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Who can forget the gruff، no-nonsense
gym teachers of the '80s?
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They were true athletic authorities who demanded
respect and ruled our lives with an iron whistle.
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None more than William Penn Academy's Coach Mellor.
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Well، aren't you a tall glass of Gatorade?
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Go get 'em، Ricky!
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After a great deal of legal wrangling،
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I am excited introduce
a new unit...
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Full-contact Red Rover.
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Oh!
Ugh!
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Did I hear somebody say
full contact
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But like clockwork
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، my smart mother would always
save me from the dangers of physical movement.
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I forced Principal Ball
to give me an advanced copy
of all your units،
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and my baby is not doing
anything full contact.
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It's all very embarrassing،
but so worth it.
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It sure was، till one fateful
day when everything changed.
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Today، we will be climbing
the celebrated gym rope.
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Fear not.
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This inch and a half of blue cushion
will probably break your fall.
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Goldfarb، kick us off.
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Sorry، Coach.
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My old lady likes to keep
all this on safe ground.
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She'll be here
in three، two، one...
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Mama!
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Face it، Goldfarb،
she's a no-show.
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Time to let the rope
get to know every part of you.
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Thing is، my mom's doing this whole Bevolution to reinvent
herself and kind of dropped the ball on her Schmoopie.
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Move!
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For the very first time، I was Momless and
had to face the infamous rope on my own.
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And like many gym scrubs
before me، I sucked real bad.
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Coach believes in you،
kiddo!
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Dig down deep!
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Failure is not...
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And he's coming down!
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I'm alive!
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Oh، no.
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Coach، you okay?
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Pain is just weakness
leaving the body.
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Now، make room for me to acrobatically
leap to my feet like a jungle cat.
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Should I call Nurse Steve?
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No need!
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Just a tiny sprain!
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It is not a tiny sprain!
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I've ruptured my C2 vertebra.
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As a result، I can no longer
aggressively sneeze
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or use my full head
to properly whistle.
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Man، I feel like this is kinda
partially my fault، Coach.
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Oh، it is 100% your fault.
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And as such، I will unfairly put you on a
dodgeball team with a bunch of weak-armed scrubs
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so you get yours.
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Game on!
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Ah!
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Let me just grab
a couple ball...
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Who did that?
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Who laughed at me?
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Admit it! I can't turn my head، so I couldn't see.
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You will not laugh at Coach!
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You will respect your
sports leader...
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Ah!
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It was March 21st،
1980-something،
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the week my sister hit an
important college milestone،
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growing to hate her roommate.
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And the tipping point...
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A box of chewy fruit snacks.
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Have you seen
my Shark Bites?
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I've seen no Shark Bites.
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Weird، because، um،
when I went to class،
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my Shark Bites were here.
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And now، my Shark Bites
are gone!
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Are you، like، suggesting
I ate your Shark Bites?
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Oh، I'm saying
you ate my Shark Bites.
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You owe me Shark Bites!
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And you owe me half a Taco Bell taco I left out last night!
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So، you admit it.
Oh، I admit it.
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I ate them all. And my tummy is super jacked up،
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but it was worth it
to even the score.
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I will eat everything
you own!
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Ah!
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Stop it!
No!
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Yep. Living on top of each
other finally got to them.
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Really?
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It's for class،
so، suck it.
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You know، I'm getting really tired of
how crazy passive-aggressive you are!
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Me? You purposely
didn't refill the ice tray.
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I couldn't because somebody made it all crusty
from the jello shots that she made in it.
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I have no memory
of that entire night،
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so I win this argument.
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Did you?
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No! My special ice tray!
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And things went from bad
to worse when Erica came home
to a scrunchie on the door.
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Back before texting، this message meant your
roommate had romantic company، so go away.
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No، no، no، no، no، no،
no، no، no، no، no!
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Um، hello!
Scrunchie on the door.
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Just open up.
I'm exhausted.
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Oh، I'd love to help you،
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but I'm entertaining Hector.
He plays the flute.
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I don't want to know
Hector facts.
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I want to sleep in my own bed.
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I'm sorry، but it's the scrunchie rule. Go sleep
in the common room with the other loveless losers.
