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[instrumental music]
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- Hey, Will, what's goin' on?
- Uh, Lisa's comin' over.
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We're gonna watch a couple of
action-adventure flicks tonight.
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Maybe if I get lucky, we'll get
a little action adventure
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of our own going,
you know what I'm saying?
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So, what movies did you rent,
"Casanova?"
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Oh, we got "Terminator 2,"
"Lethal Weapon 3"
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and my personal favorite,
"Maniac Cop VII."
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Sounds like a romantic evening.
What's Lisa going to do?
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Lookie here, lookie here,
spanky.
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Now, I'm the man,
you see what I'm saying?
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I'm the Man-dingo.
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Lisa will watch
what I tell her to watch
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and she will enjoy it!
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And that, as they say, is that.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, it's
about to get X-rated up in here.
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- You know what I mean?
- Hey!
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- Hey, baby.
- Hey! What's up, girl?
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- Mwah!
- So what movies did you get us?
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Uh, "Terms of Endearment,"
"Fried Green Tomatoes"
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and "The Joy Luck Club."
Shall I get us some hankies?
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[theme song]
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♪ Now this is a story
all about how ♪
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♪ My life got flipped
turned upside-down ♪
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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪
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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪
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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪
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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪
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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪
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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪
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♪ And all shootin' some B-ball
outside of the school ♪
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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪
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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪
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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪
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♪ You're moving with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪
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♪ The license plate said Fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪
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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪
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♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I pulled up to a house
about 7:00 or 8:00 ♪
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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪
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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪
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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪
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♪ I got love ♪
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♪ Oh my man ♪
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♪ Ta-da da-da da-da da-da ♪
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[roaring]
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What are you so happy about?
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Oh, I just made the weekend
reservations at Palm Springs
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for me and Lisa.
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Lisa? You've been seeing
a lot of her lately.
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Oh, yeah, and if it goes
the way I plan, I'll be seeing
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the rest of her this weekend.
You know what I meant? You know?
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Have you no shame?
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Yeah, I'm ashamed of you.
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Well, while you're wallowing
in your sordid filth of a
life
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I'll be pursuing some
culture.
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I bought tickets to
"The Jeffersons Live On Stage."
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It includes
dinner with Sherman Hemsley
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and an autographed picture
of both Lionels.
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Swell, that will go great with
your Weezy collectible cups.
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Hey, Kool-Aid!
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I got your Kool-Aid, alright?
You wan--
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You look so good, you are
gonna be a hit at the
Bahamas.
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[chuckles]
Well, I can't wait to see
your mother down there.
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I've been practicing my
limbo.
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Huh!
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- Oh..
- I don't know, dad.
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That limbo bar
gets as low as 13 inches.
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Wow, Carlton,
you could just walk right under.
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Ah! Will's shacking up
with some girl in Palm Springs.
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You're gonna get it now, mister.
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Have fun.
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[laughing]
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Wait, is that all
you're gonna say to him?
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Am I paying
for your little trip?
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- Well, no.
- Five up top.
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Alright.
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Uh, Master William,
Ms. Lisa is here to see you.
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Oh, sugar-wugar,
now, come on, girl.
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Oh, and sir, the limbo bar
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is set at three feet
when you're ready.
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Excellent!
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He couldn't make that
lying flat on his back.
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Baby, now, say those words
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that you know
send chills up my spine.
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I want you to meet my
father.
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[imitating sizzling]
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Ooh. What you talking about,
girl?
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Well, baby, you know,
he and I are very close.
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And before
you and I get any closer
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I think
that you should meet him.
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Ah, alright. Uh..
Well, that's cool, that's cool.
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I'll meet him when we come back
from Palm Springs.
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Oh, check it out, I got us
the Wilt Chamberlain suite.
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[chuckling]
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With the electronic scoreboard
over the bed and everything!
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Well, before you and I
get into a little one on one
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you're gonna have to talk
to the head coach.
