All language subtitles for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air S04E15 WEB [1080p].en

Okay, okay. Everybody,
listen up. Listen up! Listen up.

As acting manager
while Jackie is away

I'd like to announce
a few changes.

Now, due to
the numerous requests

the no tipping policy..

...has been waived.

Oh, and, uh, slimmies

don't forget to pick up
your applications

for the new and exclusive
stockroom clerk.

So you're in charge now,
huh, Will?

Oh, sure, you're right.

And you know
what they say

"Behind every successful man,
there's a woman."

But, uh, if you wanted
to switch positions

I'm with that too,
know what I mean?

Hey. Hey, where
are you going?

Where are you going?
Come here, girl.

Oh, hey. Professor Milligan.

How are you doing? Eh! No.
Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

You're coming down here
to swear me in

as the new manager.

Well, you're making
the right choice, sir

because as you can see,
this place is bumping.

Maybe so, but sales aren't.
Take a look.

Oh..

Yoo! Oooh! Hooo!

You throw a good party, Will,
but nobody's spending.

I'm afraid you're just
not management material.

Wait. Hey, hey, hey.

Professor Mil.
Hey, listen, listen.

You-you're won't
let a silly little thing like

like profits stand in the way
of my promotion, are you?

I'm sorry, I've already
made my decision.

I'm bringing in one
of my most conscientious

freshmen business students
for the job.

Very meticulous. Bakes me
fresh muffins every day.

No.

No. No,
he-he-he's not, um..

Mm-hmm.

[mimicking Carlton]

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

[theme song]

♪ Now this is a story
all about how ♪

♪ My life got flip-turned
upside down ♪

♪ And I liked to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪

♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪

♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared ♪

♪ Said you're moving with your
auntie and uncle in Bel-Air ♪

♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

♪ The license plate said Fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

♪ And I yelled to the cabby
yo homes smell you later ♪

♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

Where did you get this thing?

They were passing
them out at school.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! What's that?

The "I Hate Hilary" newsletter.

"Dedicated to the premise

that weathercaster
Hilary Banks is a boob."

Get to the insulting part.

"Hilary Banks doesn't
know the difference

between a cirrus cloud
and a cumulus cloud."

What is the difference?

Will, look around.
Do you see my teleprompter here?

[scoffing]
"Hilary's knowledge
of the weather

is as skimpy as those ridiculous
outfits she wears on the Air."

[scoffs]
I mean, it's one thing
to attack my performance

but my wardrobe?

I don't think so.

Yep, every business major
at ULA wanted The Peacock.

But my prospectus blew away
the competition.

Who knows,
I could be the next Ross Perot.

I don't know. Let's see.
Short, obnoxious.

All you need
is a bad haircut.

And your ears.

[yowling]

Well, I'm proud of you, son.

Your first job, and you're
running the entire operation.

That's right, big guy.

There aren't too many
first year students

with my level of savvy
and maturity.

Fruity Pebbles!

And there's a little
tugboat inside, Ross.

You know, dad,
the best part is

this could be my ticket
to Princeton.

Professor Milligan says
that Ivy League schools

look pretty darn favorably
on management experience.

How do they feel about guys
who still depend

on the crossing guard?

Hey, that's a dangerous
intersection, mister.

- Hey! Quit putting your hands..
- 'Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey!'

You two are gonna have to come
to some kind of understanding

and work this thing out.

Alright, alright.

I'm-I'm willing
to try if you are, boss.

Oh, put it there, Smith.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Well, Geoffrey, this might
be a very good experience

for both of them.

Especially Master William

who will discover the joy
of working for a Banks.

[instrumental music]

Hey, Professor Kemp,
Professor Meyers.

Hey, Will, how are
the subs today?

Oh, well, you know,
sort of like your lectures.

Long, stale
and full of baloney.

[laughing]

I'm stupid, I'm stupid.
I just failed, didn't I?

Look, check it out,
here's a sub on the house.

- Oh, thank you.
- Alright.

Instant A.

