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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:25,880 NETFLIX PRESENTS 2 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,800 DIDEROT MIDDLE SCHOOL 3 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:43,360 Linda? 4 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:44,960 Yes? 5 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,120 Nothing. Forget it. 6 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,640 Who the fuck is missing? 7 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,360 Jonathan, Miss. As Usual. 8 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,840 - I'm here. - Not you. 9 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,840 Not you, Jonathan Lopez. 10 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,840 What are you doing? 11 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,040 - You're late! - I was taking a shit, Miss. 12 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,280 Pinet, Small Dick. 13 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,840 Do you piss fat, too? 14 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,680 You gonna take this fucking picture? 15 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,240 Leave him alone... 16 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:25,400 Bozo, you want to get your ass kicked? 17 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:26,920 So, three... 18 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 - two, one... - Cheese! 19 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:14,200 The main innovation offered at Cowabunga 20 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:18,480 is our range of approximation algorithms NP-hard optimization problems. 21 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,160 With an approximation ratio, 22 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,240 for the run-time complexity, 23 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,400 less than 168 24 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,240 and a... 25 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,320 logarithmic memory space. 26 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,240 That's it. 27 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,680 It's hot in here! 28 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:43,840 Well... 29 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,080 Do you know the story of the donkey with one testicle? 30 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,720 The donkey with one testicle? 31 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,880 - What was that? - Talent, I guess! 32 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,880 Ten years of funding! 33 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,640 We need to hire dozens of new programmers. 34 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,080 - And boost our bandwidth. - Yeah, but first? 35 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:16,400 - Right, update our platforms. - But first? 36 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,760 - New business cards. - But first? 37 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,320 Shots! 38 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:25,280 - Come party with us! - I'm fine with my beer. 39 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,720 Shot, shot, shot! 40 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,600 I'm dead... 41 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,120 What time is it? 42 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,920 I have no clue... I have no clue... 43 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:55,880 So, Jo... 44 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,640 - Get home safe. - I will. 45 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,680 - Promise? - Promise. 46 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,520 - Take care. - See you tomorrow. 47 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,600 See you tomorrow! 48 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,320 Hey! My bike! 49 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:17,840 Pierre-Yves! 50 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,360 Pierre-Yves Clément. PYC! 51 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,960 Hey kids, say hello to PYC! 52 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,640 Nicolas Baudelot! 53 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,000 Yannick Bichat. 54 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,080 Grade 6 D. 55 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,800 - How are you? - How are you? You haven't changed! 56 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,320 Do you live in Paris? 57 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,200 - Yes. - I still live in Brétigny. 58 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:37,440 We just flew in from India. Have you been to India? 59 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,080 - No. - We loved it! 60 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,320 The kids witnessed poverty over there. 61 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,040 - I guess so. - You witnessed poverty, didn't you? 62 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:46,960 I know your next question. 63 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,240 - Nothing. - Exactly. 64 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,000 Nada, zip, zero. 65 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,000 No stomachache... 66 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:57,080 So, darling... the kids... the gas... 67 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:01,160 Sorry, darling, but I'm talking with an old friend. 68 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,880 Kids, say bye to Pierre-Yves! 69 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,560 - I'll see you this weekend. - There you go. 70 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,080 Namaste! 71 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,720 "This weekend"? What's he talking about? 72 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:18,240 DIDEROT SCHOOL REUNION 73 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,520 What a bitch! Flageot invited everyone but us. Aren't you pissed? 74 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,680 Who cares? We changed schools to get away from Lopez, Hervé and those guys. 75 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,040 Yeah, but I want to see them. 76 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,640 Click on their profiles. It'll save you time. 77 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,080 Smart move. I have one. 78 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,800 Anthony Loupard... 79 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,800 No way! Looping! 80 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,960 With his bike in a wedding photo! Is he for real? 81 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,360 "My baby..." The bike or the wife? 82 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:45,920 Hold on, click on Manu. 83 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,440 Manu. 84 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,240 No. 85 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,000 With his mom in the cover photo! 86 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,520 Look at his style. He still thinks this is the 2000s! 87 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,240 Search for Jonathan Lopez. 88 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,000 What happened to him? 89 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,960 Jonathan Lopez. 90 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,960 There are plenty of Jonathan Lopezes on Facebook. 91 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,360 - Ah, no! - Let's go! 92 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,240 It'll bring up bad memories. 93 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,640 Exactly, it's about time to get over it. 94 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,280 We weren't the coolest then, but look at us now! 95 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,360 We're successful! 96 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,440 - Let's show off! - Okay. 97 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,800 - Really? - No. 98 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:24,960 Okay. 99 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,320 Brétigny Station. 100 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:56,320 Man, she was checking you out. Why not give her your number? 101 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,920 And embarrass myself in front of everyone? 102 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,400 Stop thinking you're still fat! 103 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,440 When was the last time you got laid? 104 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,840 I don't know, but... 105 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:10,960 I'm not a one-night-stand kind of guy. I won't fuck a girl, then... 106 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,200 - Fuck another one... - Hi, my baby. 107 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,160 These Parisians, always grumpy. 108 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:17,960 Hello, Chantal! 109 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,920 Pierre-Yves, you haven't changed. 110 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,040 A little. How are you? 111 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,680 Hurry up, boys. I'm double-parked. 112 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:28,440 Are you going to have a snack at home? 113 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,000 It depends, do you have Pop-Tarts? 114 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,960 - I could buy some if you want. - No... 115 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:35,800 You're sweet, but I can't come over because... 116 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:37,720 I'm 32 years old... 117 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,680 That's it. Okay! 118 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,320 Silly boy! 119 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,800 - Enjoy your snack, Jonathan! - Yeah, right! 120 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,440 All three sixth grade classes of 2000 will be there. 121 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,880 How nice! A class reunion! 122 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,520 Guy, did you know that Christelle Flageot is now the new principal? 123 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,520 Oh, yeah? 124 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,600 Right. 125 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,080 Bye, Mom. 126 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,560 Be careful with my car. 127 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,640 Bye, Dad. 128 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,680 No way! 129 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,160 The pop-mobile! 130 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,320 Fuck, yeah! 131 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,200 You gotta do what you gotta do. 132 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:31,200 That's the spirit! We're gonna knock them dead. 133 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,600 Let's hit the road! 134 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,760 "Where we're going, we don't need... 135 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:37,840 roads." 136 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,200 - Here it goes! - Oh, no. No. 137 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,120 It's good luck, man. 138 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,320 I'll clean it up or my dad is gonna kill me. 139 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,800 You know the saying: "Shit on the windshield..." 140 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,440 It's just shit on the windshield. 141 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:37,360 PYC, you should know... Tonight I have a secret plan. 142 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,440 Yeah? 143 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,640 - What's that? - A note for Linda Gauthier. 144 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,560 It was in my pocket for all of sixth grade. 145 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,880 Linda Gauthier, Lopez's girlfriend? 146 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:50,120 It's been ten years. She hasn't been my fantasy in forever. 147 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,360 Are you kidding me? These are my memories. 148 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,040 You want to give it to her tonight? 149 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:57,520 Yeah, it's cute and it's a good ice breaker. 150 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,200 - "Ice breaker"... - It's true... 151 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,640 - Way to go, Jo! - I know. 152 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,480 It feels weird being back here. 153 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:07,920 Nothing has changed! 154 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,720 Check that out! 155 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:13,640 Christelle Flageot, the ball sucker, sucking balls, she hasn't changed. 156 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,760 Christelle! 157 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,120 - How are you? - I'm fine. 158 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,440 Pierre-Yves. 159 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,840 Pierre-Yves Clément. 160 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,720 Of course, Pierre-Yves Clément! 161 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:33,160 Sorry, we hadn't heard from you since sixth grade, we didn't... 162 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,600 You haven't changed! 163 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,400 Yes, I have. A little. 164 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,360 - So, now you're the boss? - Exactly. 