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Eugene?
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Due to my
negligence, Tulip O'Hare
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and Cassidy
have escaped Masada.
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I'm ready to die.
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I'm ready, too.
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Sir, please.
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Jesus Christ, huh?
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I know, right?
And we're takin' off.
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- Aah!
- He wants to see Las Vegas.
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Where is this conference I'm
supposed to be helping out with?
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Shall we begin?
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He's my son, too!
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Get back in the kitchen
or so help me ...!
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Or what?!
You'll hit me again?!
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Oh, please!
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I squeezed your arm.
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Son, let's go.
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Son... there are times
in a man's life
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when he's gotta do things
he don't wanna do.
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This is one'a them.
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Ya don't gotta do this,
Abe.
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Please, don't do it!
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Go back inside!
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I swear, Abe,
you're wrong about this.
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Is Mama sad?
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- She'll be alright.
- Stop!
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Sufferin's a part
of life.
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Isn't it?
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Yes, Papa.
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There ain't nothin'
in this world that's free.
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I mean, you think all this
don't come with a price?
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No, Papa.
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You're a smart boy.
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Take after your ma.
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Are you sad, Papa?
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I'll be alright.
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Are we going
to suffer?
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More than you know.
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Stay your hand,
Abraham!
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God?
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I was gonna do it.
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I was gonna do it.
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I was gonna do it!
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I was gonna kill my only son
for you!
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Indeed, you were,
my child.
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It was a test.
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You passed.
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I passed?
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Come!
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I love you so, so much.
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Come!
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I love you so, so much.
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I love you so, so much.
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I love you so, so much.
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Hello?
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- Are you ready?
- Phase Two.
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Let's stir
the hornet's nest,
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shall we?
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See who gets stung.
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Yes. Good.
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Excellent metaphor.
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Is that the guinea pig,
My Lord?
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No.
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How's my boy doing?
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Good.
He's holding his own.
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Hitler's a tough negotiator,
of course...
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The Messiah.
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The one you call
Humperdoo.
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How's he doing?
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He's doing well.
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They, uh... they...
they just took him
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to get his feet waxed,
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otherwise I know
he'd love to talk.
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Okay, then.
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So, when do we meet?
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Soon.
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I'll, um...
I'll call you later.
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Great. I'll just sit here and await your ca...
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Where are you getting these
inflated figures from here, Jesus?
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Simple addition.
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Baptisms
and absolutions.
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But your father gave them
free will, ja?
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Initiate Phase Two:
Escalate.
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Bloody Aussies,
bro.
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Keep moving.
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It's the
Deputy Prime Minister.
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Preacher S04E06
"The Lost Apostle"
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G'day there.
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Who's in charge?!
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The Commishna.
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Well, we want a word
with this commissioner.
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Best ya pull
yer bloody head in.
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Commishna's heaps bizzay
with Mrs. Bloody Bushwick.
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Besides,
thay's prow-tah-caws t'folla
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for all civvy intercourse
with coppahs.
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You need to fill out
an M.C., Code A.C.I.C.
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Then come back s'arvo and
we'll set up an appointo then.
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We want to talk
to your Commissioner.
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Didn't ya hear
what I just sai'?
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- You can't jus...
- Oh, but we can, Missy.
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And who the hell are you?
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We're the Americans.
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No worries, mate.
She'll be right.
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No. She won't ever be right.
Mate.
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You know, you guys,
you botched up
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a three-year undercover
assignment, you know that?
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And I got tatted up
for no reason,
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but this one here,
this one,
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she lost her partner
to this preacher
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and you wanna tell her,
"It'll be right"?
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We had no idea he was
of interest to you Yanks.
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Everything's of interest
to us.
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I want everything
you got.
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I want credit card activity,
I want criminal associates,
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I want
last known location.
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This is our case now.
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But there is no case.
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Not anymore.
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Your man's dead.
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That's a lie.
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No.
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Death by gunshot.
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Got the killer locked up
downstairs.
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What killer?
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What killer?
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Bullshit, Eugene.
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You wouldn't hurt
a fly.
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He's one ugly Bruce.
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No wonder he's mad
at the world.
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Yeah, well...
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That's just the thing.
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He's got a face
like an ass,
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but he's really quite
a sweet kid.
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We found blood
on his clothes,
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powder burn on his hand,
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weapon he used,
and he said he did it.
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There was no body,
so...
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So, look at 'im.
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My money says
we'll find your man
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in that ass-face bastard's
stool.
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Mm-hmm.
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Now,
you listen to me.
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You may have shot him,
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but when he's dead,
I will know.
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Understand?
