subtitlecat.com

All language subtitles for The Napa Boys 2025 1080p WEB-DL

Afrikaans

Akan

Albanian

Amharic

Arabic

Armenian

Azerbaijani

Basque

Belarusian

Bemba

Bengali

Bihari

Bosnian

Breton

Bulgarian

Cambodian

Catalan

Cebuano

Cherokee

Chichewa

Chinese (Simplified)

Chinese (Traditional)

Corsican

Croatian

Czech

Danish

Dutch

English

Esperanto

Estonian

Ewe

Faroese

Filipino

Finnish

French Download

Frisian

Galician

Georgian

German

Greek

Guarani

Gujarati

Haitian Creole

Hausa

Hawaiian

Hebrew

Hindi

Hmong

Hungarian

Icelandic

Igbo

Indonesian Download

Interlingua

Irish

Italian

Japanese

Javanese

Kannada

Kazakh

Kinyarwanda

Kirundi

Kongo

Korean

Krio (Sierra Leone)

Kurdish

Kurdish (Soranî)

Kyrgyz

Laothian

Latin

Latvian

Lingala

Lithuanian

Lozi

Luganda

Luo

Luxembourgish

Macedonian

Malagasy

Malay

Malayalam

Maltese

Maori

Marathi

Mauritian Creole

Moldavian

Mongolian

Myanmar (Burmese)

Montenegrin

Nepali

Nigerian Pidgin

Northern Sotho

Norwegian

Norwegian (Nynorsk)

Occitan

Oriya

Oromo

Pashto

Persian

Polish

Portuguese (Brazil)

Portuguese (Portugal)

Punjabi

Quechua

Romanian

Romansh

Runyakitara

Russian

Samoan

Scots Gaelic

Serbian

Serbo-Croatian

Sesotho

Setswana

Seychellois Creole

Shona

Sindhi

Sinhalese

Slovak

Slovenian

Somali

Spanish

Spanish (Latin American)