165 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,840 That's cool. 166 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,520 It makes sense since your dad was the principal 167 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,600 and now, it's you. 168 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:52,640 It has nothing to do with my dad. I was the best candidate. 169 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,040 Yeah, sure. 170 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,320 - Christelle! - Juliette Simonin! How are you? 171 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,600 - Come on. - You didn't follow the dress code! 172 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,880 I'm invisible to everyone but you? 173 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,440 To be fair, you lost half a ton. 174 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:09,280 At least they will leave me alone. 175 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,840 - Hello! - Hello! 176 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,760 - Be careful, it's cashmere. Thanks. - Okay. 177 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,400 It looks like an American prom night! 178 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,040 Champagne? 179 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,120 Champagne. 180 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,560 Champagne, it is. 181 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,680 Here, for my bud 182 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,320 and one for lil' old me. 183 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,400 - Cheers. - Cheers. 184 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Let's see here. 185 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,400 Hang on... It's Christian Da Silva! 186 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:44,960 The good-looking guy? 187 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:47,000 Where? Behind the walrus? 188 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,440 No, it's him, the walrus! 189 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,720 No shit! 190 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,000 That's him! 191 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,240 Check this out! 192 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,600 Who invited that old bag? 193 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,720 Party crasher... 194 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,680 lured by the smell of food. 195 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,560 Check this out! 196 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,760 The Trahn sisters. They're still hot! 197 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,960 You think I can tap that? At least one of them? 198 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:16,280 The Trahns always mocked you. Didn't you come to get revenge? 199 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,840 I can get revenge with my dick. 200 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,320 Classy. 201 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,680 - Hi, everyone! - Hello! 202 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,520 Thanks for attending our class reunion. 203 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:28,640 I see plenty of friendly faces. 204 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:32,040 Although some of you, most of you, actually, 205 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,080 didn't play by the dress code rules. 206 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,640 You must be wondering... 207 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,960 Wait, Christelle, but a blue BMW is blocking my car in the lot. 208 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,720 Who's blocking my car? 209 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,360 No one? 210 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,440 - The blue BMW? - In the lot! 211 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,560 Enjoy the evening, everyone. 212 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,840 So embarrassing... 213 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,840 Don't worry. I'll move your car. 214 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,280 No, my dad will kill me. 215 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,960 Relax, man! I'll do it. 216 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:58,720 Thank you. 217 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,520 - You know why? - Why? 218 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,560 Because Linda Gauthier is right behind you. Later! 219 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,120 You, motherfucker! 220 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,120 Everybody saw he was offside, fucking spud! 221 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,560 Nice ride. 222 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,440 It sucks when you don't know anyone. 223 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,520 I'm here because my wife 224 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,160 really insisted on coming. 225 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,600 But now, I'm The Invisible Man. 226 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,840 How rude. I'm David. 227 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:56,840 Jonathan. 228 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,240 - Nice to meet you, Jonathan. - Hi. 229 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:01,880 Three kisses! 230 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,320 I'm Delphine Clavel's husband. 231 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,160 All right. 232 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,760 - Your keys, buddy. - Thank you. 233 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:10,960 - Hello. - Hello. 234 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:14,280 I ran into Manu, from Lopez's gang, 235 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,880 and we were right: 236 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,200 he's still a big-time deadbeat. 237 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,840 If the whole gang is like him, we're in for some fun! 238 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,920 I'm Hervé Lemaître, remember me? 239 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,560 - No. - You don't? 240 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,360 I meant to ask you to fill out my welfare application. 241 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,920 I still can't read. 242 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,080 My wife is busy wanking the dog for the baby's bottle. 243 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,800 Sorry. 244 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,800 So, you gave Linda your note? 245 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,920 I did not. 246 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,120 It would have been too sudden. 247 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,280 Right, because she was behind you. 248 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,200 It'll be better when she faces you. 249 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,680 It was a long time ago. 250 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,320 - Maybe she's still dating Lopez. - Dude. 251 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,640 If she was, they'd have come together. 252 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,720 Our time has come, man. 253 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,200 Be a good boy: 254 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,480 Fuck his ex to avenge all the nerds on the planet. 255 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,080 Do it for me. 256 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,680 It's funny seeing her again. 257 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,160 She's staring. She's coming. Here is your chance. 258 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,000 - I need to piss. - Not now! 259 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,720 I really have to go. 260 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,800 - Hey! What's up? - How's it going? Hey. Fabrice? 261 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,560 Pierre-Yves, we ran into each other a few years ago. 262 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,800 - Really? - Yeah. 263 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,280 I live in Paris now. I started my business... 264 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:30,320 Cool, cool. Who was the guy you were just talking to? 265 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,160 It's Jonathan! 266 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,960 So, now you're... 267 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,400 You're walking away as I'm talking. 268 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,480 I'm letting go of my stress. 269 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,920 I'm pissing out my stress. 270 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,960 I'm driving it out of France. 271 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:52,560 You're going to be stress-free for a good couple of years. 272 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,760 Sorry, I didn't know... 273 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,760 It's my fault, I shouldn't be here. 274 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,880 - Do you have a marker by any chance? - No. 275 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,480 - A regular pen, then? - Nope. 276 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,960 You look like a pen guy. 277 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,640 Why do you need one? 278 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,000 To write: "For a free blowjob, call my number." 279 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,360 - No. - No! It was a joke. 280 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,200 I want to trash the place. 281 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,040 It's way too clean. 282 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,000 Kids are well-behaved now. 283 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,160 There's no app for vandalizing the crappers... It's a lost art. 284 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,440 - I'm gonna look for a marker! - Yeah, you go. 285 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,160 - Have a nice pee! - Thanks, you... me, too. 286 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,360 Pierre-Yves Clément? 287 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,440 PYC! 288 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,000 No way, Fab! 289 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,880 - Karl! - You haven't changed! 290 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,320 I have a little. I'm taller. What's up? 291 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,600 Great. 292 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,320 Our chess club is almost reunited. 293 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,320 - Didn't Greg become a city councilor? - He's over there. 294 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:06,000 He's doing well for a guy who was never elected as class rep! 295 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,640 So, what have you been up to? 296 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,960 You know, life. 297 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,640 I moved to Paris with my bud. 298 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,120 We started a digital strategy company, and... 299 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,400 it's going pretty well. Actually, it is great. 300 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,040 I'm glad! What about you? 301 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,600 Well, I work at the local bank... 302 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,480 Yeah... And what about you? 303 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,960 I created a gaming app. 304 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,240 Really? What is it? 305 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,800 Remember The League of Karlaar? 306 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,920 Yeah, the stupid game you created... 307 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,320 You were a... Mage-King. 308 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,840 A Warlock-King. 309 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,040 Today, it's a gaming app for tablets and phones. 310 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,560 We're number two in Asia, and number three in Europe. 311 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,200 Fuck. Good for you. Did you know that? 312 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,440 Of course, I've been a Paladin for two years. 313 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,600 Yeah, one of the greatest! 314 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,680 - Stop it. - You are. 315 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,560 But not a word to my wife since it's not her thing. She wouldn't get it. 316 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:03,320 Unbelievable! Everybody used to laugh at you. 317 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,600 - Didn't they call you Lord Dolt? - They did. 318 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,600 But today, I am Lord Karlaar, 319 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,320 heir to the Gurlan Kingdom. 320 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:14,240 Forty million players. I am responsible... for all of them. 321 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:18,040 That guy managed to repel hordes of Glimm invaders. 322 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:22,520 I won't tell you who's coming, but by her smell, you will guess. 323 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,120 Hey! 324 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,480 Jonathan? 325 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,640 Yes? 326 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,040 Oh, my God, you've really changed! 