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Now what?
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Kind of a steep hill, isn't it?
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Don't worry about it.
Just lean forward and jiggle your feet.
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I think I've changed my mind.
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[SCREAMS]
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If I had of known you were only going
that far, I would have stayed in.
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Here we go. We put it in fast forward,
and here we go.
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[THUD]
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LINUS:
Fast reverse.
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[SCREAMING]
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I think they look better when they have
a little star or an angel on top.
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Would you like to buy
a Christmas wreath?
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It's not even Thanksgiving yet.
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By the time Christmas comes,
all the needles will be falling off.
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Don't hang it near the turkey.
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Would you like to buy
a Christmas wreath?
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It isn't even Thanksgiving yet.
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Would you like to buy
a Thanksgiving wreath?
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Would you like to buy
a Christmas wreath?
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Do you know what you are doing?
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Don't you realize you're adding
to the over-commercializing of Christmas?
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Not till I sell one.
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Good morning.
This is a Christmas wreath--
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Thank you. I love samples.
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I give up. I can't imagine anyone else
having as much trouble as I do...
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...selling Christmas wreaths.
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Good morning, sir. Would you like to buy
a nice Christmas wreath?
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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Merry Christmas anyway, sir.
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"God bless us every one!"
said Tiny Tim, the last of all.
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And joy to the world.
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Rats.
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What are you up to, big brother?
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I'm trying to sell Christmas wreaths
from door to door.
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Getting on the old commercial
bandwagon, eh?
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Going after those big holiday bucks, huh?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Need any help?
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Good morning. Ask your mom
if she would like to buy a Christmas wreath.
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Tell her they were made
from the famous forests of Lebanon.
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You can read about them in the second
chapter of the second book of Chronicles.
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If you buy two, we'll throw in
an autographed photo of King Solomon.
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You can't tell people these wreaths
were made from the forests of Lebanon.
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That's lying.
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Good morning, would you like to buy
a Christmas wreath...
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...made from some junky old branches
my brother found in a Christmas tree lot?
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You wouldn't, would you?
And I can't say I blame you.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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See? Your way doesn't work, either.
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I think we need better packaging.
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We need a better way to show off
our product.
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Good morning. Would you like to buy
a Christmas wreath?
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Guess what, Chuck. Disaster time.
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Our teacher wants us to read a book
during Christmas vacation.
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Got any suggestions?
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On what book to read?
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No. On how to get out of it.
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I'm not going to have to read a book,
Marcie.
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See, A Tale of Two Cities
was just on TV.
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I watched the movie,
so now I won't have to read the book.
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The only thing I didn't understand...
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...were the parts about the shampoo,
the soap and the coffee.
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Those were the commercials, sir.
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I'd like to read this book, Marcie,
but I'm kind of afraid.
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I had a grandfather
who didn't think much of reading.
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He always said if you read too many books,
your head would fall off.
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You start the first chapter, sir,
and I'll hold on to your head.
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Why aren't you reading your book, sir?
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It's too nice a day
to stay inside and read, Marcie.
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Besides, I have to build this snowman.
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If I don't do it, no one else will,
and he'll never exist.
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I'm his creator.
It's my duty to give him life.
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This snowman has a right to live, Marcie.
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You're weird, sir.
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Marcie, what book were we supposed
to read during Thanksgiving vacation?
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This is Christmas vacation, sir.
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Christmas vacation?
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How can I read something
during Christmas vacation...
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...when I didn't read what I was supposed
to read during Thanksgiving vacation?
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Duck, sir. Easter is coming.
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[ORCHESTRA TUNING]
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-What are we going to hear today, Marcie?
-Handel's "Messiah."
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The most exciting part is when they get
to the "Hallelujah" chorus...
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...and everyone stands.
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Standing is exciting?
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[ORCHESTRA PLAYS
HANDEL'S "HALLELUJAH"]
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[CHOIR SINGS HANDEL'S
"HALLELUJAH" CHORUS]
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It's the "Hallelujah" chorus, sir.
Everyone is standing up.
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-They're what?
-Standing up.
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MARCIE:
Yipe!
