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[instrumental music]
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Now, now-now-now look,
Uncle Phil
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we don't need nothing too fancy
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as long as it's got
vibrating bucket seats
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a refrigerated glove compartment
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and a license plate that say..
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[growls softly]
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Will, this car is for
basic transportation
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not your indulgences.
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That's right, big guy.
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We want something that
emphasizes good sense
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over style and excitement.
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Hm. How about a '94 you?
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- There it is.
- Oh, okay.
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Ta-da!
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The all new Accountant BX.
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I-it has the latest
technology
in childproof door locks.
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Wha.. Carlton! Now, what are the
honeys gonna say about a dude
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cruising around in one of these?
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They'll say,
"Why, there goes a thrifty
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"level-headed young man."
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Yeah, right before they say
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"And I'll never
have sex with him."
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[theme song]
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♪ Now this is a story all about
how ♪
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♪ My life got flipped
turned upside-down ♪
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♪ And I'd like
to take a minute ♪
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♪ Just sit right there ♪
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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪
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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪
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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪
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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪
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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxing all cool ♪
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♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪
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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪
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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪
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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared ♪
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♪ And said you're moving
with your auntie ♪
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♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪
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♪ The license plate said Fresh ♪
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♪ And it had dice
in the mirror ♪
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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪
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♪ But I thought
nah forget it ♪
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♪ Yo homes to Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I pulled up to the house
about seven or eight ♪
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♪ And I yelled to the cabby ♪
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♪ Yo homes smell you later ♪
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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪
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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪
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Afternoon, gentlemen.
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- Philip Banks.
- Pete Fletcher.
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I'll be right with you.
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Thank you, I think we found
what we're looking for.
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Oh, good. I like a man
who knows what he wants.
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Makes my job a whole lot easier.
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Hey, Hey, hey! Whoa!
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Uncle Phil, you-you not
seriously considering
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making me drive
t-this Carltonmobile, are
you?
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Son, when I was in college
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I drove a manure-brown
'65 Dodge Dart.
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So why you taking that
out on me?
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What a piece of junk.
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Tow trucks used to follow me
around like vultures.
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You deserve better, Uncle Phil.
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Uh, perhaps.
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Don't listen to him, dad.
It's a trick.
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Check this out, Uncle Phil.
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Huh? Hmm.
You like that, right?
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[Philip giggles]
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There you are, Uncle Phil..
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Twenty-five years younger..
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...thousands of pounds thinner.
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Cruising the strip
at Princeton.
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Hmm. Wind blowing
through your big old fro.
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Honeys checkin' you out.
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[giggling]
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They're saying
"Mm, there go Philip Banks
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he is a bad mamma jamma."
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[Philip giggling]
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They wavin' at you, Uncle Phil.
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Go ahead, go ahead, wave
back.
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It's okay, wave back.
Go ahead.
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Right on, sisters!
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Dad, did I mention
that the all-new Accountant
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gives 75 miles to the gallon?
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To hell with the Accountant,
I want this.
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Excellent choice, Mr. Banks.
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Come on in the office,
we'll crunch some numbers.
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Alright.
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Dad, Will just bamboozled
you.
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And that's the story we'll tell
your mother. Thank you, Will.
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[instrumental music]
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You bought a great car,
Mr. Banks.
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- Thanks for your business.
- No, no, thank you.
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- Carlton.
- Someday.
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- Ah, Will?
- Oh, yes, sir.
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- I believe this is yours.
- Yo, a grand?
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Yeah, well, that's the standard
commission for an Evader.
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Oh, I forgot something.
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Wh-what? Another zero?
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Hey, hey.
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Well, I can only pay commission
to someone who works for me.
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Interested?
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Uh, that sounds great, man.
I can't fade that right now.
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- I'm still in school.
- Well, good for you.
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Forget I mentioned it.
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What does a college kid need
with cash like this anyway?
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[chuckles]
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Wh-wh-what're you talking about?
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Will, I believe you have
the makings of a super salesman
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and together,
we can make piles of money.
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Of course,
my pile would be bigger.
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- How about Saturdays?
- Saturdays?
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Well, I tell you what,
you throw a CD changer
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into my uncle's Evader,
you got a deal.
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Done. How about Sundays?
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Ah, you gotta give me
some wire wheels.
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Holidays?
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Got to give a brother cellular
for that one.
