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[instrumental music]
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Hey, my brother.
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I just came back
from the free clinic
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and guess what I got?
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What, man?
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The phone number of
those two nurses we met.
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Yo, the twins that
sleep in the same bed?
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With some luck, we could put
an end to that streak.
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You're the man.
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Oh, hey, Phillipe, I need
you to cover my next shift.
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Actually, cover
my next three shifts.
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You know
how demanding twins can be.
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Yes, my brother,
it's going to be some night.
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Oh, wait. I just remembered.
I can't go.
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- Well, why not?
- I'm getting married.
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[theme song]
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♪ Now this is a story ♪
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♪ All about how my life got
flipped turned upside down ♪
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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪
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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪
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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪
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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪
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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪
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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪
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♪ And all shootin' some B-ball
outside of the school ♪
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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪
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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪
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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪
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♪ You're moving with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪
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♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪
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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪
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♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪
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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪
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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪
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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪
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What do you mean
you're getting married?
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Her name is Jewel Robinson.
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I saw her on "Cops," getting
busted for grand theft auto.
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Jazz, the woman's a convict?
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We prefer the term
freedom impaired.
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Hmm, how about the term
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not playing with
a full cell block?
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You don't understand, man.
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Jewel makes
my life complete.
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See, I know you look
at me and you say
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"Damn!
That Jazz has it all."
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But the truth is
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behind these shades
there's a big, empty hole.
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Well, that's for damn sure.
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And I was going
to make you my best man.
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Oh, really?
Your best man?
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Well, you are
my best friend
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and all my other friends just
pretend to like me for my money.
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That's because
you owe it to 'em.
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The ceremony's at the
Women's Correctional Institution
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next Tuesday.
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Whoa, whoa, Jazz, you..
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You're getting
married at the prison?
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Why not? It's free.
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We follow a execution.
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Jazz, ain't no homie of mine
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getting married up
in no prison.
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Well, unless you got
a rich uncle or something
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that's how it's got to be.
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♪ Bad boys bad boys
whatcha gonna do? ♪
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♪ Whatcha gonna do
when they come for you? ♪
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♪ Bad boys bad boys
whatcha gonna do? ♪
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There she is, Jewel Robinson
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number 54820,
out of Folsom Prison.
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Crime, grand theft auto.
Time served, two years.
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Let's take a look
at the video tape.
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(male #1 on TV)
'Officer down! Officer down!
We need backup!'
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(male #2 on TV)
'Get her off of me!
She's biting my.. Oh!'
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Has Jazz lost his mind?
I mean, woof!
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What's wrong with her face?
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Sweetheart, it's
electronically scrambled.
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Whatever. I just hope she's
not toying with Jazz's emotions.
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I'd hate to see a sweet guy
like that get hurt.
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Honey, up till today
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you've never had
a nice thing to say about Jazz.
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Up till today,
Jazz was available.
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Now that he's getting
married,
well forbidden fruit
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always looks more tempting,
doesn't it?
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Mother, for God's sake,
he's half your age.
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Well, I'm happy for Jazz.
I think it is so romantic.
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I give it three weeks.
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The marriage or her parole?
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[laughing]
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Yo, whoa, whoa. That's not
funny. Jazz is my best friend.
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Was. Be prepared, Will.
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Marriage brings
about new priorities.
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You may find that
Jazz has less time
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to spend with you
once he's taken a wife.
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Oh, please,
ain't no way Jazz nor me
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gonna let some honey
come in between us.
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Yeah, that's what I thought too.
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When I married Vivian
I lost all my friends.
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Isn't that right, honey?
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Ah...but, uh, you know
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but it wasn't like
I was gonna need 'em.
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After all, I wasn't
gonna have any fun anymore.
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Ah...uh, honey.
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Ah, uh, sweetheart.
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Ah, uh, uh, baby, uh..
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Man, Uncle Phil, I knew you had
a man-sized appetite
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but both feet?
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Don't worry, daddy.
I'll run damage control.
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Thank you.
