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- I'm in.
- I call.
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- Me too. What you got, man?
- Oh, it's so pretty!
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It's just so pretty,
if I had two sets of lips
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I'd kiss myself.
Boom! Trump aces.
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[laughing]
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Well, it's 9:30,
time to turn in.
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The Peacock's
catering a big party
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tomorrow night after
Michelle Michaels concert.
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Oh, and I suggest you get
some shut eye, mister.
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We'll be melon balling at 0600.
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I can't believe you guys
are gonna be hanging out
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with Michelle Michaels, man,
she is a goddess.
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Please, she put her bra
on one cup at a time
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just like everybody else.
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I'd pay big money to see that.
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Hey, save your dough
for Friday night, alright.
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Uh, what's Friday night?
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Oh, no. There's some people
coming over.
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We-we're gonna watch
the fight on Pay-Per-View.
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Look, Will, I have better things
to do with my Friday nights
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than sit around, watching
some stupid boxing match on TV.
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Well, you overlooked
one small fact, Carlton.
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- What's that?
- You weren't invited.
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[theme song]
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♪ Now this is the story
all about ♪
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♪ How my life got
flipped-turned upside down ♪
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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪
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♪ I'll tell you how I became
the prince of a town ♪
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♪ Called Bel Air ♪
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[instrumental music]
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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪
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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪
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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪
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♪ And all shootin' some B-ball
outside of the school ♪
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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪
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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪
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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪
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♪ You're movin' with your
aunty and uncle in Bel Air ♪
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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪
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♪ The license plate said fresh
and had a dice in the mirror ♪
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♪ If anything I could say
that this cab was rare ♪
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♪ But I thought
nah forget it ♪
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♪ Yo home to Bel Air! ♪
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♪ I pulled up to the house
about seven or eight ♪
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♪ And I yelled to the cabby
yo homes smell you later ♪
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♪ Looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪
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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel Air ♪♪
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[music continues]
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(Will)
'Whoa, whoa, whoa, now,
hold it.'
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No-Now, don't think of this
just as a backstage pass.
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Think of it more
as a merit badge.
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Now, what you gonna
do to earn it?
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You gotta do something, right.
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You know what I'm saying?
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What's up?
What you gonna do?
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Will, Will, we have a crisis
situation.
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The glasses have spots on 'em.
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Oh, my God! Why didn't you
come to me sooner?
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Hey!
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Relax, squeaky, it's just
a dumb old party.
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You don't look
at the big picture, do you?
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Today, Michelle Michaels,
tomorrow, Gloria Estefan.
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And then, dare I dream,
Michael Bolton.
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[crowd cheering]
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Ian, you know I didn't feel like
anything was clicking tonight.
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Are you sure the new songs
are working?
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Three words, babe,
fab-u-lous, am I right?
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Look at that, everybody jumping.
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Now, people act so stupid
when celebrities get around.
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I need a reality check.
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You, waiter.
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- Come here.
- Me?
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Yeah, you.
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Miss Michaels wants to see
me!
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- Have you heard my new record?
- Oh, sure, baby, who hasn't?
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- It's magic, isn't it?
- Right, sister.
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Please.
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Do you like it?
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Well, you got some beats,
you do got some beats.
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And you mix some lyrics
with your beats
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and you-you blended them.
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- Be honest.
- I think it stinks.
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I apologize, Miss Michaels,
um, he's from a foreign land.
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Uh, back to work, Vladimir!
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Carlton Banks here,
I balled your melons.
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Get out of here!
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So..
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...is there anything you
do like about my record?
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Oh, yeah, that cover
is slamming, you know.
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How long it take you to get
all that honey off
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you girl, you know?
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You look all sticky
and everything, you know.
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I'm-I'm-I'm sorry, I'm just
acting stupid, you know.
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Eh, I'm just tripping,
I can't believe
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that I'm actually talking
to Michelle Michaels.
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And I can't believe
I'm actually talking to..
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Who are you?
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Oh, Will Smith,
of the Philadelphia Smiths.
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So, honest, Will,
did you like the show?
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Oh, I-I-I've been back here,
the whole time.
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I really couldn't hear anything.
All I heard was..
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[gibbering]
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I really didn't have it going on
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but next time I'm gonna kick it.