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'Cause Jesse's alive.
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Why?
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Wh-What does that mean?
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Where is he?
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Eugene,
where is he?!
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Ahhh!
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Uh! Uhh!
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Got a gentle touch there,
Doc.
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What's next?
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Sponge bath?
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Ahh! Ahh!
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God!
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Burnin' daylight.
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I was thinking
of sleepin' in.
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Move.
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Drop your weapons
and get on your knees.
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Just checkin'.
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Where we going?
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Ooh.
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To kill God.
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Deathbed conversions?
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You cannot be serious.
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Whoever believes
is not condemned.
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Whoever does not believe is.
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So, by your logic,
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one could start
a world war,
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or try to exterminate
an entire people,
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level Danzig,
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und still go to Heaven,
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if they repent
at the last second?
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If they repent, yes.
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Well,
that is going to change.
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- Oh, no, it isn't.
- Yes, it is.
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Or I am taking back
the homosexuals.
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Well then... maybe there doesn't
need to be an apocalypse,
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after all!
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I'm sorry, gentlemen,
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but we are having
the apocalypse.
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In fact,
it's already underway.
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Ja?
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Phase Two?
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Escalate.
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A spark to set the world
on fire.
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I love it.
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Souls are coming.
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In numbers.
In bulk.
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So, you need to decide
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which souls are going to Heaven
and which to Hell.
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Chop-chop, then.
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Back to work.
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Revenge
won't bring you peace.
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Be angry,
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call Him
a son-of-a-bitch,
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but you can't kill Him.
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.44 Walker.
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It's the most powerful handgun
ever made.
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And mine can shoot through
planets.
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I can kill Him.
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Let's go.
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Eat shit.
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I said, "Let's go."
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And then I said...
"Eat shit."
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Took my family, too.
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My dad, mom.
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They were good people.
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Lot better than me and you,
that's for sure.
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Had a baby, too, once.
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Tulip and I.
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Dallas. Years ago.
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All this shit?
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Sufferin' and commotion?
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Don't you wanna know
what the hell? Why?
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I do.
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I need to know
what it means.
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Well, I'm not dead.
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Which means
you want me alive,
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which means
I'm calling the shots.
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So, why don't you holster
your planet-shootin' guns
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and walk away?
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Leave God to me.
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Wanna see what it means...
Preacher?
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No.
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Wait!
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Just sit tight
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until the Americans arrive,
Charlie.
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Charlie?
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Charlie? You there?
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We gotta go.
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We just missed them.
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Gotta be
right up ahead.
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...across Oceania
as a bellicose New Zealand
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has mobilized
their Carrier Strike Force
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in the Tasman Sea in response
to the allegation
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that Australia is responsible
for the murder
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of their beloved
Deputy Prime Minister.
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Hike ya daks, mate.
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We might have
a situation.
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The Australian Prime Minister
denies the claims,
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but asserts the country's
right to defend itself
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against any violation
of its sovereignty.
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Streuth.
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Bloody Kiwis.
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I've been told
they got snakes out here.
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One bite'll make you lie down
and piss blood out yer ass.
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00:21:42,266 --> 00:21:44,072
Tryna find some
to send your way,
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but looks like
they run off scared.
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Murdering son-of-a-bitch
like you?
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I don't blame 'em.
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00:22:01,126 --> 00:22:05,374
You got any water?
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00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:10,900
Oh, you don't get
thirsty.
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00:22:10,936 --> 00:22:17,147
How 'bout a cigarette?
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00:22:17,183 --> 00:22:18,788
Well,
don't tell me you quit.
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00:22:18,824 --> 00:22:20,110
What kind of a cowboy
are you?
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00:22:22,748 --> 00:22:24,234
What's the point of being
a dead demon
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if you can't even...
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00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:29,319
...smoke?
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I liked the snake idea
better.
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I'm not gonna let you
kill Him.
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I'll die before I do.
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00:23:11,679 --> 00:23:14,366
So, we're around here
somewhere, okay.
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And Jesse is somewhere...
out there.
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00:23:21,009 --> 00:23:22,254
So, yeah, okay.
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Good. We just start
driving around
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and, uh... find him.
270
00:23:27,456 --> 00:23:30,062
Driving around where?
There aren't any roads.
271
00:23:30,098 --> 00:23:33,026
There are roads, Cass.
272
00:23:33,062 --> 00:23:35,268
Look.
273
00:23:35,304 --> 00:23:36,429
There's one.
274
00:23:36,465 --> 00:23:37,430
There's a road.
275
00:23:37,466 --> 00:23:38,511
Right there,
there's one.
