All language subtitles for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air S04E10 WEB [1080p].en

(Dr. Hangarter)
'Your health is no formality,
Mr. Banks.'

A man carrying as much
weight
as you are at your age

has got to face the facts.

Come on, I've kept myself
in pretty good shape.

Well, your blood pressure's
up

and you've a history
of high cholesterol.

Come on, doc,
I've got a heart like a bull.

Well, don't take it for granted.

Although the heart
is the strongest muscle

in the body, it also has
the most responsibility.

There are a lot of things
that can affect your heart.

[heartbeats]

[heartbeats intensifying]

[theme song]

♪ Now this is a story
all about ♪

♪ How my life got flipped
turned upside-down ♪

♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxing all cool ♪

♪ And all shootin' some B-ball
outside of the school ♪

♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪

♪ You're moving with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪

♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

♪ The license plate said Fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

♪ I pulled up to a house
about 7:00 or 8:00 ♪

♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪

♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

Morning, all.

- Morning, Master William.
- Morning, Will.

- Hey!
- What's up, Aunt Viv?

Hi. Is that insurance doctor
still in with your uncle?

Oh, yeah, he sure is, Aunt Viv.
Oh, you know what?

I heard the doctor say he thinks

Uncle Phil might have
Dunlap syndrome.

Dunlap syndrome? What's that?

Mean his belly done lapped
over his belt.

[laughing]

Ah!

Hold on a minute. I'll have you
know my father is not fat.

He's just big-boned.

Larger than life.

Yeah, he's also larger
than the Volvo.

Will, it's not funny.

Cholesterol is gathering
in his arteries

stopping the blood flow
like rush-hour gridlock.

Hold it, Dr. Quinn,
Medicine Woman.

Dad will probably outlive
all of us.

Only if he eats us first.

And you wonder
why daddy won't give you
money

for your little trip to Mexico.

But if you ask me, I think
it's a waste of time for him

to even consider life insurance.

Now, honey, your father's
a very responsible man.

He wants to make sure
that if anything happens to him

that we'll all be taken care of.

That's true,
after all, daddy has gotten us

used to living
this fancy lifestyle.

Oh, did I tell you?
I went in on a racehorse.

- Ah. Will.
- Hey, what's up?

- Good morning, sir.
- Hey, Geoffrey.

- What did the doctor say?
- Oh, everything's fine.

Well, he was a little worried
about my weight.

Do you realize you're eating
about a million grams of fat?

Ah. Thank you, honey.

I'm serious, daddy.

I'm not just gonna sit here
and watch you

eat yourself
into an early grave.

- Okay, then you're excused.
- Fine!

- Hey!
- Ashley, what are you doing?

Something you all should've done
a long time ago.

Hey!

Well, s-she does have a
point,
Uncle Phil.

I mean, hey, I'm getting
tired
of the fat jokes myself.

What is wrong with you people?

I weigh the same thing
I weighed in high school.

Yeah, if you add up
all four years.

I guess I'm not getting as tired
of those fat jokes

as I thought, huh?

I'm worried about you,
daddy.

- I love you.
- Uh..

Ashley, sweetheart,
if you feel that way about it

I-I'll go on a little diet.

- You promise?
- I promise.

- And you'll exercise, too?
- Yeah, well, uh..

If you want
a really good workout

you can go with me tomorrow.

Where are you going?

I'm shooting the rapids at

Dead Man's Falls.

See, my therapist said that

the only way for me to get over

Trevor's death
is to confront it.

But Trevor died
doing a bungee jump.

I know. I'm working up to that.

Well, I'm off
to my skydiving class.

Whoa, whoa, Hil.
That's not your parachute.

That's my book bag.

Oops. That would've been
embarrassing.

[instrumental music]

Yo, Carlton, what's up, man?
What you working on?

Oh, it's an assignment
from English class.

I'm supposed to imagine myself
20 years from now.

Ah, no wonder
you're so depressed.

The way I figure it,
20 years from now, my dad

will just be taking his seat
on the Supreme Court.

But we'll still see each other,
especially on weekends

when he and mom come by to see
me and little Carlton.

You are little Carlton.

And if this family
is at all consistent

my wife's wise-guy nephew
will move in

and make my life a living hell.

[chuckles]
Your wife?

Oh, this is science fiction. Oh.

Oh, Uncle Phil. Hey, you been
out on the courts, huh?

