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Good evening,
and... and thank you to all.
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Working in
the pest control business,
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I always smell
of vermin and skunk,
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so I have trouble with romance.
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The Napa Boys helped me through.
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Is it... Is it true
you don't drink anymore?
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Um... Well, no,
I... I... I don't drink wine,
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but, you know,
Gatorade or whatever.
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Hello, Miles Jr.
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My name is Puck
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and I am the Napa Boys'
biggest fan.
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The Napa Boys taught me
that it's okay to be weird.
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You inspired me to become
an investigative podcaster.
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And if it's okay,
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I would love to shadow you
for a while
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and assist you with your life
and interview you
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or any of the other members
of the Napa Boys,
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particularly regarding
the rumors that...
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all of your graphic novels
are in fact based
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on your real life adventures,
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and you hide this
to protect the innocent.
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Uh, uh, sorry.
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Uh, your what-cast?
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These are not,
uh, real adventures?
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I'm not some sort of, uh,
Indiana Jones-like figure?
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Bless your heart.
Uh, thank you so much, uh, Puck.
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Thanks. Next question.
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- Say, fair maiden...
- I have a question.
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Oh, God.
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Um, so I know that Napa Boys
famously hate Merlot.
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Yeah, that's right.
Merlot sucks. Get lost, Spock.
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Holy shit,
it's the real Jack Jr.
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I don't know this man.
I don't know who this...
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- From the Napa Boys.
- The stories were real.
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That's right, I'm real, baby.
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And I have a question
for Miles Jr.
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Are you ready to go
on another Napa Boys adventure?
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- Yes!
- No more adventures for me.
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Um, although there's never been
an adventure,
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so there'd be no...
no more to go on...
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How about now?
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The famous Sommelier's Amulet.
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It does exist.
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You know what this means?
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The Napa Boys are back, baby!
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Well, Grapes and Gals,
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after getting rejected
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from reporter schooland by my hero, Miles Jr.,
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The First Sip With Puck
will be going
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on permanent hiatus.
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And as always, to the grape.
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Maybe they're right.
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Maybe I'll never be
a respected reporter
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at this rate.
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Hey, guys.
It's me again.
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Just thought I'd show you
the new update.
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It's you guys.
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I really miss you guys.
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"Psst!"
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"It's me, Emilia."
"Are you still depressed?"
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"Maybe you should go get laid
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with... with your friend,
Jack Jr., and Napa."
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"Yeah, it's me, Blair. I agree."
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Jack.
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I almost had you, bro.
I almost had you!
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But just like you told me
20 years ago
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at this very spot,
before it became the grave site
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of your wife and daughter,
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Napa Boys are forever, dude.
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Uh,
leader of the Napa Boys?
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Beep beep, bitch.
We're going to Napa.
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It's so great
to be back
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in the old wine wagon, right?
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Uh, new and improved
wine wagon, dude.
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Watch this.
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Oh, whoa.
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Uh, what is this?
Uh, James Bond's... wine... car?
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No.
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Hey, what's this?
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That, mon frère, is moi's
1999 Romani de la Conti.
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I got it on my Euro trip.
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The Europe trip
that I was not invited to.
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Oh, come on, man, that was
a Jack Jr. only adventure.
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Oh, I forgot to tell you,
we got to pick someone up.
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Uh, wa... who?
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Stifler's brother.
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Huh. Good.
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- That's it!
- Oh, whoa!
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- Dude!
- Stifler's brother!
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Dude, what the fuck?
You pulled the emergency brake.
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You can't just
fucking do that, dude.
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- What?
- Perfect!
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- Yes!
- Perfect!
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- Dude.
- Stifler's brother!
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Yeah.
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"Oh, I invited
Stifler's brother."
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That's right.
I invited Stifler's brother.
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- Aw! Oh, we gotta come over...
- Tell him what he's won, Bob.
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- Rattlesnake.
- Really?
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- There's not a...
- I'm doing it!
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- The Romani de Conti!
- That's right!
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No!
Miles Jr., don't you dare!
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No, no, no, no, no! Give it!
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Stop drinking it!
No, no, you're spilling!
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- No, no! No, you stupid...
- You can't stop me!
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Miles Jr.
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What, Jack Jr.?
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You gotta face the music, bro.
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You're old.
You're still a virgin.
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Worst of all...
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you're unviral.
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Great. Perfect. Now I'm unviral.
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Unviral,
and still a virgin.
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I swear
on The Sommelier himself,
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I will get you laid, Miles Jr.
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And if there's one person
who knows how to get laid,
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it's the Stifmeister.
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And his brother.
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There he is, Stifler's brother.
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00:10:02,844 --> 00:10:07,214
Yeah, he just doesn't really
seem like Stifler's brother.
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That's where
he dropped his pin, bro.
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Now go get him.
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I don't know, man.
It just doesn't look like...
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Why?
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Well, no, uh...
because he's got a briefcase
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and a suit.
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Hey, guys!
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He's getting in.
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Miles Jr. and Jack Jr.,
the original Napa Boys.
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If any of y'all need a lawyer,
here's my card, okay?
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I just want
to be there for y'all,
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just like you guys
have been there
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for my brother, Stifler.
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That's right.
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- Wine?
- Oh, yeah.
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Well, Napa, here we come!
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We're back, baby. We're back!
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- Come on, say it. We're back.
- We're back.
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- "Welcome to Napa."
- Yeah!
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Oh, dude. The old Hitching Post.
Oh, look.
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Moose on the loose, huh?
Look, "Moose on the loose."
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We're really in Napa.
Beautiful Napa, great as ever.
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Napa, baby!
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Oh, yeah!
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Boys, boys, boys.
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- Come here, buddy. Oh!
- Kevin!
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Well, I couldn't turn down
the Amulets call, man.
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Kevin. Kevin.
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What's a Napa Boy adventure
without Kevin?
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And you heard it here first.
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The Napa Boys are officially
back together.
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A stowaway!
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It's what Woodward and Bernstein
would have done
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to get the story.
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Woodward and who?
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00:12:07,398 --> 00:12:09,166
Who the fuck
is Woodward and Bernstein?
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- Who are you?
- I'm Puck.
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I'm the newest member
of the Napa Boys.
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You're not a Napa Boy.
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And you're never going
to be a Napa Boy.
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I'm the only one who gets
to wear sunglasses.
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A stowaway?
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There he is!
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It's the ten-time
grape stomping champion
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of Napa Valley.
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And the crowd goes wild.
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Mitchie the Kid.
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Hell yeah,
the Napa Boys are back
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for one final adventure
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with a few new friends.
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My feet are all tingling
from the grapes.
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Just getting my new batch ready
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for the qualifying
tasting event.
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Napa Boys Rule Number 23,
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"Always taste
the freshest batch."
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Mm-hmm.
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It's delicious. God!
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Hey, Miles Jr..
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I'm so sorry
I wasn't at your daughter
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and wife's wake.
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I, uh... I made a little
special portrait for you,
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but I dropped it
in a wine barrel
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and it was destroyed.
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I'm sorry I couldn't be there.
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So...
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Well, I'm glad
you guys enjoy the vintage.
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It may be my winery's last shot.
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Sadly, Mitch's Winery
is in a lot of trouble
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before it even got
its purple feet off the ground.
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Between the economy,
climate change, which is real,
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and Squirm Wineries
hogging all the resources,
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we're in trouble.
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Everything depends
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on my vintage winning this
year's Great Grape Festival.
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I hear there's
a super-secret celebrity guest
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this year
at the Great Grape Festival.
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I wonder who it is.
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Well, it's delicious.
You're a shoo-in.
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Well, well, well, if it isn't
the original Napa Boys.
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Back in town for the Great
Grape Festival, I assume.
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Yeah, Mitch's husband.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I got to get back
to stomping this batch.
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I got to get it ready
for the qualifier later today.
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You guys want to come with?
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Hey, we'll help you out
at the wine qualifier, Mitch.
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To the Napa Valley
Social Country Club we go.
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Napa Valley.
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Look at all
this Napa puss just ripe
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for the pussy pickings.
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It's like puss-mas out here.
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More like
stomach ache-mas.
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Come on, Miles Jr., you gotta
get your mojo back.
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Ooh, Stifler's brother's
getting in
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on the puss-mas spirit.
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Take notes, Miles Jr.
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Hey, what?
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Whoa, I'm the Scrooge
of puss-mas now?
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- Yes.
- Wait up.
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These two.
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Welcome.
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Welcome, Napa's finest.
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The preliminary judging is
about to begin,
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so let us raise our glasses
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and recite the Napa toast.
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To the grape!
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Hey, everybody.
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This is my Napa girlfriend,
Trixie.
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- Hi.
- That's right, man.
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And she has, uh... she has
everything we need, man.
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She has some E,
LSD, extended release,
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Viagra, ketamine,
anything we need.
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- Thank you, sweetheart.
- Fuck yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm gonna use this to crush it.
I'm gonna crush it.
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Wow, I'm really
a big fan of Trixie.
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Fuck yeah.
I'm gonna open these, too.
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Oh, fuck! Oh...
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All right, time for the tasting.
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Remember, Napa Boys, we all need
to love our wine, okay?
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We are the third entry.
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Mitch's Winery depends on it.
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So all we have
to do is just convey
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to everyone that we love
Mitch's wine the best.
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I'm sure it'll be really
easy to publicly
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- enjoy your wine.
- We got to love it.
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We're going to convey
that to you.
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We're gonna... We're gonna...
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No matter what,
your wine is the best to us.
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Our first entry
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and winner of the last
five festivals,
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Squirm Wineries.
253
00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:39,298
Thank you, honey.
Thank you. Thank you.
254
00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:40,765
Thank you so much.
255
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,467
Thank you so much. Thank you.
256
00:16:51,641 --> 00:16:53,177
Ooh, now that's the good stuff.
257
00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:56,881
I mean, it's not a mystery
why he always wins.
258
00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:58,582
He always wins.
259
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:01,285
All right, the Squirm's gonna
be hard to beat, folks,
260
00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:03,087
but let's try the second entry,
261
00:17:03,553 --> 00:17:05,122
number two.
262
00:17:13,463 --> 00:17:16,200
Oh, my God,
why is your boner so big?
263
00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:19,871
Erectile dysfunction
and laxatives?
264
00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:23,040
Did you mix up your nerd pills
with her cool drugs?
265
00:17:23,174 --> 00:17:24,574
I think so.
266
00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:26,010
The pills I was doing switched
on me, be right back.
267
00:17:26,143 --> 00:17:27,444
Come on.
268
00:17:27,777 --> 00:17:30,813
Did you try it, Seth?
It's... It's damn good.
269
00:17:33,749 --> 00:17:36,019
It's happening. It's happening.
I can't stop it.
270
00:17:36,152 --> 00:17:37,786
I can't stop it.
271
00:17:46,462 --> 00:17:48,198
Don't cum.
272
00:17:48,697 --> 00:17:50,300
Think about baseball.
273
00:17:50,432 --> 00:17:52,869
Think about baseball.
274
00:17:55,906 --> 00:17:57,874
Oh!
275
00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:05,581
It's hot!
276
00:18:05,714 --> 00:18:07,750
I'm shitting and cumming.
277
00:18:07,884 --> 00:18:10,419
I'm shitting and cumming.
278
00:18:11,388 --> 00:18:12,688
I'm cumming.
279
00:18:16,892 --> 00:18:19,395
Now it's time
for the third entry,
280
00:18:19,527 --> 00:18:20,396
Ew.
281
00:18:20,528 --> 00:18:21,830
Mitch's Winery.
282
00:18:21,964 --> 00:18:25,034
You might know Mitch
as one of the Napa Boys.
283
00:18:28,603 --> 00:18:30,705
Whoo!
284
00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:36,011
Psst. Miles Jr.
285
00:18:37,046 --> 00:18:39,580
I just came
and shit in Mitch's wine.
286
00:18:39,714 --> 00:18:41,482
Oh, did you?
That's a really smart move.
287
00:18:41,616 --> 00:18:43,385
Here it is, Miles Jr.,
my pride and joy.
288
00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:45,620
Entry three, my good sir.
289
00:18:45,753 --> 00:18:46,889
Oh, thank you.
290
00:18:47,389 --> 00:18:48,489
Oh.
291
00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:51,160
Looks good, Mitch.
292
00:18:54,997 --> 00:18:56,531
Drink the wine before she pours
any more, all right?
293
00:18:56,664 --> 00:18:58,633
Make a speech! Make a speech!
294
00:18:59,368 --> 00:19:03,004
Uh... I... I just wanted
to say, uh... Before...
295
00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:04,038
Excuse me.
296
00:19:04,504 --> 00:19:05,873
I'd love to try the taste.
297
00:19:06,007 --> 00:19:07,607
It's a little unorthodox,
298
00:19:07,741 --> 00:19:09,043
but if you want to speak
or say something, Miles Jr.,
299
00:19:09,177 --> 00:19:11,611
- do your thing.
- I just wanted
300
00:19:11,745 --> 00:19:14,614
to be here to say that
I would like the first sip
301
00:19:15,383 --> 00:19:19,320
of Mitch's Winery's
entry number three.
302
00:19:19,454 --> 00:19:20,888
Drink it.
303
00:19:21,022 --> 00:19:24,725
I will begin
my sipping right away.
304
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,727
By all means, Miles Jr.,
do your thing.
305
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,997
When you're a Napa Boy...
306
00:19:29,998 --> 00:19:31,833
- Drink.
- ...you drink...
307
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,067
your friend's....
308
00:19:35,236 --> 00:19:37,804
Yeah. Almost there.
309
00:19:42,844 --> 00:19:44,644
Dude, you got some on me.
310
00:19:45,446 --> 00:19:46,546
All right, good.
311
00:19:47,348 --> 00:19:48,282
I think I'm...
312
00:19:48,714 --> 00:19:50,484
- loving it.
- Hold on, wait a second.
