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- My husband died for nothing.
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Do you know
your husband's passcode
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to his phone?
- Of course.
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- Jesus.
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- If I were to ask
eight-year-old Matt
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what he really wanted,
what would he say?
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- I wanted to make comic books.
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- This is amazing.
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- That day Rogue died...
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it was the day after Christmas,
right?
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That was the day
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that he knew
he was gonna marry you.
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- 12-26.
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I think there was
a lot about him I didn't know.
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- Hey, I'm just running
to the grocery store.
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Can you let me know
if there's anything
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you want me to get?
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I hope you're having
a nice hike. Bye.
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So why is Raskolnikov
so concerned
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for his sister's safety here?
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Is it because Vin Diesel
told him
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the most important thing
is family
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and then drove off
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in a $1/2 million car?
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Guys, we have six weeks left.
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Way too early
to check out like this.
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I mean, come on.
Give me... give me something
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before the period ends.
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No, wait, hold up.
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Hold up.
How about this?
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Read the first six chapters,
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and if you're still
this bored,
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we'll find something
more exciting,
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and we'll swap out
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Robert Frost
for Kendrick Lamar.
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But you have
to really read it,
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or do a way better job
faking it.
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All right.
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- Hey,
I'm, uh, checking out
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so if there's anything
you want, let me know.
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Okay, I guess you're not
getting service yet.
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You ready?
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- I can't decide
what shirt to wear.
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- Aren't all men's shirts
the same shirt?
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Well, you look good
in all of these.
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How about this one?
This is fun.
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Hi.
Can you please call me back?
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I am starting to worry.
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Um...
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Please just give me a call
so I know you're okay.
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Love you. Bye.
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- What if art becomes
like the 24-hour news cycle?
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When everything
comes out quick,
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it has the shelf life
of a gallon of milk.
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What if we end up living
in a world of first drafts?
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- Really?
- What?
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- You were weird at the party,
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you didn't say a word
in the car ride home,
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and now you want to go
straight to bed.
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- I'm tired.
- Everyone is tired.
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It's Friday.
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You completely shut down.
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- Oh, because I didn't want
to laugh at Rob's jokes?
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He said he was so impressed
with my self-sacrifice
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in being a teacher.
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- I can't believe he gave you
a compliment.
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What a sociopath.
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- He's in finance.
It was a dig
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about how little I make, Leigh.
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- Why do you have to run
every nice thing
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someone says to you
through the Matt Machine
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to figure out
how it's secretly an insult?
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- Maybe because
I'm just not interested
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in laughing at unfunny jokes
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and pretending to be interested
in lame stories.
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- You could've stayed home
if you didn't want to go.
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- Yeah, really?
You would've let me stay home?
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- I get that you're going
through a hard time right now.
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I... I just thought
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that going out
might make you feel better.
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- Yeah, going out doesn't
do that for me, Leigh.
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- Well, sometimes,
you're...
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sure that you won't have fun,
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and then you do,
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and... then you're glad
you went, sometimes.
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But what never makes you
feel better
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is lying in bed all day.
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- You know, what also
never makes me feel better
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is when my wife yells at me.
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- I'm not yelling.
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- It's hard to figure out
what book
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might keep
my students awake
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when I keep getting push alerts
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that the world
is going to hell,
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and with summer coming up,
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I'll have even more time
to spiral out like this.
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- You feel like your medication
has stopped working?
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I have thought loops
that I can't stop, so yeah.
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- Happens.
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We've reached
the maximum dose with this one.
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We'll try another.
Have you tried Sertraline?
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- Not yet.
You know,
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every time I cycle
onto something new,
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I've... I end up crying
at dog food commercials.
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- You know that's temporary.
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I'll send the prescription
in today.
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Let's talk more about summer.
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Ideally,
what does this break look like?
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- Um, well, I...
I want to exercise more,
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uh, and meditate.
Um...
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And Leigh's dad and stepmom
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gave us this gift certificate
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to some... hotel
in Palm Springs.
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- That real life or ideal life?
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- Uh, both,
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um, though it's 110 degrees
in the summer,
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so probably ideal fall.
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Um, and I know Leigh
would love it
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if I finished my...
my comic book.
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- Leigh would love it?
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- I might want to finish it.
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Um...
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Yeah, I mean... you know,
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it's a comic
that I wanna read,
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so I wanna create it.
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- Just so you can read it?
Only you?
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- Oh, boy.
I...
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I want... I want... yeah.
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I want everyone to read it.