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Hey, well, look, I don't even
care. Look, Jazz is in love.
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And I'm gonna make sure that
he has the best wedding ever
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even if I got
to pay for it myself.
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I mean, even though I am
just a poor black man
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trying to get my edumacation.
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Forget it, Will. I am not
shelling out for Jazz's wedding.
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Oh-oh, please, n-now
I seem to remember
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a rather large relative
of mine saying that
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"If Jazz would
just find some bimbo
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"to get his mind
off of Hilary
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I'd be more than happy
to pay for the wedding."
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Uh, oh, well, now..
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Way to go, Judge Banks.
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You pretend
to uphold the law
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but you're gonna renege
on a verbal contract?
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Well...well,
she is a convict.
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I could call it a rehabilitation
party and write if off.
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Hey, check it out.
You're a judge.
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You can perform the
ceremony.
Pay yourself 25 bucks.
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- Fifty.
- I don't care.
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Pay yourself a 100.
It's your money.
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That's right.
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[Will imitating a woman]
'Oh, I've finally found
the man of my dreams.'
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'Marry me, Carlton.'
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Very funny, Will
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but while you're
playing with dolls
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I'll be securing
the premises.
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I mean, we are gonna
have a convict in the house.
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Hey, look, Jazz,
would you relax, man?
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I can't help myself, Will.
Not with Jewel due any minute.
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Oh, is she pregnant too?
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Of course not.
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I have the deepest
respect for her, Mr. Banks.
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She's a class act.
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Somebody wants to know
where the bride is registered.
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Gillespie Liquors.
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[doorbell rings]
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She's here.
She's here! She's here!
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(Philip)
Carlton!
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I also put my diamond cufflinks
in a balloon and swallowed them.
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That's more than I ever
wanted
to know about you, Carlton.
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Okay, everybody, just relax.
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[giggling]
Well, hi there, Mr. Man.
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You like my dress?
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Hilary, will you get out of
my way? You're blocking my view.
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Ms. Jewel Robinson.
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- Jazzy!
- Munchkin!
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There's a lot to be said
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for a woman who's been
in prison a long time.
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Hey.
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Yo.
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Hello in there!
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[panting]
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Munchkin, these are
the lovely people
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who've opened their home
and their wallet to us.
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Hey, I'm Will,
the best man.
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Oh, yeah? As far as I can
see,
this here is the best man.
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I love this bony butt.
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And it loves you too, my pet.
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Carlton Banks here.
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I suppose you noticed
our fine collection
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of European autos
in our driveway.
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I also noticed
you have a very small head.
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Hey.
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Don't mind him.
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We are very happy
to have you in our home.
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Thanks.
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And I guess it's true
what they say
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"You can't buy good taste."
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Hey.
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Now, which one of you
is the desperately
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stuck-up, self-centered,
clothes horse?
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Guilty.
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Now just a minute,
young lady.
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I'm sorry.
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You see, the prison
therapist says
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that I should say
what's on my mind
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and not keep
too much bottled up.
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Otherwise I'd, you know,
go out and do something stupid
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like hot-wiring a Lexus.
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Although it did
get me on prime time.
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Capturing the hearts
of viewers everywhere.
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I just wanna say,
if you ever hurt him
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I'll hunt you down like the dog
that you are and kill you.
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Well, gotta go shop
for your present.
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Beautiful and nuts.
You must be very proud.
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I guess.
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Well, hey, look,
I've-I've got an idea.
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Jazz, why don't you take Jewel
into the kitchen
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and get her, get her some grub.
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That's if tubby here
hasn't eaten it all.
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[instrumental music]
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[knocking on door]
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Come in.
Just trying on my wedding dress.
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Hey, Jewel, I just
wanted to come and check
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and see if there's any
last-minute things you needed.
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You know, a cup of coffee,
a blood test.
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Actually, I thought I'd see if
you could live up to your title.
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You know, best man.
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Oh, what'd you
have in mind?
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Could you help
me with this?
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Oh, it's already
zipped up.
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I know.
I want you to zip it down.