313
00:19:50,616 --> 00:19:53,420
Looking more closely, it seems
like someone has shit
314
00:19:53,552 --> 00:19:55,088
and cum into this wine.
315
00:19:55,222 --> 00:19:57,357
You did not mean
for this to be filled
316
00:19:57,491 --> 00:19:59,393
with the shit and the cum.
317
00:19:59,592 --> 00:20:00,826
No, neither of them.
318
00:20:00,961 --> 00:20:02,229
All right, so you'll resubmit
tomorrow
319
00:20:02,362 --> 00:20:03,529
with a fresh glass and...
320
00:20:04,064 --> 00:20:05,731
Oh, my God.
321
00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:07,600
I don't even think anyone wants
to even drink this
322
00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:09,002
because of the shit
and the... and the cum.
323
00:20:09,136 --> 00:20:10,703
They're going
to give him another shot.
324
00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:12,906
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you ever so much.
325
00:20:22,182 --> 00:20:27,620
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the Napa Boys.
326
00:20:27,753 --> 00:20:29,890
Great. Here comes this weirdo.
327
00:20:30,023 --> 00:20:32,926
I see you have a Black
with you now.
328
00:20:35,794 --> 00:20:37,063
Oh, who's this?
329
00:20:37,463 --> 00:20:41,967
Some sort of female
woke-toke Mary Sue.
330
00:20:42,101 --> 00:20:45,137
Um, I cannot believe
the Squirm just
331
00:20:45,271 --> 00:20:46,305
called me a Mary Sue.
332
00:20:46,439 --> 00:20:48,007
Well, that's what
you are, aren't you?
333
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:50,642
Especially if you hang out
with this lot
334
00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:53,345
of race-mixing rats.
335
00:20:54,113 --> 00:20:57,283
This guy is a jerk
with a capital J.
336
00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:58,517
Very interesting.
337
00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:01,554
I could see all
of you in an oven,
338
00:21:01,686 --> 00:21:03,721
like the Holocaust.
339
00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:05,824
Not Hansel and Gretel.
340
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:07,193
Squirm, that's almost as bad
341
00:21:07,326 --> 00:21:08,928
as the other stuff
you've said tonight.
342
00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:10,896
Maybe even more bad
than the shit-and-cum wine.
343
00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:11,729
Oh!
344
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:13,432
Speaking of, Mitch...
345
00:21:13,765 --> 00:21:14,766
the bitch...
346
00:21:15,468 --> 00:21:18,304
You and your gay-ass husband
might have gotten lucky
347
00:21:18,437 --> 00:21:22,706
this time, but my winery
is going to win this year.
348
00:21:22,841 --> 00:21:24,775
How could you even
afford a winery, Squirm?
349
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,377
Crypto, baby!
350
00:21:26,511 --> 00:21:30,115
Yes, I big shorted Squirm coin
before the dip.
351
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:32,217
Oh, valet!
352
00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:33,952
Valet!
353
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,687
Fetch me my Rolls Royce!
354
00:21:44,529 --> 00:21:47,132
Man, you really suck.
Even Squirm's viral.
355
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,834
We cannot let the Squirm win
the Great Grape Festival.
356
00:21:49,968 --> 00:21:51,069
It's gonna be tough,
but we'll come up
357
00:21:51,202 --> 00:21:52,803
with another batch by then.
358
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:53,905
We'll all help you out, Mitch.
359
00:21:54,305 --> 00:21:55,840
That's what being
a Napa Boy is all about.
360
00:21:55,974 --> 00:21:58,343
I wonder why our wine was filled
to the brim
361
00:21:58,476 --> 00:21:59,911
with shit and cum.
362
00:22:03,047 --> 00:22:04,349
Talk to him about it.
363
00:22:04,482 --> 00:22:06,918
Okay,
I just have to say,
364
00:22:07,051 --> 00:22:09,486
I'm a really big fan
of your comic.
365
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,355
Oh, oh, thank you so...
366
00:22:11,488 --> 00:22:13,857
We Napa Boys are
gonna be friends forever.
367
00:22:13,991 --> 00:22:16,692
It was just a wedding cake!
368
00:22:17,928 --> 00:22:19,096
That was spot on, Loretta.
369
00:22:19,229 --> 00:22:20,831
You should be
on my Napa Boys podcast.
370
00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:22,633
But joking aside,
371
00:22:22,765 --> 00:22:25,135
I'm really sorry
for your loss, Miles Jr.
372
00:22:25,269 --> 00:22:27,604
If you need anything,
I'll be serving over there.
373
00:22:27,905 --> 00:22:29,406
Huh. Oh... oh, thank you.
374
00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:31,774
More like serving
looks at my widowed king,
375
00:22:31,909 --> 00:22:33,243
Miles Jr.
376
00:22:33,377 --> 00:22:35,479
She's like a real fan,
and she seems mature.
377
00:22:35,778 --> 00:22:37,347
I mean, she could be
wife material.
378
00:22:37,713 --> 00:22:38,781
You really think so?
379
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:40,716
Yeah, Miles Jr., it's all you.
380
00:22:40,851 --> 00:22:43,453
What about Napa Boys
Rule Number 55,
381
00:22:43,587 --> 00:22:44,820
"Grapes before gals."
382
00:22:44,955 --> 00:22:47,457
No, bud,
this doesn't break any rules.
383
00:22:47,591 --> 00:22:49,660
Tonight, you are Han Solo.
384
00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:51,862
Miles Jr., listen to Kevin.
385
00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:53,728
I am Han Solo.
386
00:22:54,096 --> 00:22:55,665
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna fucking...
387
00:22:55,797 --> 00:22:57,766
I'm gonna fucking
fuck her so hard.
388
00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:59,035
And this time,
389
00:22:59,168 --> 00:23:00,336
leave your skateboard
at home, okay?
390
00:23:00,469 --> 00:23:01,637
You're almost 40.
391
00:23:18,987 --> 00:23:21,990
Oh, rockin' pad, ladies.
392
00:23:22,524 --> 00:23:24,426
Thanks. We try to keep it tidy.
393
00:23:24,559 --> 00:23:26,294
She does. I'm a complete hog.
394
00:23:26,428 --> 00:23:27,696
Oink, oink, bitch.
395
00:23:30,899 --> 00:23:33,568
Here, here's my friend,
Mr. Normal.
396
00:23:33,702 --> 00:23:34,802
You remember him.
397
00:23:36,004 --> 00:23:40,074
Horses they're so...
are everywhere, so careful.
398
00:23:40,641 --> 00:23:42,209
That's why she picked a horse.
399
00:23:42,343 --> 00:23:44,912
Oh, because, uh...
because your big dick.
400
00:23:45,045 --> 00:23:46,347
That's right,
my big black mamba.
401
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,215
Did someone call my name?
402
00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:52,052
What? We're having fun.
403
00:23:52,186 --> 00:23:53,786
See the fun we're having?
404
00:23:54,188 --> 00:23:56,223
Horses and headphones.
405
00:23:56,557 --> 00:23:57,725
And I was thinking about
406
00:23:57,858 --> 00:24:00,127
how if a horse had headphones
and how
407
00:24:00,261 --> 00:24:02,329
I have headphones
when I go running.
408
00:24:02,463 --> 00:24:05,432
And it's like I listen
to the Transparent theme song
409
00:24:05,798 --> 00:24:06,867
like on repeat.
410
00:24:07,001 --> 00:24:08,836
It's like a very soothing thing.
411
00:24:09,603 --> 00:24:10,904
And yeah, again,
412
00:24:11,038 --> 00:24:13,941
if you're tired,
drink some water.
413
00:24:15,142 --> 00:24:16,877
I'm going to go talk
to my boy Miles Jr. here
414
00:24:17,011 --> 00:24:18,879
for a second. Just hang out.
415
00:24:19,013 --> 00:24:19,980
- Okay.
- Okay.
416
00:24:20,114 --> 00:24:21,982
You're scaring away the pussy.
417
00:24:22,116 --> 00:24:23,384
- You're scaring away the...
- They're loving us.
418
00:24:23,517 --> 00:24:24,817
- They're loving us.
- No, they're not.
419
00:24:24,952 --> 00:24:27,320
Miles Jr.,
I'm gonna get you laid.
420
00:24:27,587 --> 00:24:28,755
I love her.
421
00:24:28,888 --> 00:24:30,723
Girls don't like
anyone who loves them.
422
00:24:30,857 --> 00:24:31,924
Don't you know that?
423
00:24:32,358 --> 00:24:33,993
You're right. You're right.
424
00:24:34,127 --> 00:24:35,762
Now, you know what you do love?
425
00:24:35,895 --> 00:24:37,830
Huh? Wine. Huh?
426
00:24:37,964 --> 00:24:41,301
Now we're gonna go back there.
We're gonna have some wine.
427
00:24:43,369 --> 00:24:47,607
- Get Miles Jr. some pussy.
- Hey!
428
00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:51,244
- Who's ready for some vino?
- Oh, my God.
429
00:26:25,503 --> 00:26:28,874
Oh, I see. I see.
This is so fucking hot.
430
00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:30,808
Now, remember, Vegas, baby.
431
00:26:30,941 --> 00:26:33,611
- Your money. Your money, baby.
- Your money.
432
00:26:33,744 --> 00:26:35,881
- Yeah.
- Now, go get some pussy.
433
00:26:36,013 --> 00:26:38,983
I'll be right back.
434
00:26:39,116 --> 00:26:40,751
All right.
435
00:26:40,886 --> 00:26:42,186
Remember, Miles Jr.
436
00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,159
Wha...
437
00:26:50,093 --> 00:26:51,961
I didn't know she could do that.
438
00:26:52,729 --> 00:26:54,497
Mm. The talking thing?
439
00:26:54,631 --> 00:26:56,733
- Yeah.
- It's an act.
440
00:26:56,867 --> 00:26:57,767
She uses her hands.
441
00:26:57,902 --> 00:26:59,402
That's so...
442
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,171
I just, um, yeah, no, I love
the way you phrase things.
443
00:27:01,304 --> 00:27:02,806
I mean, that's so cool.
444
00:27:03,573 --> 00:27:06,709
You're so
cute when you're nervous.
445
00:27:07,677 --> 00:27:09,412
You're so cute.
446
00:27:10,915 --> 00:27:12,348
Ow!
447
00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:19,556
So I got to say,
448
00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:23,159
you're one of the leading
botanists in the world.
449
00:27:23,593 --> 00:27:27,797
How are you a waitress in Napa,
of all places?
450
00:27:29,532 --> 00:27:34,102
You see, being a waitress
is more than just serving.
451
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,406
There's something
about seeing a smile
452
00:27:37,539 --> 00:27:38,974
on a customer's face.
453
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,544
I'll just walk
over to bring them food.
454
00:27:42,678 --> 00:27:44,680
And I don't mean food.
455
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,816
I mean a meal.
You know what meal means.
456
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,485
It means comfort.
457
00:27:50,052 --> 00:27:54,891
It's... It's like Bilbo when
he says he misses comfort.
458
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:58,828
I mean, being
a waitress is everything.
459
00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:02,764
I bring the water,
the clinking of the cleaning,
460
00:28:02,899 --> 00:28:06,602
the different people,
and everyone likes me.
461
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,271
I get to wear a uniform.
462
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:13,141
We serve America.
463
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:16,011
Heck, we've served the world.
464
00:28:16,745 --> 00:28:19,447
We are the world's
oldest profession.
465
00:28:20,548 --> 00:28:22,617
Your comic
helped me realize that.
466
00:28:25,319 --> 00:28:28,122
I guess now
I'm the one that's rambling.
467
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,593
One can't just ramble anymore.
468
00:28:33,127 --> 00:28:34,595
Do you ever think about that?
469
00:28:35,530 --> 00:28:40,201
Nowadays, they would just
fast forward unless I was
470
00:28:40,334 --> 00:28:42,236
gonna kill or be killed.
471
00:28:43,704 --> 00:28:44,605
No.
472
00:28:45,072 --> 00:28:47,041
The world's not
cut out for rambling.
473
00:28:48,075 --> 00:28:49,610
It kind of makes me sad.
474
00:28:50,611 --> 00:28:53,714
When a waitress walks up
and stops your conversation,
475
00:28:53,849 --> 00:28:56,050
that's how I save rambling.
476
00:29:00,087 --> 00:29:01,222
I'm sorry.
477
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,457
I choked...
I just choked on the water.
478
00:29:04,591 --> 00:29:08,128
I guess my point is,
it's really hard being a girl
479
00:29:08,261 --> 00:29:10,096
and also being
into The Lord of the Rings
480
00:29:10,230 --> 00:29:11,933
and everything
that comes with it.
481
00:29:12,065 --> 00:29:15,502
They say you gotta love yourself
before you love someone else.
482
00:29:15,635 --> 00:29:17,905
You know, but I...
I hate myself, and...
483
00:29:18,305 --> 00:29:20,774
I love, uh, you.
484
00:29:23,710 --> 00:29:25,178
Oh.
485
00:29:26,613 --> 00:29:28,582
Here, I want
to give you something.
486
00:29:37,058 --> 00:29:38,391
When will I need it?
487
00:29:38,525 --> 00:29:41,161
Now, I heard
that you're into music.
488
00:29:41,561 --> 00:29:42,295
Well...
489
00:29:42,662 --> 00:29:45,131
I tend to groove
to a different cuties.
490
00:31:01,271 --> 00:31:02,940
Oh, my God.
491
00:31:03,074 --> 00:31:06,844
I'm your little horsey.
492
00:31:06,978 --> 00:31:08,211
I'm your jockey.
493
00:31:08,345 --> 00:31:10,280
Saddle me, Seabiscuit.
494
00:31:10,414 --> 00:31:11,816
Now let's have a little fun.
495
00:31:11,949 --> 00:31:13,550
What are you
taking out?
496
00:31:13,951 --> 00:31:14,919
Huh?
497
00:31:15,053 --> 00:31:17,454
Is that supposed to go in me?