Yeah, played a little tennis
with Ashley.

I can't remember when
I've worked up such a sweat.

Then you've certainly earned
your lunch.

Bon appetit.

What the heck is this?

Chicken, sir.

Oh, you probably
don't recognize it

without a thick coating
of batter and gravy.

I can't do this.

I can't give up
my favorite foods

cold turkey with..

Oh, my God.

Turkey.

With pillowy mounds
of mashed potatoes..

...butter-drenched dressing

tiny onions

swimming
in a sea of cream sauce. Oh.

Yo, Uncle Phil,
snap out of it, man.

You come on, now, those days
are over. You promised
Ashley.

You're right, Will.
You're right, I did.

Geoffrey..

...I could make this
worth your while.

Well, sir, for a price

I could show you something
in a greasy snack.

Hm?

Oh.

What's going on here?

[imitating siren wailing]

Put your hands up!

Step away from the chips!

Listen, dad, you might not care

about how clogged
your arteries are

but I do, and I'm doing
something about it.

And doing a wonderful job,
I might add.

Shut up, Geoffrey.

The kitchen is officially closed
for high-fat inventory.

Come on.

Will, could I speak to you
in the, uh, family room, please?

Oh, yeah, sure thing,
Uncle Phil.

- About what?
- This.

This is crazy.

[chuckles]
Come on, what you talking about,
Uncle Phil?

Oh, this one's easy.

Ashley hid the remote control,
so I have to walk to the TV.

Geoffrey's feeding me
all kinds of healthy food.

- Why does she hate me, Will?
- Come on, Uncle Phil.

I say she's just following
the doctor's orders.

You gotta lose some weight, man.

Yeah, but,
but this is getting out of hand.

Ashley has spies at every
fast-food restaurant for miles.

You know, I'd give anything
for a cheeseburger, Will.

Anything.

Why, I might even finance
your little trip to Mexico.

How you trying to play me,
Uncle Phil?

I'm saying
Mexico is important to me

but not if it's going
to jeopardize your health.

Oh, look, I know
the doctor's telling the truth.

It's just that I've got a lot
going on right now.

I'm under a lot of pressure.

You-you let me get
a running start at this diet.

[treadmill beeping]

See?

Uh, how much running
you talking about?

Uh, well, uh, well-well, I'll
make a New Year's resolution

and by March, uh, February, uh

uh, you won't even recognize
your old Uncle Phil.

And that's this New Year's,
right?

Well, yeah..

Uh, you have my solemn vow.

[instrumental music]

Well, I'm off.

What are you dressed for?

I'm learning to drive
a formula-one race car.

Hilary, I've had enough
of your death-defying stunts

and I want it stopped now!

[whimpers]

What he means, dear

is we don't want to see you

taking risks like this.

My therapist was right.

You just
aren't nurturing enough.

Mom, I don't think we can go
to the movies tonight.

Why not?

No one's gonna be home,
except for daddy

'and I'm afraid
he's gonna cheat on his diet.'

What? You don't think
you can trust me?

Don't worry, honey, there's
no unhealthy food in the house

and I'll take
all the car keys with me.

- This is ridiculous.
- 'Okay.'

I'll put all
the local pizza places on alert

and tell them not to
deliver.

Doesn't my word
mean anything to you?

Of course it does, darling.

Better call
the Chinese restaurants, too.

[intense music]

You got the stuff?

Right here.

You got the money?

You take a check?

Come on, Uncle Phil, I'm leaving
for Mexico in a hour.

Look, um, I just don't have
that kind of cash on me.

Well, I hope there's a ATM
nearby 'cause I've been
buying

your food all week
and I ain't got no problem

eating your dinner.

Alright. Alright. Alright. Here.

It's good to see
you're not wasting time chewing.

[groans]
Oh, oh.

See, that's what you get
for eating all fast.

Let me get you something
for that.

[groans]

Ah, here's one, Uncle Phil.

Relieves cramps, bloating
and irritability.

Oh, no, no. This is Geoffrey's.

- Will?
- Oh, here's one, Uncle Phil.

It says it relieves gas,
and I got to be honest, brother

the past couple of days
you've been, oh, no, no..

No.

'Oh, what you want?'

I want an ambulance.

I think
I'm having a heart attack.

'Oh!'

[groaning]

[siren wailing]

That's a nice hat.

