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[indistinct chatter]
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(Will)
Excuse me.
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Girl, I hope these Greek clowns
clean up after themselves.
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A bunch of messy,
inconsiderate children.
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So, which house
are you joinin'?
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Hey, girl, you know,
I ain't into that frat stuff.
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It's for a bunch of
pocket-protector-wearing
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and no-social-life-havin'
losers.
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Let the pledging begin.
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The defense rests,
Your Honor.
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Carlton, Will think fraternities
are a waste of time.
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Maybe for him
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but the more activities
I'm involved in
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the better I'll look
to Princeton.
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Besides, these guys
know how to have fun.
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♪ We're Delta Kappa Tau ♪
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♪ We'd like to take a bow ♪
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♪ We got the highest grades ♪
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♪ And we will
tell you how ♪
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♪ We study study study
for professional careers ♪
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♪ We drink a lot of Ovaltine ♪
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♪ But never any beers ♪
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Ow.
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"Revenge of the Nerds,
Part Six."
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♪ We're Lambda Kappa Nu ♪
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♪ Our blood is very blue ♪
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♪ Our money's old
our cards are gold ♪
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♪ And who the heck are you? ♪
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Where's, like, a big gong
when you need one, you know?
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[blows whistle]
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Ah-ooh!
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Make way for the brothers
of Phi Beta Gamma.
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♪ Phi Beta Gamma step ♪
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♪ Black ♪
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♪ Gold ♪
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♪ Black ♪
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♪ Gold ♪♪
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(all)
Ah, ah.
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Ah.
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Ah-hoo. Ah-hoo.
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Ah-hoo. Ah-hoo.
Ah-hoo. Ah-hoo.
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Ah-hoo. Ah-hoo.
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Ooh-hoo! Man!
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Hey, I guess that's
a tough choice, huh,
Carlton?
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I'll say.
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Can I hear yours again?
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[theme song]
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♪ Now this is a story
all about ♪
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♪ How my life got flipped
turned upside down ♪
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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪
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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪
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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪
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[instrumental music]
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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪
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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪
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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪
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♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪
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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪
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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪
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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪
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♪ You're moving with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪
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♪ The license plate said Fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪
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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪
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♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I pulled up to the house
about seven or eight ♪
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♪ And I yelled to the cabby
yo homes smell you later ♪
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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪
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♪ To sit on my throne
as the Prince of Bel-Air ♪
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[music continues]
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Well, my gold card
has a hologram
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of Lee Iacocca on it.
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Excuse us, guys.
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It's time for
a negro moment.
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Um, Carlton, wouldn't
you rather join a fraternity
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where the guys
look more like you?
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[scoffs]
I was.
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Didn't you notice we all
had Alligator shirts on?
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- What up, Philly boy?
- What's up, man?
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I haven't seen you down
at the courts lately.
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I miss our one-on-one.
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Oh, now, Top Dog, you know
when it's me against you
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it's one-on-none.
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Hey, yo, well, I can't play
on them tired courts
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y'all be playing on, man.
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Hey, you haven't been
down there in a while, man.
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Me and frat brothers,
we raised some money
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and we hooked them
rims upproper.
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Oh, you're in
a fraternity?
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And yeah, I thought
you had a life.
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Hey, man,
I run the fraternity.
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Hey, why don't you
check us out?
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Uh, nah, man.
Fraternities ain't my
flavor.
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See you
at the frat tonight.
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But I will have
a double scoop of that, though.
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- Good God.
- Hey, hey.
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Hey, hey, hey,
we also do a lot of work
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for the community, brother.
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Like, visit down at
the senior center.
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And we also tutor kids
down at the juvenile hall.
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Oh, terrific.
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Oh, the Princeton
people love to see
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community service
on applications.
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Oh, I wouldn't really have to go
down to juvenile hall, would I?
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I hear those kids
are real troublemakers.
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[laughing]
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We need a little humor
down at the frat house.
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Well, don't get no
littler than Cousin Carlton.
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What's up, Carlton? Top Dog.
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Think about it, Philly boy.
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You, too, cousin.
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Us brothers
need to stick together.
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Yes, sir.
