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Liam and Dash, 13 00:00:29,971 --> 00:00:31,847 could you please stop racing through... 14 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:33,229 ♪ Feeling right, ♪ ♪ it's Saturday night ♪ 15 00:00:33,253 --> 00:00:36,135 Tiffany, would you please turn down the music? 16 00:00:38,029 --> 00:00:39,377 ♪ Now these fine ladies... ♪ 17 00:00:39,428 --> 00:00:41,792 It's called rock and roll, people! 18 00:00:41,860 --> 00:00:44,717 ♪ They was out to meet ♪ ♪ the boys in the band ♪ 19 00:00:47,844 --> 00:00:50,081 No headphones at the table. 20 00:00:50,794 --> 00:00:52,921 What are you listening to? 21 00:00:53,156 --> 00:00:54,656 Whale mating sounds. 22 00:00:54,681 --> 00:00:55,767 [WHALE SONG OVER HEADPHONES] 23 00:00:55,792 --> 00:00:58,012 It relaxes me. 24 00:00:58,853 --> 00:01:00,520 Oh, hey, guess what. 25 00:01:00,571 --> 00:01:02,828 I'm sending in a patent application today. 26 00:01:02,881 --> 00:01:04,549 Really? For which invention? 27 00:01:04,863 --> 00:01:06,391 The Pickle Popper. 28 00:01:06,842 --> 00:01:08,820 - That was one of Dad's best. - Mm-hm. 29 00:01:08,876 --> 00:01:11,700 If it sells like the ButterMe Toaster... We'll be rich. 30 00:01:11,764 --> 00:01:14,057 [LAUGHS] Oh, honey, I wish. 31 00:01:14,082 --> 00:01:17,021 Uh, we sold just about enough of these suckers 32 00:01:17,091 --> 00:01:19,540 to buy ourselves a 12-year-old Astro van. 33 00:01:19,687 --> 00:01:20,913 The van that can. 34 00:01:20,938 --> 00:01:22,788 If you mean "only start half the time" 35 00:01:22,813 --> 00:01:23,978 and randomly honk the horn," 36 00:01:24,003 --> 00:01:26,422 then yes, it definitely can. 37 00:01:27,198 --> 00:01:28,924 [WHIMSICAL PIANO MUSIC] 38 00:01:28,969 --> 00:01:31,178 Yelp says you're a five-star foot rubber. 39 00:01:31,512 --> 00:01:33,032 Let's see what you got. 40 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,293 Nnh... 41 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:36,567 Those are the feet of a 29-year-old. 42 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:37,837 Tom Jones told me that. 43 00:01:37,877 --> 00:01:39,094 - [CRASHING UPSTAIRS] - [DASH] Ah! 44 00:01:39,119 --> 00:01:40,372 Hey, uh, Wyatt, 45 00:01:40,399 --> 00:01:42,753 can you actually help me out upstairs, huh? 46 00:01:42,778 --> 00:01:44,433 See what Dash broke this time. 47 00:01:44,486 --> 00:01:45,940 - [DASH] Uh. - [LIAM] Ow. 48 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,090 [CLATTERING] 49 00:01:47,221 --> 00:01:49,225 What is going on in here? 50 00:01:49,298 --> 00:01:50,965 - It's his fault. - [DASH] It's so his fault. 51 00:01:50,990 --> 00:01:52,565 - He just attacked me. - He's the spaz, not me. 52 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:54,299 He screwed up my game with Ludvik. 53 00:01:54,387 --> 00:01:55,570 And who is Ludvik? 54 00:01:55,621 --> 00:01:57,645 This kid from Scrabble he's playing online checkers with. 55 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,383 We were playing Scrabble, and he's from 56 00:01:59,408 --> 00:02:01,081 the Czech Republic, you troglodyte. 57 00:02:01,106 --> 00:02:02,175 I don't know what that means, 58 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,617 but it sounds like an insult! 59 00:02:03,705 --> 00:02:05,573 Hey, hey, come on. Guys! 60 00:02:05,879 --> 00:02:07,249 [BETH] Guys? 61 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:08,511 Stop it. 62 00:02:08,864 --> 00:02:10,215 Ugh. [WHISTLES SHARPLY] 63 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:11,728 - Ow. - Hey! 64 00:02:12,118 --> 00:02:14,662 Family meeting, downstairs in five. 65 00:02:16,142 --> 00:02:17,476 [DASH] Good job. 66 00:02:18,874 --> 00:02:21,395 Okay, look, I know we've been through a lot lately, 67 00:02:21,490 --> 00:02:24,701 and there are surely more tough times ahead, 68 00:02:24,735 --> 00:02:26,349 but we're just... 69 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,734 we're not being nice to each other. 70 00:02:28,759 --> 00:02:31,059 We're not acting like a family, 71 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,418 and I'm not mad, I'm just... 72 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:35,926 I'm just disappointed. 73 00:02:36,027 --> 00:02:38,529 Go easy. Look how sad they are. 74 00:02:41,935 --> 00:02:44,214 Give 'em up. Now. 75 00:02:49,266 --> 00:02:51,784 Look, you boys go back to school on Monday, 76 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:54,351 and next weekend is... 77 00:02:54,707 --> 00:02:56,541 well, it would've been your father's birthday, 78 00:02:56,609 --> 00:03:00,945 so I... I think we should do something. 79 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:02,423 You know, your dad always made such 80 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:03,830 a big deal out of your birthdays. 81 00:03:03,855 --> 00:03:06,064 It seems right that we honor his. 82 00:03:06,484 --> 00:03:07,947 Any ideas? 83 00:03:15,297 --> 00:03:19,864 Well, what if we had some friends over, and... 84 00:03:20,579 --> 00:03:22,997 we showed them a few of Dad's inventions? 85 00:03:23,219 --> 00:03:25,426 Well, that's an interesting idea. 86 00:03:25,654 --> 00:03:27,805 I mean, your dad loved his inventions, 87 00:03:27,887 --> 00:03:29,226 but they do need a little spiffing up, 88 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:33,003 so how about we all help Wyatt with his plan, okay? 89 00:03:33,203 --> 00:03:34,434 What do you guys think? 90 00:03:34,468 --> 00:03:35,754 - [DASH] I don't know. - [LIAM] I guess. 91 00:03:35,802 --> 00:03:38,020 Okay, could I get a little enthusiasm? 92 00:03:38,282 --> 00:03:40,187 - [BRIGHTLY] I guess. - I don't know! 93 00:03:40,265 --> 00:03:41,474 Can we go now? 94 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:44,145 [SIGHS] Yes, adjourned. 