All language subtitles for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air S04E11 WEB [1080p].en

(Jackie)
'Will, academic probation
is serious.'

'How could you let this happen?'

(Will)
It's Professor Burton's
fault.

He used to be such
a easy grader

until him and his wife
got a divorce.

Then he-he became impossible.

The last test he gave,
I got a four, and I cheated.

No, this is horrible.

Hey, hey, Professor Burton

I hope that ain't my essay
you're reading.

Hey, Will. No, I haven't gotten
to yours yet.

I'll finish them tonight..

...right after I move the last
of my things out of our..

...hergarage.

Hey, look, well,
have mercy on me, man.

You know,
I'm-I'm on academic probation.

Now, Will, I like you,
but I have to be objective.

When I'm at here
the university

I can't afford to let
my personal feelings

influence my professional
behavior.

I guess I won't be needing
that anymore.

Uh, hey, look, man.

Look, I usually keep this
on a need-to-know basis

but you look like
you really need to know.

Behold, my chicktionary.

- A little black book, huh?
- Oh, yes, sir.

What are these letters
next to the girls' names?

Oh, those are grades.

There's a lot of F's.

That ain't necessarily
a bad thing, you know?

[both chuckling]

What's the "B" mean?

Be prepared for a possible "F."

[both laugh]

[theme song]

♪ Now this is a story
all about ♪

♪ How my life got flipped
turned upside down ♪

♪ And I'd like to take minute
just sit right there ♪

♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

[instrumental music]

♪In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

♪ On the playground is where
I spent the most of my days ♪

♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪

♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪

♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪

♪ You're movin' with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪

♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

♪ The license plate said Fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

♪ I pulled up to the house
about seven or eight ♪

♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell ya later ♪

♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

♪ To sit on my throne
as the Prince of Bel-Air ♪

[music continues]

(Hilary)
Hi, Will.

(Will)
'Oh, hey, look,
I'll be right back.'

Oh, and, uh, GGWAB means

Good God What A Booty.

- Hil, what are you doing here?
- I need to switch cars.

Carlton said
you have the keys.

Oh, yeah, cool.
What's wrong with your car?

I'm going shoe shopping,
I need the wagon. Bye.

- Who is that?
- Hilary? Oh, that's my cousin.

Well, is she involved
with anyone?

Mostly just herself.

Oh, you-you know,
she-she-she
was just telling me today

how much she could really
use
a man in her life.

And you..

Well, you a man.

Oh, good. Check it out.
I got an idea.

Why don't you come over
our house tonight, right?

And I'll introduce y'all.

Will, I really appreciate this.

A woman like her
could really lift my spirits.

[laughs]

Maybe she could do the same
for my grade.

(Philip)
Hey, everybody.

I just bought
Nicky a brand new crib.

Oh, "The Crib Chalet
has over 100 features

"including
automatic guardrail-extension

"infrared climb-out sensors
and a built-in busy box.

Some assembly required."

Oh, no.

Carlton, my boy,
go put on your work clothes.

[sighs]
Help me.

I'm not gonna miss
a minute of this.

Here, darling.

Philip, I know
what's gonna happen.

Carlton's gonna start
in on your nerves

and you're gonna
end up at his throat.

Oh, nonsense.

This is a perfect time
for a father and son

to spend some
quality time together.

Geoffrey, go fetch my tools.

You mean your knife and fork?

[instrumental music]

Hey, Hil, you got a second?

- Sure.
- Alright.

"Sweet Savage Lust." Huh.
One of the classics, huh?

It's about this rich,
beautiful girl

who loses her lover
in a terrible accident

and spends her nights alone
mourning his death.

[laughs]

Where do they get
these stories?

Hey, look, Hil..

...you know, Trevor's
been gone for months now.

- D-don't you miss dating?
- Yeah.

At first, I felt guilty
for wanting to.

But I think
if Trevor were still alive

he'd want me
to see other guys.

Exactly.
Um, hey, wait right here.

What are you doing?

Hilary Banks. Scott Burton.

"When a man is in love

"he endures more
than at other times.

He submits...to everything."

Ah-hoo-hoo-ho!

Boy, don't make me have to turn
the hose on y'all two.

- Will.
- Yeah?

What's going on here?

Well, H-Hil, I-I figured

that y'all might have
something in common.

I-I'm saying,
he-he's an English professor

and-and-and, and-and you
speak some English.

Look, Steve..

- Scott.
- Whatever.

- I'm really sorry.
- N-no, I-I'm sorry.

I was just so struck by your
beauty today, I had to meet you.

I'm terrible
at this kind of thing.

Oh, you're not terrible.

[laughs]

Shields are down, Scotty.
Fire!

I know this is last minute,
but an artist friend of mine

gave me some tickets
to a gallery opening in Venice.

Oh, that's very nice, Scott,
but don't you think

Italy is more of a second date
kind of thing?

No, I mean, Venice Beach.

Well, it sounds like fun.

- Do I have time to change?
- Well, if you like.

But "True loveliness needs
not
the foreign aid of ornament."

Well, duh.

Ah, hold up, man,
there's no tag on this.