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[laughs]
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[instrumental music]
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"As you become more
comfortable as a salesman
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you'll develop your own style."
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Hmm.
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Say, baby, with all that butt
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you might be needin'
a hatchback.
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I'm gonna be so rich.
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- Hi, Will.
- Oh, hey.
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Hil, um, you mind if I kick
my sales rap on you?
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Alright now, just pretend
you're buyin' a car.
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No offense, Will, but I would
never buy a car from you.
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[chuckles]
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Hil, we're pretending here.
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Alright, y-you're not my cousin,
y-you're somebody else.
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Oh, I get it. Okay.
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[clears throat]
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- Uh, hi, I'm Will Smith.
- And I'm the Baroness Natasha!
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I'm on holiday in your
country with my husband
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the baron, and my lover..
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...Gustav.
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Um, Oh! Okay, look,
uh, baroness.
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I was wondering
if I can interest you
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in a sporty new Evader?
It has a V6 dual--
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Yes, of course,
I take six of them
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Gustav, pay the man.
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You take jewels, yes?
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- Hey, thanks a lot, Hil.
- My pleasure. Well, I'm off.
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You most certainly are.
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Look, um, G, I was
wondering if my sales--
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Peasant!
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Hey, hey. Uncle Phil,
can I kick my sales rap..
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Later. Later. Your Aunt Viv
and I are going for a ride
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in daddy's new toy.
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[laughs]
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- Oh, what is that?
- This is cruising music.
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"Al Green and
the Isley Brothers."
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- Oh, sookie, sookie, now.
- Baby!
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♪ Money money money money ♪
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♪ Money ♪
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♪ Money money money money ♪
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♪ Money ♪
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♪ Money money money money ♪
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♪ Money ♪
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♪ Money money money money ♪
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♪ Money ♪
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♪ Money money money money ♪
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♪ Money ♪
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♪ Money money money money ♪
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♪ Money.. ♪
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Some people ♪
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♪ Got to have it ♪
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
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♪ Some people really need it ♪
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♪ Do things do things
do things ♪
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♪ Bad things with it ♪
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♪ You wanna do things
do things do things ♪
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♪ Good things with it ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Uh huh.. ♪
♪ Talk about cash ♪
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♪ Money money ♪
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♪ Whoo.. ♪
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[knock on door]
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- Come in.
- Hey, hey.
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Will, Will, Will.
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Man, congratulations. Hah!
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Five cars in one day.
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I've never seen
anything like it.
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Oh, yes, I have. Me.
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Hey, look, I'm telling you, boss
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it is the best feelin'
in the world.
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Well, there's a close second.
You know what I'm talking about.
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You know what I'm talking about.
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Well, there'll be plenty
of time for that.
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Now, if you feel good now
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take a look
at your commission check.
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I'm sorry, are my pants wet?
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How many of your friends can say
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they made that kind
of money in one day?
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What you mean, legally?
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But it's a shame.
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Tomorrow, when you're in
some chemistry class
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learning about inert gases
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someone will be
stealing your commissions.
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- Now that's where you're wrong.
- That's the spirit.
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I don't take chemistry,
but I damn sure know math.
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So you can figure
what a full-time check would be?
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Oh, yes, sir. Five times
this,
carry the six, and add a
zero.
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- And what do you get?
- I get out of school.
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Shake hands with
your new full-time man.
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Whoomp! There it is.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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[all laughing]
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Isn't this great?
Family fun and no Will.
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- Your turn, son.
- Okay, to me.
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"You're in a department store
and you find $50 on the ground.
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- Do you pick it up?"
- Of course not.
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Geoffrey picks it up.
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- Your turn, Ash.
- Oh, okay, daddy.
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"It's clear that your teenage
daughter is not enjoying
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"the tedious board game
being played
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in a forced family-bonding
moment. What do you do?"
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Fine.
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I try to encourage a little
quality family time together
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and this is the thanks I get.
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Well, if you don't wanna play
you don't have to.
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Go on! Get out of here!
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(Vivian)
Philip.
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That's what
it says on the card.
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Oh..
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Well, I'd ask if there was
something else she'd rather do
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and..
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...discuss an alternative.
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Good answer.
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Oh, I bet you feel like a dummy.
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Hey, hey, hey. Yo, I tore up
that sales chart today.
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Well, congratulations, Will,
you know, if you find something
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that excites you,
you should hold on to it.
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That's what gets me
through the day.