95 00:03:46,253 --> 00:03:50,256 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC] 96 00:03:50,455 --> 00:03:56,573 ♪ ♪ 97 00:03:56,660 --> 00:03:59,203 [VOICES ECHOING] 98 00:03:59,304 --> 00:04:03,440 ♪ ♪ 99 00:04:03,821 --> 00:04:05,155 [FOOTSTEPS] 100 00:04:05,216 --> 00:04:06,800 [BUSHES RUSTLING] 101 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,321 Boo. 102 00:04:09,558 --> 00:04:10,850 [THUD] 103 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,919 [BRIGHT ELECTRONIC MUSIC] 104 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:21,187 ♪ ♪ 105 00:04:22,347 --> 00:04:24,223 [ROARS] 106 00:04:24,428 --> 00:04:29,090 ♪ ♪ 107 00:04:29,697 --> 00:04:31,030 [BOOM] 108 00:04:32,449 --> 00:04:33,449 [THWACK] 109 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,408 [POPPING] 110 00:04:35,594 --> 00:04:42,043 ♪ ♪ 111 00:04:42,142 --> 00:04:46,142 synced & corrected by PopcornAWH www.addic7ed.com 112 00:04:50,906 --> 00:04:52,300 [MAN] I... is he going to be okay? 113 00:04:52,341 --> 00:04:53,635 Little dude went down faster 114 00:04:53,674 --> 00:04:55,178 than a fat guy on a water slide. 115 00:04:55,203 --> 00:04:56,249 [TIFFANY] No, don't worry about Wyatt. 116 00:04:56,273 --> 00:04:58,333 - He's a fainter. - Yeah, that happens a lot with goats. 117 00:04:58,358 --> 00:05:00,057 Well, at least the goats I knew. 118 00:05:01,331 --> 00:05:02,432 What? 119 00:05:02,497 --> 00:05:03,810 Is there something on my face? 120 00:05:03,864 --> 00:05:06,272 Yes. Actually, it's the whole face. 121 00:05:06,328 --> 00:05:07,992 [BETH] It's pretty weird. 122 00:05:09,197 --> 00:05:10,546 Hey. 123 00:05:12,056 --> 00:05:13,348 - [EXHALES] - Hey, honey. 124 00:05:13,373 --> 00:05:14,508 - Honey, stay with us, okay? - [TIFFANY] Wyatt, 125 00:05:14,532 --> 00:05:16,489 Wyatt, you remember your uncle Terry? 126 00:05:16,523 --> 00:05:19,103 - [TIFFANY] Your father's twin. - I-I am so sorry 127 00:05:19,128 --> 00:05:20,292 I scared you, little buddy. 128 00:05:20,323 --> 00:05:22,192 My bad. You know, I forgot it's been 129 00:05:22,297 --> 00:05:23,702 five years since I've been here. 130 00:05:23,727 --> 00:05:25,082 I'm still not sure why. 131 00:05:25,142 --> 00:05:27,143 Didn't you burn down our tree house? 132 00:05:27,357 --> 00:05:28,729 That's all conjecture and hearsay. 133 00:05:28,754 --> 00:05:30,294 I can't comment any further. 134 00:05:30,388 --> 00:05:32,839 Isn't it great to see your dad's little brother again? 135 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,295 [LIAM] Little brother? But you and Dad are identical twins. 136 00:05:35,374 --> 00:05:38,178 Identical, yes, but Terry's a good nine minutes younger. 137 00:05:38,482 --> 00:05:40,104 He's always been my little baby ever since. 138 00:05:40,129 --> 00:05:42,714 Mom, this little baby's done a lot of growing up. 139 00:05:42,883 --> 00:05:44,759 Hey, can you make me the little smiley-face pancakes 140 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,745 - I love? - With the one strawberry eye? 141 00:05:46,852 --> 00:05:48,649 - [TIFFANY] Coming right up. - [TERRY] I get to pour the syrup! 142 00:05:48,673 --> 00:05:50,085 - [TERRY] Don't pour the syrup! - [TIFFANY] I know, I know. 143 00:05:50,109 --> 00:05:51,774 Pancakes! 144 00:05:52,455 --> 00:05:54,973 Oh, good. More children in the house. 145 00:05:58,450 --> 00:06:01,452 [SENTIMENTAL MUSIC] 146 00:06:01,663 --> 00:06:08,053 ♪ ♪ 147 00:06:33,716 --> 00:06:35,550 [SPORTSCASTER] Quarterback pulls out. 148 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:37,780 Deep pass to the right side. 149 00:06:37,857 --> 00:06:39,532 [CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 150 00:06:39,563 --> 00:06:42,376 [CROWD CHEERING] 151 00:06:42,661 --> 00:06:44,996 Dash, you, um... 152 00:06:45,064 --> 00:06:46,873 you think about Dad a lot? 153 00:06:46,944 --> 00:06:49,171 [SPORTSCASTER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 154 00:06:49,251 --> 00:06:51,707 [CROWD NOISE] 155 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:54,339 Hands it off... 156 00:06:54,564 --> 00:06:56,598 Mom said I have to move in with you invertebrates. 157 00:06:56,858 --> 00:06:58,871 Uncle Terry's getting the sofa bed in the living room. 158 00:06:58,923 --> 00:07:00,045 No way! 159 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:01,797 You think I'm happy about this? 160 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,818 Last year, I had to give up my room to crazy Grandma. 161 00:07:03,843 --> 00:07:06,163 Now I have to give up the living room to Bizarro Dad. 162 00:07:06,268 --> 00:07:07,663 It's just cruel. 163 00:07:07,907 --> 00:07:09,115 Hey! 164 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:11,132 Ah! God! 165 00:07:11,262 --> 00:07:12,941 "Let the strongest live 166 00:07:13,017 --> 00:07:15,349 "and the weakest die." Charles Darwin. 167 00:07:15,582 --> 00:07:17,739 "You're a butt-face." Dash McKenna. 168 00:07:17,846 --> 00:07:20,640 Are you guys gonna help me with Dad's inventions? 169 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,251 Chill. We have all week. 170 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:24,611 Yeah, and Uncle Terry said he'll take care of the party. 171 00:07:24,804 --> 00:07:26,785 How long is Uncle Terry gonna stay here? 172 00:07:26,854 --> 00:07:29,897 Until he gets arrested again, or burns something else down. 173 00:07:29,984 --> 00:07:32,002 - So he did burn down the tree house? - Oh, no! 174 00:07:32,027 --> 00:07:33,085 Quiet, I've got to focus. 175 00:07:33,110 --> 00:07:35,361 Ludvik just dropped an 80-pointer on me. 176 00:07:35,436 --> 00:07:37,771 Okay, I think you guys have had... 177 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:39,743 Dig, dig! Oh, no, you don't! 178 00:07:39,833 --> 00:07:42,192 I know you're using an anagram app, you Czech cheater! 179 00:07:42,292 --> 00:07:43,973 Penalty? What penalty? 