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Um...I don't think
that's a good idea.
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Um, listen, oh, my cousin
Hilary is right down the hall.
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- I'm gonna get Hilary.
- Will, quit messing around.
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Come on. I gotta take a shower
and do my hair. Now, hurry up.
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Y-you know, if-if, if somebody
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was-was to walk
in here right now..
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...they, they might think
you was hittin' on me.
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Trust me, if I was hittin'
on you, you'd know it.
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Really?
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How?
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Okay. You made your point.
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[instrumental music]
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(Will)
Uncle Phil, you busy?
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What's on your mind, Will?
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Um...Jewel kissed me.
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It's customary
to kiss the bride.
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Oh, no, no, no,
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Uncle Phil, this was like
one of them "Fatal
Attraction"
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elevator scene kisses.
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You know what I'm saying?
You know?
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Oh, come on.
You're exaggerating, Will.
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Listen, listen,
Uncle Phil, I'm telling you.
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I went up to the room to see
if she needed anything, alright?
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She kissed me on my lips,
alright?
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She jumped on me,
and she was stuck on me.
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And I was trying to shake her
off, but I couldn't get her off.
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She was like a, like a
little naked Velcro midget.
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What am I gonna do, Uncle Phil?
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I guess, you've only
got two choices.
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You can either tell Jazz or not.
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And you're a judge, right?
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00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:55,764
Well, maybe this
story will help you.
246
00:11:55,784 --> 00:11:59,589
You know, when I was younger,
I was a pretty sexy guy.
247
00:11:59,609 --> 00:12:01,812
Look, if you're not gonna
take
this seriously, Uncle Phil..
248
00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:06,786
Do you wanna
hear this story?
249
00:12:06,805 --> 00:12:08,545
[sighing]
250
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,645
Okay, I was driving
home from a party
251
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,795
with my buddy
and his girlfriend.
252
00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:15,744
Now, my buddy fell asleep.
253
00:12:15,765 --> 00:12:17,565
The next thing I know
254
00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:21,684
she leans across
and fastens my seat belt.
255
00:12:23,564 --> 00:12:25,564
You know what I'm saying?
You know?
256
00:12:26,755 --> 00:12:28,704
Please don't do that,
Uncle Phil.
257
00:12:30,774 --> 00:12:33,554
Sorry.
258
00:12:33,573 --> 00:12:35,603
Anyway, I figured
that our friendship
259
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,744
was strong enough to stand
the truth, so we went for a beer
260
00:12:37,764 --> 00:12:39,614
and I told him everything
that happened.
261
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,584
Well, did-did he thank you?
262
00:12:41,603 --> 00:12:42,603
Oh, yeah.
263
00:12:42,624 --> 00:12:45,553
With a barstool
on the head.
264
00:12:45,572 --> 00:12:48,632
Well, well, I mean,
Jazz ain't the violent type.
265
00:12:48,653 --> 00:12:50,613
I don't think.
266
00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,763
Well, the point is,
to be a good friend
267
00:12:52,783 --> 00:12:55,573
you have to risk
losing a good friend.
268
00:12:55,592 --> 00:12:57,602
[sighs]
269
00:12:57,623 --> 00:12:59,562
I think I know what I gotta do.
270
00:12:59,581 --> 00:13:00,701
What's that?
271
00:13:00,721 --> 00:13:03,641
I got to find somebody else
to talk to about this.
272
00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:06,791
[knocking on door]
273
00:13:08,762 --> 00:13:11,692
Hey, Jazz.
274
00:13:11,711 --> 00:13:12,791
How's it going, man?
275
00:13:12,811 --> 00:13:15,810
How's it going? This is
the best day of my life.
276
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:18,660
Did I thank you for everything
you've done for me and Jewel?
277
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,690
Well, not everything.
278
00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:23,680
I hope you two will be close.
279
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,670
She touched me, Will.
280
00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:28,639
And I know she'll
touch you too.
281
00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:32,660
Um, yeah, listen,
a-actually, Jazz
282
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,719
that's-that's kinda what
I wanted to talk to you about.