276
00:23:38,547 --> 00:23:41,434
There's not many.
277
00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:43,036
I...
278
00:23:43,072 --> 00:23:45,278
I didn't say "many,"
okay?
279
00:23:45,314 --> 00:23:47,361
You said there was none
and that's wrong.
280
00:23:47,397 --> 00:23:51,685
There are actual roads
that we could follow them on.
281
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:56,770
Not many. Some.
282
00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:05,459
What about the letter?
283
00:24:05,495 --> 00:24:08,743
I don't know,
maybe you missed somethin'.
284
00:24:08,779 --> 00:24:10,264
Maybe there was a clue
or somethin'.
285
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:15,430
There's nothing in that letter
I missed, okay?
286
00:24:15,466 --> 00:24:16,751
You never said
what's in it.
287
00:24:16,787 --> 00:24:18,473
'Cause it's none
of your business.
288
00:24:18,509 --> 00:24:20,595
I don't mean
the personal stuff.
289
00:24:20,631 --> 00:24:23,518
I just mean... you know,
his plans,
290
00:24:23,554 --> 00:24:25,240
like where he was headed.
291
00:24:25,276 --> 00:24:26,521
Maybe there's something
in the letter.
292
00:24:26,557 --> 00:24:28,483
I didn't read the letter,
okay?
293
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:34,730
Alright.
294
00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:37,132
I mean,
what'd be the point?
295
00:24:37,168 --> 00:24:39,695
It either says,
"You're a dumb bitch,"
296
00:24:39,731 --> 00:24:42,698
or, "You're a dumb bitch
and I forgive you," and...
297
00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:45,541
either one is bullshit,
so screw him.
298
00:24:51,303 --> 00:24:52,588
Why don't I read it?
299
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:54,510
What?
300
00:24:54,546 --> 00:24:56,352
I mean, you still have it,
right?
301
00:24:56,388 --> 00:24:59,676
You've not
thrown it away.
302
00:24:59,712 --> 00:25:00,757
Somewhere.
303
00:25:00,793 --> 00:25:02,399
Alright, so, you know,
304
00:25:02,435 --> 00:25:05,122
I just skim past
all the personal stuff
305
00:25:05,158 --> 00:25:06,363
and see
if there's any clues
306
00:25:06,399 --> 00:25:08,325
as to where
he might've been going.
307
00:25:08,361 --> 00:25:10,327
Maybe it could help us.
308
00:25:10,363 --> 00:25:11,728
You know?
309
00:26:15,711 --> 00:26:23,924
It won't help.
310
00:26:27,123 --> 00:26:30,170
Actually,
do you know what?
311
00:26:30,206 --> 00:26:41,142
Gonna go grab a smoke.
312
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,856
Hello?
313
00:28:01,421 --> 00:28:05,872
Hello?
314
00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:15,012
Another cuppa?
315
00:28:15,048 --> 00:28:17,486
No, thanks, you...
316
00:28:17,522 --> 00:28:19,609
Christ, you people
and your "cuppas."
317
00:28:19,645 --> 00:28:21,210
Getcha anything else then,
hon?
318
00:28:21,246 --> 00:28:22,932
Uhh.
319
00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:25,535
Do you know what, actually,
I'm a bit of a drug addict,
320
00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:27,016
who's had nothing
but cuppas
321
00:28:27,052 --> 00:28:29,099
since I got to yer
no-road hellhole of a country
322
00:28:29,135 --> 00:28:31,061
and I'm starting to feel
a bit down.
323
00:28:31,097 --> 00:28:34,264
So, unless you have a quantity
of crack, crank, or skag handy,
324
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:36,346
or maybe in some household
just lyin' around
325
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,428
like some disinfectant
or some paint thinner,
326
00:28:38,464 --> 00:28:39,870
maybe a bit of descaler.
327
00:28:39,906 --> 00:28:42,032
You got any of that?
328
00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:43,554
No?
329
00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:45,275
Right, well, I think
I'll just take a check.
330
00:28:45,311 --> 00:28:49,079
Thanks. Sheila.
331
00:28:49,115 --> 00:28:53,564
There might be some
fire retardant 'round back.
332
00:29:34,883 --> 00:29:37,490
Son-of-a bitch.
333
00:29:51,781 --> 00:29:54,027
Oh, my God.
334
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:49,445
Cass?!
335
00:31:04,456 --> 00:31:05,622
He's gonna meet God.
336
00:31:05,658 --> 00:31:07,704
- See?
337
00:31:09,662 --> 00:31:11,468
What is...
what is that?
