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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,031 --> 00:00:09,695 Is your Dr. McDreamy here? We should all grab a meal sometime. 2 00:00:09,735 --> 00:00:11,330 I think that guy's choking. 3 00:00:13,010 --> 00:00:14,145 Dr. Carl? 4 00:00:14,592 --> 00:00:15,685 [GRUNTS] 5 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:17,194 What happened? 6 00:00:17,348 --> 00:00:18,786 This guy just saved my life. 7 00:00:19,016 --> 00:00:21,273 - Oh, honey. - Not him. Him. 8 00:00:21,429 --> 00:00:22,486 Loudermilk? 9 00:00:22,553 --> 00:00:24,622 It's a CPAP that Carl brought over. 10 00:00:24,688 --> 00:00:26,891 No, I think he did it, probably 'cause he felt guilty. 11 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,160 Why? Because he's sleeping with your imaginary girlfriend? 12 00:00:29,226 --> 00:00:30,695 [SNORING] 13 00:00:30,761 --> 00:00:33,030 [ECHOED SNORING] 14 00:00:33,097 --> 00:00:37,968 ♪ 15 00:00:40,971 --> 00:00:43,107 Yeah, look, not that I care, but I-I was thinking, 16 00:00:43,174 --> 00:00:44,642 since it's raining outside, well, 17 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:47,089 maybe it would be a good idea if we put our shoes out in the hall 18 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:48,297 so we don't get the floor all wet. 19 00:00:49,046 --> 00:00:50,279 But you don't care? 20 00:00:50,279 --> 00:00:51,714 Oh, no. Not at all. Not at all. 21 00:00:51,781 --> 00:00:52,911 But somebody might. 22 00:00:53,177 --> 00:00:54,511 Show of hands... Does anybody give a shit 23 00:00:54,578 --> 00:00:56,046 if the floor gets a little wet? 24 00:00:56,113 --> 00:00:57,581 - Not really. - No. 25 00:00:57,648 --> 00:00:59,422 - Fuck, no. - Great. 26 00:00:59,573 --> 00:01:02,442 So, you don't care, nobody else cares, 27 00:01:02,509 --> 00:01:03,753 it's a non-issue. 28 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:05,931 So who would like to... 29 00:01:05,956 --> 00:01:07,457 Uh, yeah, but maybe down the road 30 00:01:07,486 --> 00:01:08,857 we'll get somebody who does care, 31 00:01:08,913 --> 00:01:11,049 so I was thinking it would be good to establish 32 00:01:11,107 --> 00:01:13,276 a "no-wet-shoes-in-the-room rule" for their sake. 33 00:01:13,310 --> 00:01:15,378 That is, if you guys think it's a good idea. 34 00:01:15,445 --> 00:01:16,894 Personally, I don't give a shit. 35 00:01:17,314 --> 00:01:19,072 New guy, w-what's your name? 36 00:01:19,316 --> 00:01:21,206 Channing Tatum. What do you mean "what's my name?" 37 00:01:21,464 --> 00:01:22,986 I thought it was supposed to be anonymous. 38 00:01:23,053 --> 00:01:24,940 So I'm just gonna call you New Guy forever? 39 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,808 Yeah, I'm good with that. 40 00:01:27,032 --> 00:01:28,516 Okay. New Guy, it is. 41 00:01:28,541 --> 00:01:30,092 Nice to meet ya, New Guy. 42 00:01:30,512 --> 00:01:31,485 Hey. 43 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:34,793 But what if we get a new new guy? 44 00:01:35,338 --> 00:01:38,541 Well, then, uh, New Guy and New New Guy'll 45 00:01:38,608 --> 00:01:39,849 have to work that out. 46 00:01:40,082 --> 00:01:42,885 I think the newer new guy should always get to be New Guy. 47 00:01:42,951 --> 00:01:45,954 Oh, no, no, no. I was New Guy first. That's not fair. 48 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:48,223 LOUDERMILK: Okay, let's... Let's cross that bridge 49 00:01:48,290 --> 00:01:49,658 when we come to it, okay? 50 00:01:50,041 --> 00:01:51,977 Now, would somebody like to bat lead-off 51 00:01:52,043 --> 00:01:54,295 with something that's actually worth talking about? 52 00:01:54,579 --> 00:01:55,608 I'll take it. 53 00:01:55,986 --> 00:01:56,940 Mugsy. 54 00:01:57,872 --> 00:02:01,810 I had a, uh, brutal day with my boss yesterday. 55 00:02:03,033 --> 00:02:04,634 I was about two seconds away from... 56 00:02:04,701 --> 00:02:06,436 Yeah, you know, b-but, I'm sorry, but, 57 00:02:06,503 --> 00:02:07,904 before we totally get going here, 58 00:02:07,971 --> 00:02:10,173 where exactly did we land on the "no wet shoes" thing? 59 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:11,908 Hey, New Guy, shut the fuck up! 60 00:02:11,975 --> 00:02:13,443 Yes. We landed there. 61 00:02:13,892 --> 00:02:15,486 Okay, take it easy. I'm on your side. 62 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:16,525 Mugsy. 63 00:02:16,877 --> 00:02:19,613 So, anyway, this, uh, asshole... 64 00:02:20,392 --> 00:02:23,732 He comes up to me again with some bullshit... 65 00:02:23,958 --> 00:02:25,360 Okay, I'm gonna stop you here for a second. 66 00:02:25,393 --> 00:02:28,229 Remember, when you're bashing the people around you in your life, 67 00:02:28,296 --> 00:02:29,622 you're bashing your life. 68 00:02:30,031 --> 00:02:31,878 - Be aware of that. - You're right. 69 00:02:32,198 --> 00:02:34,660 - And I know he's one of my triggers... - [KNOCKING] 70 00:02:36,168 --> 00:02:37,503 Do you mind if I sit in? 71 00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:39,856 Hey, look! It's a new New Guy! 72 00:02:40,172 --> 00:02:46,282 ♪ 73 00:02:46,321 --> 00:02:48,780 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 74 00:02:48,781 --> 00:02:50,743 Does it matter where I sit? 75 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:53,115 Anywhere you're comfortable, buddy. 76 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:57,948 Sorry. 77 00:02:59,592 --> 00:03:02,041 - All right, breaking your balls? - Yeah. 78 00:03:02,795 --> 00:03:04,363 ♪ 79 00:03:04,396 --> 00:03:06,131 I can't believe K-douche just stood there 80 00:03:06,198 --> 00:03:07,600 and took all the glory. 81 00:03:07,633 --> 00:03:09,068 The fucker didn't even mention Tom's name. 82 00:03:09,134 --> 00:03:11,270 All in good time, my friends. 83 00:03:11,337 --> 00:03:14,073 No. You need to stop letting that prick 84 00:03:14,139 --> 00:03:15,909 take credit for your ideas. 85 00:03:15,909 --> 00:03:18,011 I promise you, my day will come. 86 00:03:18,392 --> 00:03:20,193 Reardon is gonna promote somebody 87 00:03:20,227 --> 00:03:22,439 to head up the new Voluptuous Vodka campaign. 88 00:03:22,663 --> 00:03:24,998 Kevin is going to help him make that decision. 89 00:03:25,065 --> 00:03:27,534 So, no need to rock the boat. 90 00:03:27,601 --> 00:03:29,469 - Tomcat? - Yes. 91 00:03:29,536 --> 00:03:31,147 Can I have a word with you in my office? 92 00:03:31,471 --> 00:03:32,850 - Yes, you can. - All right. 93 00:03:33,607 --> 00:03:34,618 Okay. 94 00:03:35,528 --> 00:03:36,792 Tommy boy, did you hear? 95 00:03:37,749 --> 00:03:39,206 Arrow is... ka-pow! 96 00:03:39,231 --> 00:03:41,700 Busting a nut over this campaign. 97 00:03:41,767 --> 00:03:44,369 Yeah, no, I mean, it... It feels good to finally see 98 00:03:44,404 --> 00:03:46,387 one of my ideas get this sort of traction. 