283
00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:36,570
See, listen, last night--
284
00:13:36,589 --> 00:13:37,799
She told you
about our decision?
285
00:13:37,819 --> 00:13:41,629
- What decision?
- The one we made last
night.
286
00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:43,779
We're gonna have ten kids.
287
00:13:43,798 --> 00:13:45,698
One for every
month of the year.
288
00:13:47,698 --> 00:13:49,678
And we're gonna name
them all after you.
289
00:13:51,619 --> 00:13:54,589
Jazz, hey, you-you
ain't got to do that, man.
290
00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:56,729
Okay, then.
We'll name them Earl.
291
00:13:58,688 --> 00:14:01,617
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's cool, Jazz.
292
00:14:01,638 --> 00:14:05,628
See, me and Jewel,
we got this crazy dream.
293
00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:07,788
We're gonna keep our kids
out of reform school.
294
00:14:09,788 --> 00:14:10,828
Listen, Jazz--
295
00:14:11,547 --> 00:14:13,597
See, Will,
I don't know how long
296
00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:15,627
this happiness
is gonna last.
297
00:14:16,696 --> 00:14:19,606
If it's for just one day
298
00:14:19,627 --> 00:14:21,737
it's more than
I've ever known before.
299
00:14:23,747 --> 00:14:26,757
So, what did you wanna
talk to me about?
300
00:14:26,777 --> 00:14:28,717
Oh, I-I just wanted
to thank you
301
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:32,676
for-for picking out these lovely
yellow and greenensembles.
302
00:14:32,695 --> 00:14:33,675
You're welcome.
303
00:14:33,695 --> 00:14:36,555
[instrumental music]
304
00:14:39,665 --> 00:14:42,695
Cell block 41 has arrived.
305
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,815
Welcome, ladies.
306
00:14:50,535 --> 00:14:52,795
Uh, please take a moment
to sign our guest book.
307
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,795
And now, if I could
just have your thumb..
308
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:02,733
You know, I resent being
treated like a common thief.
309
00:15:02,754 --> 00:15:05,654
Well, you do, do you?
310
00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:07,593
Well, what kind
of cold-hearted
311
00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:09,694
viscous, evil crime
did you commit?
312
00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:11,743
Securities fraud.
313
00:15:11,764 --> 00:15:14,744
Really?
An inside trader?
314
00:15:15,763 --> 00:15:18,573
So, are you here alone?
315
00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:22,752
Ladies and gentlemen, if you'd
all please take your seats.
316
00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:25,583
And, uh, I want to thank you
317
00:15:25,603 --> 00:15:27,703
for attending this
wonderful occasion.
318
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:30,821
It's a pretty nice
turnout, huh, Uncle Phil?
319
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:32,701
Are you kidding?
Jazz ain't got no friends.
320
00:15:32,722 --> 00:15:35,552
I hired these people.
321
00:15:35,571 --> 00:15:36,661
Ashley?
322
00:15:37,652 --> 00:15:39,742
[instrumental music]
323
00:15:58,651 --> 00:16:00,810
- Dearly beloved--
- Stop the wedding!
324
00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:03,600
You can't marry her, Jazz.
325
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:05,560
We're not cousins, are we?
326
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,600
Hilary,
what's the meaning of this?
327
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:09,740
I'm in love with him.
328
00:16:11,669 --> 00:16:13,729
Oh, my God. What am I saying?
329
00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:18,539
I'm going to go lie down.
330
00:16:23,588 --> 00:16:26,598
[chuckles]
May I continue?
331
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,559
We are gathered together
to join this man
332
00:16:28,578 --> 00:16:30,538
and this woman in matrimony.
333
00:16:30,558 --> 00:16:31,737
'If there's anyone
here who knows'
334
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,598
'why they shouldn't
be joined together'
335
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,588
let them speak now
or forever hold their peace.
336
00:16:36,608 --> 00:16:37,718
[clears throat]
337
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:43,807
Some friend you are.