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[instrumental music]
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(woman on TV)
'Twenty six years of marriage'
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'and I find you in bed
with a cheerleader.'
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'Laslow, how could you?'
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(man on TV)
'Tune in tomorrow for another
episode of"All My Fault."'
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What a sleaze.
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I hope Mary dumps
Laslow's sorry butt.
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Me, too, you think
she would've learned
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after he lied about
neutering the cat.
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She really hasn't been the same
since she had that sex change.
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Yeah, I guess you're
right about that.
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Listen to yourselves.
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You're caught up in the
lives
of make-believe characters.
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Tell you what, mom,
I'll watch the baby.
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Go to a museum, and, uh..
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...take Hilary with you.
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Ashley, the only reason we get
involved in this kind of stuff
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is that real life sometimes
is kind of boring.
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[engine revving]
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What's that?
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Harley-Davidson '58 panhead.
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I used to date a biker.
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(Philip)
Whoo!
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Was that a ride,
or was that a ride?
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Great. Maybe next time
we can actually hit second gear.
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Philip, what's goin' on?
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What does it look like, Vivian?
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Well, it looks like a bunch
of middle-aged men
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with too much
time on their hand.
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Hey, we're bikers.
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Dan...you're an accountant.
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Uh, got a moment...Fonzie?
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Are you crazy?
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I told you I was going to
buy a bike someday, Vivian.
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You also told me you were going
to lose 50 pounds.
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A motorbike is so dangerous.
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Well, just look at it
this way, sweetheart.
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If I take a fall,
I have a 50-pound cushion.
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Honey, you've also got
an infant son who needs you..
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...in one piece.
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I don't see Dan's wife
giving
him any heat over this.
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From what Helen tells me
she ain't giving him
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any heat anywhere else either.
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Oh, you women discuss that?
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You'd be surprised
what we talk about.
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Honey, be reasonable.
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Get off the midlife crisis
highway and come home.
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Oh, yeah, I can't wait
to see your first hot flash.
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Yo, Uncle Phil,
what's up with the bike?
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Look, I bought me a motorcycle,
it was my decision
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and I don't want to
hear anymore about it.
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Must be that midlife crisis
thing Aunt Viv warned us about.
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So, uh..
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- How are things at school?
- Great.
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Oh, dad, I'm thinking of
pledging Phi Beta Gamma.
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Oh, Judge Morton is a Gamma.
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And he's also an alcoholic.
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No. That's Judge Martin.
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Yeah, so, that's great, son.
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You're a real college
man now, huh?
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Thanks, dad.
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Well, I think I'm going
to go take my nap.
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So, I take it
you're not pledging.
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Oh, nah, you know, Uncle Phil
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I got a reputation
more as a free spirit.
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Mm. Well, you know, Will,
I wouldn't sell
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fraternity life short, you know.
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Might get something out of it.
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That's true, you know,
they do a lot of work
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in the community
and stuff like that.
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The Gammas are a good group.
Why don't you give it a shot?
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Well, the frat leader does need
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a little help with
his jumping, you know
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maybe I'll join
as like a mercy thing, you know.
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That's great. So, hop on.
I'll take you for a ride.
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Oh, that's cool.
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Oh, but you better
not try none of that
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run-out-of-gas stuff,
mister.
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[instrumental music]
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(Orlando)
Pledges.
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On behalf of the brothers
of Phi Beta Gamma
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I welcome you.
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The journey begins.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just relax, Magellan.
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Alright, at this time,
I'd like to turn it over
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to big brother Top Dog,
your pledge leader.
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Attention!
Busters.
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I hope you like
your new uniforms.
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You will be wearing
them for a week.
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Um, excuse me,
Mr. Top Dog, sir.
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Pledge Banks, you onlyspeak
when you arespokento.
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Well, are you speaking
to me now, or are you..
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Shh.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Will, but I think
everyone here will agree
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that wearing the same thing
for a week is not good hygiene.
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Right, fellas?
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So Pledge Banks
likes to wash clothes.
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Actually, my butler
handles the laundry.
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Your butler?
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Yes. Geoffrey. He's a whiz
with my fine washables.
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[chuckles]
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Pledge Banks,
where are you from?