498
00:31:17,721 --> 00:31:20,024
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, oh, oh, dude.
499
00:31:20,158 --> 00:31:21,525
Dude, it hurts. It hurts.
500
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,093
But I like it.
501
00:31:23,225 --> 00:31:26,029
Oh, not really soundproof, huh?
502
00:31:26,429 --> 00:31:27,697
Not at all.
503
00:31:27,898 --> 00:31:29,398
What's that book you're opening?
504
00:31:29,699 --> 00:31:31,367
The Kama Sutra.
505
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:33,036
The Kamas-what?
506
00:31:33,402 --> 00:31:36,139
Uh, am I doing Tantra right now?
507
00:31:36,272 --> 00:31:38,274
I really hope
Miles Jr.'s fucking too,
508
00:31:38,407 --> 00:31:40,476
because I'm having
some great sex.
509
00:31:40,977 --> 00:31:41,878
We can...
510
00:31:43,479 --> 00:31:44,714
We can...
511
00:31:45,381 --> 00:31:47,616
I'm having so much fun.
512
00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:50,686
You... You do it...
Fuck her, dude.
513
00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:53,689
Dude, dude, dude. Fuck her.
Fuck her.
514
00:31:54,091 --> 00:31:58,661
Fuck her. Fuck her. Du...
Fuck her! Dude!
515
00:31:59,129 --> 00:32:02,331
Dude, I'm fucking.
You have to fuck, now!
516
00:32:02,598 --> 00:32:05,668
Fuck her. Fuck her now!
517
00:32:28,124 --> 00:32:30,159
We were up late working
on the new vintage.
518
00:32:30,291 --> 00:32:32,761
Here are photos
of each F slur I found.
519
00:32:32,895 --> 00:32:34,830
Maybe we can compare
handwriting samples
520
00:32:34,964 --> 00:32:35,931
with everyone in town?
521
00:32:36,065 --> 00:32:37,699
I'll be the judge of that.
522
00:32:40,836 --> 00:32:42,872
All right, we'll get
to the bottom of this.
523
00:32:43,571 --> 00:32:45,607
Wow. That's a lot of F-slurs.
524
00:32:45,740 --> 00:32:47,575
F-slurs all over. Look at that.
525
00:32:50,045 --> 00:32:51,312
Fourteen F-slurs.
526
00:32:51,446 --> 00:32:53,314
I'm counting three,
but yeah, that's a lot.
527
00:32:53,448 --> 00:32:54,616
No, look here. Look here.
528
00:32:54,749 --> 00:32:55,716
Oh, there's a whole bunch
of them.
529
00:32:55,850 --> 00:32:57,651
I've never seen so many F-slurs.
530
00:32:57,785 --> 00:32:59,720
Who would do
something like this?
531
00:33:00,754 --> 00:33:02,523
If it isn't the burp twins.
532
00:33:02,656 --> 00:33:06,493
Well, well, well, if it isn't
the original Napa Boys.
533
00:33:06,627 --> 00:33:08,963
Back at it again. Wow.
534
00:33:09,097 --> 00:33:10,497
Yeah, the only thing
we had going was
535
00:33:10,631 --> 00:33:12,633
that moose on the loose.
536
00:33:13,101 --> 00:33:14,334
And now a hate crime?
537
00:33:14,903 --> 00:33:16,971
You're suggesting
a moose did this?
538
00:33:17,105 --> 00:33:19,306
A wily moose wrote these things?
539
00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:26,713
Don't be ridiculous.
540
00:33:28,082 --> 00:33:30,484
Now, if I was a moose,
I'd go up the creek
541
00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:32,553
and use my horns
to sip the Merlot.
542
00:33:32,921 --> 00:33:34,688
You two always
did love Merlot.
543
00:33:34,823 --> 00:33:37,025
Ah, I wonder
why you became cops.
544
00:33:44,730 --> 00:33:46,133
And don't forget the donuts.
545
00:33:46,266 --> 00:33:48,701
Yeah, you got it.
546
00:33:48,836 --> 00:33:50,636
- I love the donuts.
- If you were a moose
547
00:33:50,770 --> 00:33:53,106
and your antlers
got the Merlot,
548
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,775
it would spill on your fur.
549
00:33:56,176 --> 00:33:57,577
Let me tell you something.
550
00:33:58,312 --> 00:34:00,613
I don't
like you Napa Boys, okay?
551
00:34:01,148 --> 00:34:03,016
Guys, look.
552
00:34:05,819 --> 00:34:08,588
The Sommelier's amulet's
never glowed like this before.
553
00:34:08,721 --> 00:34:10,991
We have to go back to the cave.
554
00:34:11,757 --> 00:34:14,261
Some say the devil comes
for you at your highest moment.
555
00:34:14,393 --> 00:34:18,031
Well, I say, not this day.
556
00:34:19,532 --> 00:34:20,600
Napa calls.
557
00:34:20,733 --> 00:34:22,870
John, we'll be back.
558
00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,604
Mitch's assistant,
559
00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:27,007
go fill out the rest
of that paperwork, baby.
560
00:34:30,209 --> 00:34:31,143
Thank you, guys.
561
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,982
You know, there's something
about those Napa Boys
562
00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,549
that I like.
563
00:34:37,682 --> 00:34:38,985
Yeah. I'm with you.
I know exactly what you mean.
564
00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:41,120
I don't know what it is,
but it's something.
565
00:34:41,354 --> 00:34:44,223
They got a little, what is it,
X factor, you told me.
566
00:34:44,357 --> 00:34:46,325
Now, hey, is this your husband?
567
00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:49,829
- No, that one was.
- Ah.
568
00:37:09,265 --> 00:37:10,532
We made it.
569
00:37:13,802 --> 00:37:15,271
All right.
570
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,909
Come on.
571
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,983
Won't budge.
572
00:37:56,111 --> 00:37:57,412
It's not going to happen.
573
00:37:57,546 --> 00:37:59,147
Hey, it's not going to happen.
574
00:38:00,549 --> 00:38:02,650
I'll... I'll try. I'll try.
575
00:38:02,783 --> 00:38:03,919
Sure, yeah, go ahead.
576
00:38:04,986 --> 00:38:05,887
Oh.
577
00:38:12,027 --> 00:38:14,096
She did it on the first try.
578
00:38:16,031 --> 00:38:17,299
Come on, guys.
579
00:38:36,216 --> 00:38:38,818
"To be a Napa Boy
is to be free."
580
00:38:40,253 --> 00:38:43,123
"To be a Napa Boy
is to suck the marrow
581
00:38:43,256 --> 00:38:46,893
out of life and not,
when they come to die,
582
00:38:47,393 --> 00:38:51,397
discover they had not lived,
but to tell me once and for all
583
00:38:51,531 --> 00:38:55,034
a true friend always forgives
and always forgets."
584
00:38:56,603 --> 00:39:00,106
"You princes of Maine,
Kings of New England."
585
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:03,243
"Miles, you can't put a joke
on the plaque."
586
00:39:05,743 --> 00:39:06,845
Wow.
587
00:39:07,613 --> 00:39:08,947
She fits in just right.
588
00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:10,482
She's in the gang, guys.
589
00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:12,017
She really is one of us.
590
00:39:12,151 --> 00:39:13,318
She knew the whole thing?
591
00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:15,254
Lucky guess.
592
00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:20,292
Um...
593
00:39:21,293 --> 00:39:23,794
Why is my cake
in this treasure box?
594
00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:27,533
I can't believe it.
595
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,001
It's the cake.
596
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:32,070
There's no way
The Sommelier expected us
597
00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:34,406
to come all the way
back here just for the cake.
598
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,308
God, I miss my winery.
599
00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,944
I should be back preparing
for the Great Grape Festival.
600
00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:41,980
We don't even know
if The Sommelier even exists.
601
00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:46,885
The Sommelier has
to exist, Miles Jr.
602
00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:48,854
He just has to.
603
00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:53,224
Jack Jr.
604
00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:56,427
- Come on my cake.
- Let's go, Miles Jr.
605
00:39:57,361 --> 00:39:58,262
Come on.
606
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:02,366
Water. My favorite.
607
00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:05,002
Water's your favorite?
608
00:40:06,337 --> 00:40:07,338
Mitch?
609
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:10,875
I love the feel
of water on my hands.
610
00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:12,376
How's it feel?
How's it feel?
611
00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:15,146
Watch out on those rocks, Mitch.
612
00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:16,746
Mitch. Watch...
613
00:40:16,881 --> 00:40:18,950
- You fell into the rapids.
- Ow, Mitch!
614
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,418
Why don't you hand
me your famous skateboard
615
00:40:20,551 --> 00:40:21,552
to pull me up, Miles Jr.?
616
00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:23,120
I can't reach.
617
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,322
Ah, Puck!
618
00:40:33,698 --> 00:40:35,433
Great, Mitch
and that other one are dead.
619
00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:38,835
And it's all
exactly how you planned it.
620
00:40:38,969 --> 00:40:40,103
Is that what you wanted, Miles?
621
00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:41,204
Why would I want that?
622
00:40:41,338 --> 00:40:42,639
Because you got it.
623
00:40:42,771 --> 00:40:43,873
What are you
talking about?
624
00:40:44,007 --> 00:40:44,808
For your footage, bitch.
625
00:40:44,941 --> 00:40:45,909
What footage?
626
00:40:46,042 --> 00:40:47,444
The writer's secret.
627
00:40:47,577 --> 00:40:50,280
You remember things and then
use it in your material.
628
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:52,182
How do you know
about the writer's secret?
629
00:40:52,315 --> 00:40:53,883
- Who told you that?
- You know what?
630
00:40:54,017 --> 00:40:55,552
You're the fucking
Sammy Fabelman
631
00:40:55,685 --> 00:40:56,886
of comic books, dude.
632
00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:58,021
Uh, I'm the Sammy Fabelman
633
00:40:58,154 --> 00:40:59,089
of graphic novels.
634
00:40:59,222 --> 00:41:00,123
See, you admit it.
635
00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:01,958
Napa Boys Rule Number 109,
636
00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:03,493
"Never question The Sommelier."
637
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:06,029
Oh, yeah,
Napa Boys Rule Number, uh, 104,
638
00:41:06,162 --> 00:41:07,464
"You're a stupid asshole."
639
00:41:07,796 --> 00:41:09,599
- That's not a rule.
- Yes, it is a rule.
640
00:41:09,866 --> 00:41:11,268
Yeah, right.
641
00:41:11,568 --> 00:41:15,472
Napa Boys Rule Number 54, uh,
"Miles Jr. sucks his own dick."
642
00:41:15,605 --> 00:41:17,007
Uh, number hundred...
643
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:18,608
Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
644
00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:19,976
What?
645
00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:20,910
Napa Boys Rule Number 2,
646
00:41:21,378 --> 00:41:23,280
"Never fight
with another Napa Boy."
647
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,814
- It's true.
- Come on.
648
00:41:25,948 --> 00:41:26,849
It's true.
649
00:41:29,518 --> 00:41:30,386
You hear that?
650
00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:33,489
What?
I don't hear anything.
651
00:41:33,622 --> 00:41:34,556
It's this way.
652
00:41:35,724 --> 00:41:36,825
This way, yeah.
653
00:41:39,028 --> 00:41:41,096
- Huh?
- This way.
654
00:42:01,717 --> 00:42:05,187
Look.
Look everyone, it's snowing!
655
00:42:07,456 --> 00:42:09,958
Whoa, the snow, it's so crazy.
Here you go.
656
00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:11,926
- Thank you.
- Careful, it's cold.
657
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:15,330
As I was saying, I found myself
in the trappings
658
00:42:15,463 --> 00:42:18,132
of a conventional,
20th-century existence.
659
00:42:18,266 --> 00:42:20,501
Dog, family, picket fence,
the whole nine.
660
00:42:20,635 --> 00:42:21,536
Sure.
661
00:42:21,936 --> 00:42:23,838
Then I took ayahuasca
in the D.R.
662
00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:25,973
I wake up.
663
00:42:26,107 --> 00:42:27,810
I FaceTime my family.
I'm looking at them,
664
00:42:28,176 --> 00:42:31,779
and I realize...
they're all strangers, you know?
665
00:42:31,913 --> 00:42:33,114
Uh-huh.
666
00:42:33,281 --> 00:42:35,516
You mean like the way
I see my dad
667
00:42:35,650 --> 00:42:37,085
or like you're the dad?
668
00:42:37,752 --> 00:42:40,021
They're just like all these
strangers that are assigned
669
00:42:40,154 --> 00:42:42,557
to me for these arbitrary
societal reasons.
670
00:42:42,690 --> 00:42:47,028
And really, it's just
completely out of my control.
671
00:42:48,062 --> 00:42:50,298
But emotionally,
I was very clear.
672
00:42:51,099 --> 00:42:53,501
My family are
strangers who I don't know.
673
00:42:54,102 --> 00:42:55,470
Do you want to know me?
674
00:42:55,838 --> 00:42:58,505
So, so badly.
675
00:42:59,072 --> 00:43:00,273
Be tender.
676
00:43:00,674 --> 00:43:02,242
Be sweet to me.
677
00:43:08,181 --> 00:43:09,182
I don't know, Trix.
678
00:43:09,316 --> 00:43:10,650
I guess I, um...
679
00:43:10,784 --> 00:43:13,553
I guess I just always wanted
to be like Zorro.
680
00:43:16,390 --> 00:43:17,290
Or like...
681
00:43:18,358 --> 00:43:22,596
Or like some sort of like a hero
or something, you know?
682
00:43:22,729 --> 00:43:24,197
Like, you know, Zorro's Hispanic
683
00:43:24,331 --> 00:43:27,869
and I'm a Black guy
from Compton.
684
00:43:28,535 --> 00:43:31,071
Hey, listen to me.
You're my hero.
685
00:43:31,972 --> 00:43:34,941
And how you found me,
you got me to stop dealing.
