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[instrumental music]
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- Morning, y'all.
- Morning.
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- Happy Halloween!
- Good morning.
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What is this bill, Vivian,
$2000 for flowers?
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Oh, that's for Trevor's
perpetual care.
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- What?
- He was Hilary'sfiance.
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Oh, they get you comin',
they get you goin'.
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I can't believe
it's been two months
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since Trevor's bungee accident.
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Thank God,
Hilary seems to be doing better.
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For a while there
she seemed so crushed.
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Not any more than Trevor.
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Hilary is just exhibiting
that old Banks resiliency. Hm!
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Why, if you ask me,
I'd say she's back to normal.
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Whatever that is.
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Guess who I'm going out with
tonight?
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- Who, sweetheart?
- Trevor.
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[theme song]
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♪ Now this is a story
all about how ♪
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♪ My life got flipped
turned upside-down ♪
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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪
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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪
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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪
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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪
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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪
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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪
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♪ And all shootin' some B-ball
outside of the school ♪
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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪
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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪
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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪
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♪ You're movin' with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪
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♪ The license plate said Fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪
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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪
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♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I pulled up to a house
about 7:0 or 8:00 ♪
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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪
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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪
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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪
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Uh, Hil, Hil, listen, um..
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About you dating Trevor..
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Oh, gosh, how can I
put this gently? Um..
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Yeah, well, I can't, he's dead!
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Will, Hilary's
been through a lot.
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I'm sure she has
a rational explanation
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for what she's saying.
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Of course, I do.
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There's a TV psychic
who can channel Trevor's spirit.
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Okay, I owe you one.
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His name is Skorpius
and I've arranged for aseance.
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Hilary, sweetheart,
you don't really believe
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in thisseancemumbo-jumbo,
do you?
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Believe in it?
I spent $300 for it.
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Honey, you spent $300
on aseance?
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Not on theseance,
for theseance.
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I needed a new hat.
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The $1000 Skorpius is charging,
I just put on daddy's gold card.
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Now I can say goodbye
to Trevor.
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[chuckles]
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I don't know, if you ask me,
it would be cheaper
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to just dig him up.
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Skorpius says I need to bring
at least four loved ones
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to create enough psychic
energy to reach Trevor.
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So, what do you guys say?
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I say, thank God,
I'm not a loved one.
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You don't understand!
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Trevor's bungee accident
left everything up in the air.
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I need closure.
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Oh, I, for one, would be happy
to go with you.
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And I'm sure everyone else here
would, too, wouldn't we?
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Oh, I-I gotta um,
go do my-my costume.
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- I-I'll help you.
- Yeah.
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Me, too!
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I can't believe you people.
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How can you do this to me?
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I guess we're just not
a close family anymore.
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[sobbing]
'I guess Hilary's wellbeing'
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just is not important.
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I guess nobody cares for her
the way I do..
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[sobbing]
I'll go with you, Aunt Viv.
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I can go to my party later,
okay?
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Alright, alright, alright,
I'm onboard.
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But it'll cut into
my trick-or-treating time!
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Oh, alright.
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Come on, Will,
let's go tell Hilary.
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Learn from me, child.
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[doorbell rings]
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(Geoffrey)
Oh, yes.
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The little kiddies have arrived.
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Oh, how I adore dressing up
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for those adorable little ghosts
and goblins every year.
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- Trick..
- Rawr!
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[screaming]
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Hey, you forgot your candy!
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[laughing]
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[Geoffrey laughing]
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Geoffrey.
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It's Halloween, it's
supposed
to be fun for the children.
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Oh, tell it to Barney.
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[growling]
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Hi, Will.
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Oh, boy, I love this.
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Halloween, the only night in a
year a black man can walk around
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in this neighborhood with
a mask on and not get arrested.
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Oh, what a night!
I made a killing, 26 Milky Ways.
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And the Democrats say
there's a recession.
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What are you supposed to be?