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And maybe you could be
there.
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Yeah, I'm with that,
that's a good idea.
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[clears throat]
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Um, I need to get back to work.
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- Um, s-see you later?
- Yeah.
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Alright.
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You know, Miss Michaels,
I thought your album stunk too.
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And she only wanted
to know my opinion.
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Will, I cannot believe
Michelle Michaels
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actually spoke to you.
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Hey, I checked her coat!
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Really?
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I wonder who'll play you
in the movie of her life?
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You know what, Will?
Maybe I'll get you
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Michelle Michaels new CD
for your birthday.
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[gasps]
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Oh, my goodness.
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That's right, I do have
a birthday comin' up.
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You know, it just
totally slipped my mind.
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Now, now, listen,
nothing too fancy.
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Something in a hatchback
will do just fine.
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Will, you are impossible
to surprise.
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So this year, we're not
doing anything special.
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Okay, we're all set,
birthday reservations
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at Wolfgang Puck's new
restaurant.
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- Oops.
- 'Hilary.'
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Oh, that's alright,
don't even worry about it.
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Y'all, hey, Aunt Viv,
you can still surprise me
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with that red sweater you hiding
in the upstairs closet.
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Wolfgang Puck, huh?
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You were great, he fell for it.
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Yeah, he'll never suspect we're
giving him a surprise party.
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We're giving him
a surprise party?
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I am proud to announce
Miss Michelle Michaels!
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Are you stalking me?
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No, I just wanted
to see you again.
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It was so nice to talk
to somebody
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other than a hysterical fan,
you know.
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Oh, my God!
Michelle Michaels!
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Your second song
on your third album is so cool.
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Who was Omar?
Is he your boyfriend?
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- He is so fine, you--
- Ashley, please.
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Hilary Banks, TV weather girl.
Pardon my little sister.
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She doesn't know how to talk
to celebrities.
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So, Mich.
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How about a song?
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Oh, hello there, I'm Philip
Banks, this is my wife, Vivian.
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We're not hip, so we don't
know your music.
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It's nice to meet you
anyway, though.
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Now, let's give Will and
Ms. Micheals them some privacy.
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- Yeah, come on.
- Come upstairs.
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- Bye.
- It was nice meeting you.
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It's good to see you again,
Michelle.
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- Miss Michaels?
- Yes?
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Don't think of me
as just a manservant
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think of me as a pleasure dome.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, G,
thank you very much. Move.
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- Well, that was embarrassing.
- No, they're sweet.
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So do you wanna come
to my concert tonight?
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You can watch from
backstage.
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Oh, goodness, see, tonight
is dime a frame bowling night
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you know, top scorer gets
those cute little shoes.
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And I just couldn't miss
that.
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I'll send a limo
for you at 6:00.
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[instrumental music]
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And then right after
the concert, she took me to this
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fly restaurant called
Chez Pinette.
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Chez Pinette? Isn't that
up near San Francisco?
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Oh, did I forget to tell y'all?
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She flew me up there
in her private jet.
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- What?
- Michelle has a private jet?
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Listen, she got a private
jet,
she has a yacht.
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Does she have a brother?
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Well, I-I don't know,
I'll find out tonight.
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We're going to the Golden
Choice Music Awards.
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They got us sitting between
Ike and Tina, you know
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just in case something flare up.
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Hey, y'all, don't wait up.
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Hilary, is the coast clear?
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No, there's gonna be
patchy morning fog
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with limited visibility.
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I meant, is Will gone?
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- Yeah, he's gone.
- Let's talk about this party.
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Okay, Hilary,
you are getting the DJ
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and I arranged for the caterer.
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Why should I pay for a caterer
if I have a butler?
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Philip complains,
that only leaves the cake.
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All set, I ordered a Sonny
the Seal ice-cream cake.
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His sleek little body
is made of chocolatey goodness
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and he balances a ball
of tutti-frutti sherbet
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on his buttercream nose.
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You are way too into this.
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I guess at your age birthdays
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are no longer a cause
for celebration.
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[doorbell rings]
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Look, I'm giving up
a hair appointment with
Sergei
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to hang out with Will
and his loser friends.
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Will's friends are not losers.
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Greetings, y'all.
