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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,681 --> 00:00:41,658 Welcome to South Dakota 2 00:00:48,189 --> 00:00:52,096 HOLIDAY 3 00:02:11,352 --> 00:02:16,294 ROUTE 66 4 00:02:42,809 --> 00:02:45,892 Ladies and gentlemen, speaks Captain, Rusty Griswold 5 00:02:45,894 --> 00:02:49,670 I hope you enjoyed your flight 18 minutes from South Bend 6 00:02:49,671 --> 00:02:52,955 land at Midway Airport in Chicago soon . 7 00:02:53,149 --> 00:02:55,359 thank you fly with us today... 8 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,920 because Econo Air, work hard to regain their trust. 9 00:02:59,938 --> 00:03:01,610 Harry, can you handle? I go to the bathroom. 10 00:03:01,610 --> 00:03:03,140 Sure, Rusty. 11 00:03:03,429 --> 00:03:04,677 Thank you. 12 00:03:07,458 --> 00:03:08,418 Rusty. 13 00:03:08,805 --> 00:03:12,730 I want to thank you for interceding for me last week. 14 00:03:13,571 --> 00:03:14,626 I did gladly. 15 00:03:14,723 --> 00:03:17,746 I think the company old to fly, you do not. 16 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:20,236 're More expert than us young people. 17 00:03:20,237 --> 00:03:22,304 - It means a lot to me. - Insurance. 18 00:03:23,056 --> 00:03:24,016 Rusty. 19 00:03:24,112 --> 00:03:28,109 Intercedieras want to thank you for me last week. 20 00:03:28,827 --> 00:03:29,787 Yes 21 00:03:31,342 --> 00:03:32,302 Sure. 22 00:03:33,712 --> 00:03:36,119 Dad, that's the pilot? 23 00:03:36,242 --> 00:03:37,526 Sure. 24 00:03:37,527 --> 00:03:39,315 Just leave the cockpit. 25 00:03:43,461 --> 00:03:45,273 - Hello, little friend. - Hello! 26 00:03:45,274 --> 00:03:46,591 Your first by plane? 27 00:03:46,592 --> 00:03:48,380 Were planning to go by car... 28 00:03:48,381 --> 00:03:51,460 But Tyler begged us to travel by plane for the first time. 29 00:03:51,461 --> 00:03:52,517 Really? 30 00:03:52,964 --> 00:03:55,657 Do you think I can be a pilot when I grow ? 31 00:03:55,658 --> 00:03:57,394 I do not see why not. 32 00:03:57,587 --> 00:04:00,882 Just must study hard and obey your parents, okay? 33 00:04:04,029 --> 00:04:05,457 - Okay. - Sorry about that. 34 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,517 - It was a mess. - It's okay. 35 00:04:07,518 --> 00:04:08,479 Yes, yes. 36 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,110 Do not worry. 37 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:13,469 We call "turbulence". 38 00:04:13,624 --> 00:04:14,585 As the plane passes... 39 00:04:21,139 --> 00:04:22,494 I'm sorry. 40 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:25,000 Good. Enjoy the rest of the flight. 41 00:04:29,566 --> 00:04:30,645 's Help. 42 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:33,421 Could it get away from us, shit? 43 00:04:37,251 --> 00:04:40,574 Harry! You climb to 18,000 meters! What are you doing? 44 00:04:40,924 --> 00:04:41,885 Rusty. 45 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:45,445 I want to thank you for interceding for me last week. 46 00:04:56,301 --> 00:04:57,510 STOP AIR TRANSPORT PERSONAL 47 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:02,712 O that Pan Continental time we stayed at the Ritz in Barcelona. 48 00:05:02,713 --> 00:05:05,728 I'll tell you something about the Spanish. 49 00:05:05,762 --> 00:05:07,795 - They love the pilots. - Yes! 50 00:05:07,892 --> 00:05:10,597 I never took off my uniform until yes. 51 00:05:17,330 --> 00:05:18,819 MIDWAY International Airport 52 00:05:21,349 --> 00:05:22,309 Ladies. 53 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,662 It is full. Waiting for the next. 54 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,435 - But I came... - What? 55 00:05:32,847 --> 00:05:34,037 I'll take the next one. 56 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:35,537 See, Econo Air. 57 00:05:46,445 --> 00:05:48,626 next bus in 25 minutes 58 00:05:52,389 --> 00:05:54,125 - Three times this month. - I know 59 00:05:54,126 --> 00:05:56,501 Do something with it.. Always bothers me. 60 00:05:56,502 --> 00:05:59,130 I know. Sorry honey. Hello. 61 00:05:59,515 --> 00:06:01,819 - Hello. What happens here? - You will see. 62 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,015 Kevin! Baja, please! 63 00:06:04,112 --> 00:06:05,718 - "I Vagina". - Look at my guitar. 64 00:06:05,816 --> 00:06:07,145 Not again. 65 00:06:07,147 --> 00:06:09,545 God. Did you tell Mom and Dad? 66 00:06:09,546 --> 00:06:10,757 're As "vagina". 67 00:06:10,758 --> 00:06:12,604 Enough. Enough. 68 00:06:12,701 --> 00:06:15,425 Young man, talking about annoy your older brother. 69 00:06:15,426 --> 00:06:18,251 Do not make fun of anyone just because it is different. 70 00:06:19,152 --> 00:06:20,444 I have no pussy! 71 00:06:20,541 --> 00:06:22,170 Say that while you were... 72 00:06:22,266 --> 00:06:24,753 would be wrong for Kevin mock you for your vagina. 73 00:06:24,754 --> 00:06:27,244 No! You make it sound like I have pussy! 74 00:06:27,246 --> 00:06:29,633 I know you have vagina. I'm not doing that. 75 00:06:29,634 --> 00:06:31,560 Kevin, apologize to your brother please. 76 00:06:31,753 --> 00:06:33,516 Okay. I'm sorry. 77 00:06:33,517 --> 00:06:34,573 Go to your room. 78 00:06:36,023 --> 00:06:37,545 I was in my fucking room. 79 00:06:37,546 --> 00:06:39,490 Hey. Kevin? Come back here. 80 00:06:42,186 --> 00:06:43,147 Listen. 81 00:06:43,977 --> 00:06:46,353 Many children born with vagina. 82 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:47,412 It is very hard for them. 83 00:06:47,582 --> 00:06:49,398 Honey. Why? 84 00:06:49,399 --> 00:06:50,662 To show affection. 85 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:53,693 Fluency gender? A very serious issue. 86 00:06:53,694 --> 00:06:56,107 - I am not gender fluid. - Does not matter. 87 00:06:56,108 --> 00:06:57,067 Matter what... 88 00:06:57,165 --> 00:07:00,713 your mother and I would love you if you had nothing down there. 89 00:07:00,714 --> 00:07:02,331 It is not what matters. 90 00:07:02,716 --> 00:07:04,293 Kevin? Go to your room. 91 00:07:06,163 --> 00:07:08,834 James, your gender fluid do not touch me. 92 00:07:08,835 --> 00:07:10,686 - Great. - Enough! Not a fluid! 93 00:07:10,687 --> 00:07:11,838 What about my guitar? 94 00:07:11,935 --> 00:07:13,476 Is ruined. 95 00:07:14,055 --> 00:07:15,065 Let me see. 96 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,056 Toma. It will be fine for now. 97 00:07:25,057 --> 00:07:27,876 Go to wash. The Peterson come to dinner. 98 00:07:28,966 --> 00:07:29,927 Well, honey. 99 00:07:31,047 --> 00:07:32,431 - I have a penis. - God 100 00:07:32,527 --> 00:07:34,177 'll buy a new guitar.. 101 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:38,049 - Use the Vitamix. Dry. - I just grind it. 102 00:07:39,162 --> 00:07:40,122 Sheila. 103 00:07:40,886 --> 00:07:43,455 - Do you have to work tomorrow? - Sheila. 104 00:07:43,456 --> 00:07:45,201 I Want to meet with my friends. 105 00:07:45,202 --> 00:07:46,162 Sheila. 106 00:07:46,163 --> 00:07:47,124 What? 107 00:07:47,221 --> 00:07:48,646 Like school this year? 108 00:07:48,647 --> 00:07:49,606 Okay. 109 00:07:49,799 --> 00:07:52,599 "Like school this year?" 110 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,154 So you sound, really. Just shut up. 111 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:00,221 God, Russ, you have to buy a kit Go-Kart. 112 00:08:00,318 --> 00:08:01,706 - What? - Yes. 113 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:04,381 Gary and I spent two months building one. 114 00:08:04,479 --> 00:08:07,048 This morning we took it for the first time. 115 00:08:07,239 --> 00:08:09,263 Good heavens. 116 00:08:09,743 --> 00:08:12,056 - Funny? - No, it was horrible. 117 00:08:12,339 --> 00:08:13,375 Yes, it was fun! 118 00:08:14,233 --> 00:08:15,939 Damn! It is a go-kart. 119 00:08:16,131 --> 00:08:17,564 Friend G, Come here. 120 00:08:17,950 --> 00:08:19,705 Friend G, G friend, friend G. 121 00:08:19,801 --> 00:08:22,285 God, my friend G. I love. 122 00:08:22,286 --> 00:08:23,583 Come here, what? 123 00:08:24,983 --> 00:08:25,963 What? Than? 124 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,211 Come here, you come here. 125 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:31,799 I love you so much. 126 00:08:31,895 --> 00:08:34,716 Di Mr. Griswold how is our go-kart. 127 00:08:34,717 --> 00:08:38,827 Have Zanardi chassis and engine Briggs & Stratton four-stroke. 128 00:08:38,828 --> 00:08:40,623 Go. And they built together? 129 00:08:40,624 --> 00:08:42,922 A day after his task and brushing teeth. 130 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,503 I love... Come here. Come here. 131 00:08:47,266 --> 00:08:48,570 Do, Sugar Ray. Come on, Sugar Ray. 132 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,812 I is taking a beating. 133 00:08:51,390 --> 00:08:52,900 You'll eat your face! 134 00:08:53,189 --> 00:08:54,666 Kevin James, come! 135 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:55,627 No. 136 00:08:56,645 --> 00:08:57,607 Come on. 137 00:08:58,486 --> 00:08:59,446 There you are. 138 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,308 - Dad, stop. What are you doing? - We fight lies. 139 00:09:04,308 --> 00:09:05,932 - We do it all the time. - No never. 140 00:09:06,651 --> 00:09:09,190 - Hey! Do not hit your old. - I do not want to do this. 141 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,018 What are you doing? 142 00:09:14,703 --> 00:09:16,230 - So accidents happen. - Sacrifice! 143 00:09:16,231 --> 00:09:18,717 Dad! Let go. Enough! why did you do that? 144 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,297 Sorry friend. Come on. Just kidding. 145 00:09:23,298 --> 00:09:25,004 - It was fun. - Always. 146 00:09:25,005 --> 00:09:26,061 We never do that. 147 00:09:26,541 --> 00:09:28,750 Do we build a go-kart together? 148 00:09:29,905 --> 00:09:31,391 If necessary. 149 00:09:31,392 --> 00:09:33,597 Yes! Very good! Friend G! 150 00:09:33,887 --> 00:09:36,045 Now go. You go, dude G! 151 00:09:37,946 --> 00:09:39,763 You stole the nickname of my child? 152 00:09:45,309 --> 00:09:48,284 I'm not sure... Rays. Dammit. 153 00:09:48,285 --> 00:09:51,654 Are you left the ring, Deb. Are you losing weight? 154 00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:53,409 Yes You know what I was doing? 155 00:09:53,410 --> 00:09:54,370 Spinning. 156 00:09:54,562 --> 00:09:56,765 Yes great for relieving stress. 157 00:09:56,766 --> 00:10:00,480 I'll tell you what relieves stress more. 158 00:10:00,481 --> 00:10:01,777 A week in Paris. 159 00:10:01,971 --> 00:10:04,334 My God! I saw that in Instagram. 160 00:10:04,335 --> 00:10:05,899 Your photos are great. 161 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,148 - The saw. - Yes! 162 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,878 How curious. was going to ask why you did not like any. 163 00:10:09,879 --> 00:10:11,834 What do you mean? I said yes. 164 00:10:11,835 --> 00:10:15,200 All my friends who saw, put "like". 165 00:10:15,201 --> 00:10:16,809 You were the one that made not "like". 166 00:10:17,577 --> 00:10:21,811 I guess I did not have time to put "like" any. 167 00:10:21,812 --> 00:10:22,772 Okay, look at this. 168 00:10:22,853 --> 00:10:26,976 In it are Sheila and Gary with berets. 169 00:10:26,977 --> 00:10:28,303 - I know. - "Bonjour". 170 00:10:28,304 --> 00:10:30,744 - That I love. Tender. - But "not like". 171 00:10:30,745 --> 00:10:31,704 Okay. 172 00:10:31,802 --> 00:10:34,229 Here are the four at the Arc de Triomphe. 173 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:37,611 Not you like. Neither my children. O my man kissed me. 174 00:10:37,612 --> 00:10:39,787 I swear that when they leave... 175 00:10:39,788 --> 00:10:44,142 I go up, I will come and put Internet "likes" in each. 176 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:47,929 Honestly, honey, I do not care . 177 00:10:49,371 --> 00:10:52,366 Iran somewhere special this summer? 178 00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:53,912 No. I wish. Yes. No. 179 00:10:53,913 --> 00:10:59,058 go to the cabin we rented 10 years in Cheboygan, Michigan. 180 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,374 - Go. The boys tell Che-burrido " 181 00:11:02,683 --> 00:11:03,644 Is not it funny 182 00:11:03,645 --> 00:11:04,948 Why not go elsewhere 183 00:11:05,236 --> 00:11:07,387 No. We can not Rusty loves 184 00:11:07,388 --> 00:11:09,619 Know I tear the hate 185 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,964 - Heaven understand - Yes. 186 00:11:12,468 --> 00:11:13,707 .... I understand 187 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:15,638 Well, you know what the good news 188 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:20,778 Even if you go there and not have fun, cute?. .. 189 00:11:20,779 --> 00:11:21,807 know... 190 00:11:21,905 --> 00:11:24,163 I'll "like" in your photos 191 00:11:24,164 --> 00:11:25,278 God, Nancy. 192 00:11:25,757 --> 00:11:26,716 Look 193 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,215 Look 194 00:11:28,696 --> 00:11:30,761 What the fuck is this 195 00:11:31,605 --> 00:11:32,565 Loui 196 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:43,977 - Fight baguettes! - Hahaha! What a laugh 197 00:11:43,978 --> 00:11:44,938 What the fuck is this 198 00:11:45,322 --> 00:11:48,500 How much you waste paste 199 00:11:48,788 --> 00:11:50,907 What are you doing, Melinda? 200 00:11:52,608 --> 00:11:53,567 What are you doing 201 00:12:16,593 --> 00:12:17,848 ready to have fun 202 00:12:19,723 --> 00:12:21,411 VELOCIRAPTOR AN EVENT IN EXTINCTION LEVEL 203 00:12:26,988 --> 00:12:28,820 I have exciting news. 204 00:12:28,821 --> 00:12:29,783 James has "AIDS"? 205 00:12:29,784 --> 00:12:32,002 What? Do not! That's horrible. 206 00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:33,740 - I'd be thrilled. - What is? Than? 207 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,054 The four will travel. 208 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,015 Paris! 209 00:12:37,303 --> 00:12:38,887 No. Much better. 210 00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:41,621 We will go by car to Walley World. 211 00:12:42,389 --> 00:12:44,081 - What? - We are stuck in a rut. 212 00:12:44,082 --> 00:12:46,846 We need a change. do not? Share quality time. 213 00:12:47,321 --> 00:12:49,944 And it would not hurt that guys learn to get along better. 