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Oh. My idol, Macaulay Culkin.
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Hey, you know why he's my idol?
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Why, 'cause y'all
the same height?
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No, because his movies
have grossed
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over a half a billion
dollars
worldwide.
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Not to mention,
he's one heck of an actor.
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Let's go, everyone. I don't
wanna keep Trevor waiting.
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What's the rush?
Ain't like he goin' nowhere.
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[thunder rumbling]
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I hate LA smog.
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Where's Will?
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[screaming]
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I'm sorry,
I-I'm stupid, I'm stupid.
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[laughing]
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Oh, this is fine, isn't it?
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[door creaking]
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Oh, we got to get one of
them
in the girls' locker room.
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Wow, this place
is really creepy.
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I know. Who would put
a deco table on a Persian rug?
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Skorpius!
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Hello! Is anybody here?
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I am Skorpius the Magnificent.
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I see all.
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I know all.
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Who are you?
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We have an appointment,
Skorpius, we're the Banks--
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Stop, don't tell me.
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Oh, you're the Banks family.
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Wow!
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[gasping]
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I love when a man
pulls my chair out.
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Come, come, sit.
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I want to sit close to the door.
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(Will)
That was decent.
that was decent.
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Yeah, well.
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[gasping]
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Nice shot.
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Now
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make ready to contact
the spirits.
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Seem like somebody made contact
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with one too many spirits,
you know?
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Mr. Skorpius, do you really
think you can reach Trevor?
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If he's up there,
I'll find him.
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Hey, look, Skorpius,
check it out, while you up there
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why don't you see
if you can find Marvin Gaye
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and find out
what was really goin' on?
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[laughing]
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That was a good one.
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I will now make contact
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with Trevor Collins.
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Everyone join hands.
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Spirit guides, I summon you.
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This humble earthly vessel
awaits.
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Fill me with your essence.
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[Skorpius groaning]
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Seem like some medium ain't
paid their electric bill,
huh?
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I'm getting a message
from the spirits.
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Oh, they wish me to tell you,
"Shut your pie hole."
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Oh, oh..
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I feel a presence in the room.
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A tall, good-looking man
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whose life
revolves around news.
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[gasping]
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That's Trevor!
I know his vibration!
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[wind howling]
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Trevor, I think about you
constantly.
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- And I, about you.
- Oh.
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I wish I could see you.
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I wish I could see you, too.
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I thought they was boring
when he was alive.
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Trevor, now that we can talk
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there's something
I've wanted to ask you
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since the day you died.
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Oh, of course, Hilary,
ask me anything.
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Do you know where I left
my black suede purse?
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Your black suede purse?
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Well, now, let me think.
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Ooh. Whoa, uh..
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Oh, please!
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Come on, man,
I could be sucking on
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some honey neck bone right now,
yeah?
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Whoa!
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Oh, the connection is fading.
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I'm losing it, I'm losing it!
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Oh, like you ever had it. Oh..
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- Come back..
- Yes, Trevor, don't go.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Trevor has left the building.
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I didn't get a chance
to say goodbye.
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Couldn't we try again?
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I couldn't possibly
traverse the void again.
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Uh, tonight, that is. Of course,
there's always tomorrow.
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[scoffs]
And miss "Saved By The Bell?"
I don't think so.
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Oh, then let's have a look-see.
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Ah..
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You know,
I could fit you in around 7:00
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right between
the exorcism and step class.
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- Daddy?
- Uh, no, I-I don't think so.
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And I think I'd like
my $1000 back, please.
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Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but
the spirits don't give refunds.
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[Will mumbling]
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Listen, uh, Scrupulous, um
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I think you should just give my
uncle his money back, you know?
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We all had a good laugh,
but this whole thing is bogus
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and you, sir, are a fake.
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[Skorpius gasps]
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Nobody calls me the F-word.
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[gibberish]
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[scatting]
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From this day forward
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you will bring evil
to all those in your presence.