Sundanese

Swahili

Swedish

Tajik

Tamil

Tatar

Telugu

Thai

Tigrinya

Tonga

Tshiluba

Tumbuka

Turkish

Turkmen

Twi

Uighur

Ukrainian

Urdu

Uzbek

Vietnamese

Welsh

Wolof

Xhosa

Yiddish

Yoruba

Zulu

Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:45,090 [grandiose classical music playing] 2 00:01:56,460 --> 00:02:01,290 [music swells] 3 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,410 [music concludes] 4 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:30,370 [upbeat music playing] 5 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:38,850 - [car horn honking] - [tires screeching] 6 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:48,170 [indistinct chatter] 7 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:11,280 [music builds] 8 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:03,200 Ethan: Good evening, and... and thank you to all. 9 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:04,850 Working in the pest control business, 10 00:04:05,030 --> 00:04:07,250 I always smell of vermin and skunk, 11 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,940 so I have trouble with romance. 12 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,170 The Napa Boys helped me through. 13 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:13,690 [feedback screeching] 14 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:15,860 Is it... Is it true you don't drink anymore? 15 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,170 Miles Jr.: Um... Well, no, I... I... I don't drink wine, 16 00:04:18,350 --> 00:04:20,180 but, you know, Gatorade or whatever. 17 00:04:20,350 --> 00:04:22,350 Puck: Hello, Miles Jr. 18 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,180 My name is Puck 19 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:28,010 and I am the Napa Boys' biggest fan. [chuckles] 20 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:31,620 The Napa Boys taught me that it's okay to be weird. 21 00:04:32,050 --> 00:04:34,840 You inspired me to become an investigative podcaster. 22 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:36,980 And if it's okay, 23 00:04:37,190 --> 00:04:38,890 I would love to shadow you for a while 24 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:41,760 and assist you with your life and interview you 25 00:04:41,930 --> 00:04:44,500 or any of the other members of the Napa Boys, 26 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,160 particularly regarding the rumors that... 27 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,850 all of your graphic novels are in fact based 28 00:04:50,030 --> 00:04:51,420 on your real life adventures, 29 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,430 and you hide this to protect the innocent. 30 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,990 - [feedback screeching] - Uh, uh, sorry. 31 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,680 Uh, your what-cast? 32 00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:58,860 These are not, uh, real adventures? 33 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,740 I'm not some sort of, uh, Indiana Jones-like figure? 34 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:05,130 Bless your heart. Uh, thank you so much, uh, Puck. 35 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:06,830 Thanks. Next question. 36 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,920 - Say, fair maiden... - Sam: I have a question. 37 00:05:09,090 --> 00:05:10,660 Miles Jr.: Oh, God. 38 00:05:10,830 --> 00:05:12,350 Um, so I know that Napa Boys famously hate Merlot. 39 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:13,840 Yeah, that's right. Merlot sucks. Get lost, Spock. 40 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:15,490 [laughs] 41 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:17,180 Holy shit, it's the real Jack Jr. 42 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,230 I don't know this man. I don't know who this... 43 00:05:19,410 --> 00:05:21,280 - From the Napa Boys. - The stories were real. 44 00:05:21,450 --> 00:05:23,190 - [crowd gasping] - That's right, I'm real, baby. 45 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:24,940 And I have a question for Miles Jr. 46 00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:28,770 Are you ready to go on another Napa Boys adventure? 47 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:30,420 - Yes! - No more adventures for me. 48 00:05:30,590 --> 00:05:32,110 Um, although there's never been an adventure, 49 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,680 so there'd be no... no more to go on... 50 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:35,340 How about now? 51 00:05:35,510 --> 00:05:37,950 - [crowd gasping] - The famous Sommelier's Amulet. 52 00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:40,160 It does exist. 53 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:42,080 Jack Jr.: You know what this means? 54 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:44,340 The Napa Boys are back, baby! 55 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:47,440 [energetic rock music playing] 56 00:05:55,490 --> 00:05:57,100 Puck: [over recording] Well, Grapes and Gals, 57 00:05:57,270 --> 00:05:58,920 after getting rejected 58 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:01,760 from reporter school and by my hero, Miles Jr., 59 00:06:01,930 --> 00:06:04,280 The First Sip With Puck will be going 60 00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:06,540 on permanent hiatus. 61 00:06:06,890 --> 00:06:09,500 And as always, to the grape. 62 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,370 - [recorder clicks] - [music concludes] 63 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:15,850 Maybe they're right. 64 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,290 Maybe I'll never be a respected reporter 65 00:06:19,470 --> 00:06:20,510 at this rate. 66 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,910 [sighs] 67 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,920 - [sentimental music playing] - [scoffs] 68 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,880 Miles Jr.: Hey, guys. It's me again. [chuckles] 69 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:54,320 Just thought I'd show you the new update. [chuckles] 70 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,500 It's you guys. 71 00:06:57,330 --> 00:06:58,550 [inhales sharply] 72 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,510 [sobs] 73 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,290 [sobbing] I really miss you guys. 74 00:07:05,470 --> 00:07:06,860 Jack Jr.: [in high-pitched voice] "Psst!" 75 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:10,300 "It's me, Emilia." "Are you still depressed?" 76 00:07:10,470 --> 00:07:12,120 "Maybe you should go get laid 77 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:15,000 with... with your friend, Jack Jr., and Napa." 78 00:07:15,170 --> 00:07:17,830 "Yeah, it's me, Blair. I agree." 79 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,350 - Jack. - [laughs] 80 00:07:20,530 --> 00:07:23,790 I almost had you, bro. I almost had you! 81 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:25,750 But just like you told me 20 years ago 82 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,360 at this very spot, before it became the grave site 83 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:30,060 of your wife and daughter, 84 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:32,450 Napa Boys are forever, dude. 85 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:35,370 - [uplifting music playing] - [Jack Jr. laughs] 86 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:36,760 [chuckles] 87 00:07:36,930 --> 00:07:38,240 Jack Jr.: Uh, leader of the Napa Boys? 88 00:07:38,410 --> 00:07:41,670 Beep beep, bitch. We're going to Napa. 89 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:48,560 Miles Jr.: It's so great to be back 90 00:07:48,730 --> 00:07:50,170 in the old wine wagon, right? 91 00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:52,780 Uh, new and improved wine wagon, dude. 92 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:54,520 - [playful jazz music playing] - Watch this. 93 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:56,130 - [spring bouncing] - Oh, whoa. 94 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:58,000 - [machine whirring] - [drink pouring] 95 00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:03,090 [chuckles] Uh, what is this? Uh, James Bond's... wine... car? 96 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,050 No. 97 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,580 Miles Jr.: Hey, what's this? 98 00:08:07,790 --> 00:08:11,530 That, mon frère, is moi's 1999 Romani de la Conti. 99 00:08:11,710 --> 00:08:13,150 I got it on my Euro trip. 100 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,190 The Europe trip that I was not invited to. 101 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,750 Oh, come on, man, that was a Jack Jr. only adventure. 102 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:19,670 [slurps] 103 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,980 Oh, I forgot to tell you, we got to pick someone up. 104 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,590 Uh, wa... who? 105 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,250 Stifler's brother. 106 00:08:30,290 --> 00:08:31,730 Huh. Good. 107 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,210 - Miles Jr.: That's it! - Jack Jr.: Oh, whoa! 108 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,030 - [car horn blaring] - [tires screeching] 109 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,820 - Jack Jr.: [groans] Dude! - Miles Jr.: Stifler's brother! 110 00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:38,210 Jack Jr.: Dude, what the fuck? You pulled the emergency brake. 111 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:40,130 You can't just fucking do that, dude. 112 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:41,260 - Jack Jr.: What? - Perfect! 113 00:08:41,430 --> 00:08:42,740 - Jack Jr.: Yes! - Perfect! 114 00:08:42,910 --> 00:08:44,220 - Jack Jr.: Dude. - Stifler's brother! 115 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:45,570 Jack Jr.: Yeah. 116 00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:47,090 "Oh, I invited Stifler's brother." 117 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:48,920 That's right. I invited Stifler's brother. 118 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:50,180 - Aw! Oh, we gotta come over... - Tell him what he's won, Bob. 119 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,100 - Rattlesnake. - Really? 120 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,750 - There's not a... - Miles Jr.: I'm doing it! 121 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:56,450 - Jack Jr.: The Romani de Conti! - Miles Jr.: That's right! 122 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,010 Jack Jr.: No! Miles Jr., don't you dare! 123 00:08:58,190 --> 00:08:59,580 No, no, no, no, no! Give it! 124 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,850 Stop drinking it! No, no, you're spilling! 125 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:03,760 - No, no! No, you stupid... - [grunts] You can't stop me! 126 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:06,240 - [grunts, exclaims] - [grunts] 127 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:09,470 [both pant] 128 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,900 - Miles Jr. - [groans] 129 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,460 What, Jack Jr.? 130 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,820 You gotta face the music, bro. 131 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:18,730 You're old. You're still a virgin. 132 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,380 - [grunts, whimpers] - Worst of all... 133 00:09:24,090 --> 00:09:25,220 you're unviral. 134 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:29,830 Great. Perfect. Now I'm unviral. 135 00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:34,090 [sighs] Unviral, and still a virgin. 136 00:09:35,010 --> 00:09:36,580 I swear on The Sommelier himself, 137 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,800 I will get you laid, Miles Jr. 138 00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:41,580 And if there's one person who knows how to get laid, 139 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:43,590 it's the Stifmeister. 140 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,240 And his brother. 141 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:52,370 [suspenseful music playing] 142 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:59,520 - [brakes squealing] - [car engine stalls] 143 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:02,340 There he is, Stifler's brother. 144 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:07,260 Yeah, he just doesn't really seem like Stifler's brother. 145 00:10:07,430 --> 00:10:08,520 That's where he dropped his pin, bro. 146 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,180 Now go get him. 147 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:11,700 I don't know, man. It just doesn't look like... 148 00:10:11,870 --> 00:10:13,220 Why? 149 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,530 Well, no, uh... because he's got a briefcase 150 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,010 and a suit. 151 00:10:17,180 --> 00:10:18,660 - [gasps] - Hey, guys! 152 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,930 - [chuckles] - He's getting in. 153 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,230 Miles Jr. and Jack Jr., the original Napa Boys. 154 00:10:24,410 --> 00:10:25,980 [kisses] 155 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:28,670 If any of y'all need a lawyer, here's my card, okay? 156 00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:30,060 I just want to be there for y'all, 157 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,280 just like you guys have been there 158 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:32,980 for my brother, Stifler. 159 00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:35,410 - That's right. [chuckles] - [chuckles] 160 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:38,460 - Wine? - Oh, yeah. [chuckles] 161 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,690 Well, Napa, here we come! 162 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:45,080 ♪ ["Feels Like Christmas" by Cyndi Lauper playing] ♪ 163 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,350 We're back, baby. We're back! 164 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,880 - Come on, say it. We're back. - We're back. 165 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:05,620 ♪ Hey, Louie, can't you see ♪ 166 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,370 ♪ I couldn't leave you If I tried? ♪ 167 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:11,020 ♪ Hey, Louie, listen to me... ♪ 168 00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:14,980 - "Welcome to Napa." - [laughs] Yeah! 169 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:18,680 Oh, dude. The old Hitching Post. Oh, look. 170 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:25,170 Moose on the loose, huh? Look, "Moose on the loose." 171 00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:29,560 We're really in Napa. Beautiful Napa, great as ever. 172 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,910 Napa, baby! 173 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,600 - Stifler's brother: Oh, yeah! - [Jack Jr. chuckles] 174 00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:39,610 [music concludes] 175 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:42,870 - [Kevin laughs] - [laid-back music playing] 176 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,660 Boys, boys, boys. 177 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,190 - Come here, buddy. Oh! - Jack Jr.: Kevin! 178 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,540 Well, I couldn't turn down the Amulets call, man. 179 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,490 Kevin. Kevin. 180 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,800 What's a Napa Boy adventure without Kevin? 181 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,330 Puck: [muffled] And you heard it here first. 182 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,630 The Napa Boys are officially back together. 183 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,110 A stowaway! 184 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,550 It's what Woodward and Bernstein would have done 185 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:05,810 to get the story. 186 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,300 Woodward and who? 187 00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:09,170 Who the fuck is Woodward and Bernstein? 188 00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:10,950 - Who are you? - I'm Puck. 189 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,690 I'm the newest member of the Napa Boys. 190 00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:14,690 - You're not a Napa Boy. - [uplifting music playing] 191 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,780 And you're never going to be a Napa Boy. 192 00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:19,170 [somber music playing] 193 00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:22,610 I'm the only one who gets to wear sunglasses. 194 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,650 A stowaway? 195 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:27,180 [music intensifies] 196 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:38,720 [indistinct chatter] 197 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,090 Kevin: There he is! 198 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:03,390 It's the ten-time grape stomping champion 199 00:13:03,570 --> 00:13:04,880 of Napa Valley. 200 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:07,270 - And the crowd goes wild. - [laughs] 201 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,180 Mitchie the Kid. 202 00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:10,480 Hell yeah, the Napa Boys are back 203 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:12,050 for one final adventure 204 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:14,360 with a few new friends. [laughs] 205 00:13:14,530 --> 00:13:17,490 My feet are all tingling from the grapes. [laughs] 206 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,970 Just getting my new batch ready 207 00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:21,460 for the qualifying tasting event. 208 00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,720 Kevin: Napa Boys Rule Number 23, 209 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,070 "Always taste the freshest batch." 210 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,680 - Mm-hmm. - [sips] 211 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:30,900 - It's delicious. God! - [chuckles] 212 00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:32,860 Hey, Miles Jr.. 213 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:34,990 I'm so sorry I wasn't at your daughter 214 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,730 and wife's wake. 215 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,900 I, uh... I made a little special portrait for you, 216 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,690 but I dropped it in a wine barrel 217 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:41,860 and it was destroyed. 218 00:13:42,390 --> 00:13:43,570 I'm sorry I couldn't be there. 219 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,220 So... 220 00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:52,400 Well, I'm glad you guys enjoy the vintage. 221 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,790 It may be my winery's last shot. 222 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,620 Sadly, Mitch's Winery is in a lot of trouble 223 00:13:57,790 --> 00:13:59,750 before it even got its purple feet off the ground. 