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Bye!
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Wait! The only space
in there is next to the
leaky microwave!
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Then go home!
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Bye!
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With no bed to sleep in، that's just what my sister did.
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Such bull crap.
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I used to be best friends
with my roommate،
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and now we fight over who left
the cap off the toothpaste.
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It was you، huh?
It was obviously me،
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but that's not the point.
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Okay، I think I may have a solution.
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When I went to visit
my cousin at UCLA،
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I found out that there's
one thing that overrules the scrunchie.
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An out-of-town guest.
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I mean، you can't make a visitor sleep
in the common room. That's just rude.
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And it's perfect.
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All I need is an out-of-town guest، and I win!
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How 'bout a foxy one
who no longer needs
his asthma nebulizer
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because he went through
a year-long course of shots
for dust mites?
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That was supposed to
sound cooler than it did.
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Gah!
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These CDs are impossible
to open!
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Yes، Barry! Come back to
college with me this weekend!
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Him?
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He's the awful answer to my problems.
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You know how you always
annoy me on purpose
and drive me crazy?
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It is my greatest joy in life.
Which reminds me...
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Hyah!
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Yes!
You are the worst!
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Can you channel that hateful، abrasive
energy at my roommate and drive her away?
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Child's play، but my skills
don't come cheap.
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See to it.
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Sure، I'll get crackin'
on this while you pack.
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Sucker!
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What about me? I can be
mildly irritating sometimes.
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Oh، well، if you want to help، you can
open this because it's impossible.
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Okay، fine، but I'm...
I'm not gonna clean up
the soda that Barry spilled.
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I'm just gonna blot it،
okay?
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Just in case anyone slips
and hurts themselves.
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I'm off to Dave Kim's.
He just got
Super Mario Bros. 3.
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So، chances are، I'm coming home Sunday
night with some wicked Nintendo thumb.
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Enjoy your Italian game،
Schmoopaloo.
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Ooh، Mom، could you do me a solid
and whip up some of our lemon loaf?
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Check your backpack.
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No! A fresh one
for Coach Mellor.
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He got hurt pretty bad،
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and it's sorta my fault
'cause I fell off a rope،
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which is sorta your fault،
'cause you didn't bail me out.
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That's on me. I was just trying to improve
my life by reading a book on boundaries.
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Did you know I love you
too much?
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Does this goodbye feel
too long to you guys، too?
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Well، enjoy the house
all to yourselves.
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You know، he's right.
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All my squishy-tushes
are gone for the weekend.
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Listen to that.
What do you hear?
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Just your loud breathing.
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You know، it weirdly sounds
both wet and dry.
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Exactly.
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No kids to ask me for money
or touch the thermostat.
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No one to feed or clothe or
tickle their backs to sleep...
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Which is a good thing.
It's why you got
the whole Bevformation.
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Bevolution.
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And you're right.
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I... I need to accept the fact
that soon I will have
no one to take care of.
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Look at me.
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I promise.
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When our kids leave، I will
never، ever wash a dish.
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That's my gift to you.
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With little
prospects at home،
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my mom decided the best
prospect for mothering
was elsewhere.
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Oh، hi.
Welcome to Mellor Manor.
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I heard you weren't feeling great، so
I whipped up a healing lemon loaf.
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Bring it in.
Bring it in.
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I can't wait to mash that up
and drink it through a straw.
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Where are my manners?
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Do you want some coffee
and cheese?
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Oh، my God، Rick،
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are you okay?
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I'm tip-top!
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Aside from the fact that I gotta sleep
standing up and I can't take this shirt off.
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Isn't there someone
who can take care of you?
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I'm perfectly capable of taking care
of myself. Aside from washing، eating،
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and opening damn cheese!
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You are coming home
with me.
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I could never intrude
like that.
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Oh، intrude away.
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My house is empty
and lifeless this weekend.
It's no bother.
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You think you could pack
a bag for me?
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I have limited range
of motion.
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Also، I'm so scared
to be alone.
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I can't tell you how badly
I needed to hear that
just now.
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As my mom found a replacement for her children،
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my sister found the solution
to get back at her roommate.