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You will end up alone
and forever hexed!
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I placed a curse on you.
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[chuckles]
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[instrumental music]
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The whole thing
gave me the creeps,
Geoffrey.
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Do you really think
a person can be cursed?
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How do you think
I ended up here?
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Hey, y'all, check it out,
I got me a party to hit.
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So, uh, if I hook up
with some babe tonight
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I promise to practice safe hex.
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Ah!
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This isn't funny, Will.
You ruined myseance.
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Forget theseance,
he may have ruined our lives
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once this hex kicks in.
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Cut it out, Carlton.
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And there's no such thing as a..
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Oh, my God.
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Carlton, what's that hideous
thing growing out of your neck?
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- What, what? Where, where?
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Hold on, hold on. Ah, ah..
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Oh. Never mind,
it's just your head.
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Hey, Hil, look.
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Trust me, wherever Trevor is,
he loves you and he misses you.
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[scoffs]
What about the hex?
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Look, Macaulay,
there's no such thing as a hex!
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[telephone ringing]
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I'll get it.
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Hello?
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Yes, this is he.
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What? Is this
some kind of a joke?
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'Oh, that's preposterous!'
250
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,754
You're-you're right,
I will talk to my lawyer.
251
00:13:13,607 --> 00:13:15,529
Philip, what is it?
252
00:13:15,548 --> 00:13:18,522
The DA says he has proof
that I took bribes.
253
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:19,623
- What?
- How?
254
00:13:19,643 --> 00:13:21,585
I've been suspended
from the bench.
255
00:13:21,606 --> 00:13:24,740
My reputation is destroyed,
I'm ruined!
256
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,774
[screaming]
257
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,623
[instrumental music]
258
00:13:38,738 --> 00:13:40,810
Mornin', Uncle Phil.
259
00:13:40,829 --> 00:13:42,822
Did you talk to your lawyer yet?
260
00:13:43,544 --> 00:13:44,655
I'm through, Will.
261
00:13:44,674 --> 00:13:47,588
I don't know why,
but the DA has it in for me.
262
00:13:47,608 --> 00:13:49,570
I could get ten years.
263
00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:51,693
Uncle Phil,
you're innocent, man.
264
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:56,639
Dad, I just want you to know
that regardless of what happens
265
00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:58,693
I'll always be at your side.
266
00:14:01,706 --> 00:14:04,699
Carlton, what the hell
happened to your hair?
267
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,783
Oh, no, you don't.
I'm not falling for that again.
268
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:13,802
Oh, my hair!
269
00:14:13,822 --> 00:14:16,655
I look like a snow cone!
What happened?
270
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:18,808
Ah. The hex.
271
00:14:18,828 --> 00:14:20,880
Oh, Carlton, that's not it.
272
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,822
That gold stuff you sprayed
on your hair, it must have
273
00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:25,696
done something to your hair.
Now, just-just-just wash it out.
274
00:14:25,717 --> 00:14:28,600
- I did, last night!
- 'Help! Help!'
275
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:29,690
Ashley.
276
00:14:29,711 --> 00:14:32,615
Help, somebody turn it off!
277
00:14:32,634 --> 00:14:33,655
Ah!
278
00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:47,813
What do you mean that was out?
That was in!
279
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:49,857
What's going on?
I heard screams!
280
00:14:49,877 --> 00:14:52,710
Ashley was attacked
by the tennis-ball machine.
281
00:14:53,911 --> 00:14:55,773
Ooh! Oh, thank goodness.
282
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:56,924
For a moment there I thought
you'd found
283
00:14:57,645 --> 00:14:59,748
those Polaroids of me in a tutu.
284
00:15:01,872 --> 00:15:04,925
New Year's Eve,
a fellow gets crazy.
285
00:15:05,926 --> 00:15:07,668
You alright, sweetheart?
286
00:15:07,688 --> 00:15:08,779
I think I sprained my ankle
287
00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:10,712
and my big tournament
is tomorrow.