180 00:07:43,998 --> 00:07:45,193 - [LIAM] God. - [DASH] Oh, no! 181 00:07:45,218 --> 00:07:47,768 Hello. Yo, Mom here. 182 00:07:47,893 --> 00:07:50,896 [ELECTRONICS BLARING] 183 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,537 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 184 00:07:54,628 --> 00:07:56,296 ♪ ♪ 185 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,747 - [DASH] No! - [LIAM] My game stopped! 186 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,208 What happened? 187 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,035 - Mom, the router stopped... - Mom, the wi-fi's off! 188 00:08:02,086 --> 00:08:04,423 I can't play my game with the TV off. 189 00:08:04,489 --> 00:08:06,398 The wi-fi's not working. 190 00:08:06,963 --> 00:08:09,047 I have something here from your dad... 191 00:08:09,175 --> 00:08:10,884 ♪ ♪ 192 00:08:10,999 --> 00:08:14,293 And he told me I'd know when to give it to you, and... 193 00:08:15,137 --> 00:08:16,888 he was right. 194 00:08:17,089 --> 00:08:24,096 ♪ ♪ 195 00:08:24,718 --> 00:08:26,505 "Under the ga-nome"? 196 00:08:26,641 --> 00:08:27,993 What's a ga-nome? 197 00:08:28,213 --> 00:08:29,588 [STEPPENWOLF: "MAGIC CARPET RIDE"] 198 00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:31,833 What's a ga-nome? 199 00:08:31,913 --> 00:08:34,707 ♪ Yes, yes, right between the sound machine ♪ 200 00:08:35,251 --> 00:08:36,640 BOTH: Tree house. 201 00:08:36,722 --> 00:08:38,948 ♪ On a cloud, a sound I drift into the night... ♪ 202 00:08:39,027 --> 00:08:40,227 Purple haze. 203 00:08:40,252 --> 00:08:41,367 ♪ It goes is right ♪ 204 00:08:41,392 --> 00:08:43,142 ♪ Goes far, flies near ♪ 205 00:08:43,521 --> 00:08:45,397 ♪ To the stars away from here, well ♪ 206 00:08:45,599 --> 00:08:46,966 Bermuda. 207 00:08:47,453 --> 00:08:49,556 ♪ You don't know what we can see ♪ 208 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,802 ♪ Why don't you tell your dreams to me ♪ 209 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:53,828 ♪ Fantasy will set you free ♪ 210 00:08:54,293 --> 00:08:56,995 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC] 211 00:08:57,106 --> 00:08:59,613 ♪ ♪ 212 00:09:00,015 --> 00:09:01,713 What's so dangerous about a book? 213 00:09:02,024 --> 00:09:03,525 For you? Trying to read it. 214 00:09:03,829 --> 00:09:07,005 ♪ ♪ 215 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:10,100 [BETH] Hey, hold on, hold on. 216 00:09:12,133 --> 00:09:14,468 I also have a letter from your dad. 217 00:09:14,723 --> 00:09:17,819 ♪ ♪ 218 00:09:18,112 --> 00:09:19,569 Want me to read it? 219 00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:21,664 Yeah. 220 00:09:22,057 --> 00:09:27,218 ♪ ♪ 221 00:09:27,587 --> 00:09:29,313 "Hi, kiddos." 222 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:33,359 Hey, I know this may seem weird, 223 00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:36,886 but I had a lot of fun making this book for you guys. 224 00:09:37,227 --> 00:09:40,312 I know it must feel like I'm not there to be with you, 225 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:43,984 sharing the things that I love with the people I love most, 226 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:46,926 but I am, 227 00:09:47,174 --> 00:09:49,343 on every page of this book. 228 00:09:49,795 --> 00:09:52,380 [BREATHES RAGGEDLY] 229 00:09:52,668 --> 00:09:54,950 Maybe if this book sparks your imagination, 230 00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:58,020 you'll put down the gadgets for a few minutes. 231 00:10:00,135 --> 00:10:02,710 I want you boys to be dangerously good 232 00:10:02,812 --> 00:10:04,605 and take some chances, 233 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:07,593 get lost, try new things, 234 00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:09,605 be fearless. 235 00:10:09,719 --> 00:10:12,265 REMEMBER MY MOTTO: 'Just do it.' 236 00:10:12,391 --> 00:10:14,511 [LAUGHS] Wait, no, that's Nike, 237 00:10:14,536 --> 00:10:16,684 and they might sue. 238 00:10:18,337 --> 00:10:21,545 Mine is 'You can't succeed unless you're willing to fail.' 239 00:10:21,869 --> 00:10:25,041 Life's an adventure, so go out and live it. 240 00:10:26,718 --> 00:10:28,693 "I love you forever." [SOFTLY] "Dad." 241 00:10:28,808 --> 00:10:31,393 [BITTERSWEET MUSIC] 242 00:10:31,515 --> 00:10:33,497 [LAUGHS SADLY] 243 00:10:33,626 --> 00:10:36,711 ♪ ♪ 244 00:10:36,813 --> 00:10:37,980 Oh, get off of me. 245 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,416 Dude, move! 246 00:10:39,484 --> 00:10:40,990 - [DASH] Okay, fine. - [WYATT] Dash! 247 00:10:41,048 --> 00:10:42,310 You're gonna break it. 248 00:10:42,386 --> 00:10:44,178 Submarines. 249 00:10:44,232 --> 00:10:45,553 Hey, hey, hey. 250 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:48,521 "The first submarine was tested in the River..." 251 00:10:48,668 --> 00:10:51,295 ♪ ♪ 252 00:10:51,477 --> 00:10:52,878 - [LIAM] Whatever. - Oh, look, look. 253 00:10:52,942 --> 00:10:55,479 - [DASH] Whoa. - [ALL] "Making a paper hat." 254 00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:57,868 "Imagine you're wearing your paper hat 255 00:10:57,936 --> 00:10:59,787 in your paper boat." 256 00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,615 Wait, wait, wait, I was looking at that. 257 00:11:02,669 --> 00:11:03,868 Great Wall of China. 258 00:11:03,898 --> 00:11:05,399 Oh, where's that? 259 00:11:05,424 --> 00:11:07,343 - China. - [MOUTHING] Oh. 260 00:11:08,314 --> 00:11:09,481 [WYATT] Go-carts. 261 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:10,915 [DASH] Coin tricks. 262 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,996 [LIAM] Oh, astronomy. 263 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,293 [ALL] Frogs. 