Thanks a lot, man.

Look, is my uncle
gonna be alright?

Don't worry, he's
my fourth heart attack today

and I already lost one of 'em.

A two-dead day is rare.

Hey, look, man,
I don't care how rare it is.

You better make sure
you don't lose this one!

Will, I can't breathe.

Hey, my uncle can't breathe,
man!

Could be 'cause
you're leaning on his air hose.

[breathing heavily]

I'm sorry.

I'm gonna be alright, Will.

I'll be fine. You-you go
with your friends to Mexico.

- I'll be okay.
- No, no, no. I'm with you, man.

I'm staying with you
till the end.

That was a really poor choice
of words. I'm sorry, Uncle Phil.

Would you do me a favor, Will?

Uncle Phil, we are not stopping
for no burger!

No! No, no.

Would you tell Carlton
to look after the family

well, just in case
this is my last ride?

[chuckles]
Your last ride?
What you talking about, man?

We're gonna go for plenty rides
in ambulances, man.

I mean, you gonna be
alright,
Uncle Phil.

Hey, man, he is gonna be
alright, isn't he?

Well, if I say he is,
and he croaks

you gonna be upset, right?

You're a real people person,
aren't you?

I guess.

Hey, if he still wants
to stop for a burger

I can get Troy
to swing by the drive-thru.

With the siren on,
we don't have to wait in line.

[instrumental music]

Why are they taking so long
with those tests?

The emergency doctor said
it's routine with heart attacks.

Where's Carlton?

I left him a message
on the phone machine.

I was sure he'd be here by now.

This is all my fault.

I pushed daddy way too hard

on the tennis court.

No. Ashley, it was me.

I scared him half to death
with my stupid thrill-seeking.

I'm afraid, dear family,
that I am the culprit.

What do you mean, Geoffrey?

Years of my rich sauces

prime cuts of beef,
sumptuous desserts

have certainly
gone to his heart.

Yes, but if I wasn't there
to excuse his behavior

this never would've
happened.

Good point.

You can't blame yourself, mom.

"Oh, go ahead, Philip,
have dessert.

"You've had a hard day.

"Not to worry,
we can let those pants out.

I'm too tired.
Go downstairs and have a snack."

Um, I hate to interrupt
this guilt-fest

but, um, I think that I have
to take the rap for this one.

Well, you have been a little
wild these past four years.

Not to mention your
negative influence on
Carlton.

Let's not forget his
constant barrage of fat jokes.

- Like this morning.
- The elephant.

(Ashley)
Stop it, everybody.

You're making Will feel bad.

No, no, i-it's cool, Ash.
They're right.

It is my fault,
especially since

I've been sneaking him food
for the past week.

- You what?
- No..

I mean, he said it was only

gonna be until New Year's!

- 'How could you?'
- Oh..

It wasn't all bad food!

I mean, t-the fried rice
had bean sprouts in it.

[clamoring]

[instrumental music]

[heart monitor beeping]

Uncle Phil, I'm sorry, man.

You wouldn't even be in here
if I wasn't sneaking you food.

Look, I love you, man.
I never meant to hurt you.

I'm sorry.

Uncle Phil,
what are you doing there?

I had a heart attack, Will.

Hey, how come you didn't tell me
you weren't my uncle, man?

Well, nobody ever comes
to visit me.

I crave the attention.

Will, see if he's gonna finish
his IV..

Yeah, me bringin' you food

is what got you in here
in the first place.

What? You think a week's worth
of chili burgers put me in here?

Forget about it. It's from years
of not taking care of myself.

Yeah, but I had to help you.

Oh, come on. I hustled you
to get me that food.

Nobody blames you.

A whole waiting room
full of people

with a different opinion.

Oh, the family's here?

Well, just about.
Carlton's not here yet.

- No?
- Oh, we left a message for him.

He-he, you know, he probably
just didn't get it yet.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah, sure. That's it.

- Is Carlton your son?
- Yes.

Yeah, I got a son.

He don't come to visit me,
either.

I'll send the family in,
Uncle Phil.

Okay.

Excuse me.
Are you the Banks family?

- Yes, we are.
- I'm Dr. Kevarkian.

[gasping]

Not Kevorkian,
Kevarkian with an A.

How's my father doing?

He's going to be fine

but he's gonna have to start
taking care of himself.

