know how I be joking. I be joking.
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I wasn't being straight up with you.
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But I will now.
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Monique, I care about you, baby.
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I care about you so much.
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I couldn't trust myself...
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to express my real feelings.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Will.
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Man, something smells good.
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Oh, wait, that's me.
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Hey, y'all, check it out.
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I just tried on that new Michael Jackson
cologne down at the mall.
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I don't smell anything.
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Oh, that's funny. It's a lot lighter
than it was when I put it on.
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What are you doing wearing cologne
anyway? Y ou never wear cologne.
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He wants to smell good for Monique.
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They have a big date tonight.
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Y eah. Well, I figured, you know, y'all
gonna be out the house and...
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my man, G, here has the night off.
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I figure Monique will come over,
we'll go up to my room and...
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six or seven hours later, we'll come back
down again, you know what I'm saying?
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Y ou don't know what I'm saying.
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Well, guys...
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what do you think of my new dress?
Doesn't make me look too big, does it?
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No?
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Hilary, what do you think, honey?
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Well, you know how
I'm always borrowing your things?
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Well, you don't have to worry
about this one.
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- Hi, sweetheart.
- Hello, dear!
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- Hi.
- Oh, what a day.
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If you guys don't mind it,
I'm going to skip dinner...
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and clear up some paperwork.
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Philip, remember
we're going to go out to dinner?
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Y eah, remember?
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Y eah, of course, I remember.
I've been looking forward to it all day.
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So, where are we going?
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To the restaurant. Le...
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Chez...
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Mc...
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All right, Vivian, I forgot.
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I don't believe it. Fine.
We might as well just stay home.
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Vivian.
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Philip, forget it. I don't want to
go out if you don't want to.
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What about what I want?
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I mean, what about my needs?
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Here you are, madam.
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I'm guessing they're not for me.
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I haven't put out in years.
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Oh, Philip, they're beautiful.
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Let me.
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"I'm looking forward to dinner tonight...
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"with the most beautiful woman
in the world."
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I love you.
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Oh, Philip, you were teasing me.
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- I love you, too.
- Y es.
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- Okay, let me just go freshen up.
- Okay, baby. Love you.
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Uncle Phil, Trevor sent these flowers.
They're for Hilary.
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Not anymore.
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Uncle Phil, you lied to your woman.
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My man, give it up top.
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"Mirror, mirror on the wall..."
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Jean-Claude Van... Damn, I'm fine.
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Miss Monique is here to see you.
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- What's up, baby?
- Hi, honey.
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Oh, if you need me, I'll be dodging winos
at the bus station.
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Y ou know, my father would kill me
if he knew I was out with a boy tonight.
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I told him I was going to church.
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The Lord is good.
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Why don't you come on over here,
sit down, relax a little bit.
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Okay.
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Boy, you are pretty slick, Will Smith.
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And I ain't even oiled up yet, you know?
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I think I should tell you, nothing
turns me on more than a sense of humor.
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Really?
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Maybe you'd like to go upstairs
and I could do my stand-up.
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Now, why waste time going upstairs?
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See, this way whenever you pass
the couch, you'll think of me.
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Maybe I could get some memories of you
in the kitchen and the Jacuzzi, too.
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Watch yourself, girl.
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Mama knows, child.
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Baby, what you doing?
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Will, I can't do this.
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I better go.
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Baby, what's the problem?
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Y ou really turn me on.
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What's the problem?
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I don't know, Will. I really thought that
I could handle all this...
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but I can't, so we better stop.
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Baby, some things
just ain't that easy to stop.
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I know, and it isn't that easy
for me either...
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but, Will, I want you.
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But I guess deep down inside
I'm just an old-fashioned girl.
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I want to be married
before I go all the way.
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Y ou understand, don't you?
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Look, Monique, I'd love to talk,
but there ain't no blood in my brain.
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Will. It's only 7:00. What are you doing up?
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Look here, I've been up for hours, man.
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I swam like 20 laps in the pool...
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went down shot some hoops, jogged
around the track a half dozen times.
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I waxed your car for you, too.
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No nookie last night?
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Man, no nookie, no nothing, man.
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Look, see, I don't understand, man.
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She was here,
everything was lovely and perfect...
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then all of a sudden, she wasn't with it
no more. I don't get it.
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Will, you just don't understand women.
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When it comes to matters of the heart,
you can't rush things.
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Give a girl time, she'll come around.
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Really? How long do you usually
give them?
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Let's see, a week from Friday,
it will be 18 years.