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Hey، bad news. Me and Hector saw Road House،
so it's for sure another scrunchie night،
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'cause، you know، Swayze.
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Save it for your hair
because I have my own guest
from out of town.
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That's me!
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Ooh!
VALLEY ERICA: Hey!
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My super cute outfits!
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Sorry. I need a place for my
Drakkar Noir line of shampoos،
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soaps، shaving creams،
and of course، cologne.
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Oh، no. It smells like
the boys' cabin at Camp Ramah
before the Shabbat social!
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I guess the bad news
is for you،
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because he's staying
the whole weekend،
which means you go.
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I'll grab the rest of your colognes
and ninja weaponry from the car.
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Ugh! How did you live with
your sister for so long?
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I was a baby
for the first part، so
I don't remember anything.
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But once I was able to
form memories، it got awful.
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So، I get it.
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She used to be so cool.
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And now، she's...
Not cool!
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Totally. She، like...
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Sucks.
...sucks.
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What?
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Did we just finish
each other's...
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Sentences?
...sentences?
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Wow! We did it again!
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Your Drakkar suddenly
smells good to me.
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My sweat activates it.
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Awesome.
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'Sup?
Open up!
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Can't.
Your roomie has company.
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You?
Me.
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Ew!
Yeah.
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Erica، you cannot scrunchie
my disgusting out-of-town
guest!
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That is against the rules!
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And turn off
that sexy mix tape!
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Geoff made me that tape!
Not to mention... Ew!
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Meanwhile، my mom
was making Coach
feel right at home.
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Holy cheesy seafood!
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Your shrimp Parm is
the Super Bowl of all meals.
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Easy، sweetie.
You're getting sauce
all over your white shirt.
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Here، put on
this clean one.
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Oh! Oh، it's still warm
from the dryer!
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Finish up 'cause I got
Push Pops for dessert.
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Push Pops? Score!
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Ow! I'm okay.
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Hey، Bevy! Hey، Barr.
Hey، Mr. G.
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This isn't our moron.
This is a grown man
with a neck brace.
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Good eye.
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Literally the first weekend
that our kids are gone،
242
00:09:20,556 --> 00:09:21,734
you're already replacing them?
243
00:09:21,759 --> 00:09:23,728
Please. I'm not trying
to replace anybody.
244
00:09:23,753 --> 00:09:26,773
He's eating all my food
and wearing Barry's
dumb orange shirt.
245
00:09:26,798 --> 00:09:28,033
Your face is dumb.
246
00:09:28,058 --> 00:09:28,835
What?
Nothing.
247
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,361
Don't listen to him.
Why don't you run upstairs
to your room،
248
00:09:30,386 --> 00:09:32,888
and I'll bring you
your Push Pop later، okay?
249
00:09:32,913 --> 00:09:34,348
Cherry. Don't forget.
250
00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,640
Bevy، this is insane.
What...
What are you doing?
251
00:09:36,665 --> 00:09:39,535
Oh، stop. I'm just helping
a coach in need.
252
00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,129
I changed my mind.
I want grape.
253
00:09:41,154 --> 00:09:42,455
Where are you going?
254
00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,499
To fix this!
255
00:09:43,524 --> 00:09:47,140
Yeah، well،
now، you know what? I...
I want strawberry. No! Wait.
256
00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:49,313
I don't know. Surprise me.
But anything but orange.
257
00:09:51,065 --> 00:09:52,900
With Coach Mellor
living under our roof،
258
00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:55,242
my mom was excited
to be smothering again.
259
00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:58,218
Hope you're hungry
for some noodle kugel
and a smoked fish medley.
260
00:09:58,243 --> 00:10:00,846
No dinner for Coach.
I got a mutiny below deck.
261
00:10:00,871 --> 00:10:03,265
Did you make today?
Did you make poo
262
00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:05,625
Any poo 'Cause that's
poison in the body، you know.
263
00:10:05,650 --> 00:10:07,851
Suppose Coach
could use some prunes.
Mmm.
264
00:10:07,876 --> 00:10:10,523
Great news!
I solved everything!
You're welcome.
265
00:10:10,548 --> 00:10:12,156
Oh، yes، my dad went big.
