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[instrumental music]
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Alright,
now you go to sleep, Nicky.
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I'm gonna go downstairs
and make sure
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that Geoffrey remembered to put
out some cookies for Santa.
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Don't eat too many,
okay, daddy?
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Ho ho ho.
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Daddy, can you tell me
about the "Four Middle Names?"
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Oh, come on, Nicky, you've heard
that story a hundred times.
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I know it, but I forget
a lot of it. Please.
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Oh, alright, alright.
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Let me see.
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Most children have
one middle name
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but you, my boy, have four
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and it all began the night
before you were christened.
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Yes, a lot of things were
different back then.
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Say, Uncle Phil,
can I borrow 50 bucks, man?
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Of course, some things
never change.
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[theme song]
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♪ Now this is a story
all about ♪
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♪ How my life got flipped
turned upside down ♪
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♪ And I'd like to take minute
just sit right there ♪
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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪
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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪
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[instrumental music]
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♪In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪
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♪ On the playground is where
I spent the most of my days ♪
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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪
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♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪
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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪
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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪
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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪
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♪ You're movin' with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪
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♪ The license plate said Fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪
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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪
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♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I pulled up to the house
about seven or eight ♪
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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell ya later ♪
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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪
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♪ To sit on my throne
as the Prince of Bel-Air ♪♪
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[music continues]
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Yes, it was
Christmas Eve, 1993
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everyone's favorite
time of year.
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[instrumental music]
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You know, these popcorn strings
look a little skimpy
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but, uh, you wouldn't
know nothin' about that
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would you, Uncle Phil?
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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And, uh, I suppose this is
the one-armed man
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the fugitive
was looking for, huh?
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♪ It's beginning to look
a lot like Christmas ♪
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♪ Everywhere you go ♪♪
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Hey, alright.
Whoo! Thank you.
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[Carlton laughs]
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Yeah.
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Hey, little fella, Santa let you
out of the workshop early?
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Oh, you like my outfit?
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I-I had jingle bells
sewn into my cuffs.
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[bells jingling]
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Ah. Geoffrey, I-I need
my Santa suit pressed.
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We can't have Nicky thinking
Kriss Kringle
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doesn't keep
a sharp crease, huh?
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Oh, but it's alright
for him to think
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Santa's only three-feet tall.
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- Hey, Hil, Ash. Whoa.
- Hi.
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What happened to your coat?
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I was mauled in
the Saks shoe department.
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You need a license to drive,
but they'll letanyoneshop.
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Boyz II Men
were at the mall
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and they autographed my new CD.
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Oh, and I got Nicky the cutest
present for his christening.
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Oh, hey, you may have
gotten him the cutest
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but I definitely
I got him the best.
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Don't be so sure
about that, Bucko.
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Now, children, there's
no point in competing
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over who got Nicky
the best present.
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That's right, because
you'll all lose to me.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, wait right here.
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[bells jingling]
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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I thought we was gonna wait
till the christening
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but we having a gift-off
now?
Okay, that's cool.
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Look out, move, move.
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Hey, G...wait till you see
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the gift that I got Nicky
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for his christening.
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[Will beatboxing]
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[Will scatting]
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♪ Hey there G
I don't mean to be rude ♪
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♪ But take your
jelly-roll butt ♪
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♪ And go get me some food ♪
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♪ Huh ♪
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Ow!
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So that's where the
cereal box tops went.
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Hey, what you talking about, G?
This is a great present, man.
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Oh, no.
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The 18-karat gold rattle
from your uncle
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is a great present.
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The handwoven silk sleeper suit
from Miss Hilary
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is a great present.
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Thatis ahand puppet.
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Well, I can count on Carlton
to make me look good.
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Shoot, he's so cheap,
he probably made Nicky
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a vest out of the lint
from his pocket or something.
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[beeping]
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Hey, is Nicky going
to love this or what?
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[beeping continues]
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[instrumental music]
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- Will!
- I wasn't doing nothin'.
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You're not going
to believe this.
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Watch what happens
when I play my Boyz II Men CD.
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♪ Girl you're so sad ♪
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♪ He was the very
first love you had ♪
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♪ But he hurt your heart
real bad ♪♪
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Oh, man, yo, me and this kid
are definitely blood.