214 00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,813 - Locking them in a car? . - Yes 215 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,542 They are pure nonsense! 216 00:12:54,543 --> 00:12:55,573 Hey. The mouth. 217 00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:58,288 I lose the first week of wrestling practice ! 218 00:12:58,288 --> 00:13:00,511 We'll find a field on the way. 219 00:13:00,511 --> 00:13:01,987 That does not even exist! 220 00:13:01,988 --> 00:13:03,324 Dad, no offense, but... 221 00:13:03,326 --> 00:13:06,864 not do my first long trip a corporate theme park. 222 00:13:06,865 --> 00:13:12,000 I would like to explore the real America. As Jack Kerouac, Merry Pranksters. 223 00:13:12,988 --> 00:13:14,674 Do not say weird shit! 224 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,238 Kevin! Do not bother! 225 00:13:16,239 --> 00:13:19,958 Boys. My trip to Walley World child was the best thing that happened to me. 226 00:13:20,055 --> 00:13:23,623 Do you want to repeat your holiday 30 years ago? 227 00:13:24,223 --> 00:13:26,378 Would not it be a disappointment? 228 00:13:26,379 --> 00:13:29,929 Not repeat anything, is totally different. 229 00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:32,401 In the holiday there was a boy and a girl. 230 00:13:32,402 --> 00:13:34,218 In these, there are two children. 231 00:13:34,219 --> 00:13:37,784 And I'm sure there will be many differences more. 232 00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:39,894 I not even heard of that vacation. 233 00:13:39,895 --> 00:13:42,574 No matter. The new holiday will own value. 234 00:13:42,575 --> 00:13:43,535 Right? 235 00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:45,348 Come on, honey. 236 00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:47,467 We can go by car and return by plane. 237 00:13:49,183 --> 00:13:50,422 What the hell. 238 00:13:50,423 --> 00:13:52,699 It could not be worse than that silly cabin, right honey? 239 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,406 - That's the spirit. - All right. 240 00:13:55,174 --> 00:13:56,224 Swallow me earth. 241 00:13:56,225 --> 00:13:58,498 So many kilometers in a car, Dad? 242 00:13:58,499 --> 00:14:00,418 Not exactly. 243 00:14:12,115 --> 00:14:15,394 Come on, why they did not follow me? 244 00:14:15,874 --> 00:14:19,366 - Is that what you wanted? - Yes. That's why I moved my keys so. 245 00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:20,719 - Good. - Because I would do? 246 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,515 You could say "come with me". 247 00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:25,497 Look what dad rented. 248 00:14:26,587 --> 00:14:27,691 What the hell is that? 249 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:28,651 Kevin. 250 00:14:29,037 --> 00:14:31,434 Prancer is a Tartan 2015 251 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:34,840 - You said "Tartan", honey? - Yes, it's a Honda Albania. 252 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,412 Why an auto Albano, Dad? 253 00:14:36,605 --> 00:14:40,172 I rented this wagon Day of the fallen, it is difficult. 254 00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:42,474 But this baby is very good. 255 00:14:42,475 --> 00:14:44,816 You have the latest technology Albanian. Look. 256 00:14:44,912 --> 00:14:45,959 Electric hybrid. 257 00:14:46,249 --> 00:14:48,177 Go. Ecological. All right. 258 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,583 If we run out of fuel... 259 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:53,101 stopped and plugged. 260 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,621 I do not know what that is. 261 00:14:54,815 --> 00:14:56,692 I never saw a plug as well. 262 00:14:57,174 --> 00:14:58,526 Is retractable? 263 00:14:58,527 --> 00:15:00,730 Would think so. Just... 264 00:15:01,595 --> 00:15:02,703 No, does not retract. 265 00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:03,760 Mats? 266 00:15:03,761 --> 00:15:05,917 I think it is wound. It rolls up well. 267 00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:08,011 No? And you close. 268 00:15:08,012 --> 00:15:09,896 Whatever. Two fuel tanks . 269 00:15:09,897 --> 00:15:12,326 - Why two? - Freight twice. 270 00:15:12,423 --> 00:15:16,029 - Why not a single large tank? - Charging twice, man. 271 00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:18,057 Volume be the same. Two... 272 00:15:18,539 --> 00:15:20,383 has six ashtrays. 273 00:15:20,384 --> 00:15:22,085 Six, go. 274 00:15:22,086 --> 00:15:23,741 I Hope you like smoking. 275 00:15:24,318 --> 00:15:25,971 - Yes? - Yes. 276 00:15:26,382 --> 00:15:27,628 So many mirrors? 277 00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:31,146 It is safer. 278 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,108 But... 279 00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:36,449 And this is amazing. I control all the car from this control. 280 00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:39,497 - What is each button? - No idea. But we'll find out. 281 00:15:39,497 --> 00:15:41,759 Honey, that's a swastika? 282 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,433 Yes, we will not use that. 283 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,727 My favorite part. 284 00:15:48,441 --> 00:15:50,021 - Close the door on my arm. - Than? 285 00:15:50,022 --> 00:15:53,796 You have a sensor. Does not close with one arm or leg. 286 00:15:53,797 --> 00:15:56,331 - Honey, I will not do that. - The guy showed me the rent. Do it. 287 00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:58,199 - Okay. - Do it! 288 00:15:58,872 --> 00:16:00,461 - Do it. It's fun. 289 00:16:00,557 --> 00:16:01,517 Close it. 290 00:16:01,518 --> 00:16:03,296 Okay. Goes. 291 00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:05,215 My God! 292 00:16:05,408 --> 00:16:06,688 Damn! 293 00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:08,524 My God! Why did I do that? 294 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,886 The sensor was not activated. 295 00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:15,986 - Okay. - I'm an idiot. 296 00:16:16,178 --> 00:16:18,371 - Do it again. - Absolutely no. 297 00:16:18,372 --> 00:16:20,843 - I'll be fine. I activated it. - I will not do it! 298 00:16:20,844 --> 00:16:22,291 - Do not be a coward. - It's okay! 299 00:16:24,606 --> 00:16:25,565 Shit! 300 00:16:25,662 --> 00:16:28,252 - Why did you do that? - Really? 301 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,310 're Right. Forgiveness. 302 00:16:30,559 --> 00:16:33,506 - Watch your arm. - And James balls? 303 00:16:33,507 --> 00:16:36,285 - You admit that I have balls? - Hang from your vagina. 304 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:37,776 - Just the two. - No time for that. 305 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,930 Go pack. We leave today. 306 00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:40,894 Okay. 307 00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:43,857 It seems that we will today. Come on guys 308 00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:58,660 Honey. What is that all about? 309 00:16:58,661 --> 00:17:00,959 Well, my dream journal... 310 00:17:01,056 --> 00:17:02,338 ... rarities record 311 00:17:02,339 --> 00:17:03,656 daily wish... 312 00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:04,979 my poems. 313 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:09,163 And this will be a travelogue monologías interior. 314 00:17:10,085 --> 00:17:11,045 Yes 315 00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:15,097 Come on, honey. Every boy that age has daily. 316 00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:17,220 Okay, gang. 317 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,786 We put the belts! 318 00:17:20,267 --> 00:17:22,148 Two full tanks! 319 00:17:22,149 --> 00:17:23,108 Honey, GPS? 320 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,696 Yes. Understood. 321 00:17:24,985 --> 00:17:26,024 Destination Walley World 322 00:17:26,122 --> 00:17:29,740 Your destination is 4100 km 323 00:17:29,741 --> 00:17:32,127 Walley World, here we go. 324 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,409 WRIGLEY FIELD HOME CHICAGO CUBS 325 00:18:01,062 --> 00:18:02,612 We have almost no gasoline. 326 00:18:03,092 --> 00:18:04,052 What? 327 00:18:04,053 --> 00:18:06,310 How? Walked less than an hour. 328 00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:19,947 Dad, why is special Walley World? 329 00:18:19,947 --> 00:18:21,942 There are theme parks in our city. 330 00:18:21,942 --> 00:18:25,918 Walley World is home to the only authentic ... 331 00:18:26,112 --> 00:18:27,679 Velociraptor. 332 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,831 What the hell is that? 333 00:18:28,832 --> 00:18:32,576 Is only the newest and most terrifying rollercoaster country. 334 00:18:33,441 --> 00:18:36,467 137 meters high, 180 km per hour... 335 00:18:36,468 --> 00:18:38,933 triple corkscrew. 336 00:18:39,222 --> 00:18:40,875 Yes! Look at that! 337 00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:43,540 It seems to have a convoy. 338 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,719 Saludémoslo. 339 00:18:46,006 --> 00:18:48,291 Heaven. Does Citizen Band Radio? 340 00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:49,607 Comes in all Prancer. 341 00:18:49,608 --> 00:18:51,613 - To talk to truckers. - Very good. 342 00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:54,025 Guys, we must talk in their jargon. 343 00:18:54,123 --> 00:18:56,557 'll Ask if there police later. 344 00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:58,956 Breaker 1-9 to Patio de Goma. 345 00:18:59,053 --> 00:19:01,545 Is there a Smokey Bear in your kitchen? Change. 346 00:19:02,411 --> 00:19:05,049 Everything clean and green forward 347 00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:06,624 - Answered! - I know! 348 00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:10,178 - What does that mean? - No idea, but who cares? 349 00:19:10,179 --> 00:19:12,841 - Seems sympathetic. - Yes, it seems, right? 350 00:19:12,842 --> 00:19:14,676 Aware, good friend. Change. 351 00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:16,119 Can I try? 352 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,150 Yes! Of course. 353 00:19:17,151 --> 00:19:18,952 When finished talking, di "change." 354 00:19:18,952 --> 00:19:20,568 - Okay. Brilliant. - All right. 355 00:19:20,857 --> 00:19:24,922 Breaker 1-9 my friend Jessie says that truckers are rapists. 356 00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:26,624 - Are you a rapist? - Kevin. Do not! 357 00:19:26,721 --> 00:19:27,927 Sorry. Change. 358 00:19:27,928 --> 00:19:30,108 - No! No. - What are you doing? 359 00:19:30,109 --> 00:19:32,496 - What? It was a question. - You'll ruin everything. 360 00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:35,545 Sorry about that good friend 361 00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:38,175 You know, children will mouth . 362 00:19:39,017 --> 00:19:39,838 I do not... 363 00:19:39,839 --> 00:19:41,269 I am not suggesting that you... 364 00:19:41,558 --> 00:19:46,087 them like children go mouth in any way. 365 00:19:46,281 --> 00:19:49,321 I do not suggest that you are sex offenders 366 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,088 - Neither pedophiles.. - Do not! 367 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:53,529 Yes! So the CB, guys radio. 368 00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:54,490 Lindo? huh. 369 00:19:55,452 --> 00:19:56,987 Dad, what is a pedophile? 370 00:19:56,988 --> 00:20:00,318 Well, Kevin, when a man and a child love... 371 00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:01,278 No. 372 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,694 FUEL AND FOOD OF FIRST 373 00:20:04,695 --> 00:20:06,622 - I have to pee. - I also. 374 00:20:06,719 --> 00:20:08,638 Go with him, please, and watch him. 375 00:20:08,639 --> 00:20:10,403 - Okay. - Thank you. 376 00:20:12,403 --> 00:20:14,819 Look at that. They're closer ties. 377 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:17,209 Is not that the best? 378 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:18,171 Yes 379 00:20:20,199 --> 00:20:23,575 Do you remember when you were to get your pilot's license...? 380 00:20:23,576 --> 00:20:25,211 And we sat... 381 00:20:25,499 --> 00:20:30,105 and talk about all those trips abroad we would do and others? 382 00:20:30,394 --> 00:20:33,595 Yes, when I thought I would pilot one of the greats. 383 00:20:34,173 --> 00:20:37,220 Know it's not the most glamorous airlines, but Air Econo... 384 00:20:37,221 --> 00:20:38,694 has been good to us. 385 00:20:38,984 --> 00:20:41,386 For me, being here with you. 386 00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:43,016 's Paradise. 387 00:20:45,843 --> 00:20:47,581 My cubicle was a hole. 388 00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:49,433 You discovered a glorious hole. 389 00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:51,352 - No. - Well, to the route. 390 00:21:03,421 --> 00:21:06,225 The Help 391 00:21:31,615 --> 00:21:33,093 Go to sleep! Go to sleep! 392 00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:47,420 What about you? 393 00:21:47,421 --> 00:21:50,523 Just wanted to see how hard before passing out. 394 00:21:50,621 --> 00:21:53,022 Do not do that! I could have died! 395 00:21:53,023 --> 00:21:54,174 Whatever. 396 00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:00,776 Dammit, Kevin! 397 00:22:03,027 --> 00:22:05,209 MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE 398 00:22:14,105 --> 00:22:15,714 Honey, why do you deviate? 399 00:22:15,715 --> 00:22:19,023 It would be fun that kids knew your university. 400 00:22:19,024 --> 00:22:21,746 God. Why would be fun for them, honey? 401 00:22:21,939 --> 00:22:24,963 Lead us. Perhaps one study someday. 402 00:22:24,964 --> 00:22:27,269 No. No way. 403 00:22:27,270 --> 00:22:29,636 I have an eye on a distinguished . 