686
00:43:35,409 --> 00:43:37,244
I love you.
You know that, right?
687
00:43:37,377 --> 00:43:39,079
- I love you more.
- No.
688
00:43:39,212 --> 00:43:41,481
Not possible.
689
00:43:41,615 --> 00:43:44,818
If you would have told me
when I was a boy
690
00:43:45,418 --> 00:43:48,287
that my first
Napa Boy adventure,
691
00:43:48,421 --> 00:43:51,457
I'd... I'd find the love
of my life. I...
692
00:43:52,658 --> 00:43:54,994
I... I could do a backflip
or some shit.
693
00:43:55,494 --> 00:43:57,496
- Do a backflip.
- I would fucking do a backflip.
694
00:43:57,630 --> 00:43:59,532
- I dare you to do a backflip.
- You dare me
695
00:43:59,665 --> 00:44:01,133
- to do a backflip?
- Right now.
696
00:44:01,267 --> 00:44:02,968
- Watch my briefcase, baby.
- Okay.
697
00:44:04,603 --> 00:44:05,704
In the name of love.
698
00:44:07,273 --> 00:44:09,910
Whoo! Yeah!
699
00:44:10,209 --> 00:44:11,845
Whoa, good form.
700
00:44:11,977 --> 00:44:12,879
Wow.
701
00:44:13,546 --> 00:44:16,615
Miles Jr., this is
like living a dream.
702
00:44:16,749 --> 00:44:18,584
I've never seen snow before.
703
00:44:18,784 --> 00:44:20,887
Did your magic dance cause this?
704
00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:22,621
No, silly.
705
00:44:23,055 --> 00:44:24,390
It's Napa.
706
00:44:35,467 --> 00:44:36,568
Whoa!
707
00:44:46,678 --> 00:44:49,180
Snow in Napa?
708
00:44:50,682 --> 00:44:52,116
Damn those Napa Boys.
709
00:44:53,251 --> 00:44:54,686
God damn them.
710
00:45:02,994 --> 00:45:07,065
The wine... Mitch left
the top off the barrel.
711
00:45:07,732 --> 00:45:09,567
The new batch is ruined.
712
00:45:15,606 --> 00:45:19,109
The boys, they grow.
713
00:45:20,511 --> 00:45:22,746
They grow and become men.
714
00:45:39,998 --> 00:45:42,065
Oh, my God.
715
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:45,168
Baby we gotta get out of here.
716
00:45:49,007 --> 00:45:50,107
Hey.
717
00:45:55,445 --> 00:45:56,346
Trixie.
718
00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:01,184
Trixie.
719
00:46:03,218 --> 00:46:04,319
Trixie.
720
00:46:04,786 --> 00:46:06,856
- Dude, what the fuck?
- Trixie!
721
00:46:06,989 --> 00:46:08,456
What the fuck?
722
00:46:09,224 --> 00:46:10,592
- Get up.
- Trixie!
723
00:46:10,826 --> 00:46:12,093
Really?
724
00:46:12,627 --> 00:46:13,728
Where'd they go?
725
00:46:13,863 --> 00:46:16,598
She's fucking dead!
She fucking overdosed!
726
00:46:17,198 --> 00:46:18,667
Is she okay?
727
00:46:18,868 --> 00:46:20,569
She said
she was gonna cut that shit out!
728
00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:22,170
Help!
729
00:46:44,961 --> 00:46:48,228
- That's beautiful.
- The card is good.
730
00:46:51,866 --> 00:46:56,604
What can I say about Trixie
that hasn't already been said?
731
00:46:58,238 --> 00:47:01,475
Oh, fuck. It's that moose
that everybody looking for.
732
00:47:01,609 --> 00:47:03,878
Yeah, of course. Of course
I'm going to die by moose.
733
00:47:04,012 --> 00:47:05,279
Hey, I'm going to kill it.
734
00:47:15,723 --> 00:47:20,294
Run, Majestic Moose! Run!
What up, Napa Boys?
735
00:47:20,427 --> 00:47:22,329
- Snooch.
- Look who it is.
736
00:47:22,463 --> 00:47:24,498
The Abbot and Costello
of New Jersey.
737
00:47:24,632 --> 00:47:26,034
What are you guys doing here?
738
00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:28,335
We're moose hunting.
What does it fucking look like?
739
00:47:28,736 --> 00:47:31,639
Oh, right.
We're moose hunter hunting.
740
00:47:31,772 --> 00:47:33,707
All right, messing
with fucking Elmer Fudd,
741
00:47:33,842 --> 00:47:35,642
going FernGully on their asses.
742
00:47:35,775 --> 00:47:38,045
That's beautiful.
You guys really care.
743
00:47:38,177 --> 00:47:40,114
Miles Jr.,
you little virgin, man.
744
00:47:40,246 --> 00:47:43,017
How's that wife?
She is fucking fine.
745
00:47:43,516 --> 00:47:44,918
Oh, what, man?
746
00:47:45,052 --> 00:47:46,419
You have something to say?
747
00:47:48,254 --> 00:47:49,455
Sorry, guys.
748
00:47:49,589 --> 00:47:50,791
Maybe if you had
a bigger franchise,
749
00:47:50,924 --> 00:47:52,392
we might get a speech.
750
00:47:52,525 --> 00:47:54,928
You know what? Fuck you.
There wasn't gonna be a speech.
751
00:47:55,062 --> 00:47:56,162
Not even a fucking quip.
752
00:47:56,295 --> 00:47:57,397
But now there's
gonna be a speech,
753
00:47:57,530 --> 00:47:58,866
because of that
fucking attitude.
754
00:47:58,999 --> 00:48:02,201
Jesus. Don't shit
on other franchises, man.
755
00:48:02,335 --> 00:48:04,004
Number one,
it's bad luck for us.
756
00:48:04,138 --> 00:48:06,572
Number two, everyone's
trying their hardest, man.
757
00:48:06,706 --> 00:48:08,541
Don't be the fucking Internet
about it.
758
00:48:08,675 --> 00:48:10,643
Miles Jr., what he's trying
759
00:48:10,777 --> 00:48:13,013
to say is we're really sorry
that you're going
760
00:48:13,147 --> 00:48:16,349
through it right now, man.
Like, sometimes life
761
00:48:16,482 --> 00:48:18,685
"lifes" you straight up
the ass, often lubeless.
762
00:48:18,819 --> 00:48:21,553
But fuck all that.
You're the Napa Boys, man.
763
00:48:22,254 --> 00:48:24,957
You guys are inspiring.
You inspired us.
764
00:48:25,357 --> 00:48:26,893
Fuck, man, look at you.
765
00:48:27,026 --> 00:48:30,129
You're all about fellowship
and vino and shit like that.
766
00:48:30,495 --> 00:48:31,496
So, what happened?
767
00:48:31,630 --> 00:48:34,199
Did you get old?
Did you grow up?
768
00:48:34,901 --> 00:48:36,869
Did you let go
of your hopes and dreams?
769
00:48:37,369 --> 00:48:39,271
Why?
Because of a fairness fallacy?
770
00:48:39,404 --> 00:48:41,640
Fuck that. Look at Jack Jr.
771
00:48:41,974 --> 00:48:45,477
Motherfucker cheats
on his wife relentlessly,
772
00:48:45,610 --> 00:48:49,916
still has a really beautiful
and alive family.
773
00:48:50,049 --> 00:48:51,249
And look at him.
774
00:48:51,383 --> 00:48:52,919
Fucking beautiful, right?
Stunning.
775
00:48:53,052 --> 00:48:54,653
Looks like a young Tony Curtis.
776
00:48:54,786 --> 00:48:56,122
And this is gonna sound
corny as shit,
777
00:48:56,254 --> 00:48:57,322
but you know
what you really are?
778
00:48:57,456 --> 00:48:58,657
Do you know?
779
00:48:59,324 --> 00:49:00,759
Do you know
what they really are?
780
00:49:01,259 --> 00:49:02,360
Beautiful.
781
00:49:03,662 --> 00:49:05,998
They're the family
that they've chosen.
782
00:49:06,132 --> 00:49:09,667
You're the family you've chosen,
which is way better
783
00:49:09,801 --> 00:49:11,736
than the family
you're stuck with.
784
00:49:11,870 --> 00:49:14,172
You guys need to go
find the Milfonator, man.
785
00:49:14,305 --> 00:49:15,706
She'll help you out.
Go to her house.
786
00:49:15,841 --> 00:49:18,076
Thirty clicks down
this road, okay?
787
00:49:18,210 --> 00:49:19,443
You'll get there just fine.
788
00:49:19,577 --> 00:49:22,747
And, boys, take it
from Jay and Silent Bob.
789
00:49:23,115 --> 00:49:25,282
You're gonna make it
to the Great Grape Festival.
790
00:49:26,017 --> 00:49:27,752
And speaking of Jay
and Silent Bob,
791
00:49:27,886 --> 00:49:30,421
when you see the Milfonator,
you give her maybe one, two,
792
00:49:30,554 --> 00:49:34,092
no, three pumps
from us snoogins.
793
00:49:34,226 --> 00:49:35,861
Thank you, guys. Down here?
794
00:49:35,994 --> 00:49:38,429
Yeah, over that way.
Remember, 30 clicks.
795
00:49:38,562 --> 00:49:39,663
Thirty clicks.
796
00:49:39,798 --> 00:49:41,265
Yeah, nice meeting you.
797
00:49:41,398 --> 00:49:41,967
Yeah, good seeing you guys.
Yeah, snooches.
798
00:49:42,901 --> 00:49:44,102
All right, listen.
799
00:49:44,268 --> 00:49:46,171
Why don't we go up that hill,
go look for that moose,
800
00:49:46,303 --> 00:49:48,272
find it, and fuck it?
801
00:49:58,182 --> 00:50:01,651
I'm at the Milfonator's house,
aren't I?
802
00:50:01,785 --> 00:50:04,221
I haven't seen this old bitch
since I fucked her 20 years ago,
803
00:50:04,354 --> 00:50:06,257
so, don't fuck this up
for me, dude.
804
00:50:06,389 --> 00:50:07,825
What are you saying, man?
805
00:50:09,692 --> 00:50:12,797
Hey, Kim,
what are you doing here?
806
00:50:12,930 --> 00:50:16,167
You stopped by
Milfonator house too, like us?
807
00:50:16,633 --> 00:50:19,270
You Napa Boys must be here
to say hi
808
00:50:19,402 --> 00:50:21,238
to the so-called Milfonator.
809
00:50:21,371 --> 00:50:23,841
Uh, yes, yes, I would.
Thank you.
810
00:50:23,974 --> 00:50:26,110
- That would be so nice.
- Mom!
811
00:50:26,643 --> 00:50:29,512
Mom, the Napa Boys are here.
812
00:50:29,646 --> 00:50:31,148
- Mom?
- I have to go.
813
00:50:31,282 --> 00:50:33,150
- Okay.
- Bye, Jack.
814
00:50:33,284 --> 00:50:34,784
- Bye.
- Bye.
815
00:50:37,021 --> 00:50:38,521
Is she my fucking daughter,
dude?
816
00:50:38,655 --> 00:50:39,823
I don't know.
817
00:50:39,956 --> 00:50:41,356
Is she my fucking daughter,
dude?
818
00:50:41,490 --> 00:50:42,892
- No. I don't...
- Did I just fuck--
819
00:50:43,026 --> 00:50:44,493
Did I just fuck
my own daughter, dude?
820
00:50:44,626 --> 00:50:46,162
I don't know,
what am I, Mr. Math?
821
00:50:46,296 --> 00:50:47,396
Yes.
822
00:51:02,011 --> 00:51:04,646
Well, well, well.
823
00:51:05,681 --> 00:51:09,819
Miles Jr. and
his no-good cohort, Jack Jr.
824
00:51:10,987 --> 00:51:14,656
Come in, boys.
Come in. Welcome.
825
00:51:14,791 --> 00:51:17,659
Milfonator, the Napa Boys
are lost.
826
00:51:18,161 --> 00:51:19,528
We need your help.
827
00:51:19,661 --> 00:51:25,434
Oh, you naughty Napa Boys.
Always breezin' in.
828
00:51:26,467 --> 00:51:30,471
Always asking
the wrong questions.
829
00:51:30,973 --> 00:51:32,640
Dude, I fucked my daughter.
830
00:51:32,773 --> 00:51:34,642
Actually, it's not really
important right now.
831
00:51:34,775 --> 00:51:36,144
The Milfonator is right here,
832
00:51:36,278 --> 00:51:40,215
now, your little daddy-daughter
novella or whatever...
833
00:51:40,349 --> 00:51:44,619
So, we traveled here
from the cave cellar of wonder,
834
00:51:44,752 --> 00:51:47,089
and we need your help.
835
00:51:47,222 --> 00:51:50,558
The Sommelier predicted
836
00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:54,963
once the Napa Boys
were reunited...
837
00:51:56,865 --> 00:51:59,533
they would give the world...
838
00:52:01,837 --> 00:52:03,738
Well, the message
doesn't exactly say,
839
00:52:03,872 --> 00:52:05,773
it just keeps repeating.
840
00:52:07,675 --> 00:52:08,911
Speak, you frail bitch!
841
00:52:09,443 --> 00:52:10,913
Find the grape.
842
00:52:13,647 --> 00:52:15,548
Find the grape.
843
00:52:18,019 --> 00:52:19,586
Find the grape.
844
00:52:20,955 --> 00:52:24,191
Find the grape!
845
00:52:25,793 --> 00:52:30,164
Quiet, quiet.
846
00:52:30,630 --> 00:52:32,833
- Is Milfonator fucking dead?
- I don't know.
847
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:35,303
I don't know.
I don't know. What?
848
00:52:35,803 --> 00:52:37,138
Where the fuck are your pants?
849
00:52:37,305 --> 00:52:40,875
Dude, I told you
about my belt malfunction, bro!