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Why is that so hard to say?
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- Say it again,
even if it's hard.
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- Okay, I want everyone
to read it.
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I want... I want everyone
to read it.
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Um, I...
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I want it to get published.
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I want...
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I wanna...
I wanna see it
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on my favorite shelf
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in my favorite
comic book store.
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I... I want some kid
who's like I was
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to pick it up and...
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and... and, uh...
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And... and love it so much
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they make their friends
read it.
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- So you'll finish it
this summer.
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- Uh, y... um, it's not
just finishing it,
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which I'm actually
pretty close to.
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It's... it's telling people
about it.
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I... I have to pitch my book
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with my online portfolio,
which I... I set up...
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last year, and you're now
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the second person
in the world
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who knows it exists,
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and... and if I do all that,
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well, what if
it gets published?
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- Matt...
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What about success
frightens you?
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What if it gets published,
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and...
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it doesn't make me
feel better?
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I mean, if...
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If that doesn't work,
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then I don't think
anything could.
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I just don't know
what else to try.
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- I think you do.
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I think we listed
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a whole bunch
of things to try.
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Where are you?
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Uh, did you forget
to charge your phone again?
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'Cause I got you
that new charger
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for your car,
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and, uh, here it is
on your drafting table.
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Cool.
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- Oh, my God.
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What time is it?
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I'm supposed
to teach at 8:00.
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- Leigh's already there.
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- Okay, on a scale of
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"We'll laugh
about this someday"
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to "my sister is dead to me,"
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how mad is she?
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- Uh, she was in the
"I'm not saying anything,
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but I'm sighing
really loudly" range.
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- That's not good.
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Whatever.
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She always judges people.
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It's like the smokescreen
she uses
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so that she doesn't have to
work on her own problems.
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- Oh, you're in trouble
right now,
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so I'm not gonna
agree with you.
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Hope whatever happened
last night was worth it.
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- Oh, it was.
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The family my friend Kristin
nannys for
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went out of town
for the weekend,
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so we raided
their wine cellar
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and went skinny-dipping
in their infinity pool,
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uh, but then Kristin
fell asleep inside the house
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with all of our stuff
and we were all locked outside.
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All I had was my phone, so...
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I threw an inflatable pool toy
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over my naked body
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and took a Lyft here.
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The Lyft driver said
that the next time
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anyone asks her
for her craziest story,
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she's going to tell mine.
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What?
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- Just think about
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what you could accomplish
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if you took all that energy
you put into partying
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and funneled it literally
into anything else.
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Thanks for the lecture, Dad,
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but I'm fine.
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I have a job,
my mom makes me pay rent...
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- Okay, but what
about the future?
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- Uh, I mean,
I think it's unstoppable,
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but until it comes,
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I'm going to continue
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giving Lyft drivers
their best stories.
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- Okay, clearly,
I'm not getting through.
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This is the decade
where you build your life.
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What do you want to build,
Jules?
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Who do you want to be?
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- Yeah, okay.
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I can't wait
for you to screw up,
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so you can call me,
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and I can ask you,
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"Who do you want to be?"
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but for now, I'm going
to make us some pancakes,
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so you can stop
questioning my life choices.
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Blueberry?
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- Okay.
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- Cool.
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- And send.
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Yo, bro, talk to your wife.
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She's, like, freaking out
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'cause you haven't
called her back.
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Text her you're okay,
so she can stop calling me.
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Thanks.
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- Hi, honey.
It's Mom.
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I want to get you guys
over for dinner.
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Can you and Leigh
do Sunday night?
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Let me know.
Love you.
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Dude, dude, dude,
you are never gonna believe
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what just...
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okay, wait, hold on.
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Hold on, wait.
Whoa, whoa.
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W-what happened?
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Man,
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she said I was too defensive,
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but obviously,
I'm gonna be defensive
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when she's always
criticizing me,
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and she had already
broken up with me
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at this point, by the way.
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So I'm like,
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"Why am I still getting
yelled at
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when you're already done?"
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- She was still yelling because
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she still wants to work it out
between you guys,
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and as long as you insist
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on being right
about everything,
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00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,214
you're never gonna be
in a relationship
262
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that lasts longer
than six months.
263
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:03,009
That's amazing.
264
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,427
How does Leigh get her voice
265
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,554
to come out of your mouth
like that?
266
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,014
- It's not funny.
- It is.
267
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,640
Actually, it is.
268
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,893
- You know, Mom let you
get away with everything,
269
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,645
and it created
unrealistic expectations
270
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:17,607
for how a woman
would treat you.