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Well, I'm saying,
what if he ain't playing off
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the same playbook I am, baby?
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Well, then we're gonna
have to call a time-out.
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Hey, hey, hey, don't be using
my analogy against me.
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Come on, baby, I'm just not
gonna be comfortable going
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unless I know
that my father approves of you.
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As if there's anything
not to approve of.
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Hm..
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Oh, oh-oh-oh not the ears,
baby, ooh.
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Alright,
I-I-I'll talk to your daddy.
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You keep doin' that, we're gonna
have to dig up his daddy
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I'll talk to him, too.
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[instrumental music]
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Do you have a non-profit
book
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by African-American
photographers?
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You mean "Songs Of My People."
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It's a very popular book.
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Uh, hey, hey, hey,
we're not non-profit.
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- Hey.
- Hey, baby.
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Hey, hi. Hey, hey, hey,
how are you doing? Alright.
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Uh, sorry I'm late,
um, but after I left church
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I went down and read some books
to the elderly.
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Ah, pfft..
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Don't overdo it, honey.
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Will, this is my dad.
Daddy, this is Will.
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- Hello.
- Whoa!
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How you doing?
You hear that deep voice?
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Like James Earl Jones,
"This is CNN."
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[chuckles]
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Well, I gotta get to class.
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I want you guys
to enjoy each other.
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So how's the grub here, Wilbur?
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Well, we've only had
two food-related deaths
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in the past month.
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I didn't read about that.
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You must be doin' a good job
as a manager
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to keep something
like that quiet.
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Uh, well, actually
my-my cousin, Carlton
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is the manager, you know?
I'm-I'm-I'm pretty much just--
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Tryin' to score
with my daughter.
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- Sir?
- It's a joke.
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I'm jokin',
I'm pullin' your leg.
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- Oh!
- Ha-ha-ha!
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[laughing]
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You see these pictures?
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That's my baby.
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There's nothin' in the world
I won't do for her.
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And-and I-I really
respect that, sir.
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And-and if you don't
mind me saying so
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that is a lovely picture
of your wife.
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I see where Lisa
gets her good looks from.
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That's not my wife, that's
my sister-in-law, Cecilia.
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She's so ugly,
she'd make a-a onion cry.
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[laughs]
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Okay, actually, I was
being polite. She is a dog.
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[growling]
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[laughing]
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Hey, hey, she's so ugly,
she could make a freight train
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take a dirt road.
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It'd be like, "Huh? Ah!"
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[imitating car engine revving]
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[laughing]
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You talkin' about
my family, boy?
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Um, well, no, I-I just
figured you-you was, um, so..
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You know what? I like you.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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But I'm out of time,
I got to fly
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to San Francisco
on some business.
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Why don't we just finish
this interview next week?
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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Hey, uh, sir.
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Um, you know,
I-I-I actually was hopin'
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that I could get your approval
by this weekend.
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- What's the rush?
- Oh, no rush.
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You know, I-I just hate to leave
things unfinished, you know?
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I'm very meticulous like that.
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"Meticulous."
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Hey, now that's a word
you don't run into every
day.
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Say, why don't you fly
to Frisco with me?
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You can help me
with my vocabulary. Hm.
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[laughs]
F-f-fly?
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You ain't scared, are you?
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[scoffs]
Me, scared?
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Hell, no.
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[screaming]
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(Adams)
'Hey, Wilbur, you didn't finish
your Buffalo wings.'
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Uh, I can't eat anymore.
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Sure you can, just put
some hot sauce on there.
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Um, no-no-no, thank you.
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Boy, I don't know
what you talkin', you better
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put some Red Rooster on there.
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Look, um, h-h-hey,
do you think you could just
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land the plane, you know
and I'll just walk back to LA?
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Oh, flying upside-down
makes you a little queasy
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doesn't it, boy?
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Well, no, I'm not a..
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[retching]
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Now, let's talk about
my daughter.
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Look, it's like I told you
on the ground, man.