850
00:52:41,008 --> 00:52:42,575
- Okay, I'll follow.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
851
00:52:42,709 --> 00:52:44,412
You didn't mention a thing
about the fucking belt.
852
00:52:44,544 --> 00:52:45,813
Where the fuck are your pants?
853
00:52:45,947 --> 00:52:47,048
Every time
I'm at the Milfonator's,
854
00:52:47,181 --> 00:52:48,515
I also get a boner.
855
00:52:48,648 --> 00:52:49,984
When I don't wear a belt,
my pants fall off.
856
00:53:00,994 --> 00:53:04,264
They called me
the Queen of Petticoat Lane.
857
00:53:06,866 --> 00:53:09,169
I guess I was in a way.
858
00:53:10,303 --> 00:53:13,974
I remember I did wear
a petticoat once.
859
00:53:15,875 --> 00:53:19,112
But the nickname
had already been attached.
860
00:53:20,180 --> 00:53:23,316
So, I guess I was kind of
playing into it some.
861
00:53:27,053 --> 00:53:31,157
And I remember saying
right then and there...
862
00:53:32,725 --> 00:53:36,129
"I was going to enjoy life."
863
00:53:36,296 --> 00:53:37,596
Oh, no, no, no, no.
864
00:53:37,730 --> 00:53:39,799
Come on, you a trailblazing
legend, okay?
865
00:53:40,265 --> 00:53:44,036
I'm proud of you.
You taught us all to live life.
866
00:53:46,070 --> 00:53:48,106
And I honestly can't even say
that I have.
867
00:53:49,273 --> 00:53:51,943
You're one of the last
real cowboys on this earth.
868
00:53:53,077 --> 00:53:54,644
I love you like a daughter.
869
00:53:57,348 --> 00:53:59,549
Are you an angel?
870
00:54:00,151 --> 00:54:01,551
No, ma'am.
871
00:54:03,488 --> 00:54:04,822
I'm a Napa Boy.
872
00:54:06,324 --> 00:54:08,059
You know what he meant
873
00:54:08,759 --> 00:54:12,163
when he told us
he had that darn dream?
874
00:54:15,732 --> 00:54:17,802
You must sleep now,
Miss Milfonator,
875
00:54:17,935 --> 00:54:20,637
Queen of Petticoat Lane.
876
00:54:37,521 --> 00:54:38,789
I guess everyone always said
877
00:54:38,922 --> 00:54:40,524
if I wanted to be
a real reporter,
878
00:54:40,656 --> 00:54:41,825
I'd have to become the story.
879
00:54:41,958 --> 00:54:44,627
So, I guess
this is a good thing.
880
00:54:56,406 --> 00:54:57,841
I don't feel so good.
881
00:54:58,308 --> 00:54:59,608
It's all right.
882
00:54:59,742 --> 00:55:01,111
We will get you back
to the grape festival
883
00:55:01,244 --> 00:55:02,145
in time, Mitch.
884
00:55:03,180 --> 00:55:04,214
Oh, no.
885
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,983
- I'm a big dum-dum, Puck.
- No.
886
00:55:08,684 --> 00:55:09,652
Why?
887
00:55:10,087 --> 00:55:13,256
The berries are ruined.
My winery, bye-bye.
888
00:55:14,491 --> 00:55:15,859
All is lost.
889
00:55:18,494 --> 00:55:20,628
Find the grape.
890
00:55:21,530 --> 00:55:23,631
Find the grape.
891
00:55:25,334 --> 00:55:28,804
Hmm!
892
00:55:28,938 --> 00:55:31,907
Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy.
Oh, my St. Algier.
893
00:55:32,808 --> 00:55:35,845
Special magic berries.
894
00:55:35,978 --> 00:55:37,313
I took wine making
in grade school.
895
00:55:37,446 --> 00:55:38,881
I know all about crystallizing.
Give it here.
896
00:55:39,014 --> 00:55:40,950
It's rare in this climate,
897
00:55:41,083 --> 00:55:43,252
but it can render
a pretty dope effect
898
00:55:43,385 --> 00:55:44,954
on the vintage.
899
00:55:45,087 --> 00:55:47,823
And sure, we use refrigerators
instead of a freak snowfall.
900
00:55:47,957 --> 00:55:50,725
So, it's true.
You're all witches?
901
00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:53,761
No, it's not magic.
It's science.
902
00:55:55,030 --> 00:55:56,731
With a berry this dark,
903
00:55:56,866 --> 00:55:59,835
the wine would be
classified as...
904
00:56:00,469 --> 00:56:01,937
As what?
905
00:56:03,171 --> 00:56:04,205
It can't be.
906
00:56:04,572 --> 00:56:05,706
Can't be what?
907
00:56:06,207 --> 00:56:09,144
What are you smiling at?
908
00:56:09,710 --> 00:56:11,045
What's the good news?
909
00:56:12,547 --> 00:56:14,115
What's happening?
910
00:56:18,219 --> 00:56:20,255
It'd be good
to see the girls again.
911
00:56:21,022 --> 00:56:22,357
We arejust confirming details
912
00:56:22,490 --> 00:56:24,826
that the Napa girlsare now dead.
913
00:56:24,959 --> 00:56:27,761
The beloved counterpartto the Napa Boys...
914
00:56:27,896 --> 00:56:29,831
Hey, baby. What's going on?
915
00:56:29,964 --> 00:56:32,233
The Napa girls are dead.
It's terrible.
916
00:56:32,367 --> 00:56:33,968
Their spaceship crashed
917
00:56:34,102 --> 00:56:36,104
along the coast of Big Sur.
918
00:56:36,638 --> 00:56:38,239
Napa girls are dead?
919
00:56:38,705 --> 00:56:40,108
Feels like I'm in a bad dream.
920
00:56:40,241 --> 00:56:42,544
- Got these for you.
- Thank you.
921
00:56:43,111 --> 00:56:45,613
Yeah, it feels like
I'm dreaming.
922
00:56:46,414 --> 00:56:50,851
Um, uh, Loretta.
I texted you yesterday.
923
00:56:50,984 --> 00:56:52,953
You cannot be serious right now.
924
00:56:53,086 --> 00:56:54,888
I told you I needed
to take it slow
925
00:56:55,022 --> 00:56:56,857
- from day one...
- But it is slow.
926
00:56:56,990 --> 00:56:58,325
It is slow, Loretta.
927
00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,494
Don't you understand?
we're just two people.
928
00:57:00,693 --> 00:57:04,131
We're just two people
And you know what? Here I am,
929
00:57:04,531 --> 00:57:05,966
and I fell in love.
930
00:57:06,099 --> 00:57:07,767
And isn't that what
we're here for on this earth?
931
00:57:07,901 --> 00:57:10,837
Not for texting
and taking it slow,
932
00:57:10,971 --> 00:57:13,340
but for love and kisses.
933
00:57:13,473 --> 00:57:16,543
I should have known
dating a Napa Boy.
934
00:57:17,110 --> 00:57:18,545
The sign didn't say Napa men.
935
00:57:18,679 --> 00:57:20,147
I am a man, Mommy.
936
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:23,116
- Oh, my God.
- Loretta! I said Loretta!
937
00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:25,519
You texted her? I told you
to wait four days, pussy.
938
00:57:25,652 --> 00:57:26,887
Shut the fuck up!
939
00:57:27,020 --> 00:57:28,689
Don't talk to him
like that, you crybaby.
940
00:57:28,822 --> 00:57:30,257
Yeah, he is a big crybaby.
941
00:57:30,390 --> 00:57:31,892
He cried about his skateboard
the other day, too.
942
00:57:32,025 --> 00:57:34,027
Skateboarding?
You can't be serious.
943
00:57:34,161 --> 00:57:36,329
I thought you were quitting
skateboarding, Miles Jr.
944
00:57:36,462 --> 00:57:38,431
I can't believe I thought
I was gonna marry you.
945
00:57:38,564 --> 00:57:41,033
Loretta! I made you a mix CD.
946
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,802
Oh, my God.
947
00:57:43,402 --> 00:57:45,571
Look, look.
948
00:57:45,705 --> 00:57:49,774
It's got special...
It's not just like famous songs.
949
00:57:51,844 --> 00:57:54,880
You realize you're the same age
as they were in City Slickers?
950
00:57:59,719 --> 00:58:00,886
Baby.
951
00:58:03,356 --> 00:58:04,690
I'm young.
952
00:58:04,824 --> 00:58:05,992
Come now, kitties.
953
00:58:06,158 --> 00:58:08,594
Come, my kitties.
Come, come, come.
954
00:58:09,061 --> 00:58:12,999
Kitty, kitty, kitties.
Yes. Good. Very good.
955
00:58:13,132 --> 00:58:15,968
Very good, kitties. Yes.
956
00:58:17,870 --> 00:58:23,108
Aw. If it isn't little Miles Jr.
957
00:58:23,608 --> 00:58:25,610
Get out of here, Squirm!
958
00:58:25,744 --> 00:58:29,814
Get out of here?
No, I think not.
959
00:58:30,415 --> 00:58:33,685
In fact, I'd rather
fuck my own sister.
960
00:58:34,319 --> 00:58:36,755
Come to think of it, I just may.
961
00:58:37,289 --> 00:58:40,392
Life is short
not to fuck your sister.
962
00:58:40,525 --> 00:58:44,629
You take your cats
and you get lost.
963
00:58:44,763 --> 00:58:47,465
Miles, have you met my cats?
964
00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:51,670
This cat's name is Amelia.
965
00:58:52,370 --> 00:58:57,642
And this little kitty's name
is Miles Jr.'s
966
00:58:57,777 --> 00:58:59,611
dead little daughter.
967
00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:02,514
Watch it, Squirm.
968
00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:14,058
And for those of you
keeping score at home,
969
00:59:14,525 --> 00:59:18,495
that's Squirm one,
Napa Boys zero.
970
00:59:18,629 --> 00:59:21,932
Now, if you'll excuse me,
971
00:59:22,399 --> 00:59:25,069
I have a grape festival to win.
972
00:59:25,669 --> 00:59:29,006
Sometimes I just wonder
if I'll ever make it
973
00:59:29,139 --> 00:59:30,307
out of Napa Valley.
974
00:59:30,441 --> 00:59:33,010
I'll take you far away
from here, baby.
975
00:59:34,745 --> 00:59:38,882
I wish you were in love with me
the way Miles Jr. loves Loretta.
976
00:59:39,016 --> 00:59:41,185
I am, so much more than him.
977
00:59:41,318 --> 00:59:43,454
I'm the one who taught him
all that sappy stuff.
978
00:59:43,587 --> 00:59:44,755
Sappy?
979
00:59:44,888 --> 00:59:46,290
Sappy to the cynics
of the world.
980
00:59:46,423 --> 00:59:49,093
I told you to get a divorce
is a sin in my culture.
981
00:59:50,094 --> 00:59:52,863
Here. I want to show you this.
982
00:59:56,332 --> 00:59:58,434
Look at all this stupid shit.
983
00:59:59,702 --> 01:00:01,204
"Petite Brasserie"?
984
01:00:02,505 --> 01:00:05,074
"Chateau Paris." These are all
French restaurants.
985
01:00:05,208 --> 01:00:07,176
Guilty as charged,
I'm a baguette head,
986
01:00:07,310 --> 01:00:10,146
- but I'm also a match head.
- You like to burn things?
987
01:00:10,279 --> 01:00:14,183
Never. I keep them in case
the Gemini moon ever arrives,
988
01:00:14,317 --> 01:00:16,452
you silly goose.
989
01:00:19,122 --> 01:00:21,657
- Fireworks.
- Wow.
990
01:00:23,226 --> 01:00:24,460
The festival begins.
991
01:00:34,437 --> 01:00:38,174
That must be the festival.
That's where we gotta head.
992
01:00:40,976 --> 01:00:42,411
Happy birthday, Puck.
993
01:00:43,813 --> 01:00:45,180
Thanks, Mitch.
994
01:00:46,816 --> 01:00:48,116
A toast.
995
01:00:49,017 --> 01:00:50,285
Here.
996
01:00:51,286 --> 01:00:54,022
Here's to Puck's special wine.
997
01:00:59,561 --> 01:01:01,329
Oh, careful.
You're spilling.
998
01:01:02,330 --> 01:01:06,168
No, I like to decant it
with beard hair.
999
01:01:08,170 --> 01:01:10,238
Not your dream birthday date,
I guess.
1000
01:01:10,639 --> 01:01:12,674
What? Sure you are.
1001
01:01:13,341 --> 01:01:16,311
Really? But I can't even dance.
1002
01:01:16,445 --> 01:01:19,647
I told John I would do
a country dance with him
1003
01:01:19,781 --> 01:01:21,382
at the Great Grape Festival.
1004
01:01:21,917 --> 01:01:23,384
I can't even do a country dance.
1005
01:01:23,517 --> 01:01:25,854
Turn on that portable radio.
1006
01:01:40,333 --> 01:01:42,435
The Great Grape Festival.
1007
01:01:42,837 --> 01:01:44,471
Wow, look, even the mayor
of Napa's here.
1008
01:01:44,604 --> 01:01:49,042
See, Miles Jr.?
Everything's gonna be all right.
1009
01:01:49,175 --> 01:01:50,577
What the fuck
are you talking about?
1010
01:01:50,710 --> 01:01:52,679
- Nothing is all right.
- I'm talking about me for once.
1011
01:01:52,813 --> 01:01:54,380
I believe in something called
positive energy.
1012
01:01:54,514 --> 01:01:57,750
Meanwhile, you're here
with your negative, pussy-less,
1013
01:01:57,885 --> 01:01:59,118
wifeless energy,
1014
01:01:59,252 --> 01:02:01,621
I'm here sipping
delicious pinot grig,
1015
01:02:01,754 --> 01:02:05,058
plowing this smoking
hot blonde while my wife
1016
01:02:05,191 --> 01:02:07,060
- is home none the wiser.
- Your wife?