What up, Dex?

Hey, look, man.

I saw Donna the other night
down at the quad

and I told her
to breaking up with you

was the biggest mistake
she ever made in her life.

So, she'll see me again?

Oh, no, man,
she hates your guts.

But look, there's always
more fish in the sea.

I should know.
They call me Aquaman.

Will, I've spent the whole
morning back in the stockroom.

What a mess!

Do you believe
someone actually papered

the ceiling with hundreds
of Jet beauties?

That's fly, ain't it?

I'd like to think of it

as my own Sistine Chapel.

Yeah, well, Philip's been in
there worshipping for two hours.

Hey, hey, relax little fellow.
You'll get your turn.

Hey, hey, hey.
What up, dawg? Ah!

Dog?

Will, this is a place
of business, not a kennel.

Therefore, you will greet
each customer as follows..

"Hello, I'm.."
Your name here.

"Welcome to The Peacock,
where our motto is

Whatever you want,
we've got it."

I'll give that a shot, Carlton.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

My name's Will.
Welcome to The Peacock

where our motto is, girl,
whatever you got, I want it.

[roaring]

Will, you're getting
it all wrong.

Hey, look, man,
as long as I'm getting it.

Look, Will,
personal relationships aside

I'm your boss, and you
have to listen to me.

Oh, I'm sorry, Carlton,
you say something?

May I remind you, I'm the one
issuing your paycheck?

Yes, sir, General Shortcoff.

That's the spirit, soldier.

I am so frustrated.

What's the matter?

Mom and I wrote down a bunch
of meteorological terms

for me to memorize,
and I keep screwing them up.

Why didn't I become
an anchorperson?

They don't have to know
hardly anything.

Sweetheart, it's
commendable that you wanna

improve your skills.

You don't have to impress
those newsletter people.

I don't want to impress them.

I wanna smack them.

Daddy..

...you're a judge.

Can't you just throw them
in jail or something?

Sweetheart, the worst
thing you can do

is blow this thing
out of proportion.

Now, if you ignore it,
it will probably go away.

Did you really refer
to Hurricane Robert as Bobby?

Well, Robert just
sounded so serious.

It was serious, darling.

It wiped out half of Miami.

Well, excuse me for trying
to spread a little sunshine.

Daddy, I just can't stand
the idea of people hating me.

Hilary, people love
to attack celebrities.

It's part of the price you pay
for being in the public eye.

You're right. I'm gonna call
someone who's been through this.

(Philip)
'Who's that, honey?'

Someone who knows
what it's really like

to be hated.

5-5-5-9-0-2-1.

Oh, Shannen?

Hi. Hilary Banks.

You remember that
"I Hate Brenda" thing

that you went through?

What do you mean
you don't know me?

You spilled a drink
on me at Roxbury.

Hello?

Hello?

Boy, she's not gonna make
many friends with that attitude.

Excuse me, ladies.

I'm Carlton Banks,
Peacock manager.

And I'm afraid these tables
are for eating not loitering.

- We did eat.
- Yes, you did.

Seven minutes ago.

Are you saying we have to leave?

No, no, no. You can stay
if you order something else.

Look, I particularly recommend
the shrimpy cocktail.

Will, I could use
a little help out here.

(Will)
'I ain't coming out, man!'

Fine, then you're
not getting paid.

(Will)
'Damn!'

Carlton, I think we need
to have a little talk, man.

You know, bird to nerd.

Sorry, I'm busy.

So, ladies, have you decided?

- Drop dead.
- Excellent choice.

Look around, man.

The Peacock is a place
where people

just come to kick it, man.
To relax.

You know, get away
from the pressures of class.

If you start hassling them,
they'll just go somewhere else.

Where? The closest competition
is three blocks off campus.

Look, don't you see, Will?

We've got these people
by the textbooks.

We can charge and pretty much
do whatever we want.

This is like sex to you,
isn't it?

Yes.

Well, you know what?
It doesn't turn me on, Carlton.