266
00:10:12,181 --> 00:10:15,062
He brought in Coach Rick's
massive older brother،
Coach Nick.
267
00:10:15,087 --> 00:10:16,889
Wait. This is your big idea، Murray?
268
00:10:16,914 --> 00:10:20,078
You try to fix things
by calling his actual family?
269
00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:22,093
Right، I'm the crazy one.
270
00:10:22,128 --> 00:10:24,798
Look، the last thing I need
is for my brother
to take care of me.
271
00:10:24,823 --> 00:10:26,601
You wouldn't say that
if you tried my soup!
272
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,528
Boys، stop.
I see what's happening here.
273
00:10:28,553 --> 00:10:30,132
Coach Rick has a hurt neck،
274
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:33,132
but Coach Nick's heart
is in a lot more pain.
275
00:10:33,157 --> 00:10:34,085
Whatever.
Doesn't matter.
276
00:10:34,110 --> 00:10:36,187
No، in this house،
our feelings matter.
277
00:10:36,212 --> 00:10:38,601
I feel they both
should go.
278
00:10:38,626 --> 00:10:42,563
Shh. Talk to your little brother، Coach Nick. Use your words.
279
00:10:42,588 --> 00:10:45,390
When you didn't ask for
my help، it made me sad.
280
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:49,234
'Cause، you know، my love
for you is big as my pecs.
281
00:10:49,259 --> 00:10:51,445
That's، like، the biggest love
a man can have.
282
00:10:51,470 --> 00:10:53,835
Well، that's gotta make you
feel special، Coach Rick.
283
00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:56,640
Maybe special enough to
share your feelings?
284
00:10:57,748 --> 00:10:58,609
Well...
285
00:10:59,302 --> 00:11:01,838
It's like my neck
is so jacked up،
I can't even blow my whistle.
286
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,414
Bro، you never been
so real to me before.
287
00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:07,502
I guess it's my turn
to get even realer.
288
00:11:08,352 --> 00:11:09,281
I don't have a home.
289
00:11:09,306 --> 00:11:11,108
Oh، boy.
Kathleen kicked me out
290
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,536
'cause I didn't notice
she changed her hair.
291
00:11:13,561 --> 00:11:15,820
My God، Coach Nick،
where have you been staying?
292
00:11:15,845 --> 00:11:19,773
At the gym. I sleep on the weight bench
and use a kettle bell as a pillow.
293
00:11:19,798 --> 00:11:22,234
You can stay with me in my
junior single condo، brother.
294
00:11:22,259 --> 00:11:24,161
With one tiny bed?
295
00:11:24,186 --> 00:11:26,273
No، no. You're both
staying here for the weekend.
296
00:11:26,298 --> 00:11:27,833
I won't take "no" for an answer.
297
00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:28,648
Oh، boy.
298
00:11:28,673 --> 00:11:30,695
Rick، why don't you
show Nick
where Erica's room is?
299
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,859
She has a keyboard.
It's awesome.
300
00:11:32,884 --> 00:11:34,486
I can play
Axel Foley's theme!
301
00:11:34,511 --> 00:11:35,912
Hah!
302
00:11:36,052 --> 00:11:38,406
Hey، no running، boys.
303
00:11:38,815 --> 00:11:42,257
You do realize that
you're replacing our children
with grown men?
304
00:11:42,282 --> 00:11:44,515
Stop.
They're simply sleeping
in their rooms،
305
00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:46,508
wearing their clothes،
and playing with their toys.
306
00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:51,437
Now، if ya don't mind،
I need to get some prunes
into our son's gym coach.
307
00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:54,224
Even though my dad failed at getting
rid of his unwanted guests،
308
00:11:54,249 --> 00:11:56,421
Erica had a plan
to get rid of hers.
309
00:11:56,446 --> 00:11:57,581
What the hell?
Bup-bup!
310
00:11:57,606 --> 00:11:59,441
Ninety-eight،
ninety-nine...
311
00:11:59,466 --> 00:12:00,929
First of all...
312
00:12:01,741 --> 00:12:04,835
Second of all، I hope you'll enjoy brushing
her greasy mane in the common room
313
00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:06,249
because that's where you
both will be tonight.