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Bel-Air.
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Uh, South Central Bel-Air.
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I live right across the street
from the Aaron Spelling Mansion.
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You know, the producer of
"Beverly Hills, 90210."
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I don't watch it.
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Oh, you don't know
what you're missing.
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Dylan's on the verge
of getting back with Brenda.
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And you are on the verge of
making a fool out of yourself.
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They really getting
back together, though?
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It looks like to me our floor
needs a little scrub.
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00:10:04,046 --> 00:10:07,041
And a wax and a polish too,
I might add. Heh.
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That's a good idea,
Pledge Banks.
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Pledges, get busy.
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And you can thank Pledge Banks
for doubling your work load.
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Uh, no need to thank him
all at once, fellas, you know.
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What's up with that fool?
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- Who?
-Who?
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Will's cousin, the brother
from another planet.
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Come on, now, Dog.
You hardly know the guy.
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I know all I need to know.
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I'm going to teach him
the true meaning of "Hell week."
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Hello, you poor
excuses for pledges.
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(all)
Greetings, big brother Top Dog
of Phi Beta Gamma.
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Today we're splitting up
into groups.
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I'm taking Philly boy
and Money Bags to block.
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Hey, we're going to play
Hollywood squares.
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[Lee Dorsey singing
"Workin' In The Coal Mine"]
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♪ Workin' in the coal mine
goin' down down down ♪
246
00:11:20,355 --> 00:11:24,152
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
oops about to slip down ♪
247
00:11:24,173 --> 00:11:27,258
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
goin' down down down ♪
248
00:11:27,277 --> 00:11:31,254
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
oops about to slip down ♪
249
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,189
♪ Five o'clock
in the mornin' ♪
250
00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:38,167
♪ I'm already up and gone ♪
251
00:11:38,186 --> 00:11:41,241
♪ Lord I'm so tired ♪
252
00:11:41,261 --> 00:11:44,166
♪ How long can this go on? ♪
253
00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:47,381
♪ Daddy workin' in the coal mine
goin' down down down ♪
254
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:51,178
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
oops about to slip down ♪
255
00:11:51,198 --> 00:11:54,303
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
goin' down down down ♪
256
00:11:54,323 --> 00:11:58,310
♪ Workin' in a coal mine
oops about to slip down ♪
257
00:11:58,330 --> 00:12:01,446
♪ 'Course I make
a little money ♪
258
00:12:02,168 --> 00:12:04,231
♪ Haulin' coal by the ton ♪
259
00:12:04,251 --> 00:12:07,437
♪ But when Saturday
rolls around ♪
260
00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:10,361
♪ I'm too tired
for havin' fun.. ♪♪
261
00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:18,204
Hey, Carlton..
262
00:12:18,224 --> 00:12:20,198
...do you realize that
they're working
263
00:12:20,218 --> 00:12:21,310
you harder than everybody else?
264
00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:22,441
Oh, nonsense.
265
00:12:22,462 --> 00:12:26,278
Everyone had to help
re-tar the parking lot.
266
00:12:26,299 --> 00:12:30,276
Yeah, but the rest of us
got to wear shoes.
267
00:12:30,296 --> 00:12:32,229
Well, it'll all be worth it
when I hear them
268
00:12:32,248 --> 00:12:33,400
call me "Brother."
269
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,467
Ah..
270
00:12:42,366 --> 00:12:44,379
I gotta tell you, Top Dog,
I don't like what you're doing
271
00:12:44,399 --> 00:12:46,302
with Brother Banks.
272
00:12:46,323 --> 00:12:47,475
I didn't ask you.
273
00:12:52,464 --> 00:12:55,459
(woman on TV)
'Laslow, how could you?'
274
00:12:55,479 --> 00:12:58,434
(man on TV)
'Mary, I couldn't help myself.'
275
00:12:58,454 --> 00:13:02,301
Well, Ashley,
the museum closed?
276
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:05,425
I had no idea how much
Mary was suffering.
277
00:13:07,449 --> 00:13:09,382
Damn that Laslow.
278
00:13:10,535 --> 00:13:13,390
Ashley, he doesn't know
how much his actions
279
00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,353
are hurting the people
who love him.