224 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:01,790 [sighs] 225 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:04,760 Between the economy, climate change, which is real, 226 00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:07,060 and Squirm Wineries hogging all the resources, 227 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,940 we're in trouble. 228 00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:10,980 Everything depends 229 00:14:11,290 --> 00:14:12,680 on my vintage winning this year's Great Grape Festival. 230 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,630 I hear there's a super-secret celebrity guest 231 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,200 this year at the Great Grape Festival. 232 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:18,080 - [Kevin laughing] - I wonder who it is. 233 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,730 Well, it's delicious. You're a shoo-in. 234 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,560 Well, well, well, if it isn't the original Napa Boys. 235 00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:26,560 Back in town for the Great Grape Festival, I assume. 236 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,000 Yeah, Mitch's husband. 237 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,610 Mitch: Now, if you'll excuse me, 238 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:31,390 I got to get back to stomping this batch. 239 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,140 I got to get it ready for the qualifier later today. 240 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,570 You guys want to come with? 241 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:38,230 Hey, we'll help you out at the wine qualifier, Mitch. 242 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,840 - [Kevin laughs] - [laughs] 243 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,710 To the Napa Valley Social Country Club we go. 244 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,840 [classical music playing] 245 00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:58,460 Napa Valley. 246 00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,550 Look at all this Napa puss just ripe 247 00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:04,340 for the pussy pickings. 248 00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:06,030 It's like puss-mas out here. 249 00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:08,210 Miles Jr.: More like stomach ache-mas. 250 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:10,740 Come on, Miles Jr., you gotta get your mojo back. 251 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,740 Ooh, Stifler's brother's getting in 252 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:14,170 on the puss-mas spirit. 253 00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:19,790 - [kisses, moans] - [kisses, moans] 254 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,970 Take notes, Miles Jr. 255 00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,580 Hey, what? 256 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:24,970 Whoa, I'm the Scrooge of puss-mas now? 257 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,140 - Jack Jr.: Yes. - Wait up. 258 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,410 These two. 259 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:29,710 - [glass clinking] - Welcome. 260 00:15:29,890 --> 00:15:31,810 Welcome, Napa's finest. 261 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:34,490 The preliminary judging is about to begin, 262 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:36,930 so let us raise our glasses 263 00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:38,860 and recite the Napa toast. 264 00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:40,340 All: To the grape! 265 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,380 Stifler's brother: Hey, everybody. 266 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:43,990 This is my Napa girlfriend, Trixie. 267 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,810 - Hi. - That's right, man. 268 00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:48,170 And she has, uh... she has everything we need, man. 269 00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:51,080 She has some E, LSD, extended release, 270 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,080 Viagra, ketamine, anything we need. 271 00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:55,130 - Thank you, sweetheart. - Jack Jr.: Fuck yeah. 272 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,820 Mm-hmm. 273 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,220 I'm gonna use this to crush it. I'm gonna crush it. 274 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:01,740 Wow, I'm really a big fan of Trixie. 275 00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:04,320 Jack Jr.: Fuck yeah. I'm gonna open these, too. 276 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,700 Oh, fuck! Oh... 277 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,450 All right, time for the tasting. 278 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:12,020 Remember, Napa Boys, we all need to love our wine, okay? 279 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:13,450 We are the third entry. 280 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,410 Mitch's Winery depends on it. 281 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,420 So all we have to do is just convey 282 00:16:18,590 --> 00:16:20,850 to everyone that we love Mitch's wine the best. 283 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:22,590 I'm sure it'll be really easy to publicly 284 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,460 - enjoy your wine. - Jack Jr.: We got to love it. 285 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,210 We're going to convey that to you. 286 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:27,730 We're gonna... We're gonna... 287 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,770 No matter what, your wine is the best to us. 288 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:31,340 Our first entry 289 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,520 and winner of the last five festivals, 290 00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:36,430 Squirm Wineries. 291 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,260 Thank you, honey. Thank you. Thank you. 292 00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:40,560 Thank you so much. 293 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,170 Thank you so much. Thank you. 294 00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:48,660 [sniffs] 295 00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:50,750 [sips] 296 00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:53,410 Ooh, now that's the good stuff. 297 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,710 I mean, it's not a mystery why he always wins. [chuckles] 298 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,630 He always wins. 299 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,240 All right, the Squirm's gonna be hard to beat, folks, 300 00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:02,980 but let's try the second entry, 301 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,030 number two. [chuckles] 302 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,980 [stomach growling] 303 00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:16,130 Oh, my God, why is your boner so big? 304 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,260 [gasps] 305 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,000 Erectile dysfunction and laxatives? 306 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:22,910 Did you mix up your nerd pills with her cool drugs? 307 00:17:23,090 --> 00:17:24,610 I think so. 308 00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:26,180 The pills I was doing switched on me, be right back. 309 00:17:26,350 --> 00:17:27,440 - Come on. - [energetic music playing] 310 00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:30,610 Did you try it, Seth? It's... It's damn good. 311 00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:35,880 It's happening. It's happening. I can't stop it. 312 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:37,580 I can't stop it. 313 00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:42,800 - [groans, strains] - [liquid spluttering] 314 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,280 [indistinct chatter] 315 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:48,110 [moans] Don't cum. 316 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,240 Think about baseball. 317 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:52,680 Think about baseball. [groans] 318 00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,680 - [loud fart] - Oh! 319 00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:03,350 [liquid spluttering] 320 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,610 It's hot! 321 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,830 I'm shitting and cumming. 322 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,090 I'm shitting and cumming. 323 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:12,440 I'm cumming. 324 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:14,880 [breathes heavily] 325 00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:19,360 Wilbur: Now it's time for the third entry, 326 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:20,360 Ew. 327 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:21,920 Mitch's Winery. 328 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,890 You might know Mitch as one of the Napa Boys. 329 00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:30,460 Jack Jr.: Whoo! [sighs] 330 00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:35,850 Psst. Miles Jr. 331 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,550 I just came and shit in Mitch's wine. 332 00:18:39,730 --> 00:18:41,470 Oh, did you? That's a really smart move. 333 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,340 Here it is, Miles Jr., my pride and joy. 334 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,640 Entry three, my good sir. 335 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:46,690 Oh, thank you. 336 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,170 Oh. 337 00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:51,050 Looks good, Mitch. 338 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:56,520 Drink the wine before she pours any more, all right? 339 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,660 Make a speech! Make a speech! 340 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:02,840 Uh... I... I just wanted to say, uh... Before... 341 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:03,880 Excuse me. 342 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:05,970 I'd love to try the taste. 343 00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:07,630 It's a little unorthodox, 344 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,190 but if you want to speak or say something, Miles Jr., 345 00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:11,630 - do your thing. - Miles Jr.: I just wanted 346 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,630 to be here to say that I would like the first sip 347 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:19,240 of Mitch's Winery's entry number three. 348 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:20,990 Drink it. [chuckles] 349 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,770 I will begin my sipping right away. 350 00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:26,780 By all means, Miles Jr., do your thing. 351 00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:28,820 When you're a Napa Boy... 352 00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:31,610 - Drink. - ...you drink... 353 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:32,910 your friend's.... 354 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,570 Yeah. Almost there. 355 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,360 Dude, you got some on me. 356 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,230 All right, good. 357 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,180 I think I'm... 358 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,750 - loving it. - Hold on, wait a second. 359 00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:53,370 Looking more closely, it seems like someone has shit 360 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,240 and cum into this wine. 361 00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:57,280 You did not mean for this to be filled 362 00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:59,330 with the shit and the cum. 363 00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:00,900 No, neither of them. 364 00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:02,420 All right, so you'll resubmit tomorrow 365 00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:03,500 - with a fresh glass and... - [all gasp] 366 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,770 - [sighs] Oh, my God. - [chuckles] 367 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:07,590 I don't even think anyone wants to even drink this 368 00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:09,120 because of the shit and the... and the cum. 369 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,740 They're going to give him another shot. 370 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,690 Mitch: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you ever so much. 371 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,220 [rock music playing] 372 00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:27,620 Well, well, well. If it isn't the Napa Boys. 373 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,970 Great. Here comes this weirdo. 374 00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:32,710 I see you have a Black with you now. 375 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,190 Oh, who's this? 376 00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:42,060 Some sort of female woke-toke Mary Sue. 377 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,980 Um, I cannot believe the Squirm just 378 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,510 called me a Mary Sue. 379 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,120 Well, that's what you are, aren't you? 380 00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:50,640 Especially if you hang out with this lot 381 00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:53,250 of race-mixing rats. 382 00:20:54,210 --> 00:20:57,170 This guy is a jerk with a capital J. 383 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,470 Very interesting. 384 00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:01,520 I could see all of you in an oven, 385 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,440 like the Holocaust. 386 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,880 Not Hansel and Gretel. 387 00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:07,360 Squirm, that's almost as bad 388 00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:09,010 as the other stuff you've said tonight. 389 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,660 Maybe even more bad than the shit-and-cum wine. 390 00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:11,740 Oh! 391 00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:13,360 Speaking of, Mitch... 392 00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:14,790 the bitch... 393 00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:18,500 You and your gay-ass husband might have gotten lucky 394 00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:22,720 this time, but my winery is going to win this year. 395 00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,810 How could you even afford a winery, Squirm? 396 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:26,590 Crypto, baby! 397 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,240 Yes, I big shorted Squirm coin before the dip. 398 00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:32,070 - [energetic music playing] - Squirm: Oh, valet! 399 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,730 Valet! 400 00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:36,390 Fetch me my Rolls Royce! 401 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,910 [laughs whimsically] 402 00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:47,260 Man, you really suck. Even Squirm's viral. 403 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,880 We cannot let the Squirm win the Great Grape Festival. 404 00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:51,180 It's gonna be tough, but we'll come up 405 00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:52,830 with another batch by then. 406 00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:53,970 Stifler's brother: We'll all help you out, Mitch. 407 00:21:54,490 --> 00:21:55,880 That's what being a Napa Boy is all about. 408 00:21:56,050 --> 00:21:58,230 I wonder why our wine was filled to the brim 409 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,660 with shit and cum. 410 00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:04,540 Kim: Talk to him about it. 411 00:22:04,710 --> 00:22:06,970 Loretta: [sighs] Okay, I just have to say, 412 00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:09,410 I'm a really big fan of your comic. 413 00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:11,550 Oh, oh, thank you so... 414 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,900 We Napa Boys are gonna be friends forever. 415 00:22:14,070 --> 00:22:16,680 It was just a wedding cake! 416 00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:17,820 [all laughing] 417 00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:19,210 That was spot on, Loretta. 418 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,860 You should be on my Napa Boys podcast. 419 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,610 But joking aside, 420 00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:25,260 I'm really sorry for your loss, Miles Jr. 421 00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:27,560 If you need anything, I'll be serving over there. 422 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,610 Huh. Oh... oh, thank you. 423 00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:31,780 Jack Jr.: More like serving looks at my widowed king, 424 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,400 Miles Jr. 425 00:22:33,570 --> 00:22:35,400 She's like a real fan, and she seems mature. 426 00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:37,230 I mean, she could be wife material. 427 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:38,790 You really think so? 428 00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:40,710 Yeah, Miles Jr., it's all you. 429 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,360 What about Napa Boys Rule Number 55, 430 00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:44,850 "Grapes before gals." 431 00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:47,370 No, bud, this doesn't break any rules. 432 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,630 Tonight, you are Han Solo. 433 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,890 Miles Jr., listen to Kevin. 434 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,720 I am Han Solo. 435 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,640 I'm gonna... I'm gonna fucking... 436 00:22:55,810 --> 00:22:57,770 I'm gonna fucking fuck her so hard. 437 00:22:57,940 --> 00:22:59,120 And this time, 438 00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:00,200 leave your skateboard at home, okay? 439 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,600 You're almost 40. 