271
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:18,941
- You obviously got that
from therapy.
272
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,318
- No, I get a lot from it,
actually.
273
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,944
- Mm, maybe I can use some
274
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,197
to help me get over
this breakup.
275
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:24,489
- No, you don't need therapy
for that.
276
00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:26,991
Y-you're supposed to feel bad
when you get dumped.
277
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,576
You should go to therapy
about Mom, though.
278
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,668
You really think I have
unrealistic expectations?
279
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:42,507
Man, all I want is a girl...
280
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,511
Who will laugh really hard
at my jokes
281
00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:48,471
and to make me laugh
really hard back.
282
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,854
- There was a study
283
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,731
that looked at people
284
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,025
who won the lottery
285
00:15:00,026 --> 00:15:02,610
and people
who had an accident,
286
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,655
became paraplegics,
quadriplegics,
287
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,698
and...
288
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,367
pretty soon,
289
00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:10,619
they were about as happy
290
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,703
as they were before the lottery
291
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:16,415
or the accident,
292
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,834
so they came up with this idea
293
00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:20,545
of a happiness set point.
294
00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:22,922
However happy you were,
no matter what happened,
295
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,633
after a momentary spike
or dip,
296
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,177
that's about as happy
as you'll always be.
297
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,181
- So I'm just gonna
keep talking about Kyra,
298
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,058
and you're
just gonna keep talking
299
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,601
about some article you read.
- I'm saying,
300
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,187
you're a relatively happy
person.
301
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,772
You were happy
before you met Kyra,
302
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,400
and you'll be happy
again soon.
303
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:43,694
- Okay.
304
00:15:43,695 --> 00:15:46,362
Okay, thanks.
305
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,281
- You know,
the really crazy thing is,
306
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,782
after the study,
the lead researcher
307
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,492
jumped off of a building.
308
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,164
What do you think
my sober set point is?
309
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,877
I think I should spike it soon.
310
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:02,211
Good?
- Yeah.
311
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,588
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
312
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,506
- I love you, man.
- I love you, too.
313
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,944
- I don't know why
I'm still calling you
314
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,697
if your phone's dead,
315
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,201
Matt, if you are ignoring me,
316
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:37,288
I am going to be so pissed.
317
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,999
Please call me.
318
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,459
Call me, call me,
call me, call me,
319
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:42,793
call me, call me,
call me, call me.
320
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:43,879
Call me, call me, call me.
321
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,838
Oh, my... wait, oh, shit,
322
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,049
I'm getting
another call.
323
00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:49,800
Uh, Oh, God,
I hope this is you.
324
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,983
- What are you doing?
325
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,569
- I was waiting until I was
okay to drive, Leigh.
326
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:11,906
- I thought
you were dead.
327
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,492
- No, no.
328
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,410
- You can't die.
329
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:17,954
- I won't.
330
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:20,331
- No, I'm... I'm, like, never.
331
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,669
I think
I might have to someday.
332
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:28,631
Just do it after me.
333
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,717
- Okay.
334
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,845
It's okay.
335
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:35,721
Hey, hey.
336
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,807
Hey.
337
00:17:36,808 --> 00:17:39,392
Hey, it's okay, I'm here.
338
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:57,743
- This is
your local Rite Aid Pharmacy.
339
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,913
Your prescription
is ready for pickup.
340
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:08,087
- This is
your local Rite Aid Pharmacy.
341
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,173
Your prescription
will be available
342
00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:12,717
for three more days.
343
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,472
- This is
your local Rite Aid Pharmacy.
344
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,766
Your prescription
has been canceled.
345
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,852
Please call
your doctor's office.
346
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,520
- I think that's better
than a coffee.
347
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:27,858
You're welcome.
348
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:32,320
- Did you cum?
349
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:33,905
- Um, no, I don't think...
350
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:36,116
uh, I don't think
it's gonna happen today.
351
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:48,837
- Are you okay?
352
00:18:48,838 --> 00:18:50,505
- Yeah, I think it's just
a possible side effect
353
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:52,465
of the medication
I'm taking.
354
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:54,759
- You do...
355
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:58,804
seem like you're...
a little better, I think.
356
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,474
- Well, I read somewhere
that sometimes,
357
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:05,437
your body feels it
before your head does.
358
00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:16,155
- I wish I had
a better understanding
359
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,699
of what you're going through.
- Oh, it's hard to describe.
360
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,035
- You're an English teacher.