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- Morning, boys.
- Hey, good morning, Uncle Phil.
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- Good morning, Dad.
- Good morning, son.
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Hey, look, Uncle Phil, check it out.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Do you have to?
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Come on, Uncle Phil, this is serious, man.
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I need to talk to you about...
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- cars.
- Cars, you...
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Oh, cars!
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Y eah, well, I guess it is about time...
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that you and I started talking about...
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- cars.
- Cars.
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Oh, God, this car isn't in trouble, is it?
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Oh, no.
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Never been off the lot as far as I can tell.
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Look, Will, driving is serious business.
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Well, these days you got to think
about safety.
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Y ou never want to go for a ride in a car
without your seat belt.
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And use your brakes.
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Don't floor it because...
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then you throw a rod, you flood
your carburetor, you crack your block.
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Y ou understand what I'm saying?
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No, man.
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No sex before marriage.
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- Come on, Uncle Phil, this is the '90s, man.
- Take a cold shower.
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I've been doing that since the '80s.
It don't work no more.
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Look, Will, I know I'm talking to
teenage hormones from hell...
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but if you care about this young lady,
you don't want to do anything...
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to damage the relationship.
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And intimacy requires a real commitment.
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Uncle Phil, I'm saying, Uncle Phil.
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We both mens here, you know?
We got ugly needs.
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Will, you're a grown man.
I can't watch you all the time.
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I'm just going to have to rely on you
to do the right thing.
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here...
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to unite this couple in holy matrimony.
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And by the powers invested into me...
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and for the republic in which it stands...
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I now pronounce you man and wife.
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Get busy.
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Will, I'm so happy.
I can't believe we did this.
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Me, neither. Come on, let's go, baby.
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Father, Father. Chill, all right?
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Look, baby, I'm...
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I need to take care of the Reverend,
all right?
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Okay, honey, I'm going to
go warm up the car.
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Hey. This is God's crib.
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Take that in the street where it belongs.
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We better get out of here, my brother.
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Any minute now that minister's going
to realize his house ain't on fire.
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I don't believe this, Jazz, man,
together we are invincible.
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Granted, my brother, we're good,
but people can still see us.
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Baby, here we go.
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Over the threshold.
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Oh, look at this, a chair...
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a nice drawer.
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Oh, but look what's over here, a bed.
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Honey, wait. Slow it down.
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This is our wedding night.
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I know, I know, but...
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we only got 18 hours left before checkout.
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These damn buttons.
Y ou got some scissors, girl?
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Will, please, now, come on.
Just give me a minute, okay?
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I want to put something special on
for you.
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And I promise it'll be worth the wait.
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Trust me.
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Hey.
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I'm ready.
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Do you like it?
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Wow!
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I love it.
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- All right, now, take it off.
- Oh, honey.
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Will, we're married.
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I am so happy...
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and I'm going to make you happy, too.
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Okey doke.
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Girl, be gentle.
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Honey, I meant for the rest of our lives.
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I'm going to be a good wife, Will...
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because I believe
in the sanctity of marriage. Don't you?
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Y eah, come on, baby, let's get naked.
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This thing open
from the back or the front?
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Oh, Will.
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There's something I want to give to you.
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What a coincidence 'cause
there's something I want to give you, too.
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This.
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It belonged to my great grandfather.
Now I want you to have it.
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- Thanks, a little box.
- Y ou didn't even open it, silly.
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Here.
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My great grandmother gave it
to him on their wedding night.
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And Grandma gave it to Grampy
and Mama gave it to Daddy...
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and now I'm giving it to you.
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My parents are going to kill me when
they find out what we've done, but...
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But I don't care.
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Will, I'm proud that
you're part of my family now...
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because you're decent and honest.
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Baby, I trust you.
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And I know you will love me and
cherish me as long as we both shall live.
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Now, take me.
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Oh, damn!
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All right, all right, look, check it out.
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Look here.
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I'll be right back, baby.
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- Where are you going?
- I mean, look...
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you gave me Grampy's watch and
everything, and I ain't got nothing for you.
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So I got to go get you something.
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Sorry, Grampy.
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Y ou know, my child, I've never known
the pleasures of the flesh...
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but I could be convinced to give up
the priesthood for you.
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Y ou know, my child, I've never known
the pleasures of the flesh...
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but I could be convinced to give up...
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Excuse me, Father,
could I rap to you for a second.
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Don't go away baby. Bartender,
another Olde English for the lady.