288
00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:12,825
Why would the machine
go haywire like that?
289
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,868
It's the you-know-what.
290
00:15:14,888 --> 00:15:17,872
I'm telling you, dad, it's gonna
pick us off one by one
291
00:15:17,892 --> 00:15:21,937
until we all end up
on "Unsolved Mysteries."
292
00:15:21,956 --> 00:15:24,679
Would you just shut up
with this hex?
293
00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:26,932
I mean, it's all just
one big coincidence.
294
00:15:26,952 --> 00:15:28,784
[knocking on door]
295
00:15:34,742 --> 00:15:36,774
- Can I help you?
- Are you Geoffrey Butler?
296
00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:38,708
Yes, I am.
297
00:15:38,727 --> 00:15:41,770
And you must be
the woman of my dreams.
298
00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:43,834
You are!
299
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,768
[gasps]
Oh!
300
00:15:46,788 --> 00:15:48,960
Geoffrey Butler,
I'm agent Wanda Davis
301
00:15:48,979 --> 00:15:50,772
Immigration and Naturalization.
302
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:51,884
You're in this country
illegally.
303
00:15:51,904 --> 00:15:54,798
- Uncle Phil!
- No buts, Butler.
304
00:15:54,818 --> 00:15:56,880
(Wanda)
You're being deported.
Let's go!
305
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:57,982
Oh, God!
306
00:15:58,001 --> 00:16:00,774
The hex has gone international.
307
00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:01,846
Geoffrey, Geoffrey,
don't you worry
308
00:16:01,866 --> 00:16:02,967
I'll get you
the best lawyer in town.
309
00:16:02,987 --> 00:16:05,840
I don't need a lawyer!
310
00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:09,896
What I need is a judge
who can be bought off, like you!
311
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:13,010
I was framed,
I tell you, framed!
312
00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:14,863
This is all your fault.
313
00:16:14,882 --> 00:16:16,864
[mumbles]
Now, come on, Carlton.
314
00:16:16,884 --> 00:16:18,737
Now, I don't know
what's going on around here
315
00:16:18,757 --> 00:16:21,790
but it don't have nothing to do
with no stupid hex!
316
00:16:21,811 --> 00:16:23,804
Uh, isn't that right,
Uncle Phil?
317
00:16:23,824 --> 00:16:26,908
I don't know
what to believe anymore, Will.
318
00:16:26,927 --> 00:16:28,979
Come on, Uncle Phil,
not you, too!
319
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,783
[Vivian screams]
320
00:16:30,802 --> 00:16:32,864
Vivian! Vivian!
321
00:16:35,798 --> 00:16:38,001
- Jazz!
- Ew!
322
00:16:39,764 --> 00:16:42,848
- Philip, do something!
- Hey, dad.
323
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,870
You know, now that
I'm going to be in the
family
324
00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:46,973
maybe we could talk
about my trust fund.
325
00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:49,781
What did you say?
326
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,036
Jazz and I are getting married.
327
00:16:51,056 --> 00:16:53,939
Over his dead body.
328
00:16:53,959 --> 00:16:56,851
Excuse me, but doesn't
anybody care what I think?
329
00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:58,850
(all)
No!
330
00:16:58,870 --> 00:16:59,944
Well, Jazz does.
331
00:16:59,964 --> 00:17:02,877
And that's why
I've fallen for him.
332
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:07,135
To think, all these years
I never appreciated you.
333
00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,115
I love you, snookums.
334
00:17:09,134 --> 00:17:11,916
Right back at you, Hilakums.
335
00:17:12,147 --> 00:17:13,954
- Pshh.
- Pshh.
336
00:17:16,987 --> 00:17:19,910
I'll be in the kitchen
throwing up.
337
00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:22,079
We're gonna name our first son
after you, daddy.
338
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:25,113
By the way, I thought
we could get started
tonight.