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[THUD]
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Everywhere we go, Marcie,
you embarrass me.
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What was Handel's first name, Marcie?
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I'm ashamed to admit, I don't know.
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I'll just have to guess.
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I suppose we're going to have to listen
to that bell ringing...
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...every time we walk by here now.
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Wouldn't you think he could do something
besides ring a bell?
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Just ignore that Santa Claus, Linus.
There's nothing he can do to you.
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I don't think you're a real Santa Claus.
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What do you have to say about that?
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I don't think you're the real Santa Claus.
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If you're the real Santa,
where are your helpers?
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[CHIRPING]
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That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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You mean "giving."
Christmas is the joy of giving.
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I don't have the slightest idea
what you're talking about.
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Giving. The only real joy is giving.
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Like, wow.
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I'm making out my Christmas list.
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Now, how do you spell your name?
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I'm your brother and you don't even know
how to spell my name?
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I'll put down "Sam."
I know how to spell that.
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-What was his name again?
-Santa Claus.
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-Any middle initial?
-No, I don't think so.
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At least I've never heard of one.
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How about his wife?
Do you know her name?
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Well, sometimes you hear people say
her name is Mary Christmas.
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Really? That's very interesting.
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Maybe I'll write to her instead.
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[MOANS]
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[HUMS]
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Whoo-whoo!
Hee-hee-hee.
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-Where are all the candy canes?
-The what?
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The candy canes that were on the tree.
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They're all gone.
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-Have you looked outside?
-Outside?
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Tell me about Christmas, Linus.
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How did all these Christmas stuff
start anyway?
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Except for the part
of getting lots of presents...
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...I don't see what all the fuss is about.
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Well, this is from
the second chapter of Luke.
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You know what I hate? I hate shopping.
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"And there were in the same country
shepherds abiding in the field--"
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I haven't got anything for my brother
for Christmas yet.
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-"And, lo, the angel of the Lord came--"
-Everything costs so much.
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-"And the glory of the Lord shone round--"
-I don't want to spend a lot.
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"And they were sore afraid."
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Actually, I don't really wanna spend
any money at all.
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-"And the angel said unto--"
-I wonder if I can get him...
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...something for free?
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Is that it? I always thought
the Christmas story was longer than that.
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["THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS"
PLAYS OVER RADIO]
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That song drives me crazy.
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What in the world is a calling bird?
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A calling bird is a kind of partridge.
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In 1 Samuel 26:20, it says:
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"For the king of Israel has come out
to seek my life...
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...just as though
he were hunting the calling bird."
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There's a play on words here, you see?
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David was standing
on a mountain, calling.
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And he compared himself
to a partridge being hunted.
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Isn’t that fascinating?
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If I get socks again
for Christmas this year,
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I'll go even more crazy.
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I remember reading
that Albert Schweitzer...
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...dreaded the thought
of receiving Christmas gifts.
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And do you know why that was?
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It was because he hated having to write
thank you notes.
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What do you think about that?
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Who's Albert Schweitzer?
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Yes, ma'am. I would like to buy
a Christmas present for a girl I know.
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I was thinking maybe a pair of gloves.
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[SALESPERSON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Would it help if I described her?
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[SALESPERSON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Well, she has 10 fingers....
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[SALESPERSON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Twenty-five dollars for a pair of gloves?
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I'm sorry, ma'am,
that's more than I can afford.
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Could I maybe buy just a thumb?
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I wanted to buy Peggy Jean
some gloves for Christmas...
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...but they cost $25.
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She's going to be disappointed when
she finds out her boyfriend is a cheapskate.
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I'm not a cheapskate.
I just don't have $25.
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-Put it on your credit card.
-I don't have a credit card.
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So long, Peggy Jean.
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I'd like to give Peggy Jean
a nice pair of gloves for Christmas...
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...but I can't afford it.
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If she really likes you, Charlie Brown...
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...she'll appreciate anything you give her.
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If you don't give her exactly
what she's expecting...
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...she'll hate you for the rest of your life.
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You know why I wanna buy Peggy Jean
those gloves for Christmas?