1017
01:02:07,193 --> 01:02:08,661
My wife?
1018
01:02:08,796 --> 01:02:10,763
Uh, out with the old,
in with the new, I always say.
1019
01:02:10,898 --> 01:02:13,632
Screw my wife.
Um, I'm trying to tell you
1020
01:02:13,765 --> 01:02:15,367
about how much
I love plowing her pussy.
1021
01:02:15,501 --> 01:02:17,269
- Don't you hear that?
- Turn around!
1022
01:02:17,402 --> 01:02:19,171
Turn around! Help me!
1023
01:02:19,638 --> 01:02:21,707
Oh, no.
Miles Jr., are you okay?
1024
01:02:21,841 --> 01:02:23,141
- Hi.
- Hey, honey.
1025
01:02:23,275 --> 01:02:25,444
Oh, my God.
How did you get here?
1026
01:02:25,577 --> 01:02:27,579
You surprised me again.
1027
01:02:27,713 --> 01:02:29,782
- You always surprise me.
- I know.
1028
01:02:29,916 --> 01:02:32,284
Look at Miles Jr.,
asleep on the floor as usual.
1029
01:02:32,417 --> 01:02:33,585
Such a little bitch.
1030
01:02:33,719 --> 01:02:35,654
Now, it is time
for us to introduce
1031
01:02:35,788 --> 01:02:39,525
our super-secret celebrity
guest judge.
1032
01:02:39,658 --> 01:02:41,226
You're gonna wonder
how we got this guy here,
1033
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:42,628
and I'll just say,
1034
01:02:42,761 --> 01:02:45,097
uh, we made him
an offer he couldn't refuse.
1035
01:02:45,230 --> 01:02:46,632
Here he is,
1036
01:02:46,765 --> 01:02:50,068
the king of wine himself,
Francis Ford Coppola!
1037
01:02:52,972 --> 01:02:54,072
Oh, my fucking God.
1038
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:58,110
No, baby, baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
1039
01:02:58,243 --> 01:03:00,645
As I always tell
my beautiful daughter,
1040
01:03:00,779 --> 01:03:03,514
Sophia, Napa Valley
is the closest
1041
01:03:03,648 --> 01:03:07,552
earthly embodiment
of Caesar Catalina's vision
1042
01:03:07,685 --> 01:03:09,053
for Megalopolis.
1043
01:03:11,088 --> 01:03:13,825
- It's an amazing film.
- Of course it's a great film.
1044
01:03:13,959 --> 01:03:16,460
All of his films are great.
That's the problem.
1045
01:03:16,594 --> 01:03:19,530
Francis Ford Coppola
is my wife's one hall pass.
1046
01:03:19,664 --> 01:03:20,364
Gnarly.
1047
01:03:21,132 --> 01:03:23,568
You know, Trixie said
we would never need a hall pass,
1048
01:03:23,701 --> 01:03:26,671
because she would just
put me on it. But she died.
1049
01:03:26,805 --> 01:03:28,205
I make wine.
1050
01:03:28,339 --> 01:03:29,407
Imagine competing for my wife
1051
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:30,776
with Francis Ford Coppola.
1052
01:03:30,909 --> 01:03:33,277
I know, like I always say,
women are crazy.
1053
01:03:33,411 --> 01:03:36,280
Hey, yuck, not all of us are.
1054
01:03:36,782 --> 01:03:39,250
Who's ready
for the smooches?
1055
01:03:41,987 --> 01:03:44,088
And one more thing, Tetro.
1056
01:03:52,395 --> 01:03:54,197
- She's gonna fuck him.
- Mm-mm.
1057
01:03:54,364 --> 01:03:56,333
Maybe not.
1058
01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:01,271
- Two and three.
- Two and three.
1059
01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:04,140
- I'm a dancer.
- You're a natural.
1060
01:04:04,274 --> 01:04:05,609
Now, spin.
1061
01:04:13,818 --> 01:04:15,452
I'm making you spin.
1062
01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:27,397
Oh, sorry.
1063
01:04:28,065 --> 01:04:30,700
You know... it's funny.
1064
01:04:31,902 --> 01:04:34,971
When you're a kid,
you just go to sleep.
1065
01:04:35,571 --> 01:04:37,206
A little regular style.
1066
01:04:39,075 --> 01:04:41,143
By closing your eyes and...
1067
01:04:41,911 --> 01:04:45,481
I don't know what you call that.
You just sort of...
1068
01:04:47,851 --> 01:04:51,253
Do they have a name for that?
A name for...
1069
01:04:57,226 --> 01:04:58,460
What am I going to do
1070
01:04:58,594 --> 01:04:59,996
about Francis Coppola
fucking my wife?
1071
01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:01,497
Are you crying?
1072
01:05:01,630 --> 01:05:04,400
Look, now, who's crying, right?
Now, who's crying?
1073
01:05:04,533 --> 01:05:07,469
I can't lose Monica, man.
I know I'm a bad person.
1074
01:05:07,603 --> 01:05:10,073
I know I cheated on her
and I do bad things,
1075
01:05:10,205 --> 01:05:11,640
but you know about flowers?
1076
01:05:11,775 --> 01:05:14,376
And you know about what music
to pick out?
1077
01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:16,712
Come on, give me
a writer's secret.
1078
01:05:17,013 --> 01:05:19,848
A Fabelman miracle?
1079
01:05:20,415 --> 01:05:21,416
Come on, Miles Jr., think.
1080
01:05:21,549 --> 01:05:22,885
Help him think. His eye's wet.
1081
01:05:23,018 --> 01:05:24,686
Okay, hold on. Just hold on.
Let me think.
1082
01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:26,554
- Help me.
- Okay, I've got it.
1083
01:05:26,688 --> 01:05:28,523
I've got it. Just let go.
1084
01:05:29,657 --> 01:05:30,658
Okay.
1085
01:05:31,894 --> 01:05:36,230
Why don't you just go dress up
as Francis Ford Coppola
1086
01:05:36,364 --> 01:05:40,535
and then go fuck her
as Francis Ford Coppola?
1087
01:05:43,604 --> 01:05:48,110
As Francis...
This is why people love writers.
1088
01:05:48,543 --> 01:05:51,479
Miles Jr....
...you're a genius.
1089
01:05:52,147 --> 01:05:53,882
Hey, megalopolis heads.
1090
01:06:00,722 --> 01:06:02,958
I don't think I feel well,
Master.
1091
01:06:07,028 --> 01:06:08,428
We're almost there.
1092
01:06:09,629 --> 01:06:11,264
You're saving me.
1093
01:06:20,474 --> 01:06:24,078
Oh, bother.
A snake bit my hand now.
1094
01:06:24,411 --> 01:06:26,981
- What?
- My hand, a snake bit it.
1095
01:06:27,514 --> 01:06:29,349
Mitch, can you hear me?
1096
01:06:30,684 --> 01:06:33,253
- Look away now.
- Okay.
1097
01:06:34,822 --> 01:06:35,923
Ow.
1098
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:42,797
You don't have
to do that.
1099
01:06:43,530 --> 01:06:46,033
Thank you for taking
the poison out of me, Puck.
1100
01:06:47,434 --> 01:06:48,836
That's what Napa Boys do.
1101
01:06:53,439 --> 01:06:56,777
Francis, is that you? I'm ready.
1102
01:06:56,910 --> 01:07:00,679
Yes, Monica, it's me,
Francis Ford Coppola.
1103
01:07:01,313 --> 01:07:03,049
I made One from the Heart.
1104
01:07:03,183 --> 01:07:05,651
I want you to go Apocalypse Now
on this pussy.
1105
01:07:05,786 --> 01:07:07,053
Look here, man.
1106
01:07:07,187 --> 01:07:08,654
I was just looking
through this law book.
1107
01:07:08,789 --> 01:07:10,322
It says that what Jack Jr.
is about to do
1108
01:07:10,456 --> 01:07:12,558
is still considered naughty,
man, even if it's your wife.
1109
01:07:12,691 --> 01:07:14,094
We got to stop him, man.
Come on.
1110
01:07:14,227 --> 01:07:15,561
Robert Evans and I
1111
01:07:15,694 --> 01:07:17,931
had a lot of disagreements.
1112
01:07:18,064 --> 01:07:21,367
I also make wine,
and I'm not Jack Jr.
1113
01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:22,769
We got to stop him
1114
01:07:22,903 --> 01:07:24,336
before he does the naughty
with his wife.
1115
01:07:24,470 --> 01:07:26,840
I'm going to put
my penis twixt...
1116
01:07:27,439 --> 01:07:32,913
Oh, yes. Hello.
It's me, Francis Ford Coppola.
1117
01:07:33,046 --> 01:07:34,413
Now, Miles Jr.
is going to fuck my wife.
1118
01:07:34,547 --> 01:07:35,481
He's not fucking her.
1119
01:07:35,614 --> 01:07:37,249
Yeah, but she's so wet for him.
1120
01:07:37,382 --> 01:07:39,218
You and Steven
and Brian and George.
1121
01:07:39,384 --> 01:07:41,719
Oh, shit. It's the real Coppola.
1122
01:07:44,056 --> 01:07:45,690
I wanna fuck someone
who's not my husband.
1123
01:07:46,292 --> 01:07:48,593
Put it in me, Francis. Oh, yeah.
1124
01:07:48,726 --> 01:07:50,528
- Give it to me, Francis.
- Uh...
1125
01:07:52,231 --> 01:07:54,066
I made The Godfather.
1126
01:07:56,068 --> 01:07:57,937
This is a very
exciting tennis match here.
1127
01:08:09,181 --> 01:08:10,415
Otter!
1128
01:08:11,183 --> 01:08:13,518
Otter, my son!
1129
01:08:13,651 --> 01:08:15,287
I'm never going to miss
another big game again.
1130
01:08:15,420 --> 01:08:16,754
But not just the big ones.
1131
01:08:16,889 --> 01:08:18,290
I'm not going to miss
a regular game either.
1132
01:08:18,423 --> 01:08:22,727
Kevin! Kevin!
This is so unlike you.
1133
01:08:22,862 --> 01:08:25,629
Oh, my God.
You're going to make me blush.
1134
01:08:25,897 --> 01:08:29,366
Blush. Go ahead and blush away.
You were right about everything.
1135
01:08:29,499 --> 01:08:31,870
I'm going to do everything
completely differently now.
1136
01:08:32,003 --> 01:08:35,073
Hello? Um, can I please speak
to my husband?
1137
01:08:35,206 --> 01:08:37,541
His name's Kevin.
Have you seen him around?
1138
01:08:37,674 --> 01:08:40,477
I turned down the call
of the amulet for you, Annie.
1139
01:08:40,879 --> 01:08:42,881
- For us.
- Kevin.
1140
01:08:43,348 --> 01:08:46,184
I've been praying to Jesus
that you'd come home soon.
1141
01:08:46,317 --> 01:08:49,419
I'm done with the Napa Boys.
It's time for me to be a man.
1142
01:08:49,954 --> 01:08:51,588
You know, I was sitting there
in that cave with everybody,
1143
01:08:51,722 --> 01:08:53,124
and I realized something.
1144
01:08:53,258 --> 01:08:56,794
They're grasping onto something
that doesn't exist.
1145
01:08:57,861 --> 01:08:59,428
Your best friends are great,
but I...
1146
01:08:59,796 --> 01:09:02,966
I have new best friends now.
1147
01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:05,635
It's my family.
1148
01:09:06,370 --> 01:09:08,571
I'm choosing my family!
1149
01:09:09,172 --> 01:09:11,673
I'm choosing my family.
1150
01:09:13,943 --> 01:09:20,883
Ooh! Whoa! Oh.
It is so exciting.
1151
01:09:21,050 --> 01:09:24,320
All right, folks, it's time
to announce the big winner.
1152
01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:27,056
Okay, if no one else shows up,
1153
01:09:27,189 --> 01:09:29,658
then we at the Napa Council
will have no choice
1154
01:09:29,792 --> 01:09:33,329
but to award Vintage of the Year
to the Squirm.
1155
01:09:38,401 --> 01:09:41,070
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
1156
01:09:41,203 --> 01:09:46,741
Mm-hmm. Ooh.
Now, uh, read my name
1157
01:09:46,876 --> 01:09:48,677
or my father
will have your head.
1158
01:09:48,811 --> 01:09:51,948
All right, well, here we go.
1159
01:09:52,081 --> 01:09:53,182
The winner is...
1160
01:09:53,316 --> 01:09:55,850
- Squirm...
- Hold the proceeding!
1161
01:10:02,523 --> 01:10:03,925
Wait!
1162
01:10:04,125 --> 01:10:07,095
Let's just say Mitch's Winery
is disqualified, yes?
1163
01:10:07,228 --> 01:10:10,065
Yes, most likely,
but not until...
1164
01:10:13,868 --> 01:10:15,536
It's a special Merlot.
1165
01:10:16,004 --> 01:10:20,141
No, I think you must be
mistaken, little boy.
1166
01:10:20,275 --> 01:10:21,642
Yes.
1167
01:10:21,776 --> 01:10:24,946
Everyone knows there's
no such thing as a good Merlot.
1168
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:28,116
I do think that,
but we do need to at least...
1169
01:10:28,249 --> 01:10:30,517
No, come on.
Say the Squirm wins.
1170
01:10:30,651 --> 01:10:32,187
- Squirm wins.
- Patience, patience, young man.
1171
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:34,621
Just give me a second here.
I have to go through the thing.
1172
01:10:34,755 --> 01:10:35,890
Once I have this taste,
1173
01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:37,792
then we know
I've given everybody...
1174
01:10:38,460 --> 01:10:40,462
And this one, of course,
is not...
1175
01:10:40,594 --> 01:10:42,162
Well, actually,
hold on a second.
1176
01:10:42,296 --> 01:10:45,399
It is not as... Mm. Mm-hmm.
1177
01:10:45,933 --> 01:10:49,136
Wow. I mean, well...