404 00:22:30,792 --> 00:22:32,465 Fuck. 405 00:22:32,466 --> 00:22:34,910 - What, Mom? - I love you. I said that. 406 00:22:34,911 --> 00:22:36,601 - I love you too. - I said I love you. 407 00:22:36,602 --> 00:22:37,860 Let's see how far away. 408 00:22:38,534 --> 00:22:41,442 It is 15 km from its destination 409 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:42,945 Good. Find the best route. 410 00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:47,453 I changed the language. 411 00:22:49,746 --> 00:22:50,729 This is not. 412 00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:53,765 What is that? 413 00:22:53,766 --> 00:22:56,206 I do not know. ¿Korean? 414 00:22:57,255 --> 00:22:59,197 God, it's awful! Turn it off, Russ. 415 00:22:59,198 --> 00:23:01,457 You now have the menu in Korean, I do not know what score. 416 00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:03,564 Why has the voice of angry? 417 00:23:03,565 --> 00:23:04,525 Why not...? 418 00:23:04,526 --> 00:23:07,466 Honey, does not like to be touched. Yes? 419 00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:09,937 Leave him alone. Let subsides. 420 00:23:16,823 --> 00:23:20,918 Memphis State University, Memphis State CILLEGE 421 00:23:21,111 --> 00:23:24,197 Wow, this place has not changed anything. 422 00:23:24,774 --> 00:23:26,226 Not fraternity? 423 00:23:26,835 --> 00:23:28,274 Let's see your house. 424 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,849 No, honey. Should not we follow the journey? 425 00:23:31,850 --> 00:23:33,406 No, come on. It will be fun. 426 00:23:34,176 --> 00:23:35,804 's Just a boring old house. 427 00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,343 Yes! That good! 428 00:23:56,344 --> 00:23:59,189 I can not believe continue doing this. 429 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:01,837 What is that? 430 00:24:01,838 --> 00:24:04,698 Cup race is the Tri-Pi. 431 00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:07,490 Tomas drinks from a large mug of beer. 432 00:24:07,491 --> 00:24:09,879 And then you must follow the course as quickly as possible. 433 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,612 Did you do this? For almost do not drink. 434 00:24:12,613 --> 00:24:15,468 No. Yes But, honey is for charity, you see ..? 435 00:24:15,469 --> 00:24:17,760 A BENEFIT OF RESEARCH sprinkle 436 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,534 Hello. Do you want to donate to "sprinkle"? 437 00:24:20,534 --> 00:24:22,335 We are not just passing through. 438 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:24,708 Tri-pi went long... 439 00:24:24,998 --> 00:24:27,291 The Carrera Cups was my idea. 440 00:24:27,388 --> 00:24:28,996 - What was it? . - Yes 441 00:24:29,477 --> 00:24:31,812 Wait, are you Debbie Fletcher? 442 00:24:31,813 --> 00:24:32,773 Yes 443 00:24:32,774 --> 00:24:34,244 Oh shit! 444 00:24:34,245 --> 00:24:36,308 Oh shit! I can not believe you! 445 00:24:36,405 --> 00:24:38,723 Girls! Come! Bring a book! 446 00:24:39,012 --> 00:24:41,015 Is damn Debbie Fletcher. 447 00:24:41,016 --> 00:24:42,989 - How do you know who I am? - God, are you kidding? 448 00:24:42,990 --> 00:24:44,847 You a legend in Tri-pi! 449 00:24:44,848 --> 00:24:46,590 Debbie Any-thing-ago! 450 00:24:46,591 --> 00:24:48,384 - Debbie Any-thing-ago? - To play. 451 00:24:48,576 --> 00:24:49,753 Yes, look! 452 00:24:49,849 --> 00:24:51,586 - DEBBIE DOES ANYTHING! - You see 453 00:24:51,587 --> 00:24:52,545 God?. 454 00:24:52,546 --> 00:24:54,380 Do you really climb naked to watch? 455 00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:56,166 Of course not. 456 00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:57,943 What you showed boobs at all? 457 00:24:57,944 --> 00:25:00,210 - Honey, we should go. - Wait. 458 00:25:00,211 --> 00:25:02,324 Le metiste Dean finger on his cock. 459 00:25:02,325 --> 00:25:03,760 Do you really burned Taco Bell? 460 00:25:03,761 --> 00:25:05,575 I heard you slept with Anthony Hopkins. 461 00:25:05,576 --> 00:25:07,963 I heard that if you shake your head... 462 00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:10,149 gold coins out of your ass. 463 00:25:10,150 --> 00:25:11,885 - Well, ladies. - Than? 464 00:25:12,655 --> 00:25:16,327 I know very well my wife and she would not have done that. 465 00:25:16,328 --> 00:25:17,385 You know what? 466 00:25:17,674 --> 00:25:20,710 No matter whether I did or not. 467 00:25:20,711 --> 00:25:24,045 Important that you idolize a very bad behavior. 468 00:25:25,295 --> 00:25:27,049 Not seem Debbie-Any-thing makes. 469 00:25:27,050 --> 00:25:28,832 He sensed it was just fame. 470 00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:30,271 Not even invented the Race of glasses. 471 00:25:30,271 --> 00:25:32,345 No, wait. Sorry. 472 00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:35,911 Yes invented the Carrera Cups. Yes? 473 00:25:35,912 --> 00:25:36,966 And I did. 474 00:25:36,967 --> 00:25:38,480 - Sure. - Yes I did. 475 00:25:38,481 --> 00:25:40,707 - In 16 seconds. - OK honey. 476 00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:43,038 - Prove it. - Now you can not. Is old. 477 00:25:43,039 --> 00:25:44,403 Excuse me, girl? 478 00:25:44,404 --> 00:25:45,916 Not so, I just meant... 479 00:25:46,107 --> 00:25:47,126 you're old. 480 00:25:51,482 --> 00:25:52,442 Yes! 481 00:25:52,443 --> 00:25:54,646 I never heard that laugh. Dislike. 482 00:25:54,743 --> 00:25:55,955 Take my purse. 483 00:25:56,148 --> 00:25:59,675 Why? You will not do that .. 484 00:25:59,676 --> 00:26:03,009 Yes, I will. This race raised thousands of dollars for charity. 485 00:26:03,010 --> 00:26:06,795 May not get good grades here, but at least I did something. 486 00:26:06,796 --> 00:26:08,629 Yes, you did much perishes. 487 00:26:08,630 --> 00:26:09,841 I've spelled its finger Dean's penis. 488 00:26:09,842 --> 00:26:12,245 No matter where you put your finger burned or what. 489 00:26:12,246 --> 00:26:13,210 Import... 490 00:26:13,211 --> 00:26:15,661 these sluts missing me respect. 491 00:26:15,662 --> 00:26:16,620 "Sluts"? 492 00:26:17,294 --> 00:26:18,544 Come on. 493 00:26:20,487 --> 00:26:22,393 Nobody tells me old. Fuck. 494 00:26:22,490 --> 00:26:24,700 Well, small breasts, a pitcher! Go Go. 495 00:26:31,127 --> 00:26:34,143 Tri-pi, miserable! 496 00:26:47,947 --> 00:26:49,403 By God. 497 00:26:57,788 --> 00:26:58,747 Three! 498 00:26:58,748 --> 00:26:59,708 Two! 499 00:26:59,709 --> 00:27:00,671 One! 500 00:27:06,745 --> 00:27:07,783 Honey. 501 00:27:21,081 --> 00:27:22,369 What are you doing mom? 502 00:27:22,370 --> 00:27:24,587 He is giving a lesson to these sluts. 503 00:27:36,126 --> 00:27:38,903 It is the best I've seen in my life. 504 00:27:41,173 --> 00:27:42,332 Come on, come on! 505 00:27:47,790 --> 00:27:49,785 Why throw up so much? 506 00:27:50,361 --> 00:27:51,948 By Sprinkle. 507 00:28:05,870 --> 00:28:07,930 Tri-Pi, miserable! 508 00:28:20,428 --> 00:28:22,024 Mom, you have to hydrate. 509 00:28:23,941 --> 00:28:26,095 What? What are you doing? 510 00:28:28,432 --> 00:28:29,866 How about some music? 511 00:28:32,699 --> 00:28:34,910 God, I can not believe it. 512 00:28:35,008 --> 00:28:36,879 I love that song! 513 00:28:37,072 --> 00:28:39,530 Guys, it's Seal! 514 00:28:40,265 --> 00:28:41,432 Sing with me. 515 00:28:42,297 --> 00:28:47,586 There was a gray solitary tower into the sea 516 00:28:47,587 --> 00:28:48,546 Come on guys. 517 00:28:48,547 --> 00:28:50,705 You became 518 00:28:50,706 --> 00:28:54,200 In the light of my dark side 519 00:28:54,201 --> 00:28:55,162 Deb? 520 00:28:55,163 --> 00:29:00,012 Love remains a drug What is the effect and not the... 521 00:29:00,013 --> 00:29:00,973 Guys? Do not? 522 00:29:00,974 --> 00:29:01,935 Did you know... 523 00:29:01,936 --> 00:29:02,896 Kevin? 524 00:29:02,897 --> 00:29:03,825 When it snows...? Is this the James 525 00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:05,548 My eyes widen and... 526 00:29:05,549 --> 00:29:07,225 Sing a man or a woman? 527 00:29:07,226 --> 00:29:09,905 He is a man! And the coolest thing there! 528 00:29:10,002 --> 00:29:11,496 Exceeded lupus! 529 00:29:11,592 --> 00:29:13,292 Baby 530 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:17,882 I compare you to a kiss from a rose on gray 531 00:29:17,883 --> 00:29:20,365 I can not believe nobody wants taste. 532 00:29:20,366 --> 00:29:22,890 Rarer I feel, yes 533 00:29:22,891 --> 00:29:24,045 Batman Forever 534 00:29:24,046 --> 00:29:26,825 Your pink has been opened 535 00:29:26,826 --> 00:29:27,787 Val Kilmer . 536 00:29:27,788 --> 00:29:31,292 The light hits the gray Darkness 537 00:29:35,819 --> 00:29:37,228 He returned to kill. 538 00:29:38,476 --> 00:29:40,378 - Accelerate! - That's what I'm doing! 539 00:29:42,058 --> 00:29:43,550 FUEL 540 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,025 Faster, Daddy! Faster 541 00:29:46,026 --> 00:29:48,293 - The Prancer not go faster! - What do we do? 542 00:29:48,294 --> 00:29:51,323 Maybe if I press this button Rabbit, accelerate. 543 00:29:51,324 --> 00:29:52,283 Yes! Try it! 544 00:29:55,769 --> 00:29:58,496 - Why a button for that? - And Why a rabbit? 545 00:29:58,497 --> 00:29:59,457 According... 546 00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:01,312 Rocket! Rocket. Here. Try it! 547 00:30:01,889 --> 00:30:03,725 What? What's up? 548 00:30:03,726 --> 00:30:04,932 - Why I'm rotating? - I do not know! 549 00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:06,708 - The wheel! - Not for! 550 00:30:06,709 --> 00:30:08,398 - Accelerate! - Okay. Attempt to accelerate... 551 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,585 We will die! 552 00:30:17,919 --> 00:30:19,603 I have the wheel. I have the wheel! 553 00:30:19,604 --> 00:30:20,564 Okay! 554 00:30:21,414 --> 00:30:22,594 What are we going to do ? 555 00:30:22,595 --> 00:30:24,102 - I have an idea. - Than? 556 00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:26,341 - Turn the parking brake. - Than? 557 00:30:26,342 --> 00:30:28,187 Turned left, put freo hand... 558 00:30:28,188 --> 00:30:30,107 do 180, cross the line and step. 559 00:30:30,108 --> 00:30:32,832 - Do you know, Dad? - Vin Diesel can Yeah, me too. 560 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:35,279 You think like Vin Diesel? - Hold on! 561 00:30:46,183 --> 00:30:48,050 Not trying to do that. 562 00:30:48,434 --> 00:30:50,341 - Are you all right? - Fuck! 563 00:31:00,836 --> 00:31:01,975 Start, Dad! 564 00:31:01,976 --> 00:31:02,934 God. 565 00:31:22,175 --> 00:31:23,204 Shit! 566 00:31:23,588 --> 00:31:24,591 Damn. 567 00:31:33,322 --> 00:31:35,873 Well, guys. This is yours. 568 00:31:35,874 --> 00:31:37,027 The two mine! 569 00:31:37,028 --> 00:31:38,424 A bed is yours. 570 00:31:38,617 --> 00:31:40,906 If you need anything we will be next. 571 00:31:41,002 --> 00:31:44,135 I saw a jacuzzi. Can I take a bath? 572 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:46,478 Yes, of course.. 573 00:31:46,479 --> 00:31:48,221 But if someone tries to get on a car... 574 00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:50,670 give them a good scratch, as I taught you. 575 00:31:50,671 --> 00:31:52,631 - I will. - All right. Good Guy. 576 00:31:52,632 --> 00:31:53,592 Thanks. 577 00:31:54,991 --> 00:31:56,149 So... 578 00:31:56,341 --> 00:32:00,836 why you never told me that Debbie -anything ago? 579 00:32:01,124 --> 00:32:02,755 Come on, it happened so long ago. 580 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,935 But it's part of who you are. 581 00:32:05,225 --> 00:32:07,124 I want to know everything about you. 582 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:10,510 Okay, that's fair. What do you want to know? 583 00:32:10,511 --> 00:32:12,234 How many slept before me? 584 00:32:12,235 --> 00:32:13,846 No, no, no. 585 00:32:14,751 --> 00:32:16,115 Come on. 586 00:32:16,116 --> 00:32:18,000 Come on. That is not important. 587 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,461 - I know, but... - You really need to know? 588 00:32:20,653 --> 00:32:22,569 - Just... - Okay. 589 00:32:22,570 --> 00:32:24,151 - Curious. - It's okay. 590 00:32:25,608 --> 00:32:27,272 Here. 591 00:32:31,033 --> 00:32:32,532 And then... 592 00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:34,963 You're taking a while. 593 00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:37,010 Okay then, like... 594 00:32:38,305 --> 00:32:39,527 - Tr... - Three. 595 00:32:39,623 --> 00:32:40,584 Three! 596 00:32:40,873 --> 00:32:43,894 That's comforting. Like me. 597 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,969 No. I said three. 598 00:32:47,057 --> 00:32:49,170 Thirteen? ¿Thirteen? 599 00:32:49,171 --> 00:32:50,131 No. 600 00:32:50,132 --> 00:32:51,341 And three non? 601 00:32:51,342 --> 00:32:52,425 Thirty. 602 00:32:52,426 --> 00:32:53,386 Thirty! 603 00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,837 Go! Heaven. 604 00:32:55,838 --> 00:32:58,272 Now I feel you judge me. 605 00:32:58,273 --> 00:32:59,526 I judge myself. 606 00:33:00,392 --> 00:33:03,376 Your number is much greater than mine. 607 00:33:03,377 --> 00:33:06,645 Is a large number. but it does not matter. Honey, it does not matter. 608 00:33:06,646 --> 00:33:09,670 're Great. I am a loser. 609 00:33:09,671 --> 00:33:11,923 You're not a loser. According? 610 00:33:11,924 --> 00:33:15,756 Yes! because I had to work hard to get those three. 611 00:33:17,136 --> 00:33:20,434 I had to look after the grandfather of Jenny earn it for months before. 612 00:33:20,628 --> 00:33:22,396 And he was racist. 613 00:33:22,397 --> 00:33:23,357 Do not look at me. 614 00:33:23,357 --> 00:33:25,251 At the time, it was crazy. 615 00:33:25,252 --> 00:33:28,556 It was completely immature, last stripe... 616 00:33:28,557 --> 00:33:31,378 And really free with my body... 617 00:33:31,379 --> 00:33:33,197 and I am not. 618 00:33:33,582 --> 00:33:34,806 We are not like that. 619 00:33:34,807 --> 00:33:37,962 Well, we're pretty free with our bodies . 620 00:33:37,963 --> 00:33:39,270 But you must admit... 621 00:33:39,271 --> 00:33:40,859 I think we came back... 622 00:33:41,824 --> 00:33:46,192 less free with our bodies. 623 00:33:46,288 --> 00:33:48,520 We have weekly sex with our bodies. 624 00:33:48,521 --> 00:33:50,097 Yes, but... 625 00:33:50,098 --> 00:33:53,312 I mean, he became a little routine, honey. 