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Oh, let me tell you
what used to knock me out
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of my highchair, remember?
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♪ Everybody was
Kung Fu fightin' ♪
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That was the jam, man.
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- Greetings, y'all.
- Jazz.
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I brought little Ricky
his christening gift.
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Man, a cheap
christening gift. Ha-ha!
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Hey, you-you mind
if I take a peek?
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Go ahead.
Get your peek going.
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Jazz, this is a Rolex.
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Santa left it
in the men's room.
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So, what'd you get him?
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Oh, I'm..
Shoot, man.
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I got-I got him
a real good gift.
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♪ Girl you're so sad ♪
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♪ He was the very first
love you had ♪♪
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I-I got him them.
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Them? You got him
a Boyz II Men CD?
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No, no. Come here, come
here.
Alright.
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I got him Boyz II Men, man.
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You know, I-I used to hang
with them back in Philly.
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They're gonna sing
at the christening.
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Oh, Will, that's wonderful!
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- Oh!
- What's wonderful?
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Will got Boyz II Men to sing
at Nicky's christening.
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I can't wait to tell
Reverend Boyd.
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Whoa, hey. Aunt Viv..
Whoa, woman, look..
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I've got to call
all my friends!
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey..
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You, jus..
Come back here!
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Well, this is a christening
your family won't forget.
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Come back here!
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♪ Let it snow ♪
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(Philip)
As usual, Will had put
his foot in his mouth
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but lucky for him,
Boyz II Men were in town
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recording a radio special.
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Will managed to sneak in.
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♪ Let it snow ♪
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♪ Let it snow ♪
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♪ Ohh ♪
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♪ It's another ♪
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♪ Christmas holiday ♪
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♪ It's a joyous thing ♪
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♪ Let the angels sing ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're together ♪
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♪ We got a thing ♪
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♪ Hey can't let it slip away ♪
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♪ Though outside
it's rain and sleet ♪
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♪ When our bodies meet ♪
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♪ I'll give her the best ♪
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♪ Let it snow ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Let it snow ♪
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♪ Outside ♪
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♪ It's cold ♪
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♪ But the fire's blazin' ♪
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♪ So baby ♪
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♪ Let it snow ♪
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♪ Let it snow ♪
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♪ Yeah yeah ♪
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♪ Let it snow ♪
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♪ Let it snow ♪
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♪ Oh come over here ♪
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♪ And help me trim the tree ♪
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♪ I wanna wrap you up ♪
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♪ Baby then you'll see ♪
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♪ You're the only present
that I need ♪
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♪ There's so much more ♪
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♪ Waiting for you in store ♪♪
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That should be cool, man.
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Aw, man!
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Let it snow, man!
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Let it..
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This is a dirty studio.
Y'all got bugs.
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It's a closed session.
You going to step.
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Hey, yo, yo,
wait, hold up, man. Listen.
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- I know them.
- How was that, man?
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Hey, yo! Hey, hey, yo,
I'm from Philly, man!
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West Philly! Ho!
Yo!
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Hey, you know, come on,
Cheesesteaks, Liberty Bell!
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- Man, West Philly, ho!
- Get rid of him, Charlie.
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Hey, hey, I used to play
ball
with you in Brook, man!
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You know what?
You do look kinda familiar.
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I do?
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I mean, I do. Get off me!
Get off me! Get off me!
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He said
I look familiar, man!
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But it ain't
from basketball, though.
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You know Neecie Taylor,
don't you?
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Hey, I guess I do look
familiar, huh?
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Yeah, man, I used
to date Neecie back in the day.
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Listen, I stole her
from this ol' four-eyed
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big-lipped dude, right?
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He used to be singing
these stupid songs
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down on the corner
it was him and his three..
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Yeah.
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Sisters.
It was him and three girls.
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Yeah. You don't know how much
I loved that girl.
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I cried myself
to sleep every night about that.
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Hey, did I say
I was from Philly?
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I'm from Pittsburgh, man.
Go, Steelers!
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Steal her, that's what you did.
Charlie, you see his face?
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Memorize it. We don't wanna
see him around here again.