264 00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:15,346 Frogs don't have ears. 265 00:11:15,371 --> 00:11:16,830 - Yes, they do. - Yes, they do. Come on, Dash. 266 00:11:16,855 --> 00:11:18,939 I think Dad's wrong on this one. 267 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:21,167 [DASH] Whoa, I'm not done reading the pictures! 268 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,657 Whoa, what's this? 269 00:11:22,698 --> 00:11:24,228 [WYATT] Pyramids. 270 00:11:24,341 --> 00:11:25,674 Temple of Artemis. 271 00:11:25,794 --> 00:11:27,536 This is so cool. 272 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,795 [HUMMING] 273 00:11:32,603 --> 00:11:35,116 Oh... wow. 274 00:11:35,532 --> 00:11:36,842 That's gonna take some time. 275 00:11:36,907 --> 00:11:40,910 Mm. This is gonna be a killer party, 276 00:11:40,964 --> 00:11:43,498 and I'm not just saying that 'cause it's my birthday, too, 277 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,120 so don't even think about getting me a present. 278 00:11:45,340 --> 00:11:46,715 I'm a size large. Whatever. 279 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,706 [LAUGHS] Um... 280 00:11:49,127 --> 00:11:52,421 Look, Terry, I'm really glad that you've come back 281 00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:54,983 to process everything that's happened, you know, 282 00:11:55,098 --> 00:11:56,930 but at this moment, 283 00:11:56,955 --> 00:11:58,836 and you being you... 284 00:11:58,904 --> 00:12:01,155 Oh, you mean 'cause, um... 285 00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:03,052 'cause I look just like him, right? 286 00:12:03,104 --> 00:12:06,678 Well, yeah, there's that, but, and no offense, 287 00:12:06,984 --> 00:12:10,236 I'm just worried that you might not be 288 00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:12,241 the greatest role model for the kids. 289 00:12:12,671 --> 00:12:14,630 Oh, yeah, no, no, no. No offense taken. 290 00:12:14,683 --> 00:12:16,935 Uh, and... and... 291 00:12:17,043 --> 00:12:19,203 you have nothing to worry about, Beth. 292 00:12:19,523 --> 00:12:21,311 I've changed my ways. 293 00:12:21,481 --> 00:12:24,157 I'm a very different man than I used to be. 294 00:12:25,584 --> 00:12:27,523 [WOMAN] Thank you for holding. Can I help you? 295 00:12:27,669 --> 00:12:29,338 [WITH IRISH ACCENT] Yes, hello, it's Father O'Herlihy here 296 00:12:29,362 --> 00:12:30,697 from the orphanage, calling about 297 00:12:30,722 --> 00:12:32,377 the deluxe fog maker. 298 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,335 Ah, it would just warm the cockles 299 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,494 of the little tykes' hearts 300 00:12:35,519 --> 00:12:37,228 if you could find it in your soul... 301 00:12:37,849 --> 00:12:39,683 45%. Great, yes. 302 00:12:39,748 --> 00:12:42,459 [TIFFANY] Where are you, Wyatt? My dogs are barking! 303 00:12:50,241 --> 00:12:53,243 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC] 304 00:12:53,365 --> 00:13:00,372 ♪ ♪ 305 00:13:03,473 --> 00:13:05,140 "The command module separates from" 306 00:13:05,165 --> 00:13:06,498 "the Saturn rocket." 307 00:13:06,729 --> 00:13:07,813 Cool. 308 00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:10,206 "It rotates and docks with the lunar module," 309 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:12,826 "also known as the LEM." 310 00:13:12,968 --> 00:13:18,128 ♪ ♪ 311 00:13:18,569 --> 00:13:22,031 [OVER CRACKLING RADIO] Adventurer... 312 00:13:24,209 --> 00:13:28,504 [WONDROUS MUSIC] 313 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:31,043 ♪ ♪ 314 00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:34,193 [MACHINES BEEPING] 315 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,607 [MAN] Adventurer, this is Houston. 316 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,084 Come in. 317 00:13:59,811 --> 00:14:01,219 Um... 318 00:14:01,302 --> 00:14:02,635 hello? 319 00:14:02,682 --> 00:14:04,729 [MAN] Wyatt, there you are. 320 00:14:04,871 --> 00:14:07,115 Glad to hear communication's back up and running. 321 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,974 Dad, is... 322 00:14:09,287 --> 00:14:10,663 is that you? 323 00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:13,509 Yep... it's me. 324 00:14:13,764 --> 00:14:15,339 But, uh... 325 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,772 Listen, there are a lot of dads around here, so... 326 00:14:17,901 --> 00:14:19,385 we'd best keep it official. 327 00:14:19,494 --> 00:14:22,017 I'm Houston, you're Adventurer. 328 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:25,699 Adventurer, do you copy? 329 00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:29,330 Yeah, yeah, I copy, Dad... Houston. 330 00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:31,844 Adventurer, 331 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,697 you're a go. 332 00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:36,128 Go? Go where? 333 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,932 To the moon. Where else, champ? 334 00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:42,044 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 335 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:45,711 ♪ ♪ 336 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,043 What? No, no, I can't. 337 00:14:48,122 --> 00:14:49,373 I can't do that. 338 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:52,319 Are you crazy? I'm ten! 339 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,365 There you are, you little sneak. 340 00:14:54,444 --> 00:14:56,374 Mom, I'm working here. 341 00:14:56,548 --> 00:14:58,257 - Grandma? - Well? 342 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,773 These feet aren't gonna massage themselves. 