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So, Uncle Phil,
wh-wh-what you're saying is that
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if a guy finds
a job that-that he likes
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he should,
he should give it his all.
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Absolutely.
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Then I'm doin' the right thing.
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Of course, you are.
What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm-I'm, I'm thinking
I'm gonna quit school
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and sell cars full-time.
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Boy, have you
lost your damn mind?
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There is no way you're gonna
quit school as long as I'm here.
251
00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:26,312
Aunt Viv, it's not like
I'm-I'm working fries
252
00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:27,354
in some burger joint.
253
00:11:27,373 --> 00:11:29,135
I mean, look,
I'm in a suit and a tie
254
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,317
and I'm selling fine cars.
255
00:11:30,337 --> 00:11:32,088
That's right.
256
00:11:32,107 --> 00:11:33,138
College isn't for everyone
257
00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,230
and if Will is happy
258
00:11:34,249 --> 00:11:36,381
I think we should
all be happy for him.
259
00:11:37,102 --> 00:11:39,274
That's right.
Hey, thanks a lot, Ash.
260
00:11:39,295 --> 00:11:41,347
Listen, I get my license
in a few months.
261
00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:44,179
You think
you could hook me up?
262
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,381
Ashley, go to your room.
263
00:11:47,101 --> 00:11:48,171
- Cherry red.
- I got you. I got you.
264
00:11:48,191 --> 00:11:50,362
- You know.
- Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
265
00:11:50,381 --> 00:11:52,202
Will, your mother sent you here
266
00:11:52,223 --> 00:11:53,363
so that you could have
a bright future.
267
00:11:53,382 --> 00:11:56,133
You quit school, you're just
throwing it all away.
268
00:11:56,153 --> 00:11:57,254
I won't allow that.
269
00:11:57,274 --> 00:11:59,144
See-see, now, that's not
fair,
Aunt Viv.
270
00:11:59,164 --> 00:12:01,295
Hilary dropped out of school
and she turned out great.
271
00:12:01,316 --> 00:12:04,387
Hilary's success is contrary
to the laws of nature.
272
00:12:05,108 --> 00:12:06,308
Totally inexplicable.
273
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,118
Oh, stop.
274
00:12:09,138 --> 00:12:10,289
[giggles]
275
00:12:12,119 --> 00:12:13,260
Okay, look,
that was a bad example.
276
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,400
(Carlton)
'Will, I think it's stupid..'
277
00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,371
- Stupid? It's not stupid.
- Hey. Hey!
278
00:12:16,391 --> 00:12:18,401
Could we talk to Will
in private, please?
279
00:12:20,193 --> 00:12:21,264
It's idiotic.
280
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,214
Look, Uncle Phil,
you go to college
281
00:12:25,235 --> 00:12:26,305
to figure out
what you wanna do.
282
00:12:26,325 --> 00:12:28,136
I mean,
I found what I wanna do
283
00:12:28,155 --> 00:12:30,116
and it ain't takin' me
no four years.
284
00:12:30,136 --> 00:12:33,227
[chuckles softly]
Goin' to college
is not about finding a job.
285
00:12:33,247 --> 00:12:35,128
It's also about
finding yourself.
286
00:12:35,148 --> 00:12:38,199
And the search should take
more than one weekend.
287
00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:41,230
Why can't you guys
respect my decisions
288
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,231
and treat me like an adult?
289
00:12:43,251 --> 00:12:46,332
Okay, fine.
I'm telling your mother.
290
00:12:46,353 --> 00:12:48,203
Oh, Aunt Viv..
291
00:12:51,365 --> 00:12:55,126
Look, Uncle Phil,
I-I got to do this, man.
292
00:12:58,166 --> 00:12:59,246
Alright, Will.
293
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:04,338
Hey, come on, man,
it's not the end of the
world.
294
00:13:04,359 --> 00:13:06,150
Yes, it is.
295
00:13:06,169 --> 00:13:08,190
If I'd waited a few days
I could've bought that car
296
00:13:08,211 --> 00:13:10,181
from you wholesale.
297
00:13:10,201 --> 00:13:13,202
[instrumental music]
298
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,414
- Yo, what up, J?
- Yo.
299
00:13:17,134 --> 00:13:18,314
- Wsssh.
- Wsssh.
300
00:13:18,334 --> 00:13:20,315
I need to ask you a favor.