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Jazz, to what do we owe
your presence?
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My guess would be inbreeding.
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I'm taking care of entertainment
for Will's party.
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00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,230
No, Jazz, I've already
shelled out for a DJ.
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Perfect, now we have music
for my stripper.
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Oh, no, you are not bringing
a naked woman into my house.
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Oh, no, no, you don't
understand, Mrs. Banks.
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She don't come in naked.
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Uh-oh.
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[screaming]
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(Vivian)
'Where is Will? He was supposed
to be here at 7:00.'
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- That's it, I'm leaving.
- Where are you going?
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Sergei keeps
the salon open till 9:00.
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I'm gonna see
if he can squeeze my head in.
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Mr. Banks, can I borrow 50
more bucks for Princess Lalet?
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Otherwise, she gonna leave.
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Let her go, I've spent
enough money on this party.
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Here's 100 dollars, no telling
when Will will come back.
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Well, he didn't leave a message
on the answering machine.
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Maybe that's him now, shh.
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Yeah, Will!
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You're an hour and a half late.
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What do you mean
you can't make it?
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Friends? What friends?
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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ Which nobody can deny ♪
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[instrumental music]
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So, birthday boy,
you having fun?
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Ah, this is the best
birthday I ever had.
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You know, I always wanted
to try skiing, too.
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- You did great.
- Well, yeah.
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Except for that one run,
I'm just glad
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that the Saint Bernard
didn't have to suffer.
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Oh, I've been wanting
to check this out over here.
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00:11:59,322 --> 00:12:01,372
- Hey, what does this button do?
- No, Will!
242
00:12:04,481 --> 00:12:07,251
- It's the moon roof.
- Oh, and that's funny?
243
00:12:07,271 --> 00:12:09,371
You think that?
Okay, okay, no, no.
244
00:12:09,391 --> 00:12:12,411
No, what are you doing?
Don't, come down.
245
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,392
Come inside, it's freezing
out there, Will.
246
00:12:14,412 --> 00:12:17,352
- Come up, babe, it's great.
- Oh, no, there's no way.
247
00:12:17,371 --> 00:12:18,471
- You're crazy.
- I said, come up here.
248
00:12:18,491 --> 00:12:20,361
- Uh-uh. No.
- Oh, you ain't with me?
249
00:12:20,381 --> 00:12:22,401
Well, take that, then, girl.
How's that?
250
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,273
Alright, that's it.
251
00:12:25,293 --> 00:12:26,393
Oh, what you gonna do?
what you..
252
00:12:27,342 --> 00:12:29,382
[Will laughing]
253
00:12:34,303 --> 00:12:36,473
Oh, man, oh, man.
254
00:12:36,492 --> 00:12:39,282
Oh, I'm frozen solid!
255
00:12:40,242 --> 00:12:42,242
- Really?
- 'Ooh!'
256
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,422
Well, I..
257
00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:46,223
I was thinking..
258
00:12:46,242 --> 00:12:48,282
...maybe I could warm you up
a little bit.
259
00:12:48,303 --> 00:12:50,323
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait a minute.
260
00:12:50,342 --> 00:12:53,242
Oh, I-I'm sorry, you know I just
got caught up in the moment.
261
00:12:53,262 --> 00:12:54,502
Shh.
262
00:13:00,382 --> 00:13:02,422
[instrumental music]
263
00:13:02,443 --> 00:13:04,293
Oh, hell, yeah.
264
00:13:35,252 --> 00:13:38,263
[whooshing]
265
00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:42,504
Greetings from Aspen!
266
00:13:44,404 --> 00:13:48,234
Whoo! Let me tell you,
what a night!
267
00:13:48,253 --> 00:13:49,483
I tell you what,
you open up the hot tub
268
00:13:49,503 --> 00:13:50,503
and all the neighbors come out.
269
00:13:51,223 --> 00:13:52,353
You know what I'm saying?
270
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:55,393
I didn't even mind
Bruce and Demi, you know.
271
00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:58,264
Like I-I really didn't mind
Arnold and Maria.
272
00:13:58,284 --> 00:14:02,314
But Frank and Kathy Lee came
over with that little dude Cody.