343 00:15:00,878 --> 00:15:02,963 [GROANS SOFTLY] 344 00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:04,938 [BETH] Come on, boys, let's go. 345 00:15:04,994 --> 00:15:06,578 You don't want to be late on your first day back. 346 00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:08,426 This party is gonna rock. 347 00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:09,913 I got some great stuff set up. 348 00:15:10,031 --> 00:15:11,782 Now, you're not gonna believe this, 349 00:15:11,937 --> 00:15:13,403 but I once worked as a carnie. 350 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:14,778 Oh, that's not remotely hard to believe. 351 00:15:14,802 --> 00:15:16,935 So I got a lead on a tilt-a-whirl. 352 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,783 - Wow. - Best of all. 353 00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:20,359 I booked a musical act. 354 00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:21,664 - Yeah? - Little band. 355 00:15:21,705 --> 00:15:23,163 You might have heard of them. 356 00:15:23,317 --> 00:15:25,603 - KISS? - [TIFFANY] Ah, sweet! 357 00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:26,943 I can finally collect! 358 00:15:26,996 --> 00:15:29,311 Gene's owed me 100 bucks since the "Love Gun" tour. 359 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,085 Or was it Paul? 360 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:37,339 Liam, remember how Dad used to steer with his knees 361 00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:40,427 so he could do a drum solo on the dashboard? 362 00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:44,184 Yeah, I... I kind of. Um... 363 00:15:45,733 --> 00:15:48,060 Oh, look, the price of gas went up 9/10 of a cent. 364 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,282 The Saudis are playing hardball. 365 00:15:53,396 --> 00:15:54,948 [CAR HORN HONKS] 366 00:15:55,086 --> 00:15:56,295 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 367 00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:57,555 What'd you honk for? 368 00:15:57,592 --> 00:15:58,967 [BETH] No, it does it on its own. 369 00:15:59,002 --> 00:16:00,795 I know. It just does it. 370 00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:03,265 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 371 00:16:03,914 --> 00:16:05,066 Hey, Sam. 372 00:16:05,091 --> 00:16:06,233 You weren't here, so I finished 373 00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:08,032 the five food group mobile without you. 374 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,868 All right, quiet, everyone. 375 00:16:12,910 --> 00:16:14,228 Quiet. 376 00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:16,750 Let's welcome Wyatt back to class. 377 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,530 [ALL] Hi, Wyatt. 378 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,242 Now, we need to let Wyatt know 379 00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:22,560 that he has support here in this classroom, 380 00:16:22,624 --> 00:16:23,662 okay? 381 00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:25,258 Because he's hurting. 382 00:16:25,386 --> 00:16:27,553 Deep down inside, right here, 383 00:16:28,634 --> 00:16:31,868 and it's not the kind of hurt you can put a Band-Aid on, 384 00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:34,214 so we need to be kind to him. 385 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:35,620 [FANCIFUL MUSIC] 386 00:16:35,849 --> 00:16:37,795 - Okay? - [CHILD] Okay. 387 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,207 Okay, take a seat. 388 00:16:40,368 --> 00:16:42,815 Okay, I hope everyone had a nice weekend. 389 00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:44,122 Mine was not good. 390 00:16:44,147 --> 00:16:45,772 I won't bore you with the details. 391 00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:48,585 Okay, so these alternate interior angles, 392 00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:50,862 one and three, are created by this transversal, 393 00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:53,354 and one and three form alternate interior angles, 394 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,003 which are always... supplementary? 395 00:16:55,028 --> 00:16:56,862 No, congruent. 396 00:16:57,231 --> 00:16:58,898 [CLOCK TICKING] 397 00:16:59,072 --> 00:17:00,406 [MR. TREE] One and two are... 398 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,810 [PATRICK] Two, one... 399 00:17:01,863 --> 00:17:03,112 zero. 400 00:17:03,174 --> 00:17:05,425 Adventurer, disengage the LEM 401 00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:06,676 from Command Module. 402 00:17:07,106 --> 00:17:09,127 Dad! I mean, Houston! 403 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:10,387 I can't do this. 404 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,504 I have no idea what I'm doing. 405 00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:14,792 You gotta believe in yourself, Commander. 406 00:17:15,186 --> 00:17:16,786 I do. 407 00:17:17,265 --> 00:17:19,391 [RATTLING, CLATTERING] 408 00:17:19,492 --> 00:17:21,869 What's happening? How do I fix this? 409 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,702 Okay, here's what you have to do. 410 00:17:23,756 --> 00:17:25,382 [DASH] Yo, Wyatt! 411 00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:27,338 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 412 00:17:27,398 --> 00:17:28,565 Whoa. 413 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:31,157 Check it out. Even my puke floats. 414 00:17:31,305 --> 00:17:32,610 - [WYATT] Dash! - Liam? 415 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:35,145 [LIAM] Get off me! [LIAM] In space, 416 00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:36,966 no one can smell your farts. 417 00:17:37,028 --> 00:17:39,530 Stop! Moon! Crash! 418 00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:41,645 - Houston! - [PATRICK] Don't panic. 