339
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:26,228
[chuckles]
340
00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:28,024
That's it!
341
00:17:30,165 --> 00:17:32,053
[screams]
342
00:17:35,136 --> 00:17:38,028
This is all your fault!
You got us all hexed!
343
00:17:38,047 --> 00:17:41,050
I want you packed
and out of here by tonight!
344
00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:43,219
But w-w-wait, wait a minute.
Aunt Viv, what are..
345
00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:46,113
- Out!
- Aunt Viv, wait a minute.
346
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,040
This is me.
347
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:51,163
Your little Willie, you
know,
the adorable, charismatic
348
00:17:51,185 --> 00:17:54,097
sometimes troublesome,
yet overall wonderful young man
349
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,331
you've grown to love.
350
00:17:55,351 --> 00:17:57,280
Don't throw me out, Aunt
Viv.
Listen, listen.
351
00:17:57,301 --> 00:18:01,127
I'll go back to Skorpius and
I'll get us all un-hexed, okay?
352
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:05,193
[Hilary chuckling]
353
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,318
Hurry.
354
00:18:08,278 --> 00:18:10,146
Hurry.
355
00:18:13,178 --> 00:18:14,433
'Hurry!'
356
00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:18,189
[instrumental music]
357
00:18:34,399 --> 00:18:36,338
That's strange.
358
00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:37,351
[doorbell rings]
359
00:18:37,372 --> 00:18:39,461
It's open, mother. Come on in.
360
00:18:44,341 --> 00:18:48,358
- Who are you?
- Will Smith. Skorpius?
361
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,532
That's my last name.
I'm Ralph Skorpius.
362
00:18:51,553 --> 00:18:53,541
What are you doing in my house?
363
00:18:53,561 --> 00:18:56,544
It's me, remember? The vampire.
364
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,621
You remember theseance,
the hex, the..
365
00:19:01,345 --> 00:19:02,590
[scatting]
366
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:06,536
Listen, take anything you want,
just don't hurt me.
367
00:19:06,557 --> 00:19:09,509
[chuckles]
Look, man, I didn't come here
to start no trouble.
368
00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:11,588
Uh, I just wanna apologize.
369
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,468
Uh, what happened
to this place, man?
370
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,487
[laughs]
What happened to you?
371
00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:20,435
Anything you see here is yours.
372
00:19:20,455 --> 00:19:21,600
Hey, look.
373
00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:23,620
Please, take it all.
374
00:19:25,638 --> 00:19:29,495
Hey, look, Skorpius, man, um..
375
00:19:29,514 --> 00:19:31,653
Look, I don't know
what's going on here, alright?
376
00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:33,633
Look, I just,
I just came to ask you
377
00:19:33,653 --> 00:19:35,722
to break the hex, alright, man?
378
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,740
I'm begging you, man!
379
00:19:39,527 --> 00:19:41,586
[sobbing]
Why are you playing with me?
380
00:19:43,544 --> 00:19:47,632
I-I, I-I-I think
I'm-I'm losing my family, man.
381
00:19:47,652 --> 00:19:49,761
I think I'm losing my mind.
382
00:19:49,782 --> 00:19:52,574
Why you can't
just break the hex, man?
383
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:54,782
Break the hex!
384
00:19:56,752 --> 00:19:58,790
I don't want no vase, man.
385
00:19:58,810 --> 00:20:01,813
I just want you
to break the hex, alright?
386
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,675
Break the hex!
387
00:20:07,687 --> 00:20:09,897
Break the hex, man.
388
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,699
Can you break the hex?
389
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,918
Break the hex..
390
00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:20,683
Break the hex, man.
391
00:20:20,703 --> 00:20:23,977
Why you can't break the hex,
man?
392
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,760
- Break the hex.
- Will!
393
00:20:26,779 --> 00:20:29,942
- Break the hex!
- Will, Will, wake up!
394
00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:32,012
Will, you were having
a nightmare.
