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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,272 --> 00:00:08,763 - Oh, man, he was right. - He was just teasing you. 2 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:12,139 Teasing me? Guy tells me I look like Charles Laughton. He's teasing? 3 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:14,075 Maybe he was talking to somebody else. 4 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:16,477 Son of a bitch calls me Charles Laughton. 5 00:00:16,649 --> 00:00:19,982 - Charles Laughton was a terrific actor. - Yeah, but he had, like, nine chins. 6 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:23,611 - He had a huge, huge, chubby face. - You are not getting a chubby face. 7 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:25,087 Did you ever see Henry VIII? 8 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:28,455 He would rip open half a goose and eat it right there at the table. 9 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:31,324 - You look gorgeous. - I'm getting this double chin. 10 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:34,956 - I'm telling you. - Go like this. Now go like this. 11 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:38,827 A little bit. 12 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:52,905 Listen to those high notes. I'm telling you. 13 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,845 - I need you to taste this. - Listen to this. 14 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:58,142 That's a good finger. 15 00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:00,047 - What about the pasta? - Pasta's good. 16 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:02,381 - Really? - Yeah. Listen to this. 17 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,416 It's flat. 18 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:08,425 - How is that flat? It's gorgeous. - I mean the pasta. It's bland. It's flat. 19 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:11,359 - It has no purpose. - How much purpose could it have? 20 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:13,658 There's nothing special about it. 21 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,767 It's a noodle. We eat it and get rid of it. 22 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:18,597 - Yeah, but what's the point? - Honey, do yourself a favor. 23 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:22,468 Grab the ladle, give yourself a little tap on the head. 24 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:25,874 Does allspice really have every spice? 25 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:27,603 Yes. Everything except paprika. 26 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:30,442 - Really? - How do I know? 27 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:33,484 - Why'd you make so much? - Because Lisa's coming over. 28 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:36,781 - I'm sorry? - My sister's coming over for dinner. 29 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:38,617 What? 30 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:41,351 - I thought it was you and me tonight. - You were fooled. 31 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:44,429 - Better? - Yeah. What'd you put in there? 32 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:47,430 - Everything. - That's what it needed. It's much better. 33 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:49,525 - I mean, why doesn't she...? - Just... 34 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:55,770 - What a clever, clever girl. - It means she's happy. 35 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:58,206 Don't go hide in the bedroom. 36 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,807 - Hey. - Hi. 37 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:04,074 I'm famous. My shrink wrote a book. 38 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,410 Manics? 39 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,212 It's been done. Mike Connors. Big hit. 40 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,617 No, Manics. Like more than one manic. 41 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:12,790 Chapter 26. Weep for me. 42 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:15,223 Chapter 26: "Edna on the Road to Nowhere." 43 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,363 - Who's Edna? - Me, I'm Edna. 44 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,760 Well, I can see why you'd be so proud. 45 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,231 How do you know it's you? 46 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:24,398 "Resentful of her mother's large breasts... 47 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:27,563 ...Edna doused her brassieres in kerosene and ignited them." 48 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:30,004 Oh, my God. 49 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:32,736 - Your mother's got large breasts? - When she was younger. 50 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:36,348 - Then what happened? - They went away. We don't know. 51 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:38,814 - Isn't this great? - Great? This is terrible. 52 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:41,317 - Are you okay? - Sure, I'm Edna. 53 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:42,818 This is so sad. 54 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:45,987 I know. It's the saddest chapter in the whole book. 55 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,491 What about this guy, "Henry Out on a Ledge"? 56 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:51,186 Nothing. Guy had a couple breakdowns. Boo-hoo. 57 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:56,295 Listen to this. Interesting. "Edna's earliest sexual fantasy... 58 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:59,905 ...can be traced back to her youthful preoccupation with clay." 59 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,836 I just really don't need to know that. 60 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:04,499 - This is tragic. - I know. 61 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:06,201 So why are you so happy? 62 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,404 I'm on a road. I've never had a road before. 63 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,516 - She's got a road. - But it's a road to nowhere. 64 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:15,017 - At least it's a direction. - You're right. You are. 65 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,782 We should celebrate this. 66 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:20,487 It's too spicy? 