626 00:33:53,409 --> 00:33:57,464 Always turn on the same aromatic candle and all that. 627 00:33:57,561 --> 00:34:02,222 I do not know, it would be nice vary slightly from time to time. 628 00:34:02,223 --> 00:34:03,183 Yes? 629 00:34:03,184 --> 00:34:04,144 It is not serious. 630 00:34:04,145 --> 00:34:06,222 I'll go take a shower. Yes? 631 00:34:06,223 --> 00:34:07,712 I'll shower with you. 632 00:34:10,286 --> 00:34:11,507 We will have sex. 633 00:34:11,796 --> 00:34:13,262 Yes! In the shower. 634 00:34:13,935 --> 00:34:17,377 Are we free with our body, Debbie-ago-anything? 635 00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:19,368 - I like that. - Yes 636 00:34:19,561 --> 00:34:20,616 Russ.. 637 00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:24,882 Beware that you can not drop the soap. 638 00:34:25,075 --> 00:34:26,323 No. 639 00:34:28,147 --> 00:34:29,738 What? 640 00:34:30,283 --> 00:34:32,318 It's fun and different. 641 00:34:32,319 --> 00:34:33,509 I know. It is. 642 00:34:33,702 --> 00:34:36,403 You're so cute when you exist. 643 00:34:37,614 --> 00:34:40,096 You're always so tender. 644 00:34:40,767 --> 00:34:41,854 Honey. 645 00:34:44,678 --> 00:34:47,082 Shit! Are these mushrooms? 646 00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:49,178 Someone blew his head off? 647 00:34:49,179 --> 00:34:50,139 God. 648 00:34:50,909 --> 00:34:52,514 Should we...? 649 00:34:52,515 --> 00:34:54,197 Should hitting or...? 650 00:34:55,425 --> 00:34:56,515 No, right? 651 00:34:57,188 --> 00:34:59,945 Yes I'll see if there's anything how clean. 652 00:35:00,714 --> 00:35:02,975 Maybe the maid left a... 653 00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:05,101 Well, there's a sponge. 654 00:35:05,724 --> 00:35:06,695 I'll... 655 00:35:07,176 --> 00:35:08,739 - Russ. . - Yes 656 00:35:08,836 --> 00:35:10,306 Not sponge. 657 00:35:10,307 --> 00:35:11,930 It is a ball of pubic hair. 658 00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:15,961 - My God. - It's both. 659 00:35:15,962 --> 00:35:19,274 Who has so much pubic hair? It is not even possible. 660 00:35:19,275 --> 00:35:21,373 No one person. Are different colors. 661 00:35:22,988 --> 00:35:24,964 They are like 30 different types. 662 00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:26,884 Shut up, Russ. 663 00:35:27,078 --> 00:35:28,538 No. Sorry. 664 00:35:29,402 --> 00:35:31,644 By the curtained windows 665 00:35:31,645 --> 00:35:35,866 At night In a Friday night 666 00:35:37,210 --> 00:35:40,334 A little light shining through the window 667 00:35:40,335 --> 00:35:45,039 I do know that everything Will well 668 00:35:46,214 --> 00:35:50,417 The summer breeze makes me feel good 669 00:35:50,418 --> 00:35:54,302 Blowing through the jasmine in me... 670 00:35:54,303 --> 00:35:55,285 're good. 671 00:35:56,055 --> 00:35:57,013 God! 672 00:35:58,307 --> 00:35:59,398 Sorry. 673 00:36:01,031 --> 00:36:02,799 Not want to scare you. 674 00:36:03,799 --> 00:36:05,428 - Hello. - Hello. 675 00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:06,659 Were going in the Jeep. 676 00:36:06,853 --> 00:36:09,095 And you, in that plastic bag. 677 00:36:09,576 --> 00:36:11,702 ... If my stupid brother. 678 00:36:11,798 --> 00:36:13,892 If older brothers stink. 679 00:36:13,893 --> 00:36:14,854 No. 680 00:36:14,855 --> 00:36:16,737 Yes, higher. 681 00:36:17,121 --> 00:36:18,257 'm Adena. 682 00:36:18,832 --> 00:36:19,793 James. 683 00:36:20,341 --> 00:36:21,767 I penis. 684 00:36:21,768 --> 00:36:22,728 What? 685 00:36:22,729 --> 00:36:23,689 Says and your guitar. 686 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,399 - The same brother. - What a jerk. 687 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,360 Yes 688 00:36:29,004 --> 00:36:30,022 Do you want to get you? 689 00:36:30,695 --> 00:36:31,976 Totally. 690 00:36:32,939 --> 00:36:34,795 Well, what have we here? 691 00:36:35,084 --> 00:36:37,506 A Romeo and Juliet situation? 692 00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:41,692 My name is Russ. Nice to meet you. 693 00:36:42,628 --> 00:36:45,674 I'm just a stranger who are passing. 694 00:36:45,963 --> 00:36:49,362 But I can not help but notice how handsome is this young man. 695 00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:51,257 What is your story? Do you have a girlfriend? 696 00:36:51,258 --> 00:36:52,217 No. 697 00:36:52,218 --> 00:36:54,583 What? You do not have a girlfriend? 698 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,921 So cute guy? Someone should steal. 699 00:36:57,922 --> 00:36:59,652 - Should I call the police? - No. 700 00:36:59,748 --> 00:37:01,291 and plays guitar. 701 00:37:01,292 --> 00:37:02,574 The perfect guy! 702 00:37:03,391 --> 00:37:04,350 Display your muscles. 703 00:37:04,351 --> 00:37:06,116 - Do it! - Brother, no... 704 00:37:06,117 --> 00:37:07,696 Take off your shirt. Shows muscle. 705 00:37:07,697 --> 00:37:09,518 - I will not. - Do not be shy. 706 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:11,234 - Show us how you train. - It's okay. 707 00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:13,964 Should go. 708 00:37:15,377 --> 00:37:17,180 Are you sure you're okay? 709 00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:18,791 I think so. 710 00:37:19,081 --> 00:37:20,038 Okay. 711 00:37:23,048 --> 00:37:24,007 Goodbye. 712 00:37:24,961 --> 00:37:25,975 Damn. 713 00:37:26,071 --> 00:37:27,886 Dad, why did you do that? 714 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,575 I saw you talking to her, I wanted to help. 715 00:37:30,576 --> 00:37:32,280 He did not need help. 716 00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:36,057 - It seems so. She left. - Because you came... 717 00:37:36,058 --> 00:37:38,231 know James, when I was your age... 718 00:37:38,232 --> 00:37:41,584 Grandpa Clark I sat and had a chat. 719 00:37:42,353 --> 00:37:46,966 Verte with that girl, I did see not yet had that talk. 720 00:37:46,967 --> 00:37:48,522 - It is not necessary. - Do not? 721 00:37:48,523 --> 00:37:50,406 Come on, I know it's uncomfortable... 722 00:37:50,407 --> 00:37:55,263 but would be uncomfortable being intimate with a girl know if... 723 00:37:55,264 --> 00:37:56,603 where everything goes. 724 00:37:56,604 --> 00:37:57,587 I know where to go. 725 00:37:57,588 --> 00:37:58,548 Yes? 726 00:37:58,549 --> 00:37:59,510 - Are you sure? - Yes. 727 00:37:59,990 --> 00:38:01,798 Oh yeah? It's okay. 728 00:38:02,182 --> 00:38:07,157 I just want you to know I'm to answer whatever you want. 729 00:38:07,158 --> 00:38:09,035 For more uncomfortable it may seem. 730 00:38:11,681 --> 00:38:13,075 Okay. 731 00:38:13,076 --> 00:38:15,710 - Yes, fine. Here it goes. - It's okay. 732 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,437 Some school boys spoke of... 733 00:38:21,052 --> 00:38:22,364 black kiss. 734 00:38:22,653 --> 00:38:25,074 What is that? What is black kiss? 735 00:38:25,362 --> 00:38:27,450 - Black kiss. . - Yes 736 00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:28,841 SO BE-NE-GRO? 737 00:38:31,453 --> 00:38:33,140 Black Kiss. Country of origin. 738 00:38:33,429 --> 00:38:35,527 I do not know, United States. 739 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,171 You tell me in one sentence? 740 00:38:38,491 --> 00:38:40,242 What is a black kiss, dad? 741 00:38:42,074 --> 00:38:44,273 Well, black kiss. 742 00:38:44,467 --> 00:38:47,433 I guess it's kissing someone mouth shut. 743 00:38:47,851 --> 00:38:50,143 Yes? You just use the edge of his mouth shut. 744 00:38:51,310 --> 00:38:53,237 - Is that all? - Insurance. 745 00:38:53,430 --> 00:38:55,994 I thought it was something much more dirty. 746 00:38:55,995 --> 00:38:57,689 No, what else could it be? 747 00:38:58,717 --> 00:38:59,935 Further questions? 748 00:38:59,936 --> 00:39:01,081 I think not. 749 00:39:01,466 --> 00:39:02,884 Good talk, James. 750 00:39:06,159 --> 00:39:08,239 Hope you're not too old for Dad you from... 751 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,737 a good black kiss goodnight . 752 00:39:16,217 --> 00:39:18,451 WELCOME TO THE NATURAL STATE Arkansas 753 00:40:17,682 --> 00:40:20,023 480 KM DALLAS HOUSTON 660 km 754 00:40:21,776 --> 00:40:24,349 arrive home from Aunt Audrey before dinner. 755 00:40:24,350 --> 00:40:25,940 Will Uncle Stone? 756 00:40:26,228 --> 00:40:27,686 Yes, I suppose so. 757 00:40:27,687 --> 00:40:30,617 - Uncle Stone is great. - Why is celebrity. 758 00:40:31,624 --> 00:40:33,469 Not exactly a celebrity. 759 00:40:33,662 --> 00:40:35,695 Da weather forecast. 760 00:40:35,696 --> 00:40:38,900 Audrey said chains are interested in it. 761 00:40:38,901 --> 00:40:39,862 - Yes? . - Yes 762 00:40:39,863 --> 00:40:41,035 I'm happy for him. 763 00:40:41,036 --> 00:40:43,704 Mom, Uncle Stone let me ride your horse? 764 00:40:43,705 --> 00:40:44,760 I do not see why not. 765 00:40:44,761 --> 00:40:46,828 - Can I fire their weapons? - No you can not. 766 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:51,023 Pity. I would have gone down the fucking horse shot. 767 00:40:52,681 --> 00:40:56,192 I never imagined that my sister would marry such conservative. 768 00:40:56,769 --> 00:41:01,143 That Stone has no our political ideas, it does not make it cute. 769 00:41:01,144 --> 00:41:02,197 I mean... 770 00:41:02,391 --> 00:41:03,816 Linda person. 771 00:41:06,112 --> 00:41:07,897 - You said it! - Honey... 772 00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:08,859 Look at that! 773 00:41:08,859 --> 00:41:11,882 Hot Springs. We always wanted to go. 774 00:41:11,883 --> 00:41:13,479 Honey, get home late Audrey . 775 00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:15,398 Few minutes later. 776 00:41:15,785 --> 00:41:19,173 're On vacation, right? Let's have some fun. 777 00:41:20,518 --> 00:41:21,511 Okay. 778 00:41:28,588 --> 00:41:31,060 - Look at that row. - This will be eternal. 779 00:41:31,061 --> 00:41:33,928 Come on, guys. How many times can we get wet in hot water? 780 00:41:34,121 --> 00:41:36,029 Every time you bathe. 781 00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:38,607 No. This is different. Is natural. 782 00:41:38,608 --> 00:41:40,819 Hot water of the womb of Mother Nature. 783 00:41:40,820 --> 00:41:42,068 Yuck. 784 00:41:42,453 --> 00:41:44,372 There must be another entrance. 785 00:41:45,335 --> 00:41:47,830 I'll ask this gentleman. Sure you know. 786 00:41:48,022 --> 00:41:49,309 Excuse me, sir. 787 00:41:49,597 --> 00:41:51,085 - Hello. - Hello. 788 00:41:51,182 --> 00:41:55,170 We wondered if there another entry to the baths. 789 00:41:55,268 --> 00:41:57,440 The secret entrance used by the locals? 790 00:41:57,441 --> 00:41:59,786 The line is long at this time of year. 791 00:41:59,787 --> 00:42:01,157 Yeah, sure. 792 00:42:01,542 --> 00:42:03,084 They say they will do. 793 00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:06,321 See that dirt road? On the left? 794 00:42:06,322 --> 00:42:07,248 Yes. 795 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,798 If it continues to the end, will take you to the hot springs. 796 00:42:10,798 --> 00:42:13,127 Okay. perfect. Thank you. 797 00:42:13,128 --> 00:42:16,053 No, sure. Enjoy it. 798 00:42:16,150 --> 00:42:17,327 We will! 799 00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:19,801 How you call your pet rat? 800 00:42:19,802 --> 00:42:20,922 My pet? 801 00:42:22,224 --> 00:42:23,903 What the fuck? What the fuck? 802 00:42:25,298 --> 00:42:26,430 I do not know. 803 00:42:36,770 --> 00:42:40,397 Honey, are you sure? No one comes here. 804 00:42:40,686 --> 00:42:44,835 Most people have closed mind. 805 00:42:45,124 --> 00:42:47,634 But who has an open mind? 806 00:42:47,635 --> 00:42:48,595 Uncle Stone? 807 00:42:49,556 --> 00:42:51,774 I. your father. 808 00:42:56,711 --> 00:42:59,400 Honey, I see no therm. 809 00:42:59,401 --> 00:43:02,792 The guy said they were at the end of the road. 810 00:43:02,792 --> 00:43:05,630 The type not know I had a rat on her shoulder, so... 811 00:43:05,823 --> 00:43:06,878 ..no know. 812 00:43:06,879 --> 00:43:07,936 One moment. 813 00:43:15,954 --> 00:43:18,927 Honey. This is beautiful. 814 00:43:18,928 --> 00:43:20,929 - It is, is not it? - Yes 815 00:43:22,422 --> 00:43:23,586 All right, everybody.. 816 00:43:23,587 --> 00:43:26,194 In their swimsuits. Now! 817 00:43:27,758 --> 00:43:30,895 It Looks like we found our private baths. 818 00:43:31,665 --> 00:43:34,907 Let us call them. "Termas Griswold". 819 00:43:36,213 --> 00:43:38,771 - The water is perfect. - OMG. Cute. 820 00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:40,921 Why rotten egg? 821 00:43:40,922 --> 00:43:43,819 It Is sulfate, buddy. Natural. - Yes 822 00:43:43,819 --> 00:43:45,333 And it very well.. 823 00:43:45,334 --> 00:43:48,120 Actually. The minerals in this mud... 824 00:43:48,314 --> 00:43:50,724 remove toxins from the body. 825 00:43:50,725 --> 00:43:51,946 Can you believe it? 826 00:43:51,947 --> 00:43:52,906 Great, right? 827 00:43:56,596 --> 00:43:57,776 Go... 828 00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:02,099 This is perfect. 829 00:44:02,483 --> 00:44:04,318 It is just what we needed. 830 00:44:04,415 --> 00:44:06,755 Yes Good idea, Griswold.. 831 00:44:07,163 --> 00:44:11,403 BLACK WATER HAZARD 832 00:44:11,404 --> 00:44:13,555 - If that's. - That's. That's. 833 00:44:13,556 --> 00:44:16,032 I feel like my body is detoxified. 834 00:44:20,654 --> 00:44:21,615 You know... 835 00:44:22,934 --> 00:44:26,356 tastes like shit, but I that is so. It's okay. 836 00:44:26,357 --> 00:44:27,478 This is wonderful. 837 00:44:32,422 --> 00:44:34,642 This is life! 838 00:44:35,946 --> 00:44:37,020 What's that honey? 839 00:44:37,021 --> 00:44:38,403 Ear. What you got in your ear? 840 00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:39,669 What is it? 841 00:44:41,522 --> 00:44:42,633 An ear! 842 00:44:44,452 --> 00:44:46,281 James. A dart. 843 00:44:46,762 --> 00:44:47,860 Are you crazy? 844 00:44:47,861 --> 00:44:50,147 My God! Everybody out Termas Griswold! 845 00:44:50,761 --> 00:44:52,294 - It's poop! - It's disgusting! 846 00:44:55,495 --> 00:44:57,233 I do not like Griswold Termas. 847 00:44:58,235 --> 00:44:59,539 Is the car alarm? 848 00:45:01,698 --> 00:45:02,658 What? 849 00:45:03,815 --> 00:45:06,936 Why the villager said he had thieves around here? 850 00:45:08,845 --> 00:45:09,806 Course. 