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You know,
I-I just like being with
her.
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Wrong answer.
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[Will screaming]
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(Adams)
'You might as well admit it,
boy.'
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You like a squirrel
trying to get a nut.
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Let me ask you a question.
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How many times did you put
those rusty crusty lips
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on my daughter?
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With all due respect, sir
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I think
that's between me and Lisa.
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Wrong again.
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[screaming]
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Okay, you win.
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Well, I'll just cancel
our weekend in Palm Springs.
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Why the hell would I want
to go to Palm Springs with you?
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Not you, Lisa.
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You taking my baby girl
to Palm Springs?
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Oh, no, no, no, boy!
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- I'm really mad now!
- No, no, no.
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[screaming]
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Oh-oh. The engine dead.
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What?
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Yeah.
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Oh, so I, uh, I guess
we're going down, huh?
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Faster than a bucket of chicken
at Oprah's.
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Oh, so I should probably
just
confess all the nasty things
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I've done with your
daughter,
huh?
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Especially seein'
as how in any second now
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we're gonna be splattering all
over those mountains down there.
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Let me tell you somethin',
man, I'm from Philly.
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You got to wake up
pretty early in the morning
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to get me with some old..
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[door shuts]
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Mr. Adams?
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Mr. Adams?
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Mr. Adams?
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[screaming]
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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[Will screaming]
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[laughing]
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I made it!
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I'm alive!
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00:11:28,452 --> 00:11:30,557
- I can't believe it!
- I can't believe it, either.
243
00:11:30,577 --> 00:11:32,642
Your damn chute
wasn't supposed to open.
244
00:11:34,658 --> 00:11:36,553
Yeah, your plane wasn't supposed
to crash neither.
245
00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:39,581
I guess you just havin'
a all-around bad day, huh?
246
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,695
How the hell you land
so close to me?
247
00:11:41,716 --> 00:11:44,523
I guess I'm just lucky.
248
00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:49,695
Mayday! Mayday!
249
00:11:49,716 --> 00:11:54,608
This is Afro-Niner 4-2-3.
250
00:11:54,628 --> 00:11:55,711
We've gone down!
251
00:11:55,731 --> 00:11:59,561
Our precise position
is somewhere
252
00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:03,550
over some trees
and rocks and stuff.
253
00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:04,733
- Give me that thing.
- What you gonna do, man?
254
00:12:04,754 --> 00:12:06,578
- Give it here, give it here.
- What you gonna do?
255
00:12:06,597 --> 00:12:07,630
- Give it, give it to me.
- What you..
256
00:12:07,651 --> 00:12:08,683
- Don't..
- Get..
257
00:12:08,703 --> 00:12:09,835
- Oh-oh-oh.
- Oh.
258
00:12:10,557 --> 00:12:13,835
- You done it now!
- Oh, damn!
259
00:12:14,558 --> 00:12:17,576
Okay, look, look, we just
got
to get down from here, man.
260
00:12:17,595 --> 00:12:19,570
Okay, let me tell you
what you got to do, boy.
261
00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:23,610
You gotta get your mominimum
and knock me out of this tree.
262
00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:24,753
"Mominimum?"
263
00:12:26,607 --> 00:12:28,783
Don't you understand English,
boy? Mominimum.
264
00:12:28,804 --> 00:12:30,699
Now knock me out
of this damn tree, come on!
265
00:12:30,719 --> 00:12:32,633
Alright, alright, here,
here.
266
00:12:33,696 --> 00:12:35,721
Ah.. Oh, get me over, get
me..
267
00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:37,835
Ah! A-alright, here we go.
Here we go.
268
00:12:37,856 --> 00:12:39,731
[screaming]
269
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:41,815
Alright, I got it,
I got it, I got it.
270
00:12:45,645 --> 00:12:46,708
[screams]
271
00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:48,783
[laughs]
272
00:12:48,803 --> 00:12:49,885
[screams]
273
00:12:51,851 --> 00:12:53,886
I'm Philip Banks.