314
00:12:06,274 --> 00:12:09,644
I don't think so. Your brother is now my out-of-town guest،
315
00:12:09,778 --> 00:12:11,039
and he's not going anywhere.
316
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,210
Oh، well، that's a shame
because I called in
a new out-of-town guest.
317
00:12:14,272 --> 00:12:15,304
Barry?
Lainey-love!
318
00:12:15,329 --> 00:12:16,598
Who is she?
Who are you?
319
00:12:16,623 --> 00:12:18,258
Lainey، my sucky roommate.
320
00:12:18,283 --> 00:12:21,566
Sucky roommate، this is my best friend،
who is also the love of Barry's life.
321
00:12:21,591 --> 00:12:23,124
Was.
Seems like he moved on.
322
00:12:23,149 --> 00:12:24,617
Babe،
she means nothing to me.
323
00:12:24,642 --> 00:12:26,945
Hey، when I say "nothing،"
I meant everything.
324
00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:27,640
Don't even!
325
00:12:27,665 --> 00:12:29,289
My sister was right
about you!
326
00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:31,101
Hey، sis،
got you a sweet comb.
327
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,995
Don't try to make nice
with me، traitor.
328
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:36,247
Lainey's my new out-of-town guest،
which means both of you، beat it.
329
00:12:36,272 --> 00:12:40,512
So، I just sat on a stinky bus for six hours to be
used like some pawn in your battle with your roommate،
330
00:12:40,537 --> 00:12:42,427
who's now apparently
your brother's new girlfriend?
331
00:12:42,452 --> 00:12:44,921
And it's fun to get together.
332
00:12:56,802 --> 00:12:57,582
No
333
00:12:57,607 --> 00:12:58,716
not working
334
00:12:58,943 --> 00:12:59,755
You
335
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,607
No
336
00:13:00,976 --> 00:13:03,212
You? Last chance.
Okay.
337
00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:09,736
Dad! I got your message
and rode Dave Kim's sister's
bike the whole way here.
338
00:13:09,811 --> 00:13:10,708
What's the emergency?
339
00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:11,868
Go snuggle your mother.
340
00:13:11,893 --> 00:13:12,802
I thought this was serious.
341
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:18,919
It is! Your mom's in a bad place، and the only thing that'll
snap her out of it is her delicious little snuggle monster.
342
00:13:18,944 --> 00:13:21,028
What?
You'll always be your mother's baby.
343
00:13:21,053 --> 00:13:22,865
Now go let her smell your head.
344
00:13:23,973 --> 00:13:26,637
* My brother's...
Damn it.
345
00:13:26,886 --> 00:13:28,919
* My name is Nick... *
346
00:13:28,944 --> 00:13:31,046
Hey، I'm not ready
to share this yet.
347
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:32,903
Dad...
348
00:13:32,928 --> 00:13:34,575
Your mom's going through some stuff.
349
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,735
What do we do?
You know what to do.
350
00:13:36,891 --> 00:13:38,158
Ugh.
351
00:13:38,913 --> 00:13:40,708
Mama! I need you!
352
00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:41,950
Schmoopie! You're home!
353
00:13:41,975 --> 00:13:45,341
I came home
'cause I missed you.
354
00:13:45,463 --> 00:13:47,809
And I got scawwed.
355
00:13:48,513 --> 00:13:50,872
Uh، will you
give me sniffies on my head?
356
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,958
I am gonna sniff the out of your head!
357
00:13:52,983 --> 00:13:55,817
Mama G! Good news،
my tummy's feeling way better.
I made real good.
358
00:13:55,842 --> 00:13:57,611
That is fantastic!
359
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,880
Oh، my God،
what have I done?
360
00:14:00,901 --> 00:14:04,271
Can you guys pipe down a bit?
I'm working on my music!
361
00:14:05,104 --> 00:14:06,958
What have I done?
362
00:14:09,093 --> 00:14:10,786
Did I say you could use that?
363
00:14:10,811 --> 00:14:14,114
Sorry. Just preparing a little something
for my out-of-town guest.
364
00:14:14,139 --> 00:14:15,970
He may be peckish
from his travels.
365
00:14:15,995 --> 00:14:18,267
Geoff?