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(Charlie)
Okay, Romeo, let's go.
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Look, do you guys validate?
My car..
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[instrumental music]
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So, in less than
five minutes
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Cousin Will had
totally alienated
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everyone in the group.
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Meanwhile,
back at the house..
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Mm, daddy, I hate to interrupt,
but I have to go potty.
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Okay, be sure
you're back here
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in two and a half minutes.
Go on.
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[instrumental music]
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[Philip scatting]
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[chuckling]
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Did you remember to
put the seat back down?
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Do you?
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Good point.
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Anyway, where was I?
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Oh, yeah.
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Cousin Will had gotten
himself
into quite a fix
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so he did what most men do
when they get their backs
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against the wall,
he begged.
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Neecie. Neecie, Neecie, baby.
Neecie, baby, look.
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Could you-could you
just talk to Nate, please?
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No? Where's your
Christmas spirit?
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You're a nun,
for God's sakes!
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Geoffrey, Aunt Vy just
arrived
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and she needs you to take
her suitcase upstairs.
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Then put out another plate
of cookies
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make some fresh eggnog,
and replace
249
00:11:41,147 --> 00:11:43,232
that broken string
of lights on the tree.
250
00:11:46,199 --> 00:11:48,243
And wipe that frown
off your face.
251
00:11:48,262 --> 00:11:50,226
It's Christmas.
252
00:11:54,164 --> 00:11:56,018
You know, I am really
getting
sick and tired
253
00:11:56,038 --> 00:11:58,052
of Geoffrey's attitude.
254
00:11:58,072 --> 00:11:59,215
Well, you have to
imagine how he feels
255
00:11:59,236 --> 00:12:00,318
this time of year.
256
00:12:01,039 --> 00:12:04,095
Wash this, carry that,
cook this, clean that.
257
00:12:04,116 --> 00:12:06,220
Ashley, what's your point?
258
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,116
We work him too hard
this time of year.
259
00:12:09,136 --> 00:12:10,309
We should
get him a present.
260
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:14,056
What am I
gonna get him, a mop?
261
00:12:15,328 --> 00:12:17,202
- Oh, let me take your coat.
- Thank you.
262
00:12:17,222 --> 00:12:20,278
Oh, Vy,
you look wonderful.
263
00:12:20,299 --> 00:12:22,093
What, did you
lose some weight?
264
00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:23,164
Well, yes, I did.
265
00:12:23,185 --> 00:12:26,272
And I guess
you found it. Ha!
266
00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:28,336
Okay, now I remember
where Will gets it from.
267
00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:30,149
- Yeah.
- Heh.
268
00:12:31,212 --> 00:12:33,146
Whoa.
269
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,257
How come ain't nobody tell me
270
00:12:34,276 --> 00:12:37,247
Halle Berry was gonna be
coming here?
271
00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:40,198
Oh. That's my mommy.
272
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:41,340
Hi, baby.
273
00:12:41,359 --> 00:12:43,370
[doorbell rings]
274
00:12:48,313 --> 00:12:50,294
Oh, alright, Geoffrey.
I'll get it.
275
00:12:50,314 --> 00:12:54,186
Your generosity
knows no bounds, sir.
276
00:12:57,228 --> 00:12:59,379
Oh, mom, this feels so good
to have you here.
277
00:12:59,398 --> 00:13:02,119
- Yes.
- Listen, listen, um..
278
00:13:02,139 --> 00:13:04,240
- I got a little problem.
- Oh, what's the matter, baby?
279
00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:06,391
Well, it's about
Nicky's christening.
280
00:13:07,113 --> 00:13:08,333
Oh, don't you say
another word, baby.
281
00:13:08,353 --> 00:13:11,135
Your Aunt Vivian told me what
you're doing for the christening
282
00:13:11,154 --> 00:13:12,364
and when that group
stands up to sing
283
00:13:12,384 --> 00:13:14,225
I'm gonna turn
to the congregation
284
00:13:14,245 --> 00:13:18,317
and tell themthatgift
is frommyboy. Mwah!
285
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,159
Oh, damn.
286
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:26,401
Come on, Will.
Turn that frown upside down.