We got here as soon as we could.
274
00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,781
Have you found my nephew
yet?
275
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,885
Good news, we found the plane.
276
00:12:57,906 --> 00:12:58,939
It's totaled.
277
00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:00,853
[gasps]
What?
278
00:13:00,874 --> 00:13:02,889
- 'That's good news?'
- Uh-huh.
279
00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:06,809
- See, your nephew wasn't in it.
- Well, where is he?
280
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:10,728
If I knew that, I'd be working
for the Psychic Friends Network.
281
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:11,820
[laughs]
282
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,785
Look, that is my boyfriend
283
00:13:13,806 --> 00:13:15,911
and my father out there!
284
00:13:15,932 --> 00:13:19,721
So you're gonna be twice
as upset if they're dead, huh?
285
00:13:21,855 --> 00:13:24,823
Now, you listen here,
Mr. Park-Ranger
286
00:13:24,844 --> 00:13:25,977
Psychic-Friends-Network-freak
.
287
00:13:25,996 --> 00:13:28,021
You get out there
and find my cousin now!
288
00:13:28,744 --> 00:13:30,027
- Ashley, Ashley, get over here.
- Don't worry.
289
00:13:30,749 --> 00:13:32,032
We've got the best
in modern equipment.
290
00:13:32,754 --> 00:13:35,942
I'll send out a search party
immediately.
291
00:13:35,962 --> 00:13:37,896
Look, a party sounds like
a lot of fun.
292
00:13:37,915 --> 00:13:40,783
But can we please
find Will first? Agh!
293
00:13:42,818 --> 00:13:44,913
Ah-huh, civilization!
294
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:47,963
Two backpacks.
And, look, a broken radio.
295
00:13:47,984 --> 00:13:51,064
All we gotta do is stay here
until these guys come back.
296
00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:57,063
- They are back.
- They are?
297
00:13:58,843 --> 00:14:00,923
Where? Where?
298
00:14:00,943 --> 00:14:03,983
This is our stuff!
Oh, I don't believe this!
299
00:14:04,004 --> 00:14:08,804
We wasted four hours traveling
around this stupid mountain!
300
00:14:08,823 --> 00:14:09,933
Why don't you quit
bellyaching
301
00:14:09,953 --> 00:14:13,053
and try to come up
with some ideas of your own?
302
00:14:13,073 --> 00:14:16,023
Oh, well,
maybe I'll just do that.
303
00:14:20,813 --> 00:14:23,063
[screams]
Okay, okay, okay, okay, alright.
304
00:14:23,784 --> 00:14:26,014
The-the sun sets
in the west, right?
305
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,874
Okay, alright.
306
00:14:27,894 --> 00:14:29,973
Ah, and moss only grows
307
00:14:29,993 --> 00:14:32,873
on the north side of the trees.
308
00:14:32,893 --> 00:14:34,963
Stop spouting
all that witchcraft!
309
00:14:36,013 --> 00:14:37,943
All we gotta do
is just stay put.
310
00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:40,872
I'm sure they're out there
lookin' for me.
311
00:14:40,893 --> 00:14:42,783
Not if they know you.
312
00:14:43,912 --> 00:14:45,032
You know what, boy?
313
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,792
You've got
a double order of lip.
314
00:14:47,812 --> 00:14:50,062
And I got a short stack
of patience.
315
00:14:51,903 --> 00:14:55,823
What the hell does that mean?
316
00:14:55,842 --> 00:14:58,842
Well, put up your hands,
I'mma
give you a good
butt-whipping!
317
00:15:00,853 --> 00:15:01,983
Look.
318
00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:06,043
Please, you're like
479 years old, right?
319
00:15:06,062 --> 00:15:08,932
And I ain't tryin' to be
out here fightin' no old man.
320
00:15:08,952 --> 00:15:11,982
Oh, fine,
that makes it easier for me.