1178
01:10:50,337 --> 01:10:51,839
All right.
1179
01:10:52,072 --> 01:10:56,410
My duty as a judge requires me
to give an honest assessment.
1180
01:10:56,910 --> 01:10:59,645
And that assessment
is that this is...
1181
01:11:00,613 --> 01:11:01,915
It's good.
1182
01:11:07,187 --> 01:11:08,088
Dare I say?
1183
01:11:12,292 --> 01:11:14,694
It's the winner!
It's the winner! Come on!
1184
01:11:14,828 --> 01:11:16,662
Yes! Yes!
1185
01:11:16,797 --> 01:11:18,966
Let's get
those cheers going!
1186
01:11:27,474 --> 01:11:29,776
Wine 'n' cheese!
1187
01:11:39,618 --> 01:11:41,287
I have to stop you all.
1188
01:11:42,855 --> 01:11:45,491
Puck must come up,
1189
01:11:45,624 --> 01:11:48,660
for she is the true
berry finder,
1190
01:11:49,395 --> 01:11:51,497
the new leader of the Napa Boys.
1191
01:11:51,630 --> 01:11:54,434
Puck!
Puck, come up here!
1192
01:11:58,404 --> 01:12:02,475
What? A girl main character?
1193
01:12:02,607 --> 01:12:06,245
A girl main character, indeed.
1194
01:12:06,379 --> 01:12:07,380
No!
1195
01:12:08,481 --> 01:12:14,420
For those of you keeping score
at home, Squirm one,
1196
01:12:14,554 --> 01:12:19,925
Napa Boys one. It's a tie!
1197
01:12:20,058 --> 01:12:22,961
It's a tie!
1198
01:12:23,095 --> 01:12:26,565
See, Miles Jr., I told you
everything's gonna be all right.
1199
01:12:30,435 --> 01:12:32,736
As mayor of Napa City,
1200
01:12:32,871 --> 01:12:35,207
in the county
of Napa Valley,
1201
01:12:35,340 --> 01:12:36,607
I hereby present
1202
01:12:36,740 --> 01:12:40,445
to you most regally
the key to the city.
1203
01:12:41,346 --> 01:12:45,117
And this, a certificate
that shows you are now
1204
01:12:45,250 --> 01:12:48,787
officially a real reporter,
Puck.
1205
01:12:49,187 --> 01:12:50,956
Not that you really need it,
1206
01:12:51,089 --> 01:12:53,992
for you've had it
inside you all along.
1207
01:12:54,926 --> 01:12:57,262
Now, what do you have
to say for yourself?
1208
01:13:32,530 --> 01:13:36,367
If we shadows have offended,
think but this...
1209
01:13:37,568 --> 01:13:38,502
and party!
1210
01:13:42,506 --> 01:13:46,110
Yay! Go, Puck! She's great.
1211
01:13:48,645 --> 01:13:50,647
That's... That's my intern.
1212
01:13:58,588 --> 01:14:01,658
Hey, Mitch.
Can I talk to you for a second?
1213
01:14:02,325 --> 01:14:04,928
- Hello, Greg.
- How you doing?
1214
01:14:07,096 --> 01:14:09,532
I, um, hope you understand.
1215
01:14:10,667 --> 01:14:13,636
We thought you were gone.
We had a funeral.
1216
01:14:13,770 --> 01:14:17,207
We sat and we toasted you
and the loss of our farm.
1217
01:14:18,174 --> 01:14:21,211
Poor sweet John
just had to move on, you know?
1218
01:14:22,412 --> 01:14:25,081
And besides, I think we'd been
feeling something.
1219
01:14:25,982 --> 01:14:27,250
Building that winery with you
1220
01:14:27,383 --> 01:14:29,552
was one of the greatest joys
of my life.
1221
01:14:30,019 --> 01:14:31,554
Sorry that love
works the way it does,
1222
01:14:31,688 --> 01:14:33,389
but I wish it didn't.
1223
01:14:35,691 --> 01:14:36,992
To the grape.
1224
01:14:41,563 --> 01:14:42,831
Hi, Mitch.
1225
01:14:42,965 --> 01:14:44,433
Some of us Napa Boys
are going out there
1226
01:14:44,566 --> 01:14:46,435
to Lookout Point to go
watch some fireworks.
1227
01:14:46,568 --> 01:14:47,903
You trying to roll?
1228
01:14:48,670 --> 01:14:49,771
The fireworks?
1229
01:14:49,905 --> 01:14:52,241
Yeah.
1230
01:15:05,287 --> 01:15:06,188
You know?
1231
01:15:13,462 --> 01:15:16,064
You know, I got to admit,
real or not,
1232
01:15:16,198 --> 01:15:17,599
The Sommelier exists
1233
01:15:17,733 --> 01:15:19,601
in all of our hearts
and brought us all together.
1234
01:15:19,734 --> 01:15:22,270
Yeah. Well said,
Stifler's brother.
1235
01:15:22,403 --> 01:15:24,472
And don't forget, I won
the Great Grape Festival,
1236
01:15:24,605 --> 01:15:27,041
so, my winery will reopen.
1237
01:15:27,174 --> 01:15:29,477
Yo, the OG Napa Boys!
1238
01:15:29,610 --> 01:15:31,612
Hey! Legends.
1239
01:15:31,746 --> 01:15:33,014
Hey,
it's the New Class.
1240
01:15:33,147 --> 01:15:34,415
Congrats on winning
the Great Grape, y'all.
1241
01:15:34,548 --> 01:15:37,518
- Yeah, seriously.
- Thanks, Gracer.
1242
01:15:37,852 --> 01:15:39,420
Hey, Skylar,
maybe your Gutter Hooch
1243
01:15:39,553 --> 01:15:40,621
could win next year.
1244
01:15:40,756 --> 01:15:43,291
Oh, I wish. It'd be so cool.
1245
01:15:43,691 --> 01:15:46,294
There's five of us,
and there's five of them.
1246
01:15:46,427 --> 01:15:48,729
So, the New Class,
we're the New Class.
1247
01:15:48,863 --> 01:15:50,097
We're the class.
1248
01:15:50,231 --> 01:15:52,500
Miles Jr., I think
you better sit down.
1249
01:15:53,134 --> 01:15:55,102
Oh, Miles Jr.
1250
01:15:55,703 --> 01:15:58,039
You didn't take
your anti-anxiety medication.
1251
01:15:58,172 --> 01:16:01,375
This is Trixie's
extended release LSD.
1252
01:16:02,310 --> 01:16:04,645
- I'm sorry about him.
- Oh, it's okay.
1253
01:16:04,780 --> 01:16:07,180
- Don't even worry.
- You're the OG Napa Boys.
1254
01:16:07,314 --> 01:16:09,582
Yeah, OG Napa Boys.
We love you guys.
1255
01:16:09,716 --> 01:16:13,019
Hey, you New Class kids
are all right by me.
1256
01:16:13,153 --> 01:16:14,521
You New Class kids
are protectors
1257
01:16:14,654 --> 01:16:16,389
because you think I'm old.
1258
01:16:16,723 --> 01:16:18,224
No.
1259
01:16:18,358 --> 01:16:20,327
Yeah, you're, like, medium.
Yeah, young.
1260
01:16:20,460 --> 01:16:22,128
- Yeah.
- Because my wife
1261
01:16:22,262 --> 01:16:24,264
and my daughter, they died.
1262
01:16:24,397 --> 01:16:26,633
- Oh.
- Yeah, yeah.
1263
01:16:27,033 --> 01:16:28,601
We're really sorry, Miles Jr.
1264
01:16:28,735 --> 01:16:32,305
But I could try
to have a new kiss.
1265
01:16:32,439 --> 01:16:34,607
Maybe not over here,
but somewhere.
1266
01:16:34,741 --> 01:16:36,675
- But, yeah, in general.
- Yeah, in general, for sure.
1267
01:16:36,810 --> 01:16:38,344
Like, totally kiss.
1268
01:16:38,477 --> 01:16:42,314
Hey, New Class kids, pass a cup
of that Gutter Hooch to me.
1269
01:16:44,083 --> 01:16:48,520
This hooch,
it's neither Pinot nor Merlot.
1270
01:16:48,654 --> 01:16:51,056
It's just, um, just fluid.
1271
01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:52,758
Could I have a cup
of that Gutter... Hooch?
1272
01:16:52,890 --> 01:16:54,292
- Yeah.
- Please.
1273
01:16:54,425 --> 01:16:56,961
Could you? Jack Jr.
1274
01:16:59,030 --> 01:17:00,198
Having a little dance.
1275
01:17:00,331 --> 01:17:01,966
What do you think, Jack Jr.?
1276
01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:05,503
Oh, damn! Damn!
1277
01:17:05,636 --> 01:17:08,339
Hey, yo, yo, no cap, I'd love
to watch the adventures
1278
01:17:08,473 --> 01:17:10,776
- of the New Class.
- We'll sign it up.
1279
01:17:10,908 --> 01:17:12,243
- The New Class.
- Thanks.
1280
01:17:12,377 --> 01:17:13,779
- Younger.
- Have more money.
1281
01:17:15,713 --> 01:17:17,648
Adventures that are similar
to the ones you went on,
1282
01:17:17,783 --> 01:17:20,118
- but new and updated.
- Oh, yeah.
1283
01:17:20,251 --> 01:17:21,820
I have an announcement.
1284
01:17:21,953 --> 01:17:23,588
- Okay.
- Puck,
1285
01:17:24,188 --> 01:17:25,556
I love you.
1286
01:17:25,791 --> 01:17:29,762
And since the moment I met you,
I knew you'd be my wife.
1287
01:17:30,328 --> 01:17:33,664
And in front of the New Class,
will you marry me?
1288
01:17:33,799 --> 01:17:36,300
All right, all right, all right,
all right, all right, all right.
1289
01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:38,035
He's on the pills.
1290
01:17:38,169 --> 01:17:39,970
She's never going
to fuck you, dude.
1291
01:17:40,103 --> 01:17:41,671
Just get over it.
1292
01:17:42,072 --> 01:17:44,074
You're fucking
embarrassing yourself.
1293
01:17:44,207 --> 01:17:46,476
Might want to let it harvest
the winter.
1294
01:17:46,610 --> 01:17:48,278
Exactly what I said,
Stifler's brother.
1295
01:17:48,412 --> 01:17:49,847
You never said that, Skylar.
1296
01:17:49,980 --> 01:17:52,750
- We're part of movie history.
- Thank you.
1297
01:17:52,884 --> 01:17:54,651
They can't take
this away from us.
1298
01:17:55,285 --> 01:17:57,320
We're in it. We're in it.
1299
01:17:58,355 --> 01:18:00,257
Lawrence of Arabia?
1300
01:18:02,325 --> 01:18:05,662
Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah.
1301
01:18:05,797 --> 01:18:08,532
Yeah, yeah.
We're Lawrence of Arabia.
1302
01:18:09,032 --> 01:18:12,837
Yeah. Movie history.
1303
01:18:13,236 --> 01:18:15,672
- Miles Jr.
- Just like in the comics.
1304
01:18:15,807 --> 01:18:17,842
Hey, why was there cake
in the treasure box?
1305
01:18:17,974 --> 01:18:19,743
What the fuck was that?
1306
01:18:20,177 --> 01:18:22,780
I mean, what the fuck was that?
1307
01:18:22,914 --> 01:18:25,548
Wasn't it a Sommelier?
Hey, Miles Jr., check this out.
1308
01:18:25,681 --> 01:18:27,383
Look, look, look.
Look, look, look.
1309
01:18:27,818 --> 01:18:29,920
- It's Kevin.
- I'm choosing my family!
1310
01:18:30,352 --> 01:18:32,455
It's Kevin.
Someone uploaded this.
1311
01:18:33,155 --> 01:18:34,323
He's viral, man.
1312
01:18:34,457 --> 01:18:35,724
Kevin's settled down
with his family.
1313
01:18:35,859 --> 01:18:37,626
- He's really happy.
- He's viral.
1314
01:18:38,194 --> 01:18:40,329
It's something
you're never gonna be.
1315
01:18:41,798 --> 01:18:42,665
Okay?
1316
01:18:43,265 --> 01:18:45,234
I... Fuck Puck, man.
1317
01:18:45,367 --> 01:18:46,669
You know,
it's pretty awesome
1318
01:18:46,803 --> 01:18:48,939
to learn that the legends
about this place
1319
01:18:49,071 --> 01:18:50,673
are truer than true.
1320
01:19:02,351 --> 01:19:03,686
You're a New Class kid.
1321
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:07,356
Why are you all alone?
We're having fun over there.
1322
01:19:08,157 --> 01:19:10,292
Hey, what's wrong?
1323
01:19:10,426 --> 01:19:12,360
Okay, I'm a fucking nobody.
Who cares?
1324
01:19:12,494 --> 01:19:15,029
Hey, I don't like to hear that.
You're not a nobody.
1325
01:19:16,297 --> 01:19:17,532
I think you're pretty cool.
1326
01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:20,502
And I'm Jack Jr.,
so, I would know who's cool.
1327
01:19:21,336 --> 01:19:24,205
I guess it might be nice to talk
to somebody for once.
1328
01:19:24,974 --> 01:19:27,642
I'll help you out.
I went to Napa High, actually.
1329
01:19:28,510 --> 01:19:29,477
Yeah.
1330
01:19:29,812 --> 01:19:32,180
I guess I've been wanting
to tell somebody about,
1331
01:19:32,313 --> 01:19:34,649
um, my dream.
1332
01:19:34,783 --> 01:19:36,919
Yes, dreams.
1333
01:19:37,418 --> 01:19:40,722
God, this is what
we need more of, man.
1334
01:19:40,856 --> 01:19:43,024
Like, yes, dreams, dreams.
1335
01:19:43,157 --> 01:19:47,095
Let's talk about your dreams.
I'd love to hear that. Man.