Ah! There's my guest now!
366
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:21,298
Come، join me in the kitchen
for some heated water.
367
00:14:21,323 --> 00:14:23,494
They're being real uppity
about sharing actual food.
368
00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:25,621
You misplayed this one، douche lord!
369
00:14:25,646 --> 00:14:29,244
Geoff will clearly be my out-of-town guest،
which means all of you need to get out!
370
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,771
No! You had your chance to make me your out-of-town guest،
371
00:14:31,796 --> 00:14:33,398
but you chose Barry.
And then Lainey.
372
00:14:33,423 --> 00:14:34,431
Hey، Lainey.
How you been?
373
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,392
Not great. You?
Pretty good.
374
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,212
Well، then، since Geoff
remains my out-of-town guest،
375
00:14:38,237 --> 00:14:40,105
all you ladies must leave...
376
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,978
Unless Lainey wants to stay.
377
00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:43,181
I don't.
What about Erica?
378
00:14:43,206 --> 00:14:44,508
Nope.
Then it's settled!
379
00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:47,101
Me and Geoff will stay in
this room that's not ours.
380
00:14:47,126 --> 00:14:48,861
Have a taste
of the chef's special.
381
00:14:48,886 --> 00:14:49,767
The secret's the heat.
382
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,494
No! I don't want to be
your guest either!
383
00:14:51,519 --> 00:14:53,755
You only asked me here to piss off your sister for inviting your ex.
384
00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:54,268
Fine!
385
00:14:54,337 --> 00:14:56,641
If you won't take my side، then
I'll call in someone who will!
386
00:14:56,791 --> 00:14:58,697
ALL: JT... P?
387
00:14:59,676 --> 00:15:02,525
Uh، Barr?
We just drove three hours.
388
00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:04,736
You said there was a sick
college rager going on.
389
00:15:04,761 --> 00:15:06,028
Did I say "rager"?
390
00:15:06,053 --> 00:15:08,400
Pretty sure I said "angry
standoff in a dorm room."
391
00:15:08,425 --> 00:15:10,594
Dude، I missed my nana's
birthday for this.
392
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:13,009
Yeah، man. This is the worst thing
you and Geoff have ever done.
393
00:15:13,034 --> 00:15:13,557
What?
394
00:15:13,582 --> 00:15:15,259
I told him it was your idea.
You get it.
395
00:15:15,284 --> 00:15:17,783
Also seems like a good time to say
I still have feelings for you.
396
00:15:17,808 --> 00:15:18,650
It may be the worst time.
397
00:15:18,675 --> 00:15:19,845
Okay، Lainey's not on board.
398
00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:21,439
What's he talking about?
399
00:15:21,464 --> 00:15:24,533
He's talking about
overriding the scrunchie rule،
which is what I'm gonna do.
400
00:15:25,975 --> 00:15:27,025
What the hell?
401
00:15:27,114 --> 00:15:29,181
I was promised Neil Peart
from Rush would be here.
402
00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,392
Oh، look، there's Barry
from school.
403
00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:33,002
Hi، it's Carla.
That's Carla from school.
404
00:15:33,027 --> 00:15:36,369
Enough. I'm telling the RA you're the worst
roommate on the planet and you gotta go.
405
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,900
Not if I tell him that you're worser and you gotta go!
406
00:15:40,505 --> 00:15:41,525
Srini، open up!
407
00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:44,009
My roommate's a monster who refuses to cap the toothpaste!
408
00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:45,588
She ate my Shark Bites!
409
00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:48,463
The world is her pantry! So،
if anyone's out، it's her.
410
00:15:48,488 --> 00:15:49,830
Actually، you're both out.
411
00:15:49,855 --> 00:15:51,478
Geoff،
don't you scrunchie that door!
412
00:15:51,503 --> 00:15:53,400
I'm sorry، but you guys
have been best friends
all year
413
00:15:53,425 --> 00:15:56,228
and all of the out-of-town guests agree
that you need to grow up and work it out.
414
00:15:56,253 --> 00:15:57,549
Best friends?
415
00:15:57,634 --> 00:16:00,567
She's just some random girl picked
from a hat to live with me.