Is he still awake?

(Kevarkian)
'You can go see him.'

Geoffrey, why don't you
take the baby home?

Very well, Ms. Hilary.

Is that Carlton? Mr. Banks
has been asking for him.

Um, Carlton's a little bigger,
wears a bow tie.

Oh, doctor, before I leave

could I ask you a couple
of questions about
ointments?

[instrumental music]

Oh, my God!
Carlton, what are you doing?

Cleaning the oven.
What's your problem?

Oh. Well, how come you're not
at the hospital, man?

Well, it says right here
on the label

to let foam sit for 45 minutes.

My hands are tied.

Carlton, what's the matter
with you, man?

Hey, your father
just had a heart attack.

You don't know that.

It could be acute
indigestion.

Even doctors have made
that mistake.

Does that window
look smudged to you?

Carlton, you're going down
to that hospital

if I have to knock you out
and call an ambulance.

You come near me, I'll spray.

Man, you don't know
how lucky you are.

You can be with your father
whenever you want.

You can eat with him
and argue with him.

He's there for you.

You know where my father is?

No.

Neither do I.

Look, I don't wanna
see my father

with tubes up his nose, okay?

Carlton,
there's gonna come a time

when all he has
is tubes up his nose.

Not my father!

Everybody's father, except mine

'cause I don't know
where the hell he is!

You don't understand, Will.

Yes, I do.

You're selfish.

[instrumental music]

Your father's resting
comfortably.

Why don't you take
your family home?

Oh, well,
they finally fell asleep.

I don't wanna wake them.

You don't sleep?

I've got a lot on my mind,
Dr. Kevorkian.

Kevarkian with an A.

Call me Russell.
I'm on break now.

You wanna go downstairs
and have an early breakfast?

Well, thank you, Russell

but I can't. I'm in
mourning.

No, your father's
gonna be fine.

Oh, no, see, myfiance

had this unfortunate
accident.

That's why I was supposed to go
bungee jumping earlier today.

See, Dr. Martlin said..

- Do you know him?
- No.

Well, anyway, he's my therapist.

And he thought that if I jumped

from the same place
that Trevor..

Well, he didn't
exactly say that.

You know how sometimes
your therapist says one
thing

and they mean something else
and you have to figure out

what this whole therapist
talk thing is and y--

Oh, look at that.
I'm being beeped.

I didn't hear any beep.

[instrumental music]

Dad?

Are you okay?

Me? Pfft. I'll be fine.

I'll be out of this bed
in no time.

How about you?

Are you okay?

Me? Sure. I mean..

I should've come sooner,
dad, but I was scared.

You're like Superman to me.

Yeah.

Cheesecake
is my Kryptonite, huh?

I'm sorry I let you down, son.

You could never
let me down, dad.

I love you.

Hey, Superman!

Ask junior to get me a bedpan.

[instrumental music]

Ah! Whoomp! There he is!

[applauding]

(Will)
'Oh, man. Hey, Uncle Phil.'

I'll bet you never thought
you'd get a standin' O

in this house, huh?

Well, there was a time I never

thought I'd see this house
again.

Oh, you was probably
worried about

just seein' this kitchen
again, right?

I'm sorry.
That's a left-over fat joke.

- I'm trippin'.
- 'Oh, go ahead.'

Uh, yeah, well,
you get 'em in while you can.

Soon I'll be a lean, mean,
judicial machine.

I'll cover all bets
on that one.

Daddy,
we're not gonna do anything

to make you upset ever again.

Oh, by the way,
I dented the Mercedes.

Sweetheart, I am so glad
to have you home safe and well.

And if you ever do anything
to scare me like that again

I'll kill you.

Don't worry. I won't.

I'm lucky to have
such a wonderful family.

Even my pain-in-the-butt nephew.

Ha! I love you, too, Uncle Phil.

Hey. Come on,
let's go watch some TV.

- Okay.
- There's still no furniture.

Oh, that's alright.

Oh, man, uh,
we don't have no remote.

Sure, we do. Geoffrey!

[instrumental music]

Do you realize you're eating
about a million grams of fat?

Thank you, honey.

Geoffrey, you skimmed me
on the provolone, huh?

I'm serious, daddy.

I'm not gonna just sit here
and watch you

eat yourself
into an early grave.

So you're gonna
throw a fork at me?

I tried to keep going.