851 00:45:10,944 --> 00:45:12,105 My guitar. 852 00:45:12,106 --> 00:45:14,110 God. took all the money Russ. 853 00:45:14,111 --> 00:45:16,007 Good. Not the best situation. 854 00:45:16,008 --> 00:45:17,148 But hey... 855 00:45:17,149 --> 00:45:18,534 He left your book. 856 00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:22,457 So the last, laughs best. 857 00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:23,465 Really, darling? 858 00:45:23,466 --> 00:45:25,560 Naked and covered in human excrement. 859 00:45:25,561 --> 00:45:27,918 Come on, honey. Do not know if it's human. 860 00:45:33,178 --> 00:45:35,883 Plano Texas 861 00:45:35,884 --> 00:45:37,249 That's so embarrassing. 862 00:45:37,250 --> 00:45:38,819 I feel like the family your cousin Eddie. 863 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:42,093 It's not that serious. Will tell Audrey Stone and what happened. 864 00:45:42,287 --> 00:45:43,771 Guys, do you remember what happened? 865 00:45:43,965 --> 00:45:46,685 We saved a baby from a burning car. 866 00:45:46,686 --> 00:45:49,536 Y someone robbed us all when we got distracted. 867 00:45:49,537 --> 00:45:51,867 Why we are naked and covered in feces ? 868 00:45:52,156 --> 00:45:53,521 I do not remember. 869 00:45:53,714 --> 00:45:55,915 Right. We do not remember. 870 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,880 God. 871 00:46:16,598 --> 00:46:18,200 Please. 872 00:46:21,103 --> 00:46:23,764 - What do we do? - You give me a hand? Please. 873 00:46:23,957 --> 00:46:24,918 Just... 874 00:46:25,638 --> 00:46:26,598 Yes 875 00:46:26,887 --> 00:46:27,848 God. 876 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:31,043 - I can not. No sale. - Use your saliva. 877 00:46:31,044 --> 00:46:32,004 Okay. 878 00:46:33,461 --> 00:46:34,746 Focus on the balls. 879 00:46:34,747 --> 00:46:36,440 If they wanted to stop it would be nice also. 880 00:46:38,905 --> 00:46:40,837 Follow balls. I have the penis 881 00:46:41,614 --> 00:46:42,892 Hi all! 882 00:46:43,277 --> 00:46:44,966 God. Hello! 883 00:46:45,351 --> 00:46:46,628 What happened? 884 00:46:46,930 --> 00:46:48,473 Well, it's... 885 00:46:48,474 --> 00:46:50,381 It's a crazy story. 886 00:46:50,382 --> 00:46:52,270 A dad cheated a type. 887 00:46:52,271 --> 00:46:54,562 - Kevin! - Rusty always the same. 888 00:46:54,563 --> 00:46:56,318 Would buy water from a faucet. 889 00:47:00,154 --> 00:47:02,017 Well, they suck. 890 00:47:02,018 --> 00:47:05,244 I have clothes to donate to the church... 891 00:47:05,245 --> 00:47:06,827 if they want to pay them. 892 00:47:06,828 --> 00:47:09,117 - Great. Thanks Audrey. - Go. 893 00:47:09,791 --> 00:47:11,647 Heaven, stink. 894 00:47:15,420 --> 00:47:16,944 I do not like. 895 00:47:18,207 --> 00:47:21,354 This place makes our house look shit. 896 00:47:21,355 --> 00:47:26,312 Well, Kevin, that's because one US dollar goes further here than in Chicago. 897 00:47:26,985 --> 00:47:29,173 Especially when you win more. 898 00:47:30,655 --> 00:47:31,881 Just kidding you. 899 00:47:31,978 --> 00:47:35,438 You guys grow faster boil under a faucet. 900 00:47:35,439 --> 00:47:36,668 Still struggles? 901 00:47:37,469 --> 00:47:39,104 Come on. Show me what you got. 902 00:47:43,296 --> 00:47:45,256 Kevin. Let your brother, please. 903 00:47:45,353 --> 00:47:48,380 They're just fighting. That brothers do. 904 00:47:49,053 --> 00:47:50,208 Look at you guys. 905 00:47:50,209 --> 00:47:53,937 What good. Debbie Griswoid. More and more beautiful. 906 00:47:53,938 --> 00:47:56,006 - Basta. - I'm serious. 907 00:47:56,199 --> 00:47:59,361 Hot You'd come out of cold tap water. 908 00:48:01,637 --> 00:48:02,597 How sweet. 909 00:48:02,598 --> 00:48:04,783 I remember the night that estrenaste that dress. 910 00:48:05,168 --> 00:48:07,792 - Do you remember that night? - I remember that night. 911 00:48:07,888 --> 00:48:10,568 - I'll never forget that night. - I do not either, baby. 912 00:48:10,568 --> 00:48:12,140 're My damn husband. 913 00:48:12,141 --> 00:48:14,379 You bet. I am your caveman. 914 00:48:15,109 --> 00:48:17,065 I'll break in two. 915 00:48:17,737 --> 00:48:20,147 I want to have all your babies. 916 00:48:21,036 --> 00:48:21,995 Baby. 917 00:48:24,407 --> 00:48:26,562 I got the damn lottery you. 918 00:48:26,563 --> 00:48:28,311 God, what I'll do tonight. 919 00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:32,494 Who wants to see the game room of Stone? 920 00:48:34,017 --> 00:48:34,977 Yes 921 00:48:35,362 --> 00:48:36,849 Is Charlton Heston? 922 00:48:36,850 --> 00:48:39,196 Yes Chuck was a good friend. 923 00:48:39,197 --> 00:48:42,294 I do not know; few nights spent drinking whiskey together... 924 00:48:42,295 --> 00:48:44,382 and crying by the state of the country. 925 00:48:44,383 --> 00:48:47,173 True. Literally they wept together. 926 00:48:47,367 --> 00:48:50,225 No I imagine crying, Stone. 927 00:48:50,226 --> 00:48:51,640 Yes, that... 928 00:48:51,737 --> 00:48:53,632 It's embarrassing, right? 929 00:48:54,210 --> 00:48:55,894 It's not embarrassing to me. 930 00:48:55,992 --> 00:48:59,096 Sometimes even the strongest tap lets out a few drops. 931 00:48:59,097 --> 00:49:01,260 What you have with the taps? 932 00:49:01,261 --> 00:49:04,566 Everyone thought the tornado dodge the county. 933 00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:05,658 My Stone no. 934 00:49:05,659 --> 00:49:10,329 I thought the low pressure system go straight to Mission Bend. 935 00:49:10,714 --> 00:49:15,006 Thanks to my report, that people had more 15 minutes to evacuate. 936 00:49:15,103 --> 00:49:18,467 Governor Perry said that saved 2,000 lives. 937 00:49:18,468 --> 00:49:20,937 The amount we lost at Pearl Harbor... 938 00:49:20,938 --> 00:49:24,264 so basically avoided Pearl Harbor. 939 00:49:24,265 --> 00:49:25,862 They knock the national news. 940 00:49:25,863 --> 00:49:27,016 Between us... 941 00:49:27,112 --> 00:49:28,501 Looks good. No honey? 942 00:49:30,471 --> 00:49:32,787 Nothing of this would have been possible without my sweet mom. 943 00:49:32,884 --> 00:49:34,389 More sugar mommy. 944 00:49:34,390 --> 00:49:37,208 Work for me to study meteorology. 945 00:49:37,209 --> 00:49:40,427 I liked working, baby. She did not bother me one bit. 946 00:49:40,427 --> 00:49:41,913 You'll never have to, dear. 947 00:49:42,010 --> 00:49:44,028 But it gave me a target. 948 00:49:44,029 --> 00:49:45,616 Never again. It is a promise. 949 00:49:47,471 --> 00:49:49,877 Valla. Stone Uncle, do not share your political views... 950 00:49:49,878 --> 00:49:51,797 but also I admire you. 951 00:49:51,798 --> 00:49:53,129 Thanks, James. 952 00:49:53,130 --> 00:49:56,237 But the man you admire most , is sitting next to you. 953 00:49:56,238 --> 00:49:58,464 But no one. 954 00:49:58,945 --> 00:50:01,374 I do not speak of that chair. I mean your dad. 955 00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:02,334 Okay. 956 00:50:02,527 --> 00:50:04,155 He has not saved lives. 957 00:50:04,156 --> 00:50:05,115 No? 958 00:50:05,309 --> 00:50:09,484 Every time piloting a small plane, saves lives by not crashing. 959 00:50:09,485 --> 00:50:10,685 And for me... 960 00:50:10,973 --> 00:50:12,245 makes him a hero. 961 00:50:12,822 --> 00:50:13,905 Thanks. 962 00:50:14,460 --> 00:50:15,748 Many people... 963 00:50:15,748 --> 00:50:17,581 Not to mention that also was achieved... 964 00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:20,095 this cute sweet pastry, his mother. 965 00:50:20,192 --> 00:50:22,907 Gotta stop doing that. Basta. 966 00:50:23,388 --> 00:50:25,704 I always wanted to know... 967 00:50:26,569 --> 00:50:29,329 when did the first time? 968 00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:32,886 - You all right, Deb? - Than? 969 00:50:32,887 --> 00:50:34,232 Hey! There is a cow! 970 00:50:35,015 --> 00:50:36,959 There is a cow is a halter. 971 00:50:37,249 --> 00:50:41,563 Here's $ 6.000 and pure juicy Angus beef. 972 00:50:41,853 --> 00:50:45,516 Raising cattle, new passion Stone. To put them name. 973 00:50:46,675 --> 00:50:49,176 The old Sebastian loves the ribs. 974 00:50:49,177 --> 00:50:50,425 Here. 975 00:50:50,426 --> 00:50:51,385 Yes 976 00:50:51,771 --> 00:50:53,176 Well, it is. 977 00:50:54,948 --> 00:50:56,229 Dad, is not that...? 978 00:50:56,230 --> 00:50:57,670 Cannibalism? Yes 979 00:50:57,670 --> 00:50:59,680 If you want to get up early tomorrow. 980 00:50:59,681 --> 00:51:01,816 Arriarlos can see me in the pen. 981 00:51:02,413 --> 00:51:03,614 One moment. 982 00:51:03,614 --> 00:51:05,387 Do arrias alone? 983 00:51:05,581 --> 00:51:06,818 I am a man, right? 984 00:51:06,819 --> 00:51:07,779 Yes. 985 00:51:09,095 --> 00:51:12,749 Stone, if you know if you need a hand, but I would love to help. 986 00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:13,709 Sure, Russ. 987 00:51:13,710 --> 00:51:16,291 Always good an extra pair of hands. 988 00:51:16,292 --> 00:51:18,966 Well, I was born with a extra pair of hands. 989 00:51:20,438 --> 00:51:21,874 What a strange thing to say. 990 00:51:22,834 --> 00:51:25,321 But that will be the highlight of your trip. 991 00:51:25,322 --> 00:51:28,570 The real highlight, of course, will get to Walley World... 992 00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:32,178 and take my family Velociraptor. 993 00:51:32,686 --> 00:51:34,381 It seems so weird. 994 00:51:34,382 --> 00:51:37,994 I do not know why you want to return if Dad went crazy there. 995 00:51:37,995 --> 00:51:42,243 Aundrey, Dad mad because we loved and wanted us to be together. 996 00:51:42,244 --> 00:51:43,203 And we are. 997 00:51:43,397 --> 00:51:45,446 And just that I want for my family. 998 00:51:46,976 --> 00:51:48,284 're So clown. 999 00:51:48,285 --> 00:51:49,226 You're the clown. 1000 00:51:49,227 --> 00:51:51,359 Baby, I think Rusty right. 1001 00:51:51,456 --> 00:51:55,485 The family is the most important thing . 1002 00:51:55,774 --> 00:51:57,310 Have one thing... 1003 00:52:00,393 --> 00:52:02,737 Maybe we travel with baby Cooper this summer. 1004 00:52:02,738 --> 00:52:05,434 - Not to Walley World. God, no. 1005 00:52:05,435 --> 00:52:07,023 - Would be stupid. - It would be stupid. 1006 00:52:07,121 --> 00:52:08,346 What about Paris? 1007 00:52:08,442 --> 00:52:09,503 Oui 1008 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,089 Oui oui oui 1009 00:52:11,186 --> 00:52:13,712 And again, I can get part-time job? 1010 00:52:13,713 --> 00:52:15,973 Not while breathe, honey. 1011 00:52:21,253 --> 00:52:24,067 Honey, I'm very happy for your sister . 1012 00:52:24,068 --> 00:52:25,125 - Yes? - Really. 1013 00:52:25,126 --> 00:52:27,271 She and Stone seem very much in love. 1014 00:52:27,272 --> 00:52:28,231 It's nice. 1015 00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:31,225 The pants that gave me Stone is stretched in the crotch. 1016 00:52:31,226 --> 00:52:33,206 How strange. Why would I be? 1017 00:52:33,207 --> 00:52:34,551 - God. I do not know. - Fuck. 1018 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,799 How much they paid for this house? 1019 00:52:38,139 --> 00:52:39,098 Go. 1020 00:52:39,963 --> 00:52:41,189 Okay. 1021 00:52:41,190 --> 00:52:42,247 Go. 1022 00:52:42,248 --> 00:52:43,977 Do I see if Aundrey has a scented candle? 1023 00:52:43,978 --> 00:52:45,736 Fuck that. I want to do it now. 1024 00:52:47,715 --> 00:52:50,996 - God, you're so sexy. OMG. - What grabbed you? 1025 00:52:52,072 --> 00:52:53,518 What? What, what? 1026 00:52:53,806 --> 00:52:55,681 That's him, right? 1027 00:52:55,682 --> 00:52:57,201 What? Who? 1028 00:52:57,682 --> 00:52:58,828 By whom? 1029 00:52:59,404 --> 00:53:01,028 It is by Stone. 1030 00:53:01,029 --> 00:53:01,988 What? 1031 00:53:01,989 --> 00:53:03,448 Why you want sex! 1032 00:53:03,449 --> 00:53:04,399 You think about it! 1033 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,551 That's ridiculous. 1034 00:53:05,552 --> 00:53:07,571 Why just we are with him...? 1035 00:53:07,572 --> 00:53:09,680 You become a sexual character? 1036 00:53:09,681 --> 00:53:11,658 Pretend I do not know why, but I tell you- 1037 00:53:11,659 --> 00:53:13,131 And your wedding ring? 1038 00:53:13,887 --> 00:53:14,869 God. 1039 00:53:14,870 --> 00:53:17,114 You did you get the ring? 1040 00:53:17,115 --> 00:53:18,899 No Rusty! I am left loose. 1041 00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:20,472 Do you remember that? 1042 00:53:20,568 --> 00:53:22,563 He must have gone somewhere. 1043 00:53:22,564 --> 00:53:23,653 What was the plan, Deb? 1044 00:53:23,654 --> 00:53:25,405 What you believe he single? 1045 00:53:25,406 --> 00:53:28,434 How maiden I believe with husband and two children? 1046 00:53:28,435 --> 00:53:30,538 - I do not know. It was your plan. - It was not my plan... 1047 00:53:30,731 --> 00:53:31,785 Okay. 1048 00:53:33,232 --> 00:53:37,135 Yes Stone is an impressive man. 1049 00:53:37,136 --> 00:53:38,095 Right? 1050 00:53:38,288 --> 00:53:40,298 But I married you, Rusty. 1051 00:53:40,490 --> 00:53:42,882 And I'm so sorry to have lost my ring... 1052 00:53:42,883 --> 00:53:45,775 but I never, ever wanted to remove me on purpose. 1053 00:53:49,029 --> 00:53:51,105 I know. I know, I just... 1054 00:53:53,535 --> 00:53:55,583 I went crazy. I'm sorry. I... 1055 00:53:56,917 --> 00:53:58,362 'll buy another ring. 1056 00:53:58,363 --> 00:53:59,811 I liked that. 1057 00:54:02,646 --> 00:54:04,047 Hello! Are they presentable? 1058 00:54:04,048 --> 00:54:05,226 - Yes Hello.. - Hello. 1059 00:54:05,227 --> 00:54:08,529 Just I wanted to make sure you have everything you need. 1060 00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:11,241 Yes 1061 00:54:11,914 --> 00:54:12,874 Okay. 1062 00:54:13,995 --> 00:54:16,671 This place is beautiful this time of year, right? 1063 00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:19,912 And silent. Listen. 1064 00:54:20,971 --> 00:54:22,078 Did you hear that? 1065 00:54:24,276 --> 00:54:25,744 - No. - Exactly. 1066 00:54:25,745 --> 00:54:27,126 Perfect silence. 1067 00:54:28,488 --> 00:54:30,551 Yes, yes. 1068 00:54:32,260 --> 00:54:34,414 TV remote control. I'll show you. 1069 00:54:34,607 --> 00:54:36,508 Have channels... 1070 00:54:36,797 --> 00:54:38,005 and volume. 1071 00:54:38,294 --> 00:54:40,133 On. Off. 1072 00:54:40,134 --> 00:54:41,935 - Quite clear. - Yes 1073 00:54:41,936 --> 00:54:43,847 - Yes - Great... 