440 00:23:01,770 --> 00:23:04,120 [Napa Boys laughing] 441 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,990 [joyful music playing] 442 00:23:19,050 --> 00:23:21,750 Oh, rockin' pad, ladies. 443 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,310 Thanks. We try to keep it tidy. 444 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,450 She does. I'm a complete hog. 445 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:27,670 [imitates pig oink] Oink, oink, bitch. 446 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,320 - [laughs] - [laughs] 447 00:23:30,930 --> 00:23:33,500 Here, here's my friend, Mr. Normal. 448 00:23:33,670 --> 00:23:34,500 You remember him. 449 00:23:36,070 --> 00:23:40,160 Horses they're so... are everywhere, so careful. 450 00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:42,340 - That's why she picked a horse. - [both laugh] 451 00:23:42,510 --> 00:23:44,950 Oh, because, uh... because your big dick. 452 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,510 That's right, my big black mamba. 453 00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:48,340 [chuckles] Did someone call my name? 454 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,550 - [chuckles] - [laugh] 455 00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:52,120 What? We're having fun. 456 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,780 See the fun we're having? 457 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,040 Horses and headphones. 458 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,700 And I was thinking about 459 00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,220 how if a horse had headphones and how 460 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,490 I have headphones when I go running. 461 00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:05,320 And it's like I listen to the Transparent theme song 462 00:24:05,790 --> 00:24:06,880 like on repeat. 463 00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:08,530 It's like a very soothing thing. 464 00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:10,930 And yeah, again, 465 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:13,670 if you're tired, drink some water. 466 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,890 I'm going to go talk to my boy Miles Jr. here 467 00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:18,890 for a second. Just hang out. 468 00:24:19,070 --> 00:24:20,030 - Okay. - Okay. 469 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,030 You're scaring away the pussy. 470 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,550 - You're scaring away the... - They're loving us. 471 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:24,810 - They're loving us. - No, they're not. 472 00:24:24,990 --> 00:24:27,170 Miles Jr., I'm gonna get you laid. 473 00:24:27,510 --> 00:24:28,730 I love her. 474 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,680 Girls don't like anyone who loves them. 475 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:31,950 Don't you know that? 476 00:24:32,510 --> 00:24:34,030 You're right. You're right. 477 00:24:34,210 --> 00:24:35,730 Now, you know what you do love? 478 00:24:35,910 --> 00:24:38,130 Huh? Wine. Huh? 479 00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:41,430 Now we're gonna go back there. We're gonna have some wine. 480 00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:43,350 ♪ ["Caroline" by Randy Newman playing] ♪ 481 00:24:43,530 --> 00:24:47,800 Get Miles Jr. some pussy. [claps] Hey! 482 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:51,050 - Who's ready for some vino? - Oh, my God. 483 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:53,580 ♪ ...Mine ♪ 484 00:24:54,710 --> 00:24:58,240 ♪ You're my... ♪ 485 00:24:58,410 --> 00:25:03,590 ♪ Kind of girl ♪ 486 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:15,950 ♪ Caroline ♪ 487 00:25:17,430 --> 00:25:24,310 ♪ Please be mine ♪ 488 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:30,840 ♪ You're my kind ♪ 489 00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:37,490 ♪ Of girl ♪ 490 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,720 ♪ And when in springtime ♪ 491 00:25:45,330 --> 00:25:48,730 ♪ Daylight surrounds you ♪ 492 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:53,850 ♪ And there's no one Around you but me ♪ 493 00:25:57,770 --> 00:26:04,690 ♪ Caroline ♪ 494 00:26:06,610 --> 00:26:13,180 ♪ Please be mine ♪ 495 00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:20,800 ♪ You're my kind ♪ 496 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:25,500 ♪ Of girl ♪ 497 00:26:25,670 --> 00:26:28,850 Oh, I see. I see. This is so fucking hot. 498 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,070 Now, remember, Vegas, baby. 499 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,810 Your money. Your money, baby. [kisses] Your money. 500 00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:35,850 - Miles Jr.: Yeah. - Now, go get some pussy. 501 00:26:36,030 --> 00:26:38,990 I'll be right back. [chuckles] 502 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,680 - [chuckles] All right. - [Loretta chuckles] 503 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:41,950 Remember, Miles Jr. 504 00:26:42,690 --> 00:26:46,610 [speaks indistinctly] 505 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:48,910 Miles Jr.: Wha... 506 00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:51,650 I didn't know she could do that. 507 00:26:52,650 --> 00:26:54,650 Mm. The talking thing? 508 00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:56,660 - Miles Jr.: Yeah. - It's an act. 509 00:26:56,830 --> 00:26:57,700 She uses her hands. 510 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,530 That's so... 511 00:26:59,710 --> 00:27:01,190 I just, um, yeah, no, I love the way you phrase things. 512 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,750 - I mean, that's so cool. - [Loretta chuckles] 513 00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:06,620 Loretta: [chuckles] You're so cute when you're nervous. 514 00:27:07,890 --> 00:27:09,240 - You're so cute. [groans] - [chuckles] 515 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:10,720 [chomping noise] 516 00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:12,150 Ow! 517 00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:14,630 [chuckles] 518 00:27:18,290 --> 00:27:19,730 So I got to say, 519 00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:23,200 you're one of the leading botanists in the world. 520 00:27:23,770 --> 00:27:27,730 How are you a waitress in Napa, of all places? 521 00:27:27,910 --> 00:27:29,520 [chuckles] 522 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:33,830 You see, being a waitress is more than just serving. 523 00:27:35,090 --> 00:27:37,530 There's something about seeing a smile 524 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:38,960 - on a customer's face. - [gentle music playing] 525 00:27:39,530 --> 00:27:42,400 I'll just walk over to bring them food. 526 00:27:42,570 --> 00:27:44,570 And I don't mean food. 527 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:47,760 I mean a meal. You know what meal means. 528 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,630 It means comfort. 529 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:54,840 It's... It's like Bilbo when he says he misses comfort. 530 00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:58,770 I mean, being a waitress is everything. 531 00:27:59,770 --> 00:28:02,990 I bring the water, the clinking of the cleaning, 532 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,470 the different people, and everyone likes me. 533 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,040 I get to wear a uniform. 534 00:28:11,430 --> 00:28:13,170 We serve America. 535 00:28:13,340 --> 00:28:16,000 Heck, we've served the world. 536 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,270 We are the world's oldest profession. 537 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,480 Your comic helped me realize that. 538 00:28:23,350 --> 00:28:24,700 [chuckles] 539 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,840 I guess now I'm the one that's rambling. 540 00:28:29,930 --> 00:28:32,450 One can't just ramble anymore. 541 00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:34,460 Do you ever think about that? 542 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:40,240 Nowadays, they would just fast forward unless I was 543 00:28:40,410 --> 00:28:41,980 gonna kill or be killed. 544 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:44,460 No. 545 00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:46,720 The world's not cut out for rambling. 546 00:28:48,070 --> 00:28:49,460 It kind of makes me sad. 547 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:53,600 When a waitress walks up and stops your conversation, 548 00:28:53,780 --> 00:28:55,740 that's how I save rambling. 549 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,870 [liquid trickling] 550 00:29:00,090 --> 00:29:00,960 I'm sorry. 551 00:29:03,050 --> 00:29:04,570 I choked... I just choked on the water. 552 00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:08,130 I guess my point is, it's really hard being a girl 553 00:29:08,310 --> 00:29:10,100 and also being into The Lord of the Rings 554 00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:12,190 and everything that comes with it. 555 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,620 They say you gotta love yourself before you love someone else. 556 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,850 You know, but I... I hate myself, and... 557 00:29:18,370 --> 00:29:20,680 - I love, uh, you. - [chuckles] 558 00:29:23,590 --> 00:29:24,900 [kisses] Oh. 559 00:29:26,770 --> 00:29:28,420 Here, I want to give you something. 560 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,480 When will I need it? 561 00:29:38,650 --> 00:29:40,870 Loretta: Now, I heard that you're into music. 562 00:29:41,390 --> 00:29:42,350 Well... 563 00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:44,820 I tend to groove to a different cuties. 564 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,400 ♪ ["The Girls of Rock N' Roll" by The Chipmunks and The Chipettes playing] ♪ 565 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:58,670 ♪ Sun goes down I'm just getting up ♪ 566 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,500 ♪ I'm heading For the city lights ♪ 567 00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:05,070 ♪ Radio blastin' All the way to the club ♪ 568 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,070 ♪ Gonna rock this town tonight ♪ 569 00:30:08,810 --> 00:30:11,680 ♪ "You're living In a man's world" ♪ 570 00:30:11,850 --> 00:30:13,850 ♪ They tell us ♪ 571 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,900 ♪ But we ain't gonna buy it ♪ 572 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,650 ♪ The things they're trying To sell us now ♪ 573 00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:26,040 ♪ 'Cause we're the girls Of rock and roll ♪ 574 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:28,830 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪ 575 00:30:29,570 --> 00:30:32,400 ♪ Yeah, we're the girls Of rock and roll ♪ 576 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,530 ♪ Ro-o-o-ock and roll Roll, roll, roll ♪ 577 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,800 ♪ We are the girls We are the girls ♪ 578 00:30:43,970 --> 00:30:47,020 ♪ We are the girls Of rock and roll ♪ 579 00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:50,240 ♪ We are the boys We are the boys ♪ 580 00:30:50,410 --> 00:30:53,200 ♪ We are the boys Of rock and roll ♪ 581 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,120 [record player shuts off] 582 00:31:01,290 --> 00:31:03,160 - [Jack moans] - Kim: Oh, my God. 583 00:31:03,340 --> 00:31:06,740 - [Jack moans] - Kim: I'm your little horsey. 584 00:31:06,910 --> 00:31:08,220 Jack Jr.: I'm your jockey. 585 00:31:08,390 --> 00:31:10,310 Kim: Saddle me, Seabiscuit. 586 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,000 Now let's have a little fun. 587 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:13,350 Jack Jr.: What are you taking out? 588 00:31:13,870 --> 00:31:14,830 Huh? 589 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,520 Is that supposed to go in me? 590 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,970 - Kim: Oh, yeah. - Jack Jr.: Oh, oh, oh, dude. 591 00:31:20,140 --> 00:31:21,320 Dude, it hurts. It hurts. 592 00:31:22,140 --> 00:31:23,050 But I like it. 593 00:31:23,230 --> 00:31:25,970 Oh, not really soundproof, huh? 594 00:31:26,490 --> 00:31:27,840 - Loretta: Not at all. - [chuckles] 595 00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:29,450 Jack Jr.: What's that book you're opening? 596 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,410 Kim: The Kama Sutra. 597 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:32,980 Jack Jr.: The Kamas-what? 598 00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:36,120 Uh, am I doing Tantra right now? 599 00:31:36,290 --> 00:31:38,290 I really hope Miles Jr.'s fucking too, 600 00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:40,250 because I'm having some great sex. 601 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:41,770 We can... 602 00:31:43,550 --> 00:31:44,550 We can... 603 00:31:45,430 --> 00:31:47,740 I'm having so much fun. 604 00:31:47,910 --> 00:31:50,830 You... You do it... Fuck her, dude. 605 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,830 Dude, dude, dude. Fuck her. Fuck her. 606 00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:58,790 Fuck her. Fuck her. Du... Fuck her! Dude! 607 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,360 Dude, I'm fucking. You have to fuck, now! 608 00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:05,490 Fuck her. Fuck her now! 609 00:32:06,010 --> 00:32:08,010 [sighs] 610 00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:12,580 [serene music playing] 611 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,120 We were up late working on the new vintage. 612 00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:32,910 Here are photos of each F slur I found. 613 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,690 Maybe we can compare handwriting samples 614 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:35,830 with everyone in town? 615 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,520 I'll be the judge of that. 616 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,740 All right, we'll get to the bottom of this. 617 00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:45,710 Wow. That's a lot of F-slurs. 618 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,670 F-slurs all over. Look at that. 619 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,540 [mumbles indistinctly] 620 00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:51,320 Fourteen F-slurs. 621 00:32:51,490 --> 00:32:53,320 I'm counting three, but yeah, that's a lot. 622 00:32:53,490 --> 00:32:54,710 No, look here. Look here. 623 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:55,850 Oh, there's a whole bunch of them. 624 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:57,760 I've never seen so many F-slurs. 625 00:32:57,930 --> 00:32:59,540 Mitch: Who would do something like this? 626 00:33:00,890 --> 00:33:02,590 If it isn't the burp twins. 627 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,550 Well, well, well, if it isn't the original Napa Boys. 628 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,110 - Back at it again. Wow. - [Officer Toland chuckles] 629 00:33:09,290 --> 00:33:10,550 Yeah, the only thing we had going was 630 00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:12,430 that moose on the loose. 631 00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:14,340 And now a hate crime? 632 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,860 You're suggesting a moose did this? 633 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,000 A wily moose wrote these things? 634 00:33:25,390 --> 00:33:26,520 Don't be ridiculous. 635 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:30,530 Now, if I was a moose, I'd go up the creek 636 00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:32,620 and use my horns to sip the Merlot. 637 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:34,800 Jack Jr.: You two always did love Merlot. 638 00:33:34,970 --> 00:33:36,930 Ah, I wonder why you became cops. 639 00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:39,840 [all laughing] 640 00:33:44,850 --> 00:33:46,370 And don't forget the donuts. 641 00:33:46,550 --> 00:33:48,810 - Jack Jr.: Yeah, you got it. - [crowd laughing] 642 00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:50,720 - Jack Jr.: I love the donuts. - If you were a moose 643 00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:53,030 and your antlers got the Merlot, 644 00:33:53,210 --> 00:33:55,600 it would spill on your fur. 645 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,340 Let me tell you something. 646 00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:00,390 I don't like you Napa Boys, okay? 647 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,910 Guys, look. 648 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,660 The Sommelier’s amulet’s never glowed like this before. 649 00:34:08,830 --> 00:34:10,880 We have to go back to the cave. 650 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,230 Some say the devil comes for you at your highest moment. 651 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,930 Well, I say, not this day. 652 00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:20,670 Napa calls. 653 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,710 John, we'll be back. 654 00:34:23,450 --> 00:34:24,670 Mitch's assistant, 655 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:26,890 go fill out the rest of that paperwork, baby. 656 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,070 Thank you, guys. 657 00:34:34,290 --> 00:34:35,860 You know, there's something about those Napa Boys 658 00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,600 that I like. 659 00:34:37,770 --> 00:34:39,160 Yeah. I'm with you. I know exactly what you mean. 660 00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:41,340 I don't know what it is, but it's something. 661 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,170 They got a little, what is it, X factor, you told me. 662 00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:46,600 Now, hey, is this your husband? 663 00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:49,960 - [sighs] No, that one was. - Officer Toland: Ah. 664 00:34:50,390 --> 00:34:52,220 ♪ ["Family Tree" by Gerry Rafferty playing] ♪ 665 00:35:05,060 --> 00:35:09,240 ♪ When we were young We used to sing ♪ 666 00:35:12,330 --> 00:35:15,810 ♪ And we could feel The harmony ♪ 667 00:35:19,030 --> 00:35:23,560 ♪ You'd sit there waiting In the wings ♪ 668 00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:31,650 ♪ How long have you been waitin' To let your light shine? ♪ 669 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:37,140 ♪ Many years have gone Since then ♪ 670 00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:44,100 ♪ Seen us Go our different ways ♪ 671 00:35:47,190 --> 00:35:51,150 ♪ But now we sit here Once again ♪ 672 00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:56,380 ♪ Tonight we're gonna sing out ♪ 673 00:35:56,940 --> 00:36:00,600 ♪ Tonight our light will shine ♪ 674 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,820 ♪ This is the time and place ♪ 675 00:36:12,260 --> 00:36:15,650 ♪ To bring out our memory ♪ 676 00:36:19,390 --> 00:36:25,880 ♪ It's written on every face I can see it in you ♪ 677 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:29,530 ♪ You can see it on me ♪ 678 00:36:33,450 --> 00:36:36,840 ♪ In all the years we had ♪ 679 00:36:40,590 --> 00:36:43,510 ♪ As part of a family tree ♪ 680 00:36:47,470 --> 00:36:50,820 ♪ We knew the good and bad ♪ 681 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:57,130 ♪ I can see it in you You can see it in me ♪ 682 00:37:02,310 --> 00:37:04,270 [music concludes] 683 00:37:09,180 --> 00:37:10,230 [chuckles] We made it. 684 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,190 All right. 