301
00:13:20,335 --> 00:13:22,326
I need a car with a back seat.
302
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,238
Jazz, I can't just give you
a car to take off the lot, man.
303
00:13:28,258 --> 00:13:30,249
Who said anything
about leaving the lot?
304
00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:35,221
This will do just fine.
305
00:13:35,241 --> 00:13:38,172
Look, get out. Ge-get out!
306
00:13:38,191 --> 00:13:40,291
Come on, Ophelia.
307
00:13:40,311 --> 00:13:43,352
That's alright, I have
a real friend at the bus depot.
308
00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:45,404
[instrumental music]
309
00:13:47,225 --> 00:13:49,436
Uh, Will,
this is impressive, man.
310
00:13:50,155 --> 00:13:52,376
Twelve units in your first week.
311
00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:55,188
You realize I have people on
my staff who don't sell
312
00:13:55,207 --> 00:13:56,357
twelve cars in a year?
313
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,339
Well,
they in the wrong business.
314
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,271
So you think I should fire
Harrison, do you?
315
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:06,431
- I-I didn't say that.
- Well, you're wrong.
316
00:14:07,152 --> 00:14:10,193
- Good.
- You should fire him.
317
00:14:10,212 --> 00:14:11,423
- Wh-what? Me?
- Yes.
318
00:14:11,443 --> 00:14:14,364
Only because I think you're
excellent management material.
319
00:14:14,385 --> 00:14:16,245
Here, sit down.
320
00:14:17,276 --> 00:14:18,356
Put your feet up.
321
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,446
Good. See? Looks good on you.
322
00:14:22,408 --> 00:14:25,319
Yeah. Feels nice on my butt too.
323
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:28,350
Imported cigar?
324
00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:30,311
- If that's all you got.
- Yeah.
325
00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:33,321
Bite the end off.
326
00:14:38,274 --> 00:14:42,165
You know, I'm not too sure
about this firing thing, man.
327
00:14:42,184 --> 00:14:46,325
Will, Harrison's been
sliding downhill for years.
328
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,346
His sales record
is embarrassing.
329
00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:50,378
Especially when compared
to a mover like you.
330
00:14:50,398 --> 00:14:52,399
Go ahead, put him
out of his misery.
331
00:14:52,419 --> 00:14:54,379
It's the only
humane thing to do.
332
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,441
Hey, this chair is made out
of leather, isn't it?
333
00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:03,332
Alright, alright.
334
00:15:17,357 --> 00:15:20,218
Ah, say, Harrison,
you got a second, man?
335
00:15:20,238 --> 00:15:22,419
Sure, I'm just doing
some paperwork.
336
00:15:22,439 --> 00:15:24,219
You know,
some nights I can barely
337
00:15:24,239 --> 00:15:27,180
tear myself away
from this desk.
338
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,311
Maybe you can take it with you.
339
00:15:28,331 --> 00:15:32,392
- Ah, Look, Harrison..
- Don't get me wrong.
340
00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:35,304
Did you know I have six kids?
341
00:15:36,324 --> 00:15:38,434
No, I didn't know that. Hey.
342
00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:40,465
And, uh, you know what,
I bet you'd love to
343
00:15:41,186 --> 00:15:42,247
spend more time with them,
wouldn't you?
344
00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:45,318
Sure, especially
since Mary died.
345
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:50,240
I'll be right back.
346
00:15:54,381 --> 00:15:59,193
Yo, man, did you know Harrison
has six kids and a dead wife?
347
00:15:59,212 --> 00:16:00,362
Of course I know.
348
00:16:00,383 --> 00:16:03,195
He's my brother.
349
00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:06,395
- See, now, that's cold, man.
- No, Will, that's business.
350
00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:08,396
When you're the manager
351
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:11,317
you make the tough decisions.
352
00:16:11,336 --> 00:16:13,467
I don't know, man.
But firing people ain't fun.
353
00:16:13,487 --> 00:16:16,358
It's an acquired taste.
You'll learn it.
354
00:16:16,378 --> 00:16:17,489
I have faith in you.
355
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,361
I-I-I don't know, man.
356
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,231
That's it, you're out of here.
The three of you, come on.
357
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:25,472
Don't be eyeballing me neither.
Get on, come on.
358
00:16:25,492 --> 00:16:27,232
Get on!
359
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,383
And wash those shirts.
Especially you.