67 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:22,992 Paul liked it. Didn't you? 68 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,425 Or we could go out. 69 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:35,173 I love hot wax. 70 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:38,606 You know, it makes a very tasty beverage too. 71 00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:41,439 - Here you go. - I'm sorry, this is what? 72 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:45,015 Right. That's your check. Unless you want to get something else. 73 00:04:45,184 --> 00:04:48,278 - I thought we'd order dinner first. - Oh, right. 74 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:51,890 - What can I get you? - Menus. 75 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:54,652 - And some water. - Menus and water. 76 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:57,022 That'll be fine. 77 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:01,360 "Edna's emotional growth was thwarted... 78 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:04,401 ...by Stella's overbearing and suppressive ways." 79 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:07,630 - Oh, my God. - I am gonna get a salad. 80 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,638 This is serious. This is my family. 81 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:12,277 Now it's out there in print for the whole world to read. 82 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:14,072 Mom would die. 83 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:16,306 How is anybody gonna know it's about your family? 84 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,541 I'm hiring a publicist. 85 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,787 Do you need more time? 86 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:24,514 Yes, and menus. 87 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:27,660 - And water. - Menus and water. 88 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,557 Lisa, you cannot let Mom read this. 89 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,062 - I already sent her one. - Are you nuts? 90 00:05:33,232 --> 00:05:36,167 That's not a term we like to use. 91 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,928 She's gonna be devastated. 92 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:40,368 "During Edna's adolescence, it was Stella... 93 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,804 ...that suffocated her ability to relate to others... 94 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:44,909 ...and tethered her..." She was tethered. 95 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:48,047 "...to a lifetime of insecurity and neurosis." 96 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:50,444 You're 33 years old. Give it up. 97 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:53,676 Oh, this is interesting. "And once Edna's sister got married... 98 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:56,481 ...Edna's screwy life became a humongous burden... 99 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:58,556 ...on her very attractive brother-in-law." 100 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,556 Which I made up. I made it up. 101 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:03,059 When are you gonna stop blaming Mom for your life? 102 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,288 - I don't blame Mom. - Well, the book does. 103 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:08,332 - No, the book blames Stella. - Well, who is Stella? 104 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:09,929 You are. 105 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:13,428 - I'm Stella? - Yeah. 106 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:17,405 Meanwhile, your shrink has got some schnoz, huh? 107 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:20,239 - Look at that. - How do you mean, I'm Stella? 108 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:23,541 I don't know. I guess she couldn't use "Jamie" for legal reasons. 109 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:26,344 I don't believe this. I spend half my life looking after you... 110 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:28,146 ...and this is what you think of me? 111 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,811 I thought you'd be happy for me. 112 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:32,389 Happy about what, that you're publicly ridiculing me? 113 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,855 Of course that's all you see. 114 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:35,926 You don't see that I'm getting recognition. 115 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:38,893 As a mental patient! 116 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:41,658 It kills you that I'm better at something than you are! 117 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,665 Honey, say something. 118 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,396 What would that be? 119 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:49,632 Something! How would you feel if you were smeared all over this book? 120 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:52,642 It's a stupid book written by a stupid shrink with a big schnoz. 121 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:55,474 - Look at the schnoz. - He's in there. He's Raul. 122 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:58,015 Where? 123 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:02,150 Oh, look at this. "Stella and Raul." Yeah, that makes sense. 124 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:06,314 You take "Paul," you add a little leg to the "P," You got "Raul." Clever. 125 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:09,461 I can't believe that this is how you describe me to your shrink. 126 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,961 Look at this. "Stella and Raul lived as though... 127 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:15,897 ...the world revolved around them." Hey, I'm in here a lot. 128 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:19,702 I suffocated your ability to relate to others? 129 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:21,271 You never liked my friends. 130 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,239 She says I have a way about me. Do I have a way about me? 131 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:25,434 Yes. 132 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:27,471 Menus. 