I need a price check
on a Peacock athletic supporter.

Size small.

Never mind.

- Will.
- 'Oh, hey.'

I had the best time with Hilary.

Cannot wait to see her
again.

Alright, man.

Oh, and, uh, by the way. I
graded your essay this morning.

The whole class did rather well

but you, my friend,
got a B plus.

Yes. I got a B plus.

I'm Will, call me.

I also spoke
with your counselor

and, uh, he's agreed to take you
off academic probation

provided you do well
on my midterm Friday.

Hey, thanks a lot, man.

Oh, but a big midterm
on Friday means

you're gonna have to spend
all weekend grading papers.

I'll, uh, make the test
one question, open book.

Welcome to the family, man.

[laughing]
Woo!

Alright.

Hey, you-you know what?
Allow me.

[imitates Jackie]
Will, you should beashamed
of yourself.

Hey, Jackie, I can explain.

[imitates Jackie]
Explain what?

How you'reusingyour cousin

just to get yourself
a good grade?

Hey, look, Jackie,
it ain't like that.

[imitates Jackie]
I know you, Will.

But I still burn with desire
for you, baby.

[imitates Will]
Yo, Jackie. I'm just
looking out for number one.

You know what I'm saying?
You know, you know.

♪ Bang bang
bang bang bang ♪

♪ Bang bang ♪♪

[instrumental music]

Look, I-I don't know who you've
been talking to, Rhetta.

But no, I don't be giving
my dates grades.

Well, I'm-I'm saying, so-so-so..

Are-are we gonna kick it
tomorrow night or what?

I don't know,
you know, do a little

somethin'-somethin', you know,
who knows?

Are you good with that?

Alright, I'll see you
tomorrow night then.

Aha! Ha-ha.

Rhetta, B.

Ah..

I heard somebody
made aloveconnection.

So, tell me about your date.

I have to admit it, Will,
you were right.

I had fun last night.

Oh, well, trust me,
you got dude flipping.

[sighs]
I like him too.

Hey, look, as long as
you're goin' out

with Professor Burton,
I am A-okay.

Oh, well, then that sort of
presents a little problem.

Why, what's up?

Because I amnevergoing
to see him again.

[instrumental music]

Wait, whoa-whoa,
wait, whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa.

What do you-what do you,
what do you mean

you're never
gonna see him again?

You-you was just
saying-saying
how dope he was.

He has a mole.

Look, you know, wait a minute.

Listen, I sit in class
with this man all day every day

and I ain't ever seen no mole.

Well, I hardly noticed it too.

But as the night went on

it got bigger and bigger

until it was all I could see.

Oh, it was disgusting.

Hey, Hilary, wait a minute,
y-you can't just dump this guy

because of a tiny,
physical imperfection.

I mean, you ain't perfect
yourself, girl.

Oh, stop.

Hilary, listen. Imperfections
are what make people special.

Like-like back in Philly,
a big butt on a sister

was considered
a thing of beauty.

You know, the more back
baby got, the better.

I mean, up to a point.

You know,
then-then, it's just nasty.

But come on, Hil. You-you gotta
give this guy another chance.

Telephone, Miss Hilary.
A Mr. Scott Burton.

Oh, the mole man.
Tell him I moved.

Hilary.

Oh, alright.

Hello, Spot,
uh, I mean, Scott.

Oh. Yeah, I had
a nice time too.

[laughs]

- Tomorrow night?
- Yes, yes.

Um, sure.

Okay. I'll see you then.

Well, I did it. I just hope
I don't get nauseous and faint.

Hey, hey,
Hil, you know what?

Um, I got a date tomorrow night.
Yeah, we could just double.

What's that going to do?

I don't know,
maybe take your mind off it.

I'll work mole patrol.

Oh. Thanks, Will, that's great.
You're the best.

I'll call Scott and tell
him.

Oh, uh,
where are we going anyway?

The opera.

[instrumental music]

Dad, we started this three days
ago and there's no end in sight.

Let's pay someone
to finish the job.

Am I keeping you
from something more
important?

As a matter of fact, yes.

I've got midterms and eventually
I'd like to move out

get a full-time job
and start a family.

And when you do,
I will help you

build one of these
for your child.

No, you won't,
because I'll be smart enough

to pay someone
to do it for me.

And just how are you gonna
do
thatwithout a trust fund!

Game, set, match.

Now, stop whining.
What's next?

"Locate the red linchpin."

Oh, got it.

"But do not remove it."

[crying]

[instrumental music]

(Rhetta)
Will, the lobster was
superb.

Yeah, they gypped us, though.
They only gave us the tails.

Hilary, I, uh,
got the feeling at dinner

that your attention
was somewhere else.

Why would you think that?

This is our box.

What is the matter with you?

You are making a mountain
out of a mole, Hil.

The mole, I'm over that.

Oh. Well, then,
what's the problem?

Did you see how huge
his Adam's apple is?

- Ew!
- I don't believe this.

Every time he chewed,
it kept bouncing up and down

and up and down.

I mean, what's in there,
a basketball?

Shh!

I can't look at him anymore.