99 00:03:46,423 --> 00:03:48,421 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Your idea? 100 00:03:48,798 --> 00:03:50,663 You mean our idea? 101 00:03:51,212 --> 00:03:52,513 This is a team effort, Tom. 102 00:03:52,546 --> 00:03:55,285 Yeah, you came up with the rabbit daredevil character, 103 00:03:55,285 --> 00:03:56,686 but I flushed it out with you. 104 00:03:57,033 --> 00:03:59,664 You added a lightning bolt to the helmet. 105 00:03:59,689 --> 00:04:01,695 Which is what brought him to life. 106 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:03,984 [SCOFFS] Y... 107 00:04:05,094 --> 00:04:07,072 Look, I'm not trying to be ungrateful. 108 00:04:07,139 --> 00:04:08,807 - You have given me so... - It's okay. 109 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,343 When I was working under Pete, I had a shit-ton of ideas 110 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:12,978 that I didn't get "official credit" for. 111 00:04:13,012 --> 00:04:15,343 But right now, you just have to 112 00:04:15,368 --> 00:04:17,774 be patient, young grasshopper. 113 00:04:17,816 --> 00:04:19,084 - [CHUCKLES LIGHTLY] - Okay? 114 00:04:19,118 --> 00:04:21,487 You're a good ideas man, but your pitching skills, they suck. 115 00:04:21,939 --> 00:04:24,045 My pitching skills don't suck. 116 00:04:24,290 --> 00:04:25,389 Oh, no? 117 00:04:25,619 --> 00:04:27,816 Okay, let's take a page out of my favorite movie, 118 00:04:27,907 --> 00:04:29,222 "The Wolf of Wall Street." 119 00:04:29,289 --> 00:04:30,476 I am the client. 120 00:04:31,847 --> 00:04:33,283 Sell me this Cross pen. 121 00:04:35,641 --> 00:04:36,992 [LAUGHS] Okay. 122 00:04:37,935 --> 00:04:40,981 Um, all right. 123 00:04:41,286 --> 00:04:42,955 [CLEARS THROAT] Maybe we could do... 124 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,566 Never say maybe, it shows uncertainty, a sign of weakness. 125 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:46,835 Okay. 126 00:04:46,836 --> 00:04:47,935 [CLEARS THROAT] 127 00:04:49,171 --> 00:04:50,168 All right. 128 00:04:51,841 --> 00:04:54,904 Imagine the Continental Congress is in session. 129 00:04:55,110 --> 00:04:57,646 All the founding fathers are there, you know? 130 00:04:57,713 --> 00:05:00,544 They're there to sign the Declaration of Independence. 131 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,256 They all have the... The old-style, 132 00:05:03,323 --> 00:05:05,133 - uh, quill and ink pens. - The big... 133 00:05:05,158 --> 00:05:07,126 Yeah, yeah, the dip and the scratch and then... 134 00:05:07,193 --> 00:05:10,979 B-But now it's John Hancock's turn, he steps up, 135 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:13,738 whips out the Cross pen, signs his name 136 00:05:13,763 --> 00:05:17,292 10 times bigger than everyone else in one smooth stroke. 137 00:05:17,566 --> 00:05:18,601 So everyone gathers around, 138 00:05:18,634 --> 00:05:20,169 they... they want to know about his pen, 139 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,171 they want to re-sign their names with it, you know, 140 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:24,573 but... but, uh, Thomas Jefferson, you know, 141 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:25,674 he's not having it, 142 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:27,406 he's not gonna rewrite the whole document... 143 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:29,256 unless... 144 00:05:30,734 --> 00:05:32,117 he can use the Cross pen. 145 00:05:33,369 --> 00:05:36,808 - Wow. That is not bad. - [LAUGHS] 146 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:39,950 But it's not always about what you were saying, 147 00:05:40,011 --> 00:05:42,347 it's about how you are saying it. 148 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:43,926 And that needs some work. 149 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:46,793 When you are ready, you'll get your shot. 150 00:05:48,302 --> 00:05:49,516 Uh, okay. 151 00:05:50,889 --> 00:05:51,892 Thank you. 152 00:05:52,690 --> 00:05:54,264 Whoa, whoa. Hold up there, Tomcat, 153 00:05:54,264 --> 00:05:56,132 there is one other thing I could use your help with. 154 00:05:56,199 --> 00:05:57,267 Shut the door. 155 00:06:01,205 --> 00:06:04,140 Okay, I need you to go to a meeting for me. 156 00:06:04,207 --> 00:06:05,275 A client meeting? 157 00:06:05,342 --> 00:06:06,543 Kind of. Not really. 158 00:06:06,610 --> 00:06:07,944 I got a DUI last month. 159 00:06:07,978 --> 00:06:10,880 Long story short, I got popped doing 50 in a school zone. 160 00:06:10,947 --> 00:06:12,994 Anyways, I took a plea, okay? 161 00:06:13,019 --> 00:06:14,453 Now I got to go to a bunch of these meetings 162 00:06:14,487 --> 00:06:15,955 for this stupid drug diversion program. 163 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:17,782 But I can't make it to the first meeting tonight 164 00:06:17,807 --> 00:06:19,341 'cause I got to have drinks with Reardon. 165 00:06:19,408 --> 00:06:21,375 So... I need you to go 166 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,170 to this Sober Friends meeting 167 00:06:24,665 --> 00:06:25,959 and pretend to be me. 168 00:06:26,348 --> 00:06:27,633 [CHUCKLES] 169 00:06:27,658 --> 00:06:28,726 Hmm. 170 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:29,931 You're not serious. 171 00:06:30,301 --> 00:06:31,490 Of course I'm serious. 172 00:06:31,636 --> 00:06:32,838 You go there for an hour, 173 00:06:33,104 --> 00:06:34,706 listen to some funny drunk stories, 174 00:06:34,773 --> 00:06:36,588 you get the person to sign the... the paper. 175 00:06:36,841 --> 00:06:38,061 It's easy-peasy. 176 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:42,313 Okay, but I-if I go as you to a meeting tonight, 177 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:44,048 what happens when you go to the next one? 178 00:06:44,082 --> 00:06:46,050 - And we look nothing alike. I mean... - That's why I'm sending you 179 00:06:46,117 --> 00:06:47,786 to a rinky-dink meeting on the other side of town. 180 00:06:49,324 --> 00:06:50,588 [SIGHS] 181 00:06:50,655 --> 00:06:51,833 Uh, I don't know. 182 00:06:52,724 --> 00:06:53,985 Okay. No problem. 183 00:06:54,993 --> 00:06:56,435 I'll just get Gary to do it. 184 00:06:56,728 --> 00:06:58,001 Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa. 185 00:06:58,568 --> 00:07:00,301 Anybody but fucking Gary. 186 00:07:00,598 --> 00:07:02,549 Okay, well, then, are you in or are you out? 187 00:07:03,535 --> 00:07:05,003 ROGER: I mean, it's just not fair! 188 00:07:05,477 --> 00:07:08,474 I took all the same classes and clinics as those other guys, 189 00:07:08,499 --> 00:07:10,094 and they all got hired and I didn't. 190 00:07:10,666 --> 00:07:12,878 Oh, my God, Roger, get the fuck over it, will ya? 191 00:07:12,944 --> 00:07:14,679 You bring this shit up every week. 192 00:07:14,746 --> 00:07:17,015 Why should I get over it? It's one of my dreams. 