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When I first met her this summer at camp,
I noticed what pretty hands she had.
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I want those pretty hands to be warm.
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But I don't have $25 to buy the gloves.
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Send her a nice card and tell her
to keep her hands in her pockets.
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See? There they are.
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Those are the gloves
I'd like to buy Peggy Jean for Christmas.
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Where are you going to get $25?
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That's the problem.
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Maybe you can sell your dog.
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Phbbtt!
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I take it back.
He's probably only worth 50 cents.
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[SALESPERSON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Yes, ma'am,
I'm looking at those gloves again.
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I wish I could get them for this girl I know
but I can't afford them.
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I just like to stand here and pretend
I'm buying them for her.
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[SALESPERSON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Sorry, ma'am, I didn't realize
I was fogging up the glass.
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Go ahead. Ask him.
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Is this the bus stop?
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All I have is a dime. Will I get change?
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Do you have a Billie Jean King?
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Are these all you have?
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Yes, ma'am, I sold my whole collection
of comic books.
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See? Here's the money.
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Now I can buy those gloves
for that girl I like.
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GIRL:
Brownie Charles.
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Peggy Jean. What are you doing here?
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I've been shopping with my mother.
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Look. I just bought
this new pair of gloves.
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And did you buy her the gloves?
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Sure. I sold my whole comic book collection
to get the money.
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Then, I met her in the store and she showed
me the new pair of gloves she just bought.
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So you're not going to give her
the pair you bought?
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Why give her something she already has?
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Well, at least they didn't go to waste.
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I'm going to ask the teacher if I can be
Mary in the Christmas play this year.
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She's already asked me, sir.
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I think I'll be great in the part.
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She asked me yesterday.
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I like the part
where the angel Gabriel talks to her.
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Why would Gabriel talk to you?
You never listen.
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I can probably wear these same sandals.
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[TEACHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Yes, ma'am. I'd like to volunteer to play
the part of Mary in our Christmas play.
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[TEACHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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You what?
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[TEACHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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That's right, sir. She asked me yesterday.
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Mary never wore glasses.
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Hey, Chuck, did Mary ever wear glasses?
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What do you mean, "Mary who?"
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In the Bible. Does it say anything
about Mary wearing glasses?
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Then how can Marcie play Mary
instead of me?
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And the teacher says
I'm going to be playing a sheep.
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Why can't I ever be a wrong number?
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00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:57,706
Guess what? I've been asked to be in
the Christmas play.
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I'm going to be an angel.
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00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,502
All I have to do is say, "Hark."
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00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,215
This is what I have to do
in the Christmas play.
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When the sheep are through dancing,
I come out and say, "Hark."
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00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,139
Then Harold Angel starts to sing.
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00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,266
Harold Angel?
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It's right here in the script.
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Hark! How did that sound?
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00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,944
I'm practicing my line
for the Christmas play.
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00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,822
I live in mortal dread of getting out
on the stage...
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00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,200
...and forgetting what I am to say.
253
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:37,829
Well, if you did,
you could always make up something.
254
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,625
That's true. How about, "Hey"?
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00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,336
Not very biblical.
256
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,135
Here's the line I have to say
in the Christmas play.
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See if I get it right.
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Hark.
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00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,934
You got it.
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00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:04,898
I have always wondered how actors
remember all those lines.
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I'm all set for the Christmas play.
Do I look like an angel?
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You look fine.
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00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,704
Good luck. Break a leg.
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00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,373
Linus and I will be in the audience.
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00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,768
PEPPERMINT PATTY:
Another Christmas play...
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00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,562
...and I have to be a sheep.
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00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,522
I hate being a sheep.
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00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:50,444
No part in a play is small, sir,
if it brings joy to the audience.
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00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,404
Baa!
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00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,282
You do that so well, sir.
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00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,161
PEPPERMINT PATTY:
Every time there's a Christmas play...
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...I end up being a sheep.
273
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,166
-Watch out for the curb here, sir.
-What?
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00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,960
Slouching toward Bethlehem, huh, sir?
275
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:10,172
I can't stand it.