280
00:13:15,373 --> 00:13:17,447
That's because he's
selfish and self-centered.
281
00:13:17,466 --> 00:13:20,351
I see your mother's
been poisoning your minds.
282
00:13:23,397 --> 00:13:25,520
'Vivian.'
283
00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:28,375
Look, I've, uh,
come to my senses.
284
00:13:28,395 --> 00:13:29,607
The bike is gone.
285
00:13:30,328 --> 00:13:31,560
- It is?
- Yes, sweetheart.
286
00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:34,415
I mean, motorcycles and black
leather will never make me
287
00:13:34,436 --> 00:13:37,411
feel as young as the love
of a good woman.
288
00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:42,600
With you by my side,
I will never grow old.
289
00:13:43,571 --> 00:13:45,455
I love you.
290
00:13:51,384 --> 00:13:53,577
Oh, sir,
the body shop called.
291
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,493
They said your motorcycle
is completely totaled.
292
00:13:56,512 --> 00:13:57,594
Thank you, Geoffrey.
293
00:13:57,615 --> 00:14:00,440
Oh, and the insurance
company
294
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:04,577
said you're covered for the
damages to the ice cream
truck
295
00:14:04,597 --> 00:14:08,454
but have to pay for that box
of Eskimo Pies you ate.
296
00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:11,668
I said,thank you,Geoffrey.
297
00:14:12,391 --> 00:14:14,534
My pleasure, sir.
Would there be anything
else?
298
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,527
My favorite soap
is about to start.
299
00:14:16,547 --> 00:14:19,412
What would that be?
"One life to ruin?"
300
00:14:19,432 --> 00:14:20,644
[chuckles]
301
00:14:20,664 --> 00:14:22,447
Sir..
302
00:14:26,684 --> 00:14:28,497
W-well, if I told
you the truth
303
00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:29,680
you would've said
"I told you so."
304
00:14:30,591 --> 00:14:32,424
Try me.
305
00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:33,566
Okay, well...uh..
306
00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:35,589
I-I accidentally
left the bike in gear
307
00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:38,464
and-and it ran into
a Mr. Icy pop truck.
308
00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:40,589
I knew that bike was dangerous.
309
00:14:40,608 --> 00:14:41,600
See?
T-that's an "I told you so."
310
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:43,513
- It is not.
- Is too.
311
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,497
Philip, what do
you want from me?
312
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:46,729
I don't know.
313
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,523
A kiss?
314
00:14:50,576 --> 00:14:52,720
I broke my bike.
315
00:14:54,663 --> 00:14:57,678
[upbeat music]
316
00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:06,683
Ooh. Here I go.
317
00:15:06,704 --> 00:15:09,559
Ladies, let the games begin.
318
00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:10,741
Will, don't you think
it's cruel for them
319
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,755
to have a party before they tell
us whether we're in or not?
320
00:15:13,775 --> 00:15:15,708
Well, of course,
it's cruel, Carlton.
321
00:15:15,729 --> 00:15:16,791
But look on the bright side
322
00:15:17,511 --> 00:15:19,575
next year we get to
do it to somebody else.
323
00:15:19,596 --> 00:15:21,569
You really think
we made it?
324
00:15:21,589 --> 00:15:22,761
Hey, look, man,
whether we did or not
325
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:26,577
you hung in there,
and I'm proud of you.
326
00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:28,741
You're proud of me?
You've never said that to me
327
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,564
before in my life.
328
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,598
Give me a hug.
329
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,553
You see, man?
That is exactly why
330
00:15:35,572 --> 00:15:36,764
I never tell you nothing.
331
00:15:42,795 --> 00:15:44,729
Go ahead. Go ahead. Go
ahead.
332
00:15:48,766 --> 00:15:49,847
Mmm.
333
00:15:53,674 --> 00:15:56,699
Girl, if God made anything
prettier than you
334
00:15:56,718 --> 00:15:58,672
I hope he kept it for himself.
335
00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:01,678
Okay.
336
00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:07,757
Yo, Dog, did you see baby?
Yo, she was fine.
337
00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:10,803
Yeah, that's just the tip
of the iceberg, my brother.