193 00:07:17,082 --> 00:07:19,039 I do have the right to pursue a dream, Tony. 194 00:07:19,079 --> 00:07:22,160 Yeah, but setback shouldn't mean relapse, okay? 195 00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:23,555 Everybody takes lumps. 196 00:07:23,803 --> 00:07:25,169 I know. 197 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:27,505 I just got so mad, I didn't know what else to do. 198 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,174 Well, I guess you just got to figure out 199 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,849 what's keeping them from hiring you. 200 00:07:30,874 --> 00:07:32,141 Maybe it's your attitude. 201 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:33,643 Attitude is important. 202 00:07:34,005 --> 00:07:37,075 What's wrong with my attitude? I've got a good attitude. 203 00:07:37,142 --> 00:07:39,530 You? Do you think I've got a good attitude? 204 00:07:40,476 --> 00:07:42,153 Seems fine to me. 205 00:07:42,747 --> 00:07:44,950 Yeah, but when someone's working with high school kids, 206 00:07:45,016 --> 00:07:47,085 you... you want them to have a certain temperament, right? 207 00:07:47,152 --> 00:07:49,579 Well... I mean, m-my teachers 208 00:07:49,604 --> 00:07:52,448 all had different personalities, 209 00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:53,585 different styles. 210 00:07:54,159 --> 00:07:55,749 He's not trying to be a teacher. 211 00:07:56,417 --> 00:07:58,096 Oh. What are you trying to do? 212 00:07:58,163 --> 00:07:59,508 High school football ref. 213 00:07:59,761 --> 00:08:02,230 Maybe they thought you were too slow, Roger. 214 00:08:02,297 --> 00:08:03,298 I ran a 4.8-40. 215 00:08:03,331 --> 00:08:05,107 He meant slow in the head. 216 00:08:06,113 --> 00:08:09,681 I completely memorized the rule book and I aced the test. 217 00:08:10,071 --> 00:08:12,375 Yeah, but they wouldn't just not hire you for nothing. 218 00:08:12,537 --> 00:08:15,356 I know. Exactly. I've got a theory. 219 00:08:15,834 --> 00:08:17,451 I think it's because I'm British. 220 00:08:17,826 --> 00:08:18,912 [MURMURING] 221 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,493 They think I can't figure out their football rules. 222 00:08:23,965 --> 00:08:26,526 Or... it could be... 223 00:08:27,668 --> 00:08:28,747 Mm-hmm? 224 00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:30,538 [CLEARS THROAT] 225 00:08:30,571 --> 00:08:33,441 No offense, I just mean, to be a football ref, 226 00:08:33,508 --> 00:08:34,608 wouldn't you have to... 227 00:08:35,042 --> 00:08:37,011 - What? - Yeah, what? 228 00:08:37,506 --> 00:08:39,887 I-I just mean, let's say 229 00:08:39,912 --> 00:08:41,606 they score a touchdown. 230 00:08:41,649 --> 00:08:43,724 Would you have to... do this? 231 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,026 But I can do that. 232 00:08:48,856 --> 00:08:50,639 Yeah, it's probably the accent. 233 00:08:51,793 --> 00:08:55,119 [LAUGHTER] 234 00:08:56,242 --> 00:08:58,399 Sorry, dude, we're totally fucking with you. 235 00:08:58,466 --> 00:09:00,668 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 236 00:09:00,735 --> 00:09:03,337 LOUDERMILK: Yeah. Got to fuck with the new guy. 237 00:09:03,404 --> 00:09:05,406 Just to clarify, I'm still New Guy. 238 00:09:05,473 --> 00:09:08,075 Hey. All right, now that your cherry's popped, 239 00:09:08,142 --> 00:09:09,544 why don't you introduce yourself. 240 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:11,821 Oh, um, yeah. 241 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,522 You don't have to stand up. 242 00:09:15,394 --> 00:09:17,894 I mean, you can, but nobody does. 243 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:23,825 Uh, hi. I'm Tom. 244 00:09:24,293 --> 00:09:26,523 My real name is Kevin. 245 00:09:27,073 --> 00:09:28,469 People just call me Tom. 246 00:09:28,494 --> 00:09:30,788 It's a nickname from h-high school, 247 00:09:32,008 --> 00:09:34,099 'cause I played the Tom-Tom in marching band. 248 00:09:34,368 --> 00:09:36,654 - Well, welcome Tom. - Welcome, Tom-Tom. 249 00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:37,736 Hi, Tom. 250 00:09:37,770 --> 00:09:39,835 You want to tell us what, uh, brings you here? 251 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,006 Oh, n-no thanks. 252 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,686 This... Uh, it's my first meeting, so I'm just... 253 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:47,600 Just here to listen and... ah, get this paper signed. 254 00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:48,681 [CHUCKLES] 255 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,786 I'm the one in charge of signing that paper, 256 00:09:50,786 --> 00:09:53,398 and I think it would be cathartic for you to share. 257 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:56,643 Okay. 258 00:09:59,811 --> 00:10:01,151 Well, uh, 259 00:10:02,531 --> 00:10:05,734 I've always been a big drinker, ever since... 260 00:10:05,801 --> 00:10:07,845 Since high school. 261 00:10:10,352 --> 00:10:11,828 Junior high even. 262 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,765 Yeah, I was... I was at a sleep-over at Derek Daily's. 263 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,051 During a game of hide and seek, 264 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,120 I found the real milk and cookies... 265 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,654 His parents' liquor cabinet. 266 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:22,978 [YAWNS] 267 00:10:23,216 --> 00:10:24,973 A few KahlÚa and creams later, and... 268 00:10:26,019 --> 00:10:27,469 off to the races. 269 00:10:30,824 --> 00:10:32,492 I was on heroin for a while. 270 00:10:33,057 --> 00:10:34,080 Ah. 271 00:10:34,761 --> 00:10:36,329 Yeah, it was... 272 00:10:36,363 --> 00:10:37,697 it was just like that movie "Trainspotting," 273 00:10:38,112 --> 00:10:39,733 only it wasn't a movie, and... 274 00:10:40,443 --> 00:10:42,955 But the things I did for that sweet needle. 275 00:10:43,637 --> 00:10:44,749 Like what? 276 00:10:48,321 --> 00:10:49,246 Uh... 277 00:10:50,363 --> 00:10:53,713 Well... one time, I sold the family's schnauzer 278 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:56,082 to some neighbors for extra dope money. 279 00:10:56,505 --> 00:10:58,806 I don't know what the Kims did with him, but... 280 00:10:59,407 --> 00:11:00,937 I never saw him again. 281 00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:03,857 That's some fucked up shit, brother. 282 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,768 They probably ate his ass up. 283 00:11:06,829 --> 00:11:08,811 - [CELLPHONE RINGING] - [GRUNTS] 284 00:11:09,262 --> 00:11:11,464 Oh, sorry. I'm afraid we're out of time. 285 00:11:11,531 --> 00:11:13,733 Um... Thanks for sharing, Tom. 286 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,095 Uh, yeah. No problem. 