338
00:16:44,528 --> 00:16:46,817
I'm sorry, Jazzy.
We can't get married.
339
00:16:47,536 --> 00:16:49,616
- Munchkin!
- Jazz!
340
00:16:49,637 --> 00:16:50,757
Freeze!
341
00:16:53,796 --> 00:16:55,666
Munchkin, please!
342
00:16:55,686 --> 00:16:59,666
What about all our guests,
and-and-and all the gifts?
343
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,575
I ain't never owned
anything that still had
344
00:17:01,596 --> 00:17:02,726
the serial number on it.
345
00:17:03,785 --> 00:17:06,595
Jazzy, I'm sorry.
It just wouldn't work.
346
00:17:06,615 --> 00:17:08,765
Will, see if you
could talk to her.
347
00:17:08,785 --> 00:17:09,795
Jazz, I can't..
348
00:17:09,815 --> 00:17:11,775
For little Earl's sake.
349
00:17:16,545 --> 00:17:19,624
Listen, Jewel,
you cannot do this to Jazz.
350
00:17:19,644 --> 00:17:21,574
Alright?
Marry him, okay?
351
00:17:21,594 --> 00:17:24,604
You guys can just leave
the state and put me behind you.
352
00:17:24,624 --> 00:17:25,684
Will, I can't.
353
00:17:25,705 --> 00:17:26,755
You have to.
354
00:17:26,775 --> 00:17:28,615
No, really, I can't.
I'm on parole.
355
00:17:28,634 --> 00:17:30,594
I'm not allowed
to leave the state.
356
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,583
Damn these good looks of mine!
357
00:17:37,694 --> 00:17:42,604
Listen, now, now, Jewel,
I know it's hard, okay?
358
00:17:42,623 --> 00:17:45,563
But-but you got to
look beyond this charming
359
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:46,813
sexy exterior, okay?
360
00:17:47,532 --> 00:17:49,572
'You got to see
the real Will Smith.'
361
00:17:49,592 --> 00:17:52,612
I'm-I'm-I'm irresponsible,
I'm unreliable, I'm immature.
362
00:17:52,632 --> 00:17:54,542
Egotistical, self-centered.
363
00:17:54,562 --> 00:17:55,592
Yeah, yeah, that's it!
364
00:17:55,612 --> 00:17:57,552
Conceited,
thick-headed, spoiled.
365
00:17:57,572 --> 00:17:58,732
O-okay. That's fine.
366
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:02,811
And on top of that, you
ain't
even that good-looking.
367
00:18:06,561 --> 00:18:08,531
Then, why you want me so bad?
368
00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:09,681
I don't want you.
369
00:18:09,702 --> 00:18:12,632
I only came on to you
'cause I figured you'd tell Jazz
370
00:18:12,652 --> 00:18:14,572
and then he'd call
the whole thing off.
371
00:18:14,591 --> 00:18:15,741
But you couldn't even do that.
372
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,540
I kissed you for nothing.
373
00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:23,680
Well, damn.
374
00:18:25,661 --> 00:18:27,741
Will, I've never met anybody
375
00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:30,791
who cares for me
as much as Jazz does.
376
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,769
You know, whenever we go
to a nice restaurant
377
00:18:33,789 --> 00:18:35,669
he carries my tray.
378
00:18:38,609 --> 00:18:40,689
And when it's time to
skip out on the check
379
00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:43,610
he always holds open
the bathroom window for me.
380
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,670
Well, that's Jazz for you.
381
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:50,679
Can't you see?
382
00:18:50,699 --> 00:18:52,639
I don't deserve a man like him.
383
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,619
I mean, look what
he's done for me.
384
00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:58,739
Beautiful wedding gown.
385
00:18:58,759 --> 00:19:01,659
Getting married
in a Bel-Air mansion.
386
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,688
Do you know where
my mama was married?
387
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:06,788
No, where?
388
00:19:06,807 --> 00:19:08,747
I don't know.
I was hoping you did.