327 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,320 I barely recognize you. 328 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,280 It's because I lost some weight. 329 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,160 However, you... 330 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,680 You didn't gain weight... You're very pretty. 331 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,800 I thought of you recently. 332 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,720 Really? 333 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,320 It's weird seeing each other after all these years. 334 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,480 I was hoping to see you tonight, 335 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,840 since we had no more news from you... 336 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,800 I kind of cut off ties, 337 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,320 that's why. 338 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,040 Sorry. 339 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,200 I'm so sorry, I have to answer this, but I'll be back. 340 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,000 - You'll be around? - Yes. 341 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,080 - For real? Promise? - Yes. 342 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:33,920 Having fun? 343 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,280 I believe you already know my wife. 344 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,440 - Miss Weintraub. - No! 345 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,480 Mrs. Deschamps now. 346 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,600 Little Pierre-Yves. 347 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,000 You ruined my tatami mat, right? 348 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,760 I'm going outside to smoke. 349 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,360 Congratulations. 350 00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,680 But how did you... 351 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,000 After graduation, we waited until I was 18 for my family. 352 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,520 Don't worry, we didn't have sex before then. 353 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,520 I'm not worried. 354 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,200 Just some fooling around. 355 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,920 - Mutual masturbation... - I'm not worried! 356 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,840 Oral sex, too. A lot. 357 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,480 Game on! 358 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:56,680 I'm throwing another party in the bar across the street... 359 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,920 with the other spouses. 360 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,680 Chelsea-Arsenal is on. Are you in? 361 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,480 Soccer isn't really my thing... 362 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,120 That's a shame because... 363 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,920 we're not going there empty-handed. 364 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:18,480 Hi, Hervé. 365 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:19,720 Hi. 366 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,080 Remember me? 367 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:22,800 No. 368 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,080 Pierre-Yves Clément. 369 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,440 The class photo. 370 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,320 Fuck, yeah! 371 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,440 - You remember that? - Yes. 372 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,880 - We were such idiots! - Yeah. 373 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,120 Is your gang all back together? 374 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,000 Where's your boss? Lopez? 375 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,160 I don't think so. 376 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,240 Not since he burned down the gym. 377 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,800 And what about you? 378 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,400 It must have been tough repeating a year. 379 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,400 I went to trade school. 380 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,760 Ouch... that hurts. 381 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,120 - No, no, no. - Yes, yes. 382 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,880 - No, no. - Yes! 383 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,400 By the time I was 18, I was making twice the minimum wage. 384 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,520 That's right. 385 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,800 And what about you, nerd? 386 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:08,640 I live in Paris and I started my own digital strategy company... 387 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,720 There's no mayo! 388 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:14,720 We just raised five million with Europe's biggest business angel... 389 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,680 - Is it tuna or salmon? - Tuna. 390 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,800 I also bought an apartment, 800 square feet. 391 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,480 - Eight hundred square feet? - You heard me. 392 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,560 - Fuck! - When you work your ass off... 393 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,080 The size of my patio! 394 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,800 You Parisians actually enjoy living in shoe boxes! 395 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,240 Four years ago, we took the kids to see Mickey Mouse 396 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,240 and that city smells like shit, it's full of assholes. 397 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,080 Not a dream life! 398 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,160 Wait. 399 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,720 I'll take advantage of having you here to do a little self-promotion. 400 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,200 I work at the car wash on Jaurès Street. 401 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,320 It is called Auto Clean. 402 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,000 If some pigeons shit on you, 403 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,040 not you, your car. Just kidding... 404 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,960 Pass by when you need it. 405 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,680 Let me get this straight... 406 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,560 your job is to clean cars, right? 407 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,320 - I see. - But not for long. 408 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,680 My boss retires this year. 409 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,760 Then guess who's taking over? 410 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,400 - I don't know. - Guess. 411 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,200 That's right. I'll be the boss. 412 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,640 Good for you. 413 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,920 My dad, he's the boss! 414 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,240 Life is great! Huh? 415 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,800 - Right. - Hervé! 416 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,400 Coming. 417 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,560 Okay, well... See you later! 418 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,280 Hey, girlfriend! 419 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,320 - You remember Jonathan? - Hello. 420 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,720 Jonathan? 421 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,120 My sweetheart from school, 422 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,200 Jonathan Lopez! 423 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,480 Jonathan Lopez? The tough guy! 424 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,040 My wife told me about you. Can you hit me? 425 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,400 No! 426 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,520 No, no, no. 427 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,280 Sorry, but I'm not... 428 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,400 Seeing you again, after 20 years... 429 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,920 Follow me. I have a surprise for you. 430 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,320 Jonathan Lopez! 431 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,480 It sucks when you don't know anyone. 432 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,560 Yeah. 433 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,480 You're gonna love this! 434 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,840 - I should tell you... - We'll talk later. Come on! 435 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,680 Wait... 436 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,680 What's going on? 437 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,600 Here you go! 438 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,360 I can explain... 439 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,040 I hope so. 440 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,920 I sure hope so. 441 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,840 Because 20 years without a word, that's not right! 442 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,600 You've changed, bro. 443 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,960 What the fuck! I don't even recognize you! 444 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,680 Lopez, my man! 445 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,520 It's good to see you! 446 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,560 This is my little boy. 447 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,440 Hey, baby. 448 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,840 When Linda told me, I didn't believe her. 449 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,600 Actually... 450 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,520 I didn't think you'd come. So good to see you! 451 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,440 Remember where we hid the hash? 452 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,560 - I can't... - Get over it. 453 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,520 - It's gone. - I put it in a Flaubert book. 454 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,760 Who's Flaubert? 455 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,120 So, where have you been? 456 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,560 - Twenty fucking years! - Did you go to Thailand 457 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,720 after the fire to study Thai boxing? 458 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,160 Tell us! Where do you live? 459 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,480 What do you do? 460 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,680 Are you married? 461 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:35,840 No. 462 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,640 I live in Paris, I work in IT. 463 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,920 In IT? 464 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,680 You became a nerd? 465 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,640 He was always the last in class. 466 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,640 That's why I did an internship 467 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,960 in computer science 468 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,000 to better myself. 469 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,520 I still play rugby. We ranked number six this year. 470 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,280 And you're looking at the future boss of Auto Clean on Jaurès street. 471 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,280 So, if a pigeon shits on you, not you, your car. Just kidding... 472 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,440 I'll give you a good deal. 473 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,680 Looping is the manager of the hardware store. 474 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,200 - He's a star here! - Stop it. 475 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,640 He was on the show... 476 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,000 - A Perfect Dinner. - There you go! 477 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,800 - Show him the video. - No, no, no. 478 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,600 Come on, this is Lopez! 479 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,160 Okay! 480 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,000 Kader is in for a surprise... 481 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,120 It's pork, son of a bitch! 482 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,320 And wham! 483 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,640 No, but seriously... 484 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,240 Manu signed with Manchester. 485 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,640 You read the sports news? 486 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,600 I'm just fucking with you! Manu, what's your job these days? 487 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:46,040 I'm on welfare, but it's temporary. I'm starting a business. 488 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,480 "Temporary"... 489 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,520 He's been at his parents' for 16 years. 490 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,400 At least I'm free, I don't pay taxes... 491 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,560 For example, yesterday, I made 200 bucks playing online poker. 492 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,840 I'm ruthless! Ruthless! 493 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:01,760 Dragons are back together! 