133 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:28,909 You never had any friends... 134 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:31,209 ...which is why I let you hang around with mine. 135 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:34,683 What about Cindy Cline? She was my friend until you just took her over. 136 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:37,049 She got sick of you. She thought you were a flake. 137 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:39,953 I had to jump in and do something before she ditched you. 138 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,390 Did it occur to you that I may not need your help? 139 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:43,922 Yeah, right. 140 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:45,495 Ladies, how are we doing here? 141 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,929 You know, I'm so overbearing. Maybe you're right. 142 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,931 - You'd be better off without me. - Grow up. 143 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:53,003 - I'll get some water. - No, Lisa, you grow up. 144 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:54,639 Let somebody else do your laundry. 145 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,297 Have somebody else fix you up. 146 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:58,433 Eat dinner with somebody else every other night. 147 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:01,273 Fine. I'll hop in a cab right now and I will go home. 148 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:03,415 - Fine. - Fine! 149 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:09,813 Oh, you are pathetic. 150 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:11,814 This isn't a favor. 151 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:14,084 You're the one who scared me out of subways. 152 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,694 - Because I care about you! - I don't need this! 153 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:20,555 - Whoa, where's Edna going? - I'm never speaking to my sister again. 154 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:22,360 Yay. 155 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:25,532 Could we get a check, please? 156 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,507 No, Mom, I'm not going to call her. 157 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,278 I know it's been three days. 158 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,149 Let Lisa be the sane one. 159 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:45,347 I don't think that's something that'll happen. 160 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:49,728 - Because she's an idiot. - See, I say that, you get mad. 161 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:53,764 Mom, stop it. We are not gonna fight like this after you're gone. 162 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:58,029 Say you're getting it out now so you can enjoy yourselves when she's dead. 163 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,694 I'm on the phone. 164 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,272 I know. 165 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:06,807 You know what? It's been 23 years. I'm sick of hearing about her ant farm. 166 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:11,075 Ma, hold on one second, okay? 167 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,283 Sorry. 168 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:20,591 Yeah, the thing about... On page 47, about the diary. 169 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,490 That wasn't even me. That was you. 170 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:26,461 No, I'm not saying you're a bad mother. 171 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:29,658 Oh, nobody reads the footnotes. 172 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:32,326 - Honey! - Paul's calling me. I gotta go. 173 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:36,839 - Oh, look what happened in here! - I really, really have to go. 174 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:42,504 - No, I am not gonna call her. - Oh, look, I broke the big thing. 175 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:44,846 Bye, Mom. 176 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:48,043 - God. "The big thing"? - I couldn't think of anything. 177 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,984 - She called me "puerile." - Well, meanwhile... 178 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:53,387 ...not to be whatever, but I rather dig the fact... 179 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,220 ...that your sister's not been around. 180 00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:56,418 Me too. 181 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,565 There's no one calling us at 3:00 a.m. To pick her up in Trenton. 182 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:02,166 Nobody's coming over, licking salt off our crackers... 183 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:03,427 ...and putting them back. 184 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:05,400 - She's selfish, isn't she? - Very selfish. 185 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,471 - And she's petty. - She's petty and selfish. 186 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:11,269 - I'm gonna call her right now. - And tell her what? 187 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,002 All right. You're right. 188 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:16,580 - Let her call me. - Let her call you. 189 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,248 - Lisa? - Probably. She would call and hang up. 190 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,323 She's the one who's puerile. 191 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:29,154 - "Childish." - That's what I thought. 192 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:34,527 Look, you got to remember... 193 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,897 ... when I first started singing scat, nobody dug it. 194 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:40,561 They didn't appreciate what I was doing. 195 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:43,072 So who gave you the name "King of Scat"? 