685 00:37:17,410 --> 00:37:19,720 [grunts] Come on. 686 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,200 [grunts] 687 00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:26,810 [sighs] Won't budge. 688 00:37:27,330 --> 00:37:31,070 [classical music playing] 689 00:37:56,270 --> 00:37:57,360 It's not going to happen. 690 00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,020 Hey, it's not going to happen. 691 00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:02,670 I'll... I'll try. I'll try. 692 00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:03,720 Sure, yeah, go ahead. 693 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:05,670 Oh. 694 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,510 [doorbell buzzing] 695 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,550 - [Puck chuckles] - [rock scrapes] 696 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,940 She did it on the first try. 697 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,200 Kevin: Come on, guys. 698 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,580 "To be a Napa Boy is to be free." 699 00:38:40,450 --> 00:38:43,280 "To be a Napa Boy is to suck the marrow 700 00:38:43,450 --> 00:38:46,980 out of life and not, when they come to die, 701 00:38:47,630 --> 00:38:51,630 discover they had not lived, but to tell me once and for all 702 00:38:51,810 --> 00:38:54,860 a true friend always forgives and always forgets." 703 00:38:56,900 --> 00:39:00,250 "You princes of Maine, Kings of New England." 704 00:39:00,430 --> 00:39:03,130 "Miles, you can't put a joke on the plaque." 705 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:04,870 [chuckles] 706 00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:06,610 Jack Jr.: Wow. 707 00:39:07,610 --> 00:39:09,050 Mitch: She fits in just right. 708 00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:10,440 Stifler’s Brother: She's in the gang, guys. 709 00:39:10,610 --> 00:39:12,130 Mitch: She really is one of us. 710 00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:13,220 Kevin: She knew the whole thing? 711 00:39:14,050 --> 00:39:15,140 Jack Jr.: Lucky guess. 712 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:20,190 Um... 713 00:39:21,490 --> 00:39:23,540 Why is my cake in this treasure box? 714 00:39:26,450 --> 00:39:27,490 I can't believe it. 715 00:39:27,970 --> 00:39:28,800 It's the cake. 716 00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:32,190 There's no way The Sommelier expected us 717 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,330 to come all the way back here just for the cake. 718 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,510 God, I miss my winery. 719 00:39:37,030 --> 00:39:39,030 I should be back preparing for the Great Grape Festival. 720 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,770 We don't even know if The Sommelier even exists. 721 00:39:44,290 --> 00:39:46,640 The Sommelier has to exist, Miles Jr. 722 00:39:47,430 --> 00:39:48,610 He just has to. 723 00:39:50,820 --> 00:39:53,080 Mitch: Jack Jr. [grunts] 724 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,350 - Mitch Jr.: Come on my cake. - Puck: Let's go, Miles Jr. 725 00:39:57,260 --> 00:39:58,130 Come on. 726 00:40:00,490 --> 00:40:02,270 Water. My favorite. 727 00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:04,790 Water's your favorite? 728 00:40:06,230 --> 00:40:07,230 Mitch? 729 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,930 I love the feel of water on my hands. [laughs] 730 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:12,280 Kevin: How's it feel? How's it feel? 731 00:40:13,590 --> 00:40:15,290 Watch out on those rocks, Mitch. 732 00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:16,770 - [yelps] - Jack Jr.: Mitch. Watch... 733 00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:19,030 - You fell into the rapids. - Ow, Mitch! 734 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,330 Why don't you hand me your famous skateboard 735 00:40:20,510 --> 00:40:21,510 to pull me up, Miles Jr.? 736 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:22,940 I can't reach. 737 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,210 Ah, Puck! 738 00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:26,770 [Mitch screams] 739 00:40:27,690 --> 00:40:30,740 [tense music playing] 740 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,650 Jack Jr.: Great, Mitch and that other one are dead. 741 00:40:35,820 --> 00:40:38,870 And it's all exactly how you planned it. 742 00:40:39,050 --> 00:40:40,230 Is that what you wanted, Miles? 743 00:40:40,390 --> 00:40:41,350 Miles Jr.: Why would I want that? 744 00:40:41,530 --> 00:40:42,620 Jack Jr.: Because you got it. 745 00:40:42,790 --> 00:40:43,920 Miles Jr.: What are you talking about? 746 00:40:44,090 --> 00:40:44,830 Jack Jr.: For your footage, bitch. 747 00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:45,970 Miles Jr.: What footage? 748 00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:47,660 Jack Jr.: The writer's secret. 749 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,450 You remember things and then use it in your material. 750 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,320 Miles Jr.: How do you know about the writer's secret? 751 00:40:52,490 --> 00:40:53,930 - Who told you that? - Jack Jr.: You know what? 752 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,490 You're the fucking Sammy Fabelman 753 00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:56,930 of comic books, dude. 754 00:40:57,110 --> 00:40:58,110 Miles Jr.: Uh, I'm the Sammy Fabelman 755 00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,190 of graphic novels. 756 00:40:59,370 --> 00:41:00,240 Jack Jr.: See, you admit it. 757 00:41:00,410 --> 00:41:02,020 Napa Boys Rule Number 109, 758 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,720 "Never question The Sommelier." 759 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:06,120 Miles Jr.: Oh, yeah, Napa Boys Rule Number, uh, 104, 760 00:41:06,290 --> 00:41:07,680 "You're a stupid asshole." 761 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,560 - Jack Jr.: That's not a rule. - Miles Jr.: Yes, it is a rule. 762 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:11,420 Jack Jr.: Yeah, right. 763 00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:15,390 Napa Boys Rule Number 54, uh, "Miles Jr. sucks his own dick." 764 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,080 Miles Jr.: Uh, number hundred... 765 00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:18,570 Stifler's brother: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 766 00:41:18,740 --> 00:41:20,050 Miles Jr.: What? 767 00:41:20,220 --> 00:41:20,960 Stifler's brother: Napa Boys Rule Number 2, 768 00:41:21,570 --> 00:41:23,440 "Never fight with another Napa Boy." 769 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,830 - Jack Jr.: It's true. - Stifler's brother: Come on. 770 00:41:26,010 --> 00:41:26,880 Jack Jr.: It's true. 771 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,570 [Stifler's brother shushes] 772 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,270 You hear that? 773 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,660 [serene music playing] 774 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,410 Miles Jr.: What? I don't hear anything. 775 00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:34,490 Jack Jr.: It's this way. 776 00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:36,540 This way, yeah. 777 00:41:39,110 --> 00:41:40,890 - Miles Jr.: Huh? - Jack Jr.: This way. 778 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,000 [gasps] Look. Look everyone, it's snowing! 779 00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:10,010 Whoa, the snow, it's so crazy. Here you go. 780 00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:11,970 - Thank you. - Careful, it's cold. 781 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,490 As I was saying, I found myself in the trappings 782 00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:18,230 of a conventional, 20th-century existence. 783 00:42:18,410 --> 00:42:20,410 Dog, family, picket fence, the whole nine. 784 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,450 Kim: Sure. 785 00:42:21,970 --> 00:42:23,540 Then I took ayahuasca in the D.R. 786 00:42:24,630 --> 00:42:26,020 I wake up. 787 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,810 I FaceTime my family. I'm looking at them, 788 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,760 and I realize... they're all strangers, you know? 789 00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:33,200 Uh-huh. 790 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:35,420 You mean like the way I see my dad 791 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,170 or like you're the dad? 792 00:42:38,030 --> 00:42:40,080 They're just like all these strangers that are assigned 793 00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:42,770 to me for these arbitrary societal reasons. 794 00:42:42,950 --> 00:42:46,780 [inhales] And really, it's just completely out of my control. 795 00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:50,130 But emotionally, I was very clear. 796 00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:53,400 My family are strangers who I don't know. 797 00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:55,360 Do you want to know me? 798 00:42:55,830 --> 00:42:58,400 So, so badly. 799 00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:00,100 Be tender. 800 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,060 Be sweet to me. 801 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:06,460 - [kisses] - [kisses] 802 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,240 Stifler's brother: I don't know, Trix. 803 00:43:09,410 --> 00:43:10,890 I guess I, um... [clicks tongue] 804 00:43:11,070 --> 00:43:13,460 I guess I just always wanted to be like Zorro. 805 00:43:13,630 --> 00:43:15,240 [Trixie chuckles] 806 00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:17,120 Or like... 807 00:43:18,510 --> 00:43:22,510 Or like some sort of like a hero or something, you know? 808 00:43:22,690 --> 00:43:24,300 Like, you know, Zorro's Hispanic 809 00:43:24,470 --> 00:43:27,870 and I'm a Black guy from Compton. 810 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:31,130 Hey, listen to me. You're my hero. 811 00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:34,970 And how you found me, you got me to stop dealing. 812 00:43:35,570 --> 00:43:37,350 I love you. You know that, right? 813 00:43:37,530 --> 00:43:39,140 - I love you more. - Trixie: No. 814 00:43:39,310 --> 00:43:41,660 Not possible. [chuckles] 815 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,800 If you would have told me when I was a boy 816 00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:48,410 that my first Napa Boy adventure, 817 00:43:48,580 --> 00:43:51,320 I'd... I'd find the love of my life. I... 818 00:43:52,890 --> 00:43:55,020 I... I could do a backflip or some shit. 819 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,680 - Do a backflip. - I would fucking do a backflip. 820 00:43:57,850 --> 00:43:59,720 - I dare you to do a backflip. - Stifler's brother: You dare me 821 00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:01,210 - to do a backflip? - Right now. 822 00:44:01,380 --> 00:44:02,690 - Watch my briefcase, baby. - Trixie: Okay. 823 00:44:04,510 --> 00:44:05,640 In the name of love. 824 00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:09,910 Trixie: Whoo! Yeah! 825 00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:11,820 Whoa, good form. 826 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,870 Wow. 827 00:44:13,740 --> 00:44:16,530 Miles Jr., this is like living a dream. 828 00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:18,480 I've never seen snow before. 829 00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:20,870 Did your magic dance cause this? 830 00:44:21,050 --> 00:44:22,530 [chuckles] No, silly. 831 00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:24,230 It's Napa. 832 00:44:26,930 --> 00:44:28,500 - [kisses] - [kisses] 833 00:44:28,670 --> 00:44:30,930 - [gasps] - [Loretta chuckles] 834 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,450 Whoa! 835 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,950 Snow in Napa? 836 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,860 Damn those Napa Boys. 837 00:44:53,340 --> 00:44:54,600 God damn them. 838 00:45:03,310 --> 00:45:06,790 John: The wine... Mitch left the top off the barrel. 839 00:45:07,660 --> 00:45:09,440 The new batch is ruined. 840 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,850 Old Woman's voice: The boys, they grow. 841 00:45:20,670 --> 00:45:22,670 They grow and become men. 842 00:45:34,510 --> 00:45:37,990 [grunts] 843 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,780 Oh, my God. 844 00:45:43,650 --> 00:45:44,910 Baby we gotta get out of here. 845 00:45:49,010 --> 00:45:49,840 Hey. 846 00:45:55,270 --> 00:45:56,140 Trixie. 847 00:46:00,110 --> 00:46:00,940 Trixie. 848 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,410 Trixie. 849 00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,800 - Dude, what the fuck? - Stifler's brother: Trixie! 850 00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:08,290 What the fuck? 851 00:46:09,290 --> 00:46:10,470 - Get up. - Stifler's brother: Trixie! 852 00:46:10,770 --> 00:46:11,810 Really? 853 00:46:12,510 --> 00:46:13,950 Where'd they go? 854 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,470 She's fucking dead! She fucking overdosed! 855 00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:18,860 Is she okay? 856 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,430 Stifler's brother: She said she was gonna cut that shit out! 857 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:21,910 Help! 858 00:46:22,610 --> 00:46:23,660 [sobs] 859 00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:47,980 - Jack Jr.: That's beautiful. - Miles Jr.: The card is good. 860 00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:56,460 What can I say about Trixie that hasn't already been said? 861 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,080 [moose grunting] 862 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,600 Oh, fuck. It's that moose that everybody looking for. 863 00:47:01,780 --> 00:47:03,830 Yeah, of course. Of course I'm going to die by moose. 864 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,350 Hey, I'm going to kill it. 865 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,570 - [epic music playing] - [moose grunting] 866 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:20,360 Run, Majestic Moose! Run! What up, Napa Boys? 867 00:47:20,530 --> 00:47:22,400 - Snooch. - Jack Jr.: Look who it is. 868 00:47:22,580 --> 00:47:24,630 The Abbot and Costello of New Jersey. 869 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,320 What are you guys doing here? 870 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,420 We're moose hunting. What does it fucking look like? 871 00:47:28,930 --> 00:47:31,800 Oh, right. We're moose hunter hunting. 872 00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:33,900 All right, messing with fucking Elmer Fudd, 873 00:47:34,070 --> 00:47:35,810 going FernGully on their asses. 874 00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:38,030 That's beautiful. You guys really care. 875 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,120 Miles Jr., you little virgin, man. 876 00:47:40,290 --> 00:47:42,990 How's that wife? She is fucking fine. 877 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,860 - [music concludes] - Jay: Oh, what, man? 878 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,220 You have something to say? 879 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:49,560 Sorry, guys. 880 00:47:49,740 --> 00:47:50,700 Maybe if you had a bigger franchise, 881 00:47:50,870 --> 00:47:52,480 we might get a speech. 882 00:47:52,650 --> 00:47:54,870 You know what? Fuck you. There wasn't gonna be a speech. 883 00:47:55,050 --> 00:47:56,180 Not even a fucking quip. 884 00:47:56,350 --> 00:47:57,480 But now there's gonna be a speech, 885 00:47:57,660 --> 00:47:59,100 because of that fucking attitude. 886 00:47:59,270 --> 00:48:02,230 Jesus. Don't shit on other franchises, man. 887 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,270 Number one, it's bad luck for us. 888 00:48:04,450 --> 00:48:06,710 Number two, everyone's trying their hardest, man. 889 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,660 Don't be the fucking Internet about it. 890 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,760 Miles Jr., what he's trying 891 00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:13,280 to say is we're really sorry that you're going 892 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:16,420 through it right now, man. Like, sometimes life 893 00:48:16,590 --> 00:48:18,850 "lifes" you straight up the ass, often lubeless. 894 00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:21,380 But fuck all that. You're the Napa Boys, man. 895 00:48:22,290 --> 00:48:24,900 You guys are inspiring. You inspired us. 896 00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:27,120 Fuck, man, look at you. 897 00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:30,130 You're all about fellowship and vino and shit like that. 898 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:31,600 So, what happened? 899 00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:34,220 Did you get old? Did you grow up? 900 00:48:35,130 --> 00:48:36,780 Did you let go of your hopes and dreams? 901 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,310 Why? Because of a fairness fallacy? 902 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,790 Fuck that. Look at Jack Jr. 903 00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:45,570 Motherfucker cheats on his wife relentlessly, 904 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:49,840 still has a really beautiful and alive family. 905 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:51,270 And look at him. 906 00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:52,840 Fucking beautiful, right? Stunning. 907 00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:54,800 Looks like a young Tony Curtis. 908 00:48:54,980 --> 00:48:56,110 And this is gonna sound corny as shit, 909 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,370 but you know what you really are? 910 00:48:57,540 --> 00:48:58,500 Do you know? 911 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:00,630 Do you know what they really are? 912 00:49:01,290 --> 00:49:02,120 Beautiful. 913 00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:06,250 Silent Bob: They're the family that they've chosen. 914 00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:09,820 You're the family you've chosen, which is way better 915 00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:11,910 than the family you're stuck with. 916 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,170 You guys need to go find the Milfonator, man. 917 00:49:14,340 --> 00:49:15,860 She'll help you out. Go to her house. 918 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,040 Thirty clicks down this road, okay? 919 00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:19,530 You'll get there just fine. 920 00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:22,920 And, boys, take it from Jay and Silent Bob. 921 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,320 You're gonna make it to the Great Grape Festival. 922 00:49:26,270 --> 00:49:27,920 And speaking of Jay and Silent Bob, 923 00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:30,490 when you see the Milfonator, you give her maybe one, two, 924 00:49:30,660 --> 00:49:34,060 no, three pumps from us snoogins. 