494 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,280 It's awesome! 495 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,120 We have to celebrate! 496 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,360 I can't. I'm sick. 497 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:12,080 Really, from my throat to my stomach. 498 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,360 I'm gonna have to go... 499 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,080 What? No, no, no. 500 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,720 - No. - You're staying with us! Twenty years! 501 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,040 You're not going anywhere! 502 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,360 He's nuts! 503 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,720 Go play somewhere else! 504 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,800 Fuck off! 505 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,680 Hello? 506 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,840 Jo, I've been looking everywhere for you. 507 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,720 I'm in a bit of a pickle. 508 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,640 - Hash! - I ran into Hervé. 509 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,480 He thinks his life is great. 510 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,840 This moron. 511 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,200 What was that? 512 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,880 Linda Gauthier? 513 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:50,960 You're not... 514 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,240 fucking her, are you? 515 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,880 Something crazy is happening. 516 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,160 - Linda thinks I'm Lopez. - No way! 517 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,720 - Is she high? - I don't get it. 518 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,120 You just saved yourself a lot of time. 519 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:07,080 No bullshitting, no games. You hang up and you tap that. 520 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,320 - Hang up! - Bye, Dad. 521 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,880 Lucky bastard! 522 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,360 You think I'm more mature, better-looking, more experienced. 523 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,200 It's true, but not only that. 524 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,920 Everyone was mocking us, but the truth is... 525 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,440 chess isn't sexy, 526 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,240 but in the political jungle, it helps you rumble. 527 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,480 Brétigny isn't exactly like D.C. 528 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,080 Washington, D.C... 529 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:41,080 I was there last year for an exhibition. 530 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,840 Pierre-Yves Clément! How are you? 531 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,480 How is it going, Greg? 532 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,560 Good evening... 533 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,760 Elise Trahn. 534 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,200 How are you? 535 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,360 - Pierre-Yves Clément? - It's me. 536 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,520 Pierre-Yves Clément... 537 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,240 You don't remember me? 538 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,920 I sat next to you in biology, math, geography. 539 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,920 I know I've... 540 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,640 I've changed. I've been working out. 541 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,000 There you go. 542 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,800 Bozo! You're Bozo! 543 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,280 You wore colorful clothes! 544 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,640 - I did? - Yes. 545 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,080 Sandrine, come here! 546 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,680 Look who it is! 547 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,680 Bozo. 548 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,560 Of course! Bozo! 549 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,760 Bozo the Clown! 550 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,440 Or Pierre-Yves Clément. 551 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,880 - The stomach flu! - That's right. 552 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,320 - The stomach flu? - Yes! 553 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,560 The tatami mat. 554 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,120 I completely forgot about it! 555 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,120 - You haven't changed. - I have. 556 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,760 No, you haven't. 557 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,200 About the mat, it was Lopez... 558 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,120 - It's not a big deal. - Right. 559 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,920 I shouldn't have to explain myself. 560 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,480 But Lopez and Hervé put dog poop in my pocket. 561 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,880 - Bozo the Clown... - Yeah. 562 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,960 Okay, 563 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,120 well, I'll just... 564 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,360 Bullshit! 565 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,560 "Bozo, the Clown." 566 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,480 All right. 567 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,920 Let's see how Hervé likes it. 568 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000 Good evening. 569 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,680 I get detergent at half price... 570 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,000 It's already three ounces... 571 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,040 so I don't buy dish soap anymore. 572 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,400 I haven't for months. 573 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,880 Looping. 574 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,640 I don't smoke anymore. 575 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,840 Guys, come on! It's been so long! 576 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,320 I know, you got kids, but... 577 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,920 tonight is special! 578 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,800 You guys lost your edge, or what? 579 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,960 Smoking once in a while won't kill you. 580 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,040 Just one drag. 581 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,960 There you go! 582 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:33,920 Dude! 583 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,320 I'm not used to this anymore. You made it strong. 584 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,520 Come on, I didn't load it up. 585 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:42,680 Lopez. 586 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,520 Lopez. 587 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,360 Jo isn't knocking it! 588 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,960 He's the man! 589 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,800 - You want a shotgun? - No, no... 590 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,800 I'm good. 591 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,880 Are you okay? 592 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,520 Pierre-Yves! 593 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,960 - Hey. - Hey, what's up? 594 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:21,960 What's up? 595 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,160 My sisters told me you were here. 596 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,480 They did? 597 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,200 It's good to see you. 598 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,360 Yeah, you, too. 599 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,440 - You clean up nice! - Yeah? 600 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,840 Looking sharp. 601 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,400 Thanks, you, too... 602 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,000 You're very pretty. 603 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,640 What are you hiding? 604 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,520 - Is that a joint? - No. 605 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,560 I haven't smoked in so long, you know... 606 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,600 - What is it? - I can't show you. 607 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,960 Stop it! 608 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,480 Dragon! 609 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,520 Are you okay, Manu? 610 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,360 - What's wrong with you? - You know, rugby. 611 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,280 Let's get out of here! 612 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,040 I forgot someone! 613 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:01,040 Jo, I don't know where you are, but I'm sick of this shit. 614 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,400 Sorry, Bozo. 615 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,680 Call me when you get this... 616 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,000 message. Thanks. 617 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,480 This feels good. 618 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:20,040 Guys, we should do this more often! 619 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,600 - I'm stoned! - Guys, guys! 620 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,880 Check this out! 621 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,720 Shit, man! 622 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,400 This is our bench, guys! 623 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,440 Yeah. 624 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,240 I'm so moved. 625 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,480 Shit. 626 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,440 Where have you been? 627 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,840 Nowhere. Just hanging out with the guys. 628 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,280 - My little monsters! - Daddy is here. 629 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,960 Let me introduce you to my wife. 630 00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,040 Véro, 631 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,080 this is Lopez. Lopez, Véro. 632 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,440 - Hello. - Hello. 633 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,120 Cindy, my wife. 634 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,680 The notorious Lopez! 635 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,440 And these are my kids. My daughter, Rihanna. 636 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,680 - Say, hello! - Hello. 637 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,920 Hello. 638 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,840 And my little guy... Jonathan. 639 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,200 Yeah, I named him after you. 640 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,200 That's nice... 641 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,600 Let's get a drink! 642 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,960 Free candy for the kids! 643 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,840 Oh, it's a special occasion! 644 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,280 - Wait up, kids! - Careful with your scooter! 645 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,760 Listen up, everyone! 646 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,600 It's me again! 647 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,560 - You write beautifully. - May I have your attention? 648 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,320 So... 649 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,880 you must be wondering why I went to the trouble 650 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,880 of throwing this fun, little reunion. 651 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,560 I just wanted to thank you. 652 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,160 I know you never liked me. 653 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,720 Jealousy is the burden of smart kids. 654 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,800 - You all bullied me a little. - No. 655 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,800 Yes, you did. Yes, you did. 656 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,120 But that's all right. 657 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,360 All that mockery inspired me, 658 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,320 made me stronger, and gave me the guts... 659 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,680 Christelle, I have something to say. 660 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,120 It's important. 661 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,000 - Can you hear me? - Yes, we can. 662 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,800 I want to give a... 663 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,160 big shout out to someone who's in the room. 664 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,240 A good guy, my pal... 665 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,280 Shout out to Lopez. 666 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,560 It's Lopez. 