276
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,678
You look cute in your sheep costume, sir.
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00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,972
PEPPERMINT PATTY:
Sure, Marcie, sure.
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00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:23,226
I was up late last night
memorizing all my lines.
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00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,521
All your lines.
280
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:30,025
I can't remember my lines, Marcie.
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00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,653
You're a sheep, sir.
All you have to say is, "Baa."
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00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,782
My mind has gone blank. I'm doomed.
283
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:40,035
I wonder if this happened
to Laurence Olivier?
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00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,121
Hark.
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00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,208
Hark.
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00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,210
Hark.
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00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,547
Looks like the play will start soon.
288
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,635
Well, you'll have to excuse me, sir.
My first scene.
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00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,514
Baa!
290
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,559
Who wants to be in a Christmas play
if they make you be a sheep?
291
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,312
A sheep doesn't get to do anything.
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00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,481
Hark.
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00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,901
[CHATTERING]
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00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,779
[AUDIENCE WHISTLES AND APPLAUDS]
295
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,409
I am Gabriel. Do not be afraid, Mary.
296
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,412
-Behold, I am the handmaiden of the Lord.
PEPPERMINT PATTY: Baa! Baa!
297
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,581
Baa! Baa!
298
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,252
I am Gabriel, Mary...
299
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,296
...and I couldn't hear you
because of the sheep.
300
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,465
[AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS]
301
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,759
Hark.
302
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,137
Hark.
303
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,391
Hark.
304
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,642
Hark.
305
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,645
PEPPERMINT PATTY:
I can't remember my lines, Marcie.
306
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,981
All you have to say is, "Baa."
307
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,441
My mind has gone blank.
308
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,277
I'll never remember it.
309
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:59,114
Why do they have to spoil Christmas
by making us be in plays?
310
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,491
We're on, sir. Let's show them how.
311
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,414
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS]
312
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:12,210
And there were shepherds in the fields
keeping watch over their flocks by night.
313
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,254
PEPPERMINT PATTY:
Woof! Meow! Moo!
314
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,714
Whatever.
315
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,883
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
316
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:24,306
[SINGING]
And a partridge in a pear tree
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00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,516
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
318
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:30,478
So far, this has been a good Christmas play,
Charlie Brown.
319
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,981
When does your sister come on?
320
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,150
Right after the dancing sheep.
321
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,611
She steps out and says, "Hark."
322
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,447
And then Harold Angel sings.
323
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,407
Harold Angel?
324
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,410
All I know is what she told me.
325
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,788
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
326
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,834
The sheep are through dancing,
Charlie Brown. Here comes your sister.
327
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,631
Hockey stick.
328
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,132
[AUDIENCE GIGGLES]
329
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,593
-Hockey stick?
-Hockey stick?
330
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,305
I said hockey stick.
331
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:08,016
Why did I say hockey stick?
332
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:13,229
All I had to say was, "Hark,"
and I said hockey stick.
333
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:17,359
I ruined the whole Christmas play.
Everybody hates me.
334
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:20,528
Moses hates me, Luke hates me...
335
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,405
...the apostles hate me.
336
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,991
All 50 of them.
337
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:29,788
I don't know.
I didn't see the rest of the play.
338
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:35,710
As soon as Sally said, "hockey stick"
and everyone laughed, I left.
339
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,963
She gets everything mixed up.
340
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:42,384
She even thought someone named
Harold Angel was going to sing.
341
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,219
[DOORBELL RINGS]
342
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:47,681
Excuse me. Somebody's at the door.
343
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:56,606
Hi, is Sally home?
My name is Harold Angel.
344
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:02,821
Okay, get up.
I wanna lie in that beanbag.
345
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:07,575
Remember when we were all sitting around
the Christmas tree, opening our presents?
346
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,662
-That's when you said it.
-That's when I said what?
347
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,707
It was beautiful. You said:
348
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:17,210
"Why do we have to be nice
to each other only on Christmas?
349
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:19,796
Why can't we be nice
to each other every day?"
350
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,841
You drive me crazy.
351
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,427
Joy to the world.
352
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,084
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