338
00:16:10,823 --> 00:16:12,787
Well, then mush,
you huskies.
339
00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:14,680
[laughs]
340
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:15,845
Hey, Top Dog,
do you think the DJ
341
00:16:15,864 --> 00:16:18,696
has any Rod Stewart
or Neil Diamond?
342
00:16:20,664 --> 00:16:22,692
Gee, Carlton,
I don't know.
343
00:16:22,713 --> 00:16:23,798
The last time we played them
344
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,865
the party just
kind of got out of hand.
345
00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:27,885
I know what you mean,
you should see what happens
346
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:29,732
at their concerts.
347
00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:33,809
Yo, homey, I'm not supposed
to say anything
348
00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:35,957
but you have nothing
to worry about.
349
00:16:35,977 --> 00:16:37,735
You're in.
350
00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:39,783
Your word?
Me and Carlton got in?
351
00:16:39,804 --> 00:16:41,923
Well, not exactly.
352
00:16:41,943 --> 00:16:44,001
I mean, you're cool and all,
but Carlton
353
00:16:44,724 --> 00:16:46,893
well, he's not exactly our type.
354
00:16:47,948 --> 00:16:50,970
[snapping fingers]
355
00:16:53,963 --> 00:16:57,819
Say, wh-what do you mean
"Not our type?"
356
00:16:57,838 --> 00:17:00,027
Well, Carlton is not
like you and me.
357
00:17:00,047 --> 00:17:02,025
You know what I'm saying?
358
00:17:02,046 --> 00:17:03,894
No, I don't know
what you're saying.
359
00:17:03,914 --> 00:17:07,951
Will, Carlton doesn't
exactly exemplify
360
00:17:07,971 --> 00:17:10,973
whatIthink
a Phi Beta Gamma is.
361
00:17:10,993 --> 00:17:13,012
Oh, and-and what is that?
362
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,869
Well, it's not
Ralph Lauren shirts
363
00:17:14,889 --> 00:17:17,068
and wing tipped shoes
and corporate America.
364
00:17:17,089 --> 00:17:21,075
We don't need a brother
like him in this fraternity.
365
00:17:21,095 --> 00:17:24,098
Man, he isexactlywhat you
need in this fraternity.
366
00:17:24,118 --> 00:17:26,026
I mean, Carlton has
been a straight-A student
367
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,191
since pre-school.
368
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,971
He gives you 150% every time.
369
00:17:29,991 --> 00:17:32,923
Look, Will,
I realize he's your cousin
370
00:17:32,943 --> 00:17:34,128
and you have to defend him
371
00:17:34,149 --> 00:17:36,941
but this discussion
is closed.
372
00:17:40,013 --> 00:17:41,077
Alright.
373
00:17:43,035 --> 00:17:44,130
Carl..
374
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:54,082
Carlton, Carlton, Carlton..
375
00:17:54,101 --> 00:17:55,306
Come on, man. Let's go.
I didn't get in.
376
00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:57,144
What? Why?
377
00:17:57,165 --> 00:18:00,067
Look, I don't know, man.
Come on. Just let's go.
378
00:18:01,222 --> 00:18:03,140
How dare you not take Will?
379
00:18:03,159 --> 00:18:04,263
He's full of potential.
380
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,072
That's why we want him.
381
00:18:06,091 --> 00:18:07,246
It'syouwe don't want.
382
00:18:08,099 --> 00:18:09,214
Me?
383
00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:14,094
But I did everything.
384
00:18:14,114 --> 00:18:16,253
I-I cooked, I cleaned,
I hand washed your toilets.
385
00:18:16,274 --> 00:18:18,403
Everything
your butler does for you.
386
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,280
I'm not accepting
no prep school
387
00:18:20,301 --> 00:18:23,253
Bel-Air-bred sellout
intomyfraternity.
388
00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:26,155
- Homey, you can stop all that.
- No, wait, Will.
389
00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:27,339
I got this one.
390
00:18:30,393 --> 00:18:33,315
You think
I'm a sellout. Why?
391
00:18:33,335 --> 00:18:37,191
Because I live in a big house
or I dress a certain way?
392
00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:39,278
Or maybe it's because
I like Barry Manilow?