196 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,231 I did. 197 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:48,506 Can you do that? Are you allowed to just declare yourself king? 198 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,911 Yes, you are. 199 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:54,718 What if there's another guy and he says he's the king? 200 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:56,752 Then they joust. 201 00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:59,584 Oh, I learned scat from my Uncle Cecil. 202 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:02,887 Now, he was... 203 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:08,295 His Uncle Cecil was a "prammatee" and a dweezil bone? 204 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:12,095 Unless this guy is lying. 205 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,602 Back then, it was... 206 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:20,074 - You understand what he's saying? - Yes. Yes, I do. 207 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:25,307 Back then, it was... 208 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:27,952 "We would sing away on the tips of our toes"? 209 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:32,790 Look, if I tell you, how are you gonna learn? 210 00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:37,460 Back then, it was... 211 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:41,122 "Back then, we would send away for our elbows." 212 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:44,595 "We would sing towards our nose"? 213 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,328 What?! What is he saying? 214 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:50,407 Only the club in Houston would pay them cash. 215 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,708 Hey. 216 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,980 Hi. What are you doing here? 217 00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:57,979 It's not like I've never been here before. 218 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,141 It's very much like you've never been here. 219 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,344 - Whatever. Hey, Warren. - Hi, Edna. 220 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:04,148 You read it? 221 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,791 - I read it out loud. - Me too! 222 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,621 I thought that was you. 223 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:12,696 Lis, see what you can make of this. 224 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:16,266 Back then, it was... 225 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,495 Oh, yeah, that's true. All the clubs in Houston did pay cash. 226 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:23,267 - All right, all right. - So, Pauly. 227 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:27,902 - What? - How's everything going at, you know. 228 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,772 - The apartment? - Wherever. 229 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:34,677 - It's okay. - Yeah, and how's Murray and... 230 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,281 - The doorman? - Whoever. 231 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,015 She's good. Call her. 232 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,126 - Why should I? - Because you should. 233 00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:45,286 - Oh, you mean, because I'm wrong? - No, I didn't say that. 234 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:49,195 You know, I bet Sybil's sister was proud of her. 235 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,663 - Sybil who? - You know, Sybil Sybil. 236 00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:56,206 You know, the one with Sally Field, but she had a book first too. 237 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,306 I don't think she had a sister. 238 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,104 She must have had a cousin, or someone... 239 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,406 ...who wouldn't yell at her in a restaurant... 240 00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:05,642 ...or ridicule her, or pick on her and make her feel like a screwup... 241 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:08,582 ...just because she didn't have a job, a boyfriend, or a pen. 242 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,253 - A pen? - Yeah. 243 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,482 Remember the time she asked me for a pen? 244 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,854 I didn't have one. I saw her roll her eyes. 245 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:18,394 So she rolled her eyes. That's what she does. 246 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:21,124 You don't have a pen. That's what you do. 247 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,235 - Call her. - I could get a pen if I wanted to. 248 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,530 I have always said that about you. Yes. 249 00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:27,967 What's that gonna prove? 250 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,106 I don't know what to tell you, Lis. 251 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,404 You shouldn't be talking to me. Talk to Jamie. 252 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:34,637 - Talk to Jamie, huh? - No. 253 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:39,148 She's only gonna agree with herself. Why can't I talk to you for a while? 254 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:41,816 Sure. 255 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:45,354 - Sure. So, what's new? - I started my period 20 minutes ago. 256 00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:46,957 Oh, good. 257 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,458 So, anyway, I say hello, and she just hangs up... 258 00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,102 ...like I don't know it's Lisa. 259 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:01,728 - Two coffees. - Wait. Where? 260 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,572 For here. Two coffees for here, please. 261 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:07,439 Oh, right. Okay. 262 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,547 - What's wrong? - I think I'm getting a cold. 263 00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,548 - Now! - The heat's been off in my apartment. 264 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,744 - Have you called your landlord? - Of course, I called my landlord... 265 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:18,287 ...but you know how they can jerk you around. 