1074 00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:44,809 Okay. 1075 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,137 If you are thirsty, no milk in the fridge... 1076 00:54:51,333 --> 00:54:52,612 Have a good night. 1077 00:54:53,093 --> 00:54:54,053 Okay. 1078 00:54:54,245 --> 00:54:56,484 - Good night, Stone. - Good evening. 1079 00:54:59,967 --> 00:55:01,181 Heaven. 1080 00:55:04,442 --> 00:55:05,401 Okay. 1081 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,855 Only he came to show his abdomen. 1082 00:55:14,982 --> 00:55:16,163 Good morning! 1083 00:55:17,439 --> 00:55:18,406 Early. 1084 00:55:18,599 --> 00:55:20,435 Why are you doing this at 6 a.m.? 1085 00:55:20,436 --> 00:55:22,647 I have to be on the radio at 7:30... 1086 00:55:22,648 --> 00:55:24,998 time for the report of StoneCrandall AccuWather. 1087 00:55:26,110 --> 00:55:27,567 Have you ever uploaded to one of these? 1088 00:55:28,732 --> 00:55:30,022 No. Never. 1089 00:55:30,311 --> 00:55:34,980 But it should not be more complicated an Airbus A318. 1090 00:55:35,462 --> 00:55:37,140 Well, that's the spirit. 1091 00:55:37,429 --> 00:55:40,727 The key is to go ahead back along the pack. 1092 00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:43,170 Keep your distance. Should not scare them. 1093 00:55:43,747 --> 00:55:44,707 Understood. 1094 00:55:45,603 --> 00:55:46,564 Okay. 1095 00:55:48,236 --> 00:55:49,265 Have helmets? 1096 00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:51,560 I keep with tampons. 1097 00:55:52,041 --> 00:55:53,554 Only basic security. 1098 00:56:00,196 --> 00:56:01,730 It's exciting! 1099 00:56:01,924 --> 00:56:04,617 My favorite way to start the day! 1100 00:56:05,388 --> 00:56:07,375 And make love to your sister. 1101 00:56:07,568 --> 00:56:08,831 Thanks for that. 1102 00:56:12,269 --> 00:56:13,914 Come 1103 00:56:15,483 --> 00:56:17,514 Looks like we have a couple of rebels. 1104 00:56:17,802 --> 00:56:19,158 Take the left. 1105 00:56:19,159 --> 00:56:20,593 And I took the right. 1106 00:56:20,691 --> 00:56:22,393 Unless you need my help. 1107 00:56:22,586 --> 00:56:23,961 No, I think I can. 1108 00:56:23,962 --> 00:56:26,274 The last to reach the corral cowboy is wrong! 1109 00:56:32,010 --> 00:56:32,969 Come on! 1110 00:56:33,355 --> 00:56:35,775 Come on! Walking! Come on! 1111 00:56:44,947 --> 00:56:46,137 Hello! 1112 00:56:47,766 --> 00:56:49,232 Fuck! 1113 00:56:50,832 --> 00:56:51,976 My God! 1114 00:56:58,678 --> 00:56:59,909 Cow right? 1115 00:56:59,910 --> 00:57:02,615 The cow is not right, Russ. The walked through. 1116 00:57:03,386 --> 00:57:05,123 No, Sebastian. 1117 00:57:07,547 --> 00:57:08,508 Yuck. 1118 00:57:21,758 --> 00:57:22,751 Listen. 1119 00:57:23,825 --> 00:57:25,743 We could have lunch at a hamburger. 1120 00:57:26,223 --> 00:57:27,869 Know, like a... 1121 00:57:28,542 --> 00:57:31,289 One of those places where you buy from the car. 1122 00:57:33,017 --> 00:57:35,195 I do not know, Dad. I think we should... 1123 00:57:35,388 --> 00:57:37,755 "Res-pirar" a little. 1124 00:57:37,756 --> 00:57:40,294 - He was OK, James. - Well, enough, guys. 1125 00:57:40,295 --> 00:57:44,401 Dad hit a cow. "Follow-more" below. 1126 00:57:45,363 --> 00:57:46,330 I have one. 1127 00:57:46,331 --> 00:57:47,457 Yes? We hear. 1128 00:57:47,555 --> 00:57:49,457 James sucks. 1129 00:57:50,273 --> 00:57:51,732 Do not get the idea, buddy. 1130 00:57:58,731 --> 00:58:00,841 Dollhouse Collectibles Porcelain and Vinyl 1131 00:58:03,456 --> 00:58:05,366 FOUR CORNERS MONUMENT 1132 00:58:05,367 --> 00:58:07,848 HOSTERÍA MNARBLE CANYON ARIZONA 1133 00:58:18,886 --> 00:58:23,303 Wigwam Motel Holbrook, Arizona 1134 00:58:27,610 --> 00:58:29,169 Listen 1135 00:58:29,170 --> 00:58:30,272 What What? 1136 00:58:30,273 --> 00:58:31,718 - All right? - Yes. 1137 00:58:31,719 --> 00:58:33,356 - There's nothing wrong. - All right. 1138 00:58:33,357 --> 00:58:35,199 - What? - I have an idea. 1139 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,783 It sounds crazy, but hear me . 1140 00:58:37,784 --> 00:58:39,910 - Yes - Well.. 1141 00:58:40,390 --> 00:58:42,989 Is the Four Corners Monument... 1142 00:58:42,990 --> 00:58:45,803 which is the point where four states come together . 1143 00:58:45,996 --> 00:58:46,957 What? 1144 00:58:46,958 --> 00:58:48,205 Let's have sex there. 1145 00:58:49,003 --> 00:58:49,963 What? 1146 00:58:51,474 --> 00:58:54,567 Yes, we love in four states at once. 1147 00:58:54,568 --> 00:58:55,720 Wait. 1148 00:58:56,292 --> 00:58:57,531 Are you serious? 1149 00:58:57,916 --> 00:58:59,237 Yes 1150 00:58:59,621 --> 00:59:01,761 You talked out of the routine. 1151 00:59:01,762 --> 00:59:04,614 What it is more innovative than sex in a public monument? 1152 00:59:05,958 --> 00:59:07,929 Debbie ago -anything would. 1153 00:59:07,930 --> 00:59:09,878 That Debbie was a jerk. 1154 00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:11,417 Maybe we need that. 1155 00:59:11,706 --> 00:59:13,754 Be fools together. 1156 00:59:14,971 --> 00:59:16,225 What about the boys? 1157 00:59:17,091 --> 00:59:18,927 Well, Kevin is something idiot. 1158 00:59:18,928 --> 00:59:20,271 No, honey. 1159 00:59:20,271 --> 00:59:21,657 What will we do with them? 1160 00:59:22,331 --> 00:59:24,674 'll Be fine. They are asleep. 1161 00:59:24,675 --> 00:59:26,942 Back before they know it. 1162 00:59:27,711 --> 00:59:28,790 Okay. 1163 00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:30,338 - You're right. - Okay, let's do it. 1164 00:59:38,173 --> 00:59:39,972 FOUR CORNERS MONUMENT "CLOSED" 1165 00:59:46,056 --> 00:59:47,017 Mom? 1166 00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:49,210 Dad? 1167 00:59:54,854 --> 00:59:56,355 - James? - Mom? 1168 00:59:57,781 --> 00:59:58,767 Adena? 1169 00:59:58,768 --> 01:00:01,312 You're harassing you, or something? 1170 01:00:01,313 --> 01:00:03,277 No, what ?, no. 1171 01:00:03,278 --> 01:00:04,526 Just kidding. 1172 01:00:04,718 --> 01:00:05,774 Relax. 1173 01:00:09,078 --> 01:00:13,106 What happened with you pervert addressed in Arkansas? 1174 01:00:14,428 --> 01:00:15,890 Actually it was my dad. 1175 01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:18,921 I am trying to help. 1176 01:00:19,362 --> 01:00:21,181 God. 1177 01:00:22,141 --> 01:00:24,097 Helping really is frightening. 1178 01:00:27,602 --> 01:00:29,553 Do not play guitar tonight? 1179 01:00:30,324 --> 01:00:31,764 I was stolen. 1180 01:00:32,564 --> 01:00:33,866 What horrible. 1181 01:00:34,540 --> 01:00:36,241 I really liked to hear you play. 1182 01:00:37,590 --> 01:00:39,108 Yes? 1183 01:00:39,397 --> 01:00:41,938 Yes, always they attracted me musicians. 1184 01:00:44,384 --> 01:00:46,681 Well, well... 1185 01:00:46,682 --> 01:00:48,918 always attracted me because... 1186 01:00:49,972 --> 01:00:51,211 pretty girls. 1187 01:00:53,898 --> 01:00:55,248 Good move. 1188 01:00:57,491 --> 01:00:59,834 See? No need help. 1189 01:01:08,166 --> 01:01:09,236 It is here. 1190 01:01:09,525 --> 01:01:11,733 God. This is so illegal. 1191 01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:13,082 I know, it's so exciting, right? 1192 01:01:13,083 --> 01:01:14,043 Yes 1193 01:01:14,237 --> 01:01:16,202 'm Harder than a tap. 1194 01:01:17,754 --> 01:01:19,114 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1195 01:01:19,115 --> 01:01:20,425 No. I liked. 1196 01:01:20,426 --> 01:01:21,767 - Yes? . - Yes 1197 01:01:21,768 --> 01:01:23,230 Do you like spanking? 1198 01:01:23,231 --> 01:01:24,193 Yes! 1199 01:01:24,952 --> 01:01:27,247 Good, because I palmearé ass. 1200 01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:28,305 Well, Russ! 1201 01:01:28,498 --> 01:01:29,695 Okay, here? 1202 01:01:35,206 --> 01:01:37,967 - We are about to do so abroad. - I know. 1203 01:01:38,063 --> 01:01:39,388 Would you put a finger? 1204 01:01:39,581 --> 01:01:40,542 Where? 1205 01:01:40,543 --> 01:01:41,939 - Forget it. . - Yes 1206 01:01:42,131 --> 01:01:43,371 Could voice down? 1207 01:01:43,865 --> 01:01:45,824 - Yes! - Care! 1208 01:01:46,115 --> 01:01:48,733 - Take my leg! - You slide so much sweat! 1209 01:01:48,734 --> 01:01:50,395 To have sex in the corners... 1210 01:01:50,396 --> 01:01:51,970 they have to wait in line. 1211 01:01:51,970 --> 01:01:53,685 - My God. - God. 1212 01:01:56,512 --> 01:01:57,473 God! 1213 01:01:59,489 --> 01:02:01,601 God! They're in every state! 1214 01:02:01,602 --> 01:02:02,563 Tatos breasts! 1215 01:02:02,852 --> 01:02:04,335 You. two! High! 1216 01:02:04,336 --> 01:02:05,884 Come on, let's 1217 01:02:06,078 --> 01:02:07,517 Hands up! 1218 01:02:07,518 --> 01:02:09,102 Run! Honey, run 1219 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:10,568 Release the flashlight! 1220 01:02:11,625 --> 01:02:15,081 They know that immoral conduct public is a crime in Utah? 1221 01:02:15,082 --> 01:02:16,901 Yes Excuse me, officer.. 1222 01:02:16,902 --> 01:02:19,370 - We are married and we wanted... - Tell it to the judge. 1223 01:02:19,371 --> 01:02:23,841 Makes me sick perverts, every night desecrate this sacred place. 1224 01:02:23,937 --> 01:02:26,192 - Overturn! Hands behind! - Than? 1225 01:02:26,385 --> 01:02:28,082 Not so fast, Tommy! 1226 01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:30,775 Rays! What are you doing here, Kyle? 1227 01:02:30,776 --> 01:02:34,291 They are in the state of Colorado . My jurisdiction. 1228 01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:36,399 ?, Jurisdiction kiss my ass, Kyle. 1229 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,101 Look at her left foot. 's In Arizona. 1230 01:02:39,102 --> 01:02:41,893 Piece of shit, legalizing grass. 1231 01:02:41,894 --> 01:02:43,655 Hey careful with our mouths. 1232 01:02:43,656 --> 01:02:45,038 Sorry, official Mormon. 1233 01:02:45,039 --> 01:02:46,776 Do not like that? I have an idea. 1234 01:02:46,777 --> 01:02:49,173 Cover your ears with Mitt Romney's cock. 1235 01:02:49,540 --> 01:02:50,512 Hey! 1236 01:02:51,318 --> 01:02:53,985 It seems that New Mexico awoke from his nap. 1237 01:02:53,986 --> 01:02:55,139 Problem? 1238 01:02:55,140 --> 01:02:56,665 I'll tell you, dreamcatcher. 1239 01:02:56,666 --> 01:02:59,219 're Using too damn turquoise. 1240 01:02:59,220 --> 01:03:01,912 No offense other traditions. 1241 01:03:01,913 --> 01:03:04,108 Go fuck your wives, Tommy. 1242 01:03:04,109 --> 01:03:06,797 From this it is what I mean. We do this every night. 1243 01:03:06,798 --> 01:03:08,220 What is this border? 1244 01:03:08,221 --> 01:03:10,582 Just an idea. Only that I say. 1245 01:03:10,583 --> 01:03:13,044 If it is just an idea, we arrested... 1246 01:03:14,271 --> 01:03:15,628 - Hey! - Get out of my state. 1247 01:03:15,629 --> 01:03:17,156 Yes? What will you do? 1248 01:03:17,157 --> 01:03:18,366 Take the foot of my state! 1249 01:03:18,367 --> 01:03:19,659 Want pisármelo? 1250 01:03:19,660 --> 01:03:21,209 - Back... - Is that what you want? 1251 01:03:21,209 --> 01:03:22,576 Ni spent! 1252 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,960 Do not kick here! Do not start... 1253 01:03:25,766 --> 01:03:26,725 What do you think? 1254 01:03:27,902 --> 01:03:30,116 - He has a gun! - Fuck! 1255 01:03:30,117 --> 01:03:31,568 You think I'm afraid of? 1256 01:03:31,762 --> 01:03:32,720 I am not afraid! 1257 01:03:32,854 --> 01:03:33,816 How about that? 1258 01:03:34,173 --> 01:03:35,181 Do I look scared? 1259 01:03:37,908 --> 01:03:38,835 Are we going to...? 1260 01:03:38,836 --> 01:03:39,795 My mouth does not. 1261 01:03:39,796 --> 01:03:40,756 Do not do that. 1262 01:03:40,757 --> 01:03:42,108 I'll put it all! 1263 01:03:42,109 --> 01:03:43,685 Enough! Get down! 1264 01:03:43,686 --> 01:03:44,646 - Everybody down! - Down! 1265 01:03:44,647 --> 01:03:46,403 - Down! - You, get down! 1266 01:03:46,597 --> 01:03:49,549 'm The one who is cooperating! 1267 01:03:49,549 --> 01:03:52,096 - You too. Do it. - Get down. 1268 01:03:52,097 --> 01:03:53,501 - And hands? - To your right. 1269 01:03:53,502 --> 01:03:54,909 - At the sides? - One on each side. 1270 01:03:54,910 --> 01:03:57,110 - Let's do it. - Everybody down! 1271 01:03:57,111 --> 01:03:58,456 Okay. I think I finished. 1272 01:04:03,672 --> 01:04:05,962 Here they are really out all the stars. 1273 01:04:06,818 --> 01:04:07,780 Yes. 1274 01:04:10,481 --> 01:04:11,497 So... 1275 01:04:11,690 --> 01:04:13,268 what do you do? 1276 01:04:14,515 --> 01:04:15,651 I do not know. 1277 01:04:22,644 --> 01:04:24,936 Can you give me a black kiss? 1278 01:04:27,484 --> 01:04:28,597 - Go !? - Do not. 1279 01:04:30,177 --> 01:04:31,602 - What? - I do not know. 1280 01:04:31,603 --> 01:04:33,601 - What about you? - I do not know. I'm sorry. 1281 01:04:33,889 --> 01:04:35,726 What did you do? 1282 01:04:35,727 --> 01:04:36,686 I do not know. 1283 01:04:36,782 --> 01:04:39,056 I thought we could... 1284 01:04:39,248 --> 01:04:40,376 kiss? 1285 01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:41,721 Well, yes, that thought... 1286 01:04:41,722 --> 01:04:44,097 Yes OK.. 1287 01:04:49,610 --> 01:04:51,270 Where are my parents, idiot? 1288 01:04:51,271 --> 01:04:53,429 I do not know, Kevin. Re-enter. 1289 01:04:53,430 --> 01:04:55,598 You were going to let that idiot kiss you? 1290 01:04:55,599 --> 01:04:57,438 Shut up, Kevin. 1291 01:04:57,439 --> 01:04:59,842 - Who is that? - My foolish little brother. 1292 01:04:59,940 --> 01:05:02,548 I thought you said it was your brother. 1293 01:05:02,549 --> 01:05:03,533 And... Damn! 1294 01:05:03,534 --> 01:05:04,685 Idiot. 1295 01:05:04,686 --> 01:05:06,164 Why do you hold that much? 1296 01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:08,919 What I do, return it? It is small. 1297 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,237 It is a little shit. You do not have to endure that. 1298 01:05:11,238 --> 01:05:13,475 I thought he was doing the right thing. 1299 01:05:14,337 --> 01:05:16,778 Yes, it seems that you are working. 1300 01:05:18,732 --> 01:05:19,765 You know what? 1301 01:05:22,646 --> 01:05:24,433 To hell. 1302 01:05:25,974 --> 01:05:28,016 Okay. Do you want to do this now? 1303 01:05:28,208 --> 01:05:29,768 Forward, bitch! 1304 01:05:31,935 --> 01:05:33,017 Wait, what? 1305 01:05:33,017 --> 01:05:33,977 No, no. 1306 01:05:34,652 --> 01:05:37,774 Go. This is so easy. 're So small. 