287 00:11:15,126 --> 00:11:16,261 You have a sponsor yet? 288 00:11:16,469 --> 00:11:17,537 Do I have a what? 289 00:11:17,604 --> 00:11:18,672 [LAUGHS] 290 00:11:19,005 --> 00:11:20,740 Yeah. That's a big no. 291 00:11:20,969 --> 00:11:22,771 Who wants to sponsor Tom? 292 00:11:25,574 --> 00:11:26,708 Anybody? 293 00:11:26,775 --> 00:11:27,843 Okay. I guess I can handle it. 294 00:11:27,909 --> 00:11:29,244 Tony, it's got to be somebody 295 00:11:29,311 --> 00:11:30,979 who's more than two-weeks sober, okay? 296 00:11:31,046 --> 00:11:32,311 I understand it's a personal best for you. 297 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,491 - But it's... you know. - It... it's okay. 298 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,735 I can get a sponsor next week. 299 00:11:36,802 --> 00:11:38,397 Fuck it! I'll do it! 300 00:11:42,762 --> 00:11:44,690 Are you sure, Cutter? Uh... 301 00:11:45,818 --> 00:11:47,820 you think your ready, after what happened to Ollie? 302 00:11:47,887 --> 00:11:49,556 I stood up, didn't I? 303 00:11:49,870 --> 00:11:53,292 Yeah. Yeah, you did. Um... okay. 304 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,627 Tom, Cutter. Cutter, Tom. 305 00:11:54,694 --> 00:11:56,162 - Um... - That's it, everybody. 306 00:11:56,229 --> 00:11:57,764 - Take your cups with you please. - Uh... 307 00:11:58,271 --> 00:12:00,100 Uh, can anyone tell me what... What happened 308 00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:02,168 to this... this Ollie... Ollie person? 309 00:12:02,235 --> 00:12:03,970 That's my cross to bear. 310 00:12:06,973 --> 00:12:08,663 - Cutter. - Oh, hi. 311 00:12:09,717 --> 00:12:11,277 - [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] - Welcome. 312 00:12:12,135 --> 00:12:13,206 Mm-hmm. 313 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:16,518 - Where are they? Indiana? - Yeah. 314 00:12:16,585 --> 00:12:18,787 - Playing like, 6:00 I think. - Excuse me! 315 00:12:18,854 --> 00:12:19,922 - I think I'd go with Celtics. - Mr. Loudermilk... 316 00:12:19,988 --> 00:12:20,923 - You're a believer. - Yep. 317 00:12:20,989 --> 00:12:22,124 Uh... just uh... 318 00:12:22,191 --> 00:12:23,325 gotta get my paper signed. 319 00:12:23,392 --> 00:12:24,656 Yeah. 320 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,268 - See you at the next one? - Absolutely. 321 00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:36,071 Yeah, looking forward to diving in, seeing what... 322 00:12:36,138 --> 00:12:37,798 - [SCREAMS HIGH-PITCHED] - You feel that? 323 00:12:37,829 --> 00:12:40,048 That's the kind of grip this thing's got on you, man. 324 00:12:40,085 --> 00:12:41,270 - [SCREAMING CONTINUES] - See you, Tom. 325 00:12:41,339 --> 00:12:43,007 Your disease is a sadomasochistic prick 326 00:12:43,073 --> 00:12:44,474 that wants to butt rape your soul 327 00:12:44,541 --> 00:12:46,409 and leave you face down in a pile of pig shit. 328 00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:47,761 [WHEEZING] 329 00:12:48,012 --> 00:12:50,556 As your sponsor, it's my duty to make sure that doesn't happen. 330 00:12:51,017 --> 00:12:53,219 You see this? This is a five-year chip. 331 00:12:53,286 --> 00:12:54,821 They don't just give these away. 332 00:12:54,888 --> 00:12:57,490 Uh, o... okay. I-I appreciate you wanting to help me, 333 00:12:57,557 --> 00:12:59,626 but... I-I don't think I need a sponsor. 334 00:12:59,692 --> 00:13:01,860 Denial ain't just a river in South America. 335 00:13:02,504 --> 00:13:04,746 You sold your family dog for smack. 336 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,192 No. I'm not judging you for it. I know how it is. 337 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:10,037 But normal people, normies, they don't do stuff like that. 338 00:13:10,736 --> 00:13:14,106 - Give me your phone. - Oh... um. I lost it. 339 00:13:15,391 --> 00:13:16,391 [GRUNTING] 340 00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:18,794 Huh. There it is. 341 00:13:19,735 --> 00:13:21,281 I made you a promise here tonight, Tom, 342 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:22,857 and that means something to me. 343 00:13:23,071 --> 00:13:24,830 - Mm-hmm. - [PHONE CLICKING] 344 00:13:26,785 --> 00:13:28,783 - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] - Now you know it's me calling. 345 00:13:29,239 --> 00:13:30,230 Terrific. 346 00:13:30,546 --> 00:13:32,415 Say, why don't we just go grab a horchata, 347 00:13:32,481 --> 00:13:33,949 we can start working the steps. 348 00:13:34,015 --> 00:13:37,085 Um... Yeah. This has been really overwhelming for me, 349 00:13:37,152 --> 00:13:38,928 so I'm... I'm gonna pass, but... 350 00:13:39,221 --> 00:13:40,281 All right then. 351 00:13:41,748 --> 00:13:43,268 I'll see you here tomorrow night! 352 00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:44,798 Yeah! Yep! Tomorrow! 353 00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:47,288 - [KEYS JANGLING] - Hey! 354 00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:49,121 How'd it go tonight? Good meeting? 355 00:13:49,146 --> 00:13:50,923 It was a great meeting. Yeah. 356 00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:53,657 One of my regulars really stepped up big time. 357 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:56,518 This guy hasn't spoken in months, 358 00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:59,588 and he, uh, offered to sponsor the new guy. 359 00:13:59,929 --> 00:14:01,834 I thought the new guy already had a sponsor. 360 00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:03,713 Nah, we got a new new guy. 361 00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,803 [LAUGHING] You should see this kid, man. 362 00:14:06,869 --> 00:14:07,912 He looks like shit. 363 00:14:07,937 --> 00:14:09,606 He's really been through the ringer. 364 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:10,963 I think Cutter's gonna be good for him. 365 00:14:11,608 --> 00:14:12,976 Cutter? Isn't that the crazy dude 366 00:14:13,009 --> 00:14:15,204 who looks like Floyd Mayweather after you add water? 367 00:14:15,204 --> 00:14:17,273 He's not crazy. He's... He's just a strong flavor. 368 00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:18,818 He's not crazy? 369 00:14:19,187 --> 00:14:20,655 He tried to sell me a dead rat once 370 00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,366 that he'd attached to a key chain. 