395
00:20:34,753 --> 00:20:35,918
[chuckles]
396
00:20:35,939 --> 00:20:39,032
Carlton, y-your hair.
397
00:20:39,051 --> 00:20:41,954
Hey, what kind of dream
were you having, mister?
398
00:20:44,816 --> 00:20:46,031
Carlton, man, oh, man.
399
00:20:46,051 --> 00:20:48,954
Listen, we-we was all hexed
and everything.
400
00:20:48,975 --> 00:20:50,080
E-e-everything was going
wrong
401
00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:53,101
and the-the whole family
was turning against me.
402
00:20:54,859 --> 00:20:56,888
Oh, it was a nightmare, man.
403
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,112
Uh, it was so real!
404
00:21:00,132 --> 00:21:03,124
Well, I'm gonna go have
some breakfast. Wanna go?
405
00:21:03,144 --> 00:21:06,117
Uh, oh, yeah, breakfast,
that's right.
406
00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:08,045
- Uh, with our family, right?
- Yeah.
407
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:10,055
Yeah, let's get to our family.
408
00:21:15,005 --> 00:21:17,074
- Morning, y'all.
- 'Morning.'
409
00:21:17,095 --> 00:21:19,064
- Happy Halloween!
- Good morning.
410
00:21:19,084 --> 00:21:22,197
What is this bill, Vivian,
$2000 for flowers?
411
00:21:22,216 --> 00:21:24,094
That's for Trevor's
perpetual care.
412
00:21:24,115 --> 00:21:27,038
- What?
- He was Hilary's fiance.
413
00:21:27,057 --> 00:21:29,126
(Philip)
'They get you comin',
they get you goin'.'
414
00:21:29,147 --> 00:21:31,145
I can't believe
it's been two months
415
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,204
since Trevor's bungee accident.
416
00:21:33,224 --> 00:21:35,122
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, wait a second, guys.
417
00:21:35,142 --> 00:21:38,115
Hey, let's talk about
something else here, alright?
418
00:21:38,134 --> 00:21:40,203
(Vivian)
'Thank God, Hilary
seems to be feeling better.'
419
00:21:40,224 --> 00:21:44,050
'For a while there
she seemed so crushed.'
420
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,098
Not any more than Trevor.
421
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:51,201
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
How about those Lakers, huh?
422
00:21:51,221 --> 00:21:54,103
Hilary is just exhibiting
that old Banks resiliency.
423
00:21:54,122 --> 00:21:55,308
Why, if you ask me
424
00:21:55,329 --> 00:21:57,377
I'd say she's practically
back to normal.
425
00:21:58,100 --> 00:21:59,175
- Whatever that is.
- Whatever that is.
426
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,203
Ah!
427
00:22:01,223 --> 00:22:03,231
Guess who I'm going out with
tonight?
428
00:22:03,253 --> 00:22:05,311
No, no, no, no.
429
00:22:05,331 --> 00:22:07,320
Uh, let me out, let me out!
430
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:11,267
- Who, sweetheart?
- Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike?
431
00:22:13,224 --> 00:22:14,349
Trevor.
432
00:22:14,370 --> 00:22:20,396
No-o-o!
433
00:22:23,369 --> 00:22:24,443
(male #1)
'In five, four, three, two.'
434
00:22:24,463 --> 00:22:27,265
But it will cut
into my trick or treats..
435
00:22:29,273 --> 00:22:30,367
Here we go.
436
00:22:30,389 --> 00:22:32,528
But it will cut
into my trick or treats..
437
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:34,446
I can't.
438
00:22:34,466 --> 00:22:36,384
I'm just gonna
say my line and go.
439
00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:40,381
[laughing]
440
00:22:42,399 --> 00:22:45,572
(Carlton)
I can't get it out.
I cannot get it out.
441
00:22:45,593 --> 00:22:47,390
-Come on, one more..
-Hold on, hold on.
442
00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:50,323
[instrumental music]
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