321
00:15:12,003 --> 00:15:15,923
[groaning]
Oh, my shoulder! Ow!
322
00:15:15,942 --> 00:15:17,022
Yo, you alright, man,
you alright?
323
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,992
Old man, huh?
Oh, I've got you now.
324
00:15:19,013 --> 00:15:20,793
Oh, young blood.
325
00:15:20,812 --> 00:15:21,922
- Yeah, young blood.
- Get off me, man.
326
00:15:21,942 --> 00:15:22,932
Yeah, young blood.
327
00:15:22,952 --> 00:15:25,972
[howling]
328
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,803
What's that?
329
00:15:29,822 --> 00:15:32,052
Um, I don't know.
330
00:15:32,072 --> 00:15:33,852
Coyote?
331
00:15:34,062 --> 00:15:36,052
What do they eat?
332
00:15:36,783 --> 00:15:38,903
[growling]
333
00:15:40,922 --> 00:15:42,062
One of those?
334
00:15:42,783 --> 00:15:44,963
[instrumental music]
335
00:15:44,983 --> 00:15:46,943
What is taking so long?
336
00:15:46,962 --> 00:15:48,852
You have got to find my father!
337
00:15:48,873 --> 00:15:51,863
Don't worry, Ranger Franklin's
our best tracker.
338
00:15:51,883 --> 00:15:54,933
He never comes back
empty-handed.
339
00:15:54,952 --> 00:15:56,812
Oh, this is a tragedy.
340
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:59,002
Oh, don't worry, Carlton, I'm
sure everything's gonna be okay.
341
00:15:59,023 --> 00:16:03,852
Okay? I'm missing
"The Jeffersons Live On Stage."
342
00:16:03,872 --> 00:16:07,792
Right now I bet George is
calling somebody a jive turkey.
343
00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:10,922
I don't know
what you're complaining about
344
00:16:10,941 --> 00:16:13,811
This is hardly the way
I wanted to spend my weekend.
345
00:16:13,831 --> 00:16:15,071
Sitting around
in some dusty old shack
346
00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:18,041
waiting for Will to show up.
347
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,981
Man, it's tough
findin' people in the woods.
348
00:16:21,002 --> 00:16:22,812
We'll try again in the morning.
349
00:16:22,831 --> 00:16:24,901
Well, no hurry.
350
00:16:24,921 --> 00:16:25,991
[chuckles]
351
00:16:28,972 --> 00:16:31,852
Look, my nephew is a city
boy.
352
00:16:31,872 --> 00:16:34,002
I'm worried that he might not be
able to survive in the woods.
353
00:16:34,022 --> 00:16:36,952
- Oh, where's he from?
- West Philadelphia.
354
00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:38,952
Oh, don't worry,
if he can survive there
355
00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:41,962
a couple of snakes and bears
aren't gonna bother him.
356
00:16:41,982 --> 00:16:43,052
[laughs]
357
00:16:43,782 --> 00:16:46,802
[instrumental music]
358
00:16:56,051 --> 00:16:58,001
What are you doing?
359
00:16:58,022 --> 00:17:00,812
What's it look like I'm doing?
I'm blowin' on the embers.
360
00:17:00,831 --> 00:17:03,011
Uh, you're blowing
the fire out, man.
361
00:17:03,032 --> 00:17:05,922
Look, relax, I got a idea.
362
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,782
What are you doin'?
363
00:17:08,851 --> 00:17:09,921
- Just stand back, please.
- Hey.
364
00:17:09,942 --> 00:17:11,942
What are you doing
with my Red Rooster?
365
00:17:15,992 --> 00:17:17,882
Damn!
366
00:17:21,861 --> 00:17:23,901
And that was just the mild.
367
00:17:23,922 --> 00:17:24,992
Ooh.
368
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:34,990
Man..
369
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,920
Look at those stars.
370
00:17:38,941 --> 00:17:41,781
You don't see them like that
back in the city.
371
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,920
Yeah, too much light.