360
00:16:31,445 --> 00:16:33,386
That's three less mechanics
you got to worry about.
361
00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:36,387
Great. Tomorrow,
we hit the parts department.
362
00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:38,277
- Yes, sir.
- Come on, I'll buy you a steak.
363
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,318
Alright.
364
00:16:40,337 --> 00:16:42,378
Hey, hey, hey. Come on, man.
365
00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:43,489
You-you missed a spot.
366
00:16:44,218 --> 00:16:45,379
You're fired!
367
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,411
[both laughing]
368
00:16:50,412 --> 00:16:51,402
Fired!
369
00:16:51,422 --> 00:16:53,443
[both laughing]
370
00:16:53,463 --> 00:16:56,294
Now, look, the bottom line is
371
00:16:56,314 --> 00:16:57,494
he wasn't producing.
372
00:16:58,215 --> 00:17:00,505
Now, in this business,
you either cut it or you don't.
373
00:17:01,225 --> 00:17:02,365
And he didn't.
374
00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:04,326
So y'all can take
your belly-achin' elsewhere
375
00:17:04,346 --> 00:17:06,457
'cause it's fallin'
on deaf ears.
376
00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:12,279
Get on out of here before
I have to take my belt off.
377
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,319
Ow!
378
00:17:14,269 --> 00:17:15,370
Yo!
379
00:17:15,391 --> 00:17:18,392
Oh, that's funny?
Y'all think that's funny?
380
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,413
What were my nieces
and nephews doing here?
381
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:25,254
Yeah, they were coming to plead
your brother Harrison's job.
382
00:17:25,273 --> 00:17:28,465
I-I guess none of them
good salesmen either, huh?
383
00:17:28,485 --> 00:17:31,276
You're beginning to scare
me.
384
00:17:31,296 --> 00:17:32,326
Can I adopt you?
385
00:17:32,346 --> 00:17:33,446
[laughs]
386
00:17:35,448 --> 00:17:37,359
Hey, Pete.
387
00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:40,380
Do you remember
November 6, 1987?
388
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,330
How can I forget? That's the day
I set the sales record
389
00:17:43,349 --> 00:17:46,328
for the entire
Southern California area.
390
00:17:46,348 --> 00:17:48,308
I sold 11 cars.
391
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:51,438
Well, ten, while one of them
had an exploding gas tank.
392
00:17:51,459 --> 00:17:53,238
As far as I'm concerned
393
00:17:53,257 --> 00:17:55,437
once they leave the showroom
it's a sale.
394
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:58,488
Well, that don't matter,
because today I'm gonna sell 15.
395
00:17:58,507 --> 00:18:00,486
Nobody can sell 15 cars.
396
00:18:00,506 --> 00:18:04,236
- Will Smith can sell 15 cars.
- Oh, yeah?
397
00:18:04,256 --> 00:18:06,236
Why don't you try your hand
at that angry sister
398
00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:07,485
that just came in?
399
00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:12,226
- Yo, man, that's my mom!
- Hmm.
400
00:18:12,245 --> 00:18:13,445
So what? A sale's a sale.
401
00:18:14,456 --> 00:18:17,425
Hey, hey, ma.
402
00:18:17,445 --> 00:18:21,395
Boy, where do you get off
dropping out of school?
403
00:18:21,415 --> 00:18:24,284
Ah, Mrs. Smith,
if I may interject.
404
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,423
Who the hell are you?
405
00:18:25,444 --> 00:18:28,334
Ah, mom, th-th-this is my boss.
406
00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:30,273
This is, this is Mr.
Fletcher.
407
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:33,222
Oh, so you're the snake
408
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:34,332
that lured my boy
409
00:18:34,353 --> 00:18:37,443
from that fine institute
of higher learning.
410
00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:40,442
Mrs. Smith, your son has
a bright and productive future
411
00:18:40,462 --> 00:18:42,372
here at Mulholland Motors.
412
00:18:42,392 --> 00:18:46,341
Oh, really? You ever
been beat up by a woman?
413
00:18:47,451 --> 00:18:50,251
Not without having paid for it.
414
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:55,430
Ah, Will, I'll be in my office
415
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:58,460
hiding under the desk
if you need me.
416
00:18:58,479 --> 00:19:01,458
Now, mom, listen,
for the first time in my
life
417
00:19:01,478 --> 00:19:04,488
I found something that
I'm good at and that I
enjoy.