416
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:01,494
It's madness.
417
00:16:01,519 --> 00:16:03,861
Strangers shouldn't be forced
to sleep four feet apart!
418
00:16:08,673 --> 00:16:09,591
Wow.
419
00:16:09,732 --> 00:16:12,641
That's all I am to you،
some random stranger?
420
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,857
That's not what I meant.
421
00:16:15,128 --> 00:16:16,485
No، I get it.
422
00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:17,612
You win.
423
00:16:17,683 --> 00:16:18,984
Take the stupid room.
424
00:16:23,564 --> 00:16:26,300
Realizing she had swapped out her kids with coaches،
425
00:16:26,325 --> 00:16:28,587
my mom knew it
was time to call the game.
426
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,883
Hot damn! Smells like Mama G's
cookin' up a storm in here!
427
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,970
Well، I figured it would be nice to send you off with full bellies.
428
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,562
Send us off?
Did we do something wrong?
429
00:16:36,587 --> 00:16:39,024
It's my fault، huh?
I ate all your apples.
430
00:16:39,049 --> 00:16:42,305
No، you've both been
very well-behaved large guests
431
00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:45,173
and double-extra-large
house guests.
432
00:16:45,198 --> 00:16:47,423
It's just that،
at some point،
433
00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:48,868
it's time to leave
the nest.
434
00:16:48,893 --> 00:16:50,813
It's so cruel and lonely out there.
435
00:16:50,838 --> 00:16:52,273
And you have pillows here.
436
00:16:52,298 --> 00:16:55,034
My big brave boys are ready to go.
437
00:16:55,213 --> 00:16:57,415
I mean، look at you، Rick،
with your...
438
00:16:58,614 --> 00:17:02,017
...being clean now
and، uh، Nick with your...
439
00:17:03,829 --> 00:17:04,493
...music.
440
00:17:04,518 --> 00:17:05,785
You think?
I know!
441
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:07,751
Now spread your wings and fly!
442
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,634
Look out، world!
Here come the Mellor boys!
443
00:17:10,659 --> 00:17:12,395
Now grab your snackies.
444
00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:14,356
Oh، um، actually، you know،
neither one of us drove...
445
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,540
She said fly!
446
00:17:17,071 --> 00:17:19,006
So much for the Bevolution.
447
00:17:19,031 --> 00:17:22,118
It's the first weekend ever without our
kids، and I completely lost my mind.
448
00:17:22,143 --> 00:17:24,923
Well، we still have a few more
years to ease into it.
449
00:17:24,948 --> 00:17:27,243
And what am I gonna do
when they all leave for good?
450
00:17:27,268 --> 00:17:30,345
Honestly، it's gonna be awful
for the both of us.
451
00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:31,220
Please
452
00:17:31,245 --> 00:17:34,938
. For the last four years، all you've talked
about is how you want them all to leave
453
00:17:34,963 --> 00:17:37,132
so you can have
some peace and quiet.
454
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,524
Bevy،
you know I hate change،
455
00:17:39,549 --> 00:17:45,962
but it's easier for me to say، "I want them out"
than to admit I love our crazy، loud family.
456
00:17:45,987 --> 00:17:47,470
You're gonna miss 'em، huh?
457
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,024
Really helps to know
I'm not alone.
458
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,176
Oh. Hey.
459
00:17:59,384 --> 00:18:00,618
Welcome to the common room.
460
00:18:00,643 --> 00:18:04,380
It's just for the night.
Housing is getting me a new
roommate this weekend، so...
461
00:18:04,405 --> 00:18:07,374
Okay، this is crazy.
You can't move out.
462
00:18:07,399 --> 00:18:08,462
It's not like we're friends.
463
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,759
I'm just some random girl
that got picked from a hat.
464
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,196
Look، college has been
way harder than I thought،
465
00:18:14,221 --> 00:18:16,759
but you've been the only thing
that's made it easier.
466
00:18:18,504 --> 00:18:19,985
I'm sorry I ate
your Shark Bites.
467
00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:21,379
I'm sorry I stole your ice tray.
468
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,321
I'm sorry I played the trumpet in your face.
469
00:18:23,346 --> 00:18:25,079
I'm sorry that I lured
half my high school up here.