667 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,280 - Is that Lopez? - Yes, it's Lopez. 668 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,960 Spin it, DJ! 669 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,160 He has some nerve showing up here! 670 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,080 It's getting hot in here! Get a room! 671 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,160 - They're gonna fuck! - All right! 672 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:35,440 Lopez, we're glad 673 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,840 you didn't die from an overdose or AIDS 674 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,840 after burning down the gym. 675 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,960 Right! 676 00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,600 Jonathan Lopez. 677 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,920 I didn't recognize you. 678 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,040 It's good to see you. 679 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,440 Thanks, it's good to... 680 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,080 see you, too. 681 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,280 Hi, there! 682 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,080 You're okay? 683 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,320 - Having a good time? - Yes, you? 684 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,600 You're officially Lopez, now. 685 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,960 I know, crazy stuff! It's funny, right? 686 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,200 Very funny. 687 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,960 While you're smoking with your new friends, 688 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,080 - because I can tell you're high... - Yes, but... 689 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,960 I'm bored to death. 690 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,360 I hate this party. Let's roll. 691 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,360 No, no... Why don't you have a drink? 692 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,440 What? 693 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,800 Have a drink with your friends from the chess club. 694 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,520 They're nice. I saw them. 695 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,480 Give me the keys. You'll catch a ride with your new pals. 696 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,120 Jo, give me the keys! 697 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,760 Don't be like that. 698 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:52,960 Come on, Jo. 699 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,320 This isn't a key. 700 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,640 MEET ME IN THE BOYS' CHANGING ROOM. 701 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,600 I gotta go. 702 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:05,680 Where? 703 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,320 Jo! Give me your... 704 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,080 - Where are you going? - Your attention, please! 705 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,800 Jean-Jacques Flageot, 706 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,520 your principal, 707 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,280 my father, 708 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,320 left this world five years ago. 709 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,400 To honor his memory, 710 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,680 I want to share a poem with you. 711 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,040 "For my Dad" 712 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,920 by Maurice Carême. 713 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,680 "I write the word 'lamb' And everything turns wooly 714 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,000 The birch leaf 715 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,960 The meadow light 716 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,520 I write the word 'pond'..." 717 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,480 - Christelle, just a second. - No, not this time. 718 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,600 Thomas Ledoux and Matthieu Lardier 719 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,240 dislodged a ball stuck in a gutter. If you're game 720 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,320 we're outside playing soccer! 721 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,640 I see some people haven't grown up! 722 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:00,800 Moving on... 723 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,960 "I write the word 'pond'..." 724 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,280 Hervé? What are you... 725 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,360 Wait... 726 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,160 I knew you'd come. 727 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,240 What? 728 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:21,240 I've been waiting 20 years for this. You, too? 729 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,320 You did too many drugs tonight... 730 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,880 I'll never forget that night, 731 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,760 - at my parents' cabin. Remember? - No, I... 732 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,160 Wait, Hervé... I'm not gay, I'm not gay. 733 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,000 I'm not a fag! I got a wife and kids! 734 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,520 It's just you... 735 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,680 Your smell... Hold me in your arms! 736 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,280 Stop it, Hervé. Stop! 737 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,600 You're done with me? 738 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:46,640 No, no, no... that's not it. It's just... 739 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,640 No, no, no... 740 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,520 It's over, Hervé. 741 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,520 It's over. 742 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,720 It was beautiful, but it's over. 743 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,560 I've moved on... 744 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:00,720 You know... 745 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,560 We went our separate ways... 746 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,320 I went my own way. You went your way. 747 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,120 "Pass the message to your neighbor." 748 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,720 That's it. 749 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,960 Are you okay? 750 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,160 Yeah, yeah. 751 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,360 - Are you sure? - Yes! 752 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:20,840 All right... 753 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,360 Lopez... 754 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,120 You'll be fine. 755 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,440 "I write the word 'forest' 756 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,720 And the wind in your branch..." 757 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,920 PYC, this is bad. 758 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,640 Too bad for you. Later. 759 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,840 Hervé tried to French-kiss me. 760 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,040 What? 761 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,880 Hervé French-kissed me. 762 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,960 - Hervé... - Yes. 763 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,200 - And Lopez... - Yes. 764 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,800 Don't fuck around. This has gone too far. 765 00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,560 I'll tell Linda. Then, we'll go. 766 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,120 "...who answered me 767 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,360 No, he didn't answer me..." 768 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,360 Can I talk to her for a minute? 769 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,640 Thanks. 770 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,520 What's wrong? Are you all right? 771 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,600 I don't know how to say it... 772 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,840 but I'll just say it. 773 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,720 - Something went wrong... - I know. 774 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,320 I haven't been truthful, either. 775 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,320 But I'm fixing it now. 776 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,640 Hello? 777 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:30,680 Fredo, it's me. It's over. I'm leaving you. 778 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,600 You can go fuck yourself! 779 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,840 I don't give a fuck! Shut up! 780 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,040 You think I'm scared, asshole? 781 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,000 Guess who I am with now! 782 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,960 Jonathan. Exactly, Lopez. My ex from middle school. 783 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:51,560 Sure, come here. He's gonna kick the shit out of you! 784 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,480 Oh, yeah? 785 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,440 Bring all your pals! 786 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:55,680 That's right. 787 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,400 Jonathan did 15 years of Thai boxing! 788 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,680 He's gonna fuck you all up! 789 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,080 Shut up, asshole! 790 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,000 What a relief! 791 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,960 Want to get a drink? 792 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,200 Sure, sure... 793 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,280 Cool. 794 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,920 - How do you know? - I can't say. 795 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,160 But my source is reliable. 796 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,080 - I can't believe it! - No. 797 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,400 I can believe it. 798 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,920 - There are gay couples in LOTR. - Not again! 799 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,960 Sam and Frodo. Merry and Pippin. 800 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,160 You got nothing from dinner on Monday night? 801 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:38,760 - Read the Elvish version. - Guys, the debate is over. 802 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,920 Everyone has a right to be gay. They have the right. 803 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,280 - They do! - Yes. 804 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,680 So, what's the matter? 805 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,320 Then why did they always say we were queer? 806 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,720 So, what are you gonna do? 807 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,680 Blow this thing wide open. 808 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,880 Hold on, guys... 809 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,360 We really have to be careful. 810 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,160 It's 2019 and we can't make fun of people because they're homosexual. 811 00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:06,280 - We're not. We're mocking Hervé. - I know, but... 812 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,120 it's a touchy topic. 813 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,960 And those people, they vote. 814 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,960 "Hervé sucks cocks." 815 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,960 What? 816 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,840 That's not homophobic. 817 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,320 Girls suck cocks, too. 818 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,120 Fabrice, keep on looking out. 819 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,200 I'm on it. 820 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,800 You can't go in. They're out of order. 821 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:37,840 - I can't keep it in! - You can't go... my wife just went. 822 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,720 - Oh, shit! - Exactly. 823 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,520 - This is explosive... - That's the whole point. 824 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,720 HERVÉ + LOPEZ = LOVE 825 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,040 What are you doing? 826 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,200 Us? 827 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,120 Nothing. 828 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,560 Oh, fuck! 829 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,960 I didn't see that. 830 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,640 Bastards! Who does that? This day and age? 831 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:18,520 Fuck. 832 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,160 But this is 2019... 833 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,600 women suck cocks, too. 834 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,000 Did you finish the graffiti? 