338
00:31:11,504 --> 00:31:13,230
It's fire retardant.
339
00:31:15,027 --> 00:31:16,633
That's where
he's meeting Him.
340
00:31:16,669 --> 00:31:18,675
I just hope
there's roads.
341
00:31:19,993 --> 00:31:21,959
We don't need
no stinkin' roads.
342
00:31:43,937 --> 00:31:48,626
Gentlemen,
I'm going to Australia.
343
00:31:48,662 --> 00:31:50,869
I'll be right back.
344
00:32:00,555 --> 00:32:01,920
I have to warn you,
Hoover Two,
345
00:32:01,956 --> 00:32:04,843
when I get back,
I'll be quite attractive.
346
00:32:04,879 --> 00:32:06,645
I look forward to it,
sir.
347
00:32:06,681 --> 00:32:08,807
Attention,
all Grail personnel,
348
00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:11,570
the car wash will be open
regular hours.
349
00:32:19,214 --> 00:32:21,501
Lotta walkin'.
350
00:32:21,537 --> 00:32:23,863
I guess it's your thing.
351
00:32:23,899 --> 00:32:26,306
Cowboy without a horse
and all that.
352
00:32:26,342 --> 00:32:30,110
Makes me miss the "I run while
you try and kill me" days.
353
00:32:30,146 --> 00:32:31,391
They'll come again.
354
00:32:31,427 --> 00:32:34,314
Don't worry.
355
00:32:34,350 --> 00:32:36,516
I hope so.
356
00:32:36,552 --> 00:32:39,519
'Cause this shit's
gettin' boring.
357
00:32:39,555 --> 00:32:41,481
You think he's knows
what's coming?
358
00:32:41,517 --> 00:32:44,404
He better.
359
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,046
Else it's gonna sting.
360
00:32:51,288 --> 00:32:53,294
- Get ready.
- Alright.
361
00:32:56,133 --> 00:32:58,940
Got a feeling that someday
you're gonna be mad at me.
362
00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:03,224
I'm mad at you right now,
Preacher.
363
00:33:03,260 --> 00:33:09,350
No, I mean, someday,
you're gonna be more mad at me.
364
00:33:09,386 --> 00:33:15,277
When that day comes
and you got me in your sights,
365
00:33:15,313 --> 00:33:18,240
I want you
to remember...
366
00:33:18,276 --> 00:33:20,842
without me,
367
00:33:20,878 --> 00:33:22,805
God gets away with it.
368
00:33:25,483 --> 00:33:27,129
Now.
369
00:33:52,581 --> 00:33:54,066
Hey!
370
00:33:54,102 --> 00:33:55,948
What?!
371
00:33:55,984 --> 00:33:58,991
- Hey!
- Oh, hey!
372
00:33:59,027 --> 00:34:03,276
Hey.
373
00:34:03,312 --> 00:34:07,841
Hey.
374
00:34:07,877 --> 00:34:11,404
She said...
She said, "Hey."
375
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,485
Still mad at me,
huh?
376
00:34:12,521 --> 00:34:14,648
Yeah.
377
00:34:14,684 --> 00:34:15,969
She didn't read
the letter?
378
00:34:16,005 --> 00:34:21,215
Nah.
She'll come around.
379
00:34:21,251 --> 00:34:22,256
We gotta make a stop.
380
00:34:22,292 --> 00:34:23,977
No, we know, we know.
381
00:34:24,013 --> 00:34:25,539
Listen to me.
382
00:34:25,575 --> 00:34:26,981
When we find God,
383
00:34:27,017 --> 00:34:29,183
yer making him explain
"The Big Lebowski," alright?
384
00:34:29,219 --> 00:34:30,905
No, no, I mean it.
After all this
385
00:34:30,941 --> 00:34:32,947
and I don't get an explanation
for that,
386
00:34:32,983 --> 00:34:36,751
I'm gonna punch something.
387
00:34:52,443 --> 00:34:55,530
G'day.
388
00:34:55,566 --> 00:34:57,292
Whaddya got there,
mate?
389
00:34:57,328 --> 00:34:59,975
A plutonium
fissile device.
390
00:35:00,011 --> 00:35:01,376
25 kilotons.
391
00:35:01,412 --> 00:35:03,739
Ah. An atomo bomb.
392
00:35:03,775 --> 00:35:06,462
Why're yeh doin' that for?
393
00:35:06,498 --> 00:35:09,705
We're from New Zealand.
394
00:35:11,423 --> 00:35:12,428
No, you're not.
395
00:35:12,464 --> 00:35:14,470
Sure, we are.