287
00:13:27,122 --> 00:13:28,213
Santa's gonna be here soon
288
00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:31,134
andno onecan resist
jolly old Saint Nick.
289
00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:36,256
You know what?
290
00:13:36,276 --> 00:13:37,416
You're right, Carlton.
291
00:13:38,137 --> 00:13:40,168
You're a genius, man.
292
00:13:43,179 --> 00:13:44,420
- The house looks beautiful.
- Ah, thank you.
293
00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:48,262
- Merry Christmas, Aunt Helen.
- Merry Christmas, baby.
294
00:13:48,282 --> 00:13:50,413
Let me take this.
295
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,135
It's so good
to be with the family
296
00:13:53,154 --> 00:13:55,165
for the holiday season.
297
00:13:55,185 --> 00:13:57,176
Now, where's my big sister Vy?
298
00:13:57,196 --> 00:13:58,327
Diva!
299
00:13:58,348 --> 00:14:00,268
- Diva!
- Diva!
300
00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:01,428
Hey..
301
00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:07,381
Helen, it is so good
to see you.
302
00:14:07,401 --> 00:14:10,252
Yes. Likewise.
303
00:14:16,386 --> 00:14:18,337
I think I'll go change.
304
00:14:19,388 --> 00:14:23,280
Vy, honey, it's so good
to see you.
305
00:14:23,299 --> 00:14:24,429
Excuse me. Just a minute.
306
00:14:25,151 --> 00:14:27,202
Helen, let me talk to you
just a minute.
307
00:14:27,222 --> 00:14:29,393
Wait a minute, Helen.
Excuse me.
308
00:14:29,412 --> 00:14:32,253
What are you
wearing to the christening?
309
00:14:32,274 --> 00:14:33,295
Because if I'm gonna
be godmother
310
00:14:33,314 --> 00:14:34,364
I don't wanna walk in church
311
00:14:34,385 --> 00:14:36,396
looking like
the "Full House Twins."
312
00:14:36,415 --> 00:14:39,316
Honey, I think your wig
is on too tight.
313
00:14:41,317 --> 00:14:44,159
I'mgonna be
Nicky's godmother.
314
00:14:44,179 --> 00:14:46,250
Vivian asked me herself.
315
00:14:46,271 --> 00:14:49,202
Wait a minute.
She askedme,too.
316
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,342
I guess she would've
asked Janice
317
00:14:50,363 --> 00:14:52,204
if she wasn't
out of the country.
318
00:14:52,223 --> 00:14:53,363
- Vivian!
- Vivian!
319
00:14:53,384 --> 00:14:56,166
Oh, sweetheart, no,
you're not gonna leave me alone
320
00:14:56,185 --> 00:14:58,436
with these two after they
started sharpening their claws.
321
00:14:58,456 --> 00:15:02,208
Did someone say Claus?
322
00:15:02,228 --> 00:15:05,249
'Cause that's just what
this family needs right now.
323
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,434
When you hear this story,
you are gonna laugh.
324
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:17,285
Um, I accidentally asked both
of you to be the godmother.
325
00:15:17,305 --> 00:15:19,336
- Isn't this funny?
- Vivian, that's not funny.
326
00:15:19,356 --> 00:15:21,357
- That is ridiculous.
- There's that's funny about--
327
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,439
Ladies, hey, ladies!
328
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:26,199
It's Christmas.
Let's not argue.
329
00:15:26,449 --> 00:15:28,370
My Santa suit!
330
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,212
It's been stolen!
331
00:15:34,213 --> 00:15:35,364
They stole it.
332
00:15:37,365 --> 00:15:40,196
(Phillip)
It wasn't exactly stolen.
333
00:15:40,216 --> 00:15:41,287
More like borrowed.
334
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:45,460
Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas!
335
00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:48,350
Hey, Santa.
Mind the booth.
336
00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:50,191
Got to tinkle.
337
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,223
(Philip)
What a lucky break.
338
00:15:56,195 --> 00:15:58,366
I can't believe the schedule
we made for ourselves.
339
00:15:58,386 --> 00:16:02,218
Yeah, man, I never thought
I'd be working on Christmas Eve.
340
00:16:02,237 --> 00:16:03,267
Right, partner.