835 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,920 I'm gonna report this to Christelle Flageot right away. 836 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,080 Bozo the Clown, you piece of shit! 837 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,040 You don't know shit and you're going down. 838 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,240 There you are, sweet pea! 839 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,440 Why are you so grumpy? 840 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,040 I'm just fooling around with the guys. 841 00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:52,840 See you later. 842 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,280 Relax, Bozo. I won't fuck you up. 843 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:01,760 Thanks, Hervé. 844 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,200 Not in front of my wife and kids. 845 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:08,040 If you have any balls, meet me at the Fight Tree in ten minutes. 846 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,560 We'll settle it. 847 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,640 He's coming back. 848 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,200 And... 849 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,280 I'm going for a smoke... 850 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,400 out front. 851 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,880 Just in case you want to run to your mother. 852 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:30,200 This is Jennifer, last year, at the beach... 853 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,760 My sloppy little twins... 854 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,880 And that's Kevan, 855 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:36,040 my youngest. 856 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,760 It's an old picture. He's a toddler now. 857 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,320 Did I scare you? 858 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,720 - Not at all... - I did. 859 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,160 You think that... 860 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:49,640 I won't want another child, 861 00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:52,200 that you'll never have a mini you, 862 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,440 but don't worry... 863 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,320 I want a baby Lopez. 864 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,360 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 865 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,240 You're gonna fight? 866 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,560 You think I'm gonna chicken out? 867 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:13,680 Hey. 868 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,760 I'm gonna take a piss so I can move faster. 869 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,840 Yeah. 870 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,440 Are you okay? 871 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,120 Hey, Elise. 872 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,960 I'm warming up so I don't strain a muscle. 873 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:39,880 Smart. 874 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,880 So, you're gonna fight that asshole? 875 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,360 I didn't think anyone would have the guts. 876 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:46,920 It's very cool. 877 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,760 Someone has to do it. 878 00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,120 - A piece of advice? - Yeah? 879 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,960 With that kind of build... 880 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:55,840 let him throw the first punch. 881 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,600 And the second, and third. 882 00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:58,560 You take it 883 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,600 one, two, three, four times. 884 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:01,680 You wait... 885 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,320 then you knock him out. 886 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,360 I knew that... 887 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,520 You've really changed. 888 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,080 I keep talking... You wanted to tell me something? 889 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,240 Yes... 890 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:24,000 You misunderstood before. I'll get straight to the point. 891 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,600 - I'm not... - Lopez? 892 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,480 Yes? 893 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,440 Lopez, well... 894 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:33,760 Your pal Hervé is pissed. 895 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,280 He's gonna beat up Bozo the Clown. 896 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,040 Go cool him off. It can get ugly when he's drunk. 897 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,880 What is the fight about? 898 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:49,760 That little shit is spreading rumors. But don't worry, I'll fuck him up! 899 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,520 I don't get it. 900 00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:57,960 You're damn right! 901 00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,280 I'll knock his teeth out! 902 00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,480 Nuts! Jérôme still doesn't talk. 903 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,080 I'm gonna take his head... 904 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,760 then punch him in the face... 905 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:12,080 Hervé, you can't do that! 906 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,000 You have families with wives and kids! 907 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,320 Exactly. No one disrespects me in front of them. 908 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,000 What happened to you? 909 00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,680 - You're fucking weird! - Yeah. What's wrong with you? 910 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,440 Nothing in particular. It's just... 911 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,400 Let's say... 912 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,920 - You hit him. - Yeah? 913 00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,240 He'll go to the cops. 914 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,840 - They're all crybabies! - Who gives a fuck? 915 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,320 Wait, wait, wait... 916 00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,080 He's fucking right. 917 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,240 - You were always the slyest one. - Right. 918 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:45,320 What's your plan? 919 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,280 I have a plan. 920 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,200 - I think that's the one. - No, that one is mine. 921 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,400 - It's this one. - No, guys... 922 00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,960 This one. The blue BMW. 923 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,320 - Are you sure? - I saw him park it. 924 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,200 Hold on, hold on, guys... 925 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,160 Okay. 926 00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,840 - I've got this. - Go for it! 927 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,920 Do it, man! 928 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 - Go for it! - Do it! 929 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,840 A cock on the windshield! He's gonna... 930 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,400 I turned on the AC for you! 931 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,440 Check this out! 932 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,600 Lopez, what are you waiting for? 933 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,800 Go for it! 934 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,280 - Go ahead! - Yeah! 935 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,560 - Yeah! - Where's the Lopez we know? 936 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,360 What was that? 937 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,040 Harder! 938 00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,880 Hold on, hold on! 939 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:06,240 Excalibur! 940 00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:13,880 It feels so good! 941 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:17,760 Oh, man! 942 00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:21,640 I spend my days cleaning cars, it feels good destroying one! 943 00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,360 He got what he deserved. 944 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:30,720 Manu! 945 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,520 - Maybe they chickened out. - I don't think so. 946 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,720 They did not chicken out. 947 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,440 Relax, Bozo! 948 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,840 I'm not gonna kick your ass. 949 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,480 When you kick a sack of shit, it splatters. 950 00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,440 "Hello, I'm Bozo the Clown, 951 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,640 I love eating my poo. 952 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:57,280 Each morning, I shit in my hand 953 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,520 and dip it in my coffee for breakfast!" 954 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:00,960 Let's split. 955 00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,400 Out of my way. 956 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,520 At least you didn't get your ass kicked. 957 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,680 - No... - Hello, I'm Bozo the Clown, 958 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,480 I love eating my poo. 959 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,840 Each morning, I shit in my hand... 960 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:24,680 No, no, no! No! 961 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,920 The Transformers aren't what they used to be. 962 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,800 - This is your ride? - My dad's. 963 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,440 Throw that away. 964 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,400 It covers the smell of piss. 965 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,920 It's just a stupid car! 966 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,280 This entire night smells like piss. 967 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,200 Come with me. 968 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,720 - I know something that'll cheer you up. - I'm good. 969 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,360 I have enough on my plate. 970 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,160 I can see that. 971 00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:24,240 You know what? 972 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,480 You're right. 973 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:28,760 The best thing to do 974 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,200 is to stare at your car, hoping it'll repair itself. 975 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,840 Have a nice life. 976 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,600 They're so fucked. 977 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:51,120 They don't know it yet, the Dragon assholes are so fucked! 978 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,320 Guys... 979 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,680 Are you ready to strike back? 980 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,440 Are you ready for it? 981 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:01,680 Fab, get a grip! 982 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,600 Seriously, what can we do? We can't fight. 983 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:06,840 Not literally. 984 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,160 Karl, did you become rich by beating people up? 985 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:13,280 - No. - Yet, today, you're a Warlock. 986 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,440 - A Necromancer-Priest. - That's not my point! 987 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:17,760 We all worked our way up. 988 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:19,920 We fought our entire lives 989 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,440 to show the world that we weren't losers. 990 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,880 The entire world... 991 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:28,920 minus three scumbags who think they're at the top of the food chain! 992 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,560 Am I right? Fab, please! 993 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:35,560 Plus, dragons were never in the food chain. They don't exist. 994 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,720 - I've seen one. - Don't start again. 995 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:41,120 I want to get back at those jerks... 996 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:45,200 but I'm a public figure now. I can't just lash out! 997 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,680 Don't worry, Greg. 998 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,160 No frontal assault. 999 00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:49,880 We're not brutal. 1000 00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,200 We're brainy. 1001 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,600 We think, we analyze, and we strike... 1002 00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,160 stealthily. 