371 00:14:22,391 --> 00:14:23,921 Said it would bring me good luck in my love life. 372 00:14:23,975 --> 00:14:26,794 [MUFFLED] ♪ You've got a lot of nerve ♪ 373 00:14:27,504 --> 00:14:29,424 Who's playing that shit? 374 00:14:29,998 --> 00:14:31,400 This is the third time this week 375 00:14:31,466 --> 00:14:33,201 I've had to listen to this fucking song. 376 00:14:33,268 --> 00:14:34,595 Oh, it's not that bad. 377 00:14:34,936 --> 00:14:37,205 "Sugar Days"? It's not that bad? 378 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:40,120 - It's 77 in my book. - Which book? 379 00:14:40,193 --> 00:14:41,498 "All You Need is Love"... 380 00:14:41,529 --> 00:14:43,579 and 500 other songs to kill yourself to. 381 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:44,944 - Google it. - I can't. 382 00:14:45,011 --> 00:14:47,747 Glen next door changed his wifi password again. 383 00:14:47,814 --> 00:14:48,882 - [SONG CONTINUES] - You're kidding me. 384 00:14:48,948 --> 00:14:51,090 - Nope. - What a paranoid asshole. 385 00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,620 All right. Well, we'll just crack it, you know? 386 00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:56,055 It's... it's gonna be the name of one of his ferrets. 387 00:14:56,089 --> 00:14:58,024 Unfortunately, he just got another ferret... 388 00:14:58,057 --> 00:14:59,778 - [SONG CONTINUES] - ...so we're totally screwed. 389 00:15:00,059 --> 00:15:02,228 You know, I think it's coming from Gay Jim's place. 390 00:15:02,295 --> 00:15:05,158 - Who? - Gay Jim. Across the hall? 391 00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:06,862 Gay Ji... 392 00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:08,601 Oh. His name's Gayjum. 393 00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:12,006 It's Pakistani. He's... he's married to a woman. 394 00:15:12,356 --> 00:15:15,008 Uh, really? Then why's he always smiling at me? 395 00:15:15,255 --> 00:15:18,058 I don't know. Maybe he's gay. [SIGHS] 396 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:24,464 ♪ 397 00:15:24,531 --> 00:15:30,804 ♪ 398 00:15:30,871 --> 00:15:32,900 [CELLPHONE RINGING] 399 00:15:39,012 --> 00:15:40,356 Yep? 400 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,692 CUTTER: Sounds like your Ford needs a new serpentine belt. 401 00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:44,186 What year is that thing? 402 00:15:45,048 --> 00:15:47,096 I don't know. You know what? I'll get it looked at tomorrow. 403 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,432 There's a Pep Boys across the street from my office. 404 00:15:49,498 --> 00:15:51,567 Tell you what. I'll pick one up and swap it out 405 00:15:51,634 --> 00:15:52,969 before tomorrow night's meeting. 406 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:56,573 By the way, remind when you see me that I got your paperwork. 407 00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:58,302 We want to make sure you get credit 408 00:15:58,369 --> 00:15:59,770 for all the meetings you about to hit. 409 00:15:59,837 --> 00:16:01,567 Wait, wait, wait. You stole my paperwork? 410 00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:03,841 It fell out of your pocket when I grabbed your phone. 411 00:16:03,907 --> 00:16:05,642 No, no, no. I need that paper. It's important. 412 00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:06,907 Damn right it is. 413 00:16:06,908 --> 00:16:08,643 That's why it can't be in the hands of a drunkard 414 00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:10,778 who already lost it at his very first meeting. 415 00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:12,947 - Call me if you need anything. - No, I need that paper... 416 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,289 - [BEEP] - No, no, no! No! No, no, no!! 417 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,790 ♪ So tell me why you hangin' around my door ♪ 418 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:21,526 ♪ You've got a lotta nerve ♪ 419 00:16:21,593 --> 00:16:23,395 ♪ Thinking I would take you back ♪ 420 00:16:23,462 --> 00:16:24,863 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 421 00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:27,065 ♪ I say, you've got a lotta nerve ♪ 422 00:16:27,132 --> 00:16:28,400 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 423 00:16:28,474 --> 00:16:30,743 ♪ After hookin' up with that skank ♪ 424 00:16:30,802 --> 00:16:33,038 - ♪ I wanna see ya beg now ♪ - No... 425 00:16:33,071 --> 00:16:35,140 ♪ Want makes you think I'd ever think about forgivin' your ass ♪ 426 00:16:35,207 --> 00:16:36,541 - Hey. Uh... - Hey. 427 00:16:36,608 --> 00:16:38,670 I thought I heard someone out here. 428 00:16:39,077 --> 00:16:41,395 Yeah. Uh, I'm just... 429 00:16:41,865 --> 00:16:44,991 making my nightly rounds... Uh, neighborhood watch. 430 00:16:45,201 --> 00:16:46,736 [KETTLE WHISTLES] 431 00:16:46,803 --> 00:16:48,271 - ♪ You're such a pretty boy ♪ - You want some tea? 432 00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:49,873 Uh, sure. 433 00:16:49,906 --> 00:16:51,540 - ♪ I know exactly what you need ♪ - Okay! 434 00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:54,411 ♪ It's such a pity, boy ♪ 435 00:16:54,477 --> 00:16:56,746 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 436 00:16:56,813 --> 00:16:59,215 - ♪ You won't be gettin' none from me ♪ - I see you got some new vinyl. 437 00:16:59,282 --> 00:17:02,218 Yeah, I went to that little record store over on Market. 438 00:17:02,801 --> 00:17:05,305 That's a good place. Why do they have this shit? 439 00:17:05,622 --> 00:17:06,618 Huh? 440 00:17:06,823 --> 00:17:08,057 Uh, nothing. 441 00:17:08,892 --> 00:17:10,827 I'm just checking out your records. 442 00:17:10,894 --> 00:17:12,829 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 443 00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:14,369 Wilson Phillips... 444 00:17:14,564 --> 00:17:15,698 ♪ Who-o-ah ♪ 445 00:17:15,765 --> 00:17:18,034 ..."Glee Season 2", "Glee Season"... Eeah. 446 00:17:18,101 --> 00:17:19,702 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 447 00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:20,837 Oh, my God. 448 00:17:20,904 --> 00:17:22,038 ♪ Who-o-ah ♪ 449 00:17:22,105 --> 00:17:24,174 ♪ You've got a lotta nerve ♪ 450 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,176 [NEEDLE SCRATCHES, MUSIC STOPS] 451 00:17:30,246 --> 00:17:32,246 Why'd you turn off the music? 452 00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:35,995 Loudermilk? 453 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:37,587 LOUDERMILK: She went into Rhino Vinyl, 454 00:17:37,654 --> 00:17:39,189 and this is what she walked out with. 455 00:17:39,255 --> 00:17:40,857 Well, maybe she bought them ironically, 456 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,459 you know, like, to give away as gag gifts. 457 00:17:42,525 --> 00:17:43,860 No, no. That's not ironic. 458 00:17:44,346 --> 00:17:46,472 Okay? She was playing Sugar Days 459 00:17:46,497 --> 00:17:48,489 fucking over and over again. 