266 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:19,446 Want me to call? 267 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,388 And say what, that you're my friend... 268 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,791 ...and you're outraged that I have no heat? 269 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,455 Yes. Call the tenants' association. You want me to call? 270 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,659 - James, I am not Lisa. - I know. Now. 271 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:33,304 - I can take care of myself. - I know. Now. 272 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,303 - You don't have to fix my life. - I know. 273 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:39,035 Fran, you're gonna blow it. Let me just finish this. 274 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:54,115 Well, is he cute? So go introduce yourself. 275 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,761 - Who are you talking to? - Ira. 276 00:14:56,929 --> 00:15:00,126 Who do you think I'm talking to? Lis, why would he not like you? 277 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,563 - What are you doing? - She called, so I picked it up. 278 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,965 - What does she want? - Hang on a second. 279 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,731 She thinks Liam Neeson moved into her building. 280 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,035 Yeah, well, she thought she had Lyndon Johnson for algebra. 281 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,507 Jamie. 282 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:13,906 - What? What about me? - Nothing. 283 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,637 She wants to know who I'm talking to. 284 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:19,215 Who does she think you're talking to? My God! 285 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:23,947 Wow. Listen, I gotta go. I'll call you tomorrow. 286 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,614 I won't forget. All right. Bye. 287 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,657 Why is she calling at 3:00 in the morning? 288 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,556 She always calls at 3:00 in the morning. 289 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:35,132 - She and her friend went to this thing... - I don't want to know. 290 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,995 All right. What friend? 291 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,501 - Harriet. - Which Harriet? 292 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,333 - I don't know. - She knows two Harriets. 293 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:44,505 - The bulimic one. - They're both bulimic. 294 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,111 Your sister knows two bulimics named Harriet? 295 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,645 - Yes. - What the hell are the odds of that? 296 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,913 - Where did they go? - Some new club or something. 297 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,553 - Oh, God. - Sounded pretty cool. They had snakes... 298 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,382 ...and she thinks she saw Ethel Kennedy. 299 00:15:57,556 --> 00:16:00,457 - Why are you encouraging her? - I'm not. I'm just listening. 300 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,390 Do you know what it means when she spends time with Harriet? 301 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:04,961 - Which one? - Either one. 302 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:09,798 - I'm new to this world of Harriets. - Well, I'm not, and I'm telling you. 303 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,766 - What? You're telling me what? - Never mind. 304 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:15,737 Let her make her own mistakes, and you can pick up the pieces. 305 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,239 - What pieces? - You'll see. 306 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,933 There's always pieces with her. 307 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,102 - So why don't you do something? - Like what? 308 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,713 Call her. 309 00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:26,248 She doesn't need me. She's got you and two Harriets. 310 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,010 The Harriets are going to Disneyland. 311 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:31,384 Well, then I guess that leaves you. 312 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:38,997 Right here we put in the Chet Baker footage. 313 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,825 - What did you have for lunch? - I think... 314 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,299 Harriet. No, well, that's the thing about crab cakes. 315 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,997 Oh, we don't even have that. Did you call the lab yet? 316 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,233 - On what, my shoe? - Hey, Lis, Lis... 317 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,038 Harriet, wait one second. 318 00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:57,273 We need the phone, Lisa. We are trying to work here. 319 00:16:57,449 --> 00:17:01,112 I'm gonna have to call you back. Okay, what are we doing here? 320 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:04,585 Warren and I are trying to cut the sequence and you are... 321 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,914 See, that's where I'm stumped. I don't know. 322 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:11,085 - You mean, you want me to leave? - No, I don't want you... It's just... 323 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:14,164 - I don't want to hog your time up. - That's okay. 324 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,598 - Do you like this scarf? - I like the scarf a lot. Yes. 325 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,994 I think it's too busy. 326 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,606 Leave her alone. You know what, we can't even do that. 327 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:26,905 I'm wrong. We can't use the piece here because the other stuff we have... 328 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,479 Don't you ever talk about anything but movies? 329 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:33,209 No, we don't. So you know what? If we're boring you, I would suggest... 