341
00:16:03,288 --> 00:16:07,410
Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas!
342
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,312
I recently received a letter
up at the North Pole
343
00:16:10,331 --> 00:16:12,392
from a young man
whose only Christmas wish
344
00:16:12,413 --> 00:16:16,435
was to have you sing at his
cousin's christening tonight.
345
00:16:16,455 --> 00:16:18,416
Yo, is this for real?
346
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,347
As real as I am.
347
00:16:20,366 --> 00:16:22,427
Now, listen,
please find it in your hearts
348
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,279
to grant this young man's wish.
349
00:16:25,299 --> 00:16:27,420
There going to be
a reception?
350
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:31,292
So much food you'll think
a supermarket blew up.
351
00:16:31,312 --> 00:16:33,293
- Beats room service turkey.
- For real.
352
00:16:33,313 --> 00:16:35,274
- Let's go for it, y'all.
- Yeah.
353
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,225
- Merry Christmas.
- Alright.
354
00:16:37,244 --> 00:16:39,445
Hey, you guys be at the
First Baptist Church of Bel-Air
355
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,287
at 5 o'clock,
and thanks a lot, fellas.
356
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:47,269
Yo, yo, that's that fool
that stole Neecie.
357
00:16:51,332 --> 00:16:53,263
Merry Christmas!
358
00:16:55,263 --> 00:16:57,324
Hats, T-shirts, buttons
359
00:16:57,345 --> 00:16:58,495
Boyz II Men paraphernalia!
360
00:16:58,514 --> 00:17:00,425
'Get your hats,
T-shirts, buttons!'
361
00:17:00,446 --> 00:17:03,308
Hi, Vivian, Philip, welcome.
362
00:17:03,328 --> 00:17:06,369
Thank you, Reverend Boyd, these
are my sisters Helen and Vy.
363
00:17:06,388 --> 00:17:08,389
Good evening.
Nice turnout.
364
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,521
One too many,
if you ask me.
365
00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:19,426
Hello. Are you part
of the family?
366
00:17:19,446 --> 00:17:21,517
Yes, I'm the part of the family
367
00:17:22,237 --> 00:17:24,418
who does the cleaning,
cooking, and mending.
368
00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:30,290
I guess Will's coming
with Boyz II Men.
369
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,301
Do you think I should report
370
00:17:32,321 --> 00:17:34,372
my missing Santa suit
to the police?
371
00:17:36,343 --> 00:17:37,503
I'm sitting
next to Vivian.
372
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:41,345
I don't want my godson
smelling that cheap perfume.
373
00:17:41,365 --> 00:17:45,297
That's it.
I have had it.
374
00:17:45,317 --> 00:17:47,348
Do you want to know who Nicky's
godmother's going to be?
375
00:17:47,368 --> 00:17:50,410
- Yes.
- Hah. Go on. Tell her, Vivian.
376
00:17:50,431 --> 00:17:51,531
[laughs]
377
00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:54,442
Geoffrey.
378
00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:55,493
(both)
Geoffrey?
379
00:17:55,512 --> 00:17:58,333
Oh, somebody spill something?
380
00:18:01,325 --> 00:18:05,407
Geoffrey,nobodyloves Nicky
more than you do.
381
00:18:05,428 --> 00:18:07,529
Would you do us the honor
of being Nicky's godfather?
382
00:18:07,548 --> 00:18:12,360
[gasps]
Oh, madam, I don't know
what to say.
383
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:15,542
This is the best Christmas gift
I could ever get.
384
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,354
Oh, thank you, sir.
385
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:28,318
Hey.
How's everybody doing?
386
00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:30,529
Master William,
I'm Nicky's godfather.
387
00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:33,381
- Yeah, congratulations, G.
- Are Boyz II Men here yet?
388
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:40,324
Um, can I have everybody's
attention, please?
389
00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:46,307
[exhales]
Um, I wanted to
do somethin' special
390
00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:48,338
for my cousin
Nicky's christenin'.
391
00:18:48,358 --> 00:18:49,468
You know,
everybody was getting him
392
00:18:49,489 --> 00:18:53,351
all these big expensive gifts
and everything
393
00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:56,562
so I said that I could deliver
Boyz II Men.