460 00:17:48,531 --> 00:17:49,852 That's not ironic. 461 00:17:49,877 --> 00:17:52,146 It explains why she's with the doctor, 462 00:17:52,212 --> 00:17:54,014 you know, 'cause t-they're fucking... 463 00:17:54,081 --> 00:17:55,883 They're idiots when it comes to music. 464 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,773 - That's not true. - It's absolutely true! 465 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,287 Do y... Do you listen to the music in a waiting room? 466 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,015 You can't do surgery 467 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:05,265 and also understand the intricacies of good music. 468 00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:07,735 It's not... It's different parts of the brain. 469 00:18:07,802 --> 00:18:09,403 It's not fucking possible. 470 00:18:09,437 --> 00:18:12,673 Oh, really? Okay, well, what about Dr. Dre, uh, 471 00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:15,343 Dr. John, Doctors Hall & Oates? 472 00:18:15,409 --> 00:18:17,345 Look, anyway, music is subjective, okay? 473 00:18:17,411 --> 00:18:19,213 Who's to say what's good or what's bad? 474 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,621 Uh, me. 475 00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:22,698 Like, I literally wrote the book on what's good and what's bad. 476 00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:24,658 Uh, so she has shitty taste in music. 477 00:18:24,725 --> 00:18:26,260 So what? It's not her fault. 478 00:18:26,327 --> 00:18:28,062 Most beautiful women do, honestly... 479 00:18:28,129 --> 00:18:29,730 Their adorable ears pick up sounds differently 480 00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:31,095 than you or I, 481 00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:33,461 so stop being an asshole and bring her her stuff back. 482 00:18:33,495 --> 00:18:35,864 - How 'bout that? - No. I can't go over there. 483 00:18:36,423 --> 00:18:39,026 We need a cooling-off period. I got to process this. 484 00:18:39,093 --> 00:18:40,227 [CHUCKLES] 485 00:18:40,294 --> 00:18:41,773 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 486 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,084 ALLISON: [THROUGH DOOR] Hey! Loudermilk! 487 00:18:46,432 --> 00:18:48,135 Why'd you take my music? 488 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,197 Hmm? 489 00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:52,201 I'm still processing. 490 00:18:54,315 --> 00:18:56,651 Your sponsor has my paperwork? 491 00:18:56,692 --> 00:18:58,283 Why the fuck did you get a sponsor? 492 00:18:58,308 --> 00:19:00,109 I don't know. It j... It just happened. 493 00:19:00,175 --> 00:19:01,677 I... But... Don't worry. 494 00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:03,845 I'm gonna get it back from him at the meeting tonight. 495 00:19:03,912 --> 00:19:06,982 Yeah, just... just get my paperwork back 496 00:19:07,049 --> 00:19:08,670 and cut him loose, okay? 497 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,911 N... Oh, oh. Hold on there, buddy. 498 00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:13,722 I think I can kill two birds with one stone here, 499 00:19:13,789 --> 00:19:15,524 and you can get me the rest of the signatures. 500 00:19:15,549 --> 00:19:16,792 How is that killing two birds? 501 00:19:17,294 --> 00:19:19,773 You'll be helping you and me. 502 00:19:20,212 --> 00:19:23,675 But going to your Sober Friends meetings doesn't help me. 503 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,594 Sure, it does. I'm gonna owe you big time. 504 00:19:25,804 --> 00:19:27,039 You already owe me! 505 00:19:27,195 --> 00:19:30,542 That is very true, but now I'm going to owe you big time. 506 00:19:30,608 --> 00:19:32,677 I'm gonna make it my mandate 507 00:19:32,744 --> 00:19:34,345 to help you reach the next level here. 508 00:19:34,412 --> 00:19:35,580 You know this is illegal. 509 00:19:35,613 --> 00:19:37,115 We can get in actual trouble for this. 510 00:19:37,148 --> 00:19:39,117 The crime has already been committed, Tom-bomb. 511 00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:41,219 - [EXHALES SHARPLY] - Now it's just a matter of me showing you 512 00:19:41,286 --> 00:19:42,984 that you have some follow-through. 513 00:19:44,422 --> 00:19:46,239 Give us a minute here, Gary. 514 00:19:47,959 --> 00:19:50,185 See, I knew I should've gotten Gary to do this. 515 00:19:50,495 --> 00:19:51,462 Oh, fuck Gary! 516 00:19:52,262 --> 00:19:53,805 Listen, if I'm gonna do this 517 00:19:53,805 --> 00:19:56,426 I'm gonna need more than just a promise from you to help me out. 518 00:19:57,224 --> 00:19:59,564 Okay. Tell me what you're thinking. 519 00:20:00,295 --> 00:20:02,776 I want to take point on the Voluptuous Vodka account. 520 00:20:03,913 --> 00:20:05,732 I want to be in that meeting myself, 521 00:20:05,732 --> 00:20:07,801 face to face, pitching my ideas. 522 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,137 I want to show Reardon what I can do. 523 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,572 Do we have a deal? 524 00:20:16,355 --> 00:20:17,427 Okay. 525 00:20:17,556 --> 00:20:18,614 Okay? 526 00:20:18,757 --> 00:20:20,531 - Yeah. O-Okay. - Deal. 527 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,460 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 528 00:20:24,163 --> 00:20:25,218 [SNIFFS] 529 00:20:26,765 --> 00:20:29,113 [CELLPHONE VIBRATES] 530 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:32,779 [RINGTONE PLAYS] 531 00:20:32,804 --> 00:20:34,236 [SIGHS] 532 00:20:34,303 --> 00:20:36,171 Hey, man, I'm kind of in the middle of something. 533 00:20:36,238 --> 00:20:38,106 - Can I call you right back? - I'll make it quick. 534 00:20:38,173 --> 00:20:39,641 There's a lunch meeting right around the corner 535 00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:40,935 from your office. 536 00:20:41,243 --> 00:20:42,994 It's not my scene, but I think you'd dig it. 537 00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:45,580 By my office? Wai... How do you know where I work? 538 00:20:45,647 --> 00:20:47,916 You said you worked right across the street from Pep Boys, 539 00:20:48,561 --> 00:20:49,929 did a little detective work, 540 00:20:49,962 --> 00:20:51,564 and I'm walking into your office right now. 541 00:20:51,631 --> 00:20:53,299 Uh, no, no. Uh, stay right there. 542 00:20:53,366 --> 00:20:54,632 Stay outside. I'll be right there. 543 00:21:01,974 --> 00:21:03,499 - Hey. - Hey, pork-snout. 544 00:21:04,478 --> 00:21:06,668 The meeting's just a couple blocks away from here. 545 00:21:06,841 --> 00:21:09,603 You're gonna love it... Business-type people like you. 546 00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:11,067 How long is this meeting? 