- I have to get out of here.
- Hil-Hilary.

Listen,
that is not a mole

or an Adam's apple
that you're seeing.

It's Trevor.

You're telling me

that Trevor was reincarnated
in Scott's throat?

No, look, Hil,
what I'm trying to say

is that you miss Trevor so much

something inside of you
won't let go of him.

If you walk out on Scott now

this could haunt you
for the rest of your life.

What do you mean?

Well, you might never
go out again.

You'll become one of them
crazy old women

who walk around all day long
with a shower cap on..

...and with-with an old raggedy
halter-top that say "Jam."

And then you-and then you
gonna start wearing

rhinestone gauchos.

And then, just for no reason,
you'll say

"Dum-dum-dee-day."

Then you-you'll be eating
neck-bone sandwiches

all the time and-and
screaming at your little

imaginary dog, Brutus.

And you know
what the worst part is?

What?

The only man you're gonna be
able to get

is some fool named Grady..

...who be smelling
like menthol all the time

and falling asleep
in his soup.

Oh, God, I hate soup.

Then you march
through those curtains

and you look his throat
in the face!

[instrumental music]

- Everything alright?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

Everything's fine. Hey, did we
miss the national anthem?

[all laugh]

Some fool named Grady.

[woman singing opera]

- Yo.
- Is, uh, Hilary okay?

It seems like
something's bothering her.

Oh, no, no, no, no.
E-e-everything's cool, man.

Hey, you wouldn't
happen to have

a turtleneck out
in your car, would you?

We are trying
to enjoy the opera.

I know, it's hard, ain't it?

[singing continues]

His neck is blocking my
view.

[exhales]
It's like watching a snake
digest a rabbit.

Hilary.

Listen, it is all
in your head.

- It's all in his throat.
- Shh.

Young man.

Did you see
"Throw Momma From The Train?"

[clears throat]

Yuck.

I can't stand it.
Scott is making me sick.

Thank you for
a wonderful evening.

My-my uncle's got her
on this crazy curfew thing, man.

Hilary, listen,
I am begging you.

Please go back in there
and apologize to him.

It's very sweet of you
to worry about me, Will

but I'm gonna be just fine.

W-wait, Hilary, listen, um..

Look, i-if you leave now, I
might get kicked out of school.

What?

Well, see, Professor Burton
broke up with his wife

and, and, you know, he was
grading really difficult.

So, you know, I figured if he
was a little happier, then--

So you've just been using me
to get a good grade?

No, not at all.
A little.

- Oh, God.
- Wait. Hilary. Hil..

Hey, look, Pavarotti,
go in there

and tell my date I'll be
back
in a minute, alright?

Ladies and gentlemen,
Le Crib Chalet.

[Vivian gasping]

Honey.

I owe you an apology, honey.

Not only did you
do a great job

but you did it together
with Carlton.

Mom, do me a favor.

Don't have anymore babies.

Hey, dad. Did you see this
report in Consumer Magazine?

It says that the Crib Chalet

is the most dangerous crib
on the market.

What are you talking about?

Well, according to this,
the crib malfunctioned

and an infant
was tossed 50 feet in the air.

We can beat that.

Geoffrey.

Well-well-well,
that was just one crib.

Well, the same thing happened
to twins in Nova Scotia--

Sweetheart, why don't you go
read a Archie comic book

or something.

Philip, the important thing is
that you and your son

spent some
quality time together.

You should be proud
of what you built.

Even if it is a deathtrap.

You are just jealous because
you don't have son like Carlton

to build something with.

Yes, sir, that must be it.

[Philip scoffs]

Look, it's a bird,
it's a plane.

It's Master Nicky.

[instrumental music]

Hilary.

Tonight, I hurt somebody
that I really care about.

What about me, Will?

- I meant you.
- Oh.

Thank you.

- But you were right.
- I was?

Scott is the first guy since
Trevor that I really liked

and I guess I got scared
and I had to find

something wrong with him.

And that Adam's apple thing
was the best you could do, huh?

Well, I never had much
of an imagination.

And when I was a little girl, I
never had any imaginary friends.

I just used to play
with Carlton's.

And God, they were such dweebs.

You really miss Trevor,
don't you?

I know it sounds dumb,
but sometimes I feel

like we're still engaged.

I mean, he died so suddenly

and I never had a chance
to say goodbye.

Well, you know,
it's never too late.

Alright.

[sighs]
I-I gotta go study

for the massacre
at little big mole.

Look, Hil,
I'm sorry, alright?

Goodnight.

Goodnight, Will.

[sighs]

Goodbye, Trevor.

[instrumental music]

(male narrator)
Will Smith studied all night
and passed his English midterm.

One week later, he was taken
off academic probation.

Two weeks later,
he was put back on.

Professor Scott Burton
began dating Rhetta.

Shortly after,
her parents demanded

he be removed
from the college.

Hilary Banks
is currently dating.

She remembers nothing.

Baby Nicky only made it
to 42 feet.

[instrumental music]

And then, just for no reason,
you'll say "Dum-dum-dee-day."

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

(Hilary)
That is insane. I don't know
what he's gonna say.