273
00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:03,464
He was makin' bubbles
in the Jacuzzi
274
00:14:03,483 --> 00:14:06,303
without the jets being on.
You know what I'm saying?
275
00:14:06,324 --> 00:14:09,334
Yeah, nasty little dude,
you know.
276
00:14:09,353 --> 00:14:12,213
You have got
a lot of nerve, Will.
277
00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:13,355
Right, big guy?
278
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:15,410
Huh? Oh, yeah, right,
right, right.
279
00:14:15,431 --> 00:14:19,298
Uh, Will, this Maria Shriver..
280
00:14:19,319 --> 00:14:20,411
...full-figured gal?
281
00:14:20,431 --> 00:14:22,425
Philip!
282
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,329
(Vivian)
'Will.'
283
00:14:24,349 --> 00:14:27,285
We were throwing you
a big surprise party.
284
00:14:27,304 --> 00:14:29,288
Oh, you were? Oh, I'm sorry.
285
00:14:29,308 --> 00:14:31,392
I-I-I thought that we-we
was just gonna have dinner.
286
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,408
A cleverly orchestrated
ruse, bub and to think
287
00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:38,316
I laid out 50 big ones on your
damn cake and not just any cake.
288
00:14:38,338 --> 00:14:40,432
I got you that really, really
neat one in the commercials.
289
00:14:40,451 --> 00:14:41,523
You know, the one that goes.
290
00:14:41,543 --> 00:14:44,369
♪ Sonny the seal
your tummy will squeal ♪
291
00:14:44,390 --> 00:14:46,494
♪ For 49.95 oh what a deal ♪
292
00:14:46,514 --> 00:14:47,536
♪ It's Sonny ♪♪
293
00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:49,419
Carlton, Carlton!
294
00:14:52,366 --> 00:14:54,511
Alright, okay.
295
00:14:54,531 --> 00:14:57,547
Look, I-I-I said I'm sorry,
alright?
296
00:14:57,566 --> 00:15:00,372
Well, look, I know somebody
that wants to hear
297
00:15:00,393 --> 00:15:02,557
about my snowball fight
with Denzel.
298
00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:06,385
- Yo, Hil!
- Will, no!
299
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,588
- Yo, Hil!
- Will, no, no, no!
300
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,480
- Don't go there! Will.
- Ashley.
301
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,505
- What is wrong with you, girl?
- Will.
302
00:15:11,526 --> 00:15:14,552
I don't think Hilary
wants to see you right now.
303
00:15:14,572 --> 00:15:16,386
Why, what did I do to her?
304
00:15:16,405 --> 00:15:18,359
You made her miss her
hair appointment with Sergei
305
00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:20,423
and she had to settle
for his assistant.
306
00:15:20,444 --> 00:15:21,626
So what?
307
00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:29,633
Damn!
308
00:15:31,456 --> 00:15:32,629
'And-and I-I mean that'
309
00:15:32,648 --> 00:15:36,536
in the nicest possible way, Hil.
310
00:15:39,493 --> 00:15:42,519
I look like a troll doll!
311
00:15:42,538 --> 00:15:45,584
Hilary, don't you think
you're overreacting just a tad?
312
00:15:45,605 --> 00:15:47,650
Sleep with one eye open.
313
00:15:52,599 --> 00:15:54,423
Lo-Lo-Look, come on, guys.
314
00:15:54,443 --> 00:15:56,557
Cut me some slack here,
now-now, Uncle Phil.
315
00:15:56,577 --> 00:15:59,703
Now, if you had a choice
between an ordinary..
316
00:15:59,723 --> 00:16:03,441
...yet-yet very thoughtful
birthday party
317
00:16:03,461 --> 00:16:04,664
and hitting the slopes
with a superstar
318
00:16:04,685 --> 00:16:05,737
which one would you choose?
319
00:16:06,457 --> 00:16:08,592
You mean, which superstar
would I choose?
320
00:16:08,612 --> 00:16:12,470
- Well, if I had to--
- Philip.
321
00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:13,532
Will.
322
00:16:13,553 --> 00:16:15,697
Michelle Michaels
may not feel as serious
323
00:16:15,717 --> 00:16:17,681
about all this as you do.
324
00:16:17,701 --> 00:16:20,567
Does that look like
she's playing, Aunt Viv?