330 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,354 - Oh, great. Now you're mad at me too. - No, I'm not mad at you. 331 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:39,423 It's just that we're under a lot of pressure here, you know? 332 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,991 I know you're having a very tough week. I understand. 333 00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:45,597 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... Whatever you need, huh? 334 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:46,788 - Thank you. - All right. 335 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,490 Will you go to the dentist with me? 336 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,837 - Hey. - I just want you to know something. 337 00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,570 - Yes? - You see this? 338 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,406 Four yearbooks from high school, four yearbooks from college... 339 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,276 ...three yearbooks from camp. There are over 200 signatures here... 340 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,010 ...and not one of them said I was overbearing. 341 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,813 Well, that settles that, doesn't it? 342 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:11,581 I tried to call you and Warren said you were with Lisa. 343 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,351 I had to take her to the dentist, thank you very much. 344 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:17,927 - Why did she need you there? - Because you're not talking to her... 345 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,464 ...and she says the laughing gas makes her depressed. 346 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,692 Is she okay? 347 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,268 You see? You do miss her. 348 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,530 - Why would I miss her? - Because she's your sister. 349 00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,731 - So what? - So that's how it should be. 350 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:32,900 I talk to you, and you talk to me, but you should talk to Lisa. 351 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,808 Lisa should talk to you about her dentist and leave me out of it. 352 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,115 That's our world, and right now our world is out of whack. 353 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,549 Well, you're gonna have to get used to it. 354 00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:46,721 I can get used to anything, but it hurts me to see you so unhappy. 355 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,659 You are so full of crap. 356 00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:53,426 Nevertheless... Oh, come on, Stella! 357 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,726 - Don't call me Stella. - I'm sorry. I was kidding. 358 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,000 Listen, don't make me do this anymore. 359 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,570 - Take her back. - You can't handle her for one week? 360 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,568 - You're talking to her. - I'm not calling. 361 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,733 You don't have to. She's outside in the hall. 362 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,105 - What? - They gave her too much Novocain. 363 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:11,113 I couldn't send her home like that. Come here. 364 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:13,547 - All right, you hear that? - Hear what? 365 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:17,985 She's saying to you, "Jamie, I'm sorry." Right? 366 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,422 Either that or the club in Houston pays her cash. 367 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,786 - Are you sorry? - Are you sorry? 368 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:25,122 - What? - Are you sorry? 369 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,788 - "Are you sorry?" - Are you sorry? 370 00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,991 I'm sorry, that's all I know. I'm very sorry. 371 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,195 The stuff you said in that book really stinks. 372 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:38,569 - "My shrink wrote that, not me." - Well, where did she get it? 373 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,335 "I don't know. I just lie there and gamble." 374 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,346 "Ramble." It's got to be "ramble." 375 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,484 "Half the time, my shrink's not listening." 376 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,281 Did you tell her that I was overbearing? 377 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:51,444 - Yeah. - No. 378 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:52,783 Yes, yes. 379 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,423 "I didn't say there's anything wrong with it." 380 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:59,826 So you like that I'm overbearing? 381 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,856 "Of course. That way I can be underbearing." 382 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:06,101 Is that really what you just said? 383 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:08,897 Well, then, I am sorry. 384 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:11,269 - "Screw you"? - Me too. 385 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,502 - You too? - Yeah. 386 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:17,410 All right. You know what? You're drooling on your beautiful shirt. 387 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,744 - She said, "It's your shirt." - I know what she said. 388 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,679 Your skirt. 389 00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:27,485 Wrong? "Al Hirt." Something about Al Hirt. 390 00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:30,355 I don't know. I don't know. 391 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,309 Here you go. 392 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:49,140 Ursula, this is our bedroom. 393 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,646 Oh, right. Okay. 31921

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