925 00:49:34,230 --> 00:49:36,060 Thank you, guys. Down here? 926 00:49:36,230 --> 00:49:38,490 Jack Jr.: Yeah, over that way. Remember, 30 clicks. 927 00:49:38,670 --> 00:49:39,800 Thirty clicks. 928 00:49:39,980 --> 00:49:41,290 Jack Jr.: Yeah, nice meeting you. 929 00:49:41,460 --> 00:49:41,900 Yeah, good seeing you guys. Yeah, snooches. 930 00:49:42,810 --> 00:49:44,380 All right, listen. 931 00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:46,160 Why don't we go up that hill, go look for that moose, 932 00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:47,980 find it, and fuck it? 933 00:49:49,940 --> 00:49:54,340 [menacing music playing] 934 00:49:58,470 --> 00:50:01,780 I'm at the Milfonator's house, aren't I? 935 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,220 I haven't seen this old bitch since I fucked her 20 years ago, 936 00:50:04,390 --> 00:50:06,260 so, don't fuck this up for me, dude. 937 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:07,700 What are you saying, man? 938 00:50:09,830 --> 00:50:12,960 [chuckles] Hey, Kim, what are you doing here? 939 00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:16,140 You stopped by Milfonator house too, like us? 940 00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:19,280 You Napa Boys must be here to say hi 941 00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:21,230 to the so-called Milfonator. 942 00:50:21,410 --> 00:50:23,980 Uh, yes, yes, I would. Thank you. 943 00:50:24,150 --> 00:50:26,070 - That would be so nice. - Mom! 944 00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,590 Mom, the Napa Boys are here. 945 00:50:29,770 --> 00:50:31,420 - Mom? - I have to go. 946 00:50:31,590 --> 00:50:33,110 - Jack Jr.: Okay. [chuckles] - Bye, Jack. [kisses] 947 00:50:33,290 --> 00:50:34,640 - Bye. - Miles Jr.: Bye. 948 00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:38,600 Is she my fucking daughter, dude? 949 00:50:38,770 --> 00:50:39,990 Miles Jr.: I don't know. 950 00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:41,390 Is she my fucking daughter, dude? 951 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,080 - No. I don't... - Did I just fuck-- 952 00:50:43,260 --> 00:50:44,570 Did I just fuck my own daughter, dude? 953 00:50:44,740 --> 00:50:46,130 I don't know, what am I, Mr. Math? 954 00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:47,130 Yes. 955 00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:04,450 Well, well, well. 956 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:09,670 Miles Jr. and his no-good cohort, Jack Jr. 957 00:51:09,850 --> 00:51:11,030 [chuckles] 958 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,770 Come in, boys. Come in. Welcome. 959 00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:17,460 Milfonator, the Napa Boys are lost. 960 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,600 We need your help. 961 00:51:19,770 --> 00:51:25,170 Oh, you naughty Napa Boys. Always breezin' in. 962 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,480 Always asking the wrong questions. 963 00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:32,740 Dude, I fucked my daughter. 964 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,750 Actually, it's not really important right now. 965 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,400 The Milfonator is right here, 966 00:51:36,570 --> 00:51:40,490 now, your little daddy-daughter novella or whatever... 967 00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:44,710 So, we traveled here from the cave cellar of wonder, 968 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,010 and we need your help. 969 00:51:47,190 --> 00:51:50,630 The Sommelier predicted 970 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:54,850 once the Napa Boys were reunited... 971 00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:59,290 they would give the world... 972 00:52:01,990 --> 00:52:03,820 Well, the message doesn't exactly say, 973 00:52:03,990 --> 00:52:05,600 it just keeps repeating. 974 00:52:07,780 --> 00:52:08,780 Speak, you frail bitch! 975 00:52:09,470 --> 00:52:10,780 Find the grape. 976 00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:15,310 Find the grape. 977 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,360 Find the grape. 978 00:52:20,830 --> 00:52:24,140 Find the grape! 979 00:52:25,930 --> 00:52:30,110 - [shushes] Quiet, quiet. - [music concludes] 980 00:52:30,710 --> 00:52:32,970 - Is Milfonator fucking dead? - I don't know. 981 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,280 I don't know. I don't know. What? 982 00:52:35,940 --> 00:52:37,380 Where the fuck are your pants? 983 00:52:37,590 --> 00:52:41,030 Dude, I told you about my belt malfunction, bro! 984 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:42,640 - Okay, I'll follow. - Miles Jr.: Oh, I'm sorry. 985 00:52:42,810 --> 00:52:44,420 You didn't mention a thing about the fucking belt. 986 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:45,950 Where the fuck are your pants? 987 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:46,950 Jack Jr.: Every time I'm at the Milfonator's, 988 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,560 I also get a boner. 989 00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:49,860 When I don't wear a belt, my pants fall off. 990 00:53:01,180 --> 00:53:04,230 Alice: They called me the Queen of Petticoat Lane. 991 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,140 [chuckles] 992 00:53:07,010 --> 00:53:09,100 - I guess I was in a way. - [emotional music playing] 993 00:53:10,580 --> 00:53:13,840 I remember I did wear a petticoat once. 994 00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:19,020 But the nickname had already been attached. 995 00:53:20,410 --> 00:53:23,280 So, I guess I was kind of playing into it some. 996 00:53:23,460 --> 00:53:24,770 [chuckles softly] 997 00:53:27,250 --> 00:53:31,080 And I remember saying right then and there... 998 00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:36,040 "I was going to enjoy life." 999 00:53:36,260 --> 00:53:37,650 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1000 00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:39,910 Come on, you a trailblazing legend, okay? 1001 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,920 I'm proud of you. You taught us all to live life. 1002 00:53:46,270 --> 00:53:48,010 And I honestly can't even say that I have. 1003 00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:51,790 You're one of the last real cowboys on this earth. 1004 00:53:53,270 --> 00:53:54,400 I love you like a daughter. 1005 00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,280 Are you an angel? 1006 00:54:00,060 --> 00:54:01,280 No, ma'am. 1007 00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:04,630 I'm a Napa Boy. 1008 00:54:06,290 --> 00:54:07,940 You know what he meant 1009 00:54:08,850 --> 00:54:12,070 when he told us he had that darn dream? 1010 00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:17,870 You must sleep now, Miss Milfonator, 1011 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,390 Queen of Petticoat Lane. 1012 00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:38,890 I guess everyone always said 1013 00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:40,540 if I wanted to be a real reporter, 1014 00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:41,930 I'd have to become the story. 1015 00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:44,360 So, I guess this is a good thing. 1016 00:54:45,540 --> 00:54:48,370 [coughs] 1017 00:54:51,110 --> 00:54:53,680 [breathes heavily] 1018 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,640 I don't feel so good. 1019 00:54:58,250 --> 00:54:59,640 It's all right. 1020 00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:01,000 We will get you back to the grape festival 1021 00:55:01,170 --> 00:55:02,040 in time, Mitch. 1022 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,120 Oh, no. 1023 00:55:04,740 --> 00:55:06,830 - I'm a big dum-dum, Puck. - Puck: No. 1024 00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:09,700 Why? 1025 00:55:10,260 --> 00:55:13,180 The berries are ruined. My winery, bye-bye. 1026 00:55:14,490 --> 00:55:15,670 All is lost. 1027 00:55:18,790 --> 00:55:20,360 Disembodied female voice: Find the grape. 1028 00:55:21,540 --> 00:55:23,370 Find the grape. 1029 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,890 [gasps, munches] Hmm! 1030 00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:31,720 Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy. Oh, my St. Algier. 1031 00:55:32,890 --> 00:55:35,940 Special magic berries. [laughs] 1032 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,560 I took wine making in grade school. 1033 00:55:37,730 --> 00:55:38,990 I know all about crystallizing. Give it here. 1034 00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:41,080 It's rare in this climate, 1035 00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:43,170 but it can render a pretty dope effect 1036 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,080 on the vintage. [chuckles] 1037 00:55:45,250 --> 00:55:47,910 And sure, we use refrigerators instead of a freak snowfall. 1038 00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:50,780 So, it's true. You're all witches? 1039 00:55:51,220 --> 00:55:53,530 No, it's not magic. It's science. 1040 00:55:55,180 --> 00:55:56,790 With a berry this dark, 1041 00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,620 the wine would be classified as... [gasps] 1042 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,750 As what? 1043 00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:04,100 It can't be. 1044 00:56:04,580 --> 00:56:05,760 Mitch: Can't be what? 1045 00:56:06,410 --> 00:56:09,020 - [chuckles] - What are you smiling at? 1046 00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:10,890 What's the good news? 1047 00:56:12,850 --> 00:56:13,980 - What's happening? - [music concludes] 1048 00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:20,160 It'd be good to see the girls again. 1049 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,600 Reporter: We are just confirming details 1050 00:56:22,770 --> 00:56:24,900 that the Napa girls are now dead. 1051 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,820 The beloved counterpart to the Napa Boys... 1052 00:56:27,990 --> 00:56:29,910 Hey, baby. What's going on? 1053 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,430 The Napa girls are dead. It's terrible. 1054 00:56:32,610 --> 00:56:34,090 [with reporter] Their spaceship crashed 1055 00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:35,960 along the coast of Big Sur. 1056 00:56:36,650 --> 00:56:38,130 Napa girls are dead? 1057 00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:40,260 Feels like I'm in a bad dream. 1058 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,530 - Got these for you. - Thank you. [kisses] 1059 00:56:43,270 --> 00:56:45,620 Yeah, it feels like I'm dreaming. 1060 00:56:46,660 --> 00:56:50,930 Um, uh, Loretta. I texted you yesterday. 1061 00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:53,060 Loretta: You cannot be serious right now. 1062 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:54,980 I told you I needed to take it slow 1063 00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:56,940 - from day one... - Miles Jr.: But it is slow. 1064 00:56:57,110 --> 00:56:58,550 It is slow, Loretta. 1065 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:00,770 Don't you understand? we're just two people. 1066 00:57:01,030 --> 00:57:03,990 We're just two people And you know what? Here I am, 1067 00:57:04,510 --> 00:57:06,080 and I fell in love. 1068 00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:07,820 And isn't that what we're here for on this earth? 1069 00:57:07,990 --> 00:57:10,910 Not for texting and taking it slow, 1070 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,560 but for love and kisses. 1071 00:57:13,730 --> 00:57:16,520 I should have known dating a Napa Boy. 1072 00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:18,520 The sign didn't say Napa men. 1073 00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:20,310 I am a man, Mommy. 1074 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,270 - Oh, my God. - Loretta! I said Loretta! 1075 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,490 You texted her? I told you to wait four days, pussy. 1076 00:57:25,660 --> 00:57:26,970 Shut the fuck up! 1077 00:57:27,140 --> 00:57:28,710 Don't talk to him like that, you crybaby. 1078 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,450 Yeah, he is a big crybaby. 1079 00:57:30,620 --> 00:57:31,970 He cried about his skateboard the other day, too. 1080 00:57:32,140 --> 00:57:34,140 Loretta: Skateboarding? You can't be serious. 1081 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,540 I thought you were quitting skateboarding, Miles Jr. 1082 00:57:36,710 --> 00:57:38,360 I can't believe I thought I was gonna marry you. 1083 00:57:38,540 --> 00:57:40,850 Loretta! I made you a mix CD. 1084 00:57:41,460 --> 00:57:42,550 Oh, my God. 1085 00:57:43,330 --> 00:57:45,850 Look, look. [pants] 1086 00:57:46,030 --> 00:57:49,510 It's got special... It's not just like famous songs. 1087 00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:51,520 [sighs] 1088 00:57:52,210 --> 00:57:54,650 You realize you're the same age as they were in City Slickers? 1089 00:57:55,690 --> 00:57:58,300 [tender music playing] 1090 00:57:59,740 --> 00:58:00,650 Miles Jr.: Baby. 1091 00:58:03,260 --> 00:58:04,700 I'm young. 1092 00:58:04,870 --> 00:58:06,090 Squirm: Come now, kitties. 1093 00:58:06,310 --> 00:58:08,570 Come, my kitties. Come, come, come. 1094 00:58:09,180 --> 00:58:13,100 Kitty, kitty, kitties. Yes. Good. Very good. 1095 00:58:13,270 --> 00:58:15,750 Very good, kitties. Yes. 1096 00:58:17,930 --> 00:58:22,940 Aw. If it isn't little Miles Jr. 1097 00:58:23,590 --> 00:58:25,590 Get out of here, Squirm! 1098 00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:29,850 Get out of here? No, I think not. 1099 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,690 In fact, I'd rather fuck my own sister. 1100 00:58:34,510 --> 00:58:36,770 Come to think of it, I just may. 1101 00:58:37,470 --> 00:58:40,600 Life is short not to fuck your sister. 1102 00:58:40,780 --> 00:58:44,610 [stammers] You take your cats and you get lost. 1103 00:58:44,780 --> 00:58:47,390 Miles, have you met my cats? 1104 00:58:47,570 --> 00:58:48,530 [kittens meow] 1105 00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:51,660 This cat's name is Amelia. 1106 00:58:52,570 --> 00:58:57,620 And this little kitty's name is Miles Jr.'s 1107 00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,580 dead little daughter. 1108 00:58:59,750 --> 00:59:01,010 [groans softly] 1109 00:59:01,190 --> 00:59:02,450 Stifler's brother: Watch it, Squirm. 1110 00:59:06,190 --> 00:59:07,540 [music concludes] 1111 00:59:10,370 --> 00:59:14,160 And for those of you keeping score at home, 1112 00:59:14,770 --> 00:59:18,690 that's Squirm one, Napa Boys zero. 1113 00:59:18,860 --> 00:59:21,990 - [emotional music playing] - Now, if you'll excuse me, 1114 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,170 I have a grape festival to win. 1115 00:59:25,950 --> 00:59:29,080 Sometimes I just wonder if I'll ever make it 1116 00:59:29,260 --> 00:59:30,480 out of Napa Valley. 1117 00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:32,780 I'll take you far away from here, baby. 1118 00:59:35,050 --> 00:59:38,920 I wish you were in love with me the way Miles Jr. loves Loretta. 1119 00:59:39,100 --> 00:59:41,320 I am, so much more than him. 1120 00:59:41,490 --> 00:59:43,360 I'm the one who taught him all that sappy stuff. 1121 00:59:43,540 --> 00:59:44,760 Sappy? 1122 00:59:44,930 --> 00:59:46,450 Sappy to the cynics of the world. 1123 00:59:46,630 --> 00:59:48,890 I told you to get a divorce is a sin in my culture. 1124 00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,590 Here. I want to show you this. 1125 00:59:56,510 --> 00:59:58,340 Look at all this stupid shit. 1126 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,030 "Petite Brasserie"? 1127 01:00:02,730 --> 01:00:05,170 "Chateau Paris." These are all French restaurants. 1128 01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:07,300 Guilty as charged, I'm a baguette head, 1129 01:00:07,470 --> 01:00:10,260 - but I'm also a match head. - You like to burn things? 1130 01:00:10,430 --> 01:00:14,300 Never. I keep them in case the Gemini moon ever arrives, 1131 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,350 - you silly goose. - [distant fireworks] 1132 01:00:19,220 --> 01:00:21,610 - Fireworks. - Wow. 1133 01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:24,360 The festival begins. 1134 01:00:34,630 --> 01:00:37,980 That must be the festival. That's where we gotta head. 1135 01:00:41,030 --> 01:00:42,290 Happy birthday, Puck. 1136 01:00:43,810 --> 01:00:44,990 Puck: Thanks, Mitch. 1137 01:00:46,820 --> 01:00:47,910 A toast. 1138 01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,120 Here. 1139 01:00:51,430 --> 01:00:53,780 Here's to Puck's special wine. 1140 01:00:59,790 --> 01:01:01,180 Puck: Oh, careful. You're spilling. 1141 01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:05,960 No, I like to decant it with beard hair. 1142 01:01:08,270 --> 01:01:10,360 Not your dream birthday date, I guess. 1143 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,620 - What? Sure you are. - [music concludes] 1144 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:16,460 Really? But I can't even dance. 1145 01:01:16,630 --> 01:01:19,590 I told John I would do a country dance with him 1146 01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,240 at the Great Grape Festival. 1147 01:01:21,940 --> 01:01:23,550 I can't even do a country dance. 1148 01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:26,160 Turn on that portable radio. 1149 01:01:26,330 --> 01:01:27,980 - ♪ ["Pennsylvania Polka" by Frankie Yankovic playing] ♪ - [indistinct chatter] 1150 01:01:36,210 --> 01:01:38,690 - [car horn honking] - [tires screeching] 1151 01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:42,610 The Great Grape Festival. 1152 01:01:43,130 --> 01:01:44,650 Wow, look, even the mayor of Napa's here. 1153 01:01:44,830 --> 01:01:49,100 See, Miles Jr.? Everything's gonna be all right. 1154 01:01:49,270 --> 01:01:50,790 What the fuck are you talking about? 1155 01:01:50,970 --> 01:01:52,930 - Nothing is all right. - I'm talking about me for once. 1156 01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:54,540 I believe in something called positive energy. 1157 01:01:54,710 --> 01:01:57,710 Meanwhile, you're here with your negative, pussy-less, 1158 01:01:57,890 --> 01:01:59,200 wifeless energy, 1159 01:01:59,370 --> 01:02:01,850 I'm here sipping delicious pinot grig, 1160 01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:05,070 plowing this smoking hot blonde while my wife 1161 01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:07,110 - is home none the wiser. - Your wife? 1162 01:02:07,290 --> 01:02:08,900 - [kisses] My wife? - [chuckles] 1163 01:02:09,070 --> 01:02:11,030 Uh, out with the old, in with the new, I always say. 1164 01:02:11,210 --> 01:02:13,870 Screw my wife. Um, I'm trying to tell you 1165 01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:15,510 about how much I love plowing her pussy. 1166 01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:17,390 - Don't you hear that? - Miles Jr.: Turn around! 1167 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,260 Turn around! Help me! 1168 01:02:19,870 --> 01:02:21,650 Oh, no. Miles Jr., are you okay? 1169 01:02:21,830 --> 01:02:23,220 - Hi. - Hey, honey. 1170 01:02:23,390 --> 01:02:25,610 Oh, my God. How did you get here? 1171 01:02:25,790 --> 01:02:27,790 - You surprised me again. - [chuckles] 1172 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,050 - You always surprise me. - I know. 1173 01:02:30,220 --> 01:02:32,400 Look at Miles Jr., asleep on the floor as usual. 1174 01:02:32,570 --> 01:02:33,790 Such a little bitch. 1175 01:02:33,970 --> 01:02:35,890 Now, it is time for us to introduce 1176 01:02:36,060 --> 01:02:39,720 our super-secret celebrity guest judge. 