325
00:16:20,587 --> 00:16:22,601
She gave it to me in Aspen.
326
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:23,723
Where are you going?
327
00:16:23,743 --> 00:16:25,667
Oh, she's taking me
to see the fight in Vegas.
328
00:16:25,688 --> 00:16:28,634
What about the fight party
you excluded me from?
329
00:16:28,653 --> 00:16:31,539
You got the guys coming over
to watch it on TV.
330
00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:34,585
Ohh, oh, you know, I'm glad
you reminded me, Carlton.
331
00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:36,670
Listen, make sure
they don't let you in, okay?
332
00:16:38,553 --> 00:16:41,559
[instrumental music]
333
00:16:43,563 --> 00:16:46,529
[cheering]
334
00:16:48,824 --> 00:16:51,590
(male announcer)
'And there's the end
of Round One.'
335
00:16:57,763 --> 00:16:59,848
Whoo! Yo, this is better
than watching
336
00:17:00,568 --> 00:17:01,731
the fights with my Uncle Phil.
337
00:17:01,752 --> 00:17:03,605
I'm glad you're enjoying
yourself.
338
00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:05,819
Hey, now, how could I
not be enjoying myself?
339
00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:10,599
I got Vegas, you, me
a black dude and a white dude
340
00:17:10,619 --> 00:17:12,863
beating the heck out
of each other, life is good.
341
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:17,634
Oh, here, let me grab us
a little something here.
342
00:17:17,653 --> 00:17:18,735
Hey, Michelle, I got to tell you
343
00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:21,753
uh, ever since the barbecue
at Wesley Snipes crib
344
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:24,619
I kind of been wanting
to say something to you.
345
00:17:24,638 --> 00:17:26,632
And I-I haven't found a way
to say it quite yet
346
00:17:26,652 --> 00:17:29,828
but this thing we got going on,
I just feel real good about it
347
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,795
you know and I just..
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
348
00:17:35,781 --> 00:17:36,884
Hello, who is this?
349
00:17:36,903 --> 00:17:40,791
Rick Benton, we shot
a swimsuit video in Tahiti.
350
00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:42,926
- This is Will Smith.
- Guy?
351
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,912
Michelle, Michelle, Michelle.
352
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,827
You know, you're even more
alluring with your clothes on.
353
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:53,778
Isn't he the funniest
male model you ever met?
354
00:17:56,783 --> 00:18:00,681
Oh, wait a minute,
now I recognize this dude.
355
00:18:00,702 --> 00:18:01,954
I take it you've seen
my calendar, huh?
356
00:18:01,974 --> 00:18:04,910
Yeah, you were
the April fool, right?
357
00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:10,873
Look, um, Guy, listen.
358
00:18:10,893 --> 00:18:13,930
Michelle is a one-man woman
now, alright?
359
00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:15,803
- Oh, really?
- Yes, sir.
360
00:18:15,823 --> 00:18:18,718
You might be able to tell
by this ring she gave me.
361
00:18:18,738 --> 00:18:20,933
Kinda reminds me
of this one right here.
362
00:18:20,954 --> 00:18:22,998
So are we all friends now?
363
00:18:23,017 --> 00:18:26,835
Oh, yeah, we found out
we had a lot in common.
364
00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:30,853
Look, uh, black Fabio, listen.
365
00:18:33,951 --> 00:18:37,779
Why don't you and your
Motown-revival haircut
366
00:18:37,798 --> 00:18:39,030
go back to your seat..
367
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:43,980
...um, shave your chest, shut up
and just watch the fight.
368
00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:46,035
- Will.
- What?
369
00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:48,780
Are you squaring off on me fool?
What you gonna do?
370
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,816
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
371
00:18:51,836 --> 00:18:53,971
[indistinct shouting]
372
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,961
Poor Rick, he'll be in
the hospital for weeks now.
373
00:19:00,981 --> 00:19:03,973
How did I know
he was gonna fall on Sinatra?
374
00:19:05,863 --> 00:19:07,844
Well, I think you overreacted.
375
00:19:07,864 --> 00:19:09,074
What am I supposed to do
with some dude
376
00:19:09,095 --> 00:19:11,996
putting his hands
all over my woman?