1307 01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:42,790 Will there be changes, Kevin. Stop bothering me. 1308 01:05:42,791 --> 01:05:45,246 - Enough! I'll tell mom. - Shut up. 1309 01:05:45,247 --> 01:05:46,403 Will you stop bothering me? 1310 01:05:46,404 --> 01:05:48,129 Stomach hurt me! 1311 01:05:48,130 --> 01:05:49,743 Say that you will not small piece of... 1312 01:05:50,128 --> 01:05:51,342 ass. 1313 01:05:51,343 --> 01:05:52,301 Wait, what? 1314 01:05:52,302 --> 01:05:54,546 - "Piece of ass"? - You understand. 1315 01:05:54,836 --> 01:05:57,072 What can I do to your face? 1316 01:05:57,073 --> 01:05:58,575 - It hurts, right? - Hears! 1317 01:05:58,576 --> 01:06:00,426 Like you touch ears? 1318 01:06:00,523 --> 01:06:02,038 Not for much. 1319 01:06:02,039 --> 01:06:03,383 You'll hit the front. 1320 01:06:03,384 --> 01:06:05,224 So not given a beating! 1321 01:06:05,225 --> 01:06:06,415 Very dehumanizing. 1322 01:06:06,416 --> 01:06:08,523 You hurt both the front. 1323 01:06:08,620 --> 01:06:10,867 Enough! What are you doing? 1324 01:06:10,868 --> 01:06:12,362 What tickles the lips? 1325 01:06:12,363 --> 01:06:14,005 This is very rare. 1326 01:06:14,006 --> 01:06:15,533 You estrujaré cheeks. 1327 01:06:15,534 --> 01:06:19,709 - Will you stop bothering me? - It's okay. Stop doing this. 1328 01:06:21,818 --> 01:06:23,092 Thanks, Adena. 1329 01:06:23,093 --> 01:06:24,070 Has been... 1330 01:06:24,358 --> 01:06:26,160 the best night of my life. 1331 01:06:31,808 --> 01:06:33,549 What family so rare. 1332 01:06:35,702 --> 01:06:37,377 That was horrible. 1333 01:06:40,362 --> 01:06:41,974 At least the kids will never woke. 1334 01:06:45,249 --> 01:06:46,280 Move your ass. 1335 01:06:50,903 --> 01:06:53,300 passengers left side of Prancer... 1336 01:06:53,301 --> 01:06:56,481 will see the Grand Canyon out the window . 1337 01:06:56,482 --> 01:06:58,900 That's right. The last stop before Walley World 1338 01:07:02,062 --> 01:07:04,163 Adena H. Accepted your friend request 1339 01:07:05,358 --> 01:07:06,633 Relations 1340 01:07:06,634 --> 01:07:08,151 SELECT OPTION 1341 01:07:09,660 --> 01:07:10,644 is related 1342 01:07:11,029 --> 01:07:12,007 . Guys... 1343 01:07:12,008 --> 01:07:14,749 when I visited the Grand Canyon as a kid... 1344 01:07:15,230 --> 01:07:17,139 there was almost no chance of looking at it. 1345 01:07:17,543 --> 01:07:18,635 This time... 1346 01:07:19,115 --> 01:07:21,579 do much more than look. 1347 01:07:22,762 --> 01:07:24,450 - Great. - How good 1348 01:07:24,450 --> 01:07:27,604 GRAND CANYON EXPRESS WHITE WATER 1349 01:07:29,344 --> 01:07:31,378 Hello, friends! Hello! 1350 01:07:31,379 --> 01:07:33,245 Let's see, who do we have here? 1351 01:07:33,246 --> 01:07:35,101 You. must be...! 1352 01:07:35,102 --> 01:07:36,488 The Fung family! 1353 01:07:39,232 --> 01:07:41,078 It is a joke! They Are riswold, right? 1354 01:07:41,079 --> 01:07:42,512 Yes, it is. 1355 01:07:43,088 --> 01:07:44,519 Good. The face of the little saying: 1356 01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:45,480 "Fung?" 1357 01:07:48,262 --> 01:07:50,328 Well, I'm Chad. I will be your guide. 1358 01:07:50,329 --> 01:07:51,636 Okay. Hello, Chad. 1359 01:07:51,637 --> 01:07:54,523 They could not come at a better day. I'll get the equipment. 1360 01:07:54,524 --> 01:07:56,480 Guess, the river is high... 1361 01:07:56,576 --> 01:07:57,759 and I think it will be... 1362 01:07:57,953 --> 01:07:59,507 a beautiful ride, folks. 1363 01:07:59,605 --> 01:08:00,956 - Walking. - Very good. 1364 01:08:01,246 --> 01:08:02,303 Let's do it. 1365 01:08:02,687 --> 01:08:06,107 Jokes are over. Seriously. 1366 01:08:06,108 --> 01:08:08,422 Safety measures before entering the water. 1367 01:08:08,423 --> 01:08:12,032 First. Does anyone know this river? Because it's my first time. 1368 01:08:13,946 --> 01:08:14,904 Just kidding. 1369 01:08:16,174 --> 01:08:19,345 I've been working here three years, know the river perfectly. 1370 01:08:19,346 --> 01:08:22,021 I have my certificate Jack cereal box. 1371 01:08:23,243 --> 01:08:24,237 Just kidding, folks. 1372 01:08:24,238 --> 01:08:25,616 You see the child's face. 1373 01:08:25,713 --> 01:08:28,131 "A box of cereal Jack"? "One that"? 1374 01:08:29,954 --> 01:08:31,696 Just follow my instructions... 1375 01:08:31,697 --> 01:08:33,947 and have 50% chance of survival. 1376 01:08:36,411 --> 01:08:38,544 Joked. Look at the child's face. 1377 01:08:38,545 --> 01:08:41,435 "Surviving do not want to die!" 1378 01:08:42,643 --> 01:08:43,976 Excuse me a moment. 1379 01:08:44,169 --> 01:08:45,779 I called my fiancee. 1380 01:08:45,780 --> 01:08:47,722 We committed 14 days earlier. 1381 01:08:47,723 --> 01:08:50,802 But I answer, or the river is the only hot have today. 1382 01:08:52,269 --> 01:08:53,534 The river water is very cold. 1383 01:08:53,725 --> 01:08:54,783 Hello. 1384 01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:57,654 Go. This is impressive. 1385 01:08:57,655 --> 01:09:01,305 We sail through one of the largest aquatic treasures US. 1386 01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:04,040 - Kevin, do not beat your brother. - I did not do it. 1387 01:09:05,002 --> 01:09:08,169 Hear what he said about "water treasures", right? 1388 01:09:08,170 --> 01:09:09,130 Yes 1389 01:09:09,131 --> 01:09:10,422 What Did not hit? 1390 01:09:12,570 --> 01:09:14,400 - Is progress. - Go. 1391 01:09:14,401 --> 01:09:16,890 I do not understand. What say 1392 01:09:17,909 --> 01:09:19,102 Is that why? 1393 01:09:19,103 --> 01:09:21,109 I love you, you love me 1394 01:09:21,687 --> 01:09:24,964 Tanya, please! 's Think for a second, honey. 1395 01:09:24,965 --> 01:09:26,349 You're everything to me! 1396 01:09:26,350 --> 01:09:27,795 Tanya, no, honey 1397 01:09:27,987 --> 01:09:29,623 No, Tanya, no! Please! 1398 01:09:29,624 --> 01:09:31,772 No! Dammit! 1399 01:09:50,993 --> 01:09:52,644 Who's ready to go to the river? 1400 01:09:54,533 --> 01:09:56,089 You all right, Chad? 1401 01:09:56,090 --> 01:09:57,050 Yes! 1402 01:09:57,339 --> 01:09:59,573 It is not because I am committed. 1403 01:09:59,671 --> 01:10:00,632 So... 1404 01:10:02,641 --> 01:10:03,825 All aboard. 1405 01:10:05,689 --> 01:10:07,292 I'm not sure, Russ. 1406 01:10:07,390 --> 01:10:08,794 Come on. 1407 01:10:09,418 --> 01:10:10,470 He is kidding. 1408 01:11:01,431 --> 01:11:04,316 Control yourself 1409 01:11:23,308 --> 01:11:24,429 Everybody out of the boat 1410 01:11:45,450 --> 01:11:46,952 Now we can go home? 1411 01:11:47,049 --> 01:11:48,010 What? 1412 01:11:48,298 --> 01:11:50,237 Day are to Walley World. 1413 01:11:50,336 --> 01:11:53,326 Dad, think any cares Walley World. 1414 01:11:53,327 --> 01:11:56,637 The guys are right, Russ . We almost died. 1415 01:11:56,638 --> 01:11:58,493 Is not it time to retire? 1416 01:11:58,975 --> 01:12:01,159 I can not believe what I hear. 1417 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,705 My God! 1418 01:12:05,378 --> 01:12:08,404 That has to be a sign. We must complete the journey. 1419 01:12:08,405 --> 01:12:10,723 Come on, boys, sing with me all. 1420 01:12:11,105 --> 01:12:14,086 There was a gray tower 1421 01:12:14,087 --> 01:12:16,682 Lonely at sea 1422 01:12:16,683 --> 01:12:19,492 - - You became the signal you are lost. 1423 01:12:19,493 --> 01:12:21,018 - It does not hurt. - Yes... 1424 01:12:21,018 --> 01:12:22,166 We must listen better! 1425 01:12:23,539 --> 01:12:27,187 Love remains a drug 1426 01:12:27,188 --> 01:12:28,396 No, no. He went. 1427 01:12:28,397 --> 01:12:29,907 - Let her go! - It's okay! 1428 01:12:29,908 --> 01:12:32,420 I thought you could sing "Seal" as a normal family. 1429 01:12:33,585 --> 01:12:34,487 FUEL 1430 01:12:34,488 --> 01:12:35,448 Rays! 1431 01:12:35,641 --> 01:12:37,812 - Now what? - Gasoline is finished. 1432 01:12:37,814 --> 01:12:39,828 God. 1433 01:12:39,829 --> 01:12:40,789 Okay. 1434 01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:44,441 Sure we find a gas station on time. 1435 01:12:47,786 --> 01:12:49,343 There is no mobile signal. 1436 01:12:51,483 --> 01:12:53,729 The pleasure will roadside assistance? 1437 01:12:53,922 --> 01:12:55,410 How we would ask? 1438 01:12:56,355 --> 01:12:58,011 Maybe control buttons? 1439 01:12:58,012 --> 01:12:59,916 Really? Will you keep pushing buttons? 1440 01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:01,640 Well, we never tried the hat. 1441 01:13:01,641 --> 01:13:02,601 Heaven. 1442 01:13:04,074 --> 01:13:05,033 My God! 1443 01:13:06,508 --> 01:13:08,215 Good. Now we know what makes the hat. 1444 01:13:09,175 --> 01:13:12,697 I will not accept the evadística. One is the cake. 1445 01:13:15,065 --> 01:13:16,774 Come on, muffin. 1446 01:13:19,027 --> 01:13:20,197 - What? - Ripped. 1447 01:13:20,390 --> 01:13:21,551 - Yes! - Very good! 1448 01:13:22,822 --> 01:13:24,137 Must be the extra tank. 1449 01:13:24,331 --> 01:13:25,616 - No? - Cupcake? 1450 01:13:25,617 --> 01:13:26,769 Dad to the rescue! 1451 01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:28,852 Thank you, God. Alto, where are you going? 1452 01:13:28,853 --> 01:13:30,006 Stop! Wait! 1453 01:13:30,944 --> 01:13:32,822 - Make it stop! - I do not know how! 1454 01:13:32,823 --> 01:13:34,174 I'll push again the cake! 1455 01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:55,332 We'll handle it. 1456 01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:57,488 No. no. Please not say that. 1457 01:13:57,489 --> 01:13:59,688 Do not say you can handle this, Russ. 1458 01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:00,841 Right? 1459 01:14:00,842 --> 01:14:02,177 - We can. - No, we can not! 1460 01:14:02,178 --> 01:14:03,138 We can not! 1461 01:14:03,236 --> 01:14:06,782 Since we started the trip, nothing has gone right. 1462 01:14:06,783 --> 01:14:09,497 Please You can admit it was a mistake? 1463 01:14:10,755 --> 01:14:11,768 It was not. 1464 01:14:11,769 --> 01:14:13,528 No? We all wanted to come. 1465 01:14:13,529 --> 01:14:14,836 - I do not. - Me neither. 1466 01:14:14,837 --> 01:14:15,797 Nor. 1467 01:14:15,895 --> 01:14:17,142 You wanted. 1468 01:14:17,238 --> 01:14:19,227 I think we're a little upset. 1469 01:14:19,228 --> 01:14:20,755 We just have to... 1470 01:14:22,512 --> 01:14:23,837 all have to... 1471 01:14:26,282 --> 01:14:27,296 Shit! 1472 01:14:27,873 --> 01:14:29,345 I give up! 1473 01:14:29,346 --> 01:14:32,191 I wanted to take my damn family to Walley World...! 1474 01:14:32,192 --> 01:14:33,970 And climb the damn Velociraptor! 1475 01:14:35,420 --> 01:14:36,770 There is a stone there! 1476 01:14:39,345 --> 01:14:42,519 I'm a fool who tried unite his family, right? 1477 01:14:42,615 --> 01:14:46,029 What I won? Children who do not want to be with me and an unhappy wife. 1478 01:14:46,030 --> 01:14:47,720 - Russ. - Come on, Debbie. 1479 01:14:47,721 --> 01:14:49,329 You know it's true. You conformaste. 1480 01:14:49,617 --> 01:14:51,707 I consider a loser regional pilot. 1481 01:14:52,091 --> 01:14:53,080 Guess what... 1482 01:14:53,272 --> 01:14:56,459 I always offer international routes. 1483 01:14:56,460 --> 01:14:58,115 And the rejection. Why? 1484 01:14:58,116 --> 01:15:01,131 Because do not want to be away from you so long. 1485 01:15:01,227 --> 01:15:02,462 I'm an idiot! 1486 01:15:02,463 --> 01:15:06,858 Should accept such a job, fly Pyramids Zambezy...! 1487 01:15:07,228 --> 01:15:08,804 And the Lost Gardens of... 1488 01:15:09,204 --> 01:15:10,650 where shit is! 1489 01:15:10,939 --> 01:15:12,259 Just forget it. 1490 01:15:12,453 --> 01:15:14,413 Forget all this stupid trip. 1491 01:15:15,470 --> 01:15:17,574 They are free. 1492 01:15:17,575 --> 01:15:19,088 Sure they find a better husband and father. 1493 01:15:19,665 --> 01:15:22,251 A cowboy with good abs. 1494 01:15:22,347 --> 01:15:24,057 Take you to Paris... 1495 01:15:24,058 --> 01:15:25,566 ... and the fight 1496 01:15:26,636 --> 01:15:27,597 and books. 1497 01:15:27,761 --> 01:15:28,720 What...? 1498 01:15:29,750 --> 01:15:31,027 Where are you going? 1499 01:15:31,220 --> 01:15:32,630 As if he knew! 1500 01:15:33,496 --> 01:15:35,467 God. 1501 01:15:35,948 --> 01:15:38,588 These weeds are full of hard things! 1502 01:15:46,957 --> 01:15:48,096 What ..? 1503 01:15:55,318 --> 01:15:56,277 No! 1504 01:15:58,284 --> 01:15:59,244 Help! 1505 01:15:59,924 --> 01:16:00,922 Help! 1506 01:16:01,664 --> 01:16:02,628 Help! 1507 01:16:02,916 --> 01:16:04,268 Help! 1508 01:16:04,940 --> 01:16:06,101 Stop! 1509 01:16:06,102 --> 01:16:07,063 Vamos¡¡Vamos! 1510 01:16:08,242 --> 01:16:09,202 Help! 1511 01:16:11,698 --> 01:16:12,658 No! 1512 01:16:14,002 --> 01:16:15,407 Help! 1513 01:16:26,770 --> 01:16:28,587 - Do not kill him! - Dad! 1514 01:16:28,588 --> 01:16:29,548 I'm so sorry. 1515 01:16:29,742 --> 01:16:32,068 When I called pedophile, was... 1516 01:16:32,069 --> 01:16:33,613 No! Do not! do not. 1517 01:16:33,614 --> 01:16:35,712 Not in front of my family! 1518 01:16:37,563 --> 01:16:39,733 His wife left it off at Missouri, 1519 01:16:39,926 --> 01:16:41,594 I thought I would like it back. 1520 01:16:42,453 --> 01:16:43,492 God. 1521 01:16:44,418 --> 01:16:45,377 Wait! 1522 01:16:45,571 --> 01:16:46,863 Is my ring? 1523 01:16:48,688 --> 01:16:51,048 This man wanted to return it all the time. 1524 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:54,066 I do not know how to thank you. 1525 01:16:54,259 --> 01:16:55,967 Not required. 1526 01:16:56,256 --> 01:16:57,501 I was on my way. 1527 01:16:57,598 --> 01:16:58,922 Not a rapist? 1528 01:17:04,252 --> 01:17:06,107 It seems that your car was ruined. 1529 01:17:07,260 --> 01:17:08,294 Where to go? 1530 01:17:12,247 --> 01:17:13,752 A house I guess. 1531 01:17:13,945 --> 01:17:17,486 Good. I can take them to San Francisco. Does that help? 1532 01:17:19,211 --> 01:17:20,170 Yes 1533 01:17:20,171 --> 01:17:21,323 Yes, that helps. 1534 01:17:21,996 --> 01:17:23,047 Thanks. 1535 01:17:23,624 --> 01:17:24,694 Come on, guys. 1536 01:17:24,695 --> 01:17:25,655 Thanks. 1537 01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:30,898 - She Not yet replied. - Kevin. 1538 01:17:45,308 --> 01:17:46,677 Hostería Ashbury Lane 1539 01:17:46,678 --> 01:17:49,584 Well, thanks for bringing us. We thank you. 1540 01:17:49,779 --> 01:17:52,948 You never told why you the teddy bear. 1541 01:17:52,949 --> 01:17:53,909 Yes 1542 01:17:53,910 --> 01:17:55,559 Children feel more comfortable. 1543 01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:57,224 Yes? Have children? 