419 00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:44,067 Everything will be fine if you just... 420 00:17:44,155 --> 00:17:46,588 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 421 00:17:49,828 --> 00:17:52,311 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC] 422 00:17:52,584 --> 00:17:59,218 ♪ ♪ 423 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,042 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 424 00:18:15,568 --> 00:18:17,695 Only one that stuck with it, huh? 425 00:18:17,756 --> 00:18:19,190 Dash and Liam really like it. 426 00:18:19,253 --> 00:18:21,338 They just have other stuff they have to do. 427 00:18:21,453 --> 00:18:24,038 [SKEPTICALLY] Mm-hm. 428 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,083 Hey, how's it going? 429 00:18:26,108 --> 00:18:28,026 - With the inventions? - Mm-hm. 430 00:18:28,096 --> 00:18:30,055 Really great. 431 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,424 How are you with Uncle Terry... 432 00:18:31,449 --> 00:18:33,137 Taking over the party planning? 433 00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:34,503 [TERRY SINGING IN BACKGROUND] 434 00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:36,426 I trust he'll do the right thing. 435 00:18:36,538 --> 00:18:38,148 I mean, he's out there right now, 436 00:18:38,173 --> 00:18:40,024 hanging lights for his stage. 437 00:18:40,155 --> 00:18:42,407 [TERRY] ♪ You keep on shouting ♪ 438 00:18:42,548 --> 00:18:44,090 - ♪ You keep on shouting ♪ - Ugh... 439 00:18:44,132 --> 00:18:45,382 He keeps on shouting. 440 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,467 [LAUGHS] 441 00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:47,876 - [TERRY SCREAMS] - [LOUD CRASH] 442 00:18:47,901 --> 00:18:49,715 Oh, God. I'll get the first aid kit. 443 00:18:54,196 --> 00:18:57,198 [GUITAR MUSIC] 444 00:18:57,312 --> 00:19:03,162 ♪ ♪ 445 00:19:03,526 --> 00:19:04,568 Ah! 446 00:19:05,087 --> 00:19:06,391 Agh. 447 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:13,620 ♪ ♪ 448 00:19:21,018 --> 00:19:22,640 What's shaking, kiddo? 449 00:19:22,702 --> 00:19:26,455 Tiffany, can you help me with one of Dad's inventions? 450 00:19:27,063 --> 00:19:28,362 I can't do it alone. 451 00:19:28,455 --> 00:19:31,271 Uh, gosh, sweetie, no, I can't. 452 00:19:31,558 --> 00:19:33,768 I'm going out in a little while. 453 00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:38,769 ♪ ♪ 454 00:19:39,506 --> 00:19:42,342 Why won't anyone talk about Dad? 455 00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:44,222 ♪ ♪ 456 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,170 Oh, honey. 457 00:19:47,904 --> 00:19:49,303 There's a good reason. 458 00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:56,149 If we talk about Patrick now, 459 00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:59,542 he'll think we're calling him back. 460 00:20:00,148 --> 00:20:03,254 We need to let his spirit make its journey. 461 00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:06,378 So, when can we talk about him? 462 00:20:06,486 --> 00:20:10,252 He needs three moon cycles to reach the celestial terminus. 463 00:20:11,022 --> 00:20:12,605 Hm? 464 00:20:12,992 --> 00:20:15,265 Hey, do me a solid. Hand me that hairbrush. 465 00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:20,700 Here, oh. 466 00:20:20,768 --> 00:20:22,378 Oops. 467 00:20:23,232 --> 00:20:24,690 [ELECTRONIC BEEPING] 468 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,166 - Oh. - [PATRICK] Adventurer. 469 00:20:28,766 --> 00:20:30,017 - [DASH] Help! - [LIAM] Dude! 470 00:20:30,055 --> 00:20:31,096 [DASH] Wyatt! 471 00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:32,255 Something's wrong! 472 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,389 - Prepare for moon landing. - Stop beeping! 473 00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:36,656 - [ALARM BLARES] - Uh-oh. 474 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,217 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 475 00:20:38,297 --> 00:20:40,166 Dad! I mean, Houston! 476 00:20:40,215 --> 00:20:42,158 You were going to tell me what to do. 477 00:20:42,271 --> 00:20:43,880 What is it? 478 00:20:44,427 --> 00:20:46,595 The first thing you need to do is calm down, son. 479 00:20:46,702 --> 00:20:48,453 The key to being a good leader 480 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,130 is controlling your emotions. 481 00:20:50,911 --> 00:20:53,233 I can't be a leader. I'm just a kid. 482 00:20:53,604 --> 00:20:56,050 Even though you're the smallest and you don't think 483 00:20:56,075 --> 00:20:57,826 you're strong enough or brave enough, 484 00:20:57,914 --> 00:20:59,476 you can do it. 485 00:20:59,557 --> 00:21:01,558 You can be a leader. 486 00:21:01,619 --> 00:21:03,078 I know you can. 487 00:21:03,146 --> 00:21:05,572 [RESOLUTE MUSIC] 488 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:08,626 ♪ ♪ 489 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,870 Dash, put that fire out. 490 00:21:10,945 --> 00:21:13,327 Liam, plot the landing trajectory and speed. 491 00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:17,877 ♪ ♪ 492 00:21:18,369 --> 00:21:20,225 Dash, get on those thrusters. 493 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,439 I need you to stop the spinning. 494 00:21:22,464 --> 00:21:23,756 - [DASH] What? - You can do it. 495 00:21:23,826 --> 00:21:24,903 I know you can. 496 00:21:24,928 --> 00:21:27,209 It's just like a video game. Give short trigger bursts 497 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,166 until the needle goes under the red line. 498 00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:31,276 Okay, and if I accidentally kill us, 499 00:21:31,318 --> 00:21:33,219 I'll just start the level over again, right? 