393
00:18:39,299 --> 00:18:41,397
Yo, he-he meant
Barry White, y'all.
394
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:47,443
Being black isn't what I'm
trying to be. It's what I
am.
395
00:18:47,463 --> 00:18:50,305
I'm running the same race and
jumping the same hurdles you are
396
00:18:50,324 --> 00:18:53,397
so why are you
tripping me up?
397
00:18:53,418 --> 00:18:54,533
You said we need
to stick together
398
00:18:54,552 --> 00:18:57,454
but you don't even
know what that means.
399
00:18:57,475 --> 00:18:59,533
You ask me,
you're the real sellout.
400
00:19:07,425 --> 00:19:09,514
Yeah, that's right, boy.
401
00:19:09,535 --> 00:19:12,407
And in the words of
my illustrious cousin
402
00:19:12,426 --> 00:19:14,635
"We will make like
a tree and leave."
403
00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:24,467
Hey, look, you don't speak
for the rest of us, Dog.
404
00:19:24,486 --> 00:19:26,544
I'm going to have you
kicked out of here.
405
00:19:28,683 --> 00:19:31,465
"Make like a tree and leave?"
406
00:19:31,485 --> 00:19:32,549
I never say that.
407
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:34,679
It's make like a banana
and split.
408
00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:39,548
I'll keep that in mind, alright?
409
00:19:39,568 --> 00:19:42,611
[instrumental music]
410
00:19:46,537 --> 00:19:48,666
(woman on TV)
'Laslow, how could you?'
411
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,589
(man on TV)
'Oh, get over it, Mary,
I'm leaving you..'
412
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:52,763
'...for your brother.'
413
00:19:55,615 --> 00:19:57,643
[instrumental music on TV]
414
00:19:58,769 --> 00:20:00,818
Oh, you-you've got to
tape this for me tomorrow.
415
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,617
Damn that Laslow.
416
00:20:09,673 --> 00:20:11,872
Hey, we looking at the
newest Phi Beta Gammas?
417
00:20:12,595 --> 00:20:16,712
No. Apparently, I'm not enough
of a brother to be a brother.
418
00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:18,802
- What?
- Yeah.
419
00:20:18,822 --> 00:20:21,654
The pledge leader said
he didn't like sellouts.
420
00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:25,691
Well, who does? I mean,
you wait and wait and wait
421
00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:26,895
when you finally get
to the front of the line
422
00:20:26,915 --> 00:20:28,883
everything's gone?
423
00:20:31,735 --> 00:20:33,884
You know, this..
424
00:20:33,905 --> 00:20:36,797
This really irritates me.
425
00:20:36,817 --> 00:20:39,960
I have worked very hard
to give my family a good life
426
00:20:39,979 --> 00:20:41,756
and suddenly
somebody tells me
427
00:20:41,776 --> 00:20:43,775
there's a penalty
for success?
428
00:20:45,753 --> 00:20:47,771
I'm sorry you had to
go through this, son.
429
00:20:52,782 --> 00:20:55,875
When are we going to stop
doing this to each other?
430
00:20:58,817 --> 00:21:01,860
[instrumental music]
431
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,824
Well, I wouldn't have to go down
to juvenile hall, would I?
432
00:21:07,844 --> 00:21:09,923
I mean, I hear those
kids really are..
433
00:21:09,943 --> 00:21:12,112
You know, bad
and messed up and-and..
434
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:15,899
And I'mma go, yeah. Wow.
435
00:21:15,918 --> 00:21:17,926
J-kamma..
The Jamma Gammas are, uh..
436
00:21:17,946 --> 00:21:20,135
- The who? The-the..
- The Jamma Gammas.
437
00:21:20,156 --> 00:21:24,112
- The ba.. The bad mamma jammas.
- The bad mamma jammas, yeah.
438
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:27,095
You know, I hope Mary dumps
that s-s.. See?
439
00:21:27,115 --> 00:21:29,063
[laughing]
440
00:21:29,084 --> 00:21:31,142
(Will)
The-the.. The ba..
The bad mamma jammas.
441
00:21:31,162 --> 00:21:33,211
- The bad mamma jammas. Okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
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