1544 01:17:57,225 --> 01:17:58,185 No. 1545 01:17:58,953 --> 01:18:00,359 Good. Take care. 1546 01:18:06,658 --> 01:18:08,021 I guess that's it. 1547 01:18:08,310 --> 01:18:10,846 If tomorrow we will take a plane home. 1548 01:18:10,943 --> 01:18:14,272 Do not stay here! It's the worst hostel! 1549 01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:15,423 Should close this place! 1550 01:18:15,424 --> 01:18:17,116 The owner is a lunatic! 1551 01:18:17,885 --> 01:18:19,887 I hope to return. 1552 01:18:21,056 --> 01:18:22,036 Hello! 1553 01:18:22,227 --> 01:18:23,587 Look who came! 1554 01:18:23,684 --> 01:18:24,644 Ellen! 1555 01:18:24,645 --> 01:18:26,222 There you are. They arrived! 1556 01:18:26,223 --> 01:18:27,185 Hi, Dad. 1557 01:18:27,186 --> 01:18:29,830 She made us so happy that call. 1558 01:18:29,831 --> 01:18:30,886 How was the trip? 1559 01:18:30,887 --> 01:18:32,521 - A long history. - A hug. 1560 01:18:32,715 --> 01:18:34,947 - Hi, Grandpa. - Come here. 1561 01:18:34,948 --> 01:18:37,708 My God! How great you are! 1562 01:18:37,709 --> 01:18:39,258 Come, come. 1563 01:18:39,259 --> 01:18:41,543 - Grandfather. do not do that. - I. Yes. 1564 01:18:41,544 --> 01:18:42,502 - Russ. - Clark. 1565 01:18:42,503 --> 01:18:43,656 No. What I have. 1566 01:18:44,288 --> 01:18:45,248 I'm fine. 1567 01:18:45,537 --> 01:18:47,054 This hurts. 1568 01:18:47,342 --> 01:18:49,536 And the cake blew it. 1569 01:18:49,537 --> 01:18:52,058 But no matter, because all luggage ... 1570 01:18:52,059 --> 01:18:54,534 had been stolen by the type of rat. 1571 01:18:54,535 --> 01:18:56,186 Even my guitar was stolen. 1572 01:18:56,187 --> 01:18:58,056 James, how terrible. 1573 01:18:58,057 --> 01:19:00,499 A musician without his instrument is as bad as... 1574 01:19:00,693 --> 01:19:02,865 a shoemaker without toilet seat. 1575 01:19:03,814 --> 01:19:05,235 Might have something for you. 1576 01:19:17,058 --> 01:19:18,439 It is very fragile. Look. 1577 01:19:18,536 --> 01:19:20,891 - Take care. - Well, Grandpa. 1578 01:19:20,988 --> 01:19:22,650 Thank you. 1579 01:19:22,651 --> 01:19:23,999 - Great! - Yes! 1580 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,510 There seems, is a very special guitar. 1581 01:19:27,279 --> 01:19:28,825 Bob Dillon gave it to me. 1582 01:19:28,826 --> 01:19:30,133 "The" Bob Dylan? 1583 01:19:30,134 --> 01:19:31,548 No. A Bob Dillon. 1584 01:19:31,646 --> 01:19:33,663 D-I-L-L-O-N. 1585 01:19:33,664 --> 01:19:35,245 An accountant friend of mine. 1586 01:19:35,343 --> 01:19:37,906 But he gave it Jimmy Hendricks. 1587 01:19:37,907 --> 01:19:39,682 - "The" Jimi Hendrix? - No. 1588 01:19:40,436 --> 01:19:43,185 And how will the business inn? 1589 01:19:43,186 --> 01:19:45,452 We love it. It's great. 1590 01:19:45,453 --> 01:19:48,804 We love guests. Addressing people forever. 1591 01:19:48,805 --> 01:19:49,852 We like people. 1592 01:19:49,853 --> 01:19:51,147 Hey guys. Do you mind if we join? 1593 01:19:51,148 --> 01:19:52,105 're Busy. 1594 01:19:52,106 --> 01:19:53,066 Out! 1595 01:19:56,514 --> 01:19:58,664 Guys, it's getting late. To the bed. 1596 01:19:58,665 --> 01:20:00,264 Yes! I go with you. 1597 01:20:00,265 --> 01:20:02,285 - Good night. - Good evening. 1598 01:20:02,286 --> 01:20:03,890 - Thanks. - Sleep well. 1599 01:20:05,744 --> 01:20:07,895 Go have adventure. 1600 01:20:07,896 --> 01:20:10,553 Yes, "adventure" is one way of putting 1601 01:20:11,419 --> 01:20:13,590 - How is Audrey - Great.?. 1602 01:20:13,591 --> 01:20:16,406 She and Stone seem very happy. 1603 01:20:16,503 --> 01:20:17,776 Yes "seem". 1604 01:20:17,872 --> 01:20:20,511 - What do you mean? - Your marriage is a sham. 1605 01:20:20,896 --> 01:20:21,857 What? 1606 01:20:21,858 --> 01:20:24,472 Sleep with anyone. Years. 1607 01:20:24,473 --> 01:20:25,720 God. 1608 01:20:25,721 --> 01:20:30,325 Would Audrey had a more solid as you and Rusty marriage. 1609 01:20:33,706 --> 01:20:35,574 The Help 1610 01:20:40,931 --> 01:20:44,774 Is your marriage is Dying 1611 01:20:44,775 --> 01:20:46,258 Hey, Russ, can we talk? 1612 01:20:48,273 --> 01:20:51,801 I knew we had problems. So Serious? 1613 01:20:52,570 --> 01:20:54,122 Our marriage is dying? 1614 01:20:54,987 --> 01:20:55,968 No. 1615 01:20:56,737 --> 01:20:59,408 A marriage dies only when you stop trying. 1616 01:20:59,408 --> 01:21:01,459 And you you never left trying. 1617 01:21:02,604 --> 01:21:03,637 I just think... 1618 01:21:04,029 --> 01:21:05,216 maybe I do. 1619 01:21:05,987 --> 01:21:07,193 What do you mean? 1620 01:21:07,770 --> 01:21:10,048 I only thought of myself. 1621 01:21:10,049 --> 01:21:13,210 Wanted to change the routine, travel to exotic destinations ... and. 1622 01:21:13,211 --> 01:21:14,732 That has nothing wrong. 1623 01:21:17,037 --> 01:21:21,250 I went crazy to believe that unite us locking them in a car one week. 1624 01:21:21,251 --> 01:21:23,001 But you did for us. 1625 01:21:23,194 --> 01:21:27,661 You worked While this trip memorable for us... 1626 01:21:28,333 --> 01:21:30,114 and I did not appreciate it. 1627 01:21:30,115 --> 01:21:31,267 Why would you? 1628 01:21:31,268 --> 01:21:33,933 I mean, I put you through hell situations. 1629 01:21:34,414 --> 01:21:37,128 Literally, a lagoon fucking in Arkansas. 1630 01:21:39,494 --> 01:21:41,322 You deserve better. 1631 01:21:42,413 --> 01:21:43,750 What better than you? 1632 01:21:44,891 --> 01:21:48,380 How many men sacrificed his career for his family like you? 1633 01:21:49,506 --> 01:21:51,086 I do not sacrifice anything. 1634 01:21:51,949 --> 01:21:53,753 I have everything I ever wanted. 1635 01:22:06,186 --> 01:22:08,064 - Debbie. - Yes? 1636 01:22:08,257 --> 01:22:11,187 Still you are my wife? 1637 01:22:11,188 --> 01:22:13,426 I wondered when you tell me that. 1638 01:22:13,427 --> 01:22:15,537 Still I wondered if you wanted. 1639 01:22:15,538 --> 01:22:16,499 I want. 1640 01:22:24,084 --> 01:22:25,043 One moment. 1641 01:22:25,044 --> 01:22:26,195 Will we? 1642 01:22:26,292 --> 01:22:27,252 Yes. 1643 01:22:27,253 --> 01:22:29,213 'll Give you hard. 1644 01:22:29,214 --> 01:22:30,435 - Russ! - Than? 1645 01:22:30,436 --> 01:22:31,395 Lock up. 1646 01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:33,797 I'll close that door, shit. 1647 01:22:37,682 --> 01:22:38,642 Hi, Dad. 1648 01:22:39,124 --> 01:22:40,200 Good morning, Rusty. 1649 01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:42,339 Could you take us to the airport in the afternoon? 1650 01:22:42,340 --> 01:22:44,532 There is a flight to Chicago at 4. 1651 01:22:44,533 --> 01:22:45,491 Chicago? 1652 01:22:45,876 --> 01:22:47,261 What Walley World? 1653 01:22:47,742 --> 01:22:50,423 No. I had enough. 1654 01:22:50,616 --> 01:22:52,337 A nightmare. 1655 01:22:52,816 --> 01:22:56,363 That's the family vacation. But you can not give up, Russ. 1656 01:22:56,364 --> 01:22:57,323 Why not? 1657 01:22:57,516 --> 01:23:01,729 Always say " No matter the destination, but the journey", is not 1658 01:23:01,729 --> 01:23:03,722 The trip sucks. 1659 01:23:03,723 --> 01:23:05,892 It's what makes appreciate the destination. 1660 01:23:05,893 --> 01:23:08,392 You dreamed with your family at Walley World. 1661 01:23:10,661 --> 01:23:12,110 I know I did not. 1662 01:23:16,416 --> 01:23:19,319 How we would arrive at Walley World? We do not have car. 1663 01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:21,478 - Hey, come on. - It's enough. 1664 01:23:22,387 --> 01:23:23,553 Leave that to me. 1665 01:23:34,367 --> 01:23:36,020 Wrong truck. 1666 01:23:50,374 --> 01:23:52,081 Could you take me to Nissan? 1667 01:23:53,503 --> 01:23:55,029 No. No. 1668 01:24:05,916 --> 01:24:07,931 Wait, Dad, were not going to the airport? 1669 01:24:08,316 --> 01:24:10,904 Children! Ago when his father a promise is fulfilled. 1670 01:24:11,193 --> 01:24:13,046 - That's not right. - This sucks. 1671 01:24:32,487 --> 01:24:33,447 Go. 1672 01:24:33,634 --> 01:24:35,510 This place is huge. 1673 01:24:35,584 --> 01:24:37,566 This is the fucking. 1674 01:24:37,567 --> 01:24:38,529 Kevin. 1675 01:24:39,297 --> 01:24:40,866 I told them I would love, right? 1676 01:24:41,808 --> 01:24:43,135 Look, Dad. 1677 01:24:44,289 --> 01:24:46,007 Is fucking great. 1678 01:24:46,008 --> 01:24:46,966 I know, right? 1679 01:24:46,966 --> 01:24:48,212 - Boys! - Wait! 1680 01:24:53,093 --> 01:24:54,055 There it is. 1681 01:24:54,537 --> 01:24:55,684 Velociraptor. 1682 01:24:56,787 --> 01:24:58,768 I can not believe we got. 1683 01:24:58,769 --> 01:24:59,732 I know. 1684 01:25:00,806 --> 01:25:02,464 Ready for the game of his life? 1685 01:25:02,465 --> 01:25:03,329 - Yes - Hell, Yes 1686 01:25:03,330 --> 01:25:04,991 To be honest, looks overwhelming.. 1687 01:25:05,810 --> 01:25:07,236 Come on! A race! 1688 01:25:07,237 --> 01:25:08,436 Yes, come on! Faster! 1689 01:25:11,762 --> 01:25:13,572 TIMEOUT APARTIR 4 HOURS HERE 1690 01:25:13,573 --> 01:25:17,690 3 HOURS FROM HERE 1691 01:25:20,097 --> 01:25:22,758 2 HOURS FROM HERE 1692 01:25:22,759 --> 01:25:24,444 Two hours, guys. 1693 01:25:25,578 --> 01:25:27,126 1 HOUR FROM HERE 1694 01:25:27,127 --> 01:25:28,930 2 HOURS FROM HERE 1695 01:25:28,931 --> 01:25:30,802 God. 1696 01:25:30,803 --> 01:25:32,633 Well, guys. What a thrill! 1697 01:25:32,634 --> 01:25:33,593 Yes! 1698 01:25:33,594 --> 01:25:35,951 We made it! It is the reason of the trip. 1699 01:25:39,203 --> 01:25:40,307 PASS WALLEY PLATINUM 1700 01:25:40,308 --> 01:25:41,268 Sorry. 1701 01:25:42,368 --> 01:25:43,856 What was that? 1702 01:25:43,857 --> 01:25:45,724 Last lap today. Closes. 1703 01:25:45,725 --> 01:25:47,105 - We were. - Than? 1704 01:25:48,931 --> 01:25:50,991 - That's not right. - It will be a misunderstanding. 1705 01:25:51,281 --> 01:25:53,224 Hey. Excuse me. 1706 01:25:53,225 --> 01:25:54,600 Us you slipped. 1707 01:25:55,082 --> 01:25:58,280 No, I have Platinum Pass. Do not rows. 1708 01:25:58,377 --> 01:26:00,096 Already climbed five times. 1709 01:26:00,097 --> 01:26:04,560 4,000 Km We were in a car going up to this game. 1710 01:26:04,849 --> 01:26:06,461 Can not take our place. 1711 01:26:07,350 --> 01:26:08,419 One moment, you... 1712 01:26:08,804 --> 01:26:10,633 Econo Air. 1713 01:26:10,634 --> 01:26:11,594 Yes? 1714 01:26:11,787 --> 01:26:13,137 How nice to see you. 1715 01:26:13,138 --> 01:26:14,422 Well, I'll tell you... 1716 01:26:14,423 --> 01:26:17,231 Why you and your family are not going to hell? 1717 01:26:22,590 --> 01:26:23,693 Sorry, guys. 1718 01:26:29,866 --> 01:26:30,825 Okay. 1719 01:26:31,474 --> 01:26:32,694 're A dead man. 1720 01:26:42,196 --> 01:26:43,159 Okay. 1721 01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:44,408 Kevin, no! 1722 01:26:47,975 --> 01:26:49,639 Wait, James. You're not going to fight. 1723 01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:51,132 I will not stand here like nothing. 1724 01:26:51,133 --> 01:26:52,094 What? 1725 01:26:52,743 --> 01:26:53,703 Shit! 1726 01:27:26,477 --> 01:27:29,191 No. Kevin, Kevin, no, come on. 1727 01:27:32,429 --> 01:27:34,036 They're fucking crazy! 1728 01:27:34,037 --> 01:27:35,295 What kind of family they are? 1729 01:27:35,296 --> 01:27:36,736 We are Griswold! 1730 01:27:36,738 --> 01:27:38,204 See you...! 1731 01:27:38,205 --> 01:27:40,092 Piece of ass! 1732 01:27:41,382 --> 01:27:42,887 - Let's do it. - Very good. 1733 01:27:42,888 --> 01:27:44,846 He had not fought well. 1734 01:27:44,846 --> 01:27:46,524 The first car, right! 1735 01:27:47,716 --> 01:27:49,612 Our family broke the ass to the other. 1736 01:27:49,613 --> 01:27:50,765 We did. 1737 01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:52,730 He scratched his arm that girl. 1738 01:27:52,731 --> 01:27:55,116 I saw it, honey. Was a good scratch. 1739 01:27:55,117 --> 01:27:57,034 Fingers hurt me but I'll be fine. 1740 01:27:57,035 --> 01:27:58,091 Heaven. Come on! 1741 01:27:58,092 --> 01:28:00,688 - Hold on. - God! 1742 01:28:26,368 --> 01:28:31,981 There was a gray solitary tower into the sea 1743 01:28:32,079 --> 01:28:34,537 You became 1744 01:28:34,538 --> 01:28:38,726 In the light of my dark side 1745 01:28:38,727 --> 01:28:42,372 Love remained a drug 1746 01:28:42,373 --> 01:28:45,092 What is the effect and not the pill 1747 01:28:45,093 --> 01:28:46,100 But know 1748 01:28:46,101 --> 01:28:47,628 < i> That when it snows 1749 01:28:47,629 --> 01:28:50,610 me eyes are enlarged and 1750 01:28:50,611 --> 01:28:55,216 The light that emit You can see 1751 01:29:17,954 --> 01:29:18,913 Russ 1752 01:29:18,914 --> 01:29:19,874 Yes? 1753 01:29:20,067 --> 01:29:22,567 It is thus supposed to head ? 1754 01:29:22,568 --> 01:29:24,452 I do not think so. 1755 01:29:26,236 --> 01:29:27,730 So you got stuck? 1756 01:29:28,019 --> 01:29:29,580 So it seems. 1757 01:29:30,799 --> 01:29:33,042 me are swelling eyes 1758 01:29:33,043 --> 01:29:34,962 sure we immediately fall 1759 01:29:40,869 --> 01:29:43,466 Well, what do you think Walley World? 1760 01:29:46,242 --> 01:29:47,203 Yes. 1761 01:29:49,110 --> 01:29:50,366 Listen, guys 1762 01:29:50,463 --> 01:29:53,223 Do not know how much it meant for me to travel together. 1763 01:29:53,416 --> 01:29:55,662 I love more than anything in the world. 1764 01:29:55,663 --> 01:29:58,575 If you could, would every day with you. 1765 01:29:59,644 --> 01:30:01,589 See you in a week. 1766 01:30:02,165 --> 01:30:03,124 Wait, what? 1767 01:30:03,222 --> 01:30:06,013 The Peterson collected at the O'Hare, they will stay with them. 1768 01:30:06,557 --> 01:30:07,999 What about us? 1769 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,472 I will go where I should have been long ago. 1770 01:30:10,953 --> 01:30:13,506 How did you get tickets to Paris? 1771 01:30:13,507 --> 01:30:15,494 I used my contacts as a pilot. 1772 01:30:15,495 --> 01:30:17,557 're Amazing. 1773 01:30:18,133 --> 01:30:22,751 're My queen, and deserve to be treated as such. 1774 01:30:27,158 --> 01:30:29,996 Know it's not first class... 1775 01:30:30,379 --> 01:30:31,862 or tourist... 1776 01:30:31,863 --> 01:30:32,823 Honey... 1777 01:30:33,016 --> 01:30:34,584 is perfect. 1778 01:30:34,585 --> 01:30:35,545 Yes? 1779 01:30:45,559 --> 01:30:46,520 So... 1780 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:48,285 How long is the flight 1781 01:30:48,286 --> 01:30:49,534 Twelve hours 1782 01:30:50,879 --> 01:30:52,021 perfect . 117732

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