547 00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:13,178 If you don't have time for a meeting, 548 00:21:13,212 --> 00:21:15,247 we can go up to your office and start working the steps instead. 549 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,815 You can introduce me to your office friends. 550 00:21:16,882 --> 00:21:19,573 No, no. Uh, let's do this right. 551 00:21:20,419 --> 00:21:21,597 Good attitude. 552 00:21:22,287 --> 00:21:27,159 ♪ 553 00:21:27,226 --> 00:21:29,563 Whoa. Hey, old-timer. 554 00:21:29,895 --> 00:21:31,697 I see somebody got a new friend. 555 00:21:31,764 --> 00:21:33,753 Yeah. This is Lil' Pumpkin. 556 00:21:34,032 --> 00:21:35,434 Well, hey there, Pumpkin. 557 00:21:35,434 --> 00:21:38,237 No, it's Lil' Pumpkin. Lil' Pumpkin. 558 00:21:38,304 --> 00:21:41,639 Is that... Is that "Lil'," L-I-L, or "Little" with the T's? 559 00:21:43,443 --> 00:21:45,028 Is there an apostrophe in... 560 00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:46,513 [DOOR SHUTS] 561 00:21:46,929 --> 00:21:48,197 - Hey. - Hey. 562 00:21:48,264 --> 00:21:49,269 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 563 00:21:49,478 --> 00:21:50,945 What happened to you last night? 564 00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:52,506 Last night? 565 00:21:53,849 --> 00:21:56,296 Oh! Yeah. [CHUCKLES] 566 00:21:56,736 --> 00:21:58,538 Yeah, last night. That was, uh... 567 00:21:59,036 --> 00:22:00,708 It was kind of embarrassing, actually. 568 00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:02,644 I-I had, uh, some stomach issues. 569 00:22:02,710 --> 00:22:04,009 The Big D. 570 00:22:05,303 --> 00:22:06,424 Diarrhea. 571 00:22:06,424 --> 00:22:07,725 Yeah, I knew what the Big D meant, 572 00:22:07,758 --> 00:22:10,861 but why'd you take my records and my record player? 573 00:22:11,466 --> 00:22:14,957 If you wanted to borrow some music, you could've just asked. 574 00:22:15,095 --> 00:22:18,102 W... No, I didn't... I didn't want to borrow your music. 575 00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,488 I'm sorry. I'm confused. 576 00:22:20,767 --> 00:22:22,636 I felt I had to confiscate your music 577 00:22:22,702 --> 00:22:23,970 to just try to understand 578 00:22:24,004 --> 00:22:26,533 why one person would buy so many crappy records. 579 00:22:26,753 --> 00:22:28,893 What are you talking about? Those are great records. 580 00:22:28,918 --> 00:22:29,986 No, no, no. 581 00:22:30,011 --> 00:22:31,289 "Dark Side of the Moon" is a great record, okay? 582 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,753 "Fear Of A Black Planet," "Doolittle," 583 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,621 "Houses Of The Holy"... Great records. 584 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,423 And what's wrong with my records? 585 00:22:37,692 --> 00:22:40,292 Just calling them records is a little bit of a stretch. 586 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,429 Oh, really? So now you're bashing Prince? 587 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,765 Oh, no. Love him. I love him. Love Prince. 588 00:22:46,159 --> 00:22:48,169 A ton of great albums... None of which you own. 589 00:22:48,983 --> 00:22:49,996 You bought "Come." 590 00:22:50,063 --> 00:22:52,265 "Come" is the album that he made intentionally bad 591 00:22:52,332 --> 00:22:53,800 to get out of his Warners deal. 592 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,897 You're a music snob. 593 00:22:55,922 --> 00:22:57,061 No shit. 594 00:22:58,069 --> 00:23:00,421 I was a critic. That was my job, you know? 595 00:23:00,741 --> 00:23:02,743 I mean, find me a critic who's not a snob. 596 00:23:02,809 --> 00:23:05,078 It just comes with the territory of being right. 597 00:23:05,795 --> 00:23:09,356 You have one decent album in that whole box, okay, 598 00:23:09,701 --> 00:23:12,206 and it was Pavement, "Slanted & Enchanted." 599 00:23:12,486 --> 00:23:14,087 Well, Emerson, Lake & Palmer? 600 00:23:14,154 --> 00:23:15,971 They're okay. They're all right. 601 00:23:15,971 --> 00:23:18,306 They're horrible in concert. Horrible. 602 00:23:18,373 --> 00:23:20,151 You brought the triple live album. 603 00:23:20,509 --> 00:23:22,711 Okay, I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna apologize 604 00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:24,412 for Emerson, Lake & Palmer. 605 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,181 Well, I think you just did. Look, I'm not... I don't... 606 00:23:26,248 --> 00:23:27,782 I'm not trying to be a dick here, okay? 607 00:23:27,849 --> 00:23:30,252 Okay, you don't have to try, Loudermilk, 608 00:23:30,318 --> 00:23:31,680 'cause it comes naturally. 609 00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:34,039 Hey, what are you getting so worked up about? 610 00:23:34,105 --> 00:23:35,440 I... We're just talking music. 611 00:23:35,507 --> 00:23:37,109 You're the one getting worked up! 612 00:23:37,175 --> 00:23:39,778 I mean, how dare you steal my records and my record player, 613 00:23:39,845 --> 00:23:41,425 and then you tell me my taste sucks. 614 00:23:42,848 --> 00:23:44,410 I did like that Pavement album. 615 00:23:45,349 --> 00:23:46,641 That's Carl's. 616 00:23:47,818 --> 00:23:49,140 [DOOR CLOSES] 617 00:23:49,521 --> 00:23:50,705 Of course it is. 618 00:23:51,189 --> 00:23:53,258 ♪ 619 00:23:53,325 --> 00:23:54,622 [CUTTER COUGHS] 620 00:23:55,193 --> 00:24:03,193 ♪ 621 00:24:04,269 --> 00:24:07,048 Sorry... Can't smoke out here. 622 00:24:08,459 --> 00:24:12,253 Relax, Deputy, it's an e-cig... No smoke, just vapor. 623 00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:14,613 That's a Marlboro Red. 624 00:24:15,567 --> 00:24:16,751 E-cig. 625 00:24:26,158 --> 00:24:29,294 Oh. I need to get my paperwork back. 626 00:24:29,361 --> 00:24:31,012 I need to get that signed. 627 00:24:31,897 --> 00:24:33,600 Already took care of it, my friend. 628 00:24:34,726 --> 00:24:36,501 I'd feel better if I could hold on to that. 629 00:24:36,868 --> 00:24:38,237 It's my responsibility. 630 00:24:38,303 --> 00:24:40,423 Take it easy. It's in good hands. 631 00:24:41,431 --> 00:24:43,508 You'll get it back once we get all the signatures. 632 00:24:43,575 --> 00:24:45,331 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 633 00:24:47,179 --> 00:24:48,721 Hey, you cool flying solo? 634 00:24:49,983 --> 00:24:51,527 I want to check out the ladies. 635 00:24:52,129 --> 00:24:54,386 You know I'm kind of into that girl-on-girl thing. 636 00:24:54,719 --> 00:24:56,254 Oh. You know what I'm talking about, right? 637 00:24:57,704 --> 00:24:58,790 Kind of. 638 00:24:59,355 --> 00:25:00,805 [CHUCKLES] 639 00:25:04,596 --> 00:25:06,598 - Hey. - Hi. 640 00:25:06,665 --> 00:25:08,133 I haven't seen you at this meeting. 641 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,601 Are you new to the program? 