I think you're
being an idiot.

[dramatic music]

What do you think you're gonna
do with that, mister?

Marking up the prices, Will.

Can't let you do that,
Carlton.

These people are students.

They're good people.

Decent people.

They can't afford
to pay any more.

Save it for someone who cares.

Freeze, man!

Do what you got
to do, cowboy.

[music continues]

Hey, give me back my gun.

Listen, as your boss
I'm not gonna tolerate

that kind of insubordination.

You're not my boss.

You're just some butt-kissing

apple-a-day suck up
that got lucky.

Oh, that's it!

That little outburst is gonna

cost you a reduction in hours.

Well, I'll do
you one better.

How about zero hours? I quit!

Oh, yeah? Well, well..

Don't ask me
for any recommendation.

I know Will's mad,
but this is ridiculous.

I mean, he hasn't talked
to me in two days.

What do you think
I should do?

Count your blessings.

Hey, what's up..

...G?

- Will.
- Da-da.. Buush!

Will, you can't keep
cheeingme.

It's.. Notche.

That's what I said,
che!

Well, you can't even right.

Go just stay
out of my face, man.

I'm still not speaking to you.

Fine, be that way.

Master William..

...I've never seen you
behave so coldly.

I like it.

Well, G, a man
has got to stand his ground.

A man also has to work
to pay his bills.

Otherwise, I'd be out
parasailing with these.

Seriously, what are you going
to do for money?

Ah! Already taken care of,
G.

Got me a brand new job,
three blocks off campus.

The Chestless Touchdown.

This is an outrage.

Hey, look, Uncle Phil, I swear
that dent was in that car

before I hit that mailbox!

- What dent?
- Exactly. What were you saying?

Oh, those newsletter
bozos put up a big

"Honk, if you hate Hilary"
billboard

right at the corner
of Sunset and Doheny.

Oh, damn. That mean they took
down the Naughty Nightie girl.

Hilary! Hilary!

(woman on TV)
'More snow today with
temperatures dropping'

'to the low teens this evening.'

- Sweetheart, I--
- I have the greatest idea.

If I watch the weather
in New York

I'll have a three-hour
jump on the competition.

Honey, that might not
work every time.

Listen, uh, when you drove
to work today

you didn't by any chance go down
Sunset Boulevard, did you?

Oh, I couldn't.
It was backed up for miles.

And everyone was honking
like it was New Year's Eve.

Chance of snow
and a minus three wind chill.

Well, my work is done.
I'm going shopping.

Uh, sweetheart, I've thought it
over you know, and you're right.

I'm gonna put an end
this newsletter business.

As a matter of fact, I'm gonna
head down to the law library

and get right to work.

Oh, thank you, daddy.

Now, dress warm,
it's gonna snow.

[instrumental music]

Wait, please don't go.

Look, I apologize for performing
the Heimlich maneuver on you.

I really thought
you were choking.

And uh, now, to create
a more festive mood

The Peacock is proud to present
music from Hawaii.

The entertainment charge
has already

been added into your check.

[Hawaiian music]

Uh, also, we are pleased
to announce

that the proceeds
from our new pay toilets

have enabled us to buy
this brand new metal detector.

Remember, less flatware theft
means lower prices for you..

...our valued consumer.

[beeping]

Man, they ought to draw a chalk
outline around this place.

- Jazz!
- Come on, man.

So, what can I get you?
A sandwich? A T-shirt?

Peacock-a-cola?

I made that one up myself.

It shows.

Actually, I just came
by to see Will.

Uh, Mr. Smith is
no longer employed here.

Looks like he took
everybody with him too.

They didn't leave
because of Will.

They left because of me.

I mean, they just
need time to get

acclimated to some
of my new policies.

Philip told me you cut
the teeth marks

off the pickles
and reuse them.

Look, Jazz,
I'm in real trouble.

My professor's coming down
to check on business.

You know a lot of people, maybe
you can bring some of them by.

What's in it for me?

Well..

...you know how
your pigeons are always

getting sick all the time?