470
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,405
I'm sorry I made up Hector.
471
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:26,829
What?
472
00:18:26,854 --> 00:18:29,634
He's so not real. I just،
like، needed you to go away.
473
00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:31,827
That is brilliant
474
00:18:31,852 --> 00:18:34,255
and totally something
I would do!
475
00:18:36,393 --> 00:18:39,063
Come on.
Let's get our room back
from my out-of-town guests.
476
00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:41,289
No way they're letting us
back in after what we pulled.
477
00:18:41,314 --> 00:18:42,267
Well...
478
00:18:42,984 --> 00:18:45,220
I think I have a way
to make it up to them.
479
00:18:45,245 --> 00:18:46,782
* Another shoulder
to cry upon
480
00:18:46,807 --> 00:18:48,985
ALL:
* I just want to use
your love
481
00:18:49,010 --> 00:18:51,045
* Tonight
482
00:18:52,145 --> 00:18:53,227
* Yeah
483
00:18:53,252 --> 00:18:57,756
* I don't want to lose
your love tonight
484
00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:02,796
Thank God the one thing
I learned at college is
how to throw a good party.
485
00:19:02,821 --> 00:19:05,249
I got to admit، that six-hour
bus ride was almost worth it.
486
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,432
I'm so sorry، Lainey.
487
00:19:06,457 --> 00:19:08,692
It's okay.
It was so good to see you.
488
00:19:08,717 --> 00:19:10,150
And Barry، too، kinda.
489
00:19:10,175 --> 00:19:11,043
I heard that!
490
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:13,735
She said it was kinda
okay to see me!
491
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,391
Cool.
492
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:16,484
This is kinda
the greatest night of my life!
493
00:19:16,509 --> 00:19:20,813
Turns out، one little scrunchie that was meant to
keep my sister away brought everyone together.
494
00:19:20,871 --> 00:19:25,001
As for my parents، for the first time،
their future alone didn't seem so scary.
495
00:19:25,026 --> 00:19:27,595
Murray، what's all this?
496
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:30,860
Adam went back to Dave Kim's، so
you're stuck with just me again.
497
00:19:30,885 --> 00:19:33,766
In fact، the future looked
brighter than ever.
498
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,469
You made me dinner.
499
00:19:35,494 --> 00:19:37,704
You said you weren't even
gonna wash the dishes.
500
00:19:37,734 --> 00:19:38,563
People change.
501
00:19:38,588 --> 00:19:40,227
Well، don't go changing
too much.
502
00:19:40,252 --> 00:19:41,743
You don't have to worry.
503
00:19:41,951 --> 00:19:46,222
Sometimes، fate
can bring strangers together
in the most random of ways.
504
00:19:46,247 --> 00:19:50,375
But suddenly، everything falls into
place and that stranger becomes family.
505
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,587
But no matter what
the universe has in store،
506
00:19:52,612 --> 00:19:59,579
you can face even the biggest of changes when the people
you love most pull up a chair and never leave your side.
507
00:20:01,306 --> 00:20:03,540
508
00:20:03,565 --> 00:20:04,900
Hi، I'm Rick Mellor.
509
00:20:04,925 --> 00:20:07,016
510
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:09,524
Just to have your name
mentioned on a TV
like that was kind of crazy.
511
00:20:09,549 --> 00:20:11,837
I didn't believe it
when people first started
telling me about it.
512
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:12,798
I don't miss a show now.
513
00:20:12,823 --> 00:20:16,184
The worst part about the whole thing، my neighbors
think I actually act like that when I teach.
514
00:20:16,209 --> 00:20:20,638
Think you guys are ready for the apex of
rubber-ball-based sports... Dodgeball.
515
00:20:20,663 --> 00:20:23,774
Next day at school، "Mr. Mellor، can we play dodgeball?"
516
00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:26,165
So we end up start playing
dodgeball again
because of the show.
517
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:28,059
When you're a phys-ed teacher،
you do stuff like that.
518
00:20:28,084 --> 00:20:29,986
You have fun with the kids.
You do stuff with the kids.
519
00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,501
The kids accuse me
of breaking their ankles.
I never did that.
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