418
00:19:04,508 --> 00:19:07,398
- I-it feels good, mom.
- Oh, yeah?
419
00:19:07,419 --> 00:19:09,478
- Does this feel good?
- Ow! Mom.
420
00:19:09,497 --> 00:19:12,427
- Which way is that college?
- Mom.
421
00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:13,438
- Mom!
- Let's go.
422
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:16,447
Ow! This doesn't
feel good, mom.
423
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,487
My commission!
424
00:19:18,506 --> 00:19:20,466
[instrumental music]
425
00:19:20,486 --> 00:19:23,485
Mmm.
This fat-free cake isn't bad.
426
00:19:23,505 --> 00:19:26,425
Sir, that's a sponge!
427
00:19:30,466 --> 00:19:34,285
Well, I guess I'll start
my homework now.
428
00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:35,504
And I got a lot
of studyin' to do.
429
00:19:36,224 --> 00:19:39,333
If I expect to make the best
of this wonderful opportunity
430
00:19:39,354 --> 00:19:41,354
to get my college education!
431
00:19:41,374 --> 00:19:43,454
Wil, your mother's not here.
432
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:46,402
She went out to dinner
with your Aunt Viv.
433
00:19:46,423 --> 00:19:48,233
Oh, she better had.
434
00:19:49,453 --> 00:19:51,453
Will, I'm..
435
00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:53,342
I'm sorry we had
to involve her in this
436
00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:55,352
but you really left us
no choice.
437
00:19:55,372 --> 00:19:59,362
[chuckles]
How in the world did she get
the college to readmit you?
438
00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:01,342
She threatened to
enroll herself.
439
00:20:01,362 --> 00:20:03,211
[chuckles]
440
00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:05,270
Well, we're all glad
you finally came to your senses.
441
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:06,400
I mean, you have plenty of time
to figure out
442
00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:08,311
what you wanna
do with your life.
443
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:10,339
And being a car salesman
didn't exactly bring out
444
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:13,220
your most endearing qualities.
445
00:20:13,239 --> 00:20:15,399
Uncle Phil,
I was getting paid, man.
446
00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:17,399
Will, what you do for a living
447
00:20:17,419 --> 00:20:19,469
should provide you
with a sense of pride
448
00:20:19,488 --> 00:20:21,328
and, and personal fulfillment.
449
00:20:21,349 --> 00:20:23,359
I-it should tap into
that part of you
450
00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:26,318
that has something valuable
to give to the world.
451
00:20:26,338 --> 00:20:28,378
Shouldn't be just about money.
452
00:20:30,227 --> 00:20:32,206
You really believe that,
Uncle Phil?
453
00:20:32,226 --> 00:20:34,246
Yes, son, I do.
454
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,376
Then how do you explain
bein' a lawyer?
455
00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:46,093
I'm going to get
another piece of sponge.
456
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,866
[instrumental music]
457
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,503
How in the world did she get
the college to readmit you?
458
00:20:55,523 --> 00:20:56,710
She threatened to
enroll herself.
459
00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:58,735
[chuckles]
460
00:20:58,756 --> 00:21:01,560
Well, we're all gla..
461
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,852
Well, we're all glad
you came to your senses.
462
00:21:03,872 --> 00:21:05,847
You know, you have plenty of
time to figure out
463
00:21:05,868 --> 00:21:07,812
what you wanna do
with your life.
464
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:11,854
And being a car salesman didn't
exactly, uh, promote your..
465
00:21:11,873 --> 00:21:12,907
[bleep]
466
00:21:14,085 --> 00:21:16,018
It didn't promote..
467
00:21:17,941 --> 00:21:21,174
Excuse me.
It's people from the lord.
468
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,140
There's people of the lord
in the audience.
469
00:21:23,159 --> 00:21:25,267
Well, it ain't like
they ain't never used that word.
470
00:21:28,194 --> 00:21:29,247
(Will)
'We sorry.'
471
00:21:29,268 --> 00:21:30,312
[mumbling indistinctly]
472
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,482
See.. See, James-James Avery..
473
00:21:32,502 --> 00:21:35,398
See, he's a heathen.
474
00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:37,587
- He's just a heathen.
- 'Amen!'
475
00:21:37,608 --> 00:21:39,481
He's a blasphemer.
476
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,687
(male #1)
'Here we go.'
477
00:21:40,707 --> 00:21:42,764
[all laugh]
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