My babies.

I'll pay their vet bill
for the rest of the year.

Even Oliver?
He has a heart murmur.

- Even Oliver.
- Be back in an hour.

[instrumental music]

Jazz, what is this?

Pretty good job, huh?

It's nice to have friends you
can call on at the last minute.

Oliver.

Banks! What is going on here?

Oh, Professor Milligan.

Well, um, see, sir.

Um, I've managed
to diversify our clientele.

If anybody asks,
I've been with you all day.

Banks, I don't know
what you've to this place

But whatever it is,
I suggest that you fix it

or I'll yank you
off this project.

But-but, sir, what...

Jazz, you better get those
freaks out of here immediately.

You're the boss.

Alright, you weirdos,
beat it.

[instrumental music]

- Daddy, I've got some news.
- So do I.

I've filed
the necessary court papers.

We'll have that newsletter
killed in no time.

- Daddy, don't you dare.
- Huh?

My ratings this week
have gone through the roof.

They're even talking
about letting me

announce the lottery number.

Well, what about your
reputation?

So, what if a few people
don't like me? I'm a hit.

Sweetheart, think about
this.

Is this the kind
of fame you want?

I mean, people are
gonna be tuning in

not to hear your
comprehensive weather report

but looking for a laugh.

Hello?

You're kidding.

Well, of course,
I'm interested.

Who was that?

They're thinking of making
me an anchorperson.

Oh! I've gotta brush up.

Who is this Bosnia person
I keep hearing about?

Forty-eight, 49, 50. Bam!

Have fun with
them potatoes, spud.

Oh, hey.

[grunting]

Will, I've thought about it

and I can't let you
do this to yourself.

Hey, come on, Carlton. Come back
when I'm on a break, alright?

Excuse me, may I cut in?

Carlton, what are you doing?
This is a sports bar, man.

Look, Will, I know
you only left The Peacock

because of your foolish
pride.

No, I left because
of my foolish cousin.

Will, you can't be happy here.
This is a franchise.

The kind of place
where they treat employees

like faceless,
anonymous nobodies.

[whistling]

Will Smith, come on up here.

I know you've only been
here four days

but the staff has voted you
employee of the week!

(male #1)
'Let's have a hand
for Will Smith, huh?'

[crowd applauding]

And by the way..

...for winning this honor

you get the weekend off
with pay.

- Hey, hey, hey.
- Alright.

Aww! Ohh!

Oh, Carlton,
save me from this hellhole.

Okay, Will, I was willing
to let bygones be bygones.

But I can see it's no use.

It is no use, right?

Fine.

I guess the dream is over.

I'm obviously
not management material.

All those summers at business
camp were just a waste of time.

Oh, Carlton, hold up, man.

Look, you're not a bad manager.

You-you just stink
when it comes to people.

And you stink
when it comes to business.

So, what does
that tell you?

That we both stink.

Yes, individually.

But together we'd smell
like success.

What do you say, Will?

No, man. I got
a good thing here.

Oh, come on, Will.
I'll make it worth your while.

I'll give you priority shifts

and you can wear
your own clothes

and you've got unlimited
use of the stockroom.

- No, man.
- Well, what do you want, Will?

You know, I kind of
want you to beg me.

Beg? I don't know
how to beg. I'm rich.

Look, Will, I'll give you
a $1000 if you come back.

Gosh, you don't get it, do you?

Carlton, it isn't always
about facts and figures

and green pieces of paper
with dead presidents on
them.

Look, a man's most valuable
possession is his self-respect.

Make it 2000.

Alright, let me go get my hat.

Hey, hey, hey.

Professor Mil, chill.
Hey, listen, man.

Look, um, now..

Listen, hey, listen.

- Hey.
- No, hey.

- Hey! Hey!
- Hey, well, listen.

- Hey!
- Hey!

- Hey.
- Hey. Hey.

Hey! Hey! I got it. I got it.

'I got it. You ready? Let's
pick it up from right there.'