642 00:25:10,404 --> 00:25:12,483 Um, yeah... Kind of new. 643 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,457 It's tough at first, but it gets easier. 644 00:25:16,007 --> 00:25:17,636 You found a sponsor that you like? 645 00:25:17,636 --> 00:25:19,421 That I like? No. 646 00:25:20,261 --> 00:25:21,939 My sponsor's mentally ill. 647 00:25:22,786 --> 00:25:24,243 That's him right there... 648 00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:26,031 smelling that woman's hair. 649 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,915 Yeah, it can be hard to tell what you're gonna get 650 00:25:28,981 --> 00:25:30,395 when you first pick 'em. 651 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,817 [CHUCKLES] Oh, I didn't pick him. 652 00:25:33,195 --> 00:25:34,319 He picked me. 653 00:25:34,941 --> 00:25:37,523 Maybe you should find someone else. 654 00:25:38,611 --> 00:25:40,126 You know, it's crucial to your recovery 655 00:25:40,192 --> 00:25:43,129 to have a sponsor that you trust and look up to. 656 00:25:43,565 --> 00:25:44,626 Yeah. 657 00:25:45,342 --> 00:25:48,066 Wait, really? I can do that? 658 00:25:48,163 --> 00:25:50,098 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 659 00:25:50,165 --> 00:25:51,767 Um, just be honest with him. 660 00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:54,223 Tell him that you... It's not a good fit for you. 661 00:25:54,767 --> 00:25:56,505 He won't take it personally. 662 00:25:56,571 --> 00:25:57,973 These old-timers don't. 663 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,208 You could have your sponsor for years, you know? 664 00:26:00,208 --> 00:26:02,506 It's... It's got to feel right. 665 00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:04,045 Right. 666 00:26:04,112 --> 00:26:06,781 [GIGGLING IN BACKGROUND] 667 00:26:07,136 --> 00:26:08,183 Thank you. 668 00:26:08,249 --> 00:26:09,323 No problem. 669 00:26:10,051 --> 00:26:12,587 [CUTTER TALKS INDISTINCTLY] 670 00:26:13,194 --> 00:26:15,723 So, want me to be your sponsor? 671 00:26:16,965 --> 00:26:18,526 Oh, um... 672 00:26:19,387 --> 00:26:20,388 no. 673 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,195 I'll come back tonight and pick you up 674 00:26:28,262 --> 00:26:29,607 for the meeting at the Immaculate. 675 00:26:29,857 --> 00:26:31,792 Ah, yeah, listen, uh, Cutter, 676 00:26:31,859 --> 00:26:33,555 there's something I need to tell you. 677 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,315 Did you have a slip? 678 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,949 No, I-I didn't have a slip. Um... 679 00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:43,323 I'm getting a different sponsor. 680 00:26:47,428 --> 00:26:49,430 I-I met a guy at the meeting today, 681 00:26:49,496 --> 00:26:52,030 and we just really clicked. 682 00:26:53,968 --> 00:26:55,976 You're a great guy, Cutter, I just... 683 00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:58,874 I think we're a better fit, you know? 684 00:27:00,774 --> 00:27:01,839 Um... 685 00:27:02,549 --> 00:27:04,346 is this registering? 686 00:27:06,513 --> 00:27:08,182 - Yeah. - Uh, okay. 687 00:27:08,249 --> 00:27:10,050 - Yeah, of course. - Okay. 688 00:27:10,084 --> 00:27:11,518 Just tears up my heart a little. 689 00:27:12,223 --> 00:27:13,654 Oh. No. 690 00:27:13,721 --> 00:27:15,589 I-I thought you weren't supposed to take this personally. 691 00:27:15,656 --> 00:27:17,191 I am a human being, Tom. 692 00:27:17,257 --> 00:27:18,859 I'm not no fucking robot! 693 00:27:18,926 --> 00:27:22,385 I do have feelings and emotions, and I'm not ashamed of that. 694 00:27:22,730 --> 00:27:23,965 Who is this guy? 695 00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:27,455 It's not that fella I saw you talking to by the bathroom, 696 00:27:27,455 --> 00:27:29,256 because I got kind of a weirdo vibe from him. 697 00:27:29,763 --> 00:27:31,965 No. No, it's not that guy. 698 00:27:32,032 --> 00:27:35,364 I... I met this guy while you were smelling that woman's hair. 699 00:27:35,365 --> 00:27:37,326 - What's his name? - Uh... 700 00:27:39,369 --> 00:27:40,466 Donny. 701 00:27:40,570 --> 00:27:42,505 How much clean time does Donny have? 702 00:27:42,872 --> 00:27:44,274 Should be two years minimum. 703 00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:46,192 He just got his 10-year chip. 704 00:27:46,543 --> 00:27:47,963 Ooh. Wow. 705 00:27:51,281 --> 00:27:52,749 Well, that's certainly enough time. 706 00:27:56,605 --> 00:27:58,005 I should probably hit the road, 707 00:27:58,421 --> 00:28:02,021 get myself to a meeting and go see my own sponsor. 708 00:28:03,092 --> 00:28:04,915 Rejection's one of my triggers. 709 00:28:05,528 --> 00:28:07,569 Uh... I-I'm sorry. 710 00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:10,460 Yeah, uh, do what you got to do. 711 00:28:10,521 --> 00:28:13,060 I-I do need to get my paperwork back from you. 712 00:28:14,370 --> 00:28:18,286 ♪ 713 00:28:18,311 --> 00:28:20,735 All right, then. If that's what you want. 714 00:28:22,819 --> 00:28:26,489 Thank you. Thank you, Cutter. 715 00:28:26,556 --> 00:28:28,747 I-I do appreciate everything you've done for me. 716 00:28:29,692 --> 00:28:31,427 ♪ 717 00:28:31,494 --> 00:28:35,832 ♪ Do you find it gets a little easier ♪ 718 00:28:35,898 --> 00:28:42,238 ♪ Each time you make it disappear? ♪ 719 00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:46,643 [MOANING] 720 00:28:46,709 --> 00:28:50,713 ♪ Oh, fools, the magician bends the rules ♪ 721 00:28:50,780 --> 00:28:53,049 - [BANGING] - ♪ As the cro... ♪ 722 00:28:53,116 --> 00:28:57,053 ♪ I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin' ♪ 723 00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:01,057 ♪ I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', and I'll try ♪ 724 00:29:01,124 --> 00:29:04,994 ♪ I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin' ♪ 725 00:29:05,061 --> 00:29:09,399 ♪ I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', and I'll try ♪ 726 00:29:09,465 --> 00:29:10,900 ♪ Imagine, if you were Herr Barockter ♪ 727 00:29:10,933 --> 00:29:14,604 ♪ Alias and nobleman, son of son of sky, and of scion ♪ 728 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:16,105 ♪ Part of his rich inheritance ♪ 729 00:29:16,139 --> 00:29:18,107 ♪ Parceled and generous divorced sentence forthwith being ♪ 730 00:29:18,141 --> 00:29:19,342 ♪ Certain blocks of land and living quarters ♪ 731 00:29:19,408 --> 00:29:21,544 ♪ Deemed by all gentlemen and wives thereof ♪ 732 00:29:21,611 --> 00:29:24,347 ♪ To be grossly humane and frankly, quiet undirty ♪ 733 00:29:24,414 --> 00:29:28,284 ♪ I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin' ♪ 734 00:29:28,351 --> 00:29:32,155 ♪ I'm tryin', I'm tryin', and I'll try ♪ 735 00:29:32,221 --> 00:29:38,227 ♪ 736 00:29:38,294 --> 00:29:44,233 ♪ 53506

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