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It's a fashion risk, but I like it.
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Jazz, sit down.
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Look, I can't believe I let you
talk me into this, man. I feel awful.
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Will, a naked, willing female
is in your room.
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Stop me when I get to the awful part.
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I don't have a right to treat her like this,
man. She's a human being.
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Well, that's enough.
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Now, get a bottle of whiskey,
liquor that girl up...
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and take advantage of her.
Be a man for God's sake.
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Jazz, I'm sorry, man, I can't.
I've got to tell her the truth.
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Maybe you're right.
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Perhaps we've both been a little remiss
in our treatment of women.
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Y ou think?
246
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Y eah. Y ou inspire me, Prince.
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From now on...
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I, too, will be completely honest
in my dealings with the fair sex.
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My man.
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Y ou know, my child, I've never known
the pleasures of the flesh...
251
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but I could be convinced
to give up the priesthood for you.
252
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Honey, where have you...
253
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Monique, this is going to be
hard enough as it is...
254
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so please just let me do the talking.
255
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I know you respect honesty in a man,
so I'm going to be honest.
256
00:18:25,683 --> 00:18:28,311
Monique, I just wanted
to get you into bed...
257
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so I tricked you.
258
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The whole ceremony was a fake...
259
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and we're not really married.
260
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Monique, look, I'm sorry...
261
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and I know what I did was wrong.
And, Monique, I really care about you.
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I'm sorry.
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Monique...
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the room is paid for and everything,
so why don't, you know...
265
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I was just hoping that maybe since...
266
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So, could you just come get me,
Uncle Phil?
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Y our Mercedes?
268
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Oh, well, yeah. No.
269
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See, actually, yeah. I did borrow it.
270
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Well, but, you know,
it's not here right now.
271
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Well, to be honest, my wife took it.
272
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All I could overhear were the words
Mercedes, wife, and Monique...
273
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and then Dad ran out of the house.
274
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Well, I think it's obvious what happened.
275
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Will and Monique stole a Mercedes,
and ran over somebody's wife.
276
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Carlton, that's ridiculous.
277
00:20:01,278 --> 00:20:05,942
Obviously, Will has been seeing a woman
named Mercedes, Monique found out...
278
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and I'm still working on the wife part.
279
00:20:08,686 --> 00:20:11,917
Well, I think Will married Monique
just to get her into bed...
280
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and when she found out, she got so mad
she took off in Dad's Mercedes.
281
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Get real!
282
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I still can't believe that you could do
something so despicable.
283
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I mean, marrying Monique
just to get her in bed?
284
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Even I don't believe it.
285
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I can't imagine what kind of excuse
you could come up with.
286
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Do you have anything to say
in your own defense?
287
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Nothing.
288
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It's shameful, Uncle Phil.
I mean, here you are...
289
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busting your hump
trying to impart values...
290
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and teach basic human decency...
291
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and I turn around
and do some mess like this.
292
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I just don't get it, Will.
293
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I mean...
294
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what is going on in that head of yours?
295
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I don't know, Uncle Phil.
296
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I'm out of control.
Please stop me before I disobey again.
297
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Don't you ever stop to think...
298
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before you do these disgusting things?
299
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Of course, I do, Uncle Phil.
Do you think I like being the way I am?
300
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I'm a victim.
301
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I'm a victim of my imagination.
302
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Help me.
303
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Well...
304
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all right, since you put it that way.
305
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I'm not going to punish you, Will.
306
00:21:40,177 --> 00:21:43,772
Y ou know, that's radical, Uncle Phil,
but it just might work.
307
00:21:43,848 --> 00:21:46,146
I'm not going to punish you today...
308
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maybe not even tomorrow.
309
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Y ou see, I need to think a long, long time...
310
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about just what I'm going to do with you.
311
00:21:53,090 --> 00:21:56,890
I don't know, it might
come to me in the middle of the night...
312
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or maybe next week,
or a few years from now.
313
00:22:01,065 --> 00:22:04,057
In the meantime,
why don't you worry about it?
314
00:22:06,337 --> 00:22:07,964
Be afraid, Will.
315
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,399
Be very afraid.
316
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I've got it.
317
00:22:37,801 --> 00:22:38,995
Will!
318
00:22:48,078 --> 00:22:50,911
I want to put something special on
for you.
319
00:22:51,015 --> 00:22:53,142
And I promise it'll be worth the wait.
320
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Trust me.
321
00:23:08,966 --> 00:23:11,059
/ got that effect on women, you know.
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