372
00:17:46,050 --> 00:17:49,990
You know,
bein' out here in nature
373
00:17:50,011 --> 00:17:53,791
uh, two guys
against the elements
374
00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:55,000
it's like guys just
375
00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:58,841
naturally kind of bond
with each other, you know?
376
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,910
You come together
through a tough situation..
377
00:18:02,921 --> 00:18:04,991
...actually start
to like each other.
378
00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:08,860
That ain't happening with us.
379
00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:14,040
Not even a little.
380
00:18:21,011 --> 00:18:24,841
Man, look at that moon.
381
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:29,950
♪ Somewhere there's music ♪
382
00:18:29,971 --> 00:18:34,011
♪ How plain the tune ♪
383
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:38,791
♪ Somewhere there's heaven ♪
384
00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:42,790
♪ How high the moon yeah ♪♪
385
00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,880
Hey, what you know
about some jazz, boy?
386
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:47,910
Oh, man, my grandma
used to play Ella all the time.
387
00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:50,891
Ella, Sarah, Thelonious,
Miles, Bert.
388
00:18:50,911 --> 00:18:54,041
Oh, man, those were the days.
389
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:55,960
- Before the music died.
- Ah.
390
00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:58,941
Hey, yeah, you can stop there,
the music ain't died.
391
00:18:58,961 --> 00:19:00,920
Now you got Guru,
Digable Planets
392
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,070
A Tribe Called Quest.
393
00:19:02,789 --> 00:19:03,989
"The Defense Rests."
394
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,050
[chuckles]
No, I'm telling you, man,
you know they got
395
00:19:06,069 --> 00:19:09,059
a nice blend
of the old school with the new.
396
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:12,050
- Lisa likes it.
- Lisa listen to jazz?
397
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:14,809
Oh, man,
we listen to jazz every time
398
00:19:14,829 --> 00:19:15,989
when we try
to get in the mood..
399
00:19:18,789 --> 00:19:20,859
Is that Orion the Hunter?
400
00:19:20,879 --> 00:19:22,899
Look at that.
401
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,890
You know, Will, about Lisa..
402
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:28,860
...sometime I am
a little overprotective of her.
403
00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:32,869
But she's my baby girl.
404
00:19:32,889 --> 00:19:36,989
Heck, she's all I got now,
that I lost my plane.
405
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,890
Mm-hmm, I'm saying, I mean,
I-I can dig that and everything.
406
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,920
But don't you care
what she wants?
407
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,980
Nope.
408
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,920
Put some more hot sauce on the
fire, I'm gonna go on to bed.
409
00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:49,986
♪ Somewhere there's music
hey hey hey ♪
410
00:19:50,006 --> 00:19:51,842
♪ How high the moon ♪
411
00:19:51,861 --> 00:19:53,085
♪ Hey hey hey ♪
412
00:19:53,809 --> 00:19:54,902
[groans]
413
00:19:59,888 --> 00:20:02,125
[fire crackling]
414
00:20:02,847 --> 00:20:04,132
[laughs]
415
00:20:04,854 --> 00:20:06,901
[instrumental music]
416
00:20:07,934 --> 00:20:09,890
I mean, I always found it
so incredible
417
00:20:09,911 --> 00:20:13,051
that only I could prevent
forest fires.
418
00:20:13,072 --> 00:20:16,062
I mean,
that's so much responsibility.
419
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,169
You know, I really should be out
there lookin' for your cousin.
420
00:20:18,891 --> 00:20:22,112
Uh, don't worry,
Will likes to sleep in.
421
00:20:25,171 --> 00:20:27,920
- Will!
- Oh, thank God you're alright!
422
00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:30,067
- Hey..
- Oh!
423
00:20:30,088 --> 00:20:32,195
The pool house wouldn't have
been the same without you, Will.
424
00:20:32,214 --> 00:20:35,023
Hey, thanks a lot, Carlton.