500 00:21:33,284 --> 00:21:35,243 It's not that much like a video game. 501 00:21:35,364 --> 00:21:36,406 Got it. 502 00:21:36,453 --> 00:21:37,954 [THRUSTERS HISSING] 503 00:21:38,309 --> 00:21:43,449 ♪ ♪ 504 00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:44,959 I have coordinates and landing specs. 505 00:21:44,984 --> 00:21:46,086 We're stable. 506 00:21:46,111 --> 00:21:47,857 [WYATT] Excellent. Good work, guys. 507 00:21:47,882 --> 00:21:49,883 We need to get into the lunar module. 508 00:21:49,964 --> 00:21:51,173 Follow me. 509 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,959 ♪ ♪ 510 00:21:53,072 --> 00:21:54,698 [MAN] Lunar module has good descent. 511 00:21:54,726 --> 00:21:56,974 1,000 feet till touchdown. 512 00:21:57,506 --> 00:21:58,869 We have touchdown. 513 00:21:58,894 --> 00:22:00,436 They did it! All right! 514 00:22:00,496 --> 00:22:02,247 - Yes! - Well done! 515 00:22:02,348 --> 00:22:04,920 [TRIUMPHANT BRASS MUSIC] 516 00:22:05,129 --> 00:22:09,049 One small step for Man, 517 00:22:09,270 --> 00:22:10,490 one giant... 518 00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,506 Hunk of green cheese for me! 519 00:22:15,384 --> 00:22:17,176 [SIGHS] 520 00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:18,821 That's not cheese. 521 00:22:19,028 --> 00:22:20,779 Hey, it's not cheese. 522 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:23,415 [UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC] 523 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:30,583 ♪ ♪ 524 00:22:38,206 --> 00:22:41,041 Boy, this is nothing like Pink Floyd described it. 525 00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:43,822 ♪ ♪ 526 00:22:43,903 --> 00:22:46,905 [SOMBER MUSIC] 527 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:51,686 ♪ ♪ 528 00:22:51,921 --> 00:22:54,914 [HEAVY BREATHING IN MASK] 529 00:22:55,030 --> 00:23:01,972 ♪ ♪ 530 00:23:04,767 --> 00:23:06,473 Dad? 531 00:23:07,043 --> 00:23:09,027 Are you still here? 532 00:23:09,172 --> 00:23:14,426 ♪ ♪ 533 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:15,802 [PATRICK] Always. 534 00:23:15,903 --> 00:23:22,910 ♪ ♪ 535 00:23:26,831 --> 00:23:28,324 Hey, buddy. 536 00:23:29,209 --> 00:23:30,668 All right, little guy. 537 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,462 - Okay. - Hey. 538 00:23:33,199 --> 00:23:35,450 [BETH] You okay, sweetie? 539 00:23:35,551 --> 00:23:37,054 Yeah. 540 00:23:37,195 --> 00:23:38,610 I wanna call a family meeting. 541 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:40,251 [SNICKERS] 542 00:23:40,422 --> 00:23:41,917 Hey. 543 00:23:45,454 --> 00:23:46,913 Everyone, living room in two. 544 00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,720 [INDISTINCT WHISPERING] 545 00:23:51,856 --> 00:23:54,733 Okay, so, honey, is this about the party? 546 00:23:55,153 --> 00:23:56,668 Yes. 547 00:23:56,962 --> 00:23:58,678 And no. 548 00:23:59,296 --> 00:24:01,420 I wanted us to talk about Dad. 549 00:24:02,218 --> 00:24:06,304 I thought everyone could say one thing about him. 550 00:24:06,658 --> 00:24:08,113 Anything. 551 00:24:09,759 --> 00:24:13,637 [SOFT MUSIC] 552 00:24:13,778 --> 00:24:16,087 I remember how Dad tipped everybody. 553 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,915 Not just waiters and delivery guys, 554 00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:20,481 but, like, bus drivers and doctors. 555 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,738 [DASH] I remember one time, he stuck a 20 556 00:24:22,763 --> 00:24:24,409 into the dentist's pocket, said, 557 00:24:24,434 --> 00:24:25,912 "Thanks for the extra floss, boss." 558 00:24:25,996 --> 00:24:27,830 [LAUGHS] 559 00:24:27,959 --> 00:24:29,812 ♪ ♪ 560 00:24:29,972 --> 00:24:32,493 [CLEARS THROAT] Patrick was... 561 00:24:32,864 --> 00:24:34,322 Oh, gosh. He... He was a... 562 00:24:34,376 --> 00:24:36,795 an artist with a foot rub. 563 00:24:36,869 --> 00:24:40,622 He was the Michelangelo of massage. [LAUGHS] 564 00:24:41,833 --> 00:24:45,335 Tiffany, is that really what you wanted to say? 565 00:24:45,482 --> 00:24:47,525 ♪ ♪ 566 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,679 No, honey, it's not. 567 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,184 [SIGHS] I guess I've just been... 568 00:24:54,552 --> 00:24:56,593 you know, running away from all these feelings 569 00:24:56,618 --> 00:24:59,704 'cause... I miss him so much. 570 00:24:59,939 --> 00:25:02,012 ♪ ♪ 571 00:25:02,275 --> 00:25:04,475 And I remember... 572 00:25:05,241 --> 00:25:07,951 Patrick's smile. Oh! 573 00:25:08,093 --> 00:25:09,927 ♪ ♪ 574 00:25:10,101 --> 00:25:12,001 His beautiful smile 575 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,745 made me feel... 576 00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:17,158 loved. 577 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,309 ♪ ♪ 578 00:25:21,904 --> 00:25:23,516 I... I never would've graduated high school 579 00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:25,792 without Patty. 580 00:25:25,926 --> 00:25:28,060 He took a math quiz for me once. 581 00:25:28,713 --> 00:25:30,672 And a history test. 582 00:25:30,753 --> 00:25:32,211 Science exam. 583 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:33,948 Took my SATs. 584 00:25:34,036 --> 00:25:35,467 He broke up with three girls for me. 585 00:25:35,523 --> 00:25:38,983 Man, he was... He was a great brother. 586 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,928 [LIAM SIGHS] 587 00:25:41,424 --> 00:25:44,836 I remember how Dad never let me quit. 588 00:25:45,286 --> 00:25:47,787 Like with that diorama of the Boston Tea Party. 589 00:25:47,861 --> 00:25:49,612 That turned out so well. 590 00:25:49,653 --> 00:25:51,245 It was terrible. 591 00:25:51,401 --> 00:25:54,028 I left it on the radiator, and Paul Revere melted. 