1336
01:19:47,595 --> 01:19:51,099
My dream is...
to make my name known.
1337
01:19:51,232 --> 01:19:53,101
Yes, your name.
1338
01:19:53,234 --> 01:19:55,370
- What is your name?
- Prancer.
1339
01:19:55,503 --> 01:19:58,873
That's a weird and cool name.
I think that name is awesome.
1340
01:19:59,339 --> 01:20:00,741
And yes,
I want it known everywhere.
1341
01:20:00,875 --> 01:20:04,344
I want everyone in Napa
to know the name "Prancer."
1342
01:20:04,478 --> 01:20:07,347
And I want to rectify
all the wrong that's been done
1343
01:20:07,481 --> 01:20:10,217
against me with bullets
as hot as the fucking sun, man.
1344
01:20:10,350 --> 01:20:12,052
What?
1345
01:20:12,519 --> 01:20:15,023
I want to light this bitch up.
I want to kill.
1346
01:20:15,155 --> 01:20:16,423
Hey, hey, hey.
1347
01:20:16,758 --> 01:20:19,593
Hey, don't say stuff like that.
That's not fucking cool.
1348
01:20:19,827 --> 01:20:22,262
The last cool thing
you could ever do
1349
01:20:22,596 --> 01:20:26,366
is shoot up the fucking school,
you incel piece of shit.
1350
01:20:26,700 --> 01:20:28,468
- It's...
- What are you talking about?
1351
01:20:28,602 --> 01:20:30,537
All I'm saying is, "Fuck off,
go away, go away, go away."
1352
01:20:30,671 --> 01:20:32,673
Yo, stop. All right?
I'm gonna go over there.
1353
01:20:32,807 --> 01:20:34,708
Do you know
those kids over there?
1354
01:20:35,475 --> 01:20:36,978
Who really knows anybody, man?
1355
01:20:37,110 --> 01:20:39,513
All right, just get the shit
out of your fucking head.
1356
01:20:39,646 --> 01:20:41,181
- Who really knows anybody, man?
- All right.
1357
01:20:41,315 --> 01:20:44,350
Very funny. Stop that shit.
1358
01:20:51,157 --> 01:20:52,926
Hey!
1359
01:20:53,060 --> 01:20:55,194
What's wrong, little friend?
1360
01:20:55,728 --> 01:20:58,731
- Mind if I have a little sit?
- Whatever.
1361
01:20:58,865 --> 01:21:01,768
Well, listen, don't be so sad.
What's your little name?
1362
01:21:02,002 --> 01:21:04,805
- Prancer.
- Prancer?
1363
01:21:04,938 --> 01:21:06,172
Yeah.
1364
01:21:06,305 --> 01:21:08,374
- Prancer?
- Yeah.
1365
01:21:08,507 --> 01:21:11,544
Prancer,
the Sitting Bridge Troll.
1366
01:21:11,878 --> 01:21:14,680
Yeah.
1367
01:21:14,815 --> 01:21:17,283
God, you really changed
my mind about things.
1368
01:21:17,416 --> 01:21:19,418
- Miles Jr.?
- Oh, my...
1369
01:21:19,552 --> 01:21:21,822
I think you're going
to want to follow me.
1370
01:21:25,224 --> 01:21:28,095
- Come on.
- Um, just promise me, okay?
1371
01:21:28,227 --> 01:21:29,328
I will.
1372
01:21:29,462 --> 01:21:30,729
Follow your dream
no matter what.
1373
01:21:32,631 --> 01:21:34,900
Guys, something's
happening to the amulet.
1374
01:21:35,034 --> 01:21:39,537
Is it a portal?
1375
01:21:41,439 --> 01:21:43,708
- Where are we?
- Portal?
1376
01:21:45,878 --> 01:21:49,314
- Are we in space?
- Come on now, buddy.
1377
01:21:49,547 --> 01:21:50,682
I may have brain damage,
1378
01:21:50,816 --> 01:21:52,084
but even I know
if we were in space,
1379
01:21:52,217 --> 01:21:53,218
we couldn't breathe.
1380
01:21:53,351 --> 01:21:55,186
Look, this way.
1381
01:22:05,064 --> 01:22:06,999
The Sommelier.
1382
01:22:07,133 --> 01:22:08,733
Napa Boy rule number eleven.
1383
01:22:08,868 --> 01:22:11,269
"Always believe
in The Sommelier."
1384
01:22:11,536 --> 01:22:13,371
I believe you have
something of mine.
1385
01:22:13,505 --> 01:22:14,840
Oh!
1386
01:22:18,009 --> 01:22:20,444
Here. Here, Mr. Sommelier.
1387
01:22:21,946 --> 01:22:25,482
Glad you received
my amulet's call, Miss Puck.
1388
01:22:25,950 --> 01:22:28,352
- My intern?
- See, Miles Jr.?
1389
01:22:28,485 --> 01:22:30,621
The Sommelier
had a plan all along.
1390
01:22:30,755 --> 01:22:32,556
This all happened
so Puck could discover
1391
01:22:32,690 --> 01:22:35,259
the only good Merlot
to ever exist.
1392
01:22:36,027 --> 01:22:37,294
Nice job, Puck.
1393
01:22:38,897 --> 01:22:40,364
- Yeah.
- Way to go, Puck.
1394
01:22:40,497 --> 01:22:41,800
Why, Sommelier?
1395
01:22:41,933 --> 01:22:44,568
Why have you asked us
to come all this way?
1396
01:22:44,702 --> 01:22:47,138
Jack Jr., care to explain?
1397
01:22:47,504 --> 01:22:49,941
- Yeah.
- J... Jack Jr.?
1398
01:22:50,108 --> 01:22:55,312
Oh, my God. What the fuck?
1399
01:22:55,446 --> 01:22:57,015
I just wanted
the Napa Boys to go
1400
01:22:57,148 --> 01:22:58,382
on one last adventure.
1401
01:22:58,515 --> 01:23:00,718
That's right. Jack Jr. hired me.
1402
01:23:01,585 --> 01:23:03,553
I've been working
on his last will and testament
1403
01:23:03,686 --> 01:23:06,322
- this entire time.
- Thanks, man.
1404
01:23:06,456 --> 01:23:10,460
Yes, that's why Jack Jr.
hired Stifler's brother.
1405
01:23:10,794 --> 01:23:12,495
We love you, buddy.
We love you the most.
1406
01:23:12,628 --> 01:23:14,198
I know you love me the most.
1407
01:23:14,363 --> 01:23:17,868
All of these things are things
that I knew and planned for.
1408
01:23:18,202 --> 01:23:20,470
Jack Jr. versus the Big C.
1409
01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:23,173
I bet that's gonna make
a great comic book.
1410
01:23:23,306 --> 01:23:25,374
I... I...
1411
01:23:25,675 --> 01:23:28,444
I don't know.
It's just so funny
1412
01:23:28,578 --> 01:23:30,748
that you mentioned
cancer tonight.
1413
01:23:31,547 --> 01:23:33,751
"Funny"? Please explain.
1414
01:23:33,884 --> 01:23:37,154
Okay, I was talking
to this New Class kid,
1415
01:23:37,286 --> 01:23:40,758
and she had cancer
of the dream.
1416
01:23:41,024 --> 01:23:42,425
Because she kept saying,
1417
01:23:42,558 --> 01:23:44,460
"I... I'm not going to live
my ultimate dream,"
1418
01:23:44,594 --> 01:23:45,829
and I said,
"Always follow your dream
1419
01:23:45,963 --> 01:23:47,296
no matter what."
1420
01:23:48,098 --> 01:23:49,431
Was her name Prancer?
1421
01:23:49,564 --> 01:23:52,667
"Prancer?"
"Uh, hi, Santa, um..."
1422
01:23:53,368 --> 01:23:55,604
"Santa, get the..."
1423
01:23:56,839 --> 01:23:58,573
I... I think
her name was Prancer.
1424
01:24:04,513 --> 01:24:06,749
Miles Jr., you really fucked up
this time.
1425
01:24:06,883 --> 01:24:08,851
- No, right.
- I am going right.
1426
01:24:08,985 --> 01:24:10,418
Why did you tell
the shooter
1427
01:24:10,552 --> 01:24:11,921
to follow their dream?
1428
01:24:12,054 --> 01:24:13,321
Because
I didn't know it was a shooter!
1429
01:24:13,455 --> 01:24:14,856
Hey!
1430
01:24:14,990 --> 01:24:16,590
You're going
the wrong way, Jack Jr.
1431
01:24:16,724 --> 01:24:18,526
Will you please talk
one at a time.
1432
01:24:18,659 --> 01:24:20,796
- You missed the turn!
- What?
1433
01:24:24,698 --> 01:24:26,134
The reason
we're in this mess
1434
01:24:26,268 --> 01:24:27,936
- is you, Miles Jr.
- That is not true!
1435
01:24:28,069 --> 01:24:30,371
Look, we can all agree
it's Miles Jr.'s fault
1436
01:24:30,504 --> 01:24:32,073
that Napa High
is going to get shot up,
1437
01:24:32,207 --> 01:24:35,542
but now I need answers.
Where is Napa High?
1438
01:24:37,244 --> 01:24:38,946
Stop, stop! I can see her!
Right there! Right there!
1439
01:24:39,079 --> 01:24:42,249
Go, go, go!
Miles Jr., go, go!
1440
01:24:42,482 --> 01:24:43,884
Don't shoot!
1441
01:24:44,018 --> 01:24:46,821
Miles Jr.!
1442
01:24:46,954 --> 01:24:48,688
- Wait!
- Over here!
1443
01:24:48,823 --> 01:24:52,458
No! No! No, there it is!
There's the shooter!
1444
01:24:52,860 --> 01:24:54,360
Fuck, we're too late!
1445
01:24:54,727 --> 01:24:56,831
Don't shoot her!
She's gonna shoot 'em!
1446
01:24:56,964 --> 01:24:59,033
Don't shoot up your school!
1447
01:25:08,742 --> 01:25:10,911
Wait! That's the moose!
1448
01:25:12,179 --> 01:25:13,113
Oh.
1449
01:25:16,984 --> 01:25:18,618
That's no moose.
1450
01:25:19,119 --> 01:25:22,155
- Yes, it is. It's a moose.
- Oh, yes. It is, it is.
1451
01:25:30,330 --> 01:25:32,598
- Oh.
- Damn. Get her.
1452
01:25:33,132 --> 01:25:35,268
- Get her, moose. Get her. Yeah.
- Ooh.
1453
01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:38,938
Now that's some good
old-fashioned Napa Boy karma.
1454
01:25:39,072 --> 01:25:40,039
Eh, Puck?
1455
01:25:40,472 --> 01:25:42,507
Aye. As The Merchantof Venice taught us,
1456
01:25:42,641 --> 01:25:43,609
the truth will out.
1457
01:25:43,743 --> 01:25:45,577
Don't shoot up your school.
1458
01:25:45,945 --> 01:25:48,580
If there's anything
that ruins the vibe in America,
1459
01:25:48,714 --> 01:25:50,083
it's a school shooting.
1460
01:25:50,783 --> 01:25:53,353
That moose is slow dancing
with that troubled youth.
1461
01:25:53,485 --> 01:25:55,554
Is that a waltz?
1462
01:25:55,687 --> 01:25:57,723
I never thought I'd live
to solve the mystery
1463
01:25:57,857 --> 01:25:59,325
of whether a moose can waltz.
1464
01:26:00,293 --> 01:26:04,030
Hey, speaking of mysteries,
we never did solve the mystery
1465
01:26:04,163 --> 01:26:06,766
of who wrote F-slur
on my winery barrels.
1466
01:26:08,432 --> 01:26:11,136
I'll admit it. I did.
1467
01:26:12,237 --> 01:26:14,239
Wait, I did too.
1468
01:26:14,373 --> 01:26:16,707
- What?
- I did too.
1469
01:26:16,909 --> 01:26:19,577
- Stifler's brother?
- We all did.
1470
01:26:19,710 --> 01:26:23,248
We all wrote it
so we could bond together
1471
01:26:23,382 --> 01:26:24,883
and bond through tragedy
1472
01:26:25,017 --> 01:26:28,287
because we're the Napa Boys
of friendship.
1473
01:26:28,419 --> 01:26:32,490
I mean, I guess it worked.
It really did work.
1474
01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:36,094
I did too, but I meant it.
1475
01:26:36,395 --> 01:26:38,063
Squirm!
1476
01:26:38,196 --> 01:26:40,731
I always wanted to be
one of you Napa Boys.
1477
01:26:41,333 --> 01:26:43,068
- Really?
- Yeah, right.
1478
01:26:45,370 --> 01:26:47,139
My favorite shirt!
1479
01:26:57,915 --> 01:26:59,784
Oh, also, Kim's not my daughter.
1480
01:26:59,917 --> 01:27:01,185
- So, hey!
- Hey!
1481
01:27:01,319 --> 01:27:04,055
Yeah, isn't that good?
It's good, yeah.
1482
01:27:04,188 --> 01:27:06,424
But me and Monica
are adopting her.
1483
01:27:06,556 --> 01:27:07,758
Hey, that's really nice.
1484
01:27:07,892 --> 01:27:09,160
Yeah, that's great.
1485
01:27:09,293 --> 01:27:10,527
To adventure.
1486
01:27:10,660 --> 01:27:12,462
To the adventure
and to the Napa Boys.
1487
01:27:16,834 --> 01:27:18,169
Now he's Zorro.
1488
01:27:26,010 --> 01:27:27,845
I'm never going
to forget this adventure.
1489
01:27:27,979 --> 01:27:29,512
It's probably
my favorite adventure
1490
01:27:29,646 --> 01:27:31,782
out of all of them.
1491
01:27:50,834 --> 01:27:53,136
This is the best adventure!
1492
01:27:55,238 --> 01:27:56,806
Whoo!
1493
01:28:03,046 --> 01:28:05,547
To Trixie! To Trixie!
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