396
00:35:14,506 --> 00:35:16,672
Don't be a bloody dag,
bro.
397
00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:18,074
Ye take me
for a drongo?
398
00:35:18,110 --> 00:35:19,836
I know a Kiwi when I see one
and yer no...
399
00:35:33,286 --> 00:35:36,813
Phase Two is in place
and awaits your command.
400
00:35:36,849 --> 00:35:38,495
Any sign of Custer?
401
00:35:38,531 --> 00:35:40,938
Not yet.
402
00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:44,301
Eager for your revenge,
Klaus?
403
00:35:44,337 --> 00:35:45,743
You wanted to cut a...
a, uh...
404
00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:48,105
To carve a vagina
into Custer's head.
405
00:35:48,141 --> 00:35:49,587
- Vagina.
- That's right.
406
00:35:49,623 --> 00:35:52,670
Delightful piece
of sadistic irony.
407
00:35:56,189 --> 00:35:57,755
And my reward, as well.
408
00:35:57,791 --> 00:35:59,597
Uh, my looks.
409
00:36:01,835 --> 00:36:06,044
My beauty fully restored.
410
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,766
Right, right,
right, right.
411
00:36:07,802 --> 00:36:10,969
It's just that, uh,
physical attractiveness
412
00:36:11,005 --> 00:36:15,093
has always been sort of
a calling card for me.
413
00:36:15,129 --> 00:36:21,740
And you'll have it,
God willing.
414
00:36:21,776 --> 00:36:24,703
How is
the Christ child?
415
00:36:24,739 --> 00:36:27,026
Uh, good, good.
416
00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:28,547
Focused.
417
00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:38,277
Deep in rehearsal
for the big show and...
418
00:36:38,313 --> 00:36:40,400
...you know I lost him,
don't you?
419
00:36:40,436 --> 00:36:43,723
That's why you keep asking.
420
00:36:43,759 --> 00:36:45,165
It wasn't me!
421
00:36:45,201 --> 00:36:47,687
It was Custer!
He's the one that broke him out!
422
00:36:47,723 --> 00:36:48,688
But don't worry.
423
00:36:48,724 --> 00:36:50,370
We'll... we'll find him.
424
00:36:50,406 --> 00:36:53,894
I hope so.
425
00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:55,736
God, I love that kid.
426
00:36:55,772 --> 00:36:56,937
Of course.
427
00:36:56,973 --> 00:36:58,779
We all do.
428
00:36:58,815 --> 00:37:00,741
What's not to lo...
429
00:37:02,459 --> 00:37:03,424
What's that?
430
00:37:03,460 --> 00:37:05,346
That...
431
00:37:05,382 --> 00:37:10,191
is canis lupus dingo.
432
00:37:10,227 --> 00:37:11,232
Dingo?
433
00:37:12,869 --> 00:37:15,837
One of
my hardier creations.
434
00:37:17,274 --> 00:37:20,842
He disables his prey
by ripping out the trachea.
435
00:37:20,878 --> 00:37:25,887
And if the animal is too tall
and he can't reach the throat...
436
00:37:35,853 --> 00:37:39,021
Don't ever cross me again!
437
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,987
There's your rock.
438
00:37:51,229 --> 00:37:52,715
And there's your God.
439
00:37:57,836 --> 00:37:59,122
Where'd you get this?
440
00:37:59,158 --> 00:38:01,444
Oh, I found it
in God's trailer.
441
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,086
What?
442
00:38:03,122 --> 00:38:04,767
Where? How?
443
00:38:04,803 --> 00:38:07,731
We just got lucky.
444
00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:09,052
- Shit.
- It's a trap.
445
00:38:09,088 --> 00:38:10,574
We've gotta get out of here.
Go!
446
00:38:10,610 --> 00:38:11,935
Go! Go! Go!
447
00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:40,885
I gotcha, Padre!
448
00:38:40,921 --> 00:38:43,488
Shit!
449
00:38:43,524 --> 00:38:46,451
Goddamn it!
450
00:38:54,615 --> 00:38:56,702
Let go!
451
00:38:56,738 --> 00:38:57,703
I gotcha!
452
00:38:57,739 --> 00:38:59,745
No, you don't!
453
00:38:59,781 --> 00:39:02,388
Cass, let me go!
454
00:39:06,187 --> 00:39:09,955
Tell Tulip...
to read the letter.
455
00:39:09,991 --> 00:39:12,118
No, no, no!
No, Jess... Jesse!
456
00:39:12,154 --> 00:39:13,839
Jesse, don't!
457
00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:15,801
Let me go!
458
00:40:32,061 --> 00:40:34,240
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