592 00:25:54,726 --> 00:25:56,075 [SOFT LAUGHTER] 593 00:25:56,114 --> 00:25:58,370 But, like Dad always said, 594 00:25:59,051 --> 00:26:01,831 you can't succeed unless you're willing to fail. 595 00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:04,838 I know what he means now. 596 00:26:08,037 --> 00:26:09,689 Okay, Mom? 597 00:26:10,137 --> 00:26:11,899 Oh, okay. 598 00:26:13,025 --> 00:26:14,691 Well, I remember that he 599 00:26:14,716 --> 00:26:17,301 made up a special dance for each of us. 600 00:26:17,471 --> 00:26:19,030 That's right. Mine was the Rusty Robot. 601 00:26:19,056 --> 00:26:20,514 Right? 602 00:26:20,649 --> 00:26:22,567 [IMITATES MACHINERY] 603 00:26:22,634 --> 00:26:24,096 [TERRY LAUGHS] 604 00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:25,918 That's it! That's the one. 605 00:26:25,986 --> 00:26:27,504 [TERRY] That was the Rusty Robot. I remember. 606 00:26:27,528 --> 00:26:28,619 [TIFFANY] Oh! Turn it off. 607 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:29,794 [LAUGHS] 608 00:26:29,912 --> 00:26:31,288 And we had the high-speed hustle. 609 00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:32,563 [BETH] Right, right. 610 00:26:32,613 --> 00:26:34,030 [TIFFANY] That's the one, right. 611 00:26:34,699 --> 00:26:36,436 [LAUGHTER] 612 00:26:36,504 --> 00:26:37,636 Yeah! 613 00:26:37,690 --> 00:26:39,349 - [TERRY] The high-speed hustle. - Whoo. 614 00:26:39,386 --> 00:26:41,288 Whenever he saw that one of us was sad, 615 00:26:41,313 --> 00:26:43,040 he would do that silly octopus dance 616 00:26:43,065 --> 00:26:44,928 - until we laughed. - The octopus dance! 617 00:26:44,985 --> 00:26:46,122 The octopus dance... 618 00:26:46,147 --> 00:26:47,693 [BETH] That's ridiculous, right? 619 00:26:47,743 --> 00:26:49,995 [ALL MAKING ODD NOISES] 620 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,964 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC] 621 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:58,447 ♪ ♪ 622 00:26:58,798 --> 00:27:00,525 [TERRY] Gather round, everyone! 623 00:27:00,592 --> 00:27:02,807 Simply light the wick 624 00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:06,859 and behold Rapunzel's sparkling hair. 625 00:27:06,951 --> 00:27:08,910 ♪ ♪ 626 00:27:09,051 --> 00:27:10,573 The wick... 627 00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:13,531 the wick... 628 00:27:13,772 --> 00:27:15,258 ♪ ♪ 629 00:27:15,393 --> 00:27:17,959 So, the bread goes in here. 630 00:27:18,062 --> 00:27:19,832 The butter is in here. 631 00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:21,495 Hi, everyone. 632 00:27:21,676 --> 00:27:23,426 I wanted to show you all 633 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,732 my dad's favorite invention. 634 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:30,720 ♪ ♪ 635 00:27:30,933 --> 00:27:33,101 The Dynamo Carousel. 636 00:27:33,302 --> 00:27:35,641 He called this a "smile-maker." 637 00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:39,344 I couldn't figure out how to make this thing go, 638 00:27:39,553 --> 00:27:41,971 and then I realized that Dad wanted us all 639 00:27:41,996 --> 00:27:43,696 to work together on this one. 640 00:27:44,036 --> 00:27:47,289 Mom, Dash, Liam, 641 00:27:47,717 --> 00:27:49,266 come up here, please. 642 00:27:49,598 --> 00:27:51,516 You too, Uncle Terry. 643 00:27:53,479 --> 00:27:55,730 [TERRY] Haven't been on one of these in a week. 644 00:27:55,837 --> 00:27:57,666 Hi-ho, Silver! 645 00:28:01,107 --> 00:28:03,274 [BETH] Oh... [GRUNTS] 646 00:28:03,355 --> 00:28:06,357 [CARNIVAL RENDITION OF "THE BLUE DANUBE" WINDS UP] 647 00:28:06,438 --> 00:28:08,409 ♪ ♪ 648 00:28:08,512 --> 00:28:10,180 [LAUGHTER] 649 00:28:10,308 --> 00:28:12,100 [TERRY] It's working! 650 00:28:12,241 --> 00:28:13,747 Ho ho ho! 651 00:28:13,881 --> 00:28:15,339 [SOUNDS OF ASTONISHMENT] 652 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:17,884 [APPLAUSE] 653 00:28:18,237 --> 00:28:21,239 [WARM GUITAR MUSIC] 654 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:22,825 ♪ ♪ 655 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,323 ♪ Ooh ♪ 656 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:29,284 ♪ ♪ 657 00:28:29,552 --> 00:28:32,470 ♪ Ooh ♪ 658 00:28:32,594 --> 00:28:34,137 [APPLAUSE] 659 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,796 [MECHANICAL HISSING] 660 00:28:35,944 --> 00:28:37,528 [MAN] Is there a Terry here? 661 00:28:37,642 --> 00:28:39,868 ♪ ♪ 662 00:28:40,043 --> 00:28:42,876 Minikiss? That's why they were half-off. 663 00:28:42,932 --> 00:28:44,514 Awesome! They're just like KISS, 664 00:28:44,545 --> 00:28:46,821 - only mini-er. - And KISS-ier. 665 00:28:46,979 --> 00:28:50,857 ♪ ♪ 666 00:28:51,032 --> 00:28:53,764 ♪ Ooh ♪ 667 00:28:53,984 --> 00:28:55,206 Mm. 668 00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:57,027 Your dad would've loved this. 669 00:28:57,114 --> 00:28:59,407 ♪ ♪ 670 00:28:59,495 --> 00:29:00,912 He does. 671 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:08,047 ♪ ♪ 672 00:29:14,303 --> 00:29:15,683 ♪ You keep on shouting ♪ 673 00:29:15,757 --> 00:29:18,091 ♪ You keep on shouting ♪ 674 00:29:18,192 --> 00:29:20,298 ♪ ♪ 675 00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:25,753 ♪ I want to rock and roll ♪ ♪ all night ♪ 676 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,740 ♪ And party every day ♪ 677 00:29:27,791 --> 00:29:32,292 ♪ I want to rock and roll ♪ ♪ all night ♪ 678 00:29:32,449 --> 00:29:34,284 ♪ And party every day ♪ 679 00:29:34,385 --> 00:29:38,971 ♪ I want to rock and roll ♪ ♪ all night ♪ 680 00:29:39,046 --> 00:29:40,999 ♪ And party every day ♪ 681 00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:43,965 synced & corrected by PopcornAWH www.addic7ed.com 682 00:29:44,072 --> 00:29:47,074 [UPBEAT BAND MUSIC] 683 00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:51,569 ♪ ♪ 684 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:12,920 [TRANQUIL MUSIC] 685 00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:19,879 ♪ ♪ 45465

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