1003 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:24,160 I don't give a shit, bro! I have everything I need in here. 1004 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:55,520 Have you seen Manu? 1005 00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,040 Are you okay? You don't look so good. 1006 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:02,120 Hey, get the fuck out! 1007 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,760 Stop it! I'm naked! 1008 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,000 I hurt myself because of you! 1009 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,000 We should do something... 1010 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:12,800 No, no! 1011 00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,600 Get lost! 1012 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,080 What is this? 1013 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:19,360 Who did this? 1014 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:32,840 Looping? 1015 00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:34,480 Are you all right? 1016 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,440 - What are you doing in here? - Fuck! 1017 00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:43,320 You scared the shit out of me. 1018 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,320 We're in the... 1019 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,120 Assistant Principal's office. 1020 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,280 - Look familiar? - Yeah. 1021 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,280 Look at these. 1022 00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,640 Detention slips. 1023 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:00,960 What are you doing? 1024 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,440 Giving these poor kids their freedom back. 1025 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:08,000 This might sound stupid, but... who are you? 1026 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,080 Lucille. 1027 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:11,560 And... 1028 00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,680 did you go to this school? 1029 00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,200 - I can't seem to place you. - Yep, sixth grade. 1030 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,720 I took German and Latin as electives. 1031 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:21,800 Tough luck. 1032 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:25,040 You don't look familiar, either. 1033 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,960 I'm Jonathan. Lopez. 1034 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,040 Who are you, really? 1035 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,520 I'm not as naive as your new friends. 1036 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,640 Check this out! 1037 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,760 Ten years of confiscated stuff. 1038 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,320 Ali Baba's Cave. Look at this. 1039 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:49,640 - Remember this? - Of course. 1040 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,240 No way! 1041 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,440 - He never spoke about me? - No, it's weird. 1042 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,880 Were you two close? Speak of the devil... 1043 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,240 My love, you never mentioned Pierre-Yves! 1044 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,080 - Never, my love? - I know, I know. 1045 00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,520 - Véro, this is Bozo... Pierre-Yves. - Pierre-Yves. 1046 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,560 And this is Véro, my wife. 1047 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,136 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1048 00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:19,280 Can I talk to him? 1049 00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,160 Wait, we just met. Don't be jealous. 1050 00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,920 It's my turn now. 1051 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:26,920 - I know what you're up to. - What I'm up... 1052 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,520 Does your wife know that you falsely accuse people? 1053 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:30,520 How petty! 1054 00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:32,960 I'm not a cop. I don't need proof. 1055 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:36,440 My wife is tired, she's going home soon, but I can go all night. 1056 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:37,800 - All night? - All night. 1057 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,040 - Funny, Lopez said that about you. - Yeah? 1058 00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,520 Try jerking off with no hands! 1059 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,400 Try buying Auto Clean with no loan! 1060 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,800 Meaning what? 1061 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,400 Fabrice is the manager of your bank. 1062 00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:53,920 - What's going on? - Yeah. 1063 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,600 Some of us studied. 1064 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:56,840 This isn't right. 1065 00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:58,400 You're right. 1066 01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:03,680 Right, okay. 1067 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,440 Okay, you nerds win. I'm out of here. 1068 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,960 No, you're staying. 1069 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:12,520 What about your loan? Don't you want it? 1070 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,960 Say, "I need my loan." 1071 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:17,040 - I need my loan. - Then, you're staying. 1072 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,280 The night is just getting started. 1073 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,240 He has this je-ne-sais-quoi 1074 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,120 That sweeps me off my feet 1075 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,800 His attitude melts my heart 1076 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,200 His indifference breaks my heart 1077 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,400 If he could only... 1078 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,760 Guys, have you seen Jonathan? 1079 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,520 Oh, my God! 1080 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:51,560 - Maybe he just left. - It's not like him! 1081 01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:53,760 Jo would never jump ship. 1082 01:00:57,960 --> 01:00:59,840 Bozo the Clown pulled a stunt! 1083 01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:06,840 Have you seen Jonathan? Lopez? 1084 01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,920 Designer stubble, handsome, nice smile, in love? 1085 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,440 - No. - No? 1086 01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:18,880 It should be me on that table. With my JoJo. 1087 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,200 Calm down. 1088 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,440 I can't lose him twice, Sarah. 1089 01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:25,840 I can't. 1090 01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,600 It'll be fine. 1091 01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:33,680 Hey, I know I feel a void Whenever he leaves 1092 01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:37,760 But I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve 1093 01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:40,680 - Nobody puts Bozo in a corner. - Hi. 1094 01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,520 I want him to hold me in his arms 1095 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,520 I need to feel his warmth 1096 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,880 I didn't think tonight would be so much fun. 1097 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:50,680 I know... 1098 01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:52,800 me neither. 1099 01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:58,720 Tell me... 1100 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,840 do you know the story of the donkey with one testicle? 1101 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:02,920 - No. - No? 1102 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,600 What he's saying seems to be working. 1103 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:19,200 Fab. 1104 01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,320 Sorry. 1105 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,440 - I bet you tell everyone that story. - That was the first time. 1106 01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:29,080 I swear. 1107 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,120 Do you remember that bench? 1108 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:42,480 Of course. The Dragons' Lair. 1109 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:43,960 Tonight... 1110 01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,040 - It's ours. - That's right! 1111 01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:52,080 The kids we were would be proud of us now. 1112 01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:54,560 And now, the final boss: Lopez. 1113 01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:58,720 Did you hear that? 1114 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:00,480 No, what? 1115 01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:02,560 It's just the wind. 1116 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:22,120 Did you lose your mom and dad, sweetie? 1117 01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:24,840 Kiss Mr. Fifou! 1118 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,640 No, I will not kiss Mr. Fifou because he's filthy. 1119 01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,880 Tell your mom he needs a bath. 1120 01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:35,480 I said, "Kiss Mr. Fifou!" 1121 01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:38,360 I said, "No." I win, because I'm a grown-up. 1122 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:44,520 He's not listening! 1123 01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:50,400 Are you Bozo the Clown? 1124 01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:51,760 That's him. 1125 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:54,600 Hello. 1126 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:57,520 Hi. 1127 01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,600 You're just kids! 1128 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:02,200 - Where are kids supposed to be? - Up your ass. 1129 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:04,560 It's beddy-bye time! 1130 01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,920 My 1,000-buck loafers! 1131 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,080 - I'll slap you! - You touch me... 1132 01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:13,400 I'll tell the cops you tried to rape me. 1133 01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,400 - That's enough! - Bozo the Clown! 1134 01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:19,960 Stay away from me! 1135 01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:24,120 What do we do? What do we do? 1136 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:28,800 Kiss Mr. Fifou! 1137 01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:32,040 You dirty little brat! 1138 01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,560 Retreat! Retreat! 1139 01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,440 If they find out who I really am, I'm dead. 1140 01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:49,000 And now that PYC is safe, what's the point? 1141 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,200 - I'll be in bed in an hour. - You're not gonna tell them? 1142 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:55,520 Ever? Not even Linda? 1143 01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:00,480 Linda... it's nothing. 1144 01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:03,360 Linda was a fantasy. 1145 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:06,000 It should have stayed that way. 1146 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,920 The timing is bad. 1147 01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,760 Bad timing is always an excuse, no? 1148 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,200 To hide things. 1149 01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:21,080 Okay. You're right. 1150 01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,400 I don't even know why I'm scared. 1151 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,200 I won't see her again. 1152 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,560 I'll never see anybody from here again. 1153 01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:33,720 I mean... except you. 1154 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:37,440 If you want to hang out... 1155 01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,880 see each other... 1156 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,760 something we can do together. 1157 01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,200 If you want to meet again, I'm in... 1158 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:46,520 if you're in. 1159 01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,400 You must really hate yourself to be Lopez. 1160 01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,520 I know what it's like. 1161 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,760 If you were the ugliest back then, 1162 01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:03,920 you've changed. 1163 01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:05,960 Thank you. 1164 01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,680 To be the real Lopez, you need something: 1165 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,400 a dragon tattoo with your initials. 