377
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:15,839
Look, besides, he deserved it,
he stole one of your rings.
378
00:19:15,858 --> 00:19:17,879
- Will, I gave him that ring.
- Oh, you did, huh?
379
00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:19,880
Yeah, I did,
I give out a lot of rings.
380
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,831
Well, I-I'm saying,
this one you gave me
381
00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:24,092
is the last one though, right?
382
00:19:24,813 --> 00:19:26,854
I just gave one
to the paramedic.
383
00:19:28,815 --> 00:19:30,886
I was wondering why
he was taking your pulse.
384
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:34,838
Will.
385
00:19:36,868 --> 00:19:38,959
You're so adorable.
386
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:42,822
But I think we need
to take some time off.
387
00:19:42,841 --> 00:19:45,002
Yeah, cool, you're right,
I-I'm gonna go play some slots.
388
00:19:45,023 --> 00:19:48,085
- I'll be back in an hour.
- Will, sit.
389
00:19:52,037 --> 00:19:53,898
It's been fun.
390
00:19:54,087 --> 00:19:56,958
Excuse me, been?
391
00:19:56,979 --> 00:19:58,850
Will, I'm no good
with relationships.
392
00:19:58,869 --> 00:20:01,060
I thought you knew that,
don't you listen to my
songs?
393
00:20:01,081 --> 00:20:04,083
Well, yeah, I do,
okay, why? Alright, okay.
394
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,873
There's "Untouchable", there's,
uh, there's, uh, there's
395
00:20:06,893 --> 00:20:10,125
"Never Going To Settle",
there's, uh, "Wham Bam Goodbye."
396
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:18,849
[clears throat]
397
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,990
Come on, this isn't goodbye.
398
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,033
You only say goodbye to
people
you're never gonna see again.
399
00:20:24,053 --> 00:20:26,914
This is more like see you later.
400
00:20:38,129 --> 00:20:39,960
I'll see you later, Will.
401
00:20:49,885 --> 00:20:51,045
Goodbye, Michelle.
402
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:06,104
[instrumental music]
403
00:21:07,883 --> 00:21:08,984
Hey, good morning, Uncle
Phil.
404
00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:10,946
It was a hell of a fight
last night, Will.
405
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,876
Oh yeah, Champ ain't
no joke, right?
406
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,157
I was referring to your bout.
407
00:21:15,118 --> 00:21:17,099
They showed that on TV?
408
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:21,011
From the first shove to when
Sinatra put his toupee back on.
409
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,092
Um, there ain't gonna
be no rematch.
410
00:21:23,112 --> 00:21:26,144
When dude get out of
the hospital, he can have her.
411
00:21:26,163 --> 00:21:28,044
She dumped you, right?
412
00:21:28,065 --> 00:21:30,056
Man, you crazy! Yeah.
413
00:21:32,926 --> 00:21:35,167
Well, it was a nice ride
while it lasted, huh?
414
00:21:36,168 --> 00:21:38,058
You know what, Uncle Phil?
415
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,996
I-I think I loved her.
416
00:21:41,928 --> 00:21:44,051
Oh, bull!
417
00:21:45,085 --> 00:21:47,099
You hardly even knew her.
418
00:21:47,814 --> 00:21:50,086
No, no, Uncle Phil, I knew her,
you know what I'm saying?
419
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:51,931
I knew her.
420
00:21:53,024 --> 00:21:55,823
You might have known
her intimately
421
00:21:55,842 --> 00:21:57,767
but you didn't know her well.
422
00:21:57,787 --> 00:21:58,908
Come on, face it, Will.
423
00:21:58,929 --> 00:22:01,708
It was the lifestyle
you're in love with.
424
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:06,700
You trying to say that
the only reason I loved her
425
00:22:06,719 --> 00:22:09,686
was because she was rich
and let me sponge off of her?
426
00:22:09,706 --> 00:22:11,652
Uh-huh.
427
00:22:11,671 --> 00:22:12,862
Then I love you too, Uncle Phil.
428
00:22:23,601 --> 00:22:25,645
We even saved
Sonny the Seal for you.
429
00:22:25,666 --> 00:22:27,512
Really, where?
430
00:22:39,470 --> 00:22:42,487
[instrumental music]
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