389
00:19:12,797 --> 00:19:15,637
Uh, Jewel,
believe me when I tell you
390
00:19:15,658 --> 00:19:17,758
you and Jazz are
made for each other.
391
00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:20,676
Listen, trust me,
I've known Jazz a long time
392
00:19:20,697 --> 00:19:23,617
and you are the best
thing to ever happen to him.
393
00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:26,706
Will, I'm scared.
394
00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:29,767
What if it doesn't work out?
395
00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:32,787
It will.
396
00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:34,675
But what if it doesn't?
397
00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:37,685
It will.
398
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,735
- But-but what if it doesn't?
- It will!
399
00:19:48,756 --> 00:19:51,765
Now, look, get in there
and marry that boy.
400
00:19:51,784 --> 00:19:52,764
Thanks.
401
00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:54,654
[instrumental music]
402
00:19:54,675 --> 00:19:57,515
Okay. Let's get a shot
of the bridesmaids.
403
00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,765
[camera clicks]
404
00:20:01,524 --> 00:20:02,634
[camera clicks]
405
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,644
Okay. We're back, we're
back.
Everything's okay.
406
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,634
Bride just got a little nervous,
but who wouldn't, marrying Jazz?
407
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:12,780
May I continue?
408
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,586
- Please do.
- 'Good.'
409
00:20:15,606 --> 00:20:18,553
The bride and groom have
prepared their own vows.
410
00:20:18,573 --> 00:20:19,669
Jazz?
411
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:24,840
You are one jewel
I never want to hock.
412
00:20:26,771 --> 00:20:29,849
Sometimes I want to bite you
to see if you're really real.
413
00:20:31,658 --> 00:20:34,886
If love was craps,
you'd be a seven..
414
00:20:34,907 --> 00:20:37,833
...if it was
on the first roll.
415
00:20:37,855 --> 00:20:40,932
But if it was on the second
roll and say the point was six
416
00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:43,757
you'd be a six.
417
00:20:43,778 --> 00:20:45,930
No, actually you'd be a nine
'cause I play the field
418
00:20:45,951 --> 00:20:48,868
on the second roll
and make a couple extra bucks.
419
00:20:48,888 --> 00:20:51,935
Then you'd be a six on the third
roll and then I'd clean up.
420
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,032
I think you know
what I'm trying to say.
421
00:20:55,052 --> 00:20:57,969
I love you,
and you make me feel lucky.
422
00:20:59,921 --> 00:21:01,923
And now, Jewel.
423
00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:09,064
I love you, Jazzy
424
00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:11,870
and I wanna
be with you always.
425
00:21:11,889 --> 00:21:14,896
Thank you for setting
this little jailbird free.
426
00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:16,938
Body, mind and spirit.
427
00:21:17,179 --> 00:21:19,935
Baby, I love you.
428
00:21:19,955 --> 00:21:22,047
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright, alright, alright.
429
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:29,158
Do you, Jazz, take this woman
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
430
00:21:29,179 --> 00:21:31,050
Oh, yeah.
431
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:37,013
Do you, Jewel, take this man to
be your lawfully wedded husband?
432
00:21:37,033 --> 00:21:39,075
Oh, yeah.
433
00:21:39,095 --> 00:21:40,272
By the powers vested in me
434
00:21:40,292 --> 00:21:43,259
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
435
00:21:44,296 --> 00:21:46,217
You may kiss the bride.
436
00:21:47,322 --> 00:21:49,334
[applauding]
437
00:21:51,326 --> 00:21:54,193
[instrumental music]
438
00:22:14,227 --> 00:22:15,363
Okay. Um..
439
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,332
Jewel, Jewel,
Jewel, Jewel, get off me.
440
00:22:20,352 --> 00:22:22,353
Hey-hey, Jewel,
I ain't-I ain't playing.
441
00:22:22,373 --> 00:22:24,345
G-g-get off me, Jewel.
442
00:22:26,397 --> 00:22:28,338
Get off of me, Jewel!
443
00:22:39,533 --> 00:22:41,555
(Will)
Okay. You made your point.
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