1166 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:16,760 The Dragons all got one. 1167 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:17,840 All right. 1168 01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,800 Don't get busted over a detail. 1169 01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:21,360 May I? 1170 01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,080 Sure. 1171 01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:40,200 You knew Lopez well. He banged ugly girls? 1172 01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:43,880 It's a joke. 1173 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:52,160 Bozo is right. Maybe we fucked up. 1174 01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:54,040 I sure did. 1175 01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,240 Here they are. 1176 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,080 Are you proud of yourselves? 1177 01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,120 - Using your kids... - What? 1178 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:06,240 You know what I mean, moron. Calm down. 1179 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:07,600 Take it easy, Fabrice! 1180 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:10,160 Nobody told you to go into the gym. 1181 01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:12,280 Everybody, back to the ballroom, 1182 01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:14,680 - quietly and calmly. - Get out of here! 1183 01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:19,000 Mr. Bozo wants us to stay, Mrs. Bozo wants us to leave. Which one? 1184 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:20,240 Respect her. 1185 01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:21,880 Get the fuck out of here! 1186 01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,720 - What? - I don't get it. 1187 01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,120 - Me neither. - He's saying, 1188 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,080 "You don't get to decide who stays. 1189 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,040 - You don't even live here." - True. 1190 01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,640 "So, shut up, Parisian asshole." Sorry! 1191 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,640 Don't talk to me that way! 1192 01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:43,560 We just want to enjoy the party! 1193 01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:46,680 If you're not happy, piss off... Trahn-a Banana. 1194 01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,680 Out! Stupid deadbeats! 1195 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:56,440 Do you know the story of the donkey with one testicle? 1196 01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,440 I do! I love it. 1197 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:03,160 That's enough! 1198 01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:05,760 Listen to me now! 1199 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:08,960 - You'll all get detention! - Jo, finally, 1200 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:12,440 I was getting worried. Come here... for the kiss of death. 1201 01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,280 Hervé. Come closer. 1202 01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:18,360 Jonathan has something to tell you. Go ahead. 1203 01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:19,600 What? 1204 01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:20,840 Tell him! 1205 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:22,600 Listen... 1206 01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:24,320 Go ahead! 1207 01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:30,840 - I'm Jonathan, you know... - Thanks, we do know. 1208 01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,160 Jonathan who? 1209 01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:34,560 I'll tell you! 1210 01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:36,560 Well, he's... 1211 01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:38,880 Jonathan Pinet! 1212 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:44,040 Pinet. 1213 01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:46,720 The fatso! 1214 01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:48,960 I kissed the fatso? 1215 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,280 Fuck him up, Hervé. 1216 01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,320 Yeah. Get the fuck out. 1217 01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,440 Man! 1218 01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:08,360 Did you see the look on his face? 1219 01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:10,080 He didn't need this. 1220 01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:11,600 It was wrong to do that. 1221 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,000 What's gotten into you? 1222 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,720 You're the bully now. 1223 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:17,840 This is new! 1224 01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,040 Now you care? 1225 01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:21,120 You should be glad. 1226 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:24,760 And thank me for getting our revenge. Yeah. 1227 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:26,520 - Thank you? - Yes. 1228 01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,400 "Thanks, PYC" would be nice. 1229 01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:30,200 For something you decided for me? 1230 01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:33,520 Same old story: 1231 01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:36,200 it's all about you! 1232 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,440 Jonathan needs help, PYC to the rescue! 1233 01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,080 Maybe because you're worthless without me? 1234 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:49,200 If it wasn't for me, you'd still be fixing laptops in some shithole? 1235 01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:54,080 Let's find out. 1236 01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:58,840 I'll sell you my shares on Monday, boss. 1237 01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:19,840 I am Pinet. The fatso. 1238 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,440 The one nobody missed, 1239 01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:26,040 nobody paid attention to, 1240 01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:28,000 unless it was to make fun of him, 1241 01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:30,640 but now I couldn't care less. 1242 01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:33,840 When I look in a mirror, I don't see a fatso. 1243 01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:38,600 My entire childhood, you convinced me I was a victim. 1244 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:43,440 Just like the teachers convinced you you were good for nothing. 1245 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:48,440 Fabrice, 1246 01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,560 they said you wouldn't find a girlfriend. 1247 01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:58,880 We believed that bullshit. 1248 01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:00,400 Then, we fought 1249 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:02,520 to become who we wanted to be. 1250 01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:05,840 I am Jonathan Pinet. 1251 01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,080 I'm not a fatso anymore, 1252 01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:11,120 and you can all fuck off. 1253 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:24,840 Who's the guy? 1254 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,760 - Him! - Go wait by the bike. 1255 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:43,040 You touched my chick. You're dead, Lopez! 1256 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,720 It's not Lopez. There's been a misunderstanding. 1257 01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,720 Shut up! You're going down. 1258 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,520 Hey, Lorenzo Lamas... 1259 01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:55,480 leave him alone. 1260 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,800 - You hear me? - Huh? 1261 01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:01,680 You don't belong in this school. 1262 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:05,560 Get out. 1263 01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,440 See, I can hurt you with words. 1264 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:09,280 You know, words... 1265 01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:16,280 Easy, bro. 1266 01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:19,400 What are you looking for? 1267 01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:21,880 Because if you're looking for trouble... 1268 01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:26,040 There! 1269 01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:28,680 I did it again, are you happy? 1270 01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:31,560 The school is on fire because of you! 1271 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,000 Line up, two by two! I'll save you all! 1272 01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:39,920 No, no, no! 1273 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:42,320 Open the door! 1274 01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:50,400 Jonathan is in there! 1275 01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:53,840 - Pierre-Yves, too. - Let's go! 1276 01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:03,000 It's stuck! 1277 01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:06,400 Looping, come on! 1278 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:00,760 Yeah, sure, easy peasy! 1279 01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:04,160 You should be able to clean everything up by Monday. 1280 01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:07,480 I'm so used to the mess made by the kids! 1281 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:09,040 It'll be clean in a wink. 1282 01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:11,040 It was so nice to see you! 1283 01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:13,920 I mean it. Let's get together again soon! 1284 01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:16,640 It was a long and emotional night. 1285 01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:18,480 I would like... Bravo! 1286 01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:22,560 Let me clarify something: the phrase "stupid deadbeats," 1287 01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:24,440 meaning "socially challenged... 1288 01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:26,240 deadbeats," 1289 01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,600 isn't a derogatory term, whatsoever. 1290 01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:31,000 I would like to recognize... 1291 01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:40,920 Thank you. 1292 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:44,760 What you did was really cool. 1293 01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:48,280 It was hot up there. 1294 01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,400 Thanks, Looping. 1295 01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:56,320 And I also... 1296 01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:57,480 wanted to say... 1297 01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:01,800 I'm... 1298 01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:04,000 - Sorry? - Yeah. 1299 01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:08,640 It's hard to say you're sorry. 1300 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:14,240 To admit you acted like a jerk. 1301 01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:25,840 Jo... 1302 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,760 Thanks for saving me with your nose. 1303 01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:39,760 Thanks, my bud. 1304 01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:41,360 No, thank you. 1305 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,920 I'm starving. Let's go eat what's in my mom's fridge. 1306 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,600 I would love it... 1307 01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:03,240 but I have unfinished business. 1308 01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:06,800 I see... 1309 01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:09,040 Good for you. 1310 01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:11,120 I like your unfinished business! 1311 01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:13,480 - Way to go! - Later. 1312 01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:14,800 - I have to go. - Okay. 1313 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,760 - I'll catch up with you later. - Yes. 1314 01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:30,720 Being Pinet isn't so bad. 1315 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,160 People like Pinet. 1316 01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:35,920 It's weird, but cool... 1317 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:38,600 I know a Thai proverb: 1318 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:43,640 "To judge an elephant, you have to look..." 1319 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,320 How come I never noticed you at school? 1320 01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:56,560 Right... 1321 01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:00,280 Well, you know. I've... 1322 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,520 I've changed a lot, too. 1323 01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:39,800 Dad, we need to talk. 1324 01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:43,520 It's about the BMW. 1325 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,760 It has a little ding... 1326 01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:51,680 or two. 89443

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