425
00:20:35,043 --> 00:20:37,080
There, I said it! You happy?
426
00:20:39,036 --> 00:20:40,170
Will, where's my father?
427
00:20:40,191 --> 00:20:42,177
Oh, hey, it's alright,
baby, he is fine.
428
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,083
- But what happened?
- Well, you know..
429
00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:46,200
We had a little engine
trouble
and we went down.
430
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:48,097
Well, but, you know, it was
actually the best thing
431
00:20:48,117 --> 00:20:50,153
could have happened to us,
yeah, we landed
432
00:20:50,173 --> 00:20:52,050
kind of in this wooded glade
433
00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:53,252
you know,
near this bubbling brook.
434
00:20:53,273 --> 00:20:56,082
Uh, kind of looked like
the beer commercials.
435
00:20:56,102 --> 00:20:58,138
Except there wasn't
no naked honeys.
436
00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:01,099
Wasn't no beer.
437
00:21:01,118 --> 00:21:02,282
Oh, but you know what,
I don't know if it was
438
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,248
the-the beauty of the area
439
00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:07,249
or-or just being outdoors,
but we-we kind of bonded.
440
00:21:07,269 --> 00:21:09,166
Well, why didn't he come back
with you?
441
00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:11,323
Ah, look, I could not
tear him away, you know?
442
00:21:11,342 --> 00:21:13,288
I told him we could probably
just walk down this brook
443
00:21:13,309 --> 00:21:15,266
take us back to civilization,
but he said
444
00:21:15,286 --> 00:21:18,115
"No, you go on without me,
I wanna stay here
445
00:21:18,134 --> 00:21:20,110
and be at one with nature."
446
00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:23,120
You know, you can't be at one
when you two, so I jetted.
447
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,117
- Really?
- Well, hey, you know what?
448
00:21:25,137 --> 00:21:27,274
I'm telling you,
your father is a changed man.
449
00:21:27,295 --> 00:21:30,194
He-he said we should go to Palm
Springs and enjoy ourselves.
450
00:21:30,213 --> 00:21:32,230
You mean, he actually said
that we could go?
451
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,156
It was he insisted!
452
00:21:34,176 --> 00:21:36,344
Well, now that we know
you're all safe
453
00:21:36,365 --> 00:21:38,221
I can still catch my flight
to the Bahamas.
454
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,337
Come on, everybody,
let's go, we're out of here.
455
00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:48,323
[crickets chirping]
456
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,407
Where's that boy
with that firewood?
457
00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:55,336
Wilbur!
458
00:21:57,473 --> 00:21:59,389
Yo, outside
is a trail of hot sauce.
459
00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:01,336
Light a match,
take you right to him.
460
00:22:01,356 --> 00:22:04,386
[instrumental music]
461
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:09,483
Wilbur! Ah, Robin Hood,
are you around here?
462
00:22:10,466 --> 00:22:13,536
- Alright..
- Anybody!
463
00:22:13,555 --> 00:22:16,495
Red Rooster? Anybody, give me
a hand. Squirrel! I need..
464
00:22:16,516 --> 00:22:18,523
Give me a piece of cheese,
I'm hungry.
465
00:22:20,499 --> 00:22:23,489
Little Red Riding Hood,
where are you?
466
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:26,509
Wilbur! Hey!
467
00:22:26,529 --> 00:22:28,415
They leaving me out here
by myself, I'm scared!
468
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,551
(male #1)
We need some more people,
come on in.
469
00:22:30,572 --> 00:22:33,371
The Three Bears, where are you?
470
00:22:33,390 --> 00:22:35,367
- Help me, somebody.
- John, John, the show's over.
471
00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:37,413
Help me, help me, please!
Wilbur, where are you?
472
00:22:37,434 --> 00:22:39,380
The show.. Alright, you can stay
out here if you want.
473
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,617
(Adams)
Wilbur! What the hell happened
to everything?
474
00:22:44,467 --> 00:22:47,376
[instrumental music]
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