394
00:18:59,293 --> 00:19:00,354
Look, the truth is--
395
00:19:00,374 --> 00:19:05,476
♪ Silent night ♪
396
00:19:05,497 --> 00:19:11,380
♪ Holy night ♪
397
00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:17,412
♪ All is calm ♪
398
00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:22,576
♪ All is bright ♪
399
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:28,528
♪ Round yon virgin ♪
400
00:19:28,548 --> 00:19:33,581
♪ Mother and child ♪
401
00:19:34,301 --> 00:19:34,591
Merry Christmas, Will.
402
00:19:35,311 --> 00:19:38,532
♪ Holy infant ♪
403
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:45,397
♪ So tender and mild ♪
404
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:48,437
♪ Sleep in ♪
405
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:55,472
♪ Heavenly peace ♪
406
00:19:56,522 --> 00:19:59,504
♪ Sleep in ♪
407
00:19:59,524 --> 00:20:06,357
♪ Heavenly peace ♪
408
00:20:08,437 --> 00:20:10,548
That's my boy!
That's my boy!
409
00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:17,582
♪ Silent night ♪
♪ Silent ♪
410
00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:23,364
♪ Holy night ♪
♪ Silent ♪
411
00:20:23,384 --> 00:20:27,586
♪ Round Thy head ♪
♪ Round yon holy ♪
412
00:20:27,606 --> 00:20:31,408
♪ Are radiant ♪
413
00:20:31,428 --> 00:20:34,380
♪ Light ♪
♪ Light ♪
414
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:39,542
♪ Lovely boy with ♪
415
00:20:39,563 --> 00:20:45,406
♪ Golden hair ♪
416
00:20:45,425 --> 00:20:50,437
♪ Parents guard Thee with ♪
417
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:55,600
♪ Tender care ♪
♪ Tender ♪
418
00:20:55,620 --> 00:21:00,392
♪ Sleep now darling ♪
419
00:21:00,412 --> 00:21:04,344
♪ One sleep ♪
♪ Darling one sleep ♪
420
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:09,457
♪ Sleep Sleep ♪
421
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,639
♪ Now darling ♪
422
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:17,431
♪ One sleep ♪
423
00:21:17,451 --> 00:21:20,472
[vocalizing]
424
00:21:30,377 --> 00:21:31,587
- Oh.
- Thank you.
425
00:21:31,608 --> 00:21:34,630
[applause]
426
00:21:37,491 --> 00:21:39,592
[instrumental music]
427
00:21:39,612 --> 00:21:41,533
And because it was
such a special honor
428
00:21:41,553 --> 00:21:43,464
to have them sing
at your christening
429
00:21:43,483 --> 00:21:45,484
we took all four
of their names
430
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,596
and we christened you
431
00:21:46,616 --> 00:21:52,369
Nicholas Michael Shawn
Nathan Juanye Banks.
432
00:21:52,388 --> 00:21:54,429
That's a good story, daddy.
433
00:21:54,449 --> 00:21:56,490
Can I see my godfather now?
434
00:21:56,511 --> 00:21:59,452
Of course you can.
Geoffrey?
435
00:21:59,471 --> 00:22:00,552
You rang, sir?
436
00:22:00,573 --> 00:22:02,453
Nicky wanted to see you.
437
00:22:02,472 --> 00:22:05,394
Oh, yes.
438
00:22:05,414 --> 00:22:07,505
I love you, godfather.
439
00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,647
I love you, too, godson.
440
00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:12,527
Now get me
some hot chocolate.
441
00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:13,549
Oh.
442
00:22:15,469 --> 00:22:17,630
[instrumental music]
443
00:22:19,441 --> 00:22:21,662
♪ Let it snow ♪
444
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:26,485
♪ Let it snow ♪
♪ I'm excited ♪
445
00:22:26,504 --> 00:22:28,455
♪ It's cool ♪
446
00:22:28,475 --> 00:22:30,556
♪ But the fire's blazin' ♪
447
00:22:30,577 --> 00:22:37,401
♪ So baby let it snow ♪
448
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,632
♪ Let it snow ♪
449
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,513
♪ Let it snow ♪
♪ Let it.. ♪♪
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