1177 01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:41,330 You're gonna wonder how we got this guy here, 1178 01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:42,850 and I'll just say, 1179 01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:45,150 uh, we made him an offer he couldn't refuse. 1180 01:02:45,330 --> 01:02:46,850 - [spits] - Wilbur: Here he is, 1181 01:02:47,020 --> 01:02:50,110 the king of wine himself, Francis Ford Coppola! 1182 01:02:50,290 --> 01:02:51,770 [crowd applauding] 1183 01:02:52,990 --> 01:02:54,120 Jack Jr.: Oh, my fucking God. 1184 01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:58,170 No, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. 1185 01:02:58,340 --> 01:03:00,870 As I always tell my beautiful daughter, 1186 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,690 Sophia, Napa Valley is the closest 1187 01:03:03,870 --> 01:03:07,440 earthly embodiment of Caesar Catalina's vision 1188 01:03:07,610 --> 01:03:08,790 for Megalopolis. 1189 01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:14,100 - It's an amazing film. - Of course it's a great film. 1190 01:03:14,270 --> 01:03:16,620 All of his films are great. That's the problem. 1191 01:03:16,790 --> 01:03:19,400 Francis Ford Coppola is my wife's one hall pass. 1192 01:03:19,580 --> 01:03:20,490 Gnarly. 1193 01:03:21,490 --> 01:03:23,750 You know, Trixie said we would never need a hall pass, 1194 01:03:23,930 --> 01:03:26,590 because she would just put me on it. But she died. 1195 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,280 I make wine. 1196 01:03:28,460 --> 01:03:29,550 Stifler's brother: Imagine competing for my wife 1197 01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:31,030 with Francis Ford Coppola. 1198 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,380 I know, like I always say, women are crazy. 1199 01:03:33,550 --> 01:03:36,380 Hey, yuck, not all of us are. 1200 01:03:37,030 --> 01:03:39,340 Francis: Who's ready for the smooches? 1201 01:03:39,510 --> 01:03:41,160 [crowd applauding] 1202 01:03:41,990 --> 01:03:43,820 And one more thing, Tetro. 1203 01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:54,260 - She's gonna fuck him. - Mm-mm. 1204 01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,440 - Maybe not. - [music concludes] 1205 01:03:56,620 --> 01:03:59,280 [romantic blues music playing over radio] 1206 01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:01,360 - Puck: Two and three. - Mitch: Two and three. 1207 01:04:02,140 --> 01:04:04,190 - I'm a dancer. [chuckles] - You're a natural. 1208 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:05,490 Now, spin. 1209 01:04:07,710 --> 01:04:10,500 [both laugh] 1210 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,280 I'm making you spin. 1211 01:04:16,460 --> 01:04:18,550 - [laughs] - [coughs] 1212 01:04:21,950 --> 01:04:24,130 [spits, breathes heavily] 1213 01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:27,210 Oh, sorry. 1214 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,600 You know... it's funny. 1215 01:04:32,170 --> 01:04:34,960 When you're a kid, you just go to sleep. 1216 01:04:35,740 --> 01:04:36,960 A little regular style. 1217 01:04:39,090 --> 01:04:41,180 By closing your eyes and... 1218 01:04:42,180 --> 01:04:45,310 I don't know what you call that. You just sort of... 1219 01:04:48,100 --> 01:04:51,020 Do they have a name for that? A name for... 1220 01:04:54,630 --> 01:04:55,980 [whimsical music playing] 1221 01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:58,590 What am I going to do 1222 01:04:58,760 --> 01:04:59,980 about Francis Coppola fucking my wife? 1223 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,640 Miles Jr.: Are you crying? 1224 01:05:01,810 --> 01:05:04,510 Look, now, who's crying, right? Now, who's crying? 1225 01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:07,600 I can't lose Monica, man. I know I'm a bad person. 1226 01:05:07,770 --> 01:05:10,080 I know I cheated on her and I do bad things, 1227 01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:11,820 but you know about flowers? 1228 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,480 And you know about what music to pick out? 1229 01:05:14,650 --> 01:05:16,610 Come on, give me a writer's secret. 1230 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,790 A Fabelman miracle? 1231 01:05:20,530 --> 01:05:21,530 Stifler's brother: Come on, Miles Jr., think. 1232 01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:23,140 Help him think. His eye's wet. 1233 01:05:23,310 --> 01:05:24,880 Okay, hold on. Just hold on. Let me think. 1234 01:05:25,050 --> 01:05:26,700 - Help me. - Okay, I've got it. 1235 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,360 I've got it. Just let go. 1236 01:05:29,530 --> 01:05:30,530 Okay. 1237 01:05:32,150 --> 01:05:36,290 Why don't you just go dress up as Francis Ford Coppola 1238 01:05:36,450 --> 01:05:40,370 and then go fuck her as Francis Ford Coppola? 1239 01:05:43,770 --> 01:05:48,120 [chuckles] As Francis... This is why people love writers. 1240 01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,290 Miles Jr.... [kisses] ...you're a genius. 1241 01:05:52,170 --> 01:05:53,820 Hey, megalopolis heads. 1242 01:05:56,780 --> 01:05:59,520 [uplifting music playing] 1243 01:06:00,910 --> 01:06:02,910 I don't think I feel well, Master. 1244 01:06:07,010 --> 01:06:08,230 We're almost there. 1245 01:06:09,790 --> 01:06:11,010 You're saving me. 1246 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:13,880 [grunts] 1247 01:06:14,670 --> 01:06:16,410 [snake hissing] 1248 01:06:20,590 --> 01:06:24,070 Mitch: Oh, bother. A snake bit my hand now. 1249 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,940 - What? - My hand, a snake bit it. 1250 01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,120 - Puck: Mitch, can you hear me? - [groans] 1251 01:06:30,860 --> 01:06:32,990 - Look away now. - Mitch: Okay. 1252 01:06:34,730 --> 01:06:35,860 Ow. 1253 01:06:37,380 --> 01:06:39,120 [sucks, spits] 1254 01:06:40,690 --> 01:06:42,690 Mitch: You don't have to do that. 1255 01:06:43,650 --> 01:06:46,000 Thank you for taking the poison out of me, Puck. 1256 01:06:47,530 --> 01:06:48,750 That's what Napa Boys do. 1257 01:06:53,530 --> 01:06:56,970 Francis, is that you? I'm ready. 1258 01:06:57,140 --> 01:07:00,540 Jack Jr.: Yes, Monica, it's me, Francis Ford Coppola. 1259 01:07:01,370 --> 01:07:03,330 I made One from the Heart. 1260 01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:05,760 I want you to go Apocalypse Now on this pussy. 1261 01:07:05,930 --> 01:07:07,320 Stifler's brother: Look here, man. 1262 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:08,810 I was just looking through this law book. 1263 01:07:08,980 --> 01:07:10,680 It says that what Jack Jr. is about to do 1264 01:07:10,850 --> 01:07:12,680 is still considered naughty, man, even if it's your wife. 1265 01:07:12,850 --> 01:07:14,370 We got to stop him, man. Come on. 1266 01:07:14,550 --> 01:07:15,680 - [muffled perky music playing] - Robert Evans and I 1267 01:07:15,860 --> 01:07:18,170 had a lot of disagreements. 1268 01:07:18,340 --> 01:07:21,430 I also make wine, and I'm not Jack Jr. 1269 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:22,950 We got to stop him 1270 01:07:23,130 --> 01:07:24,390 before he does the naughty with his wife. 1271 01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:27,040 I'm going to put my penis twixt... [grunts] 1272 01:07:27,830 --> 01:07:33,140 Miles Jr.: Oh, yes. Hello. It's me, Francis Ford Coppola. 1273 01:07:33,310 --> 01:07:34,490 Now, Miles Jr. is going to fuck my wife. 1274 01:07:34,660 --> 01:07:35,570 He's not fucking her. 1275 01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:37,270 Yeah, but she's so wet for him. 1276 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,230 You and Steven and Brian and George. 1277 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,580 Oh, shit. It's the real Coppola. 1278 01:07:42,710 --> 01:07:44,150 [groans] 1279 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:45,540 I wanna fuck someone who's not my husband. 1280 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,710 Put it in me, Francis. Oh, yeah. 1281 01:07:48,890 --> 01:07:50,330 - Give it to me, Francis. - Stifler's brother: Uh... 1282 01:07:52,550 --> 01:07:54,340 - I made The Godfather. - [music concludes] 1283 01:07:54,510 --> 01:07:56,160 - [indistinct chatter] - [crowd cheering] 1284 01:07:56,330 --> 01:07:57,850 commentator: This is a very exciting tennis match here. 1285 01:07:59,860 --> 01:08:03,780 [uplifting music playing] 1286 01:08:09,170 --> 01:08:10,170 Otter! 1287 01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:13,610 Otter, my son! [laughs] 1288 01:08:13,790 --> 01:08:15,310 I'm never going to miss another big game again. 1289 01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:16,920 But not just the big ones. 1290 01:08:17,090 --> 01:08:18,310 I'm not going to miss a regular game either. 1291 01:08:18,490 --> 01:08:22,890 Kevin! Kevin! This is so unlike you. 1292 01:08:23,060 --> 01:08:25,760 Oh, my God. You're going to make me blush. 1293 01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:29,710 Blush. Go ahead and blush away. You were right about everything. 1294 01:08:29,890 --> 01:08:32,070 I'm going to do everything completely differently now. 1295 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:35,330 Hello? Um, can I please speak to my husband? 1296 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,630 His name's Kevin. Have you seen him around? 1297 01:08:37,810 --> 01:08:40,550 I turned down the call of the amulet for you, Annie. 1298 01:08:41,070 --> 01:08:43,070 - For us. - Annie: Kevin. 1299 01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:46,420 I've been praying to Jesus that you'd come home soon. 1300 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,470 I'm done with the Napa Boys. It's time for me to be a man. 1301 01:08:50,170 --> 01:08:51,690 You know, I was sitting there in that cave with everybody, 1302 01:08:51,870 --> 01:08:53,390 and I realized something. 1303 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:56,650 They're grasping onto something that doesn't exist. 1304 01:08:58,050 --> 01:08:59,490 Your best friends are great, but I... 1305 01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:02,880 I have new best friends now. 1306 01:09:04,580 --> 01:09:05,760 It's my family. 1307 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:08,670 - I'm choosing my family! - [crowd applauding] 1308 01:09:09,450 --> 01:09:11,500 - I'm choosing my family. - [music concludes] 1309 01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:21,070 Ooh! Whoa! Oh. [chuckles] It is so exciting. 1310 01:09:21,290 --> 01:09:24,340 All right, folks, it's time to announce the big winner. 1311 01:09:24,510 --> 01:09:27,300 Okay, if no one else shows up, 1312 01:09:27,470 --> 01:09:29,780 then we at the Napa Council will have no choice 1313 01:09:29,950 --> 01:09:33,350 but to award Vintage of the Year to the Squirm. 1314 01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:35,220 [crowd booing] 1315 01:09:35,390 --> 01:09:38,260 ♪ Go, Squirm It's your birthday, go, Squirm ♪ 1316 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:41,310 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1317 01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:46,880 Mm-hmm. Ooh. Now, uh, read my name 1318 01:09:47,050 --> 01:09:48,790 or my father will have your head. 1319 01:09:48,970 --> 01:09:51,840 [chuckles] All right, well, here we go. 1320 01:09:52,010 --> 01:09:53,400 The winner is... 1321 01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:55,710 - Squirm... - Puck: Hold the proceeding! 1322 01:09:55,890 --> 01:09:57,110 [crowd gasping] 1323 01:10:02,590 --> 01:10:04,110 Wait! 1324 01:10:04,370 --> 01:10:07,330 Let's just say Mitch's Winery is disqualified, yes? 1325 01:10:07,510 --> 01:10:09,990 Wilbur: Yes, most likely, but not until... 1326 01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:11,990 [hopeful music playing] 1327 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:15,610 It's a special Merlot. 1328 01:10:16,210 --> 01:10:20,080 No, I think you must be mistaken, little boy. 1329 01:10:20,260 --> 01:10:21,740 - [chuckles] - Yes. 1330 01:10:21,910 --> 01:10:25,130 Everyone knows there's no such thing as a good Merlot. 1331 01:10:25,310 --> 01:10:28,360 Wilbur: I do think that, but we do need to at least... 1332 01:10:28,530 --> 01:10:30,580 Squirm: No, come on. Say the Squirm wins. 1333 01:10:30,750 --> 01:10:32,450 - Squirm wins. - Patience, patience, young man. 1334 01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:34,710 Just give me a second here. I have to go through the thing. 1335 01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,060 Once I have this taste, 1336 01:10:36,230 --> 01:10:37,620 then we know I've given everybody... 1337 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,500 And this one, of course, is not... 1338 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:42,110 Well, actually, hold on a second. 1339 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:45,410 It is not as... Mm. Mm-hmm. 1340 01:10:46,110 --> 01:10:49,070 Wow. I mean, well... 1341 01:10:50,330 --> 01:10:51,980 All right. 1342 01:10:52,290 --> 01:10:56,430 My duty as a judge requires me to give an honest assessment. 1343 01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:59,430 And that assessment is that this is... 1344 01:11:00,690 --> 01:11:01,780 It's good. 1345 01:11:07,130 --> 01:11:08,000 Dare I say? 1346 01:11:12,570 --> 01:11:14,790 It's the winner! It's the winner! Come on! 1347 01:11:14,970 --> 01:11:16,750 - Yes! Yes! - [crowd cheering] 1348 01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:18,840 Wilbur: Let's get those cheers going! 1349 01:11:20,620 --> 01:11:23,490 [whines, cries] 1350 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:29,590 Wine 'n' cheese! [laughs] 1351 01:11:39,690 --> 01:11:41,260 I have to stop you all. 1352 01:11:42,990 --> 01:11:45,510 Puck must come up, 1353 01:11:45,690 --> 01:11:48,430 for she is the true berry finder, 1354 01:11:49,390 --> 01:11:51,520 the new leader of the Napa Boys. 1355 01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:54,750 Puck! [chuckles] Puck, come up here! 1356 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:57,710 ♪ ["Pennsylvania Polka" by Frankie Yankovic playing] ♪ 1357 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:02,490 What? A girl main character? 1358 01:12:02,670 --> 01:12:06,200 A girl main character, indeed. 1359 01:12:06,370 --> 01:12:07,370 No! 1360 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:14,420 For those of you keeping score at home, Squirm one, 1361 01:12:14,590 --> 01:12:20,070 Napa Boys one. It's a tie! 1362 01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:23,120 - [crying] It's a tie! - [song concludes] 1363 01:12:23,300 --> 01:12:26,610 See, Miles Jr., I told you everything's gonna be all right. 1364 01:12:26,780 --> 01:12:28,740 [hopeful music playing] 1365 01:12:30,430 --> 01:12:32,820 As mayor of Napa City, 1366 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,130 in the county of Napa Valley, 1367 01:12:35,310 --> 01:12:36,660 I hereby present 1368 01:12:36,830 --> 01:12:40,440 to you most regally the key to the city. 1369 01:12:41,620 --> 01:12:45,320 And this, a certificate that shows you are now 1370 01:12:45,490 --> 01:12:48,890 officially a real reporter, Puck. 1371 01:12:49,410 --> 01:12:51,110 Not that you really need it, 1372 01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:53,850 for you've had it inside you all along. 1373 01:12:55,070 --> 01:12:57,200 Now, what do you have to say for yourself? 1374 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:36,320 If we shadows have offended, think but this... 1375 01:13:37,590 --> 01:13:38,500 and party! 1376 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:40,770 [crowd cheering, applauding] 1377 01:13:42,510 --> 01:13:45,990 Yay! Go, Puck! She's great. 1378 01:13:48,690 --> 01:13:50,690 That's... That's my intern. 1379 01:13:51,690 --> 01:13:53,740 - [music concludes] - [crickets chirping] 1380 01:13:58,910 --> 01:14:01,700 Hey, Mitch. Can I talk to you for a second? 1381 01:14:02,570 --> 01:14:04,750 - Mitch: Hello, Greg. - How you doing? 1382 01:14:07,270 --> 01:14:09,530 I, um, hope you understand. 1383 01:14:11,010 --> 01:14:13,970 We thought you were gone. We had a funeral. 1384 01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:17,110 We sat and we toasted you and the loss of our farm. 1385 01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:21,110 Poor sweet John just had to move on, you know? 1386 01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:24,940 And besides, I think we'd been feeling something. 1387 01:14:26,110 --> 01:14:27,460 Building that winery with you 1388 01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:29,560 was one of the greatest joys of my life. 1389 01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:31,550 Sorry that love works the way it does, 1390 01:14:31,730 --> 01:14:33,340 but I wish it didn't. 1391 01:14:35,730 --> 01:14:36,820 To the grape. 1392 01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,910 Stifler's brother: Hi, Mitch. 1393 01:14:43,090 --> 01:14:44,700 Some of us Napa Boys are going out there 1394 01:14:44,870 --> 01:14:46,390 to Lookout Point to go watch some fireworks. 1395 01:14:46,570 --> 01:14:47,700 You trying to roll? 1396 01:14:48,700 --> 01:14:49,830 The fireworks? 1397 01:14:50,010 --> 01:14:52,140 Yeah. [imitates fireworks] 1398 01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:06,070 You know? 1399 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:10,200 - [pleasant music playing] - [group laughs] 1400 01:15:13,730 --> 01:15:16,210 You know, I got to admit, real or not, 1401 01:15:16,380 --> 01:15:17,900 The Sommelier exists 1402 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:19,600 in all of our hearts and brought us all together. 1403 01:15:19,780 --> 01:15:22,480 Yeah. Well said, Stifler's brother. 1404 01:15:22,650 --> 01:15:24,740 And don't forget, I won the Great Grape Festival, 1405 01:15:24,910 --> 01:15:27,130 - so, my winery will reopen. - [group laughs] 1406 01:15:27,310 --> 01:15:29,440 Male teenager: Yo, the OG Napa Boys! 1407 01:15:29,610 --> 01:15:31,610 Hey! [chuckles] Legends. 1408 01:15:31,790 --> 01:15:33,140 Jack Jr.: Hey, it's the New Class. 1409 01:15:33,310 --> 01:15:34,660 Congrats on winning the Great Grape, y'all. 1410 01:15:34,830 --> 01:15:37,490 - Yeah, seriously. - Mitch: Thanks, Gracer. 1411 01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:39,360 Hey, Skylar, maybe your Gutter Hooch 1412 01:15:39,540 --> 01:15:40,630 could win next year. 1413 01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:43,500 Oh, I wish. It'd be so cool. 1414 01:15:44,020 --> 01:15:46,500 Miles Jr.: There's five of us, and there's five of them. 1415 01:15:46,670 --> 01:15:48,760 So, the New Class, we're the New Class. 1416 01:15:48,940 --> 01:15:50,250 We're the class. 1417 01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:52,470 Miles Jr., I think you better sit down. 1418 01:15:53,290 --> 01:15:55,250 Oh, Miles Jr. 1419 01:15:56,030 --> 01:15:58,160 You didn't take your anti-anxiety medication. 1420 01:15:58,340 --> 01:16:01,300 This is Trixie's extended release LSD. 1421 01:16:02,510 --> 01:16:04,950 - I'm sorry about him. [laughs] - Gracer: Oh, it's okay. 1422 01:16:05,130 --> 01:16:07,350 - Don't even worry. - You're the OG Napa Boys. 1423 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:09,870 Yeah, OG Napa Boys. We love you guys. 1424 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:13,130 Hey, you New Class kids are all right by me. 1425 01:16:13,310 --> 01:16:14,490 You New Class kids are protectors 1426 01:16:14,660 --> 01:16:16,310 because you think I'm old. 1427 01:16:16,750 --> 01:16:18,400 New Class: No. 1428 01:16:18,570 --> 01:16:20,530 Yeah, you're, like, medium. Yeah, young. 