361
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,664
Give me a metaphor.
- I don't know!
362
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,960
- I read an article
363
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,546
that said it's like a...
364
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:35,508
like a fog
descending over everything.
365
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,428
- Like that?
366
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,431
- Kind of.
367
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,226
- Please just tell me
368
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,437
if there's anything
369
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,064
I can do to help.
370
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,566
- Oh, yeah.
371
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,318
- Anything.
372
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,239
Even if it's giving you space,
373
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,242
which, you know,
is the hardest thing
374
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,829
you could ask me to do.
375
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:08,291
But I love you that much.
376
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:11,377
- That is what I need.
377
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:17,675
- Then...
378
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:21,679
I can start by
taking a shower,
379
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,265
and that will buy you
ten minutes.
380
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,059
Mm, twenty-five.
381
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,336
- Hey, it's, uh...
it's Danny.
382
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,505
I, uh...
383
00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:57,340
I do... I don't know why
384
00:20:57,341 --> 00:20:59,342
I even called you.
I...
385
00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:02,303
You're never even gonna get
this message.
386
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,430
Yeah.
387
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,807
I guess I just wanted
to hear your voice.
388
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,604
This is weird.
389
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:12,856
Sorry.
390
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:18,027
Um...
391
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:21,280
I was procrastinating
the other day
392
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,407
and I was flipping
through my phone,
393
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:27,828
and I found this old
credit card bill
394
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,540
I hadn't paid.
395
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:34,418
Um, I donated to this thing.
396
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:39,715
The last male
northern white rhino was sick.
397
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,843
And I hid the emails
398
00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,511
because I didn't want Leigh
to find out about it,
399
00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:46,889
and I guess I forgot to pay it.
400
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,977
W... anyway, um...
401
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:52,478
I hadn't heard
about the rhino,
402
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:57,108
so I looked him up,
403
00:21:57,109 --> 00:22:01,404
and it turns out he died.
404
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,448
Months ago, actually.
405
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:10,246
Um...
406
00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:14,584
The whole world just
didn't care about him.
407
00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:17,003
We killed off
every single creature like him,
408
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:20,923
and now he's gone.
409
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:22,800
- Why don't you want Leigh
to know?
410
00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:24,427
- Uh, because I always donate
411
00:22:24,428 --> 00:22:25,803
to bummer things like that,
412
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:27,972
and I shouldn't
be spending the money,
413
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:30,600
and e... I'll... I'll just put
the credit card
414
00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:33,102
in the freezer.
- Why can't you...
415
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,854
just tell Leigh about it?
416
00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:38,482
- She doesn't know
what it's really like.
417
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,151
She thinks it's like a fog,
418
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:41,278
because someone
described it like that
419
00:22:41,278 --> 00:22:42,154
in an article or something,
420
00:22:42,155 --> 00:22:45,281
but that's... that's not
how it feels to me.
421
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:46,949
- What does it feel like
for you?
422
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,826
- The opposite.
423
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,329
It feels like a bracing wind
424
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:53,289
that blows...
blows the fog away
425
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:55,416
and reveals the whole truth
426
00:22:55,417 --> 00:23:00,087
of the world underneath,
and it's...
427
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:04,008
Everyone else is in the fog.
They can't see it, but I can,
428
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:07,261
and it's all ugly
and hopeless.
429
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:08,930
- Is that
the depression talking?
430
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:11,516
- No, no, it's me talking.
431
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,017
- The disease
432
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,685
makes you see the world
that way.
433
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,479
- No, the disease
isn't dangerous
434
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,813
because it tells me lies.
435
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:22,276
The disease is dangerous
because it tells me the truth.
436
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,530
- Matt...
437
00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:31,410
You have to open yourself up
438
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,204
to the possibility
439
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:35,332
that you can be happy.
440
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,007
- I was thinking
about this time
441
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,467
we were driving to Vegas.
442
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,803
I was sleeping, and...
443
00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:52,056
you woke me up
because there was actually
444
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:53,641
a tumbleweed blowing by,
445
00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:56,644
and you knew
it would make me laugh.
446
00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:00,356
And I did.
447
00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:02,149
I laughed so hard.
It...
448
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,694
- Matt Greer?
449
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,989
- Not saying
I don't... laugh anymore,
450
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:11,200
but... not like you
made me laugh.
451
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:12,535
- Sorry I'm late, but I swear,
452
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:15,121
being an editor's like being
a firefighter on the Sun,
453
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,497
which is why it's so nice
454
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:17,999
when I get
to make someone's day.