1429 01:16:20,710 --> 01:16:22,280 - Yeah. - Miles Jr.: Because my wife 1430 01:16:22,450 --> 01:16:24,450 and my daughter, they died. 1431 01:16:24,620 --> 01:16:26,620 - Oh. - Yeah, yeah. 1432 01:16:27,150 --> 01:16:28,890 We're really sorry, Miles Jr. 1433 01:16:29,060 --> 01:16:32,500 Miles Jr.: But I could try to have a new kiss. 1434 01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:34,900 Maybe not over here, but somewhere. 1435 01:16:35,070 --> 01:16:36,680 - But, yeah, in general. - Yeah, in general, for sure. 1436 01:16:36,850 --> 01:16:38,550 Like, totally kiss. 1437 01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:42,200 Hey, New Class kids, pass a cup of that Gutter Hooch to me. 1438 01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:44,030 [all laugh] 1439 01:16:44,210 --> 01:16:48,480 This hooch, it's neither Pinot nor Merlot. 1440 01:16:48,650 --> 01:16:51,170 It's just, um, just fluid. 1441 01:16:51,350 --> 01:16:52,790 Could I have a cup of that Gutter... Hooch? 1442 01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:54,480 - Yeah. - Please. 1443 01:16:54,650 --> 01:16:56,740 - [laughs] - Could you? Jack Jr. 1444 01:16:59,140 --> 01:17:00,360 Jack Jr.: Having a little dance. 1445 01:17:00,530 --> 01:17:02,050 What do you think, Jack Jr.? 1446 01:17:02,230 --> 01:17:05,760 Oh, damn! Damn! 1447 01:17:05,930 --> 01:17:08,540 Hey, yo, yo, no cap, I'd love to watch the adventures 1448 01:17:08,710 --> 01:17:10,800 - of the New Class. - We'll sign it up. 1449 01:17:10,970 --> 01:17:12,410 - The New Class. - Thanks. 1450 01:17:12,580 --> 01:17:13,800 - Gracer: Younger. - Have more money. 1451 01:17:13,980 --> 01:17:15,850 [all laugh] 1452 01:17:16,020 --> 01:17:17,940 Adventures that are similar to the ones you went on, 1453 01:17:18,110 --> 01:17:20,240 - but new and updated. - Jack Jr.: Oh, yeah. 1454 01:17:20,420 --> 01:17:21,860 - [music concludes] - I have an announcement. 1455 01:17:22,030 --> 01:17:23,550 - Skylar: Okay. - Puck, 1456 01:17:24,340 --> 01:17:25,820 I love you. 1457 01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:29,780 And since the moment I met you, I knew you'd be my wife. 1458 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:33,960 And in front of the New Class, will you marry me? 1459 01:17:34,130 --> 01:17:36,480 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. 1460 01:17:36,650 --> 01:17:38,130 [chuckles] He's on the pills. 1461 01:17:38,310 --> 01:17:40,010 She's never going to fuck you, dude. 1462 01:17:40,180 --> 01:17:41,660 Just get over it. 1463 01:17:42,180 --> 01:17:44,180 You're fucking embarrassing yourself. 1464 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:46,710 Might want to let it harvest the winter. 1465 01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:48,450 Exactly what I said, Stifler's brother. 1466 01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:50,190 You never said that, Skylar. 1467 01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,750 - We're part of movie history. - Skylar: Thank you. 1468 01:17:52,930 --> 01:17:54,630 They can't take this away from us. 1469 01:17:55,450 --> 01:17:57,190 We're in it. We're in it. 1470 01:17:58,540 --> 01:18:00,110 Lawrence of Arabia? 1471 01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:05,940 - Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah. - [group laughing] 1472 01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:08,470 Yeah, yeah. We're Lawrence of Arabia. 1473 01:18:09,120 --> 01:18:12,860 Yeah. Movie history. [laughs] 1474 01:18:13,380 --> 01:18:15,950 - Miles Jr. - Just like in the comics. 1475 01:18:16,130 --> 01:18:17,870 Hey, why was there cake in the treasure box? 1476 01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:19,740 What the fuck was that? 1477 01:18:20,300 --> 01:18:23,090 I mean, what the fuck was that? 1478 01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:25,790 Wasn't it a Sommelier? Hey, Miles Jr., check this out. 1479 01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:27,570 Look, look, look. Look, look, look. 1480 01:18:28,140 --> 01:18:29,970 - It's Kevin. - I'm choosing my family! 1481 01:18:30,530 --> 01:18:32,360 Miles Jr.: It's Kevin. Someone uploaded this. 1482 01:18:33,270 --> 01:18:34,490 He's viral, man. 1483 01:18:34,670 --> 01:18:36,020 Kevin's settled down with his family. 1484 01:18:36,190 --> 01:18:37,580 - He's really happy. - Miles Jr.: He's viral. 1485 01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:40,190 It's something you're never gonna be. 1486 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:42,630 Okay? 1487 01:18:43,410 --> 01:18:45,370 I... Fuck Puck, man. 1488 01:18:45,550 --> 01:18:46,940 Male teenager: You know, it's pretty awesome 1489 01:18:47,110 --> 01:18:48,980 to learn that the legends about this place 1490 01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:50,640 are truer than true. 1491 01:18:50,810 --> 01:18:54,160 [tender music playing] 1492 01:18:54,340 --> 01:18:56,080 [laughs] 1493 01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:03,650 You're a New Class kid. 1494 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,220 Why are you all alone? We're having fun over there. 1495 01:19:08,270 --> 01:19:10,450 [exhales] Hey, what's wrong? 1496 01:19:10,620 --> 01:19:12,540 Okay, I'm a fucking nobody. Who cares? 1497 01:19:12,700 --> 01:19:14,790 Hey, I don't like to hear that. You're not a nobody. 1498 01:19:16,450 --> 01:19:17,760 I think you're pretty cool. 1499 01:19:18,230 --> 01:19:20,410 And I'm Jack Jr., so, I would know who's cool. 1500 01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:24,330 I guess it might be nice to talk to somebody for once. 1501 01:19:25,330 --> 01:19:27,590 I'll help you out. I went to Napa High, actually. 1502 01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:29,680 Yeah. 1503 01:19:30,110 --> 01:19:32,290 I guess I've been wanting to tell somebody about, 1504 01:19:32,460 --> 01:19:34,590 um, my dream. 1505 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:36,950 Yes, dreams. 1506 01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:40,690 God, this is what we need more of, man. 1507 01:19:40,860 --> 01:19:43,380 Like, yes, dreams, dreams. 1508 01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:47,170 Let's talk about your dreams. I'd love to hear that. Man. 1509 01:19:47,830 --> 01:19:51,180 My dream is... to make my name known. 1510 01:19:51,350 --> 01:19:53,180 Yes, your name. [chuckles] 1511 01:19:53,350 --> 01:19:55,530 - What is your name? - Prancer: Prancer. 1512 01:19:55,700 --> 01:19:58,880 That's a weird and cool name. I think that name is awesome. 1513 01:19:59,490 --> 01:20:01,010 And yes, I want it known everywhere. 1514 01:20:01,190 --> 01:20:04,500 I want everyone in Napa to know the name "Prancer." 1515 01:20:04,670 --> 01:20:07,500 And I want to rectify all the wrong that's been done 1516 01:20:07,670 --> 01:20:10,330 against me with bullets as hot as the fucking sun, man. 1517 01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:12,110 - [chuckles, sniffles] - What? 1518 01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:15,070 I want to light this bitch up. I want to kill. 1519 01:20:15,250 --> 01:20:16,600 Hey, hey, hey. 1520 01:20:17,030 --> 01:20:19,820 Hey, don't say stuff like that. That's not fucking cool. 1521 01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:22,380 The last cool thing you could ever do 1522 01:20:22,820 --> 01:20:26,520 is shoot up the fucking school, you incel piece of shit. 1523 01:20:26,950 --> 01:20:28,650 - It's... - What are you talking about? 1524 01:20:28,820 --> 01:20:30,730 All I'm saying is, "Fuck off, go away, go away, go away." 1525 01:20:30,910 --> 01:20:32,910 Yo, stop. All right? I'm gonna go over there. 1526 01:20:33,090 --> 01:20:34,660 Do you know those kids over there? 1527 01:20:35,660 --> 01:20:37,310 Who really knows anybody, man? 1528 01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:39,700 All right, just get the shit out of your fucking head. 1529 01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,270 - Who really knows anybody, man? - Jack Jr.: All right. 1530 01:20:41,450 --> 01:20:44,190 Very funny. Stop that shit. 1531 01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:51,070 [uplifting music playing] 1532 01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:52,940 - Hey! - [sighs] 1533 01:20:53,110 --> 01:20:55,290 What's wrong, little friend? 1534 01:20:55,980 --> 01:20:58,980 - Mind if I have a little sit? - Whatever. 1535 01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:01,730 Well, listen, don't be so sad. What's your little name? 1536 01:21:02,030 --> 01:21:04,770 - Prancer. - Prancer? 1537 01:21:04,950 --> 01:21:06,260 Prancer: Yeah. 1538 01:21:06,430 --> 01:21:08,520 - Prancer? - Prancer: [chuckling] Yeah. 1539 01:21:08,690 --> 01:21:11,740 Prancer, the Sitting Bridge Troll. 1540 01:21:12,170 --> 01:21:14,910 - [laughs, sighs] - Yeah. [laughs] 1541 01:21:15,090 --> 01:21:17,400 God, you really changed my mind about things. 1542 01:21:17,570 --> 01:21:19,570 - Miles Jr.? - Oh, my... 1543 01:21:19,740 --> 01:21:21,790 I think you're going to want to follow me. 1544 01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:28,150 - Come on. - Um, just promise me, okay? 1545 01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:29,450 I will. 1546 01:21:29,620 --> 01:21:30,670 Follow your dream no matter what. 1547 01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:35,150 Jack Jr.: Guys, something's happening to the amulet. 1548 01:21:35,330 --> 01:21:39,420 - [echoes] Is it a portal? - [grandiose music playing] 1549 01:21:41,590 --> 01:21:43,940 - Puck: Where are we? - Portal? 1550 01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,990 - [eagle screeches] - [all gasp] 1551 01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:49,420 - Are we in space? - Come on now, buddy. 1552 01:21:49,730 --> 01:21:50,910 I may have brain damage, 1553 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,120 but even I know if we were in space, 1554 01:21:52,300 --> 01:21:53,300 we couldn't breathe. 1555 01:21:53,470 --> 01:21:54,950 Look, this way. 1556 01:22:01,260 --> 01:22:04,920 [dramatic music playing] 1557 01:22:05,090 --> 01:22:07,010 Group: The Sommelier. 1558 01:22:07,180 --> 01:22:08,960 Napa Boy rule number eleven. 1559 01:22:09,140 --> 01:22:11,360 "Always believe in The Sommelier." 1560 01:22:11,710 --> 01:22:13,490 I believe you have something of mine. 1561 01:22:13,670 --> 01:22:14,800 Oh! [chuckles] 1562 01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:17,450 [breathes heavily] 1563 01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:20,280 Here. Here, Mr. Sommelier. 1564 01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:25,640 Glad you received my amulet's call, Miss Puck. 1565 01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:28,470 - Miles Jr.: My intern? - Jack Jr.: See, Miles Jr.? 1566 01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:30,820 The Sommelier had a plan all along. 1567 01:22:30,990 --> 01:22:32,730 This all happened so Puck could discover 1568 01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:35,030 the only good Merlot to ever exist. 1569 01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:37,390 Nice job, Puck. 1570 01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:39,000 - [group applauds] - [Jack Jr. chuckles] 1571 01:22:39,170 --> 01:22:40,430 - Miles Jr.: Yeah. - Mitch: Way to go, Puck. 1572 01:22:40,610 --> 01:22:42,050 Why, Sommelier? 1573 01:22:42,220 --> 01:22:44,740 Why have you asked us to come all this way? 1574 01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:47,180 Jack Jr., care to explain? 1575 01:22:47,660 --> 01:22:50,230 - Yeah. - J... Jack Jr.? 1576 01:22:50,440 --> 01:22:55,400 - [gentle music playing] - Oh, my God. What the fuck? 1577 01:22:55,580 --> 01:22:57,020 Jack Jr.: I just wanted the Napa Boys to go 1578 01:22:57,190 --> 01:22:58,500 on one last adventure. 1579 01:22:58,670 --> 01:23:00,630 That's right. Jack Jr. hired me. 1580 01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:03,720 I've been working on his last will and testament 1581 01:23:03,890 --> 01:23:06,420 - this entire time. - Thanks, man. [chuckles] 1582 01:23:06,590 --> 01:23:10,590 Yes, that's why Jack Jr. hired Stifler's brother. 1583 01:23:11,030 --> 01:23:12,640 We love you, buddy. We love you the most. 1584 01:23:12,810 --> 01:23:14,550 I know you love me the most. 1585 01:23:14,730 --> 01:23:17,820 All of these things are things that I knew and planned for. 1586 01:23:18,250 --> 01:23:20,600 Jack Jr. versus the Big C. 1587 01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:23,220 I bet that's gonna make a great comic book. 1588 01:23:23,390 --> 01:23:25,480 I... I... 1589 01:23:25,870 --> 01:23:28,570 [sobbing] I don't know. It's just so funny 1590 01:23:28,740 --> 01:23:30,660 that you mentioned cancer tonight. 1591 01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:33,960 "Funny"? Please explain. 1592 01:23:34,140 --> 01:23:37,190 Okay, I was talking to this New Class kid, 1593 01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:40,670 and she had cancer of the dream. 1594 01:23:41,020 --> 01:23:42,540 Because she kept saying, 1595 01:23:42,710 --> 01:23:44,580 "I... I'm not going to live my ultimate dream," 1596 01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:45,760 and I said, "Always follow your dream 1597 01:23:45,930 --> 01:23:47,060 no matter what." 1598 01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:49,550 Was her name Prancer? 1599 01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:52,550 "Prancer?" "Uh, hi, Santa, um..." 1600 01:23:53,460 --> 01:23:55,460 [exhales sharply] "Santa, get the..." 1601 01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:58,730 I... I think her name was Prancer. 1602 01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:02,380 ♪ ["You Can’t Hurry Love" by The Supremes playing] ♪ 1603 01:24:02,560 --> 01:24:04,000 [car horn honking] 1604 01:24:04,650 --> 01:24:06,960 Miles Jr., you really fucked up this time. 1605 01:24:07,130 --> 01:24:09,090 - Miles Jr.: No, right. - Jack Jr.: I am going right. 1606 01:24:09,260 --> 01:24:10,520 Puck: Why did you tell the shooter 1607 01:24:10,700 --> 01:24:12,180 to follow their dream? 1608 01:24:12,350 --> 01:24:13,400 Miles Jr.: Because I didn't know it was a shooter! 1609 01:24:13,570 --> 01:24:15,090 Puck: Hey! 1610 01:24:15,270 --> 01:24:16,750 Stifler's brother: You're going the wrong way, Jack Jr. 1611 01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:18,660 Jack Jr.: Will you please talk one at a time. 1612 01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:21,020 - Puck: You missed the turn! - Jack Jr.: What? 1613 01:24:21,190 --> 01:24:24,720 - [all scream] - [tires screeching] 1614 01:24:24,890 --> 01:24:26,460 Stifler's brother: The reason we're in this mess 1615 01:24:26,630 --> 01:24:28,200 - is you, Miles Jr. - Miles Jr.: That is not true! 1616 01:24:28,370 --> 01:24:30,460 Jack Jr.: Look, we can all agree it's Miles Jr.'s fault 1617 01:24:30,630 --> 01:24:32,370 that Napa High is going to get shot up, 1618 01:24:32,550 --> 01:24:35,380 but now I need answers. Where is Napa High? 1619 01:24:35,770 --> 01:24:37,420 [group screams] 1620 01:24:37,590 --> 01:24:39,200 Stop, stop! I can see her! Right there! Right there! 1621 01:24:39,380 --> 01:24:42,300 Jack Jr.: Go, go, go! Miles Jr., go, go! 1622 01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:44,120 [whimpers] Don't shoot! 1623 01:24:44,300 --> 01:24:47,040 - [Jack Jr. pants] - Puck: Miles Jr.! 1624 01:24:47,210 --> 01:24:48,860 - Mitch: Wait! [pants] - Puck: Over here! 1625 01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:52,570 No! No! No, there it is! There's the shooter! 1626 01:24:53,090 --> 01:24:54,400 Jack Jr.: Fuck, we're too late! 1627 01:24:54,870 --> 01:24:57,050 Miles Jr.: Don't shoot her! She's gonna shoot 'em! 1628 01:24:57,220 --> 01:24:59,000 Stifler's brother: Don't shoot up your school! 1629 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:03,440 [menacing music playing] 1630 01:25:08,930 --> 01:25:10,850 - [music concludes] - Wait! That's the moose! 1631 01:25:12,190 --> 01:25:13,100 Oh. 1632 01:25:16,940 --> 01:25:18,770 That's no moose. 1633 01:25:19,420 --> 01:25:22,160 - Yes, it is. It's a moose. - Oh, yes. It is, it is. 1634 01:25:22,330 --> 01:25:24,720 - [grunts] - [pants] 1635 01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:29,480 - [moose grunting] - [Prancer screaming] 1636 01:25:30,390 --> 01:25:32,740 - Oh. - Damn. Get her. 1637 01:25:33,430 --> 01:25:35,610 - Get her, moose. Get her. Yeah. - Stifler's brother: Ooh. 1638 01:25:35,780 --> 01:25:38,870 Now that's some good old-fashioned Napa Boy karma. 1639 01:25:39,050 --> 01:25:40,310 Eh, Puck? 1640 01:25:40,870 --> 01:25:42,610 Aye. As The Merchant of Venice taught us, 1641 01:25:42,790 --> 01:25:43,750 the truth will out. 1642 01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:45,700 Don't shoot up your school. 1643 01:25:46,180 --> 01:25:48,700 If there's anything that ruins the vibe in America, 1644 01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:50,060 it's a school shooting. 1645 01:25:50,970 --> 01:25:53,410 That moose is slow dancing with that troubled youth. 1646 01:25:53,580 --> 01:25:55,670 - [moose grunting] - Is that a waltz? 1647 01:25:55,850 --> 01:25:57,900 I never thought I'd live to solve the mystery 1648 01:25:58,070 --> 01:25:59,380 of whether a moose can waltz. 1649 01:26:00,630 --> 01:26:04,290 Hey, speaking of mysteries, we never did solve the mystery 1650 01:26:04,460 --> 01:26:06,640 of who wrote F-slur on my winery barrels. 1651 01:26:08,510 --> 01:26:11,120 - I'll admit it. I did. - [chuckles] 1652 01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:14,250 Wait, I did too. 1653 01:26:14,430 --> 01:26:16,870 - What? - I did too. 1654 01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:19,700 - [chuckles] Stifler's brother? - Miles Jr.: We all did. 1655 01:26:19,870 --> 01:26:23,270 We all wrote it so we could bond together 1656 01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:25,090 and bond through tragedy 1657 01:26:25,270 --> 01:26:28,620 because we're the Napa Boys of friendship. 1658 01:26:28,790 --> 01:26:32,580 I mean, I guess it worked. It really did work. 1659 01:26:33,190 --> 01:26:36,060 I did too, but I meant it. 1660 01:26:36,450 --> 01:26:38,320 Group: Squirm! 1661 01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:40,590 I always wanted to be one of you Napa Boys. 1662 01:26:41,370 --> 01:26:43,330 - Really? - Yeah, right. 1663 01:26:43,500 --> 01:26:45,240 - [Stifler's brother grunting] - [grunts] 1664 01:26:45,420 --> 01:26:47,120 My favorite shirt! 1665 01:26:47,380 --> 01:26:49,640 [group laughing] 1666 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:56,600 [cheering] 1667 01:26:58,130 --> 01:26:59,960 Oh, also, Kim's not my daughter. 1668 01:27:00,130 --> 01:27:01,480 - So, hey! - Hey! 1669 01:27:01,650 --> 01:27:04,310 Jack Jr.: Yeah, isn't that good? It's good, yeah. 1670 01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:06,480 But me and Monica are adopting her. 1671 01:27:06,660 --> 01:27:07,880 Mitch: Hey, that's really nice. 1672 01:27:08,050 --> 01:27:09,140 Yeah, that's great. 1673 01:27:09,310 --> 01:27:10,620 To adventure. 1674 01:27:10,790 --> 01:27:12,530 To the adventure and to the Napa Boys. 1675 01:27:13,180 --> 01:27:15,270 [triumphant music playing] 1676 01:27:17,010 --> 01:27:18,140 Jack Jr.: Now he's Zorro. 1677 01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:20,060 [all laughing] 1678 01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:28,020 Jack Jr.: I'm never going to forget this adventure. 1679 01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:29,590 It's probably my favorite adventure 1680 01:27:29,770 --> 01:27:31,640 - out of all of them. - [group chuckles] 1681 01:27:39,990 --> 01:27:42,600 [all laugh] 1682 01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:53,090 Jack Jr.: This is the best adventure! 1683 01:27:55,230 --> 01:27:56,670 Whoo! 1684 01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:05,330 Group: To Trixie! To Trixie! 1685 01:28:44,140 --> 01:28:46,140 [music concludes] 1686 01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:50,320 [gentle music playing] 1687 01:31:36,580 --> 01:31:38,500 [music concludes] 116878