455
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,251
Here's the deal:
456
00:24:19,252 --> 00:24:20,877
You're a better writer
than artist,
457
00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:22,171
and there's a few key panels
458
00:24:22,172 --> 00:24:23,588
I want you to take
another crack at,
459
00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:26,048
and obviously, you gotta finish
that last chapter,
460
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:28,843
but I know you can get there.
- Uh, sure.
461
00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:32,388
- Sorry. I'm totally
burying the lede here.
462
00:24:32,389 --> 00:24:34,724
We're gonna publish you.
463
00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:38,561
- We just gotta nail those
last few pages and I'm...
464
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:47,737
Congratulations, Matt.
465
00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:49,530
Welcome to the club.
466
00:25:04,046 --> 00:25:06,047
Matt, dude.
Joe Tsang.
467
00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:07,257
It's been three weeks.
Where'd you go?
468
00:25:07,258 --> 00:25:09,550
I've been emailing you.
Hit me back.
469
00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:20,144
- Hey.
- Hey.
470
00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:21,979
- What's going on?
471
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,315
- It's Jules.
Her car
472
00:25:24,316 --> 00:25:26,609
quote-unquote broke down
in Victorville,
473
00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:30,154
so I'm not... I'm not
gonna make it for dinner.
474
00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:31,948
- Uh, then don't give it
a second thought.
475
00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:33,699
Just go do
what you've gotta do.
476
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,535
- You're the greatest.
I'm so sorry.
477
00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:36,828
I'll make it up to you
tomorrow.
478
00:25:36,829 --> 00:25:39,205
- No, don't... don't... I...
479
00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:41,082
Yeah, you better.
480
00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,877
Hey, I'll see you later, okay?
481
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:48,047
- Okay, I love you.
- Yeah, love you too.
482
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,382
Bye.
483
00:25:58,308 --> 00:25:59,725
- I went
for a hike today.
484
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:02,103
What do you think of that?
485
00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:05,231
I'm at the spot where, um...
486
00:26:05,232 --> 00:26:07,358
Anyway, I'm looking
straight down
487
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,278
the side of this cliff, man.
It's no joke.
488
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:13,906
But I guess
you already knew that.
489
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:16,325
Was it muddy up there?
490
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,827
You never replaced
those raggedy-ass boots,
491
00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:19,370
did you?
492
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,125
I'm just trying
to understand...
493
00:26:24,126 --> 00:26:25,252
what happened,
since you can't
494
00:26:25,253 --> 00:26:27,837
explain it to me.
495
00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:29,672
Those last few seconds
496
00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:32,550
on the way down,
497
00:26:32,551 --> 00:26:34,385
what was going
through your head?
498
00:26:41,393 --> 00:26:43,561
Where are you going?
499
00:26:43,562 --> 00:26:44,979
- I'm gonna go
for a hike.
500
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:46,647
- I'm gonna come with you.
501
00:26:47,942 --> 00:26:50,359
Just give me ten minutes
to get ready.
502
00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:54,030
And three more hours
to sleep.
503
00:26:54,031 --> 00:26:56,032
- You were up all night.
It's okay.
504
00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:57,617
- Mm, okay.
505
00:26:57,618 --> 00:26:58,911
I love you.
506
00:26:58,911 --> 00:27:00,204
- I love you too.
507
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:20,389
- You've done
that hike a hundred times,
508
00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:24,185
and I've done it with you
at least 20.
509
00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:31,651
I want to believe
this was an accident,
510
00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:33,194
but I'm standing here,
looking down,
511
00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:36,697
and... I just don't know.
512
00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:15,486
- I think I want a party.
- You do?
513
00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:16,904
- I do.
- A party?
514
00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:18,990
- Mm-hmm. Like a big party.
515
00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:20,992
- Okay.
516
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:22,202
- Leigh, I've been trying
to give you
517
00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:23,370
your column back for months.
518
00:28:23,371 --> 00:28:27,248
- I-I know you waited on me,
and the good news is,
519
00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:29,083
is that I'm done
putting my life on hold
520
00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,127
and I'm ready to do this.
521
00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:31,170
- Are you okay?
522
00:28:31,171 --> 00:28:35,423
You've invited 657 people
to my house tonight.
523
00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:37,300
- Well, it's a last-minute
invite on a Tuesday.
524
00:28:37